cum

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wtf Gf SENT ME THis?

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go /int/

Thank God dubstep died out.

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First for Footjob Techniques

Wait you actually gotta pay to send these bitches in jail fucking email?

What the fuck hahah

Just got my first gf today lads.

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IIII LOVE YOU JEESUS CHRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>>66748245
I could knock her out with an open handed slap

Wow we're not getting our asses kicked for once

>>66748371
I'm not into feet

Tempted to write this chick and ask her about that amazing jawline.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/sydnee-292903.html

>>66748411
so you're a closet faggot with a gf to keep the facade from crumbling?
you can only hide the truth for so long

>>66748245
girl in the middle is your grill, hand on the right is you, hand on the left is another grill

>>66748337
You're paying for their privileged to use the computer, just like they have to have someone put money on their "books" so they can call people.

>>66748412
I wouldn't, apparently you gotta pay to mail them.

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>be califag
>wearing california flag t-shirt
>dad stops me
>"What's that?"
>"huh?"
>"That red star on your shirt"
>"its the flag..."
>"is it some communist thing?"
>"Dad, it's the California flag..."
>doubtful staring
>"We have a star, a bear, and some grass...it's our flag..."
>"I dunno, looks like some communist thing"

hollywood is a big ass pedophilic network

>>66748245
never post this here ever again.

>>66748479
only when you want to email with this weird jpay site i think
you can send a regular letter by ground mail to the address on their ads

>>66748532
Are you German or American?

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>>66748485
>COMMIEfornia

>>66748584
Asian (at heart)

>>66748479
You have to pay for the postage stamps and envelopes, just like on the outside you dummy.

and yes, you're paying for them to use the internet, just like you would use an internet cafe. They can't pay for it themselves because these services require USD$, not what they can earn inside, which just goes to their books.

t. don't ask me how I know these things.

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This picture is so romantic

>>66748485
I'm a califag too. What town lad?

>>66748412
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/angelica-300067.html

>>66748459
YOU LIVE IN FUCKING EUROPE

>>66748608
I don't quite understand but in any case okay

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>>66748706

>>66748676
There's some decent looking chicks on there, too bad they're all batshit fucked in the head.

>>66748644
no it aint
it's creepy

>>66748729
I am an Asian soul trapped in a white man's body.
Taiwan is my true homeland.

>>66748763
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/virginia-1645004.html

>>66748801
>Occupation before prison: Waitress / Self Employed

Bitch you know you were a fucking stripper, don't lie.

>>66748854
She's pretty fit though

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/f-a-q.htm

>points 16 and 21

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>meet-an-inmate.com
thank you so much for this

>>66748801
>first of all I have more pics
The very first thing she tells about herself is that she can send nudes? wtf, i hate american women now.

>>66748904
Indeed. Would berry my dick.

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>>66748774
I'm going to have to disagree with you, sorry

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-893224.html

>>66748907
>>66748913
>>66748801

Find out what they did here: http://www.courtrecords.org

>>66748777
Then why are you in Deutschland?

>>66748907
>http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/f-a-q.htm

>These men and women are inmates and are usually in prison for good reason. This is meet-an-inmate.com, not meet-a-girl-scout.com!

TOP KEK

>americans let some random sluts scratch their cars
https://youtu.be/RgfYL10knnU

>>66748801
bitch has 5 listings on the jail website
she's a real gangster chick

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>I used to say the world was my playground. I'm very independent. I have a strong and positive mind. As I sit her reality sits in staining my brain. I was only a piece of the playground. We call life chasing dreams trying to live like a video in a rap video not really knowing the meaning of life. I thought to be somebody I had to act like someone I wasn't. I got my wake up call.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/sherrieleann-1770706.html

>>66748907
Obviously criminals are a high risk for such things, what did you expect?

And yes, ANYONE can send ANY inmate in jails/prisons in the US. It goes directly on their books in which they use at the commissary/canteen to buy shit like it says.

I used to always have my parents send me money every week and I lived like a king.

