/brit/

brown edition? that's a little too close to shit edition

>>66733424
brown you mean american XD

If I were to meet with a prostitute is it expected that I go down on her as well?

Not really sure what I'm doing desu

>>66733424
we agreed never to give ribena his own editions

jenny, tear down this thread

alri lads

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>>66733424
>brown edition

You are now thinking about that girl who clearly wanted to be your gf but you let the opportunity pass

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>>66733424

feeling moody and depressed even though my life is going relatively well

>>66733502
sickly sweet shite if you ask me.

>>66733424
means me of that time I did a poopoo haha

>>66733502
superb post
just ate 3

a matter of hours

Still in Nottingham lads

Having a cheeky burger king

>>66733496
*clears throat*
MEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Crystal Palace 1 - 2 Liverpool

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>Oh look its my little brother anon!
>We're going to hit the town later for the halloween party
>*muttered "don't invite him seriously" in the distance*
>You should come with us!

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>>66733557
Fuck forgot the pic

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Ah yes, this costume. Of course, great costume. Almost went as this

>>66733545
fat cunt

*walks in timidly*

Uh, am this is Dr. Pavel's office righf?

brit meetup when

>>66733585
looks like germany or somewhere similar

lads, what time is it?

>>66733605
>womanlets

>>66733585
Looks comfy

One of my favourite things to do is go to a different city alone and people watch desu

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almost chrimbo lads

anyone wanna be my mate haha

>>66733585
I thought Nottingham was supposed to be a shithole, that looks okay

>>66733608
ate three yesterday as well mate
im a right big cunt

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>kwama forager

>>66733623
Fun Fact: They used Nottingham as a stand in for a German city in Goal 3

>>66733627
6:55

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>Hopefully my daughter is having a good halloween! She said she is going as a fox, so it couldn't be inappropriate. Shes such a sweetheart

>>66733620
yesterday lol

wtf I LOVE nottingham now

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>>66733675
>mfw before you realise fatigue affects hit chance

>>66733585
Get a picture by the lions

>>66733436
>is this mosul

are you fucking retarded

clearly you don't know shit

>>66733627
17:56

>>66733623
It's the main square
Loads of interesting marketing stalls
>>66733647
Good lad
>>66733667
It's alright tbf, more blacks than I expected though

>>66733688
Why do they like dressing up like a prostitute?

can't stand fat cunts or foodies

food is just not that big a deal

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spot me

>>66733605
WHEN

WILL

THEY

LEARN?

>>66733646
womanlets are fucking sexy you bender

>>66733720
as i said mate im not very up to date. Also fuck off pretending you know the names to all the surrounding villages around mosul

>>66733758
the one with the thousand yard stare

>>66733758
>paddies playing hockey
wtf

business idea: market a bra and G-string as a legitimate costume for Halloween and cut the whole bullshit, "Oh no it's DEFINITELY a costume I spent a lot of time thinking about" these normies try to pull

>>66733749
t. dyel runtlet

bath is really really lovely

>>66733789
ice hockey

Going to get a Big Dac from Dundonald's lads

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me with the long neck

>>66733688
keep going

>girls who wear actual costumes instead of just lingerie with animal ears
beyond qt

not like a proper costume with a bit of effort can't be sexy anyways

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iCEBFfpOIng

accurate or not?

>>66733758
are they all spacker window lickers or just Kev?

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why do """"""asians"""""" care about what's happening in the middle east?

>>66733789
Paddies are ameriboos

Really quite pitiful.

>>66733772
i do mate, i'm iraqi from east anbar you CUNT

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Not brown, brown, brown, brown

>>66733819
Ireland should just move to North America already so nobody hurts them no more

>>66733869
you're not though are you mate

business idea: exercise

>>66733789
People do play ice hockey here, I went to watch my local team play (MK Lightning) once, was fun desu.

>>66733868
America is an irish colony

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>Daddies little girl is going as a police officer! So proud of my girl for respecting our officers and tributing them by dressing up like them. Can't wait to see her costume!

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>>66733868
>Hockey
>America

>LIVERPOO

>>66733891
>non reddit flagger

aaaah yes

>>66733926
why

>>66733926
Already thought of this one sorry mate
*slaps the back of your head as I run past*

Business Idea: Undercut the entire multi-billion pound diet industry with one sentence 'Calories in/Calories Out'.

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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig77qGQl3qA

>>66733995
hmm.....

