/brit/

thought it was a /cum/ made be a canadian

hey it's me, you up?

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Going to be seeing stuff like this all tonight

Best thing about uni is all the fit girls at the red cup house parties

the state of /brit/ 2bh

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>>66731067
yes

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>dog owners
Literally ban dogs over 10kg

>>66731091
dude red cups lmao

HOWLING at how I bullied thailad so hard he stopped posting

when's halloween lads

>>66730987
couldn't lift today at the university gym because apparently there's a normie-ball game and the entire world has to come to a halt to accommodate the hordes of runts that want to watch some roided up runts play with a ball and hit each other for a couple hours

>>66731098
>hurr durr it's not the dog it's the owner

>>66731098
Never been bitten by a dog but I did get the wind knocked out of me by a black lab when I was like 9, that fucking hurt

>>66731098
>he lisped

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>>66731098

owning pedigree dogs.

enjoy your inbred

evenin gents

>>66731190
*clocks you in the jaw*

just woke up lol

>>66731202
*sees you knock him cold and comes up from behind to put you in a chokehold*

>>66731122

>doesn't watch college ball

>>66731222
same lol

>>66731099
>supports 99% of programs

haha, no

Janny is a top lad

>>66731098
Literally kill yourself paki

>>66731150
SAME FOR GUNS... INNIT?

>>66731202
>>66731190
*sips beer from a distance*

'kin hell that kicked off quickly

looks like Jon Snow is going to marry Daenerys

fucking normie wish fulfillment right there

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>>66731182
I will

mogare

Not sure what's wrong with me lads, actually quite hate my ex but I still can't help looking at her social media, been about 2 months now after a nearly 2 year relationship. Think it's because of how different she is now after only 2 months and it's weird / interesting to see but either way it isn't healthy

>>66731366
>1.83 MB, 2592x1936

don't think I'll bother

did you enjoy the surprise?

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>>66731368
never understood the appeal of this mongoloid child

imagine what it would be like to be poor

we all live in a tub of margarine
a tub of margarine
a tub of margarine

>>66731274
Good post

>>66731393
dont care

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>>66731420
hmmmmm not very stoic of you lad

>>66731452
FOY

>>66731190
Morning la

'ink i 'ight 'av 'za 'night. 'ould i?

>>66731098
only 3.6% were mutts? i call bullshit

>>66731393
how has she changed?

should i shave?

>>66731407
>child
Hit the nail on the head la
It's nonces

>>66731202
bit rude desu

>>66731299
cuck

the first approach of social workers, supporters workers, employment advisors, and nurses who who work with poor, sick and unemployed people should be to introduce them to 4chan.


literally change my life.

>>66731393
>interesting to see but either way it isn't healthy
stopped reading there

>>66731393
ex tryna contact me sometimes for a drink or stuff i brush it off
can't be arsed with memories and nostalgia

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself

>>66731537
Ludford.

Not sure what's wrong with me lads, actually quite hate Aisha but I still can't help looking at her twitter, been about 2 months now after a nearly 2 year relationship. Think it's because of how different she is now after only 2 months and it's weird / interesting to see but either way it isn't healthy

anyone got some good current affairs or history documentaries to watch?

>>66731580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp8dt2lRwi8

>>66731537
shuffle off this mortal coil, kpop cunt

>>66731613
My current affair with your mum makes for riveting watching

Hey, little girl
Where will you hide
Who can you run to now
Hey, little girl
Where will you go
Who can you turn to now

>>66731515
no shave Nov la

WOI OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>66731685
for what purpose?

she hasn't replied

reckon it's off

didn't really care that much anyway

>my fellow countrymen arguing over whether poo (south africans) or vomit (kiwis) is better in the previous thread

both are fucking horseshit runts with HORRENDOUS accents. Give me the twangiest yank accent any day of the week over either of their fucking disgusting accents.

