/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

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the gf put this on teletext for me

i too am writing an semi autobiographical novel about young unrequited love

where's that lad who posted all those images absolutely savaging the autistic train poster? that was fucking hilarious

helo is janjan still about

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gf wrapped this around a brick and threw it through my window

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>>reading books
>for what purpose

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

the autistic mong who feels proud about opening a book is still going at it hahahahah

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>What the fuck are you on about?

>I am 22 and work in an office and literally everybody around me reads, we talk about it often.

>The only people I know who don't read, like I say, tend to be man children or thick cunts

hercules is on the telly box soon lads

id read books about hercules but I'm working class so disney will have to do

>>66772974
Post rare caras

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At the weed shop if anyone needs anythng

Europe ought to be one united country

There is no good argument against it

trainland is a FAR better contributor than these dickheads who post fedora replies

i couldn't breath when you told me why

>>66773049
Eighth of cheese

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>Europe ought to be one united country
>There is no good argument against it

>>66772974
post cara

Is that Yank who wants to live in Preston still here?
I live near by and go to Preston for uni. I'll answer questions if you want.

>>66773049
How expensive is weed in the weed shops?

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>>66773045
>>66773104
here you go

>>66773050
agreed, every country should have a british flag in the corner of theirs and submit to our rule

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>trainland is a FAR better contributor than these dickheads who post fedora replies

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>>66773063

>>66773107
/trv/ is a very slow board, I'm sure he'll be visiting that thread for a while

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Northern Powerhouse standing by

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>OMG, you're from Britain!?! I am like OBSESSED with Britain!!!
>Yeah, Sherlock is, like, our favorite show EVER!!!

>>66773124
apart from the flag bit you're right

anglo liberal democracy is the best system

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Midlands Engine standing by

>>66773050
>why yes, I do think Europe should be a bigger, more unstable version of Yugoslavia

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>trainland is a FAR better contributor than these dickheads who post fedora replies

wish the gf was better at sending dirty photos

absolutely NO photographic talent in that bint

>>66773149
ugly jewess

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Scottish Gearbox standing by

>>66773118
WEEEEEEEEEEW MORE

>>66773118
>going to dinner
>better post cara
ah yes

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>>66773176
>ah yes, another extreme closeup of your fanny, thanks love

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Welsh Radiator standing by

>>66773149
i'd somehow sperg out anyway

I threw up all over my room and can't remember doing it

why yes, I am an avid reader you tasteless philistine!
*open my copy of Dorian Gray*

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South West Dynamo standing by

I have a kilo of coke just because. Don't even use. My heart attacks? Genetics. That is the difference. I am cut from a different cloth. I am the king. Top dog.

Who let the dogs out [who, who, who, who ?!]
Who let the dogs out [who, who, who, who ?!]
Who let the dogs out [who, who, who, who ?!]
Who let the dogs out [who, who, who, who ?!]

Tights girl at work is always remarking on the books I'm reading. I told her I've read more than a book a week this year and she seemed proud of the fact that she hasn't read any. This is a girl who didn't know Theresa was PM, has never heard of Hiroshima and can't understand the difference between narcissism and narcolepsy. (She went to an ex-poly unsurprisingly).

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>>66773196
one more

>>66773204
nonce pls go

>>66773235
was banned for a while and then couldn't really be arsed to post anymore on 4chan in general

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The London and South East Financier standing by

>>66773294
The song is about ugly women

>>66773301
You know you can just reset your router right?

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>posting trains is autism
>but reposting the same handful of fedora images hundreds of times is not

I'm wearing my giraffe leather Givenchy loafers. You're worrying about poaching.

>>66773301
pls stay ;_;

business idea: pretend to be female and sell poo pies and other poo pastries online

>>66773331
i don't have a dynamic ip, i tried that before

*reads Nausea by Sartre*
ah yes, interesting, very witty indeed
*bin that shite and go back to playing Braid*

Borrowed my housemates pants for my Halloween costume and puked on them lol

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>>66773339
who told you fedoraposting wasn't autistic?

