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me and the gf edition
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korean pop
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Haha, yes.
College humour!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S2UF32rBD18
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are susan

"Vivacious Italian"

I am an outgoing, loving, trusting and charismatic female, looking for that special someone to spend time with.

I love all movies, football (Go 49ers) and I love cooking all sorts of food! I am a very spontaneous, adventurous, I love trying new exciting things. I would like to build a quality, loving friendship that perhaps leads to much more.

I look forward to hearing from you.
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First for hot english mustard and ham sandwiches
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hrm, tough luck yanks
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/donald-trump-dating-world-singles-230493
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wish this succeeded 2bh and we became a republic
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After sitting here trying to think of something slick to say I decided to just describe myself and keep it real. And you know what? "Hopeless Romantic" pretty much sums me up!
Hey, I'm Clint. Been in prison almost 9 long years, less than 2 to go now. I look back on memories of life in the fast lane and partying, being a "bad boy" and ya know what I miss more than all of that? Cooking dinner for a beautiful woman, cuddling on the couch. Just hanging out with a cool chick. This situation has definitely made me appreciate the company of a woman. So yeah, "Hopeless Romantic"? Absolutely!
I'm fun and outgoing. Love to laugh and make others laugh. Looking to conversate with a sweet, down to earth girl that has a sense of humor. Is that you? If you think you might be her I got a challenge for you. Send me an email or letter and see if I don't put a huge smile on your face!! I've got 9 years worth of attention saved up to give. So lets meet and see what happens.
Shoot me a pic if you can and ask me anything you want.
Will being a "Hopeless Romantic" ruin my reputation? Who cares, I would rather be wrapped up with you by the bonfire than with the tough guys, hangin by the trucks! LOL write me, lets have some fun.
Email Info: Go to jpay.com and find me. Clinton Prather 714185. Emails must be screened so they take longer. You must go back to Jpay.com to get my emails
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>>66777121
t. kim chung lee
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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/charles-160770.html

wonder what this hard fucker did to get that many years in prison
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>been incarcerated for 36 years straight
>minimum release date: 2101
for what pvrpose
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>>66777183
>peter lalor
>henry ross
>gook names

ahh yes
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going to abstain from drinking and wanking for a while lads
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Ripped my taint a wee bit somehow.
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>>66777223
>>>/balt/
this is for anglo Australians you slav cunt
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I fear we're sowing the seeds of fascism lads

need this brexit nonsense overturned asap and move on from it in unity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn_6sU7O43w
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>>66777286
>peter lalor
>henry ross
>slav names

ahh yes
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>>66777287
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>>66777213
>>66777212
my problems seem a bit trivial now
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drinking paint
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X6ubPX2bL4

lads, where is this from?
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>>66777327
>3 meals a day
>doesn't have to work a day in his life ever again
>has all the time in the world to read and learn new skills

seems comfy enough to me. what am I missing?
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> I enjoy Japanese Martial Arts (Budo), dancing, sports, music, and reading. My first language is Spanish but I also speak English and a little Japanese (Nihon Go).

fucking weeb

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/jorge-63669-112.html
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>>66777008


kill yourself you faggot kike


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>>66777397
>>66777397

new

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>>66777397
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>>66777133
Bryant testified, "[Prather] was screaming about what a gangster he was and that he was going to kill me and kill [Hogman], come back, burn the house down and my truck was going to be gone." 2 RP at 106. Hogman testified that she heard Prather say, "You're dead. She's dead. Your truck's gone. Burn your house down." 2 RP at 146.

nah hes a cunt
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would you?
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>>66777391
can they post on 4chan?
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>>66777424
runt
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>>66777424
fuck off
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>>peter lalor
>>henry ross
>>slav names
>ahh yes
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>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397

IGNORE THE PAID KIKE KEK OP

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>>66777397
>>66777397
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_TBnT3FJA

old gimmick lads
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>>66777481
shut the fuck up you moron
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>>66777481
this is really embarrassing for you
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me in the middle
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what thoughts come to mind when you see this imagery?
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>>66777424
>>66777481
HOWLING

tears for rorke
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>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397


WARNING: JEWISH OP

WARNING: JEWISH OP

WARNING: JEWISH OP


>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397
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makes me sad that so many people are incarcerated for selling bits of plants
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obsessed with this girl lads
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>>66777541
piss off you idiot, no one cares

the fucking machine jew is a million times better than you
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>>66777446
good post 2bh
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>oi dazza get a load of this dumb pommy cunt
>"haha he's not ACTUALLY a monarchist is he"
>yeah nah he's a total runt
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How long would you survive in prison lads?

