/brit/

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>he uses any form of social media

plymouth

mates cousins with julian ahaha mental

pirates.............

LOVE a comfy listen to alan watts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlNVQ-_y4-0

http://www.strawpoll.me/11534127

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>>66751994
I thought /brit/ was the normalfag general?

Why aren't you all out partying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vx3_2ks5qQ

Is this the best thing since vaporwave?

>>66752035
>he doesn't realise 4chan is social media

>>66751979
don't know, maybe they will but if they have they didn't care.


I saw one of them pop up on FB suggestion which means she probably looked me up but she still agreed on a date.

>>66752035
you're using one right now

Nova Scotia was an extra in season 4 of trailer park boys

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

man can't even get a message seen

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had sex with a disposable bint tonight but it only intensified my longing for a proper cuddle-all-night gf

>>66752074
went out last night

cba to go out again, even though my friend want to

>>66752074
the only people who spam /brit/ is a normie general are the 16 year olds that infest it at 5pm - 12am

made an EXCELLENT cup of tea just now lads

probably one of the best I've ever had

We're the Renegades of Funk

>he doesn't realise /brit/ is a normie general

>>66752086
>FB suggestion

Wait can people tell if you've looked at their account?

I've literally stalked everyone I know using a sockpuppet account of a Jew from Tel Aviv lmao

Bath is just a bloody lovely town

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garlic bread?

>>66752146
Glad to hear it

>>66752100
cousin was unironically an extra

>>66752146
might do the same tbqh

>>66752138
t. autistic potato

>>66752157
i wouldnt call anyone on 4chan a normie desu

Just got seenzoned by jordan on facebook

>>66752086
>Facebook
Leave

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Just installed this meme mod for the first time, who should I play as?

business idea: Plymouth, Britain's ocean city

>>66752086
Shit

Might have to get myself a Tinder account then

How come your friends with Facebook didn't find it?

>>66752158
of course, you show up in the recommended people

they'll only notice if they recognise you though, I always get random faces showing and never notice. it was only because she matched me on tinder.

>>66752100
>>66752173
unironically hope you two reddit flag fuckers die in a fire tonight

>>66752173
ahh yes, your 'cousin' *winks*

Mate's just got a really nice gf from Brazil that he met at uni

Me? Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahha fuck all hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>66752199
>reviewbrah bg
nice

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>>66752089
>>66752082
hmmm

i disagree

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>>66752157
A normie general that isn't going out or getting laid on a Saturday night apparently

>>66752199
Crusader states with the Kingdom of Heaven soundtrack playing in the background

>>66752199
Cunts removed Ireland in 6.1

>>66752221
seriously
apparently she got sexually harassed by randy lmao

>>66752215
I used a different last name, country and profile pic. I also made all the tinder pics private and didn't add anyone.

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Fat people NEED to be euthanised. Should be held in the same contempt as ethnics and foreigners that

Hannah's bright red fanny lips on babestation

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has anyone here ever had a woman sit on his face? is it nice?

>>66752217
Oh good

Didn't have a clue people could tell. They'll probably just think it was some random unless they all tell each other.

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money is the schrodingers cat of economics

business idea: Torbay, the English Riviera

>>66752302
holy shit i want to punch you in the face now

>>66752280
its alri

>>66752277
its a pretty sad state of affairs when the leading cause of death is due to eating too much
people are greedy cunts

>>66752270
Wait so it didn't strike any of your matches as weird that your facebook didn't have the same person or name as you?

every year I've missed the clocks going back

I look away for a second and when I look back it's gone back

not this time

Recently rediscovered all of the Moonman songs lads and the humour is so simple but so hilarious I'm absolutely howling

Getting ready to travel back in time lads

>>66752368
youre quite simple yourself arent you

I EAT JON

ITS WHAT I DO

TIME TO KICK ODIE OFF THE TABLE

YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT

YOU STUPID MUTT

>>66752339
No, on my tinder I have my uni and first name and pictures of me. When they search "firstname, university" obviously they can see my real FB profile and my tinder one doesn't show up.

