Germans, how does one get a German girlfriend?

just don't be german

them some big ass teeth

>>66759452
Kek

>>66759430
Be black

I think white women are the sluttiest

be black

http://www.pornhub.com/users/bestminaj/videos

>>66759640
both american.

>>66759430
>German
>""""""Girl"""""""........friend

>>66759847
nice try, but she clearly has a german accent and says a few german words in a couple of the videos

>>66759430
Ficki ficki schlampe

>>66759640
>>66759847
>City: Berlin

She's German.

>>66759430
Don't bother, german girls would probably cheat on you over a black cock

>>66759430
>german "women"
lmaa
Better look for a german eastern european mix.

>>66759430
Just go to Germany and be urself

>>66759430
Tell me if you find out.

>>66760095
>be urself
that's a meme

>>66759430
do they love scat and furry or it's only the german dudes?

>>66760095
Shit doesn't work, need additional instructions.

>>66759430
You kill her 16 year old boyfriend and throw her into the water.

Although you have to be Muslim.

>>66760555
it's good advice if you are naturally confident, good-looking etc.

just don't be poles

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I want a qt, blonde, bavarian, catholic gf.
What do?

>>66763071
Tell them you are a poor refugee.

>>66763071
Be fast and come here, get you one.
As long as there are some left.

>>66761483
t. misfortunate ugly bastard

Learn Arabic and join a Muslim rape gang

>>66759430
>germanics consider this perfect

By not being german.
It's the truth.
Being white doesn't help either.
Pretend to be some Arab. Blacks are scoring here fine as well.

>>66759430
"ich ficken dich toten" say this when you rape her, she will stop complaining because you are a poor rapefugee and you don't know that it's wrong, after that she will be your girlfriend to make up for her islamophobia. And don't forget to paint your face black

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>>66763510
Could I pass as Arab?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5742edf3730b6

Thank me later

being honest with you, i dont want trannies in my life

>>66763613

this is the type german women like.
dark and handsome.

>>66763833
They like average South Spaniard then.

>>66763861
>They like average South Spaniard then.
really do you want to fuck trannies ? disgusting mate

>>66763899
No, I dont like the trannies. I just said they like the avarage moorandalusian.

>>66763943
>I just said they like the avarage moorandalusian.
>moorandalusian.
you mean moroccans,not? because technically they are moroccans

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My wife is German. Ask me anyhting.

>>66761349
How it usually works in Sweden right

>Sweden
>not promoting shariah

>>66763985
It is the same shit with different name, m8. Let´s go to send some andalusians there for diversity purposes hehehehehe

>>66763899
>really do you want to fuck trannies ?

The OP girl does porn. No normal geman girl would do porn so it's only the ugly slags like elsewhere. The only decent looking pornstar was gina wild and they had to pay her a massive amount of money.
I personly don't find german women that attractive either as I prefer italian looking girls with darker features but where I live I see very good looking women pretty often. I am from the south of germany. Germany just like spain is a diverse country. North germans and south germans look different.

>>66763861

I think so

>>66763071
What's wrong with the one in the most right

>>66759430
How do you think she would have done in old Saxon society or the like

>>66763613
Looks like a typical mexican jose

>>66763071

there are a few traditional rural qt left in bavaria.

However they are increasingly rare and tend to be taken since highschool.

>>66764167
Mexicans are andalusian(southern spaniards) rapebabies. The pic that I posted is from an andalusian actor very famous in the states.

>>66764167
calm down john, we dont mixed with nazis

>>66763999
Can I borrow her

>>66763999
What is the most interesting thing you know about universe?

>>66763634
Typical german slut
Surprised it wasn't a nigger

>>66759430
she's trying to look like such a proper girl but the reality is i've seen her bum getting come into

>>66763071
Middle is perfect

>>66763999
What's it like being part of irrelevant europe that's not known even for copying real europeans like the northern savages

>>66764074
>I prefer darker features
it's a german alright