/brit/

>>66769321
First

>let my mate cook me breakfast
>burns the eggs because he "doesn't like them runny"
>pours the baked beans straight out the tin onto the plate without hearing them

fucking students I swear to christ

>>66769365
this didnt happen

wish I was a crewmember on the normandy lads

could be shepards protege

>>66769307
>>66769307
>>66769307

real thread

>>66769365
>pours the baked beans straight out the tin onto the plate without heating them
refuse to believe anyone does this

>>66769403
>JF nonce edition
no thanks

>>66769321
The sesh mai fahler wore

>>66769383
>>66769413
literally just occurred

asked him why he did that and he didn't know you could heat them up

>>66769386
wish Garrus was my boyfriend

>>66769413
soliders with ptsd do it all the time

or just eat them cold straight out the tin

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someone put this note on my car earlier lads

>>66769307
>>66769307
>>66769307

stop starting these cancerous thread wars

the official /brit/ rules say the first thread created is the one we use

>>66769489
would hate to sully the relationship with garrus by getting romantic ngl

>>66769523
Umm no the official /brit/ guidebook states that if two threads are posted at the same time, we go with the British edition

Janny will probably delete that thread anyway

>>66769543
He's the perfect boyfriend though

dreading turning 23 2bh

>go to /x/
>expect something decent for Halloween
>durr how do I summon a 'tulpa'
>durrr how do I cast a spell
>durrr the greys are real cuz Alex Jones said so
>durrr I took hallucinogenic drugs and saw a spirit woahhhh

Fuck me what a runt board

>>66769523
not posting in a thread just for it to be deleted

dont approve of porn on a blueboard

>>66769521
literally a redditor wrote this (literally)

>>66769634
Cheers for your input reddit

>>66769658
that post gave me cancer
;-)

wish i was rich so i could buy 4chan

then i'd ban anyone who disagreed with me

>>66769446
Eh, they're worse things you can eat cold.

hmm!

JANNY!

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What the fuck janny

ahahahahahah
FUCK OFF JANNY

>>66770821
yeah I guess this is how I got interested in film and books. I'm still in contact with him by letter/emails as he's not really into current technology
for history of art it was more my mother but that's another story
what about you though, do you have any interest in culture and what sparked that interest?

jfc

the madman

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>janny

the absolute mandem

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Janny is a fucking cunt

Need a bf

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>mfw there's a fucking janny chasing /brit/ threads round (after about midday) every day checking if we're being naughty

the biased bbc showing toxic Brexit narrative by unelected and undemocratic Brussels bureaucrats

JANNY
JANNY YOU STUPID PRICK
NECK YOURSELF

>>66771044
Hi

>>66771053
would batter the cunt and shag his fit sister anyway

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Getting into the shower lads

Have set up some choons to play on the bluetooth speaker whilst in there :3

>>66771044
bit gay

He must be well-paid for doing such an unpopular job

A point of note, just because some of you now feel your free to express your hate filled guff more publicly, its STILL screams how broken you are.
yes you voted leave in the ref because you were sick of having to be told not to publicly show your broken. yes you support donald trump because hes going to make it socially acceptable for you to spew hate openly and you poor impotent little fools crave that so badly.

you crave to put others down, to hate, to feel superior in any way you poor impotent little brain tells you. and for so long society has made it clear your views arent accpetable, but now, the taste of blood has been given and the drive in inside in monumental. the chance to spew feels sooo good to the impotent, it will over ride anything, any semblence of being a capable human being long gone.
so go right ahead guys, spend your time checking over these people, exercise your right to be broken and proud. this is the new UK and you are gods, enjoy the feeling of being superior, as very soon, very soon, the old feeling of powerless impotence will return.

for the simple reason, refugees didnt make you broken, the EU didnt make you broken, the left didnt make you broken. those that broke you are far closer to home, those aching chasms inside will always be there, for they are you, so ride the wave and god damn enjoy, because tomorrow you will wake up still being the horribly broken fools you always were. and then the hunt for the next excuse starts, anyone but the root cause, the broken fool looking back in the mirror each morning.

