/brit/

absolutely despise everyone single one of you.

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i have hiv

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literally everyone I ran into tonight was dressed as a zombie or some variation of zombie

no imagination

kill yourself fucking scumbag

Reece's birthday is big news in /brit/ tb h

https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/790944295297638401

>>66749708
Hola, yo soy germánico honorario.

normies in bed yet?

mag lad:

el mexicANO has to make it into the magazine

he's been a big story recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAbwo8gPefU

smooth riddims coming through

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ PIRATE

>>66749797
they look like ball bearings

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/792507399097708544

wew lads....

>>66749827
fuck off land luber

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I NEED YOU TO KNOOOOOOW
I WON'T LET GO
(I WON'T LET GO NO NO NO NO)
I'LL BE YOUR LIFELINE TONIGHT
I WON'T LET GO
I'LL BE YOUR LIFELINE TONIGHT
I won't let go

is reece our guy?

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If you haven't read at least 1/3rd of the books on this list then you're an illiterate cunt who should kill yourself.

>>66749827
tengo pelo oscuro pero el sangre de los nazis fluye por mis venas

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Final edition?

>>66749909
>not el mexicANO

>>66749890
>reading
for what purpose?

there are no earthly words that can succinctly quantify how inexplicably fucking awesome I am

>>66749851
It's the normie drug of choice

Lasts ten seconds and does fuck all except give you brain damage

>>66749909
Way too much white space

>>66749832
no we're arriving home from nights out and parties for a segment of drunk shitposting

>>66749929
make you laugh without control and that's it

>>66749928
then why are you here haha

>>66749854
It will just be some people completely unconnected to Clinton talking about winning the black vote.

And no-one will care besides /pol/

>>66749937
Don't know how to fill it without putting too much stuff in

>>66749927

FOY

Gonna have some cereal and then go to sleep

his name is beto

>>66749909
Needs to be mexibean in the middle

>>66749909
Looks shit the first version than this

Poor story aswell

>>66749978
need a big centre piece or occasionally a practically blank page for emphasis

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Is there a difference between welsh, scot and english boipuqq

If so what

>>66749890
>1. Ulysses

Enough to make me stop reading right there. Bunch of snobbish cunts.

the slag game was strong in town tonight lads

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>reading

>>66749978
Just seems like there should be a central image desu

this disgusting fat bitch from work does facebook statuses about which TV shows she's watching.

>>66750006
>>66750025
Might re-do it

>>66750011
why is one naked ?

>>66750011
The Welsh and the Scottish are genetically conditioned to being fucked up the arse

There are so many creative and intelligent lads on /int/ I think we're all going to be just fine in the end. it's just angst

>>66750026
watching the descent atm

lads if you think about it this magazine lark would actually be based if one was made for each months

would be a part of /brit/ history

imagine if mags had been made for brit back in 2013 or something

ahah

>>66750046
banter

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>>66749892
Me and the family ^^

>>66750067
guarantee my black gf gimmick would've made the front cover in at least one of the June, July or August editions of this year

>>66750069
post their willies

I hope everyone here got some type of goal/dream/drive to keep themselves motivated innit haha

got a reply of the mejicANO lads

had a delicious steak for dinner and now this, it's been a good night

Your mum is a motorway
I'm gonna ride her all night long

>>66750053
not so sure about that, there's only a few clever/creative lads on /brit/ and the rest are absolute runts like you

>>66750021

>I don't read books, I'm too busy watching anime and shitposting on 4chan

>>66750014

Thanks for outing yourself as an anti-intellectual plebeian faggot, you may now leave the thread and kill yourself

>>66750125
you are 5'4

absolutely gagging to put you six feet under

>>66750099
No haha just try to avoid thinking about things and hope everything turns out ok in the end

>>66750169
Not a single true word in that post

>>66750125
tis alright i spose...tis not to look at

>>66749890
solid list but nothing more

>>66750014
Ulysses is good

>>66750099
is this an invitation to talk about it?

How do I better cultivate and develop my inner Scot, /brit/?

>>66750157
im neither of the people you replied to but reading is for tryhard plebs and plane/bus journeys and ulysses is for english lit students and is not fun to read for anyone

>>66750154
vicky >>>>>> the rest

also where are these from
post more

lads
what's the biggest number?

