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BITTER TOMATO SAUCE
AND
BEANS ON TOASTS

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lads

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>(f) Suspension of entry or imposition of restrictions by President

>Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1182

i-it's unconstitutional and inhumane!

Right wing news sites were howling about CETA's failure meaning the EU is shite the other week, now they've gone and signed it there's not a single article about it on any front pages.

Really sets the cranial fluids flowing.

>>66779753
>(f) Suspension of entry or imposition of restrictions by President

>Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1182

>People talk about having a White Christmas, but I'd rather have a White President's Day!

>>66779434
this guy really is awful

http://murderpedia.org/male.N/n/neal-william-lee.htm

Joe spoke no english but he had a dream
And he saved up most of his pay
To bring his wife and six kids from Lebanon
And settle down here to stay

what you man saying about leicester uni

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>literally guaranteed to get the pussy that same night

>>66779799
you're all fucking emotionally stunted unromantic autists

there is nothing wrong with it at all

>>66777248
you forgot bacon and egg

Hahahahahaha

>>66779817
yes - I would wager the SC deem it unconstitutional to consider muslims 'aliens' and 'detrimental to the interests of the US'

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Porthern Pail

>>66779876
you've obviously done this recently and are trying to rationalise your dumb decision lad

remember when homer was in a barbershop quartet?

Always love it when people who have lived all their life in their own little autistic bubble have it burst and they still try to cling to it
>y-you're just wrong!!! it's ro-romantic!!

>>66777111
Yeah I do remember

People were a lot more polite and civil

>>66779918
yes

Should I post yank halloween slags? Y or N

>>66779925
what you muttering to yourself there bruce?

>conductor stamps my open return ticket
>immediately wipe the stamp off the ticket before it dries
>repeat for a month

haha!

>>66779909
how is it a dumb decision?

girls love the spontaneously romantic acts it reminds them of the shit they see in romcoms

>>66779819
>niggers

>>66779895
Depends on how naturalized they are, tbqh. If they're already citizens they're untouchable.

going shops
anyone need anything?

>>66779957
YES YOU CUNT

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watching Candyman

>>66779900
ugly spanish trains

>>66779957
post yourself off to the north pole

Nick the Greek collected tropical fish
Had to be a character too
Smuggled in Piranha just to break the law
And he fed them on kangaroo

>>66779978
ok so you did try it recently then seeing as you didn't deny it?

>>66779918
remember when he wanted to go to duff gardens but got ill?

>>66779957
Y

>>66779925
this

so glad that I've managed to dodge doing anything super cringey like that

although this doesn't bring any closer to figuring what i should text her?

>>66779957
yes
e
s

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Doing a roast, lads.
Chicken this time.

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

>>66779987
some flowers for the potential gf

Not looking forward to Hallowmeme desu.

>>66779993
we heard you last time NERD

fucking hell imagine living in a white britain

deciding to treat yourself to an expensive meal only to find out that the country's most lauded restaurant is Dave's Fish And Chips

second to that is Dan's Shepherds Pies

fucking hell fuck that

>>66780013
don't care

>>66780018
wonder how long this one will go on for

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hhnnng these are too good, merking a bag right now.

>>66779977
>stamps
what sort of shitty train company do you use?
On mine they either use a Sharpie or holepunch

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>>66780018
you couldn't make it up

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>>66780012
>>66780001
>>66779992
gonna start then

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>>66780018
still shrieking about this

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

Día de muertos >>>>>> Halloween

>>66780031
>heard

If you're over 12 and celebrate Halloween you should be hung

thoughts?