>>66769321


So much fucking cringe.

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Jobless Janaweyo
Jobless Janaweyo
Forget to wait till page 8
Janaweyo can't wait
He'll pop a report on your thread and get you banned awayo

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>>66771053

like every genre including country and rap
not metal though (not a child)

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JANNY

haha started playing dark souls and my gf called it "dork souls" haha she's hilarious! haha

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>>66771079
bit noncey

would do it too though

>>66771085
runt music

>>66771085
add this to the list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLO9unszI4

>>66771106
Jesus Christ why did he settle for that. Didn't she tell him to fuck off originally because she was fucking some Chad too?

>>66771099
Shan't

Oh My Days (feat. Janny)

>>66771085
Don't forget to use cocoa butter jamal!

>>66771142
great image

top lad

>>66771121
black metal is cool

>>66771058
Hey :)

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>>66771142
he looks like this pepe in the upper right pic

>his team doesn't move shinobi on road

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have had my zampa slapped by means of a warning

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzAfPh4zhP4

>>66771150
She's fit m8, has great chebs and body, looks like arse in that picture though

>>66771184
Liturgy is the closest to metal I've liked

>>66771163
hahahahha
>>66771140
hahaha

(note the less 'ha's')

>>66771142
would shag the lad just to spite his arrogant bitch sister

>>66771206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0fk6syQ7iY

choon

birmingham>manchester

>>66771203
oh my days oh my days

literally cannot relax

>>66771193
Wanna cuddle, watch TV and then fuck?

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/pol/ has cracked it lads

This is definitely worth a think.

>>66771215
Darkthrone and that norge metal scene is complete top. Bathory is nice too
not a fan of metal outside of that

>>66771260
smoke weed

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>>66771251
>birmingham>manchester

haha gf is now laughing at me for being a "dork" playing "dork souls" haha

>>66771237
Fuck off westmids

>all this runt music

stand aside, this is what a real belter sounds like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C0OEVWKZv0

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Praise the American military

>>66771273
Yes please

non-runt choon coming through

https://youtu.be/Hnp4he3TDaE

>>66771293
as if I'd post that utter pop shite

>>66771292
>dork

Fuck off yank

>>66771294
*sweeps fringe*
*adjusts topman cardigan*
*rolls a cig*
you see the latest episode of skins?

>>66771276
>Zac Goldsmith is a Rothschild banker of the NWO
>beaten by a Paki to Mayor of London
>currently fighting for his political life

If only /pol/ did even an ounce of research.

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wanna live in europe

>>66771335
well aren't you just a runt of a cunt

>>66771362
countryside italy is cool and the people are really nice
would like to move there at one point in my life

MY BOYFRIEND IS SUCH A LOSER

>>66771362
you do live in europe you mong

you mean continental europe

>>66771276
they dont look very illuminati-ish

was home alone and called the cat a nigger in the lounge, but turns out my mum was in the next room and almost certainly heard.
don't know what to do

>>66771410
t. jean claude juncker

>>66771330
*fucks you with my big eight inch willy*

>>66771358
>fighting for his political life
unopposed

>>66771357
*pulls extremely loose fitting trousers up*
*spits*
KANGZ?
*goes mental on an old ladies handbag*

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>>66771410

>>66771362
FOP

Why don't pakis like things like Spring Watch/Autumn Watch?

>>66771410
>

>>66771405
always been a fantasy of mine
growing apart from the people I know tbqh
not much tying me down here

>>66771430
t. retard

>>66771362
*drops you into you to eastern europe ex-soviet hellhole*

Enjoy m8

>>66771276
Top family desu

>>66771464
>britain is in europe
yeah right lad
we're an island

>>66771440
bet you thought this post was quite funny didn't you

oh dear

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if this was my gf I'd quit my job too and spend all day shagging her while living off my family's income

>>66771481
oh fuck off

feel sorry for the French, British and Italian migrants who come to live in Australia

must be shit on all accounts besides financial liveability tbf

do not understand this gimmick where we pretend we aren't part europe

Tried on some of my Forever21 clothes

The mens skinny jeans fit OK but my thighs aren't slim, so my when wearing these kinds of tight clothes my figure looks feminine
Probably should have got a shorter leg though (31 or 30)

The womens hoodie I bought wasn't oversized, could have sworn it was advertised as such
It's quite nice though but I didn't account for womens waists being higher than mens
Not sure if I want to buy a proper oversized hoodie

why am i not allowed to criticise Islam. its an ideology and therefore fair game.