It's odd for anyone to bother though, and this one was already paranoid beforehand (she wanted a pic of my face and shit).

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>lads

>>66752335
And some of them have the nerve to try and garner sympathy because they develop conditions like diabetes. Get to fuck you fat fucks. It's all self inflicted and I couldn't give a shit about them

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>tfw alone forever

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>>66752277
>watching a fat girl wanking on a phone video she recorded herself
>realise they are lonely and spend their time wanking just like you do

>>66752277

yeah i'm physically repulsed by the sight of them. and the women especially have such a victim complex.

i sit opposite a fatty at work, not morbidly obese but could do with losing 3 stone and like all women she constantly claims to be on a diet. one week she had KFC for lunch one day, then chippy the next, then Mcdonalds, and I just joked to her, "what about the diet eh", she was in a mood for days afterwards.

comes in with a salad and sarcastically says "trying not to be such a fatarse as you love to remind me". fucking fat women they do my nut in

>>66752416
Oh right

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me on the left

>go go power rangers!

>>66752437
yeah, fuck off to r9k already you massive wet blanket

saw this girl last night (friday night) and she wants to meet up later today (sunday) fucking rrreeeeeeeeeeee

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>>66752439
Wish a fat woman would do my nuts in

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>>66752439
>"trying not to be such a fatarse as you love to remind me"

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>>66752437
iktf Irishbro

We're in this together brother

too scared to message anyone on POF

>>66752468
How is this bad

Get on it lad

>>66752468
who the fuck organises a meet up on a Sunday?

Is she retarded?

Anyone else's mates at parties at the moment lads
I would go but fuck halloween
Also fuck normies

>>66752460
no

>>66752489
dont even really care about sex or that its a companian I want

>>66752439
why do people eat note when they exercise less? If i stop exercising, I cut down on calories massively so I don't get fat haha

>>66752506
I hear unsolicited dick pics are a sure thing

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What's the most radical centrist position you hold?

>Sadiq Khan
Rasheed
>Anjem Choudary
Rorkesheed
>Maajid Nawaz
Bizarro Rasheed
>Raheem Kassam
Bizarro Rorkesheed
>Amer Hussain
Radical Centristsheed

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>>66752539
>mates
you're the normie one "mate"

Know a fat bastard who weighed 23 stone and got himself down to 16, but now I reckon he's probably back up to about 25

Fatties are mentally ill imo

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>anxiety is so bad I haven't checked my phone in 3 weeks
>haven't checked my uni email in 4 months

Want anything from the chippy lads?

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>friend put himself pissing in an alleyway (knob visible) on his snapchat story

howling, definitely a mistake

>>66752618
tell him his willy is rubbish

>>66752588
>normie for having friends
This isn't r9k cunt

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>Imperial Russia used to look like Victorian Britain
>Soviets came and ruined it all

howling

>>66752610
fish and chips mate, cod if they've got thanks

x

>>66752539
Asked my only m8 and he said he was staying in to work

Pretty sure he was lying ngl

>>66752582
We should NOT bomb ISIS in Syria because it's much safer for Assad to do it himself.

>>66752636
Salt and vinegar lad?

>>66752582
The working classes should be euthanised and replaced with middle-class Indians

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>aaa haven't gotten off in MONTHS... hey stephen do you think maybe i cou-

>absolutely not, no

>come on just close your eyes you wont even feel it

>

would you let your mate fuck your leg hole if he was desperately dry?

>>66752633
fuck off chad

>>66752610
just get me a bullet mate

love sloths me

>>66752618
Post pics

>>66752605
>haven't checked my phone in three weeks

Your battery life must be mental

>>66752539
>mates

I've only got a few mates and we contact each other maximum once a week.

We all live in different cities.

