/brit/

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name a better biscuit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUJhIjD3rp8

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my entire life thus far

>>66726367
they're pretty good 2bh but I think chocolate hobnobs just edge it

>>66726338
> (((Hokayem)))

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>>66726367

>>66726381
he need some milk x)

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Penny fo' guy, mate.

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Fucking state of Hannan.

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>Yeah, ok, so a presidential candidate is being investigated by the FBI BUUUUUUT Trump is trying to make the US and Russia get along so that's much worse

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acquired a new waifu, lads

She takes the place of Tatiana Maslany

>>66726406
Aye sure.

*gives them 10 (ten) pence piece*

>>66726432
hmm nah i disagree with this

>>66726448
FOB

>>66726432

>hillary wants a nuclear war with russia whilst trump wants to make friends with that BIG MEANIE putin omg what a monster trump is! putin is homophobic!!!!

>>66726449
i thought about hatting it but it's too much effort to write out the text and I don't want to quote it

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me on the left

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>>66726449
the whole page has the most fedorable posts

>>66726432
Bet the FBI are only helping Trump cause his assassination's already booked and there's a cancellation fee.

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new gimmick: handsome people wearing fedora

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH she replied

why are you still in EU britain

gtfo

@66726432
>hmm being the sad twat i am i love talking about foreign politics
>ah yes now where should i make the same post i've already made 15 times
>one of the million relevant threads or shall i shit up /brit/?

Almost went to my local nerd con today, except I realised when I got there that standing in line alone next to a bunch of kids probably half my age to see some cartoon merchandise wasn't really a good thing to do.

>>66726506
what she say runtoid?

>>66726501
>that
>handsome

have a word with yourself

>>66726506
still waiting on a reply myself

not that bothered though

when im wanking now i scream OH GOD IM GONNA POPPPPPPPP

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messy bastards these were

*turns the temperature up in the runtshed*
get em sweating... heheh

>>66726526
Hey :) not too bad thanks, you? x

>>66726528
I've lost interest now I think anyway

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>will never live in England at peak of the British Empire
>will never die before degeneracy sweeps the globe

Didn't read your post

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>when im wanking now i scream OH GOD IM GONNA POPPPPPPPP

>>66726547
horrible things
ultimate runt fodder

>>66726432
Das dumb

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still hungover

I am a christian deist ama

will be piping a pretty little 17 year old blonde tonight lads

may return to you sometime after midnight as I have no intention of letting her spend the night here

business idea: get big in japan

>>66726628
nonce

>>66726640
become a sumo wrestler

*chair starts wriggling and making huffing noises*
HUSH
SHUT UP
*slaps the chair repeatedly until it stops snuffling*
fucking runts... is there any use for these foul beasts?

>>66726628
nonce

>>66726628
bet you wait for her outside the school and do wheelies in tesco car park

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*Brainforces towards you*

Only piping I'll be doing tonight is piping a cake haha

Nah I'll just be wanking

>>66726677
love the thigh gap, babes

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the gf

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1477550264351.webm

>>66726677
>Fold a piece of paper more than 7 times and you can have your way with me, anons
silly mare, folding a paper 8 times is easy. you meant to say "fold a paper in HALF 8 times".

really just a daft cow

Dunno what to reply lads

*SQUISH SQUASH*
*SQUISSHH*
*SQUASHH*
*takes off runt stomping boots and grins whilst entering thread*
Alright lads?

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its bad

but its slowly getting better

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Require a chubby gook gf

>>66726757
wow...

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business plan: toothpaste in the pattern of the UK flag

>there are people on /brit/ RIGHT NOW who ACTUALLY and SINCERELY believe Brexit will be GOOD for Britain

Fucking state of some people, lads.

>>66726796
back to the DMT realms I go

>>66726758
tell me to post fucking machines

>>66726757
DAMN NIGGA SMDH

WHY DO PRIVATE COMPANIES WANT TO PROFLIGATE WHEN THEY COULD JUST BE DOING SHIT FOR FREE?

SMDH NIGGA

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>post a thread that isn't a general
>no replies

>>66726811
>this runt again

>>66726823
post fucking machines

>>66726829
>posting non-generals on /int/
>posting frogs
why hello there reddit

Anyone else find that smoking makes/made them more productive?

>>66726733
want a wife who looks like this at 50

>>66726823
post fucking machines

>>66726865
wanking does that for me

>>66726865
no

>>66726811
*puts runt boots back on*
Well looky here boys, a SQUEALING one!