>>66750032
https://www.fotojet.com/app.html?entry=creative&category=magazine

>tfw you could beat the shit out of any /brit/ poster without breaking a sweat

>>66750067
This the potential for that gimmick has passed, what couldnhave been

gash by the hour

>>66750229
48

>>66750229

your mum's weight

>>66750157
And you just outed yourself as a lying little shite, nobody would voluntarily read Ulysses for anything but bragging rights. It's a bore.

Also, Finnegan's Wake being on that list is definite proof that it is trash. Laughable. Embarrassing.

>>66750187
I do that for some stuff

>>66750206
as you wish mate. what's your goal in life?

>>66750216
Inject heroin into your penis

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>>66750224

>>66750229
the circumference of my balls

*scrambles 8 eggs for supper*

>>66750196
Did you vote for the pirates today?

>>66750229
69

>>66750275
vicky > nadia > heather > michelle

>>66750095
Can't recall that one desu

>>66750099
have achieved most of them at this point but still depressed and generally hopeless as shit

reckon I could win the fucking euromillions and I'd still be here shitpositng

>>66750275
is far right the bint from american beauty?

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>>66750314
>Michelle last

punch up big man old like 40

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howling

>>66749890
>i did an english lit degree at uni and all its worth is a 4chan meme

ah yes. ulysses is always a telltale sign of this.

>>66750338
michelle is objectively the worst looking m8

>>66750312
1 2 3

>>66750332
aye

>Greater London: Just how black is he?

>>66749974
yes that is your talking point i've heard it dozens of times before

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>>66750364
>michelle is objectively the worst looking m8

>>66750351
fuckin hate communists like him

fuck off to russia

>>66750351
bernie is a crazy mong but he's right

drug companies are just like any other company, their aim is to make profit, its just that their product turns out to be something that is integrated into everyones life, its aim is not to 'make the world a happy place full of rainbows'

don't get gash by the hour rudeboy I get gash by the metre

>>66750389
vicky is the best

they should have limited that list to one book by author

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>used to watch dbz together with friends
>be at a friend's bachelor party with the gang earlier this year
>having some drinks and dances at a strip club
>someone mentions that Dragonball is airing again
>someone else says they brough frieza back
>"but that's stupid, how can he even compete at this level?" says the groom
>I say "frieza is VERY talented, he trained for four months and now he's stronger than Buu"
>groom breaks down laughing and can not stop for the next half an hour
>one of the dancers asks what's wrong with him and the group starts explaining about frieza abd dragonball power creep
>she tries to leave but we pay her for a lap dance just to be able to continue our explanation
>she agrees it's stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlOQbMEICnM

choon

Cheshire: innocent curiosity or an unhealthy obsession?

We spoke to his psychologist on page 23

Just got in lads.

I'm absolutely belted. I hate being lightweight.

7 pints of Guinness and I'm a fucking mess.

Just had a taxi driver talk to me about investing in the stock market. Told him to invest in Samsung and he said that sounded great lmao

>>66750397
of course he's right.
What I'm howling at is the fact he tweeted it as if he's uncovering a revelation.

It's akin to a feminist tweeting "Men judge women based on the way they look"

>>66750476
got deja vu reading this

statistically

>>66750429
Hmm

the self-styled """"Islamic State""""

the industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

nothin wrong with drug companies trying to make some money for their investors

we're not communists now are we lads

is it better to apologise to a girl late at night when she's still up, after she's fallen asleep, or in the morning when she's up?

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>>66750452
seen him perform this live a few weeks ago

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>>66750521

>>66750542
just before she falls asleep

>>66750542
>apologising to women

nice way to show weakness

>>66750351
kind of liked Bernie at the start, but he was the literal definition of hot air when it came down to it

he never once made a substantial point about anything and just immediately went off on a rant about 'the bankaz and the u-leets'

he was way worse than Trump in terms of spouting empty populist rhetoric

threw out some old bank statements from when i was on the dole and getting £53 a week JSA, bank account had like £500 in it. these days i've got about 12k lying around but i'm MUCH more depressed,

>>66750429
>anime

isnt it past your bedtime?

was in waitrose when a lad held up his hand to me and said to his mate "look at the state of that"
not happy

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Alright this is the final edition

'moff sleep lads

shan't be contacting the gf

have you ever serially killed someone

>>66750630
this is decent, feel like the Tim phenomenon is dying though so I doubt he'll be on the front next month

>>66750621
I'm unironically 29.