I'm soft as shite I'd get my head kicked in
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>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397


DESSERT THIS (((OP)))


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>>66777397
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>>66777536
yanks who should fuck off
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>66777777 get approaching

Let's bring another one home for /brit/
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>>66777327
>>66777212
He put a gun to a girls head at a pub and robbed everyone.

He smoked a cig at the bar and the cig matched his DNA, thats how he got caught
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>>66777364
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X6ubPX2bL4

>lads, where is this from?
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Why does london pay shit salaries for stem graduates?
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>>66777596
i dont really know what our prisons are like but i'd find the hardest guy in there and be his bitch
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>>66777603
>>>/britpol/

absolute spastic
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>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397

NEW

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>>66777397


>>66777646

fuck off yank cancer and stay there
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>>66777646
stem graduates aren't worth very much
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having a shower me
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>>66777640
really?
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My life
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>>66777640
don't understand the rationale of these people

>i want lots of money
>better commit armed robbery and literally throw my entire life away
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>>66777596
my dads been to prison a couple of times

as long as you don't look a total bitch (like the kind of guy that got bullied in school) then you should be fine.
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i don't think the janny will like this spamming new threads gimmick
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>>66777724
alri deano
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>>66777680
you in the middle
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had 3 wanks today
all very very good ones
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doing a poo lads haha
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Kpop belongs on /brit/
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>>66777777
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Reminder that you can tell a criminal just by looking at the shape of their head and facial features

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/newestmen/
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>>66777704
yeah looked up his appeal. he was claiming it was mistaken identity but the DNA from the cig was too much to argue against
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>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777397
>>66777751

he won't enter the thread, he's delighted there's a cuck OP posted by his jew overlord
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>Earliest Release Date: 2249
>Maximum Release Date: 2249

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/dwayne-at6483.html
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>>66777774
haha nice

i did one earlier
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>>66777646
every job on that third world island pays shit salaries

some lad was choosing between Sydney and London for the same job. Sydney salary was $137k aud while the london one was $83k aud. London is more expensive too.

it's fucking third world.
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>caring about the OP image
>not just scrolling down and getting on with the rest of the thread

you can honestly SMELL how pathetic rorkes are sometimes

we literally had a yellow edition yesterday. The OP image? just a yellow square. /brit/ went on.

honestly suspect this is a paki falseflagging as a Rorke because this is honestly embarrassingly immature
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>>66777826
imagine being this pathetic lads
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>>66777865

imagine being this much of a nation wrecking kike Shlohmo.

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>>66777832
bloody hell how many people did he kill for that
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>>66777832
>>66777904
Three of the victims were older than 65 and one was 55 years old. In each case, the victim was trailed while walking home — often with groceries — and then brutally attacked in an apartment lobby by Whitaker, according to the district attorney’s office. Initially after his arrest in August 2008, police said Whitaker had robbed eight victims between the ages of 68 and 86, including one woman, since earlier that summer.
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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/angel-w104612.html

fucking hell lads look at this turbo runt hahahaha
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>>66777832
>he's a scouser

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/4m-forgers-380-payback-3529823
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Tim went out for a burger lads
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I feel pity for rorkes

