/brit/

anime

why did they make regular sized mars bars smaller???

the state of /brit/ 2bh

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There's something wrong with this train

>>66739228
OK so they need a non-binary category then you ignorant bigot.

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would you

>>66739308
why are 'fun' sized bars the smallest

>>66739233
Bizarro Ludford

Business idea: Fascism but a bit softer and less authoritarian

>>66739308

save money

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haha lads

this made me do a think then do a sad

>>66739329
are they a dwarf?

*harry potter orchestra music plays in the background as the camera swoops in on the thread*

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NAAAARMAN PRICEEEEEE

>>66739316
yes, it's not going up my arse.

>>66739329
>no matter how good looking you are, she will unironically get more matches than you

really funny to think i actually thought i was going to get a gf and stop posting on 4chan at one point this year hahaha

>>66739333
alri michael mcintyre

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Have fetish for ugly, lonely sad girls tb h

>>66739233
excellent. much prefer this to ludford's shit

>>66739344
Nationalism?

Like Russia, Turkey and Israel?

>>66739308
brexit

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AIsha is proper hard ngl

>South Korea's President takes instructions on government appointments from a group of female billionaires named the Eight Goddesses

>they believe they have magical powers and assassinate anyone who speaks out against them

>they effectively control the country through their puppet leader

>their leader is a former Shine Maiden who is believed to have murdered her priest

Turns out North Korea were the good guys all along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPV8c3Q4D8U

banger 2bh

also, anyone noticed how the captchas have been made more difficult recently? reckon it's a scheme to get more pass users on board 2bh

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the overflow crowd at drumpf's rally in CO right now

>>66739344
cuck

Copy and paste-able, get them while they're hot:

tb

>>66739428
me in the sunglasses

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>>66739415
ahh yes what a lovely news source you posted

>>66739379
crying girls makes my willy hard

>tfw tall white straight thin Anglo
hit the lottery on life lads

>>66739350

pfffft I went trick or treating til I was about 21 (I'm 6'5)

>>66739423
>anyone noticed how the captchas have been made more difficult recently
Are you talking about the "select all around the airplane" yoke?
It's pretty easy once I figured out you could make more than a triangle.

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>>66739465
same

>>66739415
They're both kinda shit.

Business idea: start a filibuster army to take over the whole peninsula

>>66739372
don't know lad, I've got nearly 40 matches this month

just haven't spoken to any of them apart from a few who proceded to ignore me after I decided to send them some kind of opener

not a fan of this anonymous poster

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>former prisoner is a criminal

Ah yes, the Daily mail are at it again with the groundbreaking coverage, very good

Business idea: Make 'alot' a real word

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>is Finding Dory worth watching lads?

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>>66739508
yes

it made me cry a bit haha

>>66739528
always thought it was

>>66739415
going to need sources on the multiples

>>66739329
no but there was a cute dwarf girl i knew. she didn't have the dwarf face

>>66739520
>40 matches this month
mate, I get that in 10 days

that slag will get it in one sesh

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>>66739528
it is though

didnt know finding dory was already out haha

>>66739376
>>66739447
>he gets annoyed by humble hobbyists on 4chan because his life is so boring

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tfw too old to have ambition

Socialism and strong border controls

>>66739573
old enough to forget my age sometimes

>>66739600
bog off grandad

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in my /bet/ days i was staking £300 a day on fucking shite like icelandic U19 woman, romanian 3rd division, fixed turkish friendlies. quit cold turkey at +£1300, gambling is as addictive as any drug imo.

>>66739587
They're as bad as anime posters. We have a board for trains, use it

>>66739600

tfw my nephew never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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>humble hobbyists

>>66739570
I get in about 3 days

pic related

>>66739502

why does the uk use so much heras fencing

does every politician have heras share or something

>>66739520
why would they swipe right if they didn't want to talk to you anyway?

why are girls such vicious cunts?

