/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xn_mvIghc

still doing a deep think to this

rather depressed haha

You can FUCK right OFF, sunshine

don't quite get people who claim to be smart despite the evidence indicating otherwise 2bh

if you got a D in a-level maths I'm not going to believe you're smart no matter how much philosophy you can regurgitate

really liking the mexican poster

lads the eyebrowless basic slag i shagged just texted me after no correspondence for months "whatcha doin"

sophie is so fuckable and tall

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just want a fat bottomed semen demon t b h.
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>66754265
i had an intelligent mate who did awful in tests

school isn't a great indicator

Reminder the clocks go back in 13 minutes.

>>66754277
>sophie is so fuckable and tall
oxymoron

>>66754229
disgusting tits

Had a good night in

Watched a film

Did a contemplate

Will be getting up and going to work.in the library at the earliest oppurtunity tomorrow

Night lads

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Made an instagram purely to follow sluts lads. Recc me your faves.

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why aren't you shagging a qt femboi /brit/?

>>66754306
same

had a funny old night last night, haven't drunk in ages so was waiting to catch the bus home and ended up striking up conversation with this absolutely beautiful french girl named tiffany, full rig, nice cloths and nails and shit

chatted away for an hour or so, caught the bus home together, then her stop came and she left

didn't get her number or anything, perhaps it's better that way

>>66754285
it's such a shame the vast majority of thicc/curvy/high test women are coal burners

>>66754289
how did you know he was intelligent?

>>66754265
Post your A level grades and university course

English: A*
History: A*
Politics: A*

Reading English at Cambridge

>>66754306
want to stomp this gook's head in

>>66754289
>time to do this task where we find out what you know!
>fail it
>ahaha just not a good test taker m8

'no'

LOL english people need to learn english hahaha

>>66754229
good edition

wat does metaphysics mean
what does teleological mean

Genuinely believe every single tranny on the planet needs to be eradicated.

>>66754323
biology A
chemistry A*
german C

master's degree in chemistry at leeds

When did Halloween become a faggy load of nonsense?

some call me a pervert, but honestly I'm just sexually open-minded

>>66754345
this 2bqh

They're sick

>>66754323
A*A*A in maths/fmaths/physics

engineering at imperial

Can you imagine if we wiped out every last Irish person way back when? Would've been great. Could've used their island to store a few pakis n all.

>>66754345
Why? They're not the ones fucking things up. In fact, what is it exactly they do?

>>66754315
Good lad

Need to get the practice in

Fucking hell lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37796876

Can't belive what I'm fucking read. Absolutely unbelievable that MSM is lauding this as good behaviour

tl;dr
>Woman with two kids and a husband
>Leaves to voluntee in Calais
>Falls in love with an Afghani
>Has to marry him so he can move to the UK

CAN'T WAIT until I have more power lads. And it will happen. I will banish degenerates like this from the country.

>>66754390
>They're not the ones fucking things up
>Literally trying to convince children to ruin their lives forever

here in mexico we evaluate with numbers not with letters

>>66754323
>Post your A level grades
uhm yeah about that lol


Master's degree in Feminist Philosophy at ANU

>>66754385
reckon pakis are about the only worse option for a neighbor 2bh

Women who choose the assholes will fucking end this race. They will fucking end this human race if we don't start holding them a-fucking-countable. Women who choose assholes guarantee child abuse. Women who choose assholes guarantee criminality. Sociopathy. Politicians. All the cold-hearted jerks who run the world came out of the vaginas of women who married assholes, and I don't know how to make the world a better place without holding women accountable for choosing assholes! Your dad was an asshole because your mother chose him, because it works on so many women! If "asshole" wasn't a great reproductive strategy, it would have been gone long ago. Women keep that black bastard flame alive. They cup their hands around it. They protect it with their bodies. They keep the evil of the species going by continually choosing these guys! If being an asshole didn't get women there would be no assholes left! If women chose nice guys over assholes, we would have a glorious and peaceful world in one generation. Women determine the personality traits of the men because women choose who to have sex with and who to have children with and who to expose those children to. I get that you're angry at your dad and you have every reason to be angry at your dad. Your dad is who he is fundamentally because your mother was willing to fuck him and have you. Willing and eager to fuck the monster. Stop fucking monsters - we get a great world. Keep fucking monsters - we get catastrophes, we get war, we get nuclear weapons, we get national debts, we get incarcerations and prison guards and all the other florid assholes who rule the world. Women worship at the feet of the devil and wonder why the world is evil

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>Fucked up your A levels
>Realise you've condemned yourself to a life of being above average instead of excelling

>>66754323
A* in History
B in Biology
B in Chemistry

Biomedical science at Warwick

what's for brekkie lads?

