/brit/

the goblin face

File: tumblr_ndkojbl2vJ1s8ba22o1_400.gif (1MB, 273x201px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 273x201px

lemon stealing whores

*squeals lustily*

didn'ty maisie die in like 1995

Business idea: execution on the spot for people who say "aas" instead of "arse"

File: 1462133890206.png (16KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 650x650px

>>66747595
Trying to attract the Dane?

>>66747599
outstanding post

>>66747607
built like a brick shithouse

ahhahahahahaa >>66747599

>>>66747220
the noodle box cost me a couple dollars for 12 packs and this is 1 pack

Come claim your next American felon girlfriend before she becomes someone else's bitch!

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/18-23.htm

soulja boy beefing lil yachty lads

>>66747605
I've been advocating this since day one

WELL THEN lads, it's official, I have piped the qt 17 year old blonde

this brings to an end my short-term gimmick, thank you for participating over the last couple of days!

post toot!!!!

is morrowind the comfiest game of all time?

>>66747633
so if it's cheap you should pig out on it? what exactly are you trying to say?

*indungeonates you*

File: 1449561926748.jpg (143KB, 504x1389px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 504x1389px

>>66747632
shouldn't you be celebrating dia de los muertos

>>66747665
nonce

File: 1473025154917.png (24KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 300x250px

>The Dane has reddit flags now

File: 1412800255771.jpg (15KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 500x333px

>>66747698
ahhhh your words cannot hurt me my friend, not tonight

Big wheel keep on turnin

File: 1463084374698.png (388KB, 800x768px) Image search: [Google]

388KB, 800x768px

>>>/qa/797492
Lads this guy is trying to kill the 3rd party archive sites and lock the 4chan one behind a Pass

>>66747695
that's in the first two days of november :-)

yanks are lucky, they have cool abandoned stuff everywhere

kill yourself worthless scumbags

Got an itch deep inside my ear

>>66747683
Ah yes, indungeonates
*Surreptitiously opens google*

>>66747750
I really hope he makes this site pay to post so I can finally have an excuse to leave.

Neon burning
Up above

File: Gary-Lineker.jpg (50KB, 615x620px)

50KB, 615x620px

>forget about the football, what about the (((kids))), you hideous racist idiots?

>>66747750
why is moot allowing him to destroy 4chan

rooo

File: skywind___balmora_iii_by_verticae-d7qi2oy.png (744KB, 850x568px) Image search: [Google]

744KB, 850x568px

>>66747673
The music is pure comfy

>you will never be an outlander moving through the damp, foggy streets of Balmora after sundown, lit only by dim red lanternlight

>>66747782
*Wriggles my tongue inside your ear*
Better?

WHEN I WAS

>>66747800
This site was a mistake, an experiment gone terribly wrong and snowballed into the cesspool it is today. I really hope one of these days, all of a sudden it just dies.

As an expert in anthropology i find it highly amusing when people devote so much time and energy to being spectators of sports

>>66747790
glad you're perpetuating one of my gimmicks but I still want to box your ears in you little gaylord

goddamn, there's a fuck load of people at these trump rallies

>>66747823
Why?

Watching drop dead Fred, right corker.

>>66747791
>>66747821
ye but then who do u tel ur doing a poo init

Have gotten into the habit of making eye contact with random 5/10s in the hope that they smile at me

God I'm so alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDEcCGlFAeU

File: ralph.jpg (19KB, 245x206px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 245x206px

>wake up one morning and /brit/ isn't there to say 'morning lads' to

genuinely don't know what I'd do

the janny deleted the old thread. i'm afraid he'll delete this one next

Just watched A Boy and his Dog

Fallout literally ripped it off so badly and everyone acts like Obsidian were visionaries

>>66747888
Don't fear the janny
That's exactly what he wants. Stay strong and don't back down. Stand your ground and keep hoptpockets from dragging you down

>>66747868
Good lad

>wasting your extra hour by sleeping

Runt

File: A boy and his dog.jpg (87KB, 950x713px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 950x713px

>>66747909
>A Boy and his Dog
Per my recommendation?