It's impossible for them to ever reach a comfy state
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memes
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477781034824.webm
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>>66777927
I saw that too LOL
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>>66777865
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>>66777932
feel sorry for their parents tbqh

imagine what they're like as children growing up

bet they have strops and tantrums for everything when they don't get their own way
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>>66777977
>>66777977
hahaha cats
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>>66778004
>>66777927
dont think its the same person desu
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trueeeeeeeeeeeee xx
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>However, the most notable haunting is by a group of Roman soldiers who have been witnessed in the cellar, firstly by a party guest of Frank Green and then many years later during restoration works carried out by the National Trust.[4] In 1953 local 17-year-old apprentice plumber Harry Martindale was repairing pipe work in the cellar, the National Trust having decided to remove the coal-fired central heating installed by Green. After about four hours of work at the top of his ladder, Martindale became aware of a musical sound, resembling a series of repeated single trumpet-like notes. The sound grew in intensity until, just below his ladder, Martindale reported that said he saw a soldier, wearing a plumed helmet, emerge from the wall, followed by a cart horse and about nine or ten pairs of other Roman soldiers. Martindale fell, terrified, from his ladder and stumbled into a corner to hide. The soldiers appeared to be armed legionaries, visible only from the knees up, in a marching formation, but were "scruffy". They were distinctive in three ways: they carried round shields on their left arms, they carried some kind of daggers in scabbards on their right side and they wore green tunics. When they descended to the level of the Roman Road, on which Martindale had stood his ladder, he was able to see that they wore open sandals with leather straps to the knees.[4][5][6][7]

>The experience so frightened Martindale that it was several weeks before he returned to his job as a plumber.[5] Many years later excavations in the city revealed that the descriptions of the soldiers' dress given by Martindale, at first dismissed as anomalous, in fact matched those of local reserve soldiers who took over the Roman garrison when the regular soldiers began returning to Rome in the fifth century.[citation needed] During the course of his long life Martindale recounted his experience many times, but never changed any of the details and always refused any payment.[5]

What was it lads?
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>>66777977
I was just in that thread x
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Need food but don't know what I want again
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*walks towards you*
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>Strakosch being a Jew and his involvement in the payment of the private debts of Sir Winston Churchill, in 1938, has been cited as evidence of Jewish involvement in British politics in the run up to World War Two. Strakosch had supplied Churchill with figures on German arms expenditure during the latter's political campaign for rearmament against the Nazi regime, and the financial arrangement enabled Churchill to withdraw his home Chartwell from sale at a time of financial pressures.[5]

Ahhhh yes
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coffee tastes like shit today
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>>66778032
Sad case you are
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>>66778045
wtf I love somalians now
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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/darren-560-578.html

this guy has a doggo in his cell :3
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>>66778050

He fell off the ladder and made up a ghoast story
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>>66777782
good effort
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>>66778079
>>66778050
no one is reading these lads
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>>66778042
>>66777923
do you find this information through google? I can't find shit :\
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>>66778120
>Indians the lowest
Howling at the white British race lads
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>>66777019
That woman is captivatingly pretty
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>>66778143
DId you even read the second paragraph? Oh of course you didn't, you're a thick pikey cunt who probably wants more refugees in his country. kys
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Messaged some fanny on tinder who said she didn't like oasis 'you're going to be the one that saves me' and unmatched with nary a fucking word

Shite craic that
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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/elgin-b73385.html

this is bollocks, mark
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>Male contraceptive injection halted due to 'intolerable' side effects that women have suffered for years

oh give it a rest you miserable sows
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>>66778186
indians are decent immigrants lad

not ideal and slightly worse than east asians but LEAGUES better than pakis
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>>66778206
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>>66778132
bunch of battery charges.

might be a decent lad that just likes heeming people
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>after 18:00
>the rapid descent towards tomorrow (and hence work) has begun

end it lads
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>>66777977
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>>66778179
I type in the name, the city, and then just add crime to the end.