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>>66739513
top lad

>>66739600
Is that the guy from it's always sunny or is that Bernie

>>66739570
I don't think I'm particularly good looking, nor do I brag about having shagged any of those girls, because I haven't.

wait is trump actually going to win

>finds a /brit/ post on /r/4chan
>LOL THIS SITE IS FUNNY LOL

>gets on /brit/
>WTF I DONT LIKE ANYTHING HERE
>YOURE ALL AUTSITIC LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>OMG GUYS I BROKE UP WITH MY EX GF ONEITIS. WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR PREDRINKS GUYS. OMG SESHHHH

t. half of the fucking population of /brit/

>>66739629
the effort you're going through to belittle them is even more autistic

or is that the meta-gimmick?

everyone post their face now.

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Socialism and weak border controls

>>66739673
yes

>>66739643
come on mate, they're hardly going to reply to a "hey" or whatever

an dyou have to remember even ugly girls get 50+ matches per day

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Ah yes, I see...

>>66739643
they want to see if you will match them for a bit of validation

>tfw wife's son stole my vape pen

>>66739673
Well, no.

Obviously not

>>66739350

5'9" at 12 fuck

I remember being measured in year 8 and I was 4'11"

Grew to be 6'0" in the end though

>>66739693
whys that

>>66739626
trains are a quintessential part of british culture

>>66739643
Because any girl has at least twice your matches unless she's super fussy.

Also, men speak first more and also try harder to conversate, therefore it's easier for them to get bored

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>you were born into a time when dating and relationships are mostly formed in a literal digital meat market

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>>66739673
No he isn't.

A Celtic jersey and a pint in the local

F.T.Q.

>>66739716
great post

YES STEVE MRE UPLOADED TWO NEW V IDEOS

>>66739754
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.

>>66739233
why are commies socially conservative?

>>66739784
>polls are rigged

you do realise if they were it would actually favour Trump?

>>66739676
wtf are you on about you reddit twat

fuck off

>>66739729
because i know things

>>66739734
>trains are a quintessential part of british culture

Perhaps. But trainspotters are autistic weirdos who nobody likes

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genuinely repulsed by most meats, I throw up at the taste and the texture

if there was a tiny tiny little piece from a beef chunk in my rice then I'd just fucking have a siezure

>>66739786
Soviet Union first country in Europe to legalise abortion

>>66739643
I don't know lad, I try to think of clever openings and never just say 'Hey' or something amongst the like but I always imagine that they're probably chatting with some chad with instead of me.

>>66739838
Do you have any proof to backup your claim?

>>66739828
Shan't

>>66739842
spastic

>>66739828
good post

>>66739447
>>66739554
Just google Choi Soon-Sil

>>66739817
how accurate were your polls for brexit again?

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>>66739828

>>66739842
nu-male

post more commie tranny pls

>>66739447
>>66739554
It's true. its a massive scandal in south korea now and everyone is protesting for her to leave

>>66739883
>muh brexit

eggs and apples

>>66739716
good for that lad

meanwhile I just open a fucking app and do the same thing in five seconds haha

>>66739883
UK polls are historically shit, we're hardly ever right.

USA polls are some of the most accurate in the world.

>ready to start drinking and go to the pubs
>have no one to do this with

Ah yes

>>66739883
Quite accurate if you checked the night before

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>>66739685

>>66739883
A leave victory was in the margin of error.

Trump winning is nowhere near.

>>66739912
they're literally exactly the same situation

>>66739854
mate, if it's not working for you just get rid of it. you'll just end up feeling like shit.

tinder is heavily biased towards girls, and you will almost always hit a couple of places below what you'd do normally.

>>66739940
literally me

>>66739949
no they're not

>>66739949
>Literally exactly

No.

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Celtic jersey and a pint in the local

F.T.Q.

>>66739954
I bet all the phone runts are angry right no

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66739912
66739928
66739935
66739947

Is this real? Would you actually get stronger for doing pushups 100 days in a row?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fglzVZgBCfc

ah bollocks i cant find me fuckin botte opener

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>i love my country

>>66739954
reminder that this is the janitor

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>>66739967

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where can i buy a decent umbrella?