>>66726735
my dad has a jew's harp

>>66726865
yup

Hillary should win because she has the most experience

FOR THE SAKE OF ALLAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOxQ6n9fygY

>>66726381
was worried he was going to get tired and drown

>>66726923
most experience being cucked

>>66726381
what is he trying to do exactly?

>>66726811
anything worth having never comes without some price to pay

grin and bear the tough times. they won't last that long. the return of the power of the nation state will be worth it

>>66726923
>a literal cuckold will be the next US president

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>ywn have a high-end SUV

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>>66726811
>there are people on /brit/ who actually give a shit about what is good for Britain

Howling

'dora this post, I fucking defy you

>>66726381
t'runt cage

>>66726974
>land rover

should call it the poof lover hahahaha

>US and Russia go to war
Who do you fight for?
protip: you have to pick one

>>66727005
its a range rover

>>66727007
Whichever will get me killed sooner

>>66726381
>>66727001
>>66726937
>>66726965
>>66727001
They put her kittens up there.

>>66727028
it clearly says land rover on the front

>>66727028
same thing

Controversial opinions that I have:
>People with serious alzheimers/dementia to the point they barely know their own name should be euthanised. This way we won't need a thousand Ahmeds to deal with our greying population.
>If your child has a disability in the womb then you'll be forced to abort it
>Sterilise those with a sub-100 IQ
>Death penalty for those with five offences or more
>Death penalty for those who are guilty of rape or murder and there isn't a shadow of doubt over whether they're guilty or not
>Public display of religion be illegal
>Stop teaching religion in school
>Scrap child benefit 100% (Somalis having 8 kids a woman shouldn't be given a fucking mansion). If you don't feed them don't breed them.

What do you think lads?

haveing wine

>>66726381
Cats are so fucking stupid

@66727060
hat bait

>>66727060
you're a fucking cringe bag

>>66727060
t. ape that downloads his views from /pol/

take a fucking walk

>>66727043
don't care

might start knocking on every door in town begging for money haha

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>>66727060
You should make yourself an iceberg lad

>>66726432
It's as if there's actually a large number of Amricans, who honestly believe, that we live in Russia like in North Korea.

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>downloads his views from /pol/

>>66726966
>This is an actual opinion someone actually has

I really, genuinely don't understand how you can be so delusional.

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>>66727077
say that to my face do it you won't

>>66726983
rasheed

>>66727043
Ha banter

>>66727106
>>66727108
>>66727110
>>66727124
Fools. Utter fools.
How can you sit idle when retards breed whilst geniuses die childless?

Fertility rate for countries with an average IQ of 70: 6
Fertility rate for countries with average IQ of 100: 1

If we don't do something then the world is fucked.

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>ywn have a comfy flat in Bath

>>66727071
describe the bouquet

>>66727043
bit sad now

is vikings any good its on netflix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6loWrABr8gA

>>66727170
I'm happy in the knowledge that you will never breed

>>66727151
>literally, unironically being rorke

Grow up

/pol/ is satire you thick cunt.

>>66727170
alri genius

>>66727181
sour

>>66727043
why would someone do this what do they stand to gain

>>66727206
My gf wants it and we've been going out for 2 years.

I'll breed in due course.

Everyone must do their part though.

Honestly don't get people who are fine with Earth turning to shit the second they die desu.

>>66727060
>implying ANYONE HAS EVER become religious due to an RE lesson

>>66726367
Viennese Sandwich

BOOM!

>all rorkes are /pol/

Do one Rasheed

Christ that meal was tough to choke down

But as a wise man once said 'In order to get big, one must first eat big'.

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>>66727246
>not being a nihilist

Pawn

>>66727144
hm okay.

guess there's a lot of things people like you don't understand

>>66727244
Make a funny video and get (You)s.

>>66727248
That's not what I was implying.
Merely that it's a waste of time.

Replace every period you had of RE from Years 7-11 with Maths or Science or English and you'd be far better off.

RE class is literally "People believe in dumb shit but let's respect it even though by not believing in it you agree that it's dumb shit."

>>66727203
depends

do you like handsome australian men roleplaying as viking jarls slaughtering wussy european men roleplaying as slightly less wussy european peasants and knights? throw in a little hollywood cheese and some lgbt gay rights shit, and you gotcha self a show and a half

haha even i cant tell when im shitposting anymore kill me please

>>66727218
paki

>>66726699
Now that i think about it he really reminds me of Walter's brother in law in Breaking Bad

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are beth is selling lifeinsurance

>>66727291
>funny
you mean controversial

>>66727179
thats not in a bath lad, thats in a building

>>66727060
literally wanting to go back to barbaric and animal state
are you 14 lad

Walk of shame while still half in fancy dress is always fun

>>66727314
hmmmmmmmm, I do believe I will invest with someone advertising on Facebook.