>>66779986
yes, that's what I'm trying to say

the constitution will protect them and the law will never be passed

>>66779993

This scared the shit out of me when I was 6

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the gf had a smoke

>>66779957
Y

>>66780018
where can i find this 'un

A SIMPLE TEST TO SEE IF BRINGING A GIRL WHOM YOU BARELY KNOW FLOWERS TO HER WORKPLACE

Are you attractive?
>yes
>no

if you answered >yes, then YES, definitely bring her flowers at work!

if you answered >no, then NO, don't even think about it you filthy runt

>>66780067
>hung

>>66780067
wholeheartedly agree tbqhwy

>>66780067
hanged

trapping air between my top lip and my teeth and letting it slowly escape and make bubbly fart sounds

horrendously depressed

>>66780067
Hanged

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gonna continue then

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>>66780013
>roast chicken

sweet jesus

>>66780050
wish my nuts were oven roasted

>>66780004
what are you so scared of m8?

think that showing a bit of care will break you down and make you seem weak?

just take her some fucking flowers and them come back and tell us how it went

guaranteed you'll be downing in clung juice by the time she gets off work

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>got pissed and told all my friends about the novel I'm writing
>they spent all night taking the piss, saying it sounds shit and calling me a bent cunt
>they're still roasting me in the group chat
>they've already put a bunch of shit about it on facebook

Fucks sake lads


>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.


and he wonders why he got bantered for it

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>>66780043
It is Sunday, colonial heathen.
Roasting is mandatory.

>>66780067
It's hanged mate

pictures and drapes are hung

>>66780069
Indeed, even depriving citizenship as punishment for a crime has been unconstitutional since the 1940s, so ""deporting"" citizens or those about to become citizens would never pass constitutional muster.

>>66780115
They look so oppressed

>>66780109
fuck off baby

>>66780099

Attractive or not, that's pretty weird

Bob's pride was his handlebar moustache
Said he still combed out sand
Pushed a tank through the Sahara desert
So they made him the leading hand

>>66780069
No it isnt what you're trying to say you lying worm, the ban is on Muslims moving to the united states not on Muslims who are already united States citizens

Smdh

Turned up naked at a girl's work with a ribbon tied round my hard willy with a label saying 'For (You)' once

Didn't end well desu

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>SEMI-AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
>ABOUT A LONELY GUY
>FALLING IN LOVE
>WITH A WOMAN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
>OVER THE INTERNET

>>66780129
Had some coq au vin that I added mushrooms to and put some pastry on top as a chicken pie

>>66780137
>even depriving citizenship as punishment for a crime
now does that mean exiling someone or not allowing them into the country

Accidentally watched a few Rose videos again, lads.

Why do I do this to myself?

>>66780127
sounds like an interesting idea 2bh

shows how a closeness can develop over a long distance thanks to recent technologies

>>66780067
You should be hanged for your bad spelling, tbqhwy

In any case adults celebrate it here by putting up decorations and giving out treats to children.

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>>66780127
just picturing the banter that was exchanged is enough to get me howling

>buy fast car
>don't ever get chance to drive it fast
>speed limits absolutely everywhere
>cameras everywhere
>speed bumps everywhere

very good.

>>66780064
I hacked 4chan so all posts are read out to me and I can dictate my posts back

Watching the big lebowski

>>66780187
dribbling loads of saliva whilst laughing at this post
fucking gallons of it

>>66780181
so what happens when they become citizens then? are they scrubbed from the register? because the constitution would protect them

>>66780109
vocaroo

Listening to some jazz lads

>>66780212
take it to tesco carpark at 1am on a friday and join the drift club

>>66780217
Report back, heard it's good but don't feel like investing a couple hours to download it then another couple watching it if it's shit

want to kick your head in

yes YOU, reading this right now

>>66780247
or the runt club as I like to call it

>>66780210
would gladly end my current life and be reincarnated back in time so that I could grow up with this lad, become part of his circle of friends and engage in the bants when he revealed it

sure I'd miss my family but it would be worth it just for that moment

Trying to get entertained here but these ameriniggers are ruining it for me

>>66780228
They aren't going to become citizens if they can't come in the first place

Nobody has ever said anything about deporting citizens this is just trying to twist words

The ban has always been about new Muslim immigrants

Business idea: Bluegrass Nine Inch Nails cover band

>>66780212
Those speed bumps are a complete con. If anything they slow you down.

>>66780243
*tip*

>>66780214
coming to your house right to fuckin deck u

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>>66780191
Do you have Worcestershire sauce in sideways France?
It's great for adding depth to stews and casseroles.
Pretty good in Coq au Vin.

