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anime

>>66735314
fuck off

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was going to make a pink edition

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me and the gf

article 50 never

>>66735285
i'm british and i accept the france as superior country

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/flag/tism

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lads

>>66735345
why are commies all manlets?

>>66735337
S U N
B A T
H E R

>>66735232
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw

2bh

>Police issue warning over unknown substance being sold as ecstasy
YOU CAUSED THIS PROBLEM YOU PRICKS

Want a commieslag wife NOOOWWW

Imagine being shorter than 6'2"

>>66735351
fug how does this proxy thing work

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got the shakes

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obtained this

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animoo

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>>66735345
>ywn make her your gf and slowly turn her right wing

*has a word with myself*

>>66735345
What a porker. Thank goodness she got an eating disorder.

>>66735371
they wanted enforced """"""equality""""" because of a deep seated manlet inferiority complex

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>>66735064

just got off the phone with my mum, apparently the charity that my mum volunteers for has decided to have a party at my mum's house without my mum agreeing or knowing about it! Only telling her three days before the party is due to happen, fifty (50) people are expected to come

of course my mum has agreed to it, not wanting to make a fuss, but jesus she'd never choose to do it if she had the option

>>66735394
ha ha banter

classic pierre

>>66735387
why would the government legalise a dangerous drug that explodes your brain cells

>>66735422
*opens my mouth to say something*
*walks off and talks to someone else*

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>>66735408
>countries with life expectancy below 82 years
Debating whether it's correct to even call them "countries" desu

>>66735352
>ayrshite
ohhhhh dear la

>>66735444

lol u dumb fuck it doesn't explode your brain cell

slagposting is epic haha XD best meme 2016

>>66735371
he's 67
he's from a previous generation where people were shorter

ie: before they started putting growth hormones in everything

>>66735509
t. Literal bender

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emily 2bh

doing a poo

i DO wonder where this one anon gets all these slag pics

>>66735422
*Gatecrashes your party and shags your mum*
Haha, only bants, mate.

>>66735444
Not talking about that
talking about the bath salts people are peddling as the real mccoy

up until may you could buy RC's from registered businesses
you could even get a receipt and get your money back if you weren't happy with the product

now, all that shite is being mixed in with an already diluted, unregulated black market of drugs

there's no chance of this getting better on it's own
the war on drugs will never end

only weed and psychedelics should be legalised

>>66735422
your mum sounds like a sweet person
tell her to leave the charity at the soonest opportunity though, doesn't sound worth it. She should volunteer for somewhere that doesn't mess its staff about

>>66735523
a literal bender? someone that bends things?

aisha let a guy cum in her last night

imagine how many men the skank is going to go through in 3 years of uni

the government is bad

>>66735558
That's what I said wasn't it?
You a little slow lad?

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>>66735509

wish people would stop calling scandals Gates

just what's going to happen when Bill Gates gets into a scandal

>>66735523
ah yes I really want the thread shit up with pictures of ugly whores that aren't even nude, I couldn't just go on pornhub and find the same shit only better if I wanted to

>tfw 11 stone and I could rape literally everyone here

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>>66735397

she's INCREDIBLE

>>66735594
t. Andy Parsons

>>66735600
It makes no difference you poof

>>66735594
what if there's a scandal about water?

>>66735571
how do you know this?

>>66735585
haha you're right

*bends cock up your arse*

Just spoke to the mum

>>66735594
Watergate was really big at it's time.

>>66735444

they already did

it's called television

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>>66735600
>Yank slags

>>66735397
>>66735614
Fucking hell

>>66735594
bit reddity

>>66735632
I was that guy

>>66735611
lol manlet

>>66735629
that's what I'm saying you fucking 12 year old. if I wanted to look at pictures of ugly whores scantily dressed I would just go look at porn

>>66735555

Thanks la, but I don't think she'd listen. I'm just winding myself up thinking about it, I mean fuck treating my mum like a pushover and all.

