/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

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>>66759521

>>66759521
I'll be playing this on the election day

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bestball edition

>>66759536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfcboVcup5g

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Post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ppPcIE6pGQ

>tfw all the qt inmates already taken

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>>66759552
i was really hoping to go the rest of my life without seeing that video again
thanks anon.

This new girl at work reminds me so much of myself, it's almost uncanny
It's like we were meant for each other, and when we lock eyes and talk I feel something I've never felt before; I feel like I've known her all my life, like she's this part of me that got seperated at birth and now she's returned to make me whole again

>>66759547
I was thinking the same.

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>>66759552
>record yourself eating food
>tag it as ASMR
>get a free 1000 views
also
>not closing your mouth while oyu eat
actually degenerate i hope none of you do this

>>66759582
Same, except instead of work its a mirror

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>>66759600
theres also "ASMR" videos of people shitting
its big business

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>>66759552
Better than what they post on the red boards as a response tbqh.

>>66759552
can someone explain what the FUCK ASMR is?

>>66759608
goddamn I wish I was born a woman

so much free ez money on the internet

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>>66759521
Might shed a tear or two listening to this once i get drunk enough to try to sleep.

If I'm lucky!

>>66759615
>ASMR

https://www.google.com/search?q=ASMR

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>>66759618
>goddamn I wish I was born a woman
theres still time anon

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>>66759600
>>66759600
imagine joey doing asmr
>>66759625
who is this well dressed gentleman?

>>66759615
it is some newage science shit where certain sounds are good for you and relax you blah blah blah bs pseudoscience.

>>66759603
Are you insinuating that you're a girl?

>>66759661
The literal god of country and western.

http://youtu.be/-yCQraOX4Bw

>>66759615
I personally like this guys stuff

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgOfiuubHnhVrc9IEcSk1Nw

There's a bunch of women that whisper lewd things/Japs that do it too, if you're a loner.

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B01DT4A2R4/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=QP5IGHEXLR9H&coliid=IQLY4QSQQCK98&psc=1

should I get this for playing video games and shit

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Weiner?

>>66759725
oh. he has a nice voice. Sounds like something to drink to late at night.

>>66759765
>laptop
>videogames

wew

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>leafcock

>>66759765
>gaming laptop

No.

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>>66759768
Think she spanked Huma?

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>>66759768
A surprise, of sorts?

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>>66759768
I guess he couldnt control his weiner

>>66759777
>>66759790
why not

>>66759799
What videogames do you plan on playing?

>>66759775
You have the exact right idea, bud.

Cheers.

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>>66759783
Sorry, not for you sodomite.

>>66759807
right now, the most high end game I play is GTA 4

UK hip hop > us hip hop

>>66759828
Unless you plan on moving around a lot, there's no reason to have a gaming laptop. Any desktop will cost you less and give you more when it comes to video games.

>>66759765
>vidya

Wish i could still enjoy them, desu.

You're retarded, weak bait won't work here, anon.

>>66759861
wish you could enjoy THIS
*whips out dick*

>can't feel the tingles from ASMR any more

feels bad

>>66759521
>It is almost over
thank goodness

>>66759857
I don't have space for a desktop at the moment. I'd just like a laptop that can play maybe ~2013 era games
>>66759861
Why can't you?

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>>66759882
M-me too?

>>66759898
Honestly don't know, bud.
Thought for sure i could count on vidya.

https://streamable.com/htj3

She's going to jail boys.

>>66759898
>I don't have space for a desktop at the moment.

how

Do you live in a fucking box? This is the lamest excuse people give.

>>66759951
DELETE THIS

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>>66759951
all filthy disgusting republican lies

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>>66759521
>/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

>>66759961
This.
I have lived in TWO, LITERAL closets and had room for a desktop in both.

>>66759951
lol he said weenur

>>66759973
>fact check stuff about me on my own site
yes. These informations won't be biased at all.

No one reply to him, he's mean

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>>66759973
>What you need to now
>may not be significant
>these emails may be duplicates per media reports
>may
>MAY

top zozzle

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>tfw you find out one of your favorite porn sluts did a nigger scene

Only a couple left before I turn completely to hentai

>>66760044
>>66760033

I'm not the feet austist.

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>>66760043
better rethink those plans

>>66760043
Who was she?

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>I'm not the feet austist.

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what ya drinkin lads

>>66760043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nggMBKFnYJQ
does this cheer you up?

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>>66760110
Had a couple of these left in the back of the fridge.