>>66754265
It's sad those that lie on here and genuinely think they're able to convince anonymous entities that they should be impressed.

Like these faggots>>66754323, >>66754376,>>66754357

10 = A
9 = B
8 = B-
7 = C
6 = D
5 = E

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>>66754316
t. coalchurner

churn my coals BOI

Don't even know what time it is right now freaking my nut

>>66754408
Who doesn't try to convince kids to ruin their lives forever?

Trannies are the fucking least of society's problems.

>>66754434
>being arseblasted because there are successful people on /brit/
whatever mate, you're like those runts that insist there are no normies here

time isn't real

unironically graduated high honors with minimal effort and my friends hated me because they had no idea i was in advanced classes

i'm an idiot though

>>66754323
>>66754376
>>66754431
Why lie on the internet? What do you possibly stand to gain?

>>66754470
Hang yourself, you mentally ill freak.

tim isn't real

Here's one triggered prick in to the net #66754473

too deep for me.....
TIME IS NOT REAL, IT IS JUST AN ILLUSION

>>66754480
your mums HIV+ diagnosis is though

want something comfy and reddit to watch like high maintenance

reccomend

>>66754315
>chatted away for an hour or so
>didn't get her number
fucked it. not that i wouldn't have done the same thing, but just being honest

sad that black british musicians tend to get lumped into that same vacuous 'grime/eh bruv la' group when they make genuinely great music

Goldie is based as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIRDgl_Rx4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-suOjvskew

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need a girl to sit on my penis desu

>>66754323
unlike all these liars:

Chemistry: D
Biology: C
Maths: A

>>66754483

literally me. Im a mong but i have no trouble with exams and essays. bit weird me haha

A-Level grades:
Quadruple Award Science: S*
Classics: R1
Gymnastics: X+

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hope we get some heavy snowfall, will make for some comfy cemetery walks

>>66754407
I thought you were joking but you weren't.

My parents are divorced with good reason but I genuinely would never talk to my mum again if she had done this to my dad.

Hope he gets custody but I doubt it

>>66754265
>>66754331
>Be me
>5 C's at GCSE
>40% average attendance
>22 years old, worked in Whitehall since I was 20, earning almost 50k already, on an internal management training course
>By far the most successful of all of my peers from school


Don't quite get people who claim to be smart despite the evidence indicating otherwise 2bh.

If you did your A levels and went to uni and got a 2:1 in STEM, but now you work at a small local company doing basic accounting, I'm not going to believe you're smart no matter how much your Barrett home cost

>>66754510
stranger things

did you know that time is not real??
>>66754511
>>66754510
>>66754509
>>66754514
>>66754517
>>66754521

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>>66754473
>lies about qualifications on an anonymous image board
>posting at 2am on a Sunday morning
>"b-b-but i'm really successful"

>>66754498
correct

tim is an actor paid for by the writer behind poleaboo

thats why tim keeps singing the same few songs and does the same thing in every video

>>66754271
tell her then

>>66754432
hmm
have some hours to decide

>>66754489
the lad doing engineering isn't lying i don't think

dunno bout the other 2

>>66754323
Biology: A*
Spanish: B
Business studies: B

and doxxable info

cannot comprehend the pointlessness of existence

any books i should read for this feel

Why yes I got 4 A*s in my A Levels, currently doing Physics at Oxford. I'm also 6'8 and my father owns Microsoft, my mother is the president of a small country.

I promise I'm not lying. You're just dumb

>>66754491
Not an argument

>>66754489
It's the only place they can be what they want to be.

>>66754489
Wasn't lying m8, if I was making it up I'd say I did better than A*BB

lads heard the time went back but that couldn't be real because time isn't real

deadset lads how good is having a shower

>>66754521
Chemistry: C
Biology: B
Computing: C

I fucked AS up royally and ended up burying myself in retakes. its all good tho

>>66754473
>Good grade==successful

Sorry mate, I know physics, maths, philosophy and CS grads with firsts that work in bars

A good education does NOT mean you're successful

think about the kind of people that study engineering at imperial - aloof with a high chance of autism

now think about the kind of people that would be on an online messageboard at 2:00am on a sunday

is there an overlap?