>>66747819
A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOG

https://www.reddit.com/r/SilkRoad/duplicates/4l7m4t/sr1_seller_natural_weed_arrested_german_buyer/

keep talkin like that ur gonna get hit

>>66747880
Get on with your life

Never hear the term "normies" again
Never be informed of when some random NEET is doing a poo
Never worry about whether you'll get a (You) or not

Cannot wait tb h

https://youtu.be/nAbwo8gPefU

funky shit comin through

>looking at abandoned places in the UK
>reading the comments

>eastern euros are travelling to the abandoned site and stealing all the scrap metal

howling

>>66747943
I'd much rather read a book or practice with my katana.

pooey arsecheeks

>>66747813
Deeper. I want to feel you on my temporal lobe.

>>66747868
Don't be surprised when one of them does and you end up back at her place chained to the bed getting hot oil rubbed all over your body as she whispers into your ears with a thick Geordie accent trying to sound sexy.

I don't know where I'm going with this.

>>66747750
I miss moot

giz some good torrenting sites lads

>moyes

Wait so if the clocks go back does that mean everyone in a club gets an extra hour?

Fucks sakes I should have gone out

>>66747605
>>66747655

>said the bitch ass niggahs

Come Stepney Green you soft poofs and I'll fucking cave your skulls in with me quaran.

Hiro is so funny

feel like I've been born again lads, a second chance if you will

>mouyes

036
Drink bleach.

reckon I'd kick fucking arse in a zombie apocalypse lads

dunno why anyone would see the zombies as a big threat. they'll all decay away to nothing in the space of a week. raising insurance premiums and spontaneous combustion are far scarier things iyam

>>66748041
If by funny you mean playing dumb, then yeah, sure, funny.

>mono

File: QHv5fH1.jpg (73KB, 1024x512px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 1024x512px

pirate scumbags

>>66747985
ass*

fuck off poortherner

File: _521091_orig.jpg (189KB, 800x796px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 800x796px

"O Gentile Janitor"
(Anonymous, 1389)

O Gentile Janitor of this thread
We knoweth you go at eleven to bed
We knoweth of your bothersome mass
And the frequency that you pass gas
Thought thou that ye could escape torment?
You fatty swine, thou must lament!
Because so often these threads we create
It causeth thou to shriek in hate,

"So accursed be ye british here
That I hath pissed myself in fear!
When willst you foul men be stopping
Thy shitposting, thy k-popping?"
And in the thread did he hastily,
Delete the posts that hateth he
But ye jesters in a british style
Continueth to post with guile,

"Decideth I, moderator for free
This british thread not to end happily!"
And thus ye Janny hath loudly spake
Causing his olde mother to wake,
"Autist son, ye flatulent beast
Silence else ye becometh deceased!"
O Gentile Janitor, cursed be ye
To live with thine mother for eternity

Henceforth we state, O Janitor fair
Stained be thy underwear,
Thou may never stop us readily
To taunt your weight, to shitpost heavily
Because finally, Janitor of fourchan
Be thou but a joke and scarcely a man
O Gentile Janitor, we taunt you with glee
Thou art but a manchild and do it for free

SWIM is after 3.5g of bolivian coke

File: IDShot_540x540[1].jpg (61KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 540x540px

Don't mind me lads, just the GOAT cereal coming through

guys i lived in yankland aged 10-13 when my dads job changed over there and went to school over there and everything

anyways they do that thing every day in class where you have to "pledge allegiance" to the flag, and for what ever reason one morning i didnt do it because i was a proper runt and this american teacher woman had a go at me and i was like im british so i dont have to and she had a proper go at me about how i need to respect the country im in and all that

at the time, i thought it was completely retarded, as i was a snide little lefty with a vague idea nationalism was somehow "bad", but now looking back i cant help but think how based that woman was.

>>66747989
*My tongue emerges from your other ear*

Loving every laugh

https://youtu.be/EGtdsXhXiEM

>>66748085
groundbreaking post

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

File: kratom.png (8KB, 820x89px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 820x89px

>>66748098

>stereo

*i really like this meme

>>66747868
fatties are loners and low steemed thus the easiest to get mate
they never let you down, plus you got a guarantted blowjob

>>66748133
probably the least funny part of brass eye

thought it was reddity even back then, before reddit even existed

>have a tactical nap at 18.00
>just woke up

le sigh

>>66748133
He's never done it before

>>66748085
Skimmed past this because it was more than a paragraph long but it was alright

>>66747545
so which bridge does she live under

File: l05a5mkl249v.jpg (98KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 640x640px

>anon. anon. the bed is absolutely drenched in piss. sorry.