Let's talk about how fucking finished Hillary is

>>66771481
not really, just thought you were a bit of a melt for suggesting rock music is only listened to by topman wankers

>>66771459
because it's about English stuff and not about how to get cockroach infestations out of your tattered dowry carpet or what mud goes best with your dirt curry

>doing a stealth shit at my mates house
>run out of toilet paper and don't want to ask for more
>finish wiping by ripping up the cardboard roll thing and some long rizlas

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>>66771410
fine

Wanna live on the continent

>>66771514
Right

Not at all

Done

>>66771497
The British migrants are mostly old people that want to see the sun before they die pal

>>66771477
guess the shetlands aren't in the uk then

>>66771497
don't understand the young french man moving to australia
most of them are going to flip burgers just to get a good salary (I guess?)
just stay here and get a good degree

>>66771517
lmao don't cry mate

very reddity thread

>>66771497
aus has some of the most livable cities in the world apparently

>>66771545
/r/eddit

>>66771527

why? it will be a 3rd world ghetto in approx 20 years.

>>66771527
yank coffee and waffles are superior

>>66771527
belgium is cool but fuck belgian people

>>66771527
not pictured: the gypsy pickpockets and lookie lookie men swarming every corner and town square

>>66771530
uk is a political entity
europe is a geographical entity

>>66771558
they're boring, ugly and expensive lad
food is shit too
I mean I love where I live but Europe is just objectively better

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BRING BACK BLAIR

1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.
2. Low mortgage rates.
3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.
4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.
5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.
6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.
7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.
8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.
9. Employment is at its highest level ever.
10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.
11. 85,000 more nurses.
12. 32,000 more doctors.
13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.
14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.
15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.
16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.
17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.
18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.
19. Restored city-wide government to London.
20. Record number of students in higher education
21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.
22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.
23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.
24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.
25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.
26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.
27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.
28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.
29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.
30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.
31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.
32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.
33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.
34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.
35. Banned fox hunting.

this whole time I tthought the wee man was irish

told my brother to watch it and when he asked what it was about I said irish gangster

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>tfw to clever to live in australia

fucking loathe this g4 fucking gooks nothing but problems since i got it
smartphones are a fucking meme for stupid normies

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>>66771634

36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.
37. Free TV licences for over-75s.
38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.
39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.
40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.
41. New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.
42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.
43. Free eye test for over 60s.
44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.
45. Free entry to national museums and galleries.
46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled.
47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.
48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.
49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.
50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.

>>66771604
This 2bh

There is literally no reason to come here, if I could I'd move to Europe. Best for you all to stay there and be grateful for how lucky you all are

>>66771558
completely void of anything besides ease of transportation and renting though

what's the point of more money when all you can spend it on is trivial little things to make up for a lack of culture

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

Labour 2020 manifesto

>RFID microchips in every white person to track their movements
>state enforced homosexuality for whites
>heterosexual propaganda banned from schools
>progressive income tax based on oppression level - white men taxed 99%, disabled black lesbians 0%
>the state stores your passport for you and you have to apply to borrow it back
>foreign aid increased to £500bn a year
>hate speech punishable by castration
>every private company nationalised
>upon leaving school you visit a job centre where an assessor assigns you a career

a tolerant society free of hate

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>>66771634
Alri Tony

>>66771652
fucking machines

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>>66771634
>>66771656
hmm

>>66771276
Jemima is also a Pakistani citizen

>>66771671
this is what /pol/ actually believes

>>66771671
haven't seen this for a while

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>>66771664

>>66771691
and what you actually wish

>there was no national minimum wage before 1998

how did poor people survive

feel sorry for people who don't live in europe tbqh

wanna put all the memes aside for just one moment

it's honestly a pretty great continent and the home of western civilization

really want a goldfish but tanks are so expensive

lads what does the outside of a fanny feel like?

sort of don't want to go on a date with this chubby gyal anymore
really wish I could meet girls the normal way

Tony bLIAR

>>66771717
>implying i'm anything but a radical centrist
don't do that

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Is he autistic?