>>66735669
I'm 6'8

>>66735701
skeleton

if trump wants to win then he should just voice his support on dude weed lmao

think ill go get the pizza

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Redpill me on these

yanks out

You're not a man if you weigh less than 80kg desu

>>66735701

gust of wind could knock you over

>tfw 10st 5'9 and could deck every single one of you cuckold runts

can't even arsed typing the rest of thi

im going to vote gary johson because i want all the same policies as hillary clinton but with weed

>>66735745
slimy poo, NOT worth the hassle desu, just consume laxatives la

>>66735632

she tweeted it

she also tweeted about how much she loved her now ex bf cumming on her face

Top 3 kinds of women to bust a nut into?

>>66735684
Here's a trip for you, if they bother you so much you don't actually have to look at them

>>66735749
cmon mate please let me hang around for a bit

>>66735763

shut the FUCK up I'd box your fucking ears in before you'd never realise it

>>66735745
heaven in a packet

Been eating a pack a day since I went on my bulk diet.

>>66735745
sweet biscuits for eating with meals
don't actually help you digest but are still called that.

>>66735808
...mate

>>66735793
>your gf
>someone else's gf
>your wife

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>i like indie

Just did 50g of an unknown substance being sold as ecstasy lads.

Absolutely buzzing

getting a takeaway lads

>>66735792
>no pics or links
Hmm

>>66735780
good lad

>>66735792
source?

>>66735808
fat cunt

>>66735745
More addictive than heroin

>>66735832
is it possible that's ecstasy?

>>66735852
kek

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>tfw 8'9", 10 stone, and cannot stand up

>>66735853
ah yes

Mudbloods for Voldemort

>>66735891
LGBT for Islam

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/288888420_Hormonal_contraceptives_suppress_oxytocin-induced_brain_reward_responses_to_the_partner%27s_face people who still ask their gf to go on the pill rather than just using a condom are really fucking themselves up. A woman on the pill literally makes her feel less attracted to her partner.

Got called a little legend in the tescis car park when I downed a whole packet of mcvities

>>66735880
*wheels you off a cliff*

NOTHING PERSONAL MAAAaaaaaaaa...

>>66735853
>he puts all of his tokens together directly behind himself for the camera
lol

>>66735891
when has Trump said anything against either blacks or gays?
He marches in the gay pride parade all the time in NY

>>66735852
toplel was that meant to happen?

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>>66735887

>>66735843
i just have one more question though
and what is aleppo?

>>66735928
no

>>66735887
quite a dab hand at the ol 'p'shop

>>66735880
>John Rogan

Alri la get us some alpha brain

>>66735872
Not for £15

>>66735952
A Leppo is a mix between a leopard and a hippo

Youtube "Peter Hitchens on Trump, Hillary and Brexit"

>>66735739
cliche move

still feeling the effects of the acid.

>>66735838
>>66735844

she's changed her twitter name multiple times since then so i've no chance of finding it but she did tweet that. even mentioned how it burns her eyes sometimes.

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feel just generally pensive and anxious and depressed even though I'm guaranteed a shag in about 2 hours

need to break the malaise pronto

>>66736042
FOY

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waiting to be hungry again so i can eat more food

>>66736002

Listened to that whilst doing a spot of gardening today. A quality discussion.

>>66735860
They sell them at my work, there's a little British section

>>66736049
Shoe?

Would love to turn aisha into a wholesome and loyal housewife who only holds vague political opinions

doing a gojira listen

>>66736053
did you mean FONT?

>>66736074
Get some m8 they're GOAT

>8 states holding a weed vote

maybe the freedom meme was real

>>66735974
name please

>>66736042
would you consider recording your sex to prove? not that i don't believe you but some may be doubtful

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should

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Damn, Japs... They got me. This can't be it, it's not supposed to end like this. I was gonna... I had so much to do.
I'm sorry I let you down. I'm sorry I won't be there to watch your backs. You've gotta watch each other's backs, okay?

You can't kill me Tojo! I'm better than all of you!
Just let me reload. I'll... I'll kill you all!
This old bull still got some fight left in him. Just get me back on my feet. I can still... I can still fight.

>>66736092
I did but I said FOY for some reason

>>66736125
haha no harm done mate!!

What's diversity a code word for again lads

you're a runt till you've done acid.