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Thoughts on the state of Iowa?

>>66740002
the queen on suicide watch

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>>66740002
>"""people""" who don't wear poppies

God, to the rest of the Committee for the Creation of New Humans on Earth:
>"hmm what should we do with the next one lads?"

A committee member to the right of god in the semicircle:
>"let's just make it a regular male with regular interests"

God:
>"yeah ok that sounds go-"

Another committee member, across the room:
>"nah let's make him go BALD before he can legally buy alcohol!! and and and let's make him AUTISTIC too!"

God:
>"YES YES ABSOLUTELY. YOU GET A PROMOTION."

doing a masturbate

ah yes, the reddit fucking idiots shitting up the thread again

>>66740033
literally my anus right now

>>66740045
umbrella-corp.com

>>66740065
the state of iowa 2bh

Call the janny on the longposters

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Sex truly represents a second system of differentiation, completely independent of money and as a system of differentiation it functions just as mercilessly

>>66740067
lily's are nicer

I fucking hate myself and want to kill myself

I just want to get drunk or high at this moment in time and wander the street in hopes some knacker will stick a knife in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV6a4OR59Ls

>>66739954
>scroll down
>have to scroll back up to give you a positive (You)

hmm

November 9th will be a good day for me, regardless of the outcome

There's either a global shitstorm of lefty rage and tears as the world goes into meltdown if Trump wins, or there's a site-wide shitstorm of /pol/ rage and tears as the /pol/tards have a meltdown and actually go on suicide watch

Why are the welsh so much more connected to the english than the rest of the union?

Do they feel any resentment at all towards the english?

Refuse to believe anyone actually likes celery 2bh, it's fucking wrank no matter how its prepared or what it's in

>>66740128
Wales isn't a country, their government doesn't actually have any powers

>>66739625
Tell me about it went from winning on brexit to betting on brazilian series B football and going 3 grand down at 4am because the other team scored 2 goals in the literal last minute... Then I won about 5 grand (only bringing me to 2 grand up) purely on horses. I won like 28/30 of the races I bet on.

Then I just set limits on my smarkets accounts.

Now just a few hundred on Donald trump, florida to be red and voter turnout.

korean pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16S_M58M2GA

>>66740098
not really, you just don't have enough money

Thinking about selling all of my stocks before the election and buying gold

>>66740101
>lily's
go back to 2nd class for fuck sake

>>66740134
it's good with peanut butter to be honest

>>66740104
haha cracking post mate

cheers

>>66740073
I'm reaching upvote levels here that shouldn't be possible

>>66739960
I've deleted and downloaded again multiple, it's really addictive tbf, even more so because I never go out so. I'm actually punching above my weight with most matches, I've posted some of my matches before and most of them are very attractive.

Stop longposting

My PC can't handle all this RAM

>>66740128
wales and england have been effectively the same country for since the 13th century

>>66740178
i have thisleksia

>>66740128
the welsh are basically just english people on retirement.

>>66740148
Why is that?

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Going to 'roll' a spliff lads

*retrieves my rolling machine*

Ahh yes, this should do the job just fine!

>>66739960
I shagged the fittest girl ive ever shagged and it was thanks to tinder

The other two girls I met up with were way uglier and fatter than their pictures showed

>>66740190
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ants_on_a_log

Your culture is a disgrace

ate too much takeaway

can't breathe properly haha

>>66740244
*smashes your rolling machine to bits*

>>66740265
I fully support this gimmick

>>66740134
It doesn't taste like anything and the crunch is nice.

Anyone want to sink a blade into my scalp and just put me out of my fucking misery?

>>66740164
enjoy your ban

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>>66740247
you're making me hungry

>>66740128
Too irrelevant to fight back

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Support the space posting gimmick because it'll annoy phone posters most of all.