That's how I like it anyway--fits my personality. But I do get tired of people asking me what I'm doing this evening, this weekend etc. When I tell them I have no plans they act like I must be depressed or something. All of them fail to understand that I just, usually, prefer to spend my time alone reading, watching films. gaming, working out, playing guitar, coding etc.

Fucking normies

>>66752663
yup, be generous with it

x

>>66752675
You want salt and vinegar on it?

>>66752618
HUGE mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9OOH2M93A

murderous choon

>>66752654
Good man, hopefully no more refugees as well.

>>66752618
He's not gonna have a good time with the boss on Monday now lol

Only used benzos on 8 days this month, lowest frequency of the year

>>66752582
We should not bomb ISIS because they make HD videos so i can watch Muslims killing each other to the sounds of banging nasheeds from the comfort of my bedroom.

>>66752586
Poley is a very unique kind of paki, I'll give him that

>>66752731
>autism drawing
nah

>>66752618
screaming

my mate once put up a story of another mate racking lines of coke hahaha

>>66752696
Nowt wrong with solitude, I get that
I'm also forced to be around people bc job and education
Most days I'd rather be alone

>>66752745
>tfw Hillary will fuck that up for me

Might get 20 chicken mcnuggets for lunch

>>66752638
He definitely was lad

Should probably find yourself another friend to leech a social life off

>>66752696
Rejecting society leads to unhappiness. Rejecting other humans makes you lonely. It's a choice

>>66752753
same, hovered over it to check and just left it

>>66752582
the uk should remain within the single market

>>66752582
cutting taxes on the rich doesn't work because they don't pay taxes anyways

currently pooing my knickers

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did a ponder

The opening bit of This Charming Man always makes me feel tb h

Don't even know why

>>66752753
>>66752792
shallow automata

>>66752605
iktf to lesser extents

>>66752582
Gay marriage should be made illegal again.

Heterosexual marriage should also be made illegal.

Enforced civil partnerships.

man ER has been uploading like an absolute boss recently
very glad

>>66752784
had a medium meal + 20 chicken nuggets once

wanted to roll on the floor crying from pain

>>66752843
She was absolutely perfect up until the whole Eastern Europe thing

>>66752843
>what I'm doing with my life
>making dildos

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI3wN9-KxlM

good dubstep

so it's 2am but it's actually 1am? is that right?

Really want a car just so I can go idly driving around at night, go on road trips at the weekend, sit outside drive through Starbucks and Maccies eating at 1AM and listening to music

is that sad

shouts outs to the asmr mandem
mana gettin dem tingles yana

>>66752582
tony blair did nothing wrong

>>66752952
hope I meet you in the street so I can smash your fucking cucknadian head in

had hitler (the 'saviour of the white race') actually won the war, he was going to have import shitloads of turks, or some other third world non-whites, to rebuild Germany

must be quite difficult to find a pure aryan master race adonis wiling to clean toilets and rebuild the roads for a pittance

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the gf

>>66752582
4chan janitors should be paid for every /brit/ thread made before page 8 that they delete

just want someone to cuddle with

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>ephemeral rift

just watched the computer clock go from 1.59 to 1.00

time eh
what will it do next

>>66752991
[citation needed]

Had to go into a threw shop the other day and ask to get the adult content filter removed from my number

Humiliating stuff

is the icelandic hobbit here?

>>66752989
forgot that americans don't know what dubstep is

>>66752891

watched a mate eat 40 mcnuggets and he only weighs about 10 stone

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>1 o clock again

>>66753036
have the clocks gone back????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa9brPtlg_A&feature=youtu.be

>>66752776
I'm forced to be around people too. Not that I'm shit at socialising or making friends, I just usually don't want to. I'm not awkward in social situations. Just hate the fact I have to work in an open plan office and I'm forced to talk to people about shit on a daily basis. I'm in a shared house at the moment, stresses me out to no end. Before this I was in a studio. I'm going to pay about £400 more per month just so I can live on my own again.