I'm so bored my head hurts lads.

here comes yellow lads

>owning a pedigree dog

put it down like it's brothers and sister that didn't get sold

disgrace Tbh my rescues could turn you dog's rib cage into a sherbet dib dab if I were to give the command

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Interview on monday
Bricking it

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Wanked to THAT again

>>66731504
Definitely comes across as needing more attention, she covers herself in makeup and tries to appear like some sort of bad girl. Has to poke her arse out in photos or at least reveal something.

>>66731566
There's absolutely nothing that could make me meet her again, for some reason I just feel the need to look occasionally, perhaps because it's the longest relationship I've had

Worst thing we as a society do is teach people that hard work = success.

That's why you get cleaners complaining about the wages of a manager for example because cleaners see themselves working really hard at their menial job but wonder why they are only paid minimum wage for their menial work. Then you get the menial workers starting to resent the more wealthier people just because they are wealthier. Then you get shit like communism and they attack anyone with social mobility and get paranoid that someone is only wealthy because they stole it from the poor

>>66731722
Kiwi accents are hilarious

There is nothing funny in anyway about an American accent. I guess you can probably get a few good laughs at the sheer absurdity of the Sith Ifricen accent but it won't last for long

>>66731722
2bh southern english is the only universally acceptable accent

interviews on tuesday wednesday and thursday
bricking it

>>66731713
definitely do because you've been talking about it all day you soppy sad act

i am donald trump haha

hillary clinton is secretly my daughter

(if she wasn't, i would fug her)

>>66731705
cheb cancer

>>66731746
You'll be fine m8

Business idea: ban unhealthy dog inbreeding

>>66731482
They've split combination and mixed for some reason so it's 7.6% mutt.

>>66731774
The Welsh accent is GOAT 2bh

>>66731777
don't know what you're on about

this is the first time I've posted about it

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Can't believe Trump is going to lose to a woman with no supporters

>>66731771
>hard work = success
if not this then what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2nnu1jZhQg

me driving to the shops

>>66731771
Should be hard work over time = success desu

>>66731758
ex got even cuter though, in a less whorish way
left her 4 years ago and she's better than ever

literally every saffir that's come to australia is always made fun of by the lads for trying to be banterous but just looking like a right lump

fucking state of their nigger infested country is appaling

If you hate muzzies so much, why didn't you fight in Afghanistan or Iraq?

Oh, I forgot. You were a mere runt when troops pulled out.

came back drunk from halloween party
:status: social reject as ever

Notice how the world's elite are all old privileged white cis Jewish straight males?

>>66731810
hi adam

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>>66730987

>>66731868
>Jewish
>Privileged

ummm, no sweetie?

I'm going to repeal and replace Obamacare

>>66731847
god bless the united states

>>66731859
settle down you over-zealous spaz

literally every ozzie that's come to canada is always made fun of by the lads for trying to be banterous but just looking like a right lump

fucking state of their abo infested country is appaling

do yanks think yanks who fought in vietnam or irak actually defended america
lol

>>66731891
Imagine putting your ballbug beneath that and disabling the supports

Christ almighty, creaming at the thought

>>66731891
more than 6'
going to see if I can jerk off drunk

What have you done to save the white race today?

>>66731941
no. we need 10 more boer wars

>>66731887
that's not my name

>>66731958
get the fuck out

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Might start /brit/ing /balt/ threads for a laugh

went from runt that never goes out to runt that goes out at least twice a week

>>66731984
wrote "google white genocide" on a public toilet stall

>>66731984
Had sex with the chinese gf

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>>66731943
>ozzie

@943
state of your PM 2bh

>>66731998
They call me Jane
That's not my name

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>>66731891
big long metal willy entering BAE systems

>>66732001
*drop 2 nukes*
ah yes, country defended

There is a runt
and he never goes out

>>66731984
exist

>>66731914
the jet powered one at 9:30 is really cool

Why are drones so expensive?