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bit obsessed with this bird lads

Fully expect longposting to abruptly stop once autismo janny shows up lel

>>66740295

Watching peep show with my mum was a mistake

He's jerking off to an elf

Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

>>66740296
yes!

come to willesdon green station at 11pm. I've got a knife but it's a bit shit so is it ok if I cave it in with a hammer instead?

hyped as fuck for bonfire night lads

>>66740284
*sighs loudly*
*walks down to the paki shop to get another*

got a feeling this song is about being shagged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqcEDch2yMY

Fucking hell lads I really hate myself, why couldn't I have been norm a neurotypical with normie brain chemistry

>>66740339
bit ug

>>66740399
cracking pair of chebs

Staffy is shivering in the corner because of the fireworks

Lol fucking pussy

>>66740374
v foucauldian post

>>66740399
weeeew

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just ate 4 thornton's chocolate, fudge and toffee cookies from sainsbury's bakery
29grams of sugar per cookie

>>66740451
fat cunt

>>66740379
That'll do

Try make it quick please

Very reddit thread

Preferred it when you fucking cretins were spamming about your exes and oneitis and shit

>longposting
>Ascii shit

4chan is really kill

>>66740429
>Staffy

t. Chav from Essex

>>66740247
dont knock it till you try it, buddy boy

>>66740382
>Bonfire

FOY

>>66740333
nah not really i just immediately hide all the posts

I just want meaningful human contact

https://youtu.be/VRZIySvPMZA
https://youtu.be/VRZIySvPMZA
https://youtu.be/VRZIySvPMZA

new

>>66740483
>>66740482
What phones you lads got

>>66740493
Hull actually mate

>>66740483
literally all cretinous phoneposters and normie shitheads who arrived here less than a year ago

would move to full,chan but they'd infect it too

Women are nought but whores and illusion

>>66740500
*puts you on the bonfire*

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>>66739684

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>Women are nought but whores and illusion

Why does it matter if you phone post?

>>66740469
don't worry, it'll be fine besides it's not like you've got a lot going on up there anyway haha

remember 11pm at willesden green

also, you don't have to but it would be great if you could bring £1 with you because I'll probably have to replace the hammer

>>66740562
dumb phoneposter

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the gf

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>>66739684

>>66740509
i feel you

if i was an attractive young woman i would go to the bar every night and bang every sap there free of charge

>fancy dress at work on Monday

ahh yes, lets all have 'fun' and dress up like twats whilst doing no work

>>66740562
normie fucking cretins who arrived here less than a year ago because of LE PEPE MEMES LE DANK MAYMAYS LE EDGY FOUR CHAN and proceed to fucking shit up /brit/ completely

>>66739716

thats not fucking hard is it

get the bus to oldham tram station, get the tram to manc piccadilly, get the train to euston, walk to kings cross and get on the eurostar, fucking kid isn't special at all

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>>66740512

>>66740571
ONLY when i am downstairs

>>66740572
azor jon

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>>66739684

>>66740563
Alright I'll bring the quid, what type of hammer

>>66740585
>that one lad who forgot it was ragday in school

anyone got a good long post that I should read?

Shall be leaving and returning within the next few hours

really is awful right now

>>66740594
But i phone post and i don't do that. Just like to post in bed

>>66740634
Dab hand at the ol' p'shop

>>66740656
>I have literally never used filters

>>66740638
it's a claw hammer from poundland

>>66740572
manlett

>>66740019

well, yes, but after a certain point you're just training endurance and lactic acid tolerance

>>66740666
>posting in bed
FONT

>>66740619
fuck off rorke

phone posters on suicide watch

>>66740571
>he doesn't use Clover while watching telly

>>66740668
really had a laugh at this post

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>>66740339

>>66740668
screeching

Alrite l

>>66740671
A quid seems really cheap what if it breaks while you're caving my cranium in and I'm left with severe brain damage and head trauma

Having second thoughts, might have to find someone else to cave my head in

Seems to be some new ban evasion blocking horseshit in place
Bit gay of you, hiroshimoot

>>66740639
what the fuck is ragday

>>66740690
when you get some taste

ladybug is a better and cuter name for it than ladybird

>>66740156
Fucking hell how can you bet thousands of pounds?

the only acceptable time to phone post is when you've left your computer to go for a poo and you want to continue your conversation with someone

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watching the fireworks from my room

losing my hair at 22

LOL

blimey, over 50 people have been chatting

can you imagine a social situation in which you're just chatting shit with a room full of 50 people, mostly young men, a large portion of them that have autism/aspergers/learning difficulties, a large portion of them virgins, some having not even kissed a girl, and quite a few of them are from foreign countries?