Any of them that appeal will be public information. Some you cant find though since their crime was before internet lol
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r8 my dindins
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>>66778179
google their full name and inmate number. May have to type in the state and "DOC" for department of corrections if you aren't getting any hits on it
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*approaches you in the showers*
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>>66778205
shit taste anyway m8
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>>66778206
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>>66778321
obese twat
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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/eric-f01126.html

this lad's on death row
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>>66778226
indians are great immigrants in the US as well. I'm a fan of indians desu
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Wonder how many insects flying about the night sky have accidentally been killed by fireworks. Really gets the old neurons firing.
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>>66778206
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>>66778379
When I travelled around the US, Indians and Bangladeshis owned all the hotels/motels. It's your equivalent of the corner shop desu
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>>66778375
>And Eric Anderson, who murdered the owner of East County’s Cajon Speedway during a 2003 robbery, writes in an online ad that he’s a “caring person that’s down to earth.”
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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/russell-r10209.html

>I'm serving a life sentence for 1st degree murder, but theres two sides to every story.

hahaha is this madman russel trying to justify first degree murder
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What's the biggest dose of codeine you've taken
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>>66778321
hope you choke on it


>>66778375
not surprised, look at the state of him
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>>66778375
>Activities in prison: Working out, studying, not allowed much else
Bit of a sad way to put it desu
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>>66778439
yeah pretty accurate. they usually manage/own small franchised operations

but loads of them are doctors or surgeons here as well

Whered you go in the US?
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>>66778468
90mg of DHC. Pretty sure I didn't feel much of anything, wish I had taken at least 120.
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if you people are Brits then how come you're all speaking American
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lads talk to me
shall I order a papa johns? usually a domino's man but thinking of changing it up
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who /deplorable/ here?
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>>66778375
>have a laugh at the fact that he's learning spanish, german and law despite the fact he'll be dead soon
>realise we'll all be dead soon

what's the point in anything lads
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Unpopular opinion: I actually think janny does a decent job
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>>66778468
hmmm, zero
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>>66778468
Wish I knew what that was then maybe I could tell you?
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>>66778325

i'm pretty sure blatant prison rapists get murdered by people who are already doing life for murder
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been storing my farts in jars for 3 months now

AMA
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>>66778325
mfw
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>>66778468
30mg I think when my wisdom tooth got infected

worked like magic I have to say
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>>66778522
heck yeah! no cucks allowed :D

I'm bonkers for trump!!
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>>66778495
california, oregon, nevada. Pretty comfy place outside of the cities (read: non-white areas)
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Ari lads. Celebrating Diwali with a bunch of literal pakis. Also, what's the word for someone who's a weabo but for paki stuff? There's a bunch of blue eyed blonde girls in sarees. Literally my fetish.
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>>66778468
2 kg
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>>66778530
He's alri at moderating the thread but he NEEDS to just FUCK OFF and stop deleting new threads over his own arbitrary rules
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>>66778578
Nevada is the opposite of comfy you twat
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>>66778575

eww, down with drumpf. don't let bigotry and hate win #imwithher
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>>66778546
Why don't people just squat or kneel down to pick up soap?

Maybe they just want to get bummed.
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>>66778525
>we'll all be dead soon

Cannot wait for it.
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ENDUT!
HOCH HECH!
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>>66778578
The cities in Nevada and Oregon are pretty white though aren't they? Certainly not california though
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>>66778591
Essex?
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What's the fastest car you can get for 10k?
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>>66778375
would shag her

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/amber-x26493.html
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>all these ironic trump supporters now that everyone knows he's going to win
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come in here to get away from election talk and you twerps are talking about the fucking election I swear to god
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>>66778623
It was great away from Vegas you bellend
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How did you celebrate Halloween, lads. I suppose Halloween is cool celebration in Anglo countries
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me with the so called lads
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What the fuck is diwali
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>>66778591
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>>66778637
hillary is unironically the lesser of two evils

she will maintain the status quo, Trump will put the US in JUST
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Just had a lovely walk with the gf along the Thames in the dusk fog.
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>>66778694
don't, really

usually go out to a club in fancy dress but I can't be fucked this year
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Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11538474

http://www.strawpoll.me/11538474
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>>66778660
Vegas is like 40% non-white hispanic, it's apparently only 10% black but there were blacks everywhere in the city, these weren't tourists either. Absolute shithole
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should i shave?
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>>66778675
noice
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>>66778710
WHEN
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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/william-942022.html

Native American nonce
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>>66778694
stayed inside with the gf

both of us think Halloween is shite so we just went for dinner haha
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Lads