>>66731958
there the only reason im free

>>66732013
banter

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>>66732013
top lad

want to have a wank if im fully honest with you

>>66731035
I take home £28k and live in London

>no commuting costs
>go out for dinner once or twice a week (otherwise spend about £25 on food shopping and £3/weekday on lunch
>go out 2 or 3 times a week. Usually just drinks (£30), sometimes clubs w/ drugs too (£40-90)
>buy expensive clothes fairly regularly
>rent with bills is £760 or so
>gym £26, squash membership £15, phone £17
>little to no savings to contribute each month

>>66731749
>that
What?
Jeffrey?

Can't believe the negative stereotype muslims have on this board and specifically this general. To any muslims reading this, I am SORRY. We are NOT all like this.

You are welcome here.

>>66731855
That's weird lad, my ex has gotten way sluttier, can barely even recognise her desu. What's sad is that I'm seeing someone who is literally perfect (to me) yet I can't help feel like this

>>66732082
Really? Feels like you're holding back on me

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>tfw visiting London
>tfw 5.70 for a pint

>>66732128
haha its alri lad thanks x

lads trump can ACTUALLY win

can't wait

>>66732163
won't happen

>>66732163
it's going to be fucking great

>>66732191
again*

>>66732163
Not sure what planet you're on mate. He's got buckleys.

>>66732142
my local has great cask (4 on rotation) ales at £3 each but then kegs (10 on rotation) ranging from £4.50 to like £8 for high strength obscure craft stuff.

You picked a shit boozer lad.

Any Sam Smiths or Spoons will get you a pint for under £3.

>>66732130
yeah its weird, though she would be more sluttier and outgoing since I was the only man in her life before
of course she had some bfs but in her looks she improved and got more graceful, not that it was bad before
weird

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>No yank red cup halloween gf

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The guest list for tonight

>buy a drone
>accidentally fly it into some leaves
>£1200 written off immediately

ah yes so called drones

>>66732264
You forgot me

haha lads this rounds my shout!
*winks*
*comes back with a tray full of shandys*

>>66732264
autismo, also you forgot me la.

*posted from Air Canada in-flight wifi*

>>66732262
Nobody gives a shit mate

>In an event widely reported by the media, a two-year-old UK Rottweiler named Jake owned by Liz Maxted-Bluck was recognised for his bravery by the RSPCA. The dog was out walking with his owner when they heard screams. Jake chased off a man as he molested a woman on Hearsall Common, Coventry, in July 2009. He located the attacker and his victim in thick scrub, chased off the attacker, led his owner to the scene, then stood guard over the victim until police arrived. The attacker was convicted of serious sexual assault and jailed for four years. Jake was nominated by police for the bravery award and medallion after the incident. Det Con Clive Leftwich, from Coventry police station, said: "From our point of view Jake the Rottweiler stopped a serious sexual assault from becoming even worse."[26]

need to get a dog to get me laid

by a woman, not the dog

>>66732264
>The mule

lmao, who's that? Drug mule?

>>66732264
this just screams "look how popular we are"

I bet they even posted this picture on facebook

needless to say I'm not impressed

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>>66732317
didnt read this if im being honest

>>66732264
>everyone bringing 5 mates of their own
Seems a bit rude 2bh, why do normies do this and accept it?

>>66732378
uhh

you get to bring friends

>>66732264
>the mule
that'd be me

The 'child' migrants look like scummy chav teenagers desu

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>Another Saturday night staying in all alone again anon?
>Gosh you're so pathetic

>>66732378
more the merrier

>>66732292
>>66732299
What are your names

>>66732363
It's my house mong

currently right swiping everyone on tinder

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ah yes *chuckles*

>>66732258
>though she would be more sluttier and outgoing since I was the only man in her life before

Think you've just explained it to me perfectly. Used to chat every so often to my ex, we weren't getting back together and she made it clear she wouldn't have another bf. Think she wants to spend a few years grabbing attention, having fun and whatnot, which just wasn't for me really. Probably also annoyed I spent so much time acting like she wasn't a bad person throughout our relationship only to be proved that she was.

I'm literally sitting not too far away from perhaps the nicest, honest, smartest girl I've ever met and here I am moaning on the chon haha.