Lad just sat near me in burger king and kept looking at me

Worried it was one of you lot, wouldn't have been hard to find me from the picture if you're from Nottingham

Looked like a potential autist too

>>66733954
dont understand
is he a known reddit flag personality

doing a poo

>>66734024
who?

>>66733995
hate it

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>it's an Eddie Jordan episode

who here /universityoflife/?

Failed in my second year haha

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>>66734013
hmmmmm

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>I work out

business idea: post /brit/ memes on twitter where literally nobody cares about them
further business plan: name myself "panhead"

>>66734048
Ponce, I went to the school of hard knocks.

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>>66734048
nah mate, got rejected, decied to opt for dab uni instead

Just stared at some runt on his phone in Burger King.

what if alan sugar ran for PM

alri pan head

>>66734048

didn't need it, I have an account with the bank of mum and dad

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wish I had a fit sister

>>66734070
all: are nige

>>66733680
that was fun

Holy FUARK

Just saw some pic on facebook of a guy from school at his wedding. The years have NOT been kind to him

>looks about 35
>severe balding
>physique of a 40yr old boozehound/fatty
>married to some tubby bird

Genetics are a hell of a drug.

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>>66734062
;)

>>66734048
I went on a gap year for 4 years

>>66734070
me and the lads

https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/792341238645157888

>>66734134
screeching every time

caught a paki staring at some runt on his phone in Burger King

spent my gap year at watford gap services

wish phone posters who post links to twitter instead of screenshots of the tweet would fuck off

>>66734129
you got time to tell that story again lad? Fascinating stuff.

>>66734122
You can see a puff of smoke or blood when he lands

>>66734145
howling

cringing at all stupid stuff I've done

>>66734122
Context?

might start wearing a nice coat instead of a chav parka

>>66734181
add this post to the list lad, baka.

>>66733977
why don't fat people just eat less and move more?
its REALLY easy to not be fat, not even "fit" but just a normal weight.

I'm disgusted by the idea of being fat and start working out hard if I feel flabby

>>66734183
guy died in paris when he climbed a statue and fell off

need to sort my hair out

>>66734145
Is this that chav dickhead all the autists on here consider normie?

https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/792335831394549760

what a runt

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should I shave?

Ulster?

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pictured: Nige with tits

>>66734122
got that webm of the girl being set on fire in south america?

>>66734122
intriguing post

Lads you know how a bottle of Tesco Cola 2L costs literally about 17p while Coca-Cola™ cost's about £3?

Surely Coke have a greater turnover and profit than Tesco so is it really just 100% marketing which lets them price their juice so high? Like it's probably not costing Coke any more to make their shit than Tesco.

>>66733758
>kev plays hockey

fucking based desu

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>>66734150
frogland current year, algerians are fucking this statue up every fucking day while i was there

business idea: refer to women as objects

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Check it
This halloween I'm going as Hillary

>>66733745
rip that waist trainer off and she'll fit right in at Walmart

https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/790944295297638401

almost every post of his has me howling

>>66734243
dunno haha

>>66734202
another meme is that cardio is hugely overrated for fat loss

It is significantly easier to just reduce intake rather than try and burn it off. Obviously there are other benefits to cardio, but still.

>I can treat myself to this cake because i did 20 minutes of power walking this morning ;^)

>>66734236
who are these people and what do they want from our nige

>>66734229
think i'm the only one who appreciates this brilliant gimmick

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>>66734251
he teaches it to kids too

business idea: buy a website from a jew and jew it even more

business idea: refer to serfs as subjects

>>66734226
stop posting this guy's drivel, it's rotting my mind.

>>66734280
loooool

S A V A G E

>>66734309
ur bent m8

https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/790640957830070272

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britain what happened? you used to be cool...

>>66734226
literally how

>>66734243
same thing with apple products

coca cola is also more premium than tesco cola of course

>>66734046
americans always look so fake

>>66734304
plaid cymru lefty teenagers that hate brexit

>>66734326
I enjoy the crunch sound when I tread on you

>>66734222

he's pretty damn normie

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>>66733946

>>66734303
I feel bad when I see fat people out running. Like you know for certain they are doing it because they want to lose weight but that they are (1) fucking up their knees with their shit form and excess weight and (2) they will inevitably give up because it's a miserable experience which won't produce the results they want.