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getting addicted to spicy foods. My tongue feels like its one fire right now 2bh

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>>66760110
Delicious

My bones feel so fucking strong

>>66760110
water

>>66760170
Have you ever tried almond milk?

reminder everything is awful

>>66760110
tea

my day was bad enough that I don't want alcohol

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>>66760217
You don't have to remind me.

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>>66760214
absolutely not

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if i get repeating numerals i'll stay up

>>66760231
sorry, i worry people will forget

>>66760217
Except weed, in fact it makes everything else a little less awful

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>>66760255
fuck.

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>Except weed, in fact it makes everything else a little less awful

>>66760255
Absolute madman

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>>66760255
Hope you don't have any plans tomorrow

>>66760252
It's tasty though.

>>66760279
go to bed anyways, anon.

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>>66760294
>>66760307
i should have just went to bed.
>>66760315
>

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>>66760333
There he goes again!

>>66760333
All these things don't even make me mad anymore. The only thing I feel for this country and it's people is indifference.

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german almost got a reply out of me
close but no cigar

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i dont want any more repeating numerals.
make it stop.

>>66760369
>69

gay

>>66760333
you just fuck your shit even more

>>66760357
He's not the footfag
If he was, he would've posted something about Asians or feet several times by now itt

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>>66760260
>forget

I wish anon

>can't go to sleep unless I put on sounds of rain from youtube

Just dry my state up, senpai

Gonna be a parent lads

>>66760445
i'm so sorry

>>66760445
name your child after a character youve masturbated to
like what kevin smith did

>>66760444
>can't sleep

Drink until blackout, works every time.

>>66760449
Why? This is great, it's what I always wanted

>>66760454
>drink

I only drink for happy and friends

Fag

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>>66760445
Mold growing on your ejaculate doesn't count anon.

Memes aside is Trudeau really that bad? He's a bit goofy, sure, but he seems harmless.

>>66760445
Name it Donald if it's a boy, Kyoko if it's a girl.

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>>66760460
>needs rain sounds to sleep
>calls anyone else a fag

>>66760469
And yet somehow you still count. Funny that


>>66760475
Noted

>>66760472
Anyone east of Manitoba cannot be trusted

>>66760445
I wanna be a parent too tbqhwy so that my lineage can continue until the end of time>>66760445

Almond milk literally just tastes like cereal milk.

It's pretty good and if you're fortunate enough to live near a gross out, frequently cheaper than real (better) milk.

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>>66760472
>seems harmless

That's the kind of thinking that got you Obummer

>>66760524
2bh almond milk tasts really sweet, i dont like it for cereal.

>>66760460
>needs comfy sounds to sleep
>only drinks for happy and friends

pussy.

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>>66760492
>implying I exist

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>>66760490
>canada
>wew ladding anyone under any circumstance

>>66760554
kys depression fag

>>66760527
No, people took Obama seriously because he didn't act like a kid and fall down stairs

>>66760561
spooky

>>66760452
and Robin Williams

>>66760539
I think she meant that almond milk tastes like regular milk that you've used for your cornflakes. Not that it would be good for cereal.

>>66760539
They've got unsweetened too, anon.

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>>66760564
>this clearly wasn't OP samefagging and proxyfagging

wew lad

>Nonshitposting German itt just trying to make some conversation just like anyone else
>Everyone bullies him away because of the footfag
Come on now

Why can't Canada handle friendly banter?

>>66760564
>happy
>on 4chinz
>at 1am, Sunday morning

why are so many canadians on /int/ so r9k-tier

>>66760600
I've been here for such a long time now, they have to do worse stuff to me to make me leave.

>>66760578
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i'll look for it, dont know if i'll like it.
>>66760576
>she
girls dont come here anon, and especially not on Saturday night/1am

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>>66760566
What? People took Obama seriously because Bush sucked for so long people wanted change, even if it was just

>I'm black imma change shit.

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>>66760609
they share too much with the french

>>66760600
It's too dangerous.

This one time I thought it wasn't footfag, but it turned out it was.

>>66760635
King Nigger will forever be my favorite Obameme

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>>66760609
>implying

>>66760635
>What? People took Obama seriously because Bush sucked for so long people wanted change, even if it was just
No they took him seriously because he acts professionally and speaks eloquently. They voted for him because Bush sucked for so long.

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>>66760654
I usually get commendations for these kind of comments

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>>66760681
>Imma close gitmo
>Imma end middle-eastern wars
>imma protect whistle-blowers
>imma dial back the patriot act
>imma make minorities and poor better off
>imma tax the rich
>[8 years pass]
>Oh shit I dindu nuffin

And in the end he was no different from Bush other than what he virtue-signalled. Really makes you think.

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>>66760709
I played too rough with a Muslim as well.