You've never had real fun like staying up late watching tv, playing cards/chess, and betting on games with packs of Maruchan Ramen and bags of Cheetos.

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>>66749082
Really gets the neurons firing

>>66749024
I need to save up money first and master the language of my people

>>66749100
>degenerate prison scum

get out of this thread

>>66749100
What did you do to get canned?

>>66749137
>get out of this thread

You first Fritz, you and your degenerate faggot foot fetish. Used to let the niggers loose on faggots like you. 15 Ramen and you'd have your head busted open

>>66749159
200 ounces of Cannabis. 5 years in Texas prison, (TDC), Beto Unit and Middleton Unit.

>tfw no american prison gf

>>66749137
Oh, so you are German

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>I'm actually a little shy at first so I would love to find someone that I can really open up to and form a genuine bond with. I have fallen in with the wrong crowd before but I'm ready to shed that life and surround myself with positive influences!

>>66748245
Cute

>>66749225
>Texas prison
How many carnales / vatos locos did you meet?
How ganged up was that place?

>>66749254
Mirin that jawline. Her and Syndee are about to get some mail.

so it's not legal to secede right? no US state can do it legally.

but illegally it can happen. but what happens then? surely the US wouldn't be pleased and would do something. Civil War?

>>66749225
What were you doing with 200 ounces of cannabis? You're a naughty boy

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>>66749173
Tough guy huh

Now leave, scum.
This is a thread for upright, law abiding citizens of the world.

>>66749254
Translation:
I'll rip your fucking dick off if you don't do what I say.

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>>66749305
even better

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>>66749292
I'd snap you in half you kraut cunt.

>>66749277
>How many carnales / vatos locos did you meet?
Alot. We were all cool with the exception of some eses apart of Texas Syndicate and Texas Mexican Mafia. But the Tango and Ochoa Blast members were ok.
>How ganged up was that place?
Very. But admitted gang members were kept in their own wing of the prison to keep from causing any escalations with other inmates.

>>66749327
No you wouldn't

>>66749291
Transporting it from Colorado, got busted right outside Lubbock, Texas on my way home to Dallas where I had a buyer lined up.

>>66749341
>But the Tango and Ochoa Blast members were ok.
They sound like flavors of soft beverages.

>>66749292
It's okay kraut I won't let anything happen to you I've got some hard pipe hitten niggas that'll tear him a new arsehole for a goddamn can of oysters.

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kalyn-00510405.html

IT'S A WIFE

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This doesn't seem so bad
http://www.courtrecords.org/people/Jennifer%20+Morris%20+TN/
How do I import inmate gf?
Can someone in tennessee help?

>>66749466
holy shit this bitch killed someone

>>66749439
They are in Britain. Tango is. Really good actually. Like a Fanta.

But besides the point. They're kinda pussies compared to the Syndicate and Mexican Mafia. They're like the Peckerwoods (white gang) compared to the Aryan Brotherhood and Aryan Nation (old school white gang) if you catch my drift. Just loners not tough enough to be in the big boy gangs so they form their own sets to survive.

You don't have to gang bang in prison though, it's a big misconception. If you stick to yourself and don't do anything stupid and follow the codes, you'll be alright.

>>66749444
I read this in the voice of Marcellus Wallace. kek

>>66749466
I can tell that's an old pic she's probably all wrinkled up and raping other chicks.

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>>66749514
this website is too fucking good

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>>66749381
You are directly responsible for the killings of innocent MeJicans by supporting the ruthless drug business.
You are a bad person and should be sent to a Singaporean court, resulting in a guaranteed and swiftly executed death sentence.

We need to rid this world of drug scum.

>>66749444
Edgy anecdotes you have there, drug dealing scum.

>>66749466
>Kalyn Marie Polochak will turn 18 next month in state prison as she serves a life sentence for helping her boyfriend murder his grandmother.

>>66749608
>Mexicans dealing high quality dank from COLORADO

Sure are one stupid faggot Kraut.