>>66732418
Doesn't really work like that la, they invited 40 people and have 90 coming
Just chaos that is

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Fucks sake lads

>>66732027
Ree

What changed

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>Another Saturday night staying in all alone, posting chinese girls on a laotian car sales forum again, anon?
>Gosh you're so pathetic.

>15 degrees outside
>cloudy as fuck so the warmth will not dissipate

for FUCK SAKE ITS NEARLY NOVEMBER

>>66732436
remember this thread
it was a very good post 2bh

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>"Brit anon, fucking chug it bro!!!"

What do you do?

> hello everyone, I call remote control quadcopters "drones"
> why yes I am a spacker

>>66732475
>SO

senior officer?

eh?

>>66732497
*pulls out megaphone*
FOY

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the gf

>>66732497
i down my 330ml can of Bud Light and feel extremely refreshed

>>66732478
>no flag
identify yourself

bought another 5 books from the second hand bookstore fucking hell

big thick one about stalingrad i'm looking forward to

london is farther away from me than belgium

>>66732378
Because people won't dog their mates and say "I'm going to a party but you can't come" so you have to let them bring people

>>66732497
*grabs my pint glass*
*carefully pours a pint into it*
*proceeds to chug it*

>>66732513
Significant Other, you know, Boyfriend

>>66732540
>he doesn't just buy used books from amazon

>>66732497
>implying i'm going to drink yank swill

>>66732526
chuckled

>>66732530
*checks flag*
ah yes everything is in order here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro

fuck sake lads, only gone and turned out my brother using int as well

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>I read

>>66732568
Alri Dover lad

bored

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>Another Saturday night alive?
>Gosh you're so pathetic

>>66732572
why don't they say Partner then?

>>66732475
>coloured eyes
as oppose to...

>>66732599
im in glasgow

>>66732448
yeah thought she was my soulmate too but as time passed our relationship really got shit. broke up on mutual agreement so we still kept contact. she really changed since our break up and I don't think it would be good to be with her again. had good time with her and really enjoyed life but that was the past, shan't be looking at that haha innit

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>>66732600

>>66732497
>neck my IMPERIAL pint glass (read: 568ml you colonial pigdog) of beer with ease

>>66732570
TOP lad

>>66732616
uncoloured

>>66732436
you literally saved my screenshot

how do people do this? looks dangerous

https://i.imgur.com/XCmV6BQ.gifv

Got a phone call, all I heard was some repeating tone on the other end. A few seconds of it, and it got disconnected. What should I make of this?

>>66732651
not opening it lol

>>66732569
Hmm
Again, not really how parties should work
Inviting 5-7 people plus yourself isn't just some of your mates, that's a small party by itself
Normies desu, bit weird

i live closer to paris than to manchester
mad that

>>66732619
Good reasoning for the EU

Fun prank idea: make everyone think I'm an alcoholic by drinking heavily everyday

is it stupid to laugh at your own posts?

quick someone call me based

stingy pain in left nostril

>>66732575

bookstores are very comfy places

dont have any trees on my lawn so there's no leaves on it, but thanks for the suggestion yank

>>66732655
the shadow government is after you

>>66732651
they avoid the trees

>>66732651
I used to do it tbqh

Is incredibly fun, apart from getting back to the top.

>>66732651
it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't dangerous

need something to do

>>66732713
but one small mistake could fuck you up for life

>>66732651
He's using a weird camera angle to make it appear faster that it really is.

alri lads

>>66732615
Partner is oppressive language, it suggests that women should not be free to explore their sexuality with other men (or women) if they wish.

got a new pistol

>>66732671
Again, people aren't going to tell their friends they can't come to the party they're going to

Its how these things work

>>66732739
alri

There isn't any war in Ba Sing Se, don't be daft.

>>66732655
Someone testing your phone response for future ad calls. "Michael from the dealership" calls me several times a week from various parts of the country to tell me the warranty on my 25 year old 240sx is about to expire and offering to sell me an extended warranty.

