/brit/

So I found a girl on a dating site who actually replied to me, but she is a busy person so is not on a lot (single mum).

Should I ask her out on a date or something now or later? Bare in mind when she gets round to replying my next message will be the third one. Not sure if that is too early or not.

>>66719342
lad

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nuke fucking Shropshire

>>66719342
good edition

>post in brit
>somebody makes a new thread

Every time

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Me last night again

Been to the USA 3 times, Canada, Russia, China, Mongolia, Japan, Singapore, Dubai and loads of european countries.

>>66719365
It is my fantasy to have sex with a really slaggy single mum on a council estate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU

*slips on box fresh AF-1s*
*puts on medical face mask*
*puts on BAPE camo puffer jacket*
*adjusts reflective North Face cap*

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>>66719342
I took this photo

>>66719407
How soon would you ask her out in this fantasy?

>>66719400

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGzFBe1LDjw

>>66719418
nah you didnt

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/ourguy/

>>66719420
Oh you mean the dating site? As soon as possible

No point doing small talk on pof

yank will post about lily allen methinks

>>66719436
Don't fucking say that I did

>>66719418
Imagine actually thinking dressing like a dwarf looks good

>>66719439
I'll ask in the next message then, and see how it goes.

>>66719404
What was Singapore like? I would love to visit, it looks sci fi

want Theresa May to slowly tighten a vice on my bollocks in full latex with 7 inch heels whilst she reads out my internet history at PMQs and smacks me with a riding crop over the dispatch box

>>66719445
im not im saying you didnt

>>66719470
Oh ok

What's wrong with Japan anyway

Why do they act so weird

>>66719506
Would like to go there and impregnate a couple of them

>>66719418
Looks like he's wearing a metal T-shirt.

Getting on the mandy this afternoon lads
Not dropped on ages, been dull this year.

How about

heyyy, how you feeling? x

>>66719530
Looks like he's super serious about getting somewhere fast and he's quite concerned about it desu

>>66719492
Tiny gook dick

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AN I'M FFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEta mateEEEEEEEE FREEEEEE FAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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The runt was screeching so I'm taking it for a walk

AND THROUGH IT ALLLLLLLL

SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION

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what is hiro doing to are chon lads?

bought new headphones

>>66719666
>ooooh me so solly, me have no maanneee, is velly expensive to run site hehehehe

>>66719666
trying to make money

>rick and morty s2 finally on netflix
based

had my first kiss last night

>>66719704
was watching it today hahaha

>>66719714
Was he handsome?

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>she will never give you a little wristy to help you focus on your studies

>>66719704
*burps*
get schwifty! xD

>>66719697
he already brings in boatloads from his other shit like 2channel

he's literally a multimillionaire with more than enough server banks to handle 4chan and have one of his front end engineers handle it

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just had 4 wisdom teeth out lads, 3 of which were severely impacted, under local.

AMA.

>>66719536
pls respond

need to message her, will this do?

>>66719744
because he's a greedy faggot. he did the exact same shit with 2ch

>>66719745
my wisdom teeth are causing me severe pain but I've recently moved and I'm not registered with a dentist within 2 hours of my location and I don't really want to pay for them to do whatever they do with wisdom teeth

what do?

trousers I'm wearing badly need a wash but I'm going to wear them anyway

>>66719464

Very modern obviously, big expat community with a hard drinking culture, very diverse ethnically and it has every type of cuisine you could want, full of endless shopping malls with all the high end brands (asians seem to be obsessed with them), strong nightlife though drinking is fucking expensive, even if you're just buying cans from 7/11. We went in a club and my mate bought a bottle of vodka for something like 300 sing dollars. Clubs are full of prostitutes trying to snare white guys, and there's a place called orchard towers which has prostitutes from all over the world including lots of ladyboys. Great transport links, easy to get anywhere you want quickly. They say it's a police state but the visible police prescience is very low. I felt totally safe walking through their equivalent of council estates at all hours of the night, all you see is old groups of chinese men playing cards.

Astronomical living expenses. Went to a friend of a friends condo and he was paying about £2000 a month for a pretty small apartment. Of course being white I seriously struggled with the humidity, it was 36-37 C with high humidity most days which is tough when you like exploring places on foot, my suntan lotion would just melt off within minutes.

>>66719744
So he wants to make more money.

>>66719729
life must be hard for you

>>66719757
>>66719776

what a heeb

>>66719704
helloooo reddit

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imagine fighting in paschendale lads

>>66719766
get registered to nhs dentist.
tell them what youve just posted
they will refer you
wait 6 weeks
nhs will pop them out for you.

Love Amarna Miller. Looks like she genuinely enjoys her work

wait hiro lied about not having enough money for server costs without ads? damn im gullible

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPArO-OI_3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPArO-OI_3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPArO-OI_3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPArO-OI_3U

>>66719771
Thanks for the info lad.

>>66719818
that sounds like a long time
is it actually free?

just made a cup of tea so fucking good I just broke out riverdancing at incredibly high speed

>>66719867
6 weeks is good for the nhs mate. its free depending on your age and/or the complexity.
Because mine was complex i didn't have to pay.
Which when you think about it makes no sense.