>>66780267
rude

Novel

Crazy Charlie was a Yugoslav
His old straight eight Chevy could move
His ambition was to live on a hippie commune
When Dave told him about free love

>>66780247
Thursday night - friday morning?
Or
Friday night - saturday morning?

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Massive fan of the Hitler Youth haircut desu

>>66780203
Both, I assume. The SCOTUS case in particular involved someone who had been a citizen since birth and had deserted during WW2, and was sentenced to be stripped of his citizenship. SCOTUS ruled that such a sentence violated the 8th amendment ("no cruel and unusual punishments") and established the "evolving standards of decency" standard by which challenges to laws via that amendment are now usually tested.

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Afternoon lads

How's it hanging?

if the national speed limit is 70 why do the government not just force cars here to have their top speed locked at 70

never been to stonehenge desu

>>66780258

I've seen it before, its great like most Coen Brothers films

>>66780258
you haven't seen it?

are you also the same australian from earlier who didn't use adblock? haha lunatic

>>66780294
did you get that joke out of the mock the week 2016 annual?

>live with grandfather
>grandma died couple years ago
>want to move out and get my own place
>know grandfather is lonely even though he doesn't say it
>would feel bad for leaving him alone

>>66780308

>Lea & Perrins
>not Hendersons

kys

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Ah yes, well done humans, well done

semi-autobiographical

>>66780308
It certainly isn't as available but you can still get it if you look.
I mostly get enough when I go to the UK.

>>66780243
Quite like Art Blakey, desu.

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sorry lads was away for a bit. the gf needed help in the kitchen. gonna continue, even if no one gives a shit

>>66780301
Fuck right off lad, jazz is great

If you're over 12 and celebrate Halloween you should be hanged.

thoughts?

>>66780271
this

I hope those lads did us proud.

>>66780342
Nah, it's a classic Viz Top Tip.

>>66780336
People drive cars on private land

>>66780323

Thats outdated now fag

>>66780319
not telling you yank

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need a hiking gf

>>66780323

theres a haircut you can set your watch to

>>66780370
hung

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Reminder that Poleaboo is superior to you

>>66780352
fucking machines?

>>66780336
In the US no one cares if you're up to around 5 mph above the speed limit, and you can go even faster to pass. I assume it might be the same there.

>>66780341
Only started really watching movies recently desu, haven't seen most ""classics""

>>66780290
okay so you want to ban all muslims from entering the country (would never pass in the house)

I never said anything about deporting citizens, we're talking about his 'register'

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>>66780329
a little to the left

it's cold today

>>66780366
Well isn't that a coincidence, I'm listening to art blakey right now

>>66780351
>using an anchovy-free sauce
Need them glutamates, lad.

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>>66780352
the intros get me every time 2bh

now, about those fucking machines?

>>66780352
why does everyone ask you to post fucking machines

>>66780370
t. Guy who doesn't have friends so he's not invited to parties cuz he's a loser and everyone knows he has autism

>>66780370
Come and have a go if you think you're fucking hard enough I'll have you on you arse in seconds

>>66780352
Do you wish you had foreskin

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>Fuck right off lad, jazz is great

>>66780336
Overtaking

>>66780391
they should build cars that can go over 70 but they're only allowed on private land, not public roads

just realised i have no idea how to actually pull di gyaldem innadance

like i'm a decent looking guy so i get a decent amount of girls giving me the eyes and dat, and if a gyal is clearly interested i know how to get with dem and do a likkle tongue on tongue action and a likkle dagga

but if i see a spice in the club i dunno how to approach the ting and get with her and dutty whine pon di batty

>>66780414
no, hanged

>>66780432
It's raining here
Not too cold though

>>66780426
And yet again it doesn't have to pass the house because of this

>(f) Suspension of entry or imposition of restrictions by President

>Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1182

>>66780460
based

how do I get a gf?

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>>66780460
F U C K I N G M A C H I N E S

>>66780465
no need if everyone's going 70

>>66780426
trump isn't going to ban muslims. he's said he'll do "extreme vetting" for immigrants. i assume that simply means no refugees which is understandable given the circumstances

>>66780465
No, you only ever overtake cars not doing 70.