>>66760749
I agree with the first ban, but this one is more reasonable

Can't Handle the Bants/10

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>>66760781
Then there was this one time I Trumposted.

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>wake up
>Realize I'm alive

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My neck is sore from headbanging

>>66760813
That's also reasonable. It's a youtube-tier comment.

>>66760630
I honestly only ever tried it because it was dirt cheap.
Was super conceptually opposed.
Great source of protein though.

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h-haha, at least I get halloween off

Too bad I still have class because its on a fucking monday

>>66760842
>classic bangover
Proud of you.
Who'd you see?

What's wrong with liking France
All of my friends give shit for it

>>66760914
>Going to school
Haha what a loser

>>66760914
Same, the first is a Holidayin NRW, but tomorrow there'll be classes as always.

>>66760925
France is pretty overrated imo. It's dirty and the people are arrogant. There are worse countries, but france lost all of its former glamour to me.

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>>66760932

>dont get a degree, end up working a retail job to make ends meet
>get a degree, still have to get a retail job because I have to support myself through grad school

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>>66760861
>sides with niggers
>sides with spics
>doesn't side with muslims
>Puerto-Rican/Dominican detected

Then there was this other time people couldn't handle my b8 and switch.

>>66760914
Tend bar or serve tables?
Little early to be home from tending bar.

>>66760939
I doubt all of France is like that

And I live in LA it's dirty and the people are arrogant here too, but they still give me shit for it

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goodnight /cum/

>>66760956
you dindu nufin any of those times

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>>66760062

>>66761010
>live in la
I am so, so sorry.
Why you do this, bud?
Are you foreign?

>had 90 mb downlaod speed yesterday
>wake up today
>2000 ping in wow
>a whopping 2 mb/s download
what the fuck happened

>>66761013
No I am a gud boi, turnin my life around.

>>66761038
it was inevitable desu

>>66761010
>give you shit for it
What is "it"?

>>66761049
I've lived here all my life
It's ok

>>66761093

>LA
>Good

>>66761038
kek

Who are the couple others you like?

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>>66761093
>LA
>ok

What if Hillary wants to create a union like the EU over here?

>>66761060
Sounds like you live out east where they can throttle yr shit.

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>>66761100
>>66761106

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>IMG_4990.jpg

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>>66761119
>if

>>66761100
Man, he said "ok"

>>66761106
It's really not.
I feel really bad for our southern cousin.

>>66761102
Eva Lovia, Lena Paul

>>66760445
boy or girl?

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>why yes, I DO live south of Monterey

just cut my finger pretty deep

>>66761093
Surely it's better than anywhere in the central valley.

>>66761254

well thats not a fair comparison

even living in bumfuck nebraska is better than living in the central valley

>>66761247
run it under water, pad dry, and put a bandaid on it

or use the blood to try and summon a demon

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>>66761210
>Eva Lovia

Nice choice,
This happened awhile back but thankfully nothing came of it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-TUetzRgdB/

>Lena Paul

Kind of new, probably inevitable.

>>66761281
>tornadoes
>better than living in the valley

>>66761356
Excluding arkansas, anywhere outside of lincoln, or oklahoma

Nevermind, central valley is probably better.

>>66761356
Tornado any day.

I don't think you know how shit LA actually is.

>>66761445
I don't be think you do either

Tornados look super neat, tbqh

and Ive watched tons of stuff about 'em on TWC

>>66761193
time to float this subcontinent back to the south again

>>66761458
But have you ever lived with them? It's very stressful. You never know if this time it will be you to suffer a horrifying death.

>>66761470
did you guys conquer Iraq yet

>>66761458
They're neat as fuck if you have a storm cellar and good insurance.

Only thing I've ever seen that tops one is a shuttle launch.

>>66761487

no, of course not. Ive been through probably 2 or 3 tornado warnings here my entire life, and Im already terrified by T-storms. But everytime there's a chaser show and they're like a mile or 2 away from the twister it, just seeing it is amazing

>>66761470
Western Hemisphere Pajeet.

Wish I had a lesbian gf who would play melancholic band music with me at night.

>>66761569
LONDON

>>66761569
I wish you dummies would have realistic desires instead of being deluded by fetish and fantasy

>redditflag fags

Eh, I'm tired of trying to hate on my buds.

http://youtu.be/OrMjc4oz0mY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRwJvOm395E

>>66761578
That reminded me that I've known girls named America, London, and Florida

America would bully me in 2nd grade because she was the tallest of the class

>>66761600
I wanna be a space cop

>>66761629
Isn't Anything > Loveless

>>66761656
Do you like hot dogs?