>>66750600
>pikey runt sees everything as a fight
wish you were here so that I could kill you with my bare hands

>>66750604
at least he's not a paddy

>>66750585
dylann was proper /fa/

>>66750630
Woeful

yo mates

how's thoe noight long?

people on this website are so fucking racist man

haven't my people suffered enough already?

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>>66750694
very not good
pic related

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got a yearning for a certain polish slag

they really are succubi

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wish some cunt would hurry up and buy my car

>>66750748
your car is slow as shit

Greater London is so mysterious

>>66750694
alri

how is panama?

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>the london underground

>>66750664
yeah, hes a fucking jew with a limey surname haha

>>66750630
Nah tim doesn't deserve to be centre piece

Myself and most other people haven't cared or watched one of his video in a few months now

>>66750329
This

The minute you achieve one dream, another just comes and the previously achieved one feels worthless.

This shit never ends until you're dead.

Immigrant here

>>66750727
jesus christ

this is why you don't use Sunblocker on the beach

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had that dream again, the one where I take her with me on a roadtrip into the country where I'm supposed to play a sunday league game and we end up staying in a cosy country B&B and I'm shagging her while in my football kit

what could it mean?

>Tim now watches Freeview instead of Sky, uses an old iPhone 3GS and is looking for a job
Brexit Britain

Brilliant British women that are unfairly slandered:
Mary I
Margaret Thatcher
Katie Hopkins
Theresa May
Kerry Katona
Priti Patel

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>>66750654
The absolute state of this post

>>66750797
screeching

>>66750841
alri kotyank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzXX76tVcEU

oh my god

>>66750831
wish it was in the beach la

are you a pirate?

>>66750351
Did you know drug companies donate literally hundreds of billions in free medicine to African countries for no reason?

Big pharma gets a bad rap

>>66750863
I was posting that fucking cat months before that fat twat

>>66750842
is he?

>>66750878
>Big pharma gets a bad rap
If they're keeping niggers who have 9 kids a pop alive they're getting the rep they deserve.

Bugzy Malone - Journal of an evil genius [FULL MIXTAPE]

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>>66750808
Putting you out of business sunshine

>>66750630
New one for you, internal /brit/-wars "arse" vs "ass"

Can give you an interview if you want, I'm supreme leader of ass movement

>>66750766
it is that's why I'm selling it, want to get a faster one

vroom vroom haha

lads.

I'm fucked, but i just wanna say how much i like brit.

Sometimes I think of this place even when I'm out, no matter how bad it gets, I can shitpost with a load of lads I don't know about silly gimmicks and obscure humour.

I really appreciate this place.

t. autistic mong

so it's 1am but it's actually midnight? is that right?

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>tfw to inteligent for origami

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>>66750797

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>Did you know drug companies donate literally hundreds of billions in free medicine to African countries for no reason?

>Big pharma gets a bad rap

anyone have the pic of the jew but with a leaf on top of it and his face is red?

ahh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk

>>66750476
Had 3 litres of cider and 7 jagers on Friday and I was still standing

Quite impressed with myself desu

>>66750930
exactly the same but I'm only half an autistic mong (just brought my 'piping a 17 year old blonde' gimmick to its conclusion tonight)

>>66750630
Lad drives 60 miles to Nottingham and goes to burger king

He reveals all inside!

got the dihydrocodeine in me mouth

don't get what the big deal about height is 2bh

Obviously you have to date shorter girls (I wouldn't want to date a taller one) and all but besides that I've not noticed it. Maybe it's a subtle thing like male privilege?

What ever happened to Jedward?

>>66750524
Alri Ted

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>>66750955

awful night lads

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>I was posting that fucking cat months before that fat twat

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>>66750882
rude

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would you hire someone who's resume includes a research internship with deep learning and developing a couple apps for a junior developer position? i feel like this professor kind of fucked me over. he told me this position would be such a great experience and i'd get so much out of it and i already put it down as my senior honors project and now i'm learning it's zero coding required.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11533984

>>66751037
Ludders stood you up again?