>>66748245
was expecting her to get blacked or something to be honest.

>>66749514
>Polochak
Sounds like a slav

>>66749348


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3870880/New-Zealand-Woman-named-Poison-Ivy-grooms-unstable-men-commit-suicide.html

Fucking hell lads

>>66749514
breaking hearts is not the same as killing someone

>>66749648
Keep pretending that so you don't have to live with the burden of innocent MeJican deaths on your conscience.

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http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/25119237/couple-indicted-in-10-count-crime-spree
wait never mind shes pretty fucked up

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what is this?

>>66749714
Doing god's work.

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>>66749731
>Mexican deaths on ANYONE's conscious

I'm someone who totally hates winter, snow, and ice.

I also hate the autumn


and I just like places that are warm throughout the year.

and I could never live in a place where fall and winter


and all this what is the best region of united states for me?

>>66749837
Arizona

>>66749770
Haha I always loved meeting granny snatchers. Such fucking cowards. You can tell she forced that beta bitch of a bf to go on the crime spree.

>big ass bowl of (homemade) mashed potatoes, with crispy bacon bits, broccoli and gravy on wednesday
>2 zas on thursday
>2 zas yesterday
>instant noodles (SAU TAO Black Pepper XO) today for lunch
>bag of fried peanuts batter and chocolate mints for dinner

my farts are fucking deadly rn shiiiet

need to step up my diet, been slacking lately

>>66749837
New Mexico

>>66749837
How can you not love winter? The air is so fresh then.

>>66749731
is the X key forbidden in germany?

>>66749802
>upload file
>C:\edgy_gifs\

This is now a drug war thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Thj5uJWM8

>>66749931
Winter in Thailand is like 27°C

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>>66749951
oh wait it's COSTA RICA

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Alright buds found my non-insane inmate gf
>Subbotina is charged with trafficking in heroin
totally normal
>I'm originally from Ukraine,
>Occupation before prison: Model
hmmmmm

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Reminder

>>66749989
>ukraine
>model
You can probably find porn filmed on shitty DV camcorders of her eating steaming shit out of an unwashed asshole if you search long enough.

>>66749931
I hate the autumn and i hate the winter.


I never could live in places where there are autumn, falling leaves, winter, snow and ice.


>>66749866
What the best city in Arizona, for totally away fall and winter?

but my birthday is in 5 days.

MY INDEPENDENCE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

reported every non-north american post in this thread

>>66750079
are you black?

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>>66750090
doing gods work
the finn's alright though

>>66749982
i dont blame you, i get confused too

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OWWW

hi /cum/-chan

>>66750057
I'm pretty sure any city in Arizona would be fine

The only times it can ever get cold is at night (since it is in the middle of the desert, after all)

>>66749946
>This is how a henchman ended up in his bullet-proof truck after fighting against the army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxvj_rKh4sk

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Reminder

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Only these countries are allowed to post here

>>66750171
This isn't funny

>>66750100
is that a rhetorical question?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kara-1137507.html
>Activities in prison: Drawings of animals and Disney characters

>>66750162
better go to the flat lower and more zones.

and I walk away completely from the highlands and mountains

Refugees here are pretty easy to spot I think.
At least the Afghan ones.
They all have this weird haircut with long bangs and like one side of the head is shaved short and they have rust red dyed tips.
Also they always seem to wear bath slippers without socks for some reason.
Riding a bike in a thick jacket and gloves but rocking them sandals without socks.
And they always buy weird stuff.
Like a 5kg box of chicken drums and two bananas or something.

Also there seems to be a decent amount of Chinese popping up here lately, I have come across small groups of Chinese going shopping here a few times now and they always buy ridiculous amounts of pork belly and bags of short grain rice. I wonder what they're doing here.

>>66748485
He's not wrong.

>>66750215
t. Toilronto

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>>66750194
>acknowledging cascadameme
cascadia will burn

>>66749837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE

>>66750255
Called that hair the Turk cut when I was in Marburg. They all had that or the Macklemore look.