>>66761690
I hate them

The bread always rips, so I end up using two hands, they're messy by default, and it looks full of > when eating them

Why do you ask?

>>66761769
You cant be a space cop if you dont like hot dogs

>>66761664
Not wrong.

>>66761769
CHI

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>>66761210
Lena Paul looks like a retard desu
but her tits are great

>>66761923
Based amazon.

Will be happily paying for this.

>>66761926
It's sunday, you savage.

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Guys, any recommendations for how to stay up?
>coffee gives me the runs
>green tea has minimal effects
>5 hour energy is good but rots your teeth and wires you to feel like shit when you crash-but-stay-awake
chocolate milk is literally what I'm using now, but I don't wanna get fat

pls help

>>66762225
Fap constantly, a good power fap can keep you going for another 15-20 minutes. I don't mean a quickie, I mean a good 5 minute fap.

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>>66762225
Put one of these on your dick

>>66762242
interesting strat. I find fapping keeps me focused, but for the initial ~20 minutes after I feel very sleepy

right now I capped at 9 pm and drank a quart of chocolate milk and it's working, but I wonder if there are better ways

>>66762253
i am not circumcised so my sensitive areas are protected

>>66762280
Don't eat food, it is hard to sleep when you are hungry.

>>66762416
very good point. i've been noticing lately that starving myself gets more work done

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>>66761926
You look like a retard

What the fuck is with all these ads on mobile

Giant ones top and bottom, and one that fucking scrolls with you

Jesus Christ that fucking slant eyed shit head

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>>66762505

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>>66762554
>mobile

Maximum pleb anon

>4am
>tfw drunk
does anyone know this feel?
I dont know what to feel anymore....

>>66762554
I was wondering the same thing

>>66762655
Not tonight

>>66762604
Not him but mobile is comfy in bed. Just gotta use clover and ya good

I have a very dry and itchy scrotum, my skin there is scaly and nasty

How do i fix this

>>66762554
>not using Dashchan
Pleb

I tried jerking off for an hour and I still couldn't cum. Maybe it's cause I had already jerked off 2 times today?

>>66760630
Only girls would drink almond milk.

>>66762225
Read up on adhd symptoms and subtly claim them.

Say that a family member/cousin was going through same thing, got prescribed vyvanse, and feels so much better.

Honestly the best advice you will get.

Good luck.
You can do it.

>>66762745
maybe anon...

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>>66762745
>only 2 times

>>66762783
Do not think that we will take your rarefied opinion seriously, oil viking.

>>66762803
I think I released it all. I've been jerking off way to much lately, I only just discovered to use lube a year a ago. I thought my dick just didn't work up until I was 19 so I never jerked off. I keeper having wet dreams though which sucked while I was in basic training having to climb out of bed and wipe the cum off my pt shorts getting even less sleep for that night.

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awooooooooooooooooooo

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>>66763042
I remember you, awoo canuck.
I like you.

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>>66763042
awooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>66763042

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Omg, could a mexican please post baby.

>captcha shows 880

S P O O K E D

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MEXICO PLZ

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Please, mejico.

Yr are only hope.

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Awoo leaf, please use your powers!

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>>66763211
>>66763337
>>66763407
>>66763488
calm yourself

i have issues that need addressing

>>66763211
>>66763337
>>66763407
fr*ck off

>>66763582
I'm right here for you, but be warned: I will report you to the police should I deem it necessary

>>66763582
What?

>>66763582
It'll be ok, bud.
Just take it slow.

>>66763623
Really, really rude.

>>66763582
Not even kidding - I am here for you, bud.

Make a throwaway and I will make sure you're ok.

>>66764507
S T E P
O F F

>>66763623
Literally deplorable.

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>>66764617

>>66761656
I had a friend in elementary school named Geneva London.

>>66762554
Hiroshimoot grubbed so hard that J-List dropped their ads, these are the only ones left now.

>>66762745
>tfw pr is 28 times in 10 hours

I didn't understand it at the time. I fail to achieve any degree of understanding in the ensuing years, which are three in number
I presume Herb means that inherently you cannot be commercial and artistic. You cannot be commercial and quality. You cannot be commercial concurrent with have a preoccupation with the level of storytelling that you want to achieve. And this I have to reject
I don't think calling something commercial tags it with a kind of an odious suggestion that it stinks, that it's something raunchy to be ashamed of. I don't think if you say commercial means to be publicly acceptable, what's wrong with that?
As long as you are not ashamed of anything you write if you're a writer, as long as you're not ashamed of anything you perform if you're an actor, and I'm not ashamed of anything
This is the area I know. But I think innate in what Herb says is the suggestion made by many people that you can't have public acceptance and still be artistic. And, as I said, I have to reject that

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im eat spicy nacho dorito

>>66766314
I really hope this site dies. It's all /pol/s fault for bringing so much traffic overloading the servers. That would be quite poetic, the worst board kills itself.