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Now that the dust has settled, what does /brit/ think of this place?

>>66751019
yes, thank you
such a masterpiece

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european argentina lost the war

amerindian argentina will flatten your houses.-

>>66751091
a mistake

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Planks are pure mind over matter, Prior to today I had a PB of 5:05 which was in fact the only time I'd gone over about 4:10. Today I got in position and simply said to myself "you are beating that PB". And when I saw 5 minutes approaching I thought "fuck it, YOU ARE doing 6 minutes". And I just kept going, by 6:20 I knew I would make it to 7. Every single muscle was shaking like mad. And that simple act now makes a 10 minute plank an inevitably, it's all about self belief.

>all the normie runts coming back alone

What's the matter, could you not think of anything to say to the girl in the zombie costume?

Pathetic

>>66751060
it depends what your github looks like

I've been hired once purely based off of my github code and how I did in the interview. obviously if the company you're applying to has an over developed HR department you might get filtered but there plenty that aren't like that.

>>66751091
Greatest place on earth

CATHEDRALS IN MY HEART

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>>66751091
Fixed

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would like some right now

@*1123
shan't

consider, an n dimentional hypercube, and connect each pair of vertices to attain a full graph of 2 to the power n vertices, then colour the edges of this graph either red or black. The question is, what is the smallest value of n for which every possible such colour must necessarily contain a single coloured complete sub-graph with four vertices, that lie on a plain?

>>66751060
stop crossposting

Anyone get a distinctive body odour on acid? Is it something related to hormonal changes being secreted through the skin?

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>>all the normie runts coming back alone

>What's the matter, could you not think of anything to say to the girl in the zombie costume?

>Pathetic

>>66751136
t. Ireland

>>66751144
t. UK

cola cubes wahey

>>66751123
you're not even building muscle. at that point you are toning. endurance type training. what the fuck are you doing? get an ab roller or do ab pulldowns at the gym

>>66751130
went out yesterday 2bh

not doing two days in a row especially if I have to dress like a prat

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>>66750630
>Tim looks trim

hardly

otherwise top job!
could have done with a 'daily dose' reference though

>>66751135
do you mean stuff you've made entirely yourself? or pre-existing projects you've added to? if the latter, where do i find github projects to contribute to?

Walls are so thin I can hear the vibration every time the normie cunt next door gets a message.

He's had 13 in the last 5 minutes by my count.

>>66751151
cosider, my big fat cock in ur mouth,

>>66751147
Get a job to buy some then you NEET.

>>66751164
what would you say if sometimes, beyond reposting my own posts to brit, i take other posts that i think will get a lot of (You)'s that i find on other boards, and then copy and paste them here?

>>66751191
All me

>>66751191
you should bring back a girl and shag her right next to the wall that'd show him haha

>>66751213
Edgy

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is it normal to wee in the shower

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what do i even say when the girl doesn't have a bio

>>66751256
"nice tits"

>>66751253
Usually save it for the bath myself

pfffhahahHahahahaBAHAHAHAHA

any benders? any benders? any randy sex offenders?

>>66751256
ask if her name is alice

>>66751256
Are you an archeologist?

>>66751256
m'ladin

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Me

>>66751256
cracking chebs m'lady

>>66751181

I mostly do weighted ones which actually do quickly fatigue my core. but I like to test my absolute max just because. Also, I laugh when I see the advice in a newspaper or a magazine which says "hold a plank for 30 seconds, and over a few weeks try to work up to 60". Fucking normslobs.

>>66751282
good choon tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpQ1GG8OnQY

>>66751256
"if you were from pennsylvania, and you put the abbreviation for your state name before your name, then you would be a holy fighter that wears plate and can both deal melee damage, heal, and tank"
if dubs you have to say it

>>66751256
You have pretty eyes, how would you like to have them sealed shut with my spunk

>>66751091
My Dad is from there. My Mum's family is from there. I have an stupid, obscure name from there despite being English. My Grandmother was related to Michael Collins and my Granddad was probably in the IRA.

Father Ted was really good either way.