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gf is on her period. shes unstable like this desu

>>66780505
have to apply for a license

halloween is a neat holiday imo

>>66780432
It's a bit chilly here (54F) and wet, but overall not as bad as it's going to be this winter.
>t. Chicago

>>66780460
fuck off kike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cZdy5L4uqE

>>66780414
thank you

>>66780443
got people my age coming to my door wanting free sweets every year
plus its my bday so I am always really depressed

>>66780447
I'd put you in an arm bar and dislocate your shoulder mate

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>the bbc is more biased than /pol/

Accidentally agreed to go to a normie Halloween party

>>66780537
Do you wish you had foreskin, frenulum and ridged band

>>66780370
I agree, It's Americanisation and I'm not happy with it

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>>66780539
>54F
>chilly

>>66780537
>neat
>holiday
FOY

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>I go 80-90 mph every day and have never been caught yet

>>66780539
are you that irish cunt that hates chicago?

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Unironically just ordered a Zulu war pith helmet, lads.

>>66780408
that would be nice
I guess

>>66780565
apex runts

>>66780505
This >>66780534
>tfw have failed my gf license test for the fourth time in a row

Machine poster is back

>>66780547
Today is my birthday desu

>>66780587
rorke

>>66780568
I'll answer this. I absolutely wish I had foreskin

Honestly never cared until I started reading a bit more about it. Probably would help with my ED every time I even have one beer as well

gf is meeting an ex-bf in london this weekend, to tie up some lose ends and tell him to never contact her again

not sure how glad am i that i've probably literally been cucked.

Just paid my sister 50 quid for her old running shoes that she was about to throw out lads

>>66780615
she has a horse's arsehole

business idea: phone up random takeaways and order for collection but don't actually go to collect

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>"£120 for an hour anon, give us another 50 and you can go bareback"

>>66780615
I suppose its in your nature to be a degeneracy spreading parasite.

>>66780587
good lad

>>66780505
Buy some flowers then wait outside her work place until she comes out and then hand the flowers over with a smile

The unexpected gift will moisten up her dick mitten

>>66780574
It's more the wind than the temperature, but it has been warmer last week.

>>66780586
No, and I was unaware that such an individual exists hating my lovely city.

>>66780518
that makes sense, nice to speak to a Yank with his head screwed on right

>>66780650
>tattoos

haha no thanks love

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>am*rican replies to you

>>66780646

How do you know what that looks like?

You fellas see any Tim Horton's there yet? If so, what d'ya think?

>>66780336
emergencies I'd imagine

>>66780641
He's gonna do the sex with her & probably cum inside

>>66780666
ok thanks will try this

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>I suppose its in your nature to be a degeneracy spreading parasite.

>>66780697
i've seen a horse before

>>66780568
I myself have roughly half of one, with the frenulum intact. No ridged band, though. As fucked up as it is, I can still masturbate the natural way, so I'm fairly lucky at that.

>>66780687
Sup

>>66780625
>Update] [Auto] 36 new posts
happy bday

>>66780710
Do you realise that you will never be able to please a girl like uncut guys

>>66780710
Got any DP machines?

>>66780710
I've seen you post on /pol/ and /sp/, which board do you machine the most?

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>>66780747
Thanks famafam

how do I go about building a fucking machine?

asking for a mate

Why don't we have left on red in the UK lads?

>>66780650
>bareback
Shan't be sexing this female. That sounds like a 100% way to get an STI.

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>>66780671
Yeah some twat. I live in chicago as well mate, greatest large city in the US desu

>>66780018
>>66780054
>>66780044
>>66780057
explain this epic meme to me lads

>>66780710
need a black slave gf

also need a mechanical knob

god KILL the queen

Need an emotionally damaged gf

>>66780820
rasheed

>>66780715
bit of a headache really.

the worst thing is, the day before she went, we had this long conversation in bed about how we'd both literally struck the jackpot and found the best partner for each other.