I'm fat
But it's almost big nigga season so we good

>>66767366
big nigga slam

OOGA BOOGA

is everyone asleep

>>66768893
no

>>66768893
Shouldn't people be waking up around now?

>>66768893
They're all in church like good Americans

>>66768976
better go back to sleep it's nap time for baby
>>66769044
no go back to sleep or else you're going to be one cranky baby by noon

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>>66769170
>tfw stay awake for days at a time

>>66769339
how many hours
the average day for me is anywhere from 24 - 36 hours, though I'll remain awake for 2 - 2.5 days periodically

I haven't washed my hair in a long time

>>66769541
pretty much the same

no disgusting beaners allowed

>>66769624
i havent showered in awhile
my penis smells

>>66769819
What does it smell like?

>>66769624
at least it's producing its natural oils,
I usually wash my pubic hair twice a day using dandruff shampoo because it tends to itch down there, and if I scratch too much it turns red and begins to flake. I'm guessing this all started because I've used a 5 month old disposable razor that would leave nasty red bumps across my pubic region after shaving. Maybe it got infected, or maybe I've been taking too hot of showers + showering too often.

>>66769837
i dunno
like gross

>>66769861
you'd have to let me get a whiff to understand because that's pretty vague.

>>66769923
r u a gay??

>>66769956
We're all gay in /cum/

>>66769956
that depends on how girly of a penis you've got there. sometimes it's cute when girls have stinky penises.

>>66770144
l-lewd

>>66770440
Post your dick already

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Would you, /cum/?

>>66770440
>>66770514
don't let him force you to do anything you don't want sweetie that's what I call a bad bad man
>>66771090
I'm not gay so no.

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>>66771112
That's a woman, my dude

>>66771304
bullshit

where do I find people to embrace milsim autism with

>>66771383
japan

>>66771366
You are being VERY mean

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>losing streak on overwatch ranked
>10 game win streak on quick play

why

>>66771562
>Playing Overmeme

>>66771090
I'd declare war on all those who wouldn't Mexibro.

>>66771562
Would you say Overwatch is an amazing game and that no one should ever miss the chance to play?

>>66771571
"Fuck you, it's fun,"
There are a lot of problems with it but I haven't been this hooked on a shooter since Vanilla tf2 on pc so eh.

>>66771792
I would say it's really fun, especially in a genre as over-saturated as FPS. If you need a casual shooter to work at it's pretty great.

I want to sex a human woman

>>66771976
They got ya
>>66772020
Feels dang nice

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Good morning.

>>66772509
did you sleep well? any dreams?

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>>66772589
At least i'm fine... maybe.

I feel better now.

hungry

>>66772784
have some cum

What do you regular North Americans think of Alaskans??
What do you think of Hawaiians??
Do people from those places consider themselves, and act like, regular Americans from the contiguous states?

>>66773001
I find alaska fascinating and want to go there someday, white americans their think themselves american yes and same with hawaii, i don't know about the natives though.

>tfw nobody will ever be as logical as me
JUST LET ME DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!

>>66773001
Alaskans are Canadian.
Hawaii doesn't exist.

>>66773001
Alaskans are drunk suicidal maniacs who are forced to live in darkness 3/4 of the year.

Hawaiians, as in real Hawaiians, not Asians and mainlanders, are pretty chill, fat as fuck but real chill and nice. Too bad Hawaii is a liberal shit hole politically, it's amazing to visit, especially Kauai.

>>66773001
>Alaska
Snow hicks

>Hawaiians
Californians but somehow even less educated and more "Surfer bruh,"

>>66773190
Those are mainlanders, not Hawaiians. Californian transplants who ruin everything, like they do on the mainland.

salt and vinegar is the best flavour of potato chip

>>66773530
Sea salt and vinegar kettle cooked chips are best.

>>66773257
I feel like I've met quite a few ethnic Hawaiians who've been just as much "Woah dude surf everyday bro like fuck school smoke weed lmao,"
as the typical Cali Surfer Dude.

>>66773653
I never met more than a couple, and those were the typical surfers, and I've been going to Hawaii almost every summer since I was 6 (family has timeshare).

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>>66773530
hungarian style chips with red bell pepper flavour are pretty good.
As a kid I loved Pom-Bären, too, I don't know if they are sold in north america though.

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