Someday the other apes could pull me out of my home, shove me in a cage, deprive me of all stimulation for ages, and then strap me to a table so they can force chemicals into my veins until I are no longer living

Bit scary that, suppose I'll continue keeping guns and shoot it out if it ever comes to that. I'd rather just be gunned down in my home 2bh.
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>>66778724
What's so bad about deporting illegals and slowing the racial decline of america? genuinely curious btw
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>>66778691
it's miserably hot and desolate and awful you total dip
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>>66778752
>this pseudo spunk

ah yes
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>>66778764
Hm didnt know that, never been obviously because it seems awful.

I just assumed only white people could afford it
>>
>>66778669

Leicester

There's a ton of white people and chinks and all.
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>>66778812
Ah yes, single-issue voters

Spackers the lot of you
>>
why am I unable to speak to my parents about emotions, whether good or bad?
>>
You are still posting criminals
>>
>>66778829
lel, it was like that maybe 20-30 years ago but it's really tacky now
>>
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/timothy-52826.html

wouldn't like to meet him in the showers
>>
my life now isn't that much different to that of a prisoner
>>
this lad has mad prose game (and is also on death row)

https://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/sherwood-26754.html
>>
>>66778859
The ol' autismo
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>Michael Gove has given rise to debate after he left his son alone in a bed and breakfast for six hours in order to go to a party.

what a LAD
>>
>>66778845
kinda miss living there, plenty of runts around but still
>>
i literally have a multi-millionaire dad desu
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i'm english because i speak english
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>>66778812
because there are bigger issues at play

many of Trump's policies (muslim register) will either be blocked by the SC or cannot be paid for (wall)

deporting illegal immigrants is already done by the US, there's nothing he can do

the man is pure rhetoric
>>
>>66778859
I am unable to speak to anyone about emotions because I am emotionally stunted
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>>66778919
stop glorifying criminals you idiot
>>
You people are fucking autistic
>>
>>66778966
looool jog on you fucking clog
>>
Do you lads disagree with a death sentence?
>>
*dribbles down my front*
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business idea: let Hillary win, let the USA become overrun by nonwhites, have the US slowly decline into ruin, have the white Americans return to their European homeland in mass exodus, make Europe rise again
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>drinks and club on Fri
£65

>takeaway and drinks sat
£50

>coffees and food Sunday
£15

You?
>>
Cop a takeaway?
>>
>>66779036
brexit killed europe
>>
>>66779014
think the way it's so drawn out is stupid

if they get convicted they should get shot/hung within a week of the verdict
>>
>>66779001
FOY
>>
can we shut up about the fucking election please
>>
>>66777008
*the gf and I
>>
>>66779014
I agree with having it in America

Less yanks the better
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>have tooth pain
>book dentist visit
>pain goes away
>go to dentist for 2 fillings
>pain is now worse than ever

AH YES VERY IMPRESSIVE INDEED
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watching Candyman
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nothing more interesting than yank politics, please do continue

*opens a new tab*
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>>66778796
>Occupation before prison: Nothing

kek
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>>66777008
KILL YOURSELF
>>
>>66778945
Wait how the fuck can't the wall be paid for lmao? Dont think you realise America has a lot of money and gives a huge amount in foreign aid to mexico

Deporting illegal immigrants is done but Hillary wants to give 11 million amnesty

Muslim register can't be blocked by anyone because it's part of the executives power to change immigration rules
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>>66779098
there's probably something wrong with your tooth
>>
>>66779080
what election?
>>
>>66779087
i like to think this is banter but genuinely think brits despise americans

dont really understand that sentiment desu
>>
this lad has a wikipedia page

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/marvin-09184055.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Gabrion

>I am against all violence, murder, pedophiles, stalkers, and two timers
>Marvin Charles Gabrion (born October 18, 1953) is an American man convicted of the 1997 kidnapping and murder of 19-year-old Rachel Timmerman
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>am*ricans enter the general
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>>66778945
>many of Trump's policies (muslim register) will either be blocked