>>66771725
Sand bags la

>>66771718
there was actual competition for workers that drove up wages

>>66771664
what is this a reference to

>>66771722
>it's honestly a pretty great continent and the home of western civilization

not for long

>>66771722
STOP FLOODING IT WITH THIRD WORLD SOMALIS THEN

>>66771671
liking the sound of this

Syro by Aphex Twin is way better than I remembered. Very The Tuss.

>>66771722
That's England you daft cunt

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>oi lads, we should bring back blair

>>66771768
>>66771772
watch it when voting leave don't stop africans from getting in haha

>>66771752
do me lad

>>66771759
proofs?

>>66771752
which one?

>>66771723
same la

they are so cute

I ended up getting a betta instead

The janny is a cunt.

>>66771722
*comtinental europe

it shite here

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>>66771752

>>66771752
Fuck off Devon is great

You both use Reddit flags though so I'd say you both are

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the so called gf

>>66771857
alri janny

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>>66771729
thicc girls are the best tho

>>66771752
LEAVE US ALONE ROOO

>>66771857
ta lad x

>>66771877
you're mentally ill

Alrite lads, I'm new here who wants to get dropped?

>>66771833
good post

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>work tomorrow

>>66771874
I'm not big J

Just a humble non-Reddit-flags-using Devon lad trying to make my way in this twisted world :(

>>66771877
yeah I like thick but honestly just sick of doing the whole tinder dance
just want something real

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Are Tony lads ahah

>>66771907
alri deano

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>>66771761

>>66771722
europe has been dwindling since ww2
north america is home of the west now

Tony Blair? More like tony bLIAR

>>66771907
could flatten you in seconds, cretinoid

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>>66771902
y

>>66771877
Thicc =! thick tubby lumpkins la

>In 1996, The Conservative party's future leader, David Cameron, standing as a prospective member of parliament for Stafford, had said that the minimum wage "would send unemployment straight back up".[12]

>However, in 2005 Cameron stated that "I think the minimum wage has been a success, yes. It turned out much better than many people expected, including the CBI."[13] It is now Conservative Party policy to support the minimum wage

was he a imbecilic ideologue or a sensible centrist ??

>>66771963
Name one thing he lied about

>>66771958
>europe: 85-95% white native
>USA: 65% white native
hmmmm

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>>66771958
We will rise again, kike.

>>66771664
HOWLING

>>66771950
'owling

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dont get to post this often

Going to sleep lads

can I get a goodnight kiss :3 ?

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*stands still"

>>66771958
America is way worse hahahahah

>>66772005
they're not really native just rejects of europe

Absolutely SCREECHING at how fucked Hillary is

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>>66772012
fuck off vile hun

>>66772059
is he ok?

>>66771884
Don't be lazy with your grammar!

>>66771997
Gotta toe the party line la

Will California ever be a red state again

>>66772058

night x

>>66772098
ys

>>66772064
isn't she still ahead in all the polls?

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>anon. anon. the sheets are fresh and clean.

>NOT!

>i've menstruated heavily all over your side of the bed. sorry.

>>66772064
>yank politics
Ah, yes
Shall not be ready that, methinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf9s_qkgvhI

top 10 ksi skits lads
top quality british comedy

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someone say thic?

>>66772113
*runs to the paki shop to buy you chocolate and flowers*

>>66771997
>man thought something would be bad but admitted it turned out OK

Holy fuck stop the presses we need to tell the world out this news story!