>>66773403
bit gay

>>66773403
sharing pants mate that's a bit bent

>>66773269
>>66773218
>>66773194
>>66773167
>>66773147


Glad I don't live anywhere but London

>>66773314
Now THAT"S more like it

>tfw starving myself before Christmas because the gf is visiting in January and I got fat as fuck after spending and entire month eating bags of Minstrels, M&M's, 5 for a £1 cookies and big fuck off multi-packs of Nik Naks

>>66773369
Oh that's shitty, you can also buy a jewpass and use VPNs to avoid the ban, or post from your phone with incognito mode and mobile data and just turn on airplane mode on and off to post again.

>>66773403
>indirectly touching balls with your m8
bendre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihweb_tuud0

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>>posting trains is autism
>>but reposting the same handful of fedora images hundreds of times is not

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Why don't people wear big hats anymore?

Normgoblin at work said I was "showing off" by reading Camus

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Me and the lads

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>Normgoblin at work said I was "showing off" by reading Camus

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*dabs towards you*

>>66773314
the banker bonus express

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>I should've posted more trains on that anime imageboard

>>66773559
The hair on that lad

Christ

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Which one do i watch lads?

>>66773533
I assume that's the Multicultural Powerhouse of London?

>>66773533
runt farm seems to be going well

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she wants a mayor from brum

>>66773533
that's a lot of african-americans

>Tfw such a pikey cunt that I go to supermarkets and shops, steal all the fragrance samples from every GQ magazine they have to the point where I pretty much have an entire bottle's worth of £70+ of fragrance for free

>>66773559
lad on the right needs to fucking shave that off

>>66773533
me in le ebin weed hat giving the cameraman a sneaky middle finger

weird how both zac goldsmith and khan are against the 3rd runway, as is boris johnson

>>66773594
Ye red hair is awful

>>66773638
>the state of this runt
give your head a wobble mate

I would quite like a few children lads

Keep seeing people with toddlers and that and it looks really cute

I'm only 22

I would like two sons and then two daughters.

>>66773559
since when do non black people do dabs

>>66773676
nonce

What are you dressing up as for Hallowe'en lads? Going as Pyramid Head, so I get to be spooky but also show off my sexy bod.

Got really drunk by the end of the night and don't remember anything

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just done the weekly shop

>>66773676

>bringing a child into this world

pretty much child abuse.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11537480

>>66773676
nonce

>>66773676
starting your own runt farm the old fashioned way eh? good on ya

>>66773706
>2 different packets of Ibuprofen
runt

Doing a poo

housemate is cooking a roast. noice.

>>66773661
it's a bad idea.

it would make much more sense to enhance gatwick.

but politicians want to be seen to be doing something and are pressured by big airlines to give them heathrow at all costs

>>66773676
start sowing the seeds by mailing a prisonfu from the prisonfu website lad, in a few years she'll be out and you can marry her

Having children is narcissism in the extreme

>>66773706
>the state of this mong
absolutely dire haul you've got there mate

have a word with yourself

>>66773676
i just want 1 daughter

dont want many kids and a daughter is easier to handle than a son and won't randomly run into the road or smash their face into the concrete while playing footy or something like that

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>>66773758
"Having children is narcissism in the extreme"

>>66773706
looks like very poor price/quantity you got there desu

>he lives in a semi-detached or terraced house

LMFAO enjoy having no privacy?

>>66773758

this

imagine being so insecure you need a genetic copy of yourself for validation

i find it incredible

>takes a sip of my ice-cold pepsi max
>the fizz stings my throat as it goes down
>pretend I am a world-wear intergalaxtic assassin drinking neat whiskey at a bar on some distant cyberpunk planet to forget my sins and the horrors I've seen

don't even pretend you don't do this

>>66773805
the absolute state of this post

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just done the weekly shop

>>66773811
Don't know how so many of you lads do it 2bh

Had a chat with my cousin about why she wants kids. She went on about it being magical, and bringing a new life into world and how they'll look like you or whatever.