>he doesn't have a reddit account for porn

>>66719861
>video game soundtracks
quintessential runt music

>>66719901
porn rots the brain

>>66719901
>watching porn
why?

>>66719901
>he doesn't have an uncle

gonna message her desu

>>66719919
so?

>>66719956
your uncle touched you and the memory is all the stimulation you need?

>>66719967
do it

is putting a kiss a bit keen or nah
I'm autistic

nodding off

*walks into the thread, humming a tune*

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the german gf

>>66720032
*bottles you*

>>66720102
*spits blood on the floor*
*points two fingers at you*

watch it, bender

wearing a tucked in polo shirt haha
what am I like

>>66720116
*walks toward you*
*slips in blood*
whoa-whoa-whoaaaaaaaaaa
*falls into the wedding cake*

ayeyayae

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>tfw ed is gone
>tfw ossie is gone

>>66720154
saw ed's gf last week

>>66720129
*HOWLING at you, fails to notice the mick monkey sneaking up behind me to steal my wallet*

Kev's Wardrobe

1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
http://nyfirestore.com/item/nypd-sweatshirts/nypd-navy-hoodie-sweatshirt/
$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NY-YANKEES-FD-PD-KNIT-BEANIE-SKULL-CAP-HAT-BLACK-LN-BOYS-OS-QUICK-SHIPPER/272110197585?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D142b1ebb83f1450bb4351fc7c1ec5c87%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D272110197584
$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time

>tfw doggo only has like 3 years left in him

tearing up rven thinking about it lads :c

Don't even know why I bother waking up, there's nothing to do in my life.

Might just go back to bed and hope I die in my sleep.

posting on a bus ladls

this thread is going a little too well...

manspreading on the bus lads

When May says the "people have spoken" she is dividing the country into the people & their enemies.

This is the language of tyranny

>>66720185
wish I had less

still haven't messaged her lads

over thinking this far too much

>>66720171
find it weird that all the bruceposters seem to be mates in real life

if any of the gormless cunts on /brit/ asked to meet up with me I wouldn't do it for all the tea in china

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>a girl will never touch herself while thinking about you

shan't read any word posted ITT

>>66720172
oi look, he's stealing your wallet!!!

*chase him and beat him to death with my shoe*

touching myself while thinking of you

when I think about (You) I touch myself

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>>66720294

>>66720318
*fucking beats the sodding bender until he's a bloody pulp*

fuck me i liked you potato munching niggers a lot better when you had no food

*laughs*

https://youtu.be/ezZ6T0NYdSI

really enjoyed this video

just had a wank thinking about my neighbour
shes a top qt

touching myself while thinking of poo

>>66720228
>>66720260
heh

>come in from le club a 7am
>housemate starts playing banjo at 10.30am

Aaaaaah yes.

No i'm not joking.

pooing myself while touching a thought

messaging a 34yr old on Okcupid

just got a Surface Studio lads

feel like i could do with one of those head transplants desu

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>Russia voted off UN Human Rights Council amid mounting allegations of Syria war crimes

>>66720406
smash the banjo over his head

>>66720406
what did they play

munching a durrie

>>66720406
10:30am is a perfectly acceptable time for playing music

sparking a snout

Clonazepam gets a thumbs up from me, very comfy benzo. not quite as good as xanax but definitely worth a go.

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wtf? why is britain so bloody racist and awful!?

>>66720406
get up lazybones ha ha :)

>>66720421
Wrong

Their term expires this year

Funny how Gulf Arab states are on it though

the only drug I need is culture

>>66720421
Guilty until proven globalist

What's the hottest rimming scene you've seen lads

>>66720425
Impressive management skills

>>66720426
i dunno, some ropey little chord sequence

>>66720432
t. Banjo-industry shill

*saunters into thread with WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt over my shoulder*

>>66720455
>don't floss
>don't peel your vegetables
>don't wash your pants

Filthy Brits desu

lads seriously pls respond I need an opening message for this girl

>>66720475
nice belt, do they make it for men?

*saunters into thread with your ma over my shoulder*

hiked my trousers up high so everyone can see my bulge

>>66720475
*I tied your shoelaces together backstage*

>>66720463
yeah Saudi Arabia is on it and a few months ago the UN HRC attacked Irelands womans rights record because we dont allow abortions
what a joke

ordered some baccy off deliveroo

>>66720487
no. only for Gods like me

>>66720483
my teeth are too close together to floss Tbh

are you supposed to floss all your teeth as well? how am I supposed to get to the molars?

*walks in and trips over a bender*

pintle in poseetion

*saunters into thread to my entrance music https://youtu.be/zeat0l1_scQ*

what's the plan today lads?