She's prone to sudden changes of mind though, so i'm really worried about what she tells me when she comes bakc.

>>66780807
Shouldn't have ended slavery britshit

>>66780799
read the fucking thread you twat I posted the entire thing earlier

fuck off

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>>66780796
Umm, excuse me, that's not LA

>>66780825
How is that any different to any other girl?

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me and the bf

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>>66780834

wait some people have large flaccid penises?

surely that's just impractical?

not looking forward to the bants cheeky JFs will be lobbing our way when Liz dies lads

>dixie will never rise again and kill yank bastards

>>66780796
>greatest large city in the US

lel, Chicongo is an utter shithole. Every weekend it's the same

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-shootings-violence-20161029-story.html

inb4 you live in the safe burbs, if you're a 15 min car journey away from some war torn ghetto you are never safe

>>66780869
You can make them feel bad about themselves and then they'll want to make it up to you

>>66780796
Indeed.

>>66780857
It's alri, but a bit too spread out for my tastes.

>>66780820
We've got a badass over here.

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>>66780879
>DP is when both the arse and the growler are invaded simultaneously

Need a hobby because I get a lot of free time from work and I don't do anything. Used to go shooting with air cadets so was thinking of buying a rifle and go target shooting

what else should i consider taking up (money isn't an issue)

>>66780857
LA is unironically shit though, worse than NYC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WIPEOUT

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>>66780884

>>66780879
That's what I want.

>>66780904
>when Liz dies lads
>implying

Recommend me a films boyos

must be cozy

>>66780945
Play guitar
Build stuff
Jack off all day

The list is endless

>>66780945
make beats

>>66780945
Photography.

Lifting.

Cooking.

Learn a language.

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>DP is when both the arse and the growler are invaded simultaneously

israel lad makes me crease every time

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>>66780912
you can get rid of at least one, just slice your wrists

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ah yes, chicago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXm2OmPkwZM

>>66780945
train your body (gym, sport) or expand your knowledge (museum, reading, etc.)

anything else is a waste of time

>>66780922
>Safe burbs

No i live in the safe city. Those areas are more the burbs than where I live. You litearlly have to drive 20 minutes from downtown to get to these areas

Wheras i live less than 5 from downtown

lads /an/ aquarium general is bullying us again

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>>66780979

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>>66780904
the other monarchies will have our back

Every yank girl I've had a conversation with online has come across as vapid and irritating

British women may not be the best but they're much nicer to chat to in my opinion

>>66780986
>cozy
Hm
Giz a genre

>>66780848
memes aside, slavery is a bit wrong lad

as comfy as it would be to have an ebony harem and maids and shit it's still not very moral

>>66781025
Don't feed the troll m8

a good thirty litres

>>66780986
sweet sixteen

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>>66781041

>>66781041
these aren't wrong 2bqh

>>66780945
Buy a model ship kit.

leicester is the second city

>>66780986
500 Days of Summer

>>66780986
anything by Wes Anderson
Lost in Translation
Her
Groundhog day
Midnight in Paris
Monty Python films (if you're into them)

>>66780986
>cozy
>z

FOY

Lost in Translation though.

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>>66780945
Unironically thinking the same actually. I live near a shooting range. Was thinking of applying for a firearms certificate next year, once I've saved some money. Might get denied because I take anti-depressants though.

>>66780893
it is a bit

>>66781104
stop posting these

>>66781033
cunts
>Ya bongs don't have brains.

>>66781053
Hard to believe people think this way really. There are good and bad people in every country. There are plenty of intelligent interesting women in the US, just like there are in the UK

>>66780350
you should talk to him about it. god bless

HAMILTON WTF HAMILTON WTF HAMILTON WTF HAMILTON WTF HAMILTON WTF HAMILTON WTF HAMILTON WTF HAMILTON WTF

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>>66781104

"the bart, the"

>>66780986
Gods of Egypt

>>66781085
Why didn't kikes fight back against the nazis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2T0vdfT1ps
relaxing tune lads h-haha

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>anything by Wes Anderson

>>66781135
you'll definitely get denied you fucking mug ahahahahahahahhahaha maybe if you weren't such a sap and needed to take happy pills then you could get a gun instead

lost in translation is boring and the most overrated film ever

>>66781124
I will EVISCERATE you

>>66780904
Prince Charles seems decent, and Prince William seems like a nice lad.