I know Myers-Briggs is a meme, but I seem to be INTJ personified (as do many people on 4chan)

>>66752788
Yeah I'm concious of this. I live in zone 1 of London and work in Whitehall so I'm not going to be rejecting society anytime soon. I suppose I do reject a lot of other humans, but the only loneliness I've ever felt is lack of gf loneliness. I was unemployed on JSA and housing benefits for over a year when I was 19 and the only people I spoke to were my mum and dad once every few months. I was quite happy then really.

Sometimes I think I'd like to chuck it all in for a life of total solitude again. But I want to have lots of children and contribute to society, so I can't really do that.

>>66753015
>tfw jannies would encourage thread wars to raise their wages

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do people really believe the holocaust happened?

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TIME DOESN'T EXIST

>>66753079
see time of
>>66752997
and
>>66753015

time is a social construct

>>66753067
ah yes, but canadians on the other hand, dubstep geniuses
take a fucking look at yourself

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>do people really believe the holocaust happened?

>>66753040

it's not a very efficient system
the online system to get it unfiltered simply doesn't work for me

>>66753100
there is no debate

i invented time 6 months ago as a matter of fact, check the archives if you dont believe me

Lad I went to school with made a film and it won an award at some Yank festival

may off meself

>>66753076
wow ... didn't see that coming

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la

what does time smell like?

>>66752991
>what are slavs

The plan was enslave Russia's population as well as annex it's land.

dont think its worth it

>>66753158
bags of sand

>>66753036
Fuck, missed it doing a piss

What am I like

time? completed it mate

>>66753100
it's well documented by literally every reputable historian throughout the world and only challenged by fringe elements who often dabble in Hitler admiration and document forging

>got home at 5:30 in the morning
>neighbour has his fucking mower going at 11

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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there are three time dimensions as well as three spatial ones

wooooooooah I looked at the clock a second ago and could've sworn it was ten to 2

trippppyy

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apologize

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>>66753122
as you know canadian culture is vastly different from american culture :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Uh1IP1yTQ

>>66753089
Get the shite about socialising with numpties, I'm an INTJ meme myself

I do have a few close friends who I actually like spending time with though.

WTF its 1 am

>>66753155
lol

it's really easy to trigger yanks haha

>>66753221
The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.

>>66753221
>apologize

foy

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>personalitycafe.com

INTJ just doesn't mean you are introverted, it means you are a loner and you absolutely do not care. Some people sit in there rooms and wish they had friends, but as an INTJ I really don't have that desire. I sit in the caf by myself almost every day out of pure choice. My roommates will ask me to join them, and I'll have to kindly decline their invitation. It's not just a want, it's a need to be alone. I see you fake-ass wanna-be INTJs sitting with friends every day in the caf. You want to find the real INTJs?--you look for the loners, the loners that love being loners. Look for the loners who are so into reading their book humans no longer seem to exist.

>>66753089
wow...
what a long post...
would like to inform you i won't be reading any of it
salu2

love micho kaku books

Oh mother of pearl
So so semi-precious
In your detached world
Oh mother of pearl
I wouldn't trade you
For another girl
Oh mother of pearl
I wouldn't trade you
For another girl
Oh mother of pearl
I wouldn't trade you
For another girl

>>66753252
I can't even squat 90 kg

fuck my life

why bother lifting when there will always be people 10x stronger than you ?

>INTJs

literal billy-no-mates autists

who charming roguish /ENTP/ cage rattler here?

>>66753158
chicken salt and chips

>>66753335
all me

I am the Briggs from Myers-Briggs

>tfw INTJ so don't need friends
>still need a gf, the only way to get one is to meet through friends

Fucks sakes

>these bitter atheists insisting Jesus didn't exist

pretty sure the guy actually existed, regardless of whether or not he was magic

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>>66753275
>>66753276
look at this and say me you are not sorry

>>66753398
bet he was magic though

they wouldn't have made such a fuss over him if he wasn't

Yes lads the fucking clocks went back isnt it amazing
Now fuck up

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>>66753404
I am not sorry

>>66753404
they deserved it

https://soundcloud.com/othercide-records/cooh-core-ashes

choon so hard it isn't on the 'tube

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JUST WANT AN ABNORMIE GF

SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE FIT

JUST HAS TO BE LIKE ME

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>>66753398
jesus was the trump of his time

>>66753404
me you are not sorry

>>66753285
>caf

what did he mean by this?