John stones what a prat, that's why Iv never tried to play round the back, if it's gotta go fucking row Z

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>>66734111
2 > 4 > 3 > 1

How can Soichi Terada be SO based?

>>66734363
>plaid cymru

Ahh yes the most annoying Welsh people

>>66734314
most irish mug I've ever seen

>>66734345
this guy must be a parody, has literally every runt trait imaginable.

>>66734404
ah right

so it begins

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outstanding woman

>>66734404
I fucking hate 2016

dumb idiot poster liverpool

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>>66734428
how dear you

>>66734243
probably does cost them more just like man u have to pay crazy prices for mediocre players

>>66734404
>capeshit

binned at the speed of light.

>>66734122

someone sent this to me the day it happened, and i was tripping on shrooms at the time, it did NOT sit well with me

>>66734404
those nerd girls are the worst

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>43 minutes GOAL - Crystal Palace 2-3 Liverpool

>>66734452
still a top lad

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>>66734350
Kinda glad Rhodes isn't around to see how his dream ended.

>tfw Britain doesn't have a space program and will never create New Rhodesia in the stars

>>66734441
she doesn't look real

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>>66734444
>the digit repeated is repeated the same number of times as the digit's value

>>66734444
fuck off, it's a glamorous and scandalous year

>>66734441
chebs too big ngl

>>66734183

techno festival, mong high on MDMA tried to climb the statue and fell approximately 60 feet to his death

post more Harley Quinn slag costumes

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Need rare Kevs

https://www.instagram.com/reece_sanderz/

what a runt

>>66734525
probably on something other than MD tbqh

Imagine it's took me and Chloe 2 hours to find somewhere to get a full English in Manchester

>>66734394
VERY good lad

Just been listening to I wanna be with you

how long can you hold a back bridge for lads? about 40 seconds here

>>66734444
it's been the most meme-tastic year since 2012 tbqh

much prefer this year over 2015

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>>66734535

Desperate Hillary Clinton Buys TV Ad Airtime In Wisconsin For The FIRST TIME In General Election

Desperate Hillary Clinton is buying TV ad airtime in Wisconsin for the first time since the start of the general election, per multiple anonymous GotNews sources.

>Sources tell GotNews that Hillary Clinton’s vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine also just scheduled an event in Wisconsin and that big Democratic super PACs are now “in” for Russ Feingold, who is running to be a Wisconsin Senator. Wisconsin has been a “safe Democrat” state according to the lying media since the start of the campaign, but a known battleground state to people in the know. Hillary Clinton’s ad buys in Wisconsin (for the first time!), sudden appearances by Tim Kaine, and super PAC activity for down ballot Democrats can only mean one thing:

>Hillary Clinton’s internal polling shows that Donald Trump is going to win the state of Wisconsin. If Donald Trump is set to win Wisconsin (a “safe Democrat” state, supposedly), then he is definitely going to win Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida, Iowa, and a whole bunch of other states that will easily put him over the top to win the presidency.

>>66734562
MDMA is literally a type of amphetamine. Not at all unreasonable that it would make a person want to climb a statue.

>>66734576
What's a back bridge

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Truth

>>66734547
https://www.instagram.com/p/3mDLsRwIxa/?taken-by=reece_sanderz

howling

>>66734615
google it fella

>>66734578
irish wedder

>>66734610
never seen anyone do that type of thing whilst on MDMA, and i've done my fair share la.

>>66734643
Ok I'm gonna try it

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>>66734578

any tights lads

why does every commercial on british tv have nignogs and pakis in it

>>66734441
COOOORRRRR

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUZFl_NZ5bU

Lithuania has updated its civil defence booklet telling citizens what to do in the event of a Russian invasion.

It includes large sections on survival techniques and warns that Russia would not hesitate to use military force against its neighbours.

Tens of thousands of copies of the 75-page guide have been distributed.

The government has also launched a telephone hotline for citizens to report anyone they suspect of being a spy.

>>66734691
YAASSSS!