File: 1217544016353_f.jpg (40KB, 449x500px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 449x500px

>>66748159
una vela......

>>66748159
Would like to get a fat gf and bullycide her

>>66748195
*Grabs her by the scruff of her neck and rubs her nose in it*

>>66748195
Big fan of this gimmick

>>66748195
Like this gimmick

>>66747790
apparently it appears in one of the GOT books even though I literally made the word up just a few minutes ago

>>66748169
I'm sorry
Could be worse, I pissed away the entire day despite telling myself I'll get a lot of shit I need to do done on the weekend
Now I've got the Sunday to try and do it which I probably won't either

>captcha is "die liberable"

>>66748116
seems like you're regressing as a person

time to kill yourself

>>66748195
kek

that Alan Watts dream song is mesmerising

>>66748195
hot

>>66748195
not a fan at all

>>66748195
Unironically had a girl tell me she wets the bed the other day

Had to resist the urge to tell her it was my fetish

>>66748230
I know. I googled it

>>66748236
fuck off paki

>>66748303
Vile

>>66748104
GOAT CEREAL

Michael Moore losing his shit on Channel 3, kek

>>66748296
just do it crypto-yank

nobody will miss you

>>66748303
Alright, where's the penis this time?

Will NOT be fooled again by pictures like this

>>66748303
practically bolt ons at this point

shoo

>>66748303
repulsive

>nationalism
fucking STATE of you

>>66748303
wouldn't download a single byte of this

>>66748303
degeneracy

File: b9b26396b1a9e71cefe90feab825da5309d672db8c4a01f5d6f551fd8e45e6ab.jpg (52KB, 716x359px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 716x359px

Realy makes you dust off the old thinking cap

File: DavidThewlis.jpg (101KB, 580x344px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 580x344px

>>66748333
>channel 3

File: 11220860_1020117934676086_2434586341806346804_n.jpg (76KB, 960x668px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 960x668px

>>66748359
>>66748379

Anyone who uses the word arse in place of ass is officially one of the following or all combined:

>a pikey
>poortherner
>working class scum
>a runt

File: 3907C83300000578-3818448-image-a-49_1475426201478.jpg (34KB, 634x358px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 634x358px

>tfw they've probably secured up the London Stadium after the police found the twats video

>>66747973
The entire point of my action is to make my life as predictable as possible. This includes doing the same things in the comfort and security of my home over and over during my free time. I don't intend to "get on". There's nothing to "get on"to.

>yes i am better than you because i chose to be born in the uk whereas you chose to be born in pakistan
umm honey

File: 1386210720825.gif (2MB, 224x192px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 224x192px

>>66748195
It's OK, so are my pants.

>>66748359
Anyone who unironically calls themselves a nationalist should be sterilised

>>66748409
Shh, shh
*quietly smothers you with a petrol-soaked cloth as you struggle like a landed fish*
Shhhh now... yes good boy

File: 1475223798406.jpg (212KB, 1080x1350px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 1080x1350px

>>66748201
Not lil enough.

>>66748409
Greater London

Lenny wants to tend the rabbits

liking the revolt against arse aka the tryhard britboo spelling
i literally never say it like that

i pronounce it ass and so does everyone i know

>>66748440
hot

File: 1450484076866.png (280KB, 407x453px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 407x453px

really good at talking to and flirting and indeed bedding girls but I can't find anyone 21+ that will go into a serious relationship with me

also I have no friends

what does this make me?

Gf is having absolute kittens because I won't reply to her

File: dsc_0027.jpg (70KB, 664x441px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 664x441px

>gf keeps baking me cakes and buns when I'm trying to cut

Quite scared that if I ever fucked a 5/10 fattie she'd turn out to be a tumblr feminist and accuse me of rape for victimhood points

File: mum dad.jpg (28KB, 480x305px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 480x305px

Mum and dad, Romania, whenever the hell they were young.

>>66748526
me suckin your mums dick

>>66748526
gyppo

File: 1473461652202.jpg (544KB, 1046x1600px) Image search: [Google]

544KB, 1046x1600px

>>66748466
> tfw can only wank to milfs and little girls

>>66748436
Good post

I wasn't even born in Pakistan, I was born in Luton, yet /brit/ still thinks I'm less of a brit than them just because my parents are Pakistani.