In the end it all boiled down to selfishness.

Pretty sad 2bh.

>>66773816

You can't drink neat whisky? Are you 12?

>he doesn't live in a mansion

business idea: 3rd runway at heathrow
another runway at gatwick
close down city and build condo towers instead

>Flatmates
>Having to share your habitation with strangers

>>66773811
our walls aren't paper thin, yank

>>66773816
are you 5 you turbo runt

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just done the weekly shop hahah *slips on over on the ground* ohh noo!! waoooh!!

>takes a sip of my ice-cold pepsi max
>the fizz stings my throat as it goes down
>pretend I am a world-wear intergalaxtic assassin drinking neat whiskey at a bar on some distant cyberpunk planet to forget my sins and the horrors I've seen

don't even pretend you don't do this

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>this is a typical train in the Northern Powerhouse
Really gets those neurons all fired up, doesn't it

Lots of yank unis force you to live in their accommodation as part of the conditions of enrolment, they charge a fortune and you don't even get your own room

>>66773846
wanting children is as basic a drive as wanting to eat

>>66773883
>he still lives with his parents

>>66773883
>he doesn't have friends to share a flat with

>15 TRANSGENDER CELEBS U NEVER KNEW ABOUT
>Thumbnail is a pic of Jesse Eisenberg

What the fuck are these adverts hahaha

>>66773859
Why would anyone want to drink neat whiskey when you can enjoy a chilled glass of pepsi max? Alcohol tastes like chemicals. Anyone who pretends to enjoy the taste is a fedora.

>>66773923
>better take a picture of it

>>66773883
its fine if you're not an autismo

Remember when Obama promised his Presidency will be the most transparent in American history? LMFAO

>>66773941
>and you don't even get your own room
find this weird as fuck honestly

>>66773923
pretending to fall is the best meme.

>>66773868
Superb Idea

>>66773923
screeching and howling in pain and eager delight at this post

>>66773953
22nd February 2012 smashed jar dolmio pasta sauce Sutton Court Road Chiswick London 22nd February 2012 13:12.44pm

My bed smells like puke

@66773971
hmm, nope, don't see myself caring

*comes in with 8 full tesco bags for life*
ahh im back lads ive got the grocer--wocer--wooaaaAAAHHHHHHHRRRGGGGG!!!! *trips over a quran* WAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEYYAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!!! *topples from the weight of the bags* GERONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIMOWOWOWOAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *does 3 somersaults, groceries flying everywhere* HHHHHHHWOOOORRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHNNCVKVV!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands on my feet* *notices a muffled "POP"* *looks down* HAHA UH OH *camera pans down to show ive just landed on your bollocks* aha did i do that?? *faces camera, winks and shrugs*

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>people love Trainposting as much as Fedoraposting
Good lads. Good, good lads.

>>66773971
Does the president actually have any power, or are they just a puppet?

>>66764446

oho whats this

>>66774048
ask south korea

>>66774041
nice dike

>>66773971

remember when he said he'd close gitmo as his first priority

really quite fancy my flatmate lads
hmm

>>66773949
um, its Jessica Eisenberg you SHITLORD

>>66773943
no it's not, what an idiotic comparison

yes, it may be instinctive to want children but what separates us from animals is the ability to ignore that instinct and think about things in a more logical way.

ahhh wat the fuck lads there was a spider on me head

>>66774074
bit gay

>>66773695
>>66773717
You don't understand

I just want to raise children. I think I would be a good father.

>>66773710
I already make enough to pay for a wife and 1 child

By the time I'm 25 I'll be able to afford two, and if the wife's working too we'll be able to afford three.