>>66727328
No it's just funny if you don't tell anyone the kittens are up there.

How do I reply to how are you without killing the convo?

>>66727314
disgraceful use of capital letters in that

>>66727300
>australian men roleplaying
is it better than spartacus

>>66726974
>wanting a hair-dresser's car

>SUV

FOY

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So this purchase just happened. I guess you could say I'm salty now. Are these actually available in Britland?

>>66727370
yeah
the chilli ones are the best

>>66727370
ye

>>66727370
yes they're shit

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>>66727263
> le British empire will rise again
>the nation state will get me a gf
>based Farage
>fuck globalism lol

Fuck off Jack

>>66727370
>hand-cooked English crisps

dunno mate

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Teared up listening to this
https://youtu.be/udUCjJphE-0
Reminds me sittin and playing tony hawk with my little brother
Why did life have to turn out so grim

>>66725192
Doing what in London?

>>66727388
No.

>>66727370
yeah don't know how this one escaped pls send it back it's not meant for german consumption

>>66727392
rasheed

>>66727370
Tim eats them

Hmm

lads I'm not actually sure I want a gf really

London meetup last week was actually really good, some of you lot are top lads haha!

>>66727170
I hope you know that those statistics only reflect the education systems in place in those nations rather than the true intellectual potential of the population

>>66727426
bit gay

>>66727388
Don't do this to me, m8. I'm only going to open them on monday and I want to look forward to it.

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>>66727060
Controversial opinions that I have:
>People with serious alzheimers/dementia to the point they barely know their own name should be euthanised. This way we won't need a thousand Ahmeds to deal with our greying population.
>If your child has a disability in the womb then you'll be forced to abort it
>Sterilise those with a sub-100 IQ
>Death penalty for those with five offences or more
>Death penalty for those who are guilty of rape or murder and there isn't a shadow of doubt over whether they're guilty or not
>Public display of religion be illegal
>Stop teaching religion in school
>Scrap child benefit 100% (Somalis having 8 kids a woman shouldn't be given a fucking mansion). If you don't feed them don't breed them.

What do you think lads?

>>66727407
Sinking some pints

>>66727392
So much wrong with that profile

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would you?

>>66727290
The EU never, never, never impinged on the UK's sovereignty in any meaningful way.

Hence, it is IMPOSSIBLE for Brexit to give us anything worthwhile.

Meanwhile, every economist, every City executive, the Governor of the Bank of England, even May and Johnson are predicting that the economic fallout will not just magically blow over.

Best case scenario we're looking at London becoming a lot more irrelevant as a financial hub, a lost decade economically and a permanent loss of influence on the world's stage and with all the downsides that all entails.

>>66727448
how do you fuck up a post this badly

baffling

>>66727456
yes

>>66727436
Doesn't mean I want a bf silly

>>66727346
That implies Europe is the greatest place on Earth.
We're going backwards and being overtaken by the far east.
Peoples feelings are put on a higher precedence than what's the best course of action.

>All religions are great!
>You put on a dress? You're definitely a man!
>All jobs are the same. It doesn't matter what you want to do
>All human life is valuable

Compare that to the chinks that say the truth flat out and execute those they deem as bad for the state and one is clearly better than the other.

>>66727456
W A R S A W
A
R
S
A
W

(yes)

shan't be going out this evening

>>66727426
I want one just to confirm that I hate it, which I'm sure I will.

>>66727462
>Hence
not your word.

>>66727290
>>66727462
So yes.

I do not understand how you can just ignore all of this and delude yourself that everything is somehow going to be great, even as it starts, already, to fall apart.

>>66727474
cis hetero scum OUT

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>>66727426
Decisions, decisions

>>66727456
Dated a polish girl with a similar body type, she was shit in bed and wouldn't let me jizz on her

>>66727370
good shitposting hans

>>66726865

Genuinely believe that taking acid 25 times in 6 months made my brain faster

a year on and i'm reading literally three times more than I was last year. 48 books so far this year. at times I am able to maintain two simultaneous totally independent thought streams.

too bad all the benzos have ruined my memory. swings and roundabouts eh.

reckon shillary will start looking towards provoking another cold war over this russia syria thing. also reckon she will start poking the phillippines with a stick, making threats to duterte. hope she doesnt get in. dont much like trump either but i dont think he'll start another cold war at least

>>66727496
ah yes the stepdad zone

>>66727492
Yeah, I skimmed that article. What was all that about, seemed the academic was just being mental.