>tfw spend all my money on books

>>66732739
Alri

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>>66732763

>>66732750
post pics

>tfw spend all my money on escorts

>>66732725
it's not as dangerous as it looks...you aren't going that fast and you've got a full face helmet and knee-pad/shin guards on. Some people wear back braces too.

Also high quality hydraulic brakes are incredibly powerful.

>>66732781
worried scotland yard will see

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>that poor lad

christ

>>66732750
Planning on shooting up a school or cinema?

>>66732713
>apart from getting back to the top

Are mountain bikers unfit or just lazy cunts?

pizza place doesnt open for another hour

>tfw spend all my money on stimulants, depressants and clothes

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>OMG you're British?! SO. COOL. We are, like, OBSESSED with Downton Abbey!!!

>>66732812
my bollocks at the left

British rappers brag about their mandem beating you up with cricket bats and poles kek

pretty hard to cum while ratarsed desu

still did it, bet my peenie will feel horrdendous tomoroow

>>66732534
Herts in the 'deen

>>66732812
>The accident occurred around 17:20 (15:20 GMT) as an articulated lorry carrying a specially authorised heavy weight (108 tonnes) was using the bridge

>>66732861
>Midwest women

ugh

>>66732849
wow,the pizza place is closed in Italy? tough luck mate, there's not a lot of those in that country

>>66732861
h-heh nice

>>66732685
Acidic!

going to house party tonight
should I take my grandads pint glass with me y/n?

>>66732842
full-suspension mountain bikes, especially ones with high travel (Downhill/freestyle bikes) are incredibly inefficient to pedal, especially uphill.

Not uncommon to have shuttle vans to lift people back up. Some big resorts have ski-lift style things instead.

>>66732861
Detest Yanks

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>>66732891
fuck off chaim

>>66732854
>stims

Good lad

>downers

VERY BAD lad

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chinese president looks too innocent

>>66732911
Y
It's the British way lad
God Save the Queen

>>66732861
Ye cheers

*lights up a ciggy and walks off*

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>>66732957

>nobody has ever started on me

Might be because i'm 6'2, broad shouldered and fairly /fit/.

happened once in school and I heemed the runt loool

I'd probably get wrecked in an actual fight though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37811391

ah yes

the children

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any gfs lads

Retired to bed with a cup of warm milk

Night lads x

>>66732957
he just looks tired and bored

>>66732861

I travelled through the US for 3 months and the only place people were really amazed to meet me was in a cable car in Telluride, CO.

>check into hotel in new york
>"Great Britain huh? What's so great about it?"

>>66732911
Depends, is it an absolute rager?

If yes, then take the grandads to show your families history and tradition

>>66732957
Mental when you imagine the things he's actually done innit

>>66732994
*vomits and poos pants*

>>66732883
ahhhhh yes the 'deen meeting

pretty simple tbf just havent been making excuses when get invited to things

>bringing a pint glass to a party

whats this

gf made cannelloni and want me to go to her place to eat them
might do so

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>>66732861
>anglophile tries to talk to you
>they only know about Harry Potter, Downton Abbey, Doctor Who and Sherlock
>don't watch any of these things
>they have no interest in British things that aren't tv/movies

ah yes, this is the /ah yes/ general
lad

>>66732911
Take your grandad with you

trump was pretty fucking high energy during the primaries

these days he's seemed very low energy

maybe this new emails shit will revitalise him

>>66732984
Real fights are over in like 10 seconds
Just need to hit hard like 5 times

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>>66732994
yeah
here's mine

Jail is bullshit man. You can't even smoke in there, the dope sucks, FUCK.

>>66732861
>all wearing jeans
ffs where ah the slags reee

>>66732957
huge communist deep down, cant wait for china to reveal it's final form

>>66733032
Glt just have life on easy mode x

You in uni accommodation or something?