>slushie machine costs £1200

FUCK

>>66740644
>>66740762
Intriguing gimmick

>>66740736
All I can think about is that boy’s skull, bashed in, the way his head was caved in and how it wasn’t like a heid at all, just like a broken silly puppet face, about how when you destroy something, when you brutalise it, it always looks warped and disfigured and slightly unreal and unhuman and that’s what makes it easier for you to go on brutalising it, go on fucking it and hurting it and mashing until you’ve destroyed it completely, proving that destruction is natural in the human spirit, that nature has devices to enable us to destroy, to make it easier for us; a way of making righteous people who want to act do things without the fear of consequence, a way of making us less than human, as we break the laws . . .

EEEEEEEEEEEEERRR
*rattles the bars of my cage and bares my teeth at you*
*you look frightened and hurry away*

>>66740736
mate I guarantee you it'll be fine

I'll use the claw side first to break into your skull first and then mash it up properly with the other side

you won't feel a thing

>>66740791
It would be a mad laugh

This sounds much better then crying and pitying myself at home, yes, round us all up irl so we can chat shit, that sounds good

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http://genius.com/Roll-deep-morgue-lyrics

>>66740791
could not do this in real life

reckon the normies would start ostracising the aspies and we'd all break into groups

I'd be sat in the corner not saying anything.

>>66740765
If you think the follow isn't a full on CHOOOOOOOOON there's no hope for you pierre

https://youtu.be/u2H0mXC2Wbs

>>66740816
epic

>>66740834
*comes back with a gun and shoots you*

That'll teach ya, varmint.

>>66740820
Intriguing but of little value to me as I'll be euthanised within the next 24 hours

>>66740838
Okay this sounds a bit more humane cheers mate I'll be there on time, getting a plane over now

>>66740868
diversify your fucking taste lad

crawl out of Dave's arse

https://streamable.com/vnpe

me and the gf

>>66740884
still waiting for this image to load. better be a good one

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wish my house was haunted lads

I'd be scared to death and running around screaming like a little bitch, but at least I'd feel something

>>66740868
One glance at the thumbnail, I know it's shit.

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>>66740861
you went in blud

https://youtu.be/3k7kCXCKfqE

>>66740908
Sorry

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ahhhhh yes

>>66740913
>but at least I'd feel something

I'm told cutting your wrists solves this

>>66739698
>ass

Fuck off yank

business idea: make the next thread post a longpost

going to buy a £1000 slushie machine

lads I'm on my phone and I'm really not finding this funny

please stop, alright? Time to pack it in, yeah?

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>>66740910
INCREDIBLY autistic


attached a pic of my gf for comparison

>>66740974
Get the 1200 one instead

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>>66740758
haha benis xDD

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>>66740913
hmmmm nah i'll pass on the ghosts thing

>>66740982
where did you get this picture of my gf?

>>66740942
good lad

bluetooth it to me on the bus after school lad

In approximately 7 minutes I'll be going for my 25th fag of the day

I've scheduled fag breaks throughout my day meticulously so I can always be calm and never thinking about how I want to kill myself

Think my internet's acting up, lads
Lots of posts showing up as blank

>look at grindr
>every twink has pouted lips, short back and sides haircut and is a dancer

Absolutely bizarre
What causes this phenomenon?

>>66740982
how did you get this picture of my gf?