He will be blocked from doing anything major. The wall can be paid for by taxing remittances

>deporting illegal immigrants is already done by the US, there's nothing he can do

Of course there is lel, he has already said he would triple the number of deportation officers. Clinton would do the opposite, she would grant amnesty to all of them and she would further allow millions of third world migrants into the US. That alone is sufficient to vote for Trump

You are such a thick bellend, probably get your opinions on the election from the BBC or Independent you sad little mongrel
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the gf
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>>66779152
ah yes a nation of immigrants doesn't want to let a few more immigrants in
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>>66779065
*brexit killed the European Union

Brexit, Frexit and the American Exodus will kickstart a second European Renaissance

the next rise of empires will be advanced European space empires.
>>
How are leafs SUCH bad posters? Its incredible.
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>>66779189
genuinely not a fan of yanks 2bh
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>>66778945
>House is majority GOP
>Congress is majority GOP
>SC is majority GOP
>Senate is majority GOP
>and you think trump won't be able to do anything
>>
>>66779189
I despise yanks with that long, drawn out accent where they say 'like' three times every sentence. I'm guessing it's Californian
>>
>>66779218
Legal immigration = / = illegal immigration
>>
>>66779014
It only works as a deterrent if it is swift and brutal. Imagine public crucifixions for rape or serious violent crime. That would certainly have the intended effect. As it is used at the moment it is pointless
>>
when brits get mad do they curse creatively? because in America people just drop the f-bomb repeatedly and say god damn this or that and it's very uninspired imo
>>
>UK flag
>not a mongrel
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocYoaVoT5Ug

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.aspx?i=z-999527

this fella shot a couple dead and raped the woman. been on death row for 9 years
>>
>>66778850
>single issue
Here are some more issues for you
-Clinton has personally broken more laws than any of the inmates being posted here. If she was not the throwaround wife of Bill Clinton the ex-president, she would have been in prison a long time ago. They bought out the FBI, which among other things has earned them the reputation of being corruption incarnate
-Even with Bill's massive influence over the government, she's still being investigated AS A CRIMINAL
-She sees no problem with a healthcare system that essentially just makes it illegal to be unable to afford healthcare without actually assisting anyone in paying for their health
-She also sees no problem with the fact that under this system, those who CAN pay for health insurance are forced to pay huge premiums that increase every year for coverage that decreases every year
-She sees no point in improving relations with the Russians (one of 2 other world Superpowers who we have already had a nuclear standoff with [Cold War]) and uses them as a cop-out excuse to get away from questions she doesn't want to answer
-Her party has already been discovered to utilize and support voter fraud in various locations around the country which completely undermines the entire point of having a democracy
-She wants to raise taxes to continue US involvement in international armed conflict we have no business being involved in
-She has proven time and time again that she cannot be trusted

etc.
>>
>>66779267
different people do different things, generally speaking
>>
>>66779222
makes me a bit sad. i like brits
>>
>>66779259
should be no such thing as legal and illegal immigration

we are all citizens of the world and as such should have free movement
>>
>>66779218
The US is a nation of white immigrants you retard, I find it incredible that left wingers think spics and blacks can replicate the success of hundreds of years of white western European cultural influences and institutions. It's so ludicrous, the US is in decline and Clinton would only further it. No wonder the mouthbreathers here want here to win
>>
>>66779152
the 11 million she wants to give amnesty to already have children and grandchildren that are American citizens, they're a part of our society and should be treated as such you fucking idiot retard
>>
>>66778927
what's it like there

i start at the uni next year reckon it's worth it, kinda having second thoughts
>>
Is this /brit/ or /cum/?
>>
>>66779267
yanks also say "ass" and "faggot" and "faggot ass" a lot
>>
>>66779308
all of these are just "I don't like Hillary"

that's a single issue
>>
>>66779337
You start with free movement into your house
>>
>>66779189
it's their media. every british/european celebrity, politican, gov't official, sports star, news anchor love to shit on america. it's been like this for decades.

so yeah it's not "banter," they genuinely hate us, but only because they've been taught to
>>
/lat/
>>
>>66779347
does it matter, both are shit
>>
>>66779346
i hope you like lots and lots of brown people
>>
can't think of anything to text the potential gf lads

help me out, she's at work right in a clothes shop and the last thing I sent was asking if she was at work (she said 'yeees').
>>
>>66779308
Uh-huh
Yes....
Let me just process this...