>>66754315
was once sat next to this really pretty girl on a 3 hour flight. we spent the whole time chatting away , flirting heavily and having a great time.

at the end when I had collected my luggage and she was still waiting for hers we said goodbye.

don't think I'll ever forget her staring at me almost begging me to say something and then all I could manage was "bye".

>>66754559
JP sartre

>>66754552
>Business studies: B
do you struggle putting clothes on in the morning

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The lads

>>66754537
well if they ever make time an association, remind me not to make you the head of it

>>66754573
>/brit/ "culture"

>>66754521
Hahaha

I went to a shitty comp in London and i did better than you

>>66754533
Tbh there's no such thing as "smart"
Everyone has a different definition
Mine would be spotting/creating opportunities
School says that smart is committing dates, methods etc to memory

time is not real

blimey a lot of adverts on this internet thing

>>66754561
Hang yourself.

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>>66754480

when einstein was a lad he used to imagine himself riding on a light wave

>>66754575
oh fucks sake just noticed what I got wrong

Physics: D (instead of chemistry)

I did AS chem and got a D so I dropped it

>>66754560
Is your dick 7.5" too, m8?

Bet you have a solid hairline and great facial bone structure

>>66754589
awful attempt

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About to drink this, lads
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16352/39417/

what are these giant cthulu looking bastards who pick you up, drain your health then drop you

Time exists and we move through it at a rate of one second per second
However

The concept of time as moving linearly from point to point is incorrect and physics is actually confirming this now

Eastern mythology has known this truth for millenia but European mythology operates under the false belief of time as a straight line with a beginning and an end point

There was never a beginning there will be no apocalypse
We will simply continue traveling along the flat circle (which is actually a Möbius strip but that's a deeper discussion all together)

just foofed and it tickled my balls haha

The only non-liars in this thread
>>66754521
>>66754575

smart is not real

>>66754552
How do you get an A* in Biology and flop Business studies?

Lmaoing at your life

>>66754623
Women

>>66754323
Biology: D
Economics: U
Spanish: D
Media Studies: E

i am a smart poster

>>66754608
You first, paki

watched the final episode of black mirror and can now do a proper power rankings

>>66754323

Law A
English Literature A
Psychology B

they didn't have A* in my day
I did a masters at an RG (not saying what subject, too specific)

Wish I'd studied PPE

>>66754589
me as the wall

Time is fake, innit.

>>66754644
smart isn't real

>>66754645
>If you hate mentally ill freaks that actively try to ruin the lives of children and make them suicidal, then you're a muslim
Hang yourself.

on 320k a day in downtown islamabad and struggle to pay rent

>>66754661
Do Yank clocks go back too?

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>tell the truth about how successful you are
>no-one believes you because it's so good

Excellent feel lads

you are not real

got 4000000000000000000 A*s in my A-Levels

not lying im serious

English Lit: A
French: B
Maths: C
DA Science: CC

>>66754599
leave me alone ok

I barely revised because I didnt get below a B in GCSE

and fucked it right up

>>66754647
skipped the 5th episode if I can be so honest with you

OFFICIAL BLACK MIRROR SEASON 3 EPISODE POWER RANKINGS:

1. HATED IN THE NATION (6)
2. SHUT UP AND DANCE (3)
3. SAN JUNIPERO (4)
4. MEN AGAINST FIRE (5)
5. NOSEDIVE (1)

POWER GAP

900000001. PLAYTEST (2)

>>66754639
i'm good at learning facts and shit at writing essays

i was also fairly convinced it'd be crazy easy to get an A (got >90% on first three exams) so didn't revise at all, ended up getting a U on the final exam haha absolute madman

>>66754681
I have no clue, time is irrelevant to me (until spring) and my phone changes for me.

>>66754678
>if you think trannies are the least of society's problems then you're mentally ill
Yes, you go first, Rasheed.

he is so succesful >>66754683

*slides a sneaky hand down your panties*

oh you like that don't you, you little slut?

real is a flat circle

>>66754718
Can't say i do, Derek

Cant
Say
I
Do

>>66754683
>i am very successful

Janny is here, lads.