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>hey anon, we're having an afterparty in my hotel room later, come along and bring some of the hottest girls you know

some people lads

some fucking people

jesus

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>waiting to be hungry again so i can eat more food

Off to the weed shop lads. Need anything?

>>66736023
>not knowing aisha's current twitter

new to /brit/, eh?

https://twitter.com/sheplaysalone

i shave

need a wank

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477608708039.webm

hmm

swear to god cats are the biggest runtworm animals in existance. i might buy one just so i can kill it horribly

>>66736185
put itv on

holly in a red dress

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKUfcnQq5E

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>>66736080
no

>tfw you can recognise the cocks in POV porn

i can recognise mike john, erik everhard, mr pete, dirty dan, the guy who did the about face series who i think is the same guy who does white ghetto

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Check out my super cool trick, bros.

>>66736167
i'm 130lbs, LEAF

hope the kpop waifu doesn't get into any trouble what with the shit happening in SK lads

>>66736200
was going to edit this but with /brit/ a while ago

shame i didn't

>>66736177

Yeah I'm posting about something she tweeted months and months ago, that means I'm new to brit doesn't it, you fucking spastic

>>66736223
the absolute state of yourself

>>66736220
disgusting. fuck off rasheed

>>66736200
Fucking hell imagine working there

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>>66736256

like clockwork

In August Trump 's campaign gathered around 198,000 people

Clinton gathered around 9000

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decided to dress up for Halloween as the most dreadful and horrifying thing imaginable, so I went as me

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Won't someone think of the (((kids)))?

>>66736259
>disgusting


What bender doesn't want a rasheeda gf?

>>66736276
i think ur pretty :)

>>66736297
this is a piss poor gimmick and I guarantee you'll have dropped it within 2 weeks

never seen you get a (You) off it even

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Fact: I started the commie girl gimmick when i posted this on election day last year, while searching for leftie tears. Check the archives, it's true.

>>66736276
>>66736310

literally sameperson

doorbell went and answered it expecting to be my takeaway but it was 6 kids and they trick or treat so i slammed the door shut and ran off but they threw eggs at the door

fucking normie cunts

>>66736302
good honest anglo men

>>66736274
his name is donald not august but nice try

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Reminder that Trump was Nige's second choice.

POV porn is the only porn worth watching

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Serious question lads

Want to bet £200 on the yank elections

Is this a stupid idea? And is PaddyPower the most trusted site with the best returns or should I use a different one?

>>66736363
trick or treat on the 29th???

>>66736297
kek

>>66736331
Could she even vote lmao

anyone know that song that goes

Dum da dum dum dum da dum dum da dum dum dum da dum dum dum dum dum dum da dum dum dum dum

and it's all 80s synth style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8iF0TAmyr4

made me do a think

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>>66736274
bill clinton's "rally" today

oh fuck it I'm going to get drunk

hate myself

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>>66736259
typical yank thinking
who wants some fat disgusting midwest piggy when you can (((colonise))) some currycunt

>>66736364
Suppose I'm not good and honest then ha ha

>>66736314
>never seen you get a (You) off it even
Best fact check first, Lily.

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/%20Gary-Lineker.jpg/

In possession of 30 rotten eggs

>>66736376
Go on something like odds checker to find the best odds, paddy power is a trusted website

>>66736376
Only if its hillary to win 300+ electoral votes

>>66736415
fucking normies

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>>66736433
yuna

>be an Aerospace Engineer
>night after fucking craze party at the Engineering Society Summer Ball (joint with psychology)
>go into Engineering Mathematics still reeking of special brew and psych pussy
>sitting with my civil and mechanical engineer bros talking about how much we fucking ripped up last night
>take out my laptop (5 year old XPS, basically got it for the better build quality)
>boots into Windows automatically (grub autoloads windows if you don't press a key within 5 secs)
>whatever, just reading through slides
>hear autists scoff behind me
>turn around to see CS nerds who talk about video gaming throughout lecture
>not these guys again
>decide to do some shit to piss them off
>start talking loudly about how MATLAB is the best "coding app" with my civil bros
>they play along.
>start talking about how I use various apps to write my papers in "Lah-Tecks"
>start talking about how much fucking pussy we slaughtered the previous night again
>start talking about how shitty Archlinux is
>tfw I can see CS nerds getting visibly annoyed
>tfw they don't say anything to me
>tfw I discover they have a crush on a girl who wants my D
>she lives in the room next door to one of the CS guys
>fuck her against the wall adjoining his room for weeks
>one time he knocks on the door because we're fucking at 3am
>open the door with this face as he begins to cry
>baby, who is that?
>some fag crying
>I close the door

Love how nerds don't understand the concept of a simple fuck competition, he could have fucked someone too, but he just cried about it. Faggot.