No, of course I shan't be reading a word of this for two reasons:
1. You're not the spacker I was talking to
2. You're a dirty yank, scum of the earth, lower than a worm
Fuck off
>>
>>66779355
fucking faggot ass bitch
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>>66779341
CHI
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>Earliest Release Date: 9998
>Maximum Release Date: 9998

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/william-103804.html
>>
>>66779359
Can't tell if you're fucking with me or if you're actually an idiot 2bh
>>
might have a bath then a wank
>>
>>66779399
you should show up at her work with some flowers
>>
>>66779377
the only brits who genuinely hate americans are either fucking lefty benders or pakis
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalization_Act_of_1790

we are a NATION of IMMIGRINTS

>>66779341
>be spic
>see what Democrat party has done in granting amnesty to other illegal immigrants
>hmm maybe this will be me one day
>proceed to cross border into US and raise a family

ah yes, what a good plan from Mrs Clinton. I bet your name is Juan or Rodriguez you filthy wetback
>>
>>66779152
the executive can't change laws that infringe on the fucking constitution you total utter mong - funnily enough that's the REASON THE CONSTITUTION IS THERE

the budget will not cut a huge fucking wall Tbh, even with reduced aid to Mexico

you seem to vastly overestimate the President's power

the democrats will sweep the congress regardless of if Trump wins or not
>>
>>66779446
those types do seem more susceptible to media propaganda i've noticed. must be their low IQ
>>
>>66779441
this post made me smile

(yes I am a girl)
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>>66779405
>>66779359
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>ted bundy killed 30 women
>got loads of love letters and MARRIAGE FUCKING PROPOSALS when he was on death row
>no girl will even respond to my messages on POF
>>
Honestly only abnormies and rasheeds really hate yanks.

When i studied at York Uni for a year I made loads of friends and no one gave a shit that I was american
>>
>>66779441
yeah, not that much of a weirdo
>>
>>66779396
what kind of brown. we talking indians pakis muslims blacks
i'm half black so it doesn't bother me too much desu
>>
>>66779434
>Eye Color: Diamond Blue
very anime
>>
>>66779446
there's a million reasons to hate the US gov though, hating Americans in general is a different matter entirely
>>
>>66779346
>I start uni next year

yay, 17 and 18 year olds on /brit/. No one cares you spotty faced mong
>>
>>66779232
>there's no chance that will change

hmmm ah yes
>>
>>66779494
you know what you gotta do
>>
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think ill sell this g4 and buy some chink shite from aliexpress fuck gooks
>>
>>66779377
they're obsessed with us holy fuck
>>
>>66779323
Most normal brits like americans. On int they don't though.
>>
>>66779501
kys
>>
>>66779458
>the democrats will sweep the congress regardless of if Trump wins or not
i disagree. Dems are losing downballot elections and the gov't is already mostly Republican. the entire Democratic party is corrupt and slimy and nobody wants them in power right now
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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
>>
>>66779500
>weirdo

what's weird about a simple romantic gesture like that it's very underrated and not cringy at all

she will be your gf by next week trust me
>>
>>66779494
that's women for you
>>
>>66779458
It isn't unconstitutional you absolute cretin

Yes if will, look how big the us budget is and then compare it to even massively inflated estimates of the cost

You seem to have no idea about what powers the executive has
>>
Why do so many people want to move to america still?

In all those polls of what country would you most like to live in america is always at the top?

Why? Do they believe in the american dream?
>>
>>66779337
Ah yes, we should allow anyone including criminals and terrorists to enter the country because we are all citizens of the world.
Child tier political views you absolute runt
>>
>>66779574
don't know what planet you're on but that's weird as fuck
>>
>>66779377
The funny thing is they all hate America yet are really fucking americanised.