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>>66753155

>>66753436
Bit blasphemous

>>66753436
delete this image mate

>>66753404
mess with the best and burn like the rest

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>>66753313

well at least you're not taking decades off your life by a) weighing 26 stone and b) taking boatloads of steroids

all for a shitty meme sport nobody cares about

olympic weightlifting is a different matter though, love those guys

you have the potential to squat far more than 90kg, you just need to unlock that potential

>>66753033
haha you know it

fav channel?

>>66753398
He was a jewish anti-roman rebel who also happened to be a cult leader tb h

Amazing how out of control the meme got. I mean compared to Muhammad, Jesus literally did fuck all in his lifetime.

>>66753476
are you aware the oly guys take steroids too?

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>>66753423
>>66753428
>>66753437
>>66753475
god will punish you for your crimes one day, anglos. you just watch

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I've unplugged from the matrix

I've broken the conditioning

I've looked inside schrodingers boz

>>66753258
Same, three lads that are completely self-reliant and give no thought to the fact that we might not have spoken in months. Never seen any of us get emotional now I think about it. But we share life advice when it comes up and help as much as possible. Friends for life really.

I'm miserable

Girl on my course died lads

Her mum died a year ago.

She looked after her mum her whole life

And then she died a year later.

What a life

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>>66753404
krauts could never handle a bit of light-hearted banter

>>66753522
how'd she die

cucks the lot of you

>>66753488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIrVY2xlnAA
i only watch patrician asmr for woke individuals such as myself

>you're cunt
>can you land a moving kickflip?

>>66753499

Obviously but at least they're on the world stage, and in the case of shitholes like iran and turkey etc, go home as heroes

powerlifters lift in front of about 50 people and maybe get a few thousand views on youtube. nobody outside of a small internet community will ever hear about them because their sport is ugly and boring.

>>66753543
Aids

>>66753404
chat shit get banged

>>66753508
Fuck you Jerry

Fuck you for tearing down our glorious empire

we could be exploring the galaxy by now

-slips on a white tommy hilfiger embroided logo tee, some slim blue jeans and brown leather shoes-
-combs hair to one side-
-begins pre drinking with simon, absolute legend-
Ready to make my life into a movie

>>66753514
Wish I had INTJ m8s tb h

My closest m8 is an ESFJ and he can be a right spastic sometimes

Only downside to not having a lot of friends is not getting a gf. Honestly would not mind having no friends if I had one.

>>66753582
where we headed tonight mate

could demolish you all

business idea: shotgun that fires shot with super miniature nuke bombs inside the shells
>>66753404
could not care less

>>66753543
Fuck knows, they didn't tell us

Probably topped herself I reckon

>>66753603
gonna take some selfies in the ivy

>>66753623
pretty shit ay

>>66753221
hmm
No.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3_QY3xsLQNI

(unironically watch this video quite often haha, I've begun to associate the bombing of Dresden with a catchy dance jam)

>>66753623
if you had asked her out on a date she probably would have killed herself early because the only person to ask her out was a creepy loser

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Who here /infp/

need a new thread

New show on CBBC is about a transgender 11 year old

What the fuck happened to Shaun the Sheep and Prank Patrol?

Feel like I got old lads

>>66753667
who took this picture?

>>66753678
I'll kill you irl m8

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>>66753601
Yeah desu I sometimes force myself to go out so that I can meet new girls and hopefully get a gf. But 90% of the people I meet on a night out I wouldn't want to know for longer than a few hours and a quick shag.

