You wake up in Australia 1500s

*immediately kills self*

>>66751997
>being a kangaroo
>BOING BOING BOINGing every place

Wander until I die. If I find some abbos instead of dying then I can impregnate one and get some white genes in there early.

>Die of heat
>Die of thirst
>Die of starvation
>Die of aborigines
I don't even think the world knew there was a massive landmass in the south

Bush rave

What were pingas in the 1500s

find the nearest shipwrecked dutch explorer and repair his ship with my excellent knowledge of repairing ships

>>66751997
>tries to travel to liveable zones
>jumped by emus
>killed by abos
>left to die of heatenings and thirst

There is a really cool story about something like this from around the late 1700s. I have always wanted to read his book.

> An escaped convict or mutinous sailor runs away from the British
> wonders the scrub on the brink of death
> passes out in a clearing, waiting to die
> turns out that clearing was an Aboriginal cemetery
> they've never seen a white man before, assume he's a ghost
> nurse him back to heath, assume he forgot their language when he died and now he only speaks ghost language, so they give him lessons
> basically treat him like a living saint, it's not every day you meet a ghost after all
> years later they make contact with the poms, he serves as translator and shows the poms how to find water, what you can eat etc.

Sounds comfy 2bf

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>>66752434
Sounds coold ţbh i bet he fucked plenty them abo bitches

>>66752180
Fermented spit

>>66752592
God gave them to him m8, you know he did.

>>66752434
I found him

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Buckley_(convict)

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>>66752712
Thats scripture

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>>66752592
>>66752712
He had at least two Aboriginal wives, and almost certainly a daughter by one of them.[10] One of these is said to have been killed by the tribe for preferring an Aboriginal man; but it is also reported that Buckley said he gave her up in order to prevent unrest among the men; preferring to stay alive and to "return to the simple life".

I fell in love with an Aboriginal girl on the Internet.
But I don't want to move to Australia.
wat do

>>66753300
Topo

>>66753300
Get her to move to you, realize that there's no chemistry between you once you're on the same continent, she'll start to resent you because she left everything to be with you, and all you want to do is sit on the Internet all day, she'll go home and you'll be broken forever

Talking to himself again. Pathetic.

>>66751997
I would insemnate every abo slut I can