Young lefty students are the most for it.
>>
*scrambles into the thread on all fours*
*scents the air*
normbles... NOERMBLES
*bites an innocent bystander and gallops off*
>>
>>66779528
what is this magic
>>
>>66779544
Why are kikes so weak
>>
>>66779501
feel sorry for you, even blacks don't accept you lol
>>
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>>66779570
>>
>>66779598
its better than most countries

America would be my third country of choice after Australia and Canada. Fourth is the UK
>>
>>66779613
This

That shite only worked in the past
>>
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>>66779618
omg anon ur so random lol x
>>
>>66779613
it's unconventional, out of the box sure

but sometimes you gotta be a maverick when it comes to love
>>
>>66779633
Who wants to be accepted by blacks? They're animals
>>
>>66779633
where'd you get that from lol
you have your lightskin/darkskin stereotypes and we like to take the piss out of each other but we're all black
>>
>>66779655
>Bethany Goodlad
>>
>>66779496
>York
>Uni
>>
>>66779564
well we'll see, if I'm wrong feel free to give me shit
>>
I know nothing about economics so I have a question.

Is the currency mismatch all due to inflation or did some countries just number their currency differently.

Example. Most countries aren't even close to 1:1 ratios for dollar to their currency, is that due to inflation, or is that other circumstances
>>
>>66779626
we have muscular brains but sickly bodies like most chinks
>>
>(f) Suspension of entry or imposition of restrictions by President

>Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1182
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>>66779672
Are you genuinely autistic?
>>
me giving a speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cZdy5L4uqE
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>>66779672
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>>66779458
>the executive can't change laws that infringe on the fucking constitution you total utter mong - funnily enough that's the REASON THE CONSTITUTION IS THERE
This tbqh. Only the Supreme Court has the authority to declare laws unconstitutional. The President, while far more powerful than most other Heads of Government, is still ultimately beholden to whatever Congress passes (although he can veto some of its laws if it doesn't feel strongly enough to override his veto).
>>
new
>>66777111
>>66777111
>>66777111
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>>66779588
ah yes, you will HAVE to register if you're of a particular religion

not unconstitutional at all

the SC will never pass such a law

I studied American law and policy for the best part of 4 years so you can suck a fart out my arse
>>
>>66779713
why is your GDP and HDI lower than ours if you're all so smart?
>>
>>66779687
that quite literally means one of her ancestors was a top lad
>>
>conductor stamps my open return ticket
>wipe the stamp off straight away
>repeat for a month

haha
>>
>>66779653
>>66779728
how the fuck is sending someone a text equal to a physical gesture of buying someone a gift and surprising them with it when they are having a shit day at work

literally guaranteed to get the pussy that same night
>>
there is NOTHING wrong with surprising a woman at work with a bunch of flowers you fucking subnormal permavirgins
>>
>>66779708
it's all relative, it depends on what the market is willing to pay for it pure and simple.

if suddenly everyone decided to pay 20% less for one currency it would fall by that much.
>>
>>66779655
u ok hun? xx
>>
>>66779672
no it's fucking weird

it's acceptable if you're already both in a committed long term relationship and you want to surprise her with some flowers on a special occasion like her birthday, your anniversary, or valentines day or something

but just showing up at a girl you fancy's work with fucking flowers is autistic and you can guarantee you'll be one of those stories that'll be told in the workplace for years
>>
>>66779769
Have you done this?
>>
>>66777111
>>66777111
>>66777111
>>
>>66779792
How come so few countries are close to 1:1 with the US dollar?
>>
>>66779912
it depends on the country but roughly speaking you can think of it like this:

in the uk £1 can buy a loaf of bread and in the us the same loaf costs $1.20 so the value of a pound is 1.2 dollars

likewise in japan a loaf may cost 10 yen so 10yen = 1 pound

why does a loaf cost 10 yen in japan? well, that depend on th eoriginal value the yen (maybe we started where 1 yen could buy a loaf of bread) and the subsequent inflation

of course the actual value is not just about bread, it's determined by the prices of all goods in the country.
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