>>66727433
IQ is genetic.

It's not like you can study for an IQ test.

I've lost my voice lads

Can anyone help me find it haha

>>66727365
yes

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*teases you*

>>66727466
Chose the wrong fedora picture, couldn't find the larger one,folders a fucking mess

>>66727475
Love trumps hate.

That's why the good guys always win.

>>66726388
VERY good post
>>66727249
Also quite a good post.

>>66727528
Except you really can

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>>66727060

>he thinks absolute proof is possible

http://www.strawpoll.me/11529853

http://www.strawpoll.me/11529853

http://www.strawpoll.me/11529853

>>66727496
I'm 30 and I attract qt 18-21 year old girls much more than I did when I was younger.

>>66727541
fucking disgusting they look like fucking fish crossed with aliens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHX1QFdQ_LI

>>66727504
It is not. I have these lying on my bedcouch right now. I had some other ones in my hands in the store that were the same weight and also hand cooked but I liked the feeling of this bag more and the fact that it says crisps on it.

>>66727550
Bourbon Biscuits are objectively superior to hobnobs

>>66727379
holy fuck literally all me

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Explain why autists like Asian things please because I don't get it

>>66727548
Who's the good guys?

The yanks.

Top lmao

>>66727555
No you can't you kangaroo fuck.

>>66727559
CCTV footage?
Doing it in public?
Admission of guilt?

>>66727475
>All religions are great!
they are. you should read up on them or books about theology on christianism/buddhism/islam/judaism or maybe travel for a bit
>You put on a dress? You're definitely a man!
yea you got a point I despise trans too
>All jobs are the same. It doesn't matter what you want to do
as long as there's a paycheck and the lad doing the job is happy and content with his job, yes there's no shit job
>All human life is valuable
life is precious lad. the life of some rich bloke from switzerland or some poor indian child from the slums has the same value in the end

again, who are you to judge on what's good and what's bad for the european civilization? you're a bit too alarmist and extreme on your thoughts mate

>>66727566
Runtpoll, did not answer

Stay off /pol/ m8 its unhealthy

>He rates a chocolate hobnob over a Viennese Sandwich

literally sat here in my room howling

>>66727572
why

money?

>>66727615
Take an IQ test every day for a year and I guarantee you'll do better on the last ten than the first ten

>>66727615
Reckon this turborunt is autistic lads

Doesn't seem to understand sarcasm

Tim has added Jingle Bells to his repertoire

>thats a whopping 5 songs now

>>66727589
kettle crisps are superior, tyrells are a bit bland desu

Finally tried codeine lads.

Just feels like drinking with xanax 2bh

>>66727602
Because they're associated with beta societies where individual betas aren't being bullied and exploited.

>>66727635
No I just have more confidence and I look like a real man now, not some twinky manboy

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>>66727043
THIS IS WHY SLAVS ARE SICK BASTARDS

>>66727648
Are there even 365 IQ tests?

I've taken just a few admittedly but my results have been extremely consistent.

>>66727592
get fucked mate. not as much structural integrity when dunking in the tea. the chocolate on top of hobnobs is actual chocolate and not that cream chocolate stuff you get in bourbons. and lest we forgot hobnobs have oats, that's what makes them. hell. even regular hobnobs are objectively better than bourbons. suck a fat one

http://www.strawpoll.me/11529870
http://www.strawpoll.me/11529870
http://www.strawpoll.me/11529870

>>66727644
How long does it take to die?

store fronts are the worst

girl in front of me on the bus really needs to sort out her split ends

>>66727644
quite a gutsy escape

>>66727669
I've had good and bad experiences with kettle crisps and good and bad experiences with non-kettle crisps. Coming from a kettle isn't the decisive factor for me anymore. I'll prefer a good non-kettle crisp over a bad kettle crisp. If they do turn out bland I can still dip them.

>>66727451
Boring, find a j/kpop concert and I'm in

>>66726867
wouldnt mind having her now at 22 tbqh

>>66727615

>CCTV footage?
Could be someone with a similar appearance
>Doing it in public?
Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable
>Admission of guilt?
I am jack the ripper

>>66727729
Let her know

need some mopey shoegazey type stuff to listen to lads, need some cathartic self-pity tbqh.