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>>66732994

ah yes, columbia, south america's cambodia

>>66733033
>he doesn't love HRM
Get out

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>>66733015
actually that would be this guy

>>66733077
communism is a cancer that limits human progress

>>66732984
>no one has ever started on me
>tells a story about a time someone started on him
Keep your lies consistent m8

>>66733033
what am I supposed to drink out of?

>>66733038
This 2bqh

Yanks know fuck all about actual British culture

>>66733106
how would you know it's never been tried :^)

asas

>>66733090
disgusting

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>66732984
Just rush them and before they can react try to bulldog your way through as many repeated hits to their head and ribs as you can manage before someone pulls you off.

>>66733090
ah yes another bastard to add to the statistics

ah yes, the united somalias of america

>>66733117
glass from the kitchen?

>>66733131
>asas

Fuck off yank

>>66733159
>drinking out of other people's glasses

tarmac my drive you pikey cunt

have an ingrown toenail

>>66733152
alri Pablo

>>66732930
i just meant booze by that, not a fan of benzos/opiates/ket tbqh

bit worried, I drink absolutely tons and mix spirits with beer and I never get a hangover

just had a ciggy and a black coffee

glorious combo 2bh

>>66733230
Enjoy it while you can

Imagine if America never lost control of their country to (them) in the 1940s-1950s

World would be so much more different today

>She texted me
>Hey I think you're awesome but I dont want to lead you on, I'm not really looking for anything right now.

Feels good man

going to bait out the biggest rorke I know in a minute

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>>66733199
had one not one week ago haha right on the pinky toe on my left foot wew had to cut off entire nail desu get them like once every year pretty annoying

>>66733089
go out with people from the course cant say too much without getting doxxy tooobieagije

>>66733230
alri grandkid

>he doesn't a pewter tankard tied to one of his belt-loops

oh my dayz senpai

>>66733252
but I'm 24 and I wasn't always like this, I think I'm evolving

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I won $100 today and free lunch from that McDonalds monopoly

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>>66733250
>coffee without milk
leev

My grandad immigrated to Canada and told me stories of how he used to steal a girls pint glass he fancied and would lead them to a bedroom to have sex

Pint glasses at house parties are a British tradition

>>66733261
>Feels good man
that doesn't sound very good at all friend

>tfw don't smoke except socially
>smoked a 10-pack at le club last night

>>66733275
*assaults your caravan as it passes through the forest*

nothing personnel friar tuck

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this is called "tea" in britain

looks suspiciously like coffee if you ask me

>>66733308
>coffee with anything

>>66733312
>my daddy was a rape babby

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>>66733308
my god don't you mean coffee without milk

>coffee with milk

RUNTS OUT

>>66733346
>coffee without milk
meme

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who'll win the race

the state of my teeth 2bh

>>66733337
*dumps it in the ocean anyway*

could do with some rain, for the plants

Gimmick idea: posting "NOT!!" at the end of something you dont really mean
>>66733304
she looks a lot like my ex
thanks for posting this anon... NOT!!

>>66733357
meant without cream ffs I ruined it now

Remember when 'camera phones' were an entire subcategory of phones lads?

>>66733370
is this mosul? i've not really been keeping up to date apart from the fact that turkish media is using ottoman justifications for claiming that mosul is now part of turkey

will be piping a pretty little 17 year old blonde in a matter of hours lads

>>66733387
good gimmick

Can't understand people that don't look after their teeth

like WEW mate.

>>66733424
>>66733424
>>66733424
>>66733424
New

>>66733427
yes

>>66733436
NW syria

>>66733448
ruined your chance there yank

>>66733438
Good lad. Its funny I talk like this yet I'm not even good in bed at all

I always like thinking to myself about how hard I'm going to fuck these slags that I pull from the club

Then I barely get my dick hard and can only fuck hard for like 5 minutes

>>66733304
no such thing as a free lunch buddy

>>66732861
Spent a while in Texas, no one gave a shit I was British.

Except some old Russian lady who served me booze in a shop and thought the UK on my driving licence stood for Ukraine.