Ironically the fittest girls I've been with have approached me, rather than the other way round, and it's usually when I've prioritised everything else I'm doing at the time over trying to find a gf. Apparently I'm 'mysterious and impossible to read', and apparently that's sexy

>>66753647
hahaha mentalist!

>>66753681
>watching telly
turbo runt

>>66753691
Tim with the timer setting on his camera you spacker

>>66753662
She wouldn't have. I am completely out of her league, being honest here. I have low standards, but not that low.

>>66753718
sure it wasn't aliens?

prepare to have your synaptic dendrites flooded with sodium ions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrocausality

some runt at uni keep reserving the book I've borrowed and forcing me to return them

might have to go and kill him lads

>>66753725
VERY, now get lost

the australian...
>>66753651

>>66753733
if you're interested in this stuff then give gravity's rainbow a read

aside from the scat porn and indecipherable ramblings and innumerable characters it's very interesting

>>66753522

I have not had a death close to me since my grandad in 1999. My great gran died in 2009 at the age of 94 but I didn't consider her at all close.

No immediate family, no cousins, uncles, aunts, friends, no colleagues or even ex-colleagues have died, as far as I know not a single person from my school year has died and I left 10 years ago.

Feel VERY unprepared for a sudden death.

>>66753808
the biggest fear i have of my mother or my sister dying is that i won't be sad

>>66753702
When I'm drunk and chatting to girl on a night out I try too hard to be friendly and normal. Fucked me up loads of times where I've been overly honest and creeped them out. They never say anything or try and move away, but I can tell.

But then if you aren't friendly they assume you aren't interested and move on anyway.

Fucking annoying.

I don't meet girls other than on nights out when I'm drunk so I've kind of catch 22'd myself.

>>66753658
>that beat for every bomb dropped

musically and memeically impressive

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>>66753551

nice to see someone on my wavelength

>alt-right/trumpfags unironically fall for every trap set for them and respond in the most retarded ways imaginable

follow PJW for this reason only. Milo and Sargon at least seem to know when to laugh it off

>>66753404

I am so sorry that we burned 30,000 white civilians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82U370CBync

the white race tried to commit suicide twice, they failed. now they're doing it by a different method and this time we will succeed.

>>66753835
what are you referring to

>>66753808
I've never had a death of someone close to me.

Literally unironically had to stop myself from laughing at my grans funeral when my cousin started crying. Remember him turning to me and I just put my face in my hands and pretended to sob when actually I was creasing hard.

>>66753856
paul joseph watson i assume. he's a bit dim. i looked on his twitter once and he fell for the "new angle of the clinton collapse" thing. which was just a mirror of the video zoomed out. i guess that's what he's talking about

>>66753853
hans, you have to GO BACK

>>66753870
Congrats on being an emotional cripple

>>66753681

Cultural marxism is a silly conspiracy theory remember

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>>66753808
>Parents split up when I was 12
>Uncle (my mum's closest brother) died when I was 14
>English paternal granfather died when I was 15
>Older brother died when I was 19
>English paternal grandmother died when I was 20
>Italian maternal grandfather died 3 months ago
>Italian maternal grandmother has been a veg for the past three years

Just glad my younger sister and neither of my parents have died yet.

Lots of death, lads

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>I've never had a death of someone close to me.
>Literally unironically had to stop myself from laughing at my grans funeral when my cousin started crying. Remember him turning to me and I just put my face in my hands and pretended to sob when actually I was creasing hard.

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>Literally unironically had to stop myself from laughing at my grans funeral when my cousin started crying.

>>66753889
doubt he cares

he's in it for the money

>>66753835
the Alt-Right figureheads are honestly a barrel of laughs. especially the InfoWars lot

Molyneux however... Is a bit scary. Once you learn a bit about his background, his website, his DEFOO ideology, and the scandals surrounding him, his creepy sociopath demeanour becomes a lot creepier. He's the only Alt Rightist that I unironically think is mentally unhinged to some degree

fucking stop talking about death you cunts

>>66753923
post the $1 donation video, runt

>>66753915
>>66753918
Wasn't even saying it to be edgy

I was fucking terrified someone would notice.