What a cuck. I bet he fucking cuddled her once I pumped and dumped too. Fucking runts

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>>66736460
>>66736419
<you two

>>66736493
Definitely going to read this post, it looks fascinating and well worth the time.

@493
shan't

me doing a quick speech for the lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZQD6QF0jMr

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>who wants some fat disgusting midwest piggy when you can (((colonise))) some currycunt

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>tfw when you thought you've only had 3 beers so far then realize you've actually had 11

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>>66736415
>running and REEEEING out of a job interview

don't know how yanks manages to pronounce awkward words like Indianapolis and Newark casually. it's like they speak a different language.

>>66736373
randlet's a manlet

im average looking i think

t.shavelad

POST MORE SLAGS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>66736376

imagine that squirrel has rabies and bites her fanny lips

>>66736493
You should write a novel

>>66736501
cackling

>>66736415
>this rubbish
I hate social situations but I'm not socially retarded and do well in them.

always ace interviews because I just spout rhetoric and can go on about anything

>>66736541
in dya na palace

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>>66736563

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>>66736563

>>66736541
english is smoother and easier to speak in an american accent

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>>66736541
indian-apolis

new-wark

>>66736541
It's quite easy you just look at the word and then fucking say it

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>>66736563
>mfw

>>66736544
the best leaders are short

>>66736541

a lot easier than a yank trying to say edinburgh or worcester

https://twitter.com/sheplaysalone/status/789627222684471296

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>>66736563

Business idea: befriend a murder of crows

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>always ace interviews because I just spout rhetoric and can go on about anything

>>66736598
fuck sake lad

POST SHOEONHEAD FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>66736541
They're pretty easy words desu
You got one of those hideous lower class accents?

>>66736598
wrongun

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>>66736563

take a chill pill

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>>66736657

>>66736629
adolf hitler was 5'8, george washington was 6'2

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>>66736563
if repeated digits

>>66736593
but it says rght there Indiana -polis

>>66736541
in-dee-an-app-oh-lis
new-urk

Kino

https://youtu.be/kGiYxCUAhks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pywN558dJaU

>0:50
bloody hell bike locks are literally useless

>>66736689
both were enemies of Britain.

>>66736707
bike runts deserve everything they get

>>66736689
case in point

>>66736633
>ed in bur ah
>wer shesh sher

>>66736541
thought 'Newark' was just a weird localized pronunciation of New York as opposed to an actual city (sort of like how they call New Orleans 'Nawrlins')

>>66736634
will take this advice to mind

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No idea what any of this shite means

Which site would get me best returns for £200 on Trump victory?

Help a spacker out please lads

>>66736662
they're easy when you come from a culture like yank or aussie that gives you a lazy accent. everyone you know is used to eveyone around them being slow as fuck.

wish I was a new world babby. probably be high powered billionaire by now

>>66736633
edin-burgh
wor-cester

i'm very fluent in british

>>66736541
>indian apple iss
>newuk
where is the difficulty

Lad's I'm an atheist.

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>>66736734
thank you i try

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>>66736331
>tfw commie students protest against the tories every other week and NOTHING happens

alright which one of you put the pasta in /tv/
do they always bite this hard?

>>>/tv/75805720

>>66736792
>>newuk
literally wrong :-)

>>66736629

stalin was 5'4"

mao was 5'11"

>>66736782
Aren't making a lick of sense lad, think you're making excuses for your shitty povvo accent

Say someone is deliberately trying to sabotage you at work in order to make you look worse and them better, what's the best way to approach it?