>david thewlis poster
autistic runt

>>66754693
No worries lad

I should have got an A in Biology but my school submitted the wrong coursework and I missed out by 3 marks.

tiem not's rael

>>66754709
Hang yourself.

englich: a
mats: a
histori: a

i am smart much than all you

>>66754708
Your phone only changes once per year, bit weird that you must be a few days ahead of me

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>>66754681
I found this

>>66754747
After you, paki.

>>66754735
Oh just admit it you like the feeling of my sweaty hands against your throbbing dick, I can already feel the blood pulsing through it

>>66754705
>San Junipero not first

Eat shit

enjoying watching the runts struggle to comprehend someone getting good grades

>tfw shit a levels and still doing an only semi-meme course at a jimmy rustler

lol @ yu

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>>66754580
bingo

>>66754614
>tfw this is true aside from your mediocre jawline

>>66754683
>At uni
>Successful

Creasing at you, you naive little runt

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ohhh ahhhhh ihhh ihhh i am smart much than all you uhh uhh

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>>66754718
stop daddy

>>66754760
Hang yourself, you mentally ill freak.

>>66754770
is this the book you cummed in?

reporting you to the library as we speak

>>66754762
needed a wee david lunch lesbo scene

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>masters
>graduated 5 years ago
>earn 21k
>work alongside fucking plebs who don't even know who the prime minister is

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>>66754737
Alri m8

>>66754761
Can't say I do, Derek

>>66754784
Will do after you, smelly paki

>>66754623
mindflayer?

What's with all the arrogant students

Mental that 40% of english kids don't even manage 5 good GCSEs

if the burden of proof is on me to prove time exists I simply cannot do it

what happened to all the merchant navy lads then eh

>>66754806
>thinks "smelly" is equivalent to "mentally ill psycho that wants children to commit suicide"
Hang yourself.

>>66754767
What course la

Its not doxxable theres literally hundreds of people on each course at each uni

>>66754792
Haha no, I returned that book. It was rubbish anyway, I only got it because the recommended one wasn't available.

the green letters

>>66754817
>what's with all the _____
FOY

>his parents didn't earn >100k each
>he went to a non-selective school
>he got bad A levels and didn't retake
laughing my ass off at your lives

>>66754817
They're behaving like students. Durrrrrrrrrr.

>>66754681
We invented daylight savings time you fucking idiot

>>66754794
>no A levels, no degree
>22 years old
>Earn 48k

Creasing at students in this thread

>>66754817
they're easy to spot aren't they

that arrogance can only come from someone who has never been told "no" or failed at anything before. they'll learn the lesson eventually

thinking about quantum linear superposition of all the possible positions to fuck you're mom's

>>66754781
>>66754804
*rips your dress down*

*spins you around*

Hope you've been doing your prep with that plug I gave you last week!

>>66754794
I have no education and I make six figures.

I had to starve before I learned how to job search, but you really aren't trying if you have a master's and work such a shit job.

>>66754819
Not even sure how this is possible

I literally didn't go to lessons and I got 12 A*-Bs

>>66754827
there's literally 3 people doing my course at my uni

>>66754824
>thinks being a paki is actually respectable
I'm right behind you, Tariq.

>>66754844
what occupation?

the old democrat party was /pol/ in the real life
-racist
-shitlords
-KKK

Food for thought: I got more As at A level than at GCSE

>>66754819
these people are certainly able to form a valid opinion and then vote on complex political issues such as britain's membership of the eu however

>>66754836
>Retaking A Levels
Protip: Good unis only care about your grades on the first attempt. Who cares that you took twice as long to get the same grade as some other kid?

>>66754840
you can keep it

>>66754865
>If I keep calling him a paki then maybe that will deflect away from me being a mentally ill tranny freak that wants children to kill themselves
Hang yourself.

>>66754840
Calm down, Tyrone.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3LUBKRY4rQ

why wasn't I good enough for her lads

why did she get bored of me

i thought she loved me

>come over tomorrow night!!!!!
shan't be doing this

>>66754879
>implying they even look at your application if you don't have the grades
lel
admittedly everyone did retakes when i applied to uni

>>66754836
Went to a comp in one of the most deprived areas in the country, parents earned under 50k between them, went to a rustler group uni to do STEM

I win.