>>66773724
Exactly

>>66773755
I demand the perfect mother. Prison-fu won't cut it

>>66773794
Maybe 2 sons and 1 daughter for me then. I need sons first; I'll raise them to be independent, strong, non-cucked and self-reliant and then when I have the daughter(s) their brothers will set a good example for them.

>>66774103
turbononce

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Want to go on the Caledonian Sleeper lads
looks hypercomfy

Just laid eggs in some french runt's head. wahey

living completely alone by yourself is dire

if you don't have a gf you should at least get a flatmate

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*comes up to corner*
*tilts*

WAHEY

How do deaf people decide what the sign for new words will be?

>>66774145
nah its ok
crushing loneliness sometimes but thats it

>>66774074

i fell for my uni housemate even though she had a bf
we used to sit and chat for 3-4 hours straight every night

she got engaged to him. she text me to tell me and i wept. they got married about 6 months later and i genuinely vomited when the photos came up on facebook. i'm over it now, that was a few years ago, but that was tough.

>>66774035
howling

Anyone see MORNIN GEORGE lad today

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>>66774167
oops

>>66774167
>Class 390 Virgin
ummm.... like you then?? hahahahahah
*notices you're tearing up*
haha just joking mate
*punches you lightly on the arm*

>>66774035
very strange but i enjoyed the yelps

>>66774167
>Class 390 Virgin
>Virgin

just like you then WAHEYYYYY

>>66774103
>I demand the perfect mother. Prison-fu won't cut it
i had a thing with a girl who was super dumb, very trashy and pretty loose in highschool. we ended it because it turned out she had a boyfriend and she wanted me to fight him to win her from him and i wasn't a fighter. but she was probably the most affectionate person i've ever known. don't write off people just for being trashy

post the shanghai maglev please

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>>66774201
>>66774211

was on a train last week for the first time in years and when it went in a tunnel my ears started to hurt

was really weird

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>>66774211
>>66774201
>>66774198
haha
ha-ha
f-funny lads h-ah-ahah

>>66774167
>Vigin

like you then?
Waheeeyy

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post them lads

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>>66774226

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so called "childrens powerhouse"

>>66774138
good lad

>>66774177
The same way people with spoken languages do. It's actually quite fascinating.

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vroooom vvrrrrooooommmmm

Trainposter is a nonce, 100%

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>>66774266

>>66774214
Good point. Tbh one of the women I've been thinking might make a good mum is pretty lower-class. Shit education, makes hardly any money, etc. But I was actually thinking about it and I'd prefer the mother of my children to be a stay-at-home mum. Few hours a week of work at most. That way I also save on sending the kids to nurseries and other assorted indoctrination centres.

The girl in your story sounds like a psycho though.

>>66774266
>>66774321
the state of you two 2bh

>>66774266
what tf2 server you play on :3

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>>66774321
>Euro truck simulator 2
>206 hours

>>66774341
what are we like ? xox

>>66774266
how do you sort it by hours played?

Our train industry will be fucked once we leave the EU

>>66774359
gay twats x

>>66774328
>But I was actually thinking about it and I'd prefer the mother of my children to be a stay-at-home mum
alri grandad/paki

>>66774266
how do I see this?

>>66774345
haven't played it in a long time :( xoxo played shoppa in the day :333

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>playing computer games past the age of 14

time to grow up lads, no offence

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>>66774266
sure

Just got a bowl of vanilla ice cream and heaped a bunch of milo on it lads
Heaven atm

Do you think all train drivers have train autism?

don't respect anyone if they have can't admit that girls younger than 16 can be attractive

>>66774384
alri faggot/numale

>The French riot if the cost of a baguette goes up 1c
>Do nothing as their country becomes overrun with Islamic migrants