*presses the Janny button*
ahem
ahh
*leans back in my seat*

>endless fireworks

Fucking Diwali

Someone make a new thread before the longposters do it

http://www.snowshock.com/strawberry-slush-syrup/

>£20 bottle
>£370 sales (110 drinks)

BIG profit margin

Business Idea; we all pitch in for a 3D printer, then use that to make more 3D printers

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>tfw no hike gf

does pounding a little twink arsehole actually feel good?

cant get around the part about the dick being there

Been here for ages still dont know what FONT means

Fuck off new twat?

>>66740791
>people playing grime and kpop tunes
>people shouting FOY across the room every time a yank word is said
>person tells a heartbreaking story and everyone laughs at him
>more transexuals than girls
>pakis telling pakis to fuck off paki

Janitor I say JANITOR

>>66741106
FONT

>>66741053
they're gay

>>66741040
Only got infared pal
https://youtu.be/4w-QVYAAREU

>>66740607
I think they put it there because it's a long distance
I think where he would really shine is if you have him a random bus stop in Manchester and a random tube station in Pariss he would be able to work out the route

>>66741106
>Been here for ages
Clearly you haven't you reddit mong

>windows are shaking

They're just fireworks....right?

I wonder what Craven's doing right now

>>66741106
I came here from reddit and I know what it means haha fuck off

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>>66741091
bad feel

>>66741155
nah mate i'm just playing this next door

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnK3OWYOA4

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>>66741165
Coming up with a new character after Poleaboo's story ended

>>66741133
WEll 2 YEARS YOU EDGY FUCKING CUNT

Threw an atomic bomb squealmachine 2.0 at some lads window and I can see him physically shitting himself and frantically typing in fear

>>66741126
I like JME but if you listen to his lyrics they're actually not that good Tbh

>You'll MC at a rave and get a bill
>But that bill ain't gonna last
It will go fast and it might be the last
>Shubs for a while so you won't have no
>Dough for a while
>Well, well, well (Serious)
>You'll get a punch in the nose like blam
>You'll get a big nose bleed like blam
>You'll get a kick on the floor like blam
>Drag your face across the kerb like blam
>Now bring you in the road like blam
>You'll get an elbow drop like well, well, well


not to mention that fucking pokemon song

some of his stuff is good though

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>anti-trainlad-lad posted his anti-trainlad stuff, despite the fact one of the trainlads wasn't here

proceeded to make me ponder

>>66741208
>2 years

hahahahahahaha

Ex gf used to love this choon after I showed her skeptas album

https://youtu.be/GB5GCoeBzYs

Thanks Janny

*knocks the hustle*

Who's your favourite Orange is the New Black character, lads?

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do brits have these?

Quite literally have never been on redit

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>tfw BLACKED slut rooftop gf

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>janitor is finally here to save us

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get on lads

>>66741269
yeah we use them as fleshlights

>>66741235
Trains are really neat tbqh.

IT'S TIME TO TEST THE SPIRIT BOMB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBND5nKfj5Q

>>66741220
Grime isn't about exquisite lyrics you underage twat it's about getting a reload in the dance

>>66741208
What is the point of lying?

>>66741332
>>66741332
>>66741332

>>66741208
you definitely haven't been because then you would know what FONT means because we only started abbreviating it in early 2016, before that we'd type out the whole thing and it was used way more than it is now

not that i would expect ANY of you new CUNTS to remember haha

>>66741240
girls dont actually like music

guarantee she doesn't listen to this now that she's your ex

>>66741328
>>66741342
which one is going to win lads?

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>>66740771
Because I kept winning on the euros and got cocky as fuck.
Then Germany lost to fucking France and I wanted to "make it back". My team was winning 2-0 and I went full jew mode and put thousands on them to win since it was on like 87 minutes just to make a couple hundred more..
I just got really lucky with horses and turned a few hundred in to several thousand.

I will never make any more huge bets like that again as tempting as it is to put much more than I have on Trump...

You win some you lose some.

>>66740750
when you wore normal clothes instead of your uniform

>>66741377

VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/1150933
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

>>66741091
idk them boots are pretty clean