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Aisha had sex and was cummed on

>>66734576

Dunno but I have done a plank for 5 minutes and 5 seconds

>>66734643
I think I did it wrong bc it wasn't tiring at all just hurt my wrists

>STILL no proper successor to KAT with properly catalogued new movie releases and a decently-populated comment section for filtering out viruses / junk

hurry up

Someone snapchat Reece:

SandersBupBup

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>>66734716
um we know mate she literally posted pictures of herself getting fucked

>>66734733
i can barely manage 2 minutes on a plank
i'm trying to improve it though

>>66734716
fucking hell, wonder what the costume was

>>66734691
fucking hell

imagine taking a game

getting out your phone and going on the camera

then carefully placing the game into your mouth

making sure the game's title can be seen in the picture

then pointing at it with your other hand

then taking a picture and willingly uploading it onto the internet

might go out but I'm not sure how I'd get home

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You'd all trade places with Reece in a second

>>66734750
>he doesnt use yiffy

fuck off

>>66734759
Ok fine don't post the pictures then you cunt

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>>66734750
>public trackers
Guarantee you download YIFY releases

>>66734783
lol no chance mate

>implying it's difficult to pick up basic girls like her from shitty clubs.

>>66734808
yeah, because I'm not an autistic turbo runt

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>>66734609
this is my prediction t-b-h

hillary is now losing historically Dem states like new mexico and wisconsin and she has tanked 15 points in nationwide polls over the past three days

>>66734783
no thanks I don't want a realdoll for a gf

>>66734783
yeah and once I'd take a second to spunk into that chebbsmistress I'd trade places right back

>>66734783
Imagine those fat chebs bouncing about as he rails her with his - probably very big - cock

>>66734691
genuinely incredible a runt like him has such a fit girl.

>>66734759
when was this?

>>66734750
*cough* yts *cough*

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>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

might have a so called beer

This reece lad is handsome as fuck and has a gf with great chebs

why are we supposed to be laughing at him again?

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>>66734122
We're here today to remember Barry "Bazza" Johnson who tragically lost his life in a horrible accident no one could have possibly prevented.

He was always a happy young land, jumping around manically and shouting wherever he went with his best mates Gaz Jezza and Deano.

He loved to party, a self proclaimed "raver" and grime head, spending every weekend in the local chain nightclubs in town. we will also remember that he was the best call center manager anyone could ever ask for. His girlfriend Tyler couldn't be here today sadly as she's working today, at a different call center, but we wish her all of our love and hope that new Barret home of theirs will be filled with the memories of their 6 months together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJ3DEKlz8A

>>66734830
delusional

>>66734830
MAKE CALIFORNIA RED AGAIN

>>66734849
He's attractive and probably fun for other normies to be around, probably has a decent ish runt job for his age

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>>66734808
I watch all my shit on a laptop screen so I have no need for 30GB Bluray rips. I have never had a problem with lack of seeds for the stuff I want on public trackers. I have never had a threatening letter from my ISP.

>paying to pirate
Yeah you're the real winner buddy.

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>>66734783

>>66734852
>>66734790
ages ago on her old twitter

fucks sake lurk more dickheads

>>66734866
he's a fucking idiot la

He's not that good looking, has shite hair, style and pierced ears.

>>66734748
did you get your back into a full arch? should feel it in your mid back and slightly in your shoulders, hands should only be at about a 90 degree angle from your forearms so your wrists shouldnt hurt

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erhhh thanks google, just wanting to watch some youtube, wasn't ready for my neurons to fire, warn me next time, arli?

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>>66734886
>new IP
>this post

you shills are all the same

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475839436283.webm

>>66734912
Hes objectively good looking mate.

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getting myself VERY wound up

I wish my mum hadn't said it, some things aren't worth knowing

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>>66734830
>PA and MI

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>>66734906
>he thinks you pay to use private trackers
stop you're such a pleb mate ahahaha

>>66734928
>new IP
?

>>66734716

why are these commie girls all sluts? does it all stem from their crushingly low self esteem?

>>66734855
I'm 4'7 and built like a strawberry mousse but I would be having YOU for dessert

>>66734783
What the FUCK is wrong with her armpit?

I wonder if Chloe and Reece live in barratts new build

Uncomfortable truth: people criticising this Reece fella are extremely jealous of his normie life

Poll wanker loves his fucking polls

>>66734954
wew my lid

WOULD take her home if I found her in the smoking area.

>>66734765

Do you squat or deadlift?

>>66734955
>he doesn't know what a seedbox is

Stay out of the conversation if you're out of your depth.