>>66774405
don't want to desu

>>66774405
t. boring runt

>video games

Nah

>>66774362
>>66774387
go to profile > games and that's it

>>66774352
*drives over you with my Eurotruck*
good one mate

>>66774328
>The girl in your story sounds like a psycho though.
yeah she was. she had an enormously fat ass though. this was in highschool like i said and she'd sit on my lap in class and afterwards walking down the hall she'd hide by boner between her butt cheeks. we were glued together whenever we were in the same room for like half a year until we fell out

miss her so fucking much lads

>>66774405
VERY big assumptions there gramps

>>66774444
err no mate I just have grown up hobbies now

She took me into her lounge and asked me my preference of either her well equipped cellar or the upstairs in her main bedroom; I chose the bedroom. She then led me upstairs, my eyes and throbbing penis following her rounded ass all the way.

She asked me what I wanted, so naturally as my penis was hungry for pussy, I requested a BJ; and OMG, Hayley knelt between my legs, lowered her open mouth, her tongue already twirling in circles. Her lips and mobile tongue blew my brains away earth shattering sensations. I was lying there gasping, as she took more of me inside her mouth; her tongue playing around my bursting knob; my whole body enthralled with the sensations.

After I recovered I asked her to sit on top my penis whereupon Hayley knelt over my thighs, and slid me into her hot, HOT, wet, smooth vagina. Tantalising me further by grinding her hips against me to enhance the sensation of her pussy enveloping my penis.

After taking the ride to heaven I asked to see her pussy, which she happily opened her legs wide for me to view, OMG, she possesses a beautiful vagina, oozing wetness, smooth and inside hot, hot, HOT. I licked her pussy juices from my finger, a taste I shall always remember,

Listening to Peter Hitchens

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>>66774408
good taste

>>66774479
Shan't be reading a word of this

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>>66774408
>Train Simulator
>428 hrs on record

>>66774384
Why, it makes sense. You know it costs on about £1500 a month in London to send your child to nursery? Fuck that. And I don't want my children being raised by some cucks that work at a school.

>tfw got quadruple dubs

>>66774288
>The same way people with spoken languages do
But how do you explain an entirely new word when you don't have other words to explain it with

Like how did they come up with the sign for vajazzle or emoji?

>>66774501
http://www.camwhores.tv/videos/22077/kissmefirst-webcam-show-2015-august-10-17-00/

>>66774519
People who can hear come up with the words you spacker

Thick as pig shit

>>66774507
>not playing Train Simulator

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>>66774266

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this is a popular club in my city

>>66774553
What if a deaf person comes up with a new sign? Do they need to ask hearing people to come up with a word for them?

>>66774573
I believe that's a church mate

>>66774519
What exactly are you asking? They'll explain it in sign-words that they already know just like you would in a normal language. At some point someone will make up a sign for "emoji" and it'll catch on.

>>66774507
i played guild wars 1 for ~4k hours in under a year

>>66774507
To be fair that is over 7 years.
and most of it was spent in the editor around 2010/2011
I barely play it now

>>66774595
do you see a cruciform, fagtard?

Post prisongfs!!!!!!!!
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/

>>66774553
sign language and english are totally different languages you mong, just like english and chinese are different.

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>>66774266

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>>66774266
>1000 hours TF2
shit
>Viccy 2, F NV
makes up for it

r8 mine

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>>66774266
quite like football manager

>>66774660
some of the worst taste i've ever seen

>>66774676
apart from reign of kings which is awful they are all top tier

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College years were absolutely perfect. I'd kill to be that age again

>17/18 years old
>Go to college, have a class or two, piss about in the common room playing cards or some shit the rest of the time
>Newly experiencing the freedom to drive places with your recently attained license
>Spend weekends playing video games with mates without the anxiety of being unproductive and wasting your day
>(In my case) fucking my college gf round her house most nights a week
>Old enough to enjoy doing more adult things, young enough to have no major responsibilities to worry about

>>66774630
did you make any scenarios?