>>66750630
my favourite current gimmick

>>66751256
want a ladin side you?

>>66751189
both

usually you'll start with some of your own projects and then you'll see something interesting and start contributing.

>where do i find github projects to contribute to?
Look for smaller active projects. There's fucktons of them, just google for things that you're interested with "open source" on the end and then email the devs for help.

>>66751301
how about try this on for size
*sits my fat arse on your back while you're doing a plank*

>>66751303
>the widdler
nostalgia'd hard

>>66751256
if you were a pokemon i'd use my master ball on you

>>66751282
outstanting post

>>66751256
ask her if she's related to alladdin

>>66751333

Would be a good challenge but I doubt I could hold you for long, unless you're a petite qt girl.

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Fucking hell draft our girls got trending


They're getting this trending tomorrow

>>66751282
>>66751344
don't get it

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>>66751321

>>66751381
is this /pol/s new pasttime?

Imagine working in B&M Bargains for 14k a year lads

would be funny if trump won and ww3 started anyways

>>66751381
huge fan of this gimmick

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>>66751409

Yes. Thing is, it's working.

>>66751281
frig off randy

Just had a fantastic date with a spanish girl, she was so lovely

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>>66751443

>>66751443
was just about to make another post because that one got nae yous
consider yourself lucky kid

>>66751437
lmao

not a bad gimmick, could see people seeing through it though

necked about a litre of vodka tonight and I've just been informed that I need to be up at 6am in the morning haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyG-UEPjtX0

I want Trump to win but I don't want /pol/ to think they've accomplished something

>>66751414
You do realise "Hillary will start WW3" is a /pol/ gimmick aimed at the average voter?

Anyone with an ounce of knowledge of geopolitics knows Trump is far more likely to fuck shit up.

He said he would invade Middle Easstern countries, even allies, to steal their oil.

>>66751456
*fucks her and makes you watch in the corner*

>>66751331
what'd you work on? not in specifics that'd let me track you down and murder you ofc just in general. i feel lost and /dpt/ said my idea for an android ssh client was stupid and would require no effort and i thought it was actually a good idea

Can anyone explain to me why fat people are supposedly so common yet in day to day life I see relatively few categorically obese people?

just beat week 2 in the world ends with you lads

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can hear the normies stumbling back to their flat in the hallway

hope they trip and knock their head and don't wake up

don't get peoples obsession with living a quiet family life and then dying

greatness only emerges in conflict

>>66751456
details? I had a decent but slightly awkward date with an american one and would like to compare to a good one

hmm why are americans obsessed with race

>>66751509
they don't go outside very much

regarding post ending in 500:
fuck off hillary shill, K.Y.S cuck

>>66751509
You don't live in a white dole scum area?

>>66751511
You communicating with us from 2008 m8?

>>66751538
cannot tell if yank posts like this are ironic at this point or not

>>66751538

Good lad.

>>66751534
because there are more of (((them))) catalysing it in the US

don't know where to go

Just beat the electricity wolf and it lead me in a loop

wish yanks would just accept that trump is a human meme and should not be taken seriously as a presidential candidate

>>66751491

fat cunt

anyone else thinks it's mental that america speaks english?

bloody good luck if you ask me, otherwise it wouldn't be the number one language

>>66751527
Edgy

>>66751456
>inb4 she doesn't reply to your followup text

>>66751505
the main one is an opengl library for displaying live time series data along with some statistical funtions

also did some unimaginative grunt programs, basically just showing that I know how to use a certain library

OH GEEZ

>>66751556
no i just really like the game and am replaying it
it's as fun as i remember which is nice

think she's a really nice girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR1PvpBQs1w

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>>66751476
here's another euro 11 there dick tree

>>66751579
Wish /pol/ would just admit that they want him to be President because it will be exciting, not because he would actually be a good one.

>>66751500
he didnt say any of that though he said why didn't we take iraqs oil when they invaded it
Hillary is a neoconservative
Please refrain from making such ill educated comments again or I'll have to find out where you live and obliterate you

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/undercheb/

>>66751588
>it's bloody good luck that the worlds main language is english, otherwise it wouldn't be the number one language
really intelligent analysis mate, very impressive

>>66751638
is this el gordo?