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>>66750272
The only thing that'll be burning in Cascadia is our dank ass kush brudda.

>>66750270
stop being mean

>>66750165
Army fucked them up real good in this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVz1K7PfdI8

>>66750310
look everyone!
it's fucking Dark Austria

>>66750320
*budum tis*

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>>66750320

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>>66750138

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>>66750377
>a fucking canal

>>66750278
Arizona he needs a team in MLS (Major League Soccer)

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>mfw non-cum flags are doing communitarianism

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>when I take the Chinky tinderdate home and she unzips my pants

>>66750432
>He can't legally get marijuana from a dispensary by lying that he has crippling ass pain

I guess the only thing you use your ass for is taking dicks lmao.

>>66750482
mexibro here

>>66750485
looks like caca, senpai

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>>66750242
her last name is blood

What would be the best city in USA, for someone who totally hates the autumn and winter. and just want to be in places that are warm throughout the year?

>>66750657
Her nose looks chinky

>>66750670
We already said Arizona, it only rains a couple weeks out of the year and that's it.

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God bless America - Home of the Free, Land of the Mexicans.

I am scared lads, I don´t know what´s gping to happen to mexico once the usa vs russia war happens.

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>>66750803
Haha, you showed them!

It's been a week since my Korean succbuddy's birthday and she still hasn't replied.
I think I won't ever get a succ of her toes again...what a shame honestly.

Shouldn't have ignored her for so long.

>>66750865
start accepting the USA refuges

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>>66750865
send us your women

우리는 속옷도 생겼고 여자도 늘었다네 is literally the only Korean musical act worth a single darn.

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>>66750640

someone announces they're voting Johnson or Stein or Clinton
>good on you!
>see you at the polls!
>FUCK YEAH DUDE
>great! the environment needs our help!

someone announces they're voting for Trump
>what the fuck is wrong with you dude
>unfriended, asshole
>wow, didn't know you were a homophobe/racist/xenophobe/bigot
>DUDE WHAT *laughing emojis*
>don't bother talking to me again

Hmmm...

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>http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/sydnee-292903.html
>google my new future inmate gf with the killer jaws
>http://www.paysonroundup.com/news/2014/mar/19/heroin-arrests/
>smuggling black tar heroin into the fucking jail
>smuggling it inside her pussy

>mfw they literally had to grab her by the pussy

>>66750934
Wouldn´t most americans flee to canada?

>>66750803
so this is the great german humor that everyone talks about

>>66750709
and what about Florida?

that state whether it should be an excellent place to escape the autumn and winter

Why is there so much nudity in the GitS movie wtf?

>>66751033
It's 100% American made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6zATdeSTSY

>>66751030
i dont like the code senpai, better have a place for me ready when the missiles start flying

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>>66751100
>It has been alleged that the filmmakers at one point commissioned the usage of CGI and other visual effects testing to alter Johansson's appearance in order to make her ethnicity appear Asian

>>66751140
i dont like the *cold*

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>tfw you find out that Germany has a magazine that shows naked pics of girls as young as 16.

Please dont let islam kill your open minded aproach to nudity.

>>66751183
what magazine are you talking aboot

>>66750272

Think of all the corn and potatoes that will be lost.


Truly a tragdy.

>>66751208
Bravo Magazine.

>>66751170
I meant the anime movie but the live action might be funny to see

>tfw you find shitty electronic music you made in 8th/9th grade on the iPod you haven't touched in years
what the fuck was I thinking

>>66751314
Let's hear it faggit

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>>66748213
In which city or which state of the united states. The Major League Soccer (MLS) is the most popular sports league and the most followed by people?


And. What city or which state of the united states. soccer is the most popular of all sports?

>>66751230
they did a relaunch in 2014 or something and stopped having those body check images

http://bravo-bodycheck-thatsme.tumblr.com/

here's a tumblr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Iw_m-CXywo

Have anything like this?

>>66751362
Stop asking. Even on /sp/ we told you to fuck off, it's unimportant to us.

