1. Your cunt 2. What did your cunt do in ww1

>>66763753
Be neutral,but at the same time still got attacked

1. Straya
2. Fought roaches

>>66763753
Did nothing,we didn't existed in that time.

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1. Russian Empire
2.1 Save France from being Blitzkrieg'd
2.2 Wreck Austrians
2.3 Get wrecked by Germans
2.4 Wreck Turks and save some Armenians
2.5 Prepare to wreck Germans
2.6 Get backstabbed by a bunch of fuckup liberals who dethrone the Tsar and ruin our military by literally allowing soldiers to disobey the officers, completely foiling any plans of the Great 1917 Counteroffensive our army was preparing for
2.7 Proceed to get taken over by a bunch of jewish revolutionaries and criminals
2.8 Sign an embarrassing separate peace, betray our allies and cuck ourselves out of WWI victory
2.9 Become a terrorist state.

1. flag
2. literally won the war

1. Queensland
2. Used advanced techniques for getting off of horses to create the modern arab states and Israel

>>66764471
Greatest ally

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>>66763753
We were busy but we did get an invitation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmermann_Telegram

>>66763753
1. flag
2. listen to our retarded little brother

Join at the last minute and barely change the tide of war.
I think Germany would've lost either way but American involvement at least meant France didn't get royally fucked in the proccess.

>>66764471
What would Russia have been like if the revolution didn't happen and the Tsaraevich took over after Nicholas II's death? He had hemophilia, so he probably would've been a shitty leader, but at least Rasputin would be long dead.

>>66763753
1. Finland
2. Gain independence

>>66763753
1-Northern Ireland
2-Got bombed by the English because they couldn't comprehend people could be so good at killing Germans

>>66763753
Romania
Sided with the Axis for the most part, then switched sides at the end.

>>66763753
Literally won the war

>>66763753
Suffer

Getting fucked over by the oligarchy and preparing a coup d'etat

Came late to the party. Brought a keg, but everyone was already drunk. Claimed credit for hosting a great party.

be overconfident
allow austria to start shit
attack belgium and france
help out austria in the east because of their military incompetence
wreck russians
try to wreck western allies
ffs this isn't how i imagined it all!!!
oh fuck OH FUCK

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>>66763753
kicked ur ass

>>66767742
after Kaiserachlacht failed the germans were pretty much doomed

replaced the long term vision of greatness from the local elitist and greedy aristocrats with the short term vision of actually democratically elected populists.
not sure if that was even good

>>66770613
made me chuckle

Showed up at the last minute and fought a few battles. Adding another million American troops to the allied side basically convinced Germany to give up instead of dragging out the war longer though.

>>66763753
1.Flag
2. Took a break from squabbling with France and fucking with europe to team up with France and save it.

>>66767827
1 st worldish lebensraum desu

>>66763753
1. Flag
2. Is there anybody who doesn't know ?

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>>66763753
1.Flag
2.Indochinese "Volunteers"

Poland wasn't exist but I can show history about my family

1. Polish - Tsarist Russia
2. My great grandfather was tsarist military officer.
He stayed with his regiment in today Uzbekistan
He lived many years in Bukhara, but he was ethnic pole

He return to Poland in late 20s due to polish-soviet agreement about polish minorities

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Fought at Gallipoli and a few other places before getting literally btfo out at the Somme.