>>66753923
guarantee you're a paki

m8s mum is gonna be mad at me for not showing up to her wedding in the middle of nowhere today. Just couldn't be bothered to put a suit on and waste the day not drinking in the middle of nowhere where I couldn't take uber home.

used to give it to her on the low lol she was a freak with it

>>66753923
>alt-right
stopped reading there

the alt right is a meme term for a bunch of scattered memers and some fringe celebrities try to hijack it

>>66753786

It's definitely on my reading list, but it probably won't get read before 2020. Already got ~80 unread books in my room and 600+ on the amazon wishlist

Whenever I'm sick I like to drink half a bit of a bottle of water left with my germs on it, I've got all sorts of bottles, common cold, flu, tonsillitis, that way if any runt were to drink any of the assorted bottles of water scattered throughout my messy room they'd soon regret it

>>66753923
alex is the best

https://twitter.com/PapaJawnz/status/790066032794755072

people who do graffiti are literally subhuman scum

boy witht eh thorn in his siIIIide

>>66754005
yeah they're retarded but tagging is honestly heaps and heaps of fun

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>>66754005
this is one of my newest works
i'd say it's more 'art' than 'vandalism'

>>66754032
toy

>>66753996
mate, unless you've got MRSA or something all those germs are going to die in like a day and will no longer be contagious.

You fucking thick paddy cunt.

just realized i'm a bit creeped out by the word "transfigure". imagine if you wake up and you're chained to a wall in a dark room, and you cry out asking why you're there and you hear a voice over an intercom say "i will transfigure you"

>>66754047
>>66754032
literal scum

genetic waste

>>66753911

how do you deal with that then? i kind of have a death fixation, i spend many hours in cemeteries. i think if someone close to me died i'd need to heavily sedate myself with benzos and opiates for probably months on end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0C1p5pL01I

>>66753941
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8CM_--di7L8

>>66753960
white, welsh, voted Tory and voted for Brexit
moly is still a sinister cult leader.

>>66753986
I use the term for the fringe celebrities and the trump-obsessed reddit-/pol/ crowd

>>66754051
c'mon little adlay you think you're fuckin mad ay

I think someone is burning incense

what a potent aroma

>>66754005
i have a pen with me at all imes and i write γνῶθι σεαυτὸν in every single bathroom door

just finished one btw, doing a poo

>>66754079
>voted Tory

Cuck

Was 11 when my grandad died and I was stood at the graveside watching the coffin go in, and I didn't care at all. Was peering into the open grave trying to see if I could see anything of grans coffin which went in the ground 20 years prior.

>>66754079
you think you're smart don't you

burning dog shit and boiling piss to make steam outside this runts room

I bet he thinks it's incense or something lmao

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Should NOT have told her I voted for Brexit and UKIP lads

>>66754119
live in a labour area m8, ukip had no chance

what the FUCK is going on in south korea lads?

seems like so me proper barmy shit

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>tfw no preg gf

>>66754170
Absolutely ruined

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>>66754170

>nine months earlier

>>66754137
my experiences in life have given me enough information to assume that I'm of above average intelligence, yeah

>>66754078
I'm naturally not a very outwardly emotional person--everything I do is rational. So, dealing with death is quite a bit easier for me. I know that ultimately we all die and it's just a natural process of life. I also used to read quite a lot of stoic philosophy, which frequently deals with death and loss.

Reminds me I need to finish the book I got half way through a couple of months ago

>>66754170
find a non preggo then do the sex thing in her

kill yourself fucking cuckold >>66754198

>>66754163
Turns out North Korea were the good guys this whole time

>>66754229

>>66754229

>>66754229

new

>>66754198
sauce

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>>66754199
global rule 2