>>66774671
It was pretty fun, especially when playing with mates. I'm shit at it though

>>66774705
>>66774710
>planetside 2
>good

>>66774660
stopped playing ps2 like a year ago.

do a lot of people still play it? im thinking of going back but not without big battles.

>>66774731
>College
it's called school, you fucking english twat

>>66774731
>>(In my case) fucking my college gf round her house most nights a week

wish i'd been that lucky

college was good but a gf would have made it 1000x better

Always thought I played too many games until this thread. Cheers lads.

How do I get a Wednesday Addams gf????

>>66774642
Howling

You're wrong you dumb fuck, sign language isn't a universal language. There's English (and its variations e.g. American English), Chinese, Japanese etc., all of which are obviously based on words in that language

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>>66774731
>Old enough to enjoy doing more adult things, young enough to have no major responsibilities to worry about
Now I'm depressed

>>66774660
yeah, I played a lot of tf2, I was a bit of a twat when I first got steam. yours is alright, needs vicky 2

>>66774605
There's only 8,760 hours in a year

Please off yourself swiftly

Why the fuck dont you have a dog, /brit/ ?

Business idea:
Written sign language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8bxgSUnYbI

Just uploaded my latest vid

>>66774822
i thought american sign language and english sign language weren't mutually comprehensible?

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>>66774748
faggot, planetside 2 is one of the best fps games out there

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>>66774782
dunno but here's mine

>>66774837
needless to say i didn't get laid in highschool, but a lot of the achievements required you to leave the game running overnight. stuff like legendary survivor. i'd say about 25% of that was spent afk
https://hom.guildwars2.com/en/#page=main&details=kfDAA8%2F%2F%2F%2FD47%2F%2F%2F3j%2FEAAMFA%2FfAAAAAnSEIQAAAAAA
this is my hall of monuments. most people payed for years and years to get 50/50

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>>66774731
Jesus Christ the feels.

>Working my shitty shop job to then go out and get wasted in town with my mates.
>Everything seemed so new and exciting
>I actually still felt something back then and wasn't dead inside


Only regret is that I was distinctly average, I've become a lot better looking now.

post yank halloween slags?`

>>66774870
mine got put down 3 days ago. We're getting a new one because it's horrible to not have a pet in the house, he's a 2 year old stray lurcher called Roo :)

>>66774870
i live in a city. cruel to own a dog in an urban environment.

>>66774910
see
>>66774752

can you answer?

>>66774936
it didn't work when i shared the link but you can look up nathaniel greywind

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/angelica-300067.html
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/chandler/2014/05/01/chandler-woman-arrested-robbery-ex-boyfriend-abrk/8580175/

Need some of this action in my life

>>66774822
>sign language isn't a universal language
I never said it was, but seeing as this is the UK I just assumed we were talking about BSL.

>There's English
I don't think there is an English sign language you mong...you must be talking about BSL.

>all of which are obviously based on words in that language
There may be some overlap but they are as distinct languages as chinese and english.

Retard.

>>66774970
dunno haven't played it since 2014

>>66775020
hello nigger

>>66775020
then your opinion isn't worth much is it

Noticed that posting "J*sus Chr*st" has become pretty standard around here. Please stop using his name in vain, it makes me really uncomfortable

>>66774752
I wouldnt bother. I stopped a while ago because the server populations have dropped a lot. Devs dont know what to do with the game

sign language brit might be retarded desu

1. Liverpool
2. Arsenal
3. Chelsea
4. Manchester City
5. Tottenham Hotspur
6. Everton

>>66775045
It was a good game back then and I bet it still is

>>66775047
VERY good post.

business idea: buy a cabin in the woods on a mountain that i go to during my paid vacation where i hunt as my only source of meat, supplemented with the non-meat products in an infowars 1 year supply of storable food

funny how the dating world is now 95% online, 3% PUA antics, and 2% genuine dating happening organically

source: actual dating experts

>>66775047
Fuck off Christ fag, your dead magic Jew on a stick isn't real and doesn't deserve any respect

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/venessa-1941446.html
>"I'm someone who values time, therefore I will not take it for granted but be delighted to gain your acquaintance."
>aggravated robbery with a stolen gun, 20 years

don't reply to that obvious 'dora bait

you're only mugging yourself

>>66775128
jesus existed mate...