>>66772113
tired gimmick already

>>66772111
yeah but the trump supporters have convinced themselves that every single poll is rigged/lying and that trump is actually miles ahead

>>66772012
Do not threaten the porn supply

>>66772113
This is my fetish

>>66772113
what's this birds name again

she's extremely qt

>>66772139
bender

>>66772155
this 2bh

>>66772167
Tits McGee

>>66772167

agatha cornston

>supporting donald drumpf
hahaha

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>>66772167
my gf

>>66771997
minimum wage is a bit dumb though since it means you can't barter your pay lower in exchange for training on the job

>>66772210
>what is an apprenticeship

>Give an example from your studies or work experience of a time when you have challenged yourself and others. How would you apply this to the CRUK graduate scheme. *

What am I even meant to write for shit like this?

>>66772113
>>66772163
It's a fucking nightmare
>Expensive new linen sheets
>Shagging my nextdoor neighbour at the time, she doesn't tell me she's on her period, five minutes before I realise there is blood everywhere

Happened to me with a few different girls. Girls just don't seem to give a shit about menstrual blood. That partcular time I told her she had to go out and buy some stain remover for me

>>66772233
"Ahh, yes the CRUK graduate scheme"

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>It's a fucking nightmare
>Expensive new linen sheets
>Shagging my nextdoor neighbour at the time, she doesn't tell me she's on her period, five minutes before I realise there is blood everywhere

>Happened to me with a few different girls. Girls just don't seem to give a shit about menstrual blood. That partcular time I told her she had to go out and buy some stain remover for me

>reading books
for what purpose

>>66772339
XD
how do I upvote on 4chan btw?

not feeling well at all lads

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>>66772075
yes

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the gf

>>66772375
because I have nothing else to do

>>66772387
*pushes you over*

>>66772350
Read that in his voice
fits perfectly

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ah yes, the welsh

>>66772375
>living
for what purpose

>>66772420
>not even a double
fucking nancy

>>66772420
anyone who has spend more than a few days here has seen this already multiple times. fuck off you fucking bell end

watch this lads

*stuffs an entire big mac in my mouth and chokes to death*

>>66772375
Are you fucking serious?

The only people who never seem to read are unironic retards and literal man children who will also argue video games are art.

There's nothing better than a good book desu, completely immerses you and allows you to forget your surroundings.

No matter where you are, how bad your day is, can just pick up a book and forget yourself and depending on what you read, learn something new.

Truly wonderful desu.

>>66772256
Worst experience I ever had was with a girl when she was. I was so pissed I couldn't get a stiffy so I just licked her pussy out.

Went home, looked in the mirror and seen all this blood on my face, then it dawned on me what had happened so I took a bite out of the bar of soap, rinsed my mouth out and went to bed.

In the morning my mum asked if it was me who chomped on the soap and why.

Are pokemon cards worth anything? I have two shiny charizards in good condition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66CxIEaV3Z4

very relaxing

>>66772408
Sad!

>>66772436
really made my noggin go joggin

>>66772492
shan't be reading a word of this

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>Are you fucking serious?
>The only people who never seem to read are unironic retards and literal man children who will also argue video games are art.
>There's nothing better than a good book desu, completely immerses you and allows you to forget your surroundings.
>No matter where you are, how bad your day is, can just pick up a book and forget yourself and depending on what you read, learn something new.
>Truly wonderful desu.

>>66772492
just like heroin haha

>>66771634
>introduced the national minimum wage
so what happened before this?

>>66772506
ate a girls dead foetus last night mum hand

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>Are you fucking serious?

>The only people who never seem to read are unironic retards and literal man children who will also argue video games are art.

>There's nothing better than a good book desu, completely immerses you and allows you to forget your surroundings.

>No matter where you are, how bad your day is, can just pick up a book and forget yourself and depending on what you read, learn something new.

>Truly wonderful desu.

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>>66772492
mentioning books always attracts the hat-wearers

Help please

>>>/trv/1177132

>>>/trv/1177132

>>66772550
>>66772576
>>66772587

Imagine being such a runt that you think something as normal as reading a book is some obscure, fedora tier hobby.

Literal runts.

>>66772616
FUCK OFF

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why can't i find a normal girl

fucks sake man

>>66772616
lol why?