>>66727685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SIoarndHIk

life is dull in slavland

Still haven't done ANY work whatsoever today hahahahahahahaahahaha

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what do you call a canadian in autumn? compost

>>66727777
why are you working it's a weekend haha

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My so-called, self-styled, alleged Halloween party is tonight lads

100+ people in my tiny house

>>66727699
>voted for brexit
>applied for dual nationality the day after the result
>whole flat voted remain
>none of them could get dual nationality because they're all British born and bred

Haha runtlife

>>66727751
do you like the angelic process

>>66727777
Same haha
might go to the uni library and force myself to do some

>>66727797
fuck off paki

>when he doesn't deadlift

Red flag ladies.

>>66727585
made my willy hard

>>66727809
See you there m8

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>>66727699
>ossi
>not kiwi

>>66727749
>Could be someone with a similar appearance
that on top of a lack of an alias, witnesses and other mountains of evidence should be enough
>Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable
Of course people lie or are in shock at the moment of it happening. They don't count for nothing though and should be taken into consideration
>I am jack the ripper
If you're admitting guilt then you clearly want to commit suicide anyway so we're doing you a favour m8

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>>66727690
Hobnobs are dry and rough which- while it does improve with tea, cannot compete with the smoothness of a Bourbon, which is a more versatile biscuit in and out of tea.

>>66727745
was referring to the brand m8

Halloween is for children, Bonfire night is much better

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ugh
men

>>66727795
jut ordered an uber to Heathrow, what city you in fammo? I'm on my way.

>>66727686
I need this lads

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>Halloween is for children, Bonfire night is much better

Absolutely screeching at the notion that Kettle '''''''chips'''''''' are superior to Tyrell's.

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>bonfire night

>>66727795
Ah yes, the one where people do not have their own pint glasses

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>>66727841
Have you tried these? Unironically the best tasting crisps I've ever had.

>>66727879
Not memeing, but do people celebrate halloween in britbongistan? And have they always done so? I'm unaware

>>66727850
bonfire night as such a superior event it's not even funny

>>66727528
IQ is genetic but it isn't as simple as;

>Two genius parents WILL have a genius child
and
>two mentally inept parents WILL have a mentally inept child

IQ tests require that you are numerically and linguistically literate.
If a nation's education system is so poor that it has a high illiteracy rate then it would make sense that the AVERAGE IQ statistic would reflect the fact that people could not understand the test to begin with as a result of a lack of education.

>>66727858
Trump doesn't look like a 70 years old

>>66727850
this is actually true, and a fedora will not change that.

>>66727879
>>66727902
like clockwork

>i don't rate Burts

>>66727686
hot

wish i had a bf

>>66727909
don't walkers already have a "fancy" crisp brand with Sensations

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>>66727891
T.bh (to be honest) the presence of hummus matters more than the brand

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>pick up my viagra
>have some food
>MAYBE do a bit of work
>start drinking
>shag a slag
>wake up on October 30th with a smile on my face and my bullocks utterly annihilated

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>this is actually true, and a fedora will not change that.

>>66727462
>>66727493
>even caring about all this crap

I did it to rattle some cages and it worked

you can pull your hair out over the fallout and exchange rates because I don't give a shit

>>66727920
Yes. It is originally a Celtic festival. The modern day Halloween celebration was created in the US by Scottish and Irish immigrants.

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>this is actually true, and a fedora will not change that.

>>66727976
>bullocks
fuck off leaf

>>66727909
No i haven't, usually avoid that sort of thing as it looks foreign. Might give it a go.

>>66727585
Is... that a normal amount of cum? I don't eject even a fraction of that...

>>66728017
Hahaawlrightyden

here only corporations 'celebrate' it by forcing it for sales purposes

or adults getting pissed places

children do not, and its not popular at all desu

>>66727751

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEqL3lIaZq0

>>66728004
You are actually retarded.

You are directly responsible for the UK becoming the irrelevant, fifth rate power it is on track to become.