>>66754705
San Junipero
Nosedive
Hated in the Nation
Shut up & Dance
Playtest
Men against Fire

>>66754901
why not

personally feel like I am flowing along the second dimension and not the "fourth"

hey faggots

can someone post that "family pic" with England, Scotland and whatnot where the metalhead child is the USA

>>66754867
I was in IT but now I'm in management

>>66754742
fucks sake

would have been gutted if that was me

still, we both turned out alright, d-didn't we? haha

>>66754867
Daddys boy

>>66754916
zero personality and also the no eyebrow part put me off her for good

>>66754908
yeah but you're poor and your rents have no connections for you to exploit

>>66754921
haha yeah someone do it

>>66754878
they still comprise 40% of your country's population you loathsome little bacterium. are you implying your government should ignore the voice of 24 million people?

really liked the "theme" of san junipero but i didn't find the story particularly engaging or emotional

are all the people who rate it 1st waifufags?

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>personally feel like I am flowing along the second dimension and not the "fourth"

>>66754859

I have a shit personality. I'm cold and aloof, I have major panic disorder and self medicate heavily. I think I'm better than everyone even though I hate myself. At my previous job I used to drink a hip flask of whisky every lunchtime in the toilets and sometimes smoke a joint,

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>>66754921
You mean The Young Ones?

*leaves thread whispering london bridge is falling down"

business idea: an enlightened democracy in the fashion of plato's philosopher king

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Serbia is...........my best ally here in 4chan

>I have no education and I make six figures.

What is the point of lying in the Internet

Who are you trying to please

These people do not care

>>66754878

>tfw masters and voted out

Just don't like brown people desu.

>>66754888
>paki getting mad cos no one likes pakis
Right after you, Amir.

>>66754938
It's not over yet lad.

ever wonder why 4chan is bankruptured, it is because of me and the colossal bonuses I make for optimising user satisfaction on 5 boards at the same time

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Just missed out on losing my virginity lads

>>66754945
the government has the ability to manipulate most of the population

their votes are meaningless

how can they even begin to have any understanding of what they're voting for when they don't know how to think?

I slapped my tummy

>>66754908
>went to Bedminster Down school in Bristol, which has a 40% "five good GCSEs or equivalent"
>Parents earned less than 30k between them
>22 y/o earning 48K

I win

>>66754941
Don't need connections when you've got

>>66754948
i rate it first and only slightly because lezzers

it was the most positive of the new series, loved the look of the town and sheeit and enjoyed the slow reveal of what was going on

watched it with a pleb who didn't realise what was happening until they literally showed the person putting the device on

>>66754975
>If I keep calling him a paki then maybe that will deflect away from me being a mentally ill tranny freak that wants children to kill themselves
Hang yourself.

would make 6 figures but the govt taxes half of my figures so I'm down to 3

the FBI is investigating clinton's emails

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>>66754966
Build wall

(still love you guys nonetheless)

>>66755004
>Bedminster
still you went to bed with a mister so you are objectively a gay

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>>66754986
I did many times before I finally lost it

It'll happen la' don't worry

It sounds like a water melon but it feels like a non-Newtonian liquid

>>66754948
Nah i just liked the aesthetic and that wins out for me when it comes to TV shows

>>66754989
they know what's going on better than you do. their jobs are leaving, wages are staying the same, the cost of living is increasing, they're driving a beat up 20 year old car and live in a run down shanty. they can't have kids because they can't afford them. the list goes on. if they believe leaving the EU will help solve those issues then who can blame them

>>66754917

I have spoken to the gods in the 10th dimension at least a dozen times. They look like highly evolved future humans, they have lion like features and are covered in an incredibly bright exoskeleton. I even managed to translate their names into english, they are the brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns

>>66754973
O&G / offshore can easily get these figures.

I have an uncle who is thick as mince, works in oil exploration and brings home £120k per year. Doesn't pay tax, gets BUPA healthcare paid for and travel expenses.

>representative democracy
this concept confuses and enrages the rorke
at least he's not being trusted to make any big decisions

wow never expected that from my best ally :'(

getting my daily dose of 'gon and 'neux

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>>66754434
>>66754489
>dude ur lying

Imagine being this insecure

lol

sorry for my bad english

>>66755012
>i'm a smelly paki that just wants to be loved
Sorry, everyone hates you.

Let us know when you plan to snap your neck, Ahmed.