It's known by a few people this is happening but it's not directly provable.

social media was a mistake

>>66736817
good (You) return desu

>>66736817
I did not give my consent for my pasta to be used outside of /brit/

gonna get scotland yard on the blower

>>66736834
Tell them to cut that shit out, then shag their missus

>>66736806
spoller dis horse

>>66736800
more thicc asians please my man

>>66736817
I think I actually remember that original post but not sure desu

>>66736806
She would unironically be PERFECT if it weren't for her hideous face. Perfect.

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bf just sent me this

>>66736820
no it's not xx

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>>66736817

yeah, so what are you going to do about it

mate?

>>66736541
nyu wuk
in dee an op poh liss

t. cockney

>>66736912
>doesnt use tomorrow style

end yourself or ill turn ur spine into a flump

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>>66736893

>>66736903
bouncing them doesn't make them look any less fake what does he think he's doing?

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>>66736869

Despise the arrogance of drivers

hurr durr let me just pollute the air because i'm too lazy to walk

>>66736931

got flux la

xoxo

>>66736886
no you fucking did not

gf just had the smelliest period shit.

absolutely repulsive

brother just gave me personal statement to proof read


it's not pretty lads

>>66736903
that's a man baby

>>66736938
legitimately disgusting

>>66736620
put this on mega or something lad

>>66736903
would pay top dollar to shag bailey

>>66736954
I've been here for three years m8, I was shitposting here before you were born

trab pu kcip

>>66736991
FOY

>>66736829
aussies and yanks talk slower than brits and yuros. it's at a level of borderline retardation.

>>66736707

that little mong wouldn't get through my kryptonite lock

>>66736919
Nice

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>>66736942
its not a bad boob job desu, especially going from flat chested

https://youtu.be/ZJPjSaOcVwg big choon coming through

>>66737026
americans talk much faster than brits

>>66736938
Really not helping herself out by drawing s o much attention to her neanderthal nose by pinning so much shit into it

>>66737026
Americans talk fast usually wtf are you talking about
same with people here, I always get foreigners telling me to slow down

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>>66736893
>>66736938

>>66736778
betfair

>>66736903
NEED a bf

>>66737082
FUCKING HELL

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>>66736778
Could you neeky benders stop chatting about traps and help me win a shitload of money which I won't share with you?

>>66737082
Don't these lefties know how evil the Soviet Union was?

>>66736778
decimal odds are much easier to comprehend. you just multiply your stake by the odds

clinton to win is 1.30 so 200x1.30 = 260
trump to win is 3.75 so 200x3.75 = 750

>>66737026
wot yanks talk really fast

is there anything better than taking a fat blast of crack, doing a shot of some uncut dope and topping it all off with a cigarette and a redbull?

I think not.

>>66737026
not true at all. brits properly enunciate everything. if it is one thing in the language department we have you in, it's speed.
also the fastest english speaker in the world has an american accent

>>66737130
killed less people than the usa

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got work soon lads

>>66737082
i find her taste in jewlerry more repulsive than her face

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxImMxR3Yq8

irish """""men""""""

>>66736834
Get dirt on them and threaten them with it.

>>66737130
evil how?

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got a "taco salad" from Wendys

it's just a normal salad with some tortilla chips and salsa...

off to shag the pretty little 17 year old blonde in a minute lads

>>66737128
right up in the link where i posted

>>66737209
What were you expecting?

sometimes I talk so fast I just make random sounds that sort of sound like the word I intended

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>>66737032
No pruhblum mate glad I could hehwp

noticed literally ALL the captcha road sign images from the far east have english translations below the local scripts

does this trigger them or do they even care?

>>66737026
Excuses my man

Face the fact that you've likely got some shitty accent that has gimped you

>>66737026
lol you are fucking retarded mate

>>66737055 >>66737081 >>66737148 >>66737157
all deaf

>>66737255
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>>66736986
I want to do it anonymously though m8 and mega is telling me to download some shit

>>66736778
switch to decimal odds

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>>66737176
kek, holy shit. the state of Ireland eh.

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>>66737226
one of these

>>66736527
Just say its 3 so you can get to 11 again