>>66727920
as an excuse for kids to nick sweets off you and for normie twats to get drunk yet again

>>66728057
I shoot massive thick loads like a high calibre rifle.

post more gay webms

Anyone on brit play bf1 and wanna squad up? Pc of course

DIP POWER RANKING (IT'S A DIP YOU MEME)

Taramasalata > Tzatziki > Guacamole > Hummus > Salsa > Sour cream & chive > ??? Not even aware of any others looool

>>66728057
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477715020669.webm

>>66728088
did you read the bit where I am not arsed in the slightest

anyone on brit wana play bf4 and squad up
(ps4 of course)

>>66728037
They're made by Walkers, so they're British

>>66727966
Yeah but Sensations have a different texture

when parents make their kids do an IQ test it's because he's going to be a useless twat later in life so at least they can be satisfied with knowing their kid did some logic problem faster than other kids

>>66728072
No. The traditions of dressing up, carving jack o' lanterns, guising etc. all originated in Scotland/Ireland centuries ago, and generally survived right through to the modern era and the development of modern day Halloween, although this isn't so much the case in England.

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>why yes i am french

Lads, have you ever jizzed on a girl's face? I can't describe how satisfying it is.

>>66728191
lol hahahaha lol

>>66728162
I said it *looks* foreign

also Sensations are pretty good, but a bit spicy generally

>>66728118
Literally how?

What is wrong with you that you can't understand how this WILL directly affect you and WILL actually lower your quality of life?

*curtains rise*
*im on the stage with a backup band*
*they play a solemn introduction that slowly crescendos into a big fuckoff free jazz musical bonanza*
*the crowds going wild*
*im getting a thousand (you)s before ive even made my post*
*janitor averts his eyes at the back and shuffles off with his mop*
*i can feel the crowd is properly buzzing*
*its the perfect time*
*right as the band reaches the highest point of utter dissonant chaos, i take the microphone off its stand*
poo

>>66728199
not a turbononce so no

>>66727989
>keep clicking this thinking its the magic eye illusion one

>its just an asshole

>>66728162
>They're made by Walkers, so they're British

Owned by Yank PepsiCo.

>>66728235
>shagging a girl and jizzing on her makes you a nonce
what?

>>66728229
state of your life

sort yourself out

Lads, have you ever jizzed on a guy's face? I can't describe how satisfying it is.

>>66728227
stop being so dramatic

>>66728264
Still made in the UK from british-grown potatoes

>>66728088
>still acting like we give a shit

really not getting it are you?

Lads, bit of a predicament haha

>family stuff and a long move meant I couldn't finish a levels
>started an open uni course because I can transfer to uni with it (if I don't do shit)
>debating whether to just carry on with open uni and work so I can earn money or be a full time student at a more 'prestiguous' university

What would be best? I am completely lost haha

>>66728272
isnt that gay

>>66728265
a "girl" is a kid, paki
maybe not in your home country, but here it is
fuck off you sick disgusting freak

>>66728270
*your whining is drowned out by the adoring cries of the rest of the thread*
thank you, thanks so much, really do love this, oh how nice of you, you really shouldnt have

*call myself a lazy genius who do not fit the educational system*
ahh yes, this will justify my life on social welfare and my early suicide because of the crushing loneliness

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me on the right

>>66728318
Depends on how you look at it.

>>66728272
yes

>>66728199
nah but I would like to

>>66728227
i'm suicidally deprssed, it literally cannot get any worse

and there are so many people with so much more to lose

67 don't talk to the feds we don't do no speakin all of that all of that

>>66728336
would slap seven shades of shit out of this runtlet

>>66728302
By imported Eastern European labour and with the profits going to Yanks.

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>>66728191
how do people like this,who look and dress like this have so much fucking confidence? I'm young, /fit/, rather handsome, have plenty of mates and YET I sometimes struggle with confidence....I'm no fucking no perfectly crafted specimen but C'mon lads

Jizzed in my gf's arse once and she didn't even realise, she was like "where did you cum?" I grabbed her finger and placed it on her bumhole and she went "ahhh, hmm that's nice"

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any tights lads

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are the welsh pagan worshippers?

>>66728273
I'm not being dramatic in the slightest, this going to happen.

I just don't understand why you wouldn't care about that.

>>66728303
Do you care about anything?

Is this all just some exercise in nihilism?

>>66728336
This is an INTP who thinks he (she?) is an INTJ

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>A quarter of Jamaicans, when asked, said they thought Barack Obama was head of the Commonwealth.

>>66728336
Did this horoscope-tier test and it told me I'm an ISTP.

What does that mean?

>>66728385
Who cares, they're fucking nice crisps

Isnt fucking another man in the ass the most alpha thing you can do?

>>66728372
but he's a superior intj who would outsmart you before you even knew you were angry

>>66727850
funny

bonfire night is just an innovation of Halloween