It's silly to say the least.

>>66748504
Literally me

You're superfically charming, the best you can hope for is a couple of months before they see past it.

>>66748280
and therefore I am now going to purposefully use it as often as possible, despite its horrific connotation, or whether or not its even applicable to the conversation in hand

>>66748486
seriously im not trying to meme you or anything

but where the fuck in britain are you from where people pronounce it as "ass"

never heard that in my life

you're probably just underage and therefore completely americanised

>>66748526
Fuck off Romanian bender

>>66748466
delete this please thanks

Mummy why aren't you moving

MUMMY where's dinner mummy
WHY are you just lying on the floor mummy

>>66748526
Ce faj cigan?

File: ss+(2016-10-29+at+11.55.03).png (59KB, 930x826px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 930x826px

lads

File: 1411304232475.jpg (13KB, 224x188px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 224x188px

>>66748557
I want to be proper

>>66747675
i wouldn't call 200 calories worth of noodles pigging out. are you a runt by chance?

>>66748567
from hampshire

myself and everybody i know says "ass", like ahss and not the american ayss though

>>66748567
It's bait

File: 1457894437671.jpg (97KB, 332x396px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 332x396px

>Fuck off Romanian bender

PIRATE GO HOME

>northerners can't diferentiate between a long a and "ar"

haha is this where the arse/ass confusion comes from

File: 1458993100586.jpg (280KB, 1000x838px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 1000x838px

>>66748504
at least you're not bad at both flirting and relationships

t. 28 y/o virgin

>>66748626
How old are you?

File: the_fall_of_gondolin.jpg (417KB, 902x1519px) Image search: [Google]

417KB, 902x1519px

>>66748574
>>66748612
Wow rude.

File: 1458450435543.jpg (38KB, 716x720px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 716x720px

Gonna make my dinner in a minute even though its midnight


Ahh the neet life

>>66748567
>>66748651
I know what he's talking about

Its just hard to visualise in your head at first

Just literally imagine aaaaaaaaaaaaa s
aaaaaaaaaa s

>>66748620
I know lad

Just try and find yourself an abnormie gf who will put up with you. Thats the plan for me anyway. Fit, social birds need more than I can give them in a long-term relationship.

>>66748689
22

>>66748695
might join you but I'm a wagecuck

>>66748651
it's not desu
"arse" sounds like a farmer saying it

>>66748688
wasteman

What time is is reasonable to study in the library until?

File: 1472491155617.png (343KB, 575x540px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 575x540px

An autistic kid from my village once asked me if I could take pictures of him in his self-made armour.
I asked him if he couldn't get his mother to do it, to which he replied "My mother doesn't really do much, she is a so-called "sofamum""

I felt so sorry for him that I actually went ahead and did it

>>66748733
Do not reply to me

yorkshire pudding peng

really good at bedding 10/10 women, really rich, funny and indeed intelligent but I can't tie my shoes

also I have a debilitatingly large prick

what does this make me?

>>66748714
well i'm 42 and pronounce it "arse", i've been alive longer so im correct

>>66748755
would love to know what this post said but i didn't read it

>>66748750
Was it cool armour? How many wrist-mounted rockets did it have?

was on holiday for a week

wrestled with the idea of cheating with my gf of 8 months due to the fact i was surrounded by fit foreign birds (and some that weren't even fit that i was tempted by) just because i wanted to get my dick wet and the idea of seducing a new girl seemed appealing to me

didn't go through with it (could have tho, a Hungarian qt definitely wanted my dick), so while i stayed loyal i don't really have an innocent conscience

>>66748750
will find you and kick your head in you fucking hobbit

>>66748747
runt hours: 9am-5pm
pleb hours: 6am-9am, 5pm-midnight
masters race: midnight-6am

anyone else /velcro/?

still can't do my laces haha

>>66748750
nonce

>>66748750
>Iceland

ever climbed a tree?

>>66748773
enjoyed reading this post, even though it was skewering my original post

good banter my friend - ouch!

Who here wants a big hug

>>66748790
good lad

Wouldn't mind moving to Iceland desu

>>66748800
What is it with anglos and weird as fuck opening hours? Why would a library stay open 24 hours a day? Who the fuck goes go the library in the middle of the night? No even our shops are open 24 hours a day. It's called worker's rights.