I doubt that Peter Hitchens is really a Christian. Think it's an after the fact justification for his politics..

>>66775128

t. Abdul Bin-Hassan

>>66775125
Literally hate modern dating.
British girls are an absolute nightmare to date. I've only met 2 girls from tinder and they were both foreign.

British girls are these stuck up princesses

The playing field has been sort of fucked from online dating apps desu.

Now girls have access to better looking guys than ones that would've ever really talked to them, so they raise their standards substantially

>>66775128
t. Varg vikernas

>>66775152
honestly i think he's the opposite

his politics are centred around his fundamentalist Christianity

he's a Christianityist, a Jesusfag version of an Islamist half the time

bet he would love a Christian State in Jerusalem

>>66775090
1. Arsenal
2. City
3. Liverpool
4. Chelsea
5. Sp*rs
6. Soton

Trust me.

life is a mystery

>>66775128
>Jesus didn't exist
Top fucking kek. The intelligence level of atheists never ceases to amaze me.

>>66774923
need a goth gf

leicester's the best city in the midlands desu lads

>>66775238
yeah pretty much

it's nice coming across genuine sweethearts once in a blue moon though

>>66775264

>Arse anal
>Title winners

Literally even less likely than slipperpool winning

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>>66775264
>arsenal

>>66775312
ive shagged a few girls from tinder. but they were all much uglier than their pictures showed

scared me away from it for a bit

>>66775259
hes not a fundamentalist
a fundamentalist believes the bible is 100% fact. He doesn't believe that, he believes its a collection of stories from and metaphors from Jesus's life and God from which we can derive a moral code

>>66775347
same. honestly think i'm just going to abstain rather than put myself through that again. i'll just wait until i'm 30 and can either get a prisonfu or a mail order bride from eastern europe

I'm monged out of my cunt lads

gf?

>tfw have only had one gf (the one I'm dating now)
>she's qt and lovely and loyal
>don't have bitterness about modern women because of her

did I just get lucky? will my opinion change as i get into different relationships in the future?

this fuckhead on my group project team submitted nothing for every single group assignment. i've been wondering why we've been getting zero's on random shit and i looked into it and the person always says "it says something had already been submitted so i just didn't do it". the dude clicked "submit" on every single group assignment for the entire year, obviously without actually attaching anything

consider myself a bit gay sometimes

>>66775434
you're going to fuck it up and hate yourself for the rest of your life as you die alone

>>66775434
not really

you sound like a well-adjusted normal lad

Unironically not sure why people purposefully set out to have kids.

>Less money
>Less time
>No real benefit other than 'it loves you (it will probably spend a large amount of its time causing you grief)
>Can't just live your life how you want
>Can't hit nuclear and just reset everything if necessary.

Wew

>>66775481
bit gay that

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37816745

Are you ready for Baron Farage?

>>66775481
desu thought I was gay but I am actually just a garden variety alcoholic

>>66775481
>sometimes

Only ever had 3 gf's but all 3 of them have been very long term.

Never gone on a date in my life. I find the idea of dating really forced and scripted. Like "ok, I'll meet this complete stranger to sit at a table and ask them questions and hope we get along"

Probably the reason I've only ever had solid long term gf's because they've all come about from being friends first then letting the relationship develop naturally

what do girls do all day?

Who /prisongay/ here?

Had my first blowie from some twink from craigslist last week and it was pretty good tbqh

>>66775481
nice

>>66775497
people need a way of adding meaning to their lives

also, a lot of them are scared of loneliness