How do I become a gigolo

>>66754981
thats keeping me going

that and nice anons like you

>>66755028
lel top post

>>66755068
>If I keep calling him a paki then maybe that will deflect away from me being a mentally ill tranny freak that wants children to kill themselves
Hang yourself until dead.

>>66754316
>shame

>>66755040
What exactly does he do?

>>66755056
>Imagine being this insecure
I'm sure that you can.

>>66754948
The story was one of the better ones. I also put it up there with Nosedive because its theme traces developments we're going to see in our lifetimes. Whereas Men against Fire for example was basically just an exaggerated case of what already happens today.

Didn't sit my A -levels desu

>>66755071
Are you a 9/10 or gay?

just saw the new bridgette jones movie

actually no I didn't

dunno why I felt compelled to say I had

weird huh!

>>66755090
I bet you don't even go to Oxbridge lmao

remember me lads?

>still getting angry about the existence of successful people when clear proof has already been posted
ah yes...envy...the bedmate of the runt...

>>66755056
If only there was some way to take a screencap of your transcript online

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the sesh

>>66755119
Haha alri anon haven't see you in a while

i envy you

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>>66754345
you two need to shut up and fuck off

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>tfw to intelligent to participate with the 'banter' on /brit/

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>>66755119
fuck forgot image

I make 6 figures and have no education

It's actually not hard to achieve here if you take up a trade and specialize in a sub-field of it

I know that salaries are significantly lower in Britain than here though

>>66755140
You can hang yourself too.

>>66755150
average salary is higher here

You should message me if
You're actually interested in me, and not just my vagina.

>>66755145
did a jill dando challenge in a club once

>>66755083
>i'm an uncreative, unimaginative hideous paki that has run out of things to post
Yes, that's why you should neck yourself, Ahmed

holy fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ1Udo-BR7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v4hJ27mwDc

>>66754323
A*
A*
A*
in maths/fm/physics
currently doing mechanical engineering at soton
where did it all go so wrong lads?

>>66755150
>and have no education
kek american education lolmao

wished i lived in the states lads

my life goal is to get shot

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>>66755089
Can you answer me

>>66755179
>If I keep calling him a paki then maybe that will deflect away from me being a mentally ill tranny freak that wants children to kill themselves
Hang yourself.

>>66755167
Nah that's bollocks

>>66755181
why soton, you could have come to imperial and made bank

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>>66755179
shut the fuuuck up
no one cares

>>66755102
I'm not gay and not sure about the other. A colombian girl called me a beautiful boy once.

yeahh woww six figures with no education is sooo easy dude

snap back to reality you cretins. you'll end up in jobcentre unless you're that lucky 0.01%. even having a masters can leave you working in starbucks for years

this isn't 1980

>>66755181
You got to do Football Manager at A-level? Well jealous.

>>66755036
>they know what's going on better than you do
how can they? we're talking about people who can't comprehend what x is in 2x-1=0. people who failed at explaining what religion a sikh is. people who weren't able to state what year ww2 started. people who don't know how to use the v=ir equation. im not being hyperbolic here, to get a C at GCSE requires that sort of level of understanding.

how can these people have formed an opinion on such a complicated issue without being influenced by people in power with billions of pounds and cutting edge sociological techniques employed to control their minds?

>their jobs are leaving, wages are staying the same, the cost of living is increasing, they're driving a beat up 20 year old car and live in a run down shanty. they can't have kids because they can't afford them
yes for sure
>if they believe leaving the EU will help solve those issues then who can blame them
im not blaming them for it

but they absolutely do not know what they are voting for.

>>66755035
do you like stranger things?

>>66755188
me to and live the cuckening ifestyle with my 350 pounder whopper wife

maybe meet you in america friend

many democrats are supporting donald trump wow

>>66755112
Neither do you.

>>66755150
>take up a trade and specialize in a sub-field of it
give an example lid

>>66755150
>1,500.00 a year

>>66755209
Imperial is expensive like nothing else, Cambridge wouldn't have me and soton is the closest 'good' uni to my home desu

there are some people here cleverer than me, I got 3rd in my cohort last year behind two people who got 90% and 88%, overall it's not bad but you do have to sometimes do group projects with people who got BBC and in through clearing :/

also >tfw no gf

>>66755094
>tfw wasn't allowed to stand up in the exam room

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>this will trigger /brit/

>>66755221
>you'll end up in jobcentre unless you're that lucky 0.01%

What the fuck are you even on about you meldramtic prick?