>>66748790
>lads I went on a holiday and nothing happened

Great story lad, chapeau

File: 1476215301334.jpg (937KB, 1283x1079px) Image search: [Google]

937KB, 1283x1079px

Only in my early twenties but I feel real disdain when I see these underage sluts with their arses hanging out and loudly talking about sucking cocks at the bus stop.

Feels like somebody needs to do something about it.

>>66748773
Reece

gonna actually watch twilight tonight cause ive never seen it before

>>66748750
>lower class people in iceland

is that even possible

>>66748838
I have never either

I am the leader of the so-called 'arse' coup

>>66748863
Two world wars

>>66748789
>Cool
not really
>rockets
0
>>66748793
Weird gimmick 2bh
>>66748836
I think he was 17 at the time, but not mentally
>>66748838
Yes

>>66748890
praise be

File: cara.jpg (98KB, 1400x1049px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 1400x1049px

lads recc me a documentary to watch

>>66748790
Meanwhile she had chad round every night you were away :^)

File: 97tcal_08.jpg (275KB, 1260x841px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 1260x841px

>>66748666
Not once anybody stood up for me. Thanks, Satan.

People unironically think San Junipero was a good episode?

>>66748880
>Feels like somebody needs to do something about it.
I agree, takbir

>>66748863
all university libraries are open 24 hours, only staffed for 12 hours though

and workers rights? you have legal brothels and no minimum wage lol

Hang on a minute, if I sleep now and wake up at 6 I'll actually have 7 hours of sleep? wow

>>66748842
me

what to message the slav tinder qt

>>66748861
You are probably a decent chap, but I am required to tell you "Fuck off. We are full"

>>66748915
nothing wrong with legal brothels you puritan prick

>>66748880
I actually do too
Like its getting to the point where the next generation will walk around in thongs as the norm

>>66748863
Uni libraries

People have projects or reports they have to do allnighters to get in on time because they're disorganised spastics

>>66748926
dunno how it works, might just stay awake till sunday night to make sure

>>66748943
degeneracy

>>66748926
Lol im too stupid to work this out

>>66748910
Tbf if she did, I could safely break up with her knowing I'm morally superior

If I was the immoral one while she stayed loyal, I'd be wracked with guilt

NEW, get your ass/arse in here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11533664
http://www.strawpoll.me/11533664
http://www.strawpoll.me/11533664

decided i'm moving to iceland

>>66748943

MISSIONARY

FOR

THE

SOLE

PURPOSE

OF

PROCREATION

>>66748915
>not having legal prostitution
And we do have minimum wage.

File: 1459096162294.jpg (79KB, 500x484px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 500x484px

>>66748750

>>66748982
>guilt

I want normies to leave

>>66748942
I won't do anything bad, I'll just go for walks during the day and sit in front of the fire at home on my computer at night.

The gf just asked me if I'd ever help with housework

So I told her 'yeah I'd cheer you on and clap whilst you did it' haha what am I like boyos

want to shag a sofamum

on the sofa

>>66749006
Wos host Du grod von mia gsog du gstunkana klana Saupreiß? Du woast holt schu dass I schu bam Bundeshea ois besta Gfreita aussigaungen bin, I war in am Haufn urgeila Saufnochtl und hob über 300 Stiegl gsoffn, oida. I bin a drainierta Pinzgaua Fohra und da besta a noch dazua. Du bist nix für mi ois a kloana gschissena Viutrottl, I gabat da so a Wotschn wirs di Wölt no net gsegn hot, host me? Du glabst du kummst jetz davon nochdemst dei pappn so deppat aufgrissn host? Do denkst noamol driaba noch, Oarschgfriss. Hiatza grod während du mit mir so deppat umanadaredst hul i schu meine Komarodn vom Blosmusiverein, und dei IP wird grod im moment zruckverfulgt, olso richt di schuamol her, wal wir richtln da di Wadln glei, du blede sau. Wemma daumit fertig san wast a nemma wo obn und untn is. Du bist am oasch. Klana. I kon iwaroll sei, ollawei, und i hau da auf iwa 700 ortn dei gfriss ei, und des netamol mit meiner Steyr AUG. I bin net nur da beste im Zöltfestsaufn, soudern i hob a an Zugriff auf des gaunze Arsenal vom Musiverein Leibnitz! Wenn Du gwusst häst wos dei klana "gscheita" Kommentar dir eibrockt, dann häst wahrscheinlich dei deppate Goschn gholtn. Aba du hosts ned tau, du host dei schiaches Gfriss aufmochn miasn, und jetzt zoist, du Saubua. I scheiss an grant üwa dir aus. Du bist komplett depp, Brudi

t. össie

File: 1463129005231.gif (975KB, 250x227px) Image search: [Google]