>>66781167
oops wrong thread haha....

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>>66781171

http://youtu.be/PabSICNepSQ

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>>66781010
>claps hands and shouts stay woke

>>66781179
phwoooaAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR YEEESSSSSS

>>66781124
Good rec's, seen them all except for Monty Py (not into it hehe).

Might watch Rushmore heh.

>>66781125
big fan of Lost in Translation, seen it a few too many times though.

>>66781117
eh, it's okay.

>>66781180
looks abysmal

gonna play some fallout 4 haven't touched it in a while

gonna start a new character

how should i make my playstyle?

should i be sneaky or should i be heavy armour madman or something else entirely?

>>66781226
Doesn't matter. Are Liz will never die.

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>>66781205
at least I'm not poor.

>>66781208
>The Big Lebowski
Ftfy

>>66781199
Grand Budapest Hotel is GOAT, while Moonrise Kingdom is okay, I guess.

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do i look like a normie? what else should I do to look more normie?

shave my jugular?

*has an opinion*

yeah go on bully me for it then you fucking pricks

why dont you mention your opinions so I can pedantically criticise it and act superior you fucking wankers

ohhh loook at me im 4chan look how great i am because i dont care about anything or enjoy anything omg so cooooll coovoovovovlv

weapons

>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397

new

>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397

>guy I went to school with works at Apple
>another works at Siemens
>the rest all did humanities degrees and are currently unemployed or doing something menial and shit
>I never went to uni but have a comfy manager position in an office

ah yes university

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>>66781226
charles will probably abdicate so Will is next

>>66781254
he means stay awake

he's trying to keep him awake

he's not saying "stay woke" in the context you see on those stupid facebook posts

but still funny as fuck

alri lads

*blub blub blub*

i'm a fish waheyy haha

>>66781238
Dogs>>>blacks>>>>>>>irish>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>g*rmans tbqh

>>66781286
you're not happy

you are more poor than you could ever imagine because you are poor in all that matters

>>66781271
Eternal Liz for the Eternal Anglo, I guess?

>>66781179
Need a source on this tart please

>>66781226
wills and hazza the raghead slayer are well liked

no one wants charles as king though

>>66781324
I know

>>66780796
not the alleged 'chicago-hater' you're referring to, but I don't find any appeal to Chicago as a tourist spot

NY has huge appeal. LA somewhat less but still would seem to an be interesting place to visit. In comparison, Chicago seems kind of non-descript and featureless. I couldn't name one street or building other than the Sears tower, and the news I hear about the crime there is genuinely frightening, and clearly not one that can be diminished or concealed

tl;dr I'm sure its a great place, but I don't know anything about it

>>66781261
I don't think I'll ever get bored of Lost in Translation.

What about Chungking Express, which is very similar. If you like that it has a sequel called Fallen Angels.

A bit more obscure is Survive Style 5+. Japanese film with Vinnie Jones playing a hitman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEH7nDkiPEk

>>66780415
>52% intuition
>explicitly hated everyone he ever lived with at uni
>posted recording of housemate in the shower
>became a tranny
FANTASTIC intuition, this one

>>66781270
ive found theres really no fun in classing in fallout 4, its all the same shit, aside from melee or guns theres not much significant you can do.

elder scrolls is much better for doing distinct builds as theres shittons of playstyles you can create for yourself

>>66781398
Had to wait a long time for that (you) but it was worth it

>>66781383
Yeah enjoyed Chunking Express, and it's soundtrack. Will have to watch Fallen Angels soon.

>>66780986
drive

AURORA ALERT! Northern Lights predicted to be at STORM LEVEL this evening. It may be visible from Northern Britain and Scandinavia later.

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gf was trying on clothes in primark

>>66781321
charles will not abdicate this is a shit meme

> Americans unironically say "erbs"
omdaayz