I'M CAUGHT IN A TRAP
I CAN'T WALK OUT

have you guys ever thought about writing women in prison?

>>66751407
I feel for you.


but me if I like the soccer of the United States.

I do just like the soccer of the United States and Canada

>>66751444
Working on it as we speak. Gotta go to the post office tomorrow and buy some stamps and envelopes though.

>>66751402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnt6lkPB3o

>>66751399
wut? I downloaded a pdf that´s from october 12 from this year and it still has it.

>>66751495
heh i see
guess sales dropped too much

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Fuck Jenna, I proclaim Emily Blunt as the new queen of /cum/.

>>66751452
Seattle has a big soccer fan base

Also the Red Bulls

And Houston.

That's about all I know

>>66751346
I need to install itunes for it, fuck

>>66751362
almost for every sport the new england region dominates due to population density

>>66751402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU

>>66751532
However, to be honest, may of the under 18 girls I have seen in that magazine look older that the age they are supossed to be.

Maybe german girls grow faster that mexican ones.

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>>66751663
Yeah, some of the 16 year olds are definitely not 16.

Also looking at those images makes me realize why Asian women are the superior choice.

>>66751561
Problem with Seattle seahawks.

in new york or speak.

if only the Houston Dynamo have 1 or 2 championships.

So Houston more titles in professional soccer, the other professional sports there is


>>66751632

my problem with New England.

are the New England. Patriots (Trickster) N

and the Revolution has not been champion of the MLS.


and remember that I hate the fall and winter

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What do Mexicans think of all of the immigrants coming into their country illegally?

>>66751708
pic unrelated?

>>66751482
>>66751650
Nice, thanks

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>>66751775
shut your mouth immediately

>>66751765
Nothin really.

she could single handedly destroy the whole US rap game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adDQQkwExz4

>>66751827
Interesting. Is it because you guys have similar cultural traits? I mean, if we have lots of illegal immigrants from Canada, I don't think people would care as much.

Are they state or city to USA, should go?

someone who like the soccer of the United States, and i like the MLS (major league soccer) i hates the autumn and winter, and I like places that are totally warm all year round?

>>66751765
They hate them just as much as Americans hate illegals coming into ours.

That's one hell of a train ride though. If you want to watch a very good movie on both the life of being in MS-13 and illegally migrating through Central America into Mexico and eventually the US, "Sin Nombre" is the name.

>>66751877
Probably, sometimes you cant tell if they are from another country until they tell you.

>>66751896
Thanks, I'll keep that title in mind.

Wouldn't actually mind using a Google Pixel if I got it for free.

>>66751877
I need to point out that that´s for general population, the goberment treats then worst than animals.

>>66751765
>>66751827
>>66751877
Central American immigrants, illegal ones, usuallly don't wanna stay in Mexico. They might settle for a while in northern cities like Saltillo, wait for the train to the US and bounce.


There have been some news articles here and there of them doing bad shit, but I really believe they'd rather die than end up in a Mexican prison. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJyi49nJ-gI

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>Distant fog all day long
>Nice and cool, overcast, super light rain, like wet air
>tfw driving through the hills and coming home for hot cocoa and snuggles

In 23 minutes it would be 3 am but it'll actually be 4 am.

>>66751346
Here you go.
Again, "What the fuck was I thinking"
https://clyp.it/yaim4xoq
here's something from this year for comparison
https://clyp.it/4yk0lrxr

>>66751472
it's weird that none of them say what their crime was

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>looking through www.meet-an-inmate.com
>doing background checks on every chick I'm somewhat interested in
>searching all the different state's inmate search
>every single one of them is 10x uglier than their meet-an-inmate profile suggests, and typically 15+ lbs heavier
>every single one of them is in there for drugs

Knew it was too good to be true.

http://qz.com/316906/the-dude-map-how-american-men-refer-to-their-bros/?utm_source=fb1026_3

>>66752265
the old track is better

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>>66751892
>everything above the line gets cold
>atlanta has a bunch of blacks
>california and floridian are filled with hispanics
>dont know much about texas
you have to understand that nobody really cares about the MLS, even people like soccer

>>66751874
>no flow
>4/4 beat
>shit beat
>girl rapper
try again

>Mum didn't hide the Halloween candy well enough and I found it
Gonna eat it all before she gives it away tomorrow

>>66752265
Honestly not that bad considering you weren't even old enough to drive when you made them.