975KB, 250x227px

> tfw for an hour we're in limbo

Honestly haven't got a clue what's going on atm

>flag waver
>spells it "arse" out of national pride
>does not have a gf

you lads are so predictable

riding my bycicle to get home

>>66749015
Surely after a 16 hour long day of back-breaking labour?

File: Screenshot_20161030-000615.jpg (804KB, 1413x1792px) Image search: [Google]

804KB, 1413x1792px

Ah yes

The so-called "normie" life

Very good

>>66749053
Clocks don't go back until 2am

birthday on monday haha

could seriously be doing better things with my time atm

File: Just-a-Minute-Nicholas-Pa-007.jpg (25KB, 460x276px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 460x276px

>>66749053
Just go to bed and don't get up until it's bright again outside. Problem solved.

File: FOUND IT.png (680KB, 910x592px) Image search: [Google]

680KB, 910x592px

lads i found the slag hallway
knew it was st fx

What exactly is a so called sofamum?

>>66749012
Yes, it is normal to feel guilt if you do something immoral.

How are normal emotions a bad thing?

>slept in until 3pm today
>have to be up for 8am on monday

ah yes my "sleep schedule"

consider myself a sofanon 2bh

I'm watching 2001 A Space Odyssey and I'm not entirely impressed lads, I mean its alright but I prefer other Kubrick stuff, sure it was good when it was released but nothing too special in it

>>66749155
>slutty nun
really?

>>66749171
Because emotions destroy you.

File: 1473976451423.jpg (625KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

625KB, 1536x2048px

>>66749155
original (jungle is massive)

>>66749155
>People who comment on random slags pictures telling them how hot they are

Mental illness.

>>66749160
It's just a literal translation of what the kid told me.
It suggests that she is very inactive and probably depressed

>>66749197
lmao u fucking dalek

>>66749206
nah those are all female acquaintances
t. knower

>>66749191
Excellent post

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic medieval battle reenactment photographer

File: 1474273085589.jpg (60KB, 544x604px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 544x604px

>>66747545
Ugly

>>66749191
>no mention of halloween slags

>>66749189

nothing beats the shinning

>>66749191
hahahaha had a good lol at this
looks a bit bare though... that slag of the month feature doesn't need so much room

File: 1471628204275.jpg (86KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 500x333px

>Because emotions destroy you.

>>66749191
fucks sake post it again

File: nov mag.jpg (727KB, 900x1228px) Image search: [Google]

727KB, 900x1228px

>>66749238
>>66749241
>>66749263
Deleted for spelling mistake

>>66749253
I can't think of a way to change it or a main thing to have in the middle

>>66749227
Cyberman actually you normie cunt

>>66749189
>watching 2001: a space odyssey
*doffs cap*

File: 1467534016266.jpg (381KB, 1536x1920px) Image search: [Google]

381KB, 1536x1920px

>>66749155
good work

>>66749123
(Early) Happy Birthday anon!
Hope you have a nice day

>>66749307
>fat with no tits

might as well NECK yourself innit

>>66749227
Daleks have anger and rare bit of fear. Cybermen have no emotions

>>66749287
(You)
Really enjoyed this whole image

>>66749287
Looks good, does look a little bare though

maybe fit 1 more story in there?

>>66749236
This

She must now comment on theirs in return, depending on their social status

Some are big fish, she will prioritise these. Others are lower on the social ladder, they are scavenging for compliments, hoping a big fish will return the favour once they post their inevitably ugly picture. Most will be disappointed.

Ah, runtlife

>>66749350
Where can I put it in? And what can I do?

Maybe take the slag images off and have a thing in the middle.

