Why do Germans always dig holes in our beaches? - /int/ - International

I really enjoy digging deep and small holes in the shallow water all day. After 4-5 hours, when I'm done, I lay down on my towel, crack open a cold one and watch people trip and over my masterfully digged holes.

Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:02:21 Post No.66783929
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:02:21 Post No.66783929 [Report]

Its greatest fun.

Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:02:48 Post No.66783951
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:02:48 Post No.66783951 [Report]

>>66783888
That is great. Haven't done that since I was a child though.

Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:08:43 Post No.66784246
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:08:43 Post No.66784246 [Report]

>>66783854
Just a flesh wound.

Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:27:26 Post No.66785098
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As we usually encounter sand beaches in foreign countries, us Germans routinely expect hostility from natives as well as other tourists, especially if we wear our most convenient Afrikakorps uniforms upon arrival to effectively deflect the sun's insidious attacks on our skin.

Taking immediate action to prevent ambushes when staying in enemy territory is not only recommended, but every honorable German's duty.

The most efficient way to secure ground superiority with short preparation time and lacking ressources is the construction of fortified outposts commonly known as "leichte Wehrmachtsselbstbaustrandbefestigung - Grundausführung A".
These outposts consist of lines of simple foxholes made out of wet sand, simple observation stands secured from enemy tourists by towels, and - in more advanced constructions - short systems of tunnels and trenches that connect the crucial parts of the fortification.

Driftwood must not be used to build leichte Wehrmachtsselbstbaustrandbefestigung - Grundausführung A. Driftwood is material of strategic importance and has to be sent to the local authorities immediately after recovery.

Fun by itself is not forbidden during the construction of beach fortifications. However, it is strongly recommended to keep a serious expression and sing military songs with a loud and determined voice. This behaviour will decieve the enemy and may distract him from your vulnerability.

Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:32:21 Post No.66785329
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:32:21 Post No.66785329 [Report]

>work Monday-Saturday as an excavator operator
>come home and play Excavator Operator Stimulator 2016 Halal Edition
>Go to beach on Sundays and start digging the stand
>People bully you on /int/

Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:34:23 Post No.66785423
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>>66785329
Forgot pic