Get an A+ from me just because you actually delivered.

>>66752363
he could single handedly destroy the whole US rap game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2su-1t1wZA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwJhmqLU0so
when will the meme end

>>66751708
Speaking of which, gerbro, how true is it that germans don´t give a shit about nudity?

>>66752334
Wrong, I've heard way more people call each other bud/buddy or man here than I've heard fella

He will single handedly destroy the world rap game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kadM6H7poFM

>>66752485
yeah he's goat

>>66752354
out of curiosity, why's that

>>66752334
need to see data for this f@m, i have never heard anybody refer to someone as "fella", but i can understand how it is "more common" in the south than the rest in the country

>>66752448
it's not like you'd see people walking around naked here but nudist beaches and whatnot are a big thing.
titties on television are normal too

>>66752529
Your hair is awful. It's not the 80's anymore. Your dirty sanchez "mustache" is even worse.

You could definitely pass as a local though.

vamos chile

Name one good place in the USA with majority blacks

>>66752627
detroit

>>66752553
it has raw emotion.
you can feel that your heart went in to this piece. all of your dreams and aspirations.

the other one sounds like your generic royalty free background music or "3 hour epic chill electro mix" on youtube

>>66752627
detroit because if they're there that means they aren't here

>>66752627
your moms vag

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>>66752661
oooohhhhhhhh

>>66752661
My mom is black

>>66752580
What about seen somone nude by accident or being seen by accident?

>>66752529
Anyone could pass as a local in a major American city. It depends entirely on your American accent and clothing.

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>>66752687
how the fuck does that even happen

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>>66752687
did your dad fall for the weeaboo nigs meme?

>>66752627
Probably a lot of places you never hear about.

>>66752652
that's interesting because the second one is the one that I really tried to put emotion into

>>66752720
depends on the person involved, just like in any other country I guess.
some will mind, some won't
you've asked this before
do you want to come here and swang your burrito in public or something

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>>66752747
>>66752770
My dad is black too...

>>66752826
>you've asked this before

Probably some other mexican, I dont remember doing it.

>>66752770
i'd make an exception for her
she looks tiny and cute

feet are probably still shit tho but I'd slam the pucci

>>66752406
maybe

>>66752832
Are you black?

>>66752924
Yes :(

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you lads have not swallowed yet " rossiya pill "

to /pol/ak " red pill " maybe is similar vitamin

xaxa

https://youtu.be/EsIkbYDj7s0

>>66752965
do you speak english like a normal person or is nigger talk a genetic thing

>>66753020
I speak English

>>66753020
Nigger talk is a ghetto thing

I know blacks who are nowhere near as trashy as inner-city blacks and they talk like anyone else

>>66752998
ты o чeм вooбщe, Пeтpo Бopщeнкo?

>>66753057
so you speak the wicked negro tongue don't you

when will blacks ever realize that this is the number 1 hindrance on their way to acceptance in society

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its so cold /cum/-chan

hold me

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>>66753200
>so you speak the wicked nigger tongue don't you
No

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What if the anti-Christ did come, but failed?

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>>66753101
ничeгo, тoвapищ

>tfw alone Halloween weekend

Seeing everyone else having fun is making me want to eat a razor apple

>>66753338
only fags go out on the weekend. do you want to be a fag, Anon?

>>66753338
dude you can literally put on any shitty mask and get wasted around roasties, also rape a passed out slut if you want to

>>66753338
hahaha nerd

>>66753316
ты в лнp/днp живeшь чoли?