*Prints out 600 pages of /brit/ threads*
*Staples them together and puts a hardcover on them*

Ahh yes. Just reading a reading a book, lads

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OH WE FORGOT THE CRACKERS

>>66772616
You're actually moving to Preston?
I live near there

>>66772616
look mate if you're moving the UK and not moving to either London or Manchester you're a melon
but haha preston fucking hell hahaha

>>66772630
>normal
let's ask reece_sanderz his opinion about dostoievski haha

>>66772616
ok famalam

https://life.spectator.co.uk/2016/10/a-handy-guide-to-left-wing-people-for-the-under-10s/

>>66772630
If we're being serious reading books is legitimately sen as a weird thing to do by most people under the age of 30 these days.
I work in an office of normies and I am literally the only one who reads. Not trying to imply it makes me superior, people just don't do it any more.

>>66772674
cracking cheese gromit

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>he doesn't understand what about his post was fedora
typical readoras, heads far too far up their own arses

reminder that makeup is rape

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the gf

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>semi-autobiographical

>>66772673
>reading a reading a
retard

>>66772706
What the fuck are you on about?

I am 22 and work in an office and literally everybody around me reads, we talk about it often.

The only people I know who don't read, like I say, tend to be man children or thick cunts.

>>>/trv/1177165
made me lol, that board is very SJW

>>66772706
ah yes, the underclass

>>66772697
>being left wing
>being right wing

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>What the fuck are you on about?

>I am 22 and work in an office and literally everybody around me reads, we talk about it often.

>The only people I know who don't read, like I say, tend to be man children or thick cunts.

all I wanted was a pepsi

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>>66772723

>>66772652
when i was on okcupid only girls that replied were hamplanets
anyone over 6/10 gets so many orbiters the chance to get a reply from them unless youre chad thundercock is zero

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>What the fuck are you on about?
>I am 22 and work in an office and literally everybody around me reads, we talk about it often.
>The only people I know who don't read, like I say, tend to be man children or thick cunts.

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>I do indeed say 'arse' instead of 'ass', m'lady - 'tis because I am a British gent!

>>66772697
Wew. Leftism really is nothing but a cult.

recorded 8 minutes of myself browsing /brit/ in january of this year but I cannot remember why

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>>66772723
>Semi-autobiographical internet dating novel

>>66772730
My mind tends to skip mistakes when i'm tired

>>66772804
>using any dating site besides tinder
weird

really glad that tinder exists though, it's made online dating socially acceptable

>>66772746
kek yea, shouldn't have asked /brit/ 2bh especially at the weekend when the runts are on all day

caralad is in the /nederdraad/

>>66772539

>>66772539

>>66772539

>>66772539

>>66772813
It's easier to just write arse than it is to deal with the autists swarming you with FOY 2bh

>>66772706

same
pretty sure most of them haven't read a single book since school

>>66772811
>>66772786


Ah yes, non-readers and their fedora images. Very impressive replies.

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What the fuck are you on about?

I am 22 and work in an office and literally everybody around me reads, we talk about it often.

The only people I know who don't read, like I say, tend to be man children or thick cunts.

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>>66772813

Was the novel poster the same lad who paid 3 grand for a hug and had the internet gf?

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>What the fuck are you on about?

>I am 22 and work in an office and literally everybody around me reads, we talk about it often.

>The only people I know who don't read, like I say, tend to be man children or thick cunts.

>>66772844
what's he doing there

>>66772375

so i don't end up as retarded as you

>>66772896
>>66772896
>>66772896

>ah yes already 10 to 4 on a sunday

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>What the fuck are you on about?

>I am 22 and work in an office and literally everybody around me reads, we talk about it often.

>The only people I know who don't read, like I say, tend to be man children or thick cunts.

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>>What the fuck are you on about?
>>I am 22 and work in an office and literally everybody around me reads, we talk about it often.
>>The only people I know who don't read, like I say, tend to be man children or thick cunts.

>>66772888
I hope he's not the one with the ugly danish gf

jesus the state of this general is pathetic lads

>>66772870
i do read actually
i'm just not an arrogant twat who thinks everyone with a different hobby is a thick autistic manchild

petition for janny to ban fedora posters

>>66772975
brit aint a general its a family

gang gang 67