File: 457448321652.jpg (46KB, 514x536px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 514x536px

>>66749287

File: 1476761683419.png (390KB, 785x695px) Image search: [Google]

390KB, 785x695px

>>66749287
needs something about those savage break up conversations:
so that's it?
goodnight

and also pic related may be useful

Fighting the good fight

>>66748890
I'm his right hand man

>posted the 'you might be one or all of these if you say arse'

Feels good to be mASSterace

>>66749374
Not sure lad

looks really good though desu

>>66749287
this is superb work mate, can't wait for the next issue

File: pepe.jpg (7KB, 231x218px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 231x218px

far more pepes in my pictures folder than I'm comfortable having lads

>>66749287
Next month better have an interview with the Irish lad who keeps on finding god and reveals where he is

>>66749412
mate i have a folder of over 4k pepes

>I want to suck on them LOL
and other IM's to make him("her") weak at the knees

>>66749287
can you post previous versions please i want to collect them all

>>66749394
glad to be receiving your ASSistance haha ha hahaa haha

File: 1462185619067.jpg (176KB, 1242x1242px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 1242x1242px

>>66749423
prove it

File: rare epep.jpg (195KB, 744x1053px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 744x1053px

>>66749412
Even this one?

had a fight with the gf lads
bit sad

>>66749331
Thank you, I'll be at work all day

File: reding a mesg.jpg (49KB, 655x527px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 655x527px

>>66749376
>i wanna see themmm
>yummy :33
>take off the bra :33
>they're really nice

>>66749376
what is going on in this picture?

>>66749206
This. Things could always be worse lads, you could literally be the lad posting
>Ur so HOT

File: 1476765092157.png (459KB, 788x706px) Image search: [Google]

459KB, 788x706px

>>66749376

>>66749476
did you get pinned or something? you shoulda dominated her, why are you sad

File: 1468668701587.png (898KB, 600x757px) Image search: [Google]

898KB, 600x757px

assemble

File: novmag1.jpg (651KB, 900x1228px) Image search: [Google]

651KB, 900x1228px

Got a gap in the middle now, any ideas what to put in?

>>66749287
Wish this was a real magazine

>>66749458
obviously

>all 12 versions

Watching these UK skyscraper/crane climbing videos on YouTube

How come the police let them off? They just take their details and are able to walk off

>>66749515
some lad did some skype sex with what is, to the untrained eye, clearly a man wearing girls clothing

would unironically pay 90p a month for a physical copy of /brit/ Monthly to be delivered to my door

Need to find a ugly, lonely girl to bullycide lads

>>66749546
yoga 710

File: 1426877659711.jpg (50KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 499x499px

>>66749453
cba for screenshots but back in early 2015 during the rare pepe phase, when /r9k/ was basically just 100% pepe, there were loads of mega files that contained thousands of pepes and i just downloaded some of them

>>66749546
>man travels across the globe, spends £3000 and received 1 (one) hug

>>66749538
I admitted cheating on her in august
then avoided conflict for a while and fleed on my bycicle

File: Normal map pepe.png (27KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x600px

>>66749558
This?

>>66749546
background image of train tracks

>>66749615
You're an odd fellow

>>66749546
Make the other icons smaller

Obviously the story of the month is Tim moving in to his new place, so put a big pic of that in the middle

>>66749546
put our rightful king Richard III in the middle where he belongs

god save the king!!!!

>>66749615
shoulda just suplexed her through the window

File: 1477270507770.png (24KB, 840x1476px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 840x1476px

>>66749546
What else?

Abolish the monarchy

raaaah blud kmt

>>66749610
if everyone in the world drew their own pepe there would be 7.2 billion rare pepes

File: 1475919287808.png (148KB, 222x293px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 222x293px

>>66749615
>fleed on my bycicle

ah right so it's half past midnight but it's actually half 1 in the morning?

>>66749685
wow...........rlly mks u thnk.......

>>66749651
>Tim

Literally the worst gimmick spammed by one autist, does not even deserve recognition

>>66749706
FOY

>>66749623
thats been my desktop background for several weeks now

jesus, keep up Grandpa!

File: IMG_20161024_204420.jpg (101KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1024x1024px

>>66749546
UK hip hop and grime boy wonder Dave colloborates with global superstar Drake

Free download inside!

>>66749676
this desu

new
>>66749708
>>66749708
>>66749708

Think Reece deserves a story tb h

https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/790944295297638401

New:

>>66749772
>>66749772
>>66749772
>>66749772

>>66749546
er, i think you should put in the correct date you yank
>november 16
FOY

>>66749789
the fucking state of it