At dinner with the tulpa family and actual family. AMA.

my friend got kicked out of his parent's house and he has severe depression. don't really know what to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byODfQUUsEI

>tfw we'll never see MF Doom in the US again

>>66753405
tell him to man the fuck up and stop being a pathetic whino

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>whites

>>66753459
>beating an innocent man who got on the wrong bus
whites sure are cruel

>>66753459
I love it when his fingers get crushed ahahaha

>>66753459
>Police arresting the guy without the baseball bat
Statism, everybody.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

>>66753394
Я нe знaю ))

>>66753363
But I'm so lonely ;(

Reminder to destroy those who insult Dakota

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>>66752872
please slam yourself into a traffic barrier

>>66753760
she's gross

>>66753459
>Slavs

>>66749837
Your preferences are shitty

Thought???

https://youtu.be/O6aKzSJcWJw

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>she's on stage barefoot in fishnets and the FAGGOT cameraguy won't even go for a closeup on her toes

https://youtu.be/krrXu40vtw4

Would have been there first row with a raging boner

>>66753687
#StopDAPL

>>66753687
North Dakota is great
South Dakota is kind of boring.

>>66751399
None of those 16 year olds look 16 and there's too many nonwhites and generally it's very trashy (by definition though I suppose)

2/10

is /cum/ the most normie general? I honestly think so

maybe it's because we're all mono-linguistic normies

sorry mexico, but you barely contribute anyway

>>66754044
there are no girls here so no

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>>66753963
I couldn't tell the difference tbhwy

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>>66754044
Bonjour, je parle francais tout le monde.

>>66754083
fuck you quebec go to /fr/

thats were all you frogs hang out anyway

>>66752826
Don't you have like a lot of nude people in parks and shit?

>>66754104
Telefrancais is an Ontarian cultural icon

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>>66754044
>Tal vez porque somos "normies" mono-lingüistas.
>Lo siento Mexico, pero penas y contribuyes en algo.

you have 10 seconds to name one thing that happens in Nevada outside of Las Vegas

>>66754143
apenas*

>>66754128
not really
guess you can find the occasional topless sunbathing chick here and there but usually people are clothes unless you're in designated nudist areas

>>66754161
nuclear tests

>>66754161
that tesla battery thing

>>66754143
but you're a namefag anime-NEET. It cannot be said Mexicans post here as much as Canadians or Americans

>>66754161
ayy lmaos

>>66754044
Well fuck you too!

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>>66754138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSflK1FTSY

Telefrancais was made in BC

people need to see this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0V_j8G3cNQ

there is a big problem in hollywood and it's going to explode one of these days

>>66754161
Randy Ranch

>>66754161
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

>>66754218
What actually happens in Area 51?

With so much being uncovered in mere emails I think I'd cum if I ever found out what happened there.

>>66754228
Wikipedia says it was produced by Televisionontario.

>>66754293
Well the copyrights on the actual product itself say otherwise

>>66754161
Lake Tahoe and Reno. Great skiing and mountain-activity area. Outdoorsy.

>>66754044
habla por ti mismo puta hoja
but seriously, you are right. It is the most normie filled one.
>>66754240
we call em hollywierd for a reason.

>>66754283
It's where we test out top secret aircraft. Many prototypes have come out of there and at the time people who sighted them believed they were UFO's, as in ayy lmaos.

>>66754263
That's new mexico

helo?

>>66754611
AAAAYYYYYUUO WUT GOOD

>>66754657
keepin it real

>>66754670
careful, don't wanna keep it too real

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hey anon, why don't you join me in the bubble bath?

>>66754947
I don't bathe

Who here /drunkshitposting/?

I have never made a good post

>>66754947
>tfw no high class negress gf

>>66755070
do you work in construction?

>>66754996
just the former

>>66755086
no

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>>66754044
>we're all mono-linguistic normies

is because north american have culture" intellectual laziness "

pleb rather slobers from mouth like idiot, make viewing pig retard sisters kardashian on televisions, than learn of real world surrounds them.