>>66734978
he's a bit dim, bit I wouldn't mind being him

>>66734969
you posted this yesterday but as butterscotch angel delight and it really made me laugh
made me chuckle this time but i wouldnt push it too much so don't post it again x

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>>66734923
I'm an idiot
I googled and his was the first pic to come up

>>66734949
bernie won MI by 21 points. bernie voters are not supporting hillary. trump has also promised to deal with detroit/flint head-on and to bring back jobs

>>66734966
they think being sexual promiscuous is being "free"

just eaten a biscuit

gonna be a wild night

>>66734866

he's the archetypal normie that we all hate because it's what we aspire to, but will never achieve

>>66734948
Tell us what happened

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>>66735049

walked past a yank couple with their 2 teenage daughters

they were speaking their yank speak and it was so fucking weird

fucking yanks

>>66735025
>bernie voters are not supporting hillary
Maybe not the hardcore ones, but there weren't many.

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the absolute STATE of my cat

>>66735005
yeah both
squat is 120kg
DL is 140kg
still like isometrics though, they've just got a bit easier as ive got stronger

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>>66734928
2bh

>>66735025
>trump has also promised to deal with detroit

isn't he polling at 0% in loads of black areas?

>be a girl
>want to have sex
>get completely sexually satisfied by the 8/10+ Chad of your choice at the nearest club / bar the very same night

>be a man
>want to have sex
>die an 80 year old virgin

>>66735049
disco biscuit?

wahheyyy

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on the bus

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>>66735021
oh nah its this version

>>66735093
*
>be a man that puts no effort into his appearance and doesn't actively try to talk to women
>want to have sex
>die an 80 year old virgin

which male pornstars would you go for a drink with? erik everhard seems like a good lad

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gf just sent me this

>>66735140
the absolute state of this post

>>66735075
there are plenty and most of them are not voting for hillary
>>66735084
he's getting at least 25-30% of the black vote as of two weeks ago

Business idea: find the kid who pulled my underwear down in the changing room many years ago and murder him

>>66735084
>promised to deal with detroit
ah, i promise to make wine from water lads, vote for me

>>66735140
Tyler Nixon

>>66735093
More like
>be a man
>want to have sex
>make a tiny bit of effort by approaching a girl and initiating conversation with her
>spend a little time charming her
>shag her
>have option to make her your gf if you want or to pursue other girls using the same method

been told I look like a chubbier xabi alonso

>>66735140
ramon that black lad with the glasses. seems like a funny guy

>>66735144
disgusting tacky generic slag

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halloween costume is ready

>>66735140
Danny D for sure
We can talk about memes and shit

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>>66735140
Learning the names of porn "stars" is dire enough, learning male "stars" is beyond pathetic

Sort your life out

>go to /leftypol/
>they're all socially conservative communists

>go to /pol/
>they're all socially conservative nationalists

No one likes liberals lads haha

currently trying the no-shampoo meme and just rinsing my hair+putting coconut oil in it every night
going to have to go through a phase of looking like a greasy mess but it'll be worth it when i'm beautiful

>>66735212
kek

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just received this

>>66735159
>he's getting at least 25-30% of the black vote
which is more than enough
Democrats only do well when they either galvinise ALL the minority voters or appeal enough to lots of whites.

>>66735196

he went to prison for animal abuse

>>66735159
No there really aren't plenty. The majority of his supporters were millenials and only a third of them support him.

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>Learning the names of porn "stars" is dire enough, learning male "stars" is beyond pathetic
>Sort your life out

>>66735209
lets be honest mate you would give up a kidney to spaff all over her chebs

>>66735226

I've been watching porn for about 15 years now, it would be weirder if I DIDN'T remember any names

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rhodesia desu lads

a whale's vagina

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me in the radical middle

>>66735273
erm did you know that porn rots the brain

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*patrols the runt farm*

>>66735254
have a word mate

nugg:

>>66735285
>>66735285
>>66735285

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some sicko sent me this picture of my gf in the mail

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>>66735064

Just got off the phone with my mum, apparently the charity that my mum volunteers for has decided to have a party at my mum's house without my mum agreeing or knowing about it! Only telling her three days before the party is due to happen, fifty (50) people are expected to come.

Of course my mum has agreed to it, not wanting to make a fuss, but jesus she'd never choose to do it if she had the option.

>>66735235
>when
but you're beautiful now xxx

>>66735077
bit fat la. diet it

>>66735307
ahh sorry lad would read this but gotta go to the new thread, maybe next time

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>>66735237
my gf sent me this

>>66735241
I am aware. that is probably why he went on to trans500

>>66734441
are Paige

>>66735232
>socially conservative communist

Literally me

The U.K. needs post war labour NOW