>i am really successful because i go to an ex-poly and study performance arts

Kek

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once watched this treehouse of horror segment muted with a song on top but I've forgotten the song would have been nice to recreate the moment

>>66755283
meme university

>>66755283
loool m8 suicide soon

>>66755283
the lack of timestamp does indeed annoy me, you are correct

the MI6 is here!!! :s

>>66755283
/brit/ has literally never been triggered when you've posted about going there previously

why yes there are 10 anons who didn't go to school and went straight into a nice $100,000 job without any problem

>>66755283
That's a generic image mate, i've seen it loads of times before

>>66755258
Electricians. Work offshore on the rigs. 4 weeks on, 4 weeks off.

>>66755317
I went to uni and now I do nothing

haha

>>66755312
tell me about bane
why does he wear the mask

haha whats the mexican foreign intelligence agency called

>>66755230
I've been put off by the amount of normies going on about it on twitter tb h.

Would you recommend it?

>>66755145
forgot about her completely haha

why was she killed anyway? heard it was some yugo that did her in, but he was clearly just an assassin so had nothing to do with the balkan wars

>>66755260
we all pay £9k and you can find a cheap enough runt hovel to stay in

you leave with pretty much the same debt and we've got city banks and consultancy firms sucking arse to get grads from here.

attained a nice level of drunkness

the thread feels really fast

fuck off MI6

i like to make a ruckus. really love raising hell. im a rapscallion. i go mental sometimes. i cause trouble. im a rabble rouser. im queer. im gay. im homosexual. im a poof, im a poofter, im a ponce. im a bumboy, battyboy, backside artist, buggerer, im bent. i am that arsebandit. i lift those shirts. im a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. i dine at the downstairs restaurant, i dance at the other end of the ballroom. im moses and the parting of the red cheeks. i fuck and am fucked. i suck and am sucked. i rim them and wank them, and every single mans had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert.

>>66755202
>thinks being a paki is admirable
rope time, Sadiq.

>>66755351
do you rate pogba?

>>66755353
>If I keep calling him a paki then maybe that will deflect away from me being a mentally ill tranny freak that wants children to kill themselves
Hang yourself.

>>66755150
meme degrees have no value these days

unless you're a literal genius and graduate valedictorian then you're better off learning a trade

>>66755258
Finish carpenter

CISEN... esta aqui...

>>66755348
fast is a moby strip

yeah mate went to cambridge and did a masters. in starbucks now

whats that? bob down the road makes £200,000 a year and didn't even do his GCSEs? mental mate

>>66755230
Whereas you obviously are operating on a different level, seeing clearly the manipulation foisted onto those mindless drones.. Lol you're absolutely laughable to be perfectly honest. Fuck off

>>66755336
same i take anti depressants and go to a therapist tho

>>66755365
dont rate that gimmick desu
what did pogba do to deserve such hate

>>66755347
more debt due to using maintenance loan

southampton isn't too bad, had an internship after my first summer, should have another internship this summer at a nameless large defense contractor

Anyone who doesn't go to Oxford or Cambridge kindly cease posting cheers

LOL didn't know that we have an intelligence agency hahaha, thanks MI6!!

>>66755343
it has an excellent 80's aesthetic not too dissimilar to san junepiro so yes absolutely

https://youtu.be/Aw93X7b8PfE


LOUIS SHADES ON GOT DAMN CANT SEE SHIT

heard a guy did a couple of trades then acquired bill gates's life

>>66755375
What is a "meme" degree?

i rate frimpong but not pogba #dench

>>66755373
>is a paki
>on /brit/
>thinks people like him
>still hasn't necked himself

Hurry up, Farouq

heard mark down the road did plumbing in college now he makes billions

>>66755411
I'll give it a go desu

Not usually a fan of normie shows though

>>66755375
t. school of hard knocks / life

>>66755422
Travel & Tourism

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>>66755030
I don't what I could have done, we were walking home and I said "my place is this way" and she said was like "my place is this way" and she just walked of and we parted ways

Was there something I was supposed to say

>>66755429
>If I keep calling him a paki then maybe that will deflect away from me being a mentally ill tranny freak that wants children to kill themselves
Hang yourself by the neck until dead.

/brit/ with lights on > /brit/ with lights off