>>66751528
She was very nervous at first because she's still learning English but I was so damn cool and I kept the focus of the coversation on her. She said that I was the first English guy who hadn't been patronising to her and we had a big sloppy kiss when I took her home. She just texted me saying that she wants to go out with me on bonfire night etc

>>66751635
girl to the right of the black man is qter

>>66751443
why does trailer park go to shit after a few seasons

the first few were absolutely brilliant

The irish turbororke is so predictable

lads
We hear it all the time
Queen of /pol/ (Kayla)
Queen of /b/ (Rose)
Queen of 4chan (Boxxy)

But who is queen of /shit/?

Maisie?

>>66751633
Trump is an actual retard though.

He couldn't get his head round why the Mosul attack wasn't kept secret. There is so much wrong with that it beggars belief.

>>66751627
his policies are amazing though

>>66751534
Because there's about 50 million black people there

>>66751676
araca

>>66751509

Obese is a BMI over 30

That would be a 5'5" woman who weighs 13 stone

There's at least 6 or 7 of them in my workplace, a couple of those probably qualifying as morbidly obese

>>66751534
because its not 90% white so they actually have to deal with nonwhites

>>66751633
>le irish turbororke defending trump
could you be anymore of a cuck

>>66751652
No

>>66751655
damn

nah, mine wasn't like that. didn't get a kiss because we were both pretty awkward but I think we like each other and we agreed on another date

>>66751527

cave their heads in mate

>>66751588
I heard there some some vote in the 1700s between German and English and English barely won

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>>66751676
yes

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>>66751676
Duh

>>66751592
She texted me less than 10 minutes after we separated saying she wants to meet up next week

>>66751715
pues largate, solo nos importa el gordo y fotos de él

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>>66751676
Victoria of course

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>>66751588

mad eh

almost like millions of english people emigrated there over hundreds of years lol

>>66751716
Your post gave me a lump in my throat, cheers

How did you get the date?

If you say Tinder I'm throwing myself out the window.

>>66751729
feelsbad but honestly i'd marry her. all she'd have to do is hit on me and ask for my phone number and that's where it'd end up

>>66751684
hes a human meme and thats why I like him

>>66751729
Why do absolute spackers obsess over this moronic ugly bitch?

1. She's everything you hate politically
2. She's unattractive
3. She isn't even a nice person
4. She hasn't got one redeeming quality

I DON'T FUCKING GET IT

There are over 100 million (100,000,000) non whites in USA

mindblowing

>63%
this can't be true

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>>66751731

Never been on a date
I'm now 28

>>66751760
>If you say Tinder I'm throwing myself out the window.
I'm so sorry mate.

>>66751777
There are 1.26 billion non whites in Africa

Beggars belief

>>66751676
aisha since shes the only qt commieslag

>>66751661
it got popular

tbqh it's been pretty funny the whole way through, even the latest seasons but only really when jonathan torrens was involved with the writing (the motel episodes, for example)
don't have high hopes for season 11 now that so many people have left the show though

early seasons are defo the only ones worth going back to, and maybe choice parts of the later stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih1Bmrn6CFc

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>>66751777
>>66751796

>>66751588
>anyone else thinks it's mental that america speaks english?
no

>>66751414
WW3 wouldn't happen

firstly, theres no conscription anymore (ftmp anyway)
secondly, people in the west aren't poor/destitute to the point of actual potential starvation anymore like they were in the early-mid 1900s
3: while it may appear they are a lot of the time, no-one in the developed west is actually gullible enough to go die for a clearly spurious cause like 'bringing democracy to the arab world'

>>66751534

the whole slavery and civil war thing and the civil rights movement is heavily embedded in their national consciousness

as is the war of independence, hence the love of guns

>>66751774
Well just say that then

I support Trump but I freely admit he's a retard who will probably destroy the US if elected.

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>>66751776
are you gay

>>66751729
has she got them out yet?

the tactical phone positioning tho

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>>66751676
unironically Aisha, she's even posted here

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>>66751811
>qt
hmm

>>66751776
thats the entire gimmick you mong

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There are over 100 million (100,000,000) non whites in USA

mindblowing

>>66751776
>4. She hasn't got one redeeming quality

ummmmm sweetie