Fedex'd some rizlas to my gaff

>>66720522
>that midi guitar
TRIGGERED

>>66720471
That Italian broad in her BLACKED scene

is this ''''''''''pintle''''''''''''' meme actually real?

doing a bp (big poo)

*enters the thread*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcdrvpYHRXE

>>66720546
https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

>Pintle in poseetion o "restin" an in erection (recht)

doing a hp (hot poo)

>>66720545
fuck off back to /tv/

>>66720498
Cuba is on it as well

The UN is a joke

The sooner it collapses the better

>>66720562
>cheering for dems

*saunters into thread with WWF European Championship belt over my shoulder*

Just downloaded a 27gb MDE torrent.

Plan to spend the next week watching this.

>>66720522

remember when he joined right to censor lol

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>>66720515
Get a pack of these things

doing a wp (wide poo)

*saunters into thread with the aussie's uncle over my shoulder*

>>66720607

no way bro i was just watching the scene with the CEO going nuts

*saunters into thread with a bp (big poo) over my shoulder*

>>66720650
World Peace was shite 2bh.

>go to bathroom for a piss
>mire self in mirror for 2-3 minutes after

looooool

nah but seriously lads

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do any of you lads like to fish?

>>66720625
don't you have to replace them constantly though? or do you just replace the floss?

>>66720724
1,2

think i've been selectively scammed on the darkweb

do you lads like a sit down wee at home of a weekend? find it quite relaxing desu

>>66720730
You just throw them out after every use

It's just a couple dollars for a pack of 100

>he doesn't piss in the sink

howling

>>66720745
all me

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I wish I were a woman in France in 1940 when the Germans marched in, me and my daughters giving our bodies to the sexual desires of the very same men that killed my loving husband. Then turned into willing fucktoys as we whore ourselves to them for food, but deep down craving the strong touch of a conqueror, making us pay for his righteous anger, taking the women that are now rightfully his after he proved himself superior to our men. I'd look up at him as he spits in my face and calls me a whore, submissively spreading my legs as I never would have for a meek Frenchman, feeling truly like a woman for the first time.

what does this skyrim special edition include that wasn't in the old game?

*upper decks your toilet*

>>66720780
once pissed in a glass in a hotel room so i wouldn't make any noise during the night. forgot to empty it and when I came back later in the day it was empty.
cleaner must have thought what the fuck

>>66720803
'runt' badge

>>66720754
love doing a poo in the comfort of my own home

any new englander yanks here

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair desu

>>66720788
Jesus fucking christ, dude

>>66720817
mate did this and woke up thinking it was apple juice and necked half of it in front of us.

>>66720817
Trust me they've seen far more bizarre things than a glass full of piss

>>66720824
I got it for free so I might install it. Keep your snarky comments to yourself

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>>66720817

Just did it lads

Just fucking messaged her

Hahahaha mental

>2016
>not gaffa taping a sandwich bag to your pintle for easy pissing in the night

Poor America. Such a tough choice: a lying, misogynist, racist, dangerous, unpredictable narcissist, or a woman who used the wrong email.

>>66720889
hope she ignores you

>>66720909
Same desu, I don't think I really want to converse with her

>>66720889
what did you say m8

>>66720904
>tfw logged into my gmail at work and now the FBI are investigating me

>>66720919
Asked her how she was doing

>>66720857
like a yank's sharted pants

just caught a hypno in pokemon go lads

peach and passion fruit flavoured quark for brekkie lads

it's so good

>>66720889
wtf!!!

>>66720932
ask her her phone number la'

*sips a steaming mug of aeropress coffee*
Ahhh

>>66720938
>>66720956
runts

>>66720935
too far mate.

hhmmm come to think of it, i might fire up the ol' 'press myself.

business idea: more migrants to bigger countries, fewer migrants to smaller countries

once my Nan couldn't work out how to connect to the printer and now the FBI are investigating

CANNOT allow these technologically inept people to be in positions of power (she's head of her church's choir)

#HillaryForPrison

>>66720780

been doing it for 3 or 4 years now

have saved over 10,000 gallons in toilet flushes

>>66720956
>>66720972
good posts

might have a cup of the ol' press with my brekkie

forgot to take my lexapro two nights in a row. my brain is NOT going to be impressed

>fucking stink
>boiler is broken

looking forward to an ice cold shower in late autumn haha

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need a black gf lads

>>66720972
mines in the shop getting an oil change

can I pop round for a 'p

just fingered my arse and discovered dark matter

>>66721024
how can white women ever compete?

having a wank lads i'm doing a poo

i'm having a good hard think about you

Might go out to see a museum desu

>>66721026
why don't you have a contingency 'press? Embarrassing senpai.

>>66720990
>he doesn't flush the sink

>>66721007

what are the side effects of that shit

>>66721052
lost it in the divorce

was the fucking Ferrari livery special edition one too

>>66721049
which one

>'people' in the club that can't handle their pingers and look like zombies

>>66721065
of missing a dose or lexapro in general?

>>66721024
same

>a kid 10 years younger and 11kg lighter than me can clean and jerk just slightly less than my deadlift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEvKXt1WjiQ

tfw no super slave genetics

looking forward to seeing the so called gf tbqh

>>66721024
same but bf

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>>66721096
>on a jill
>think I look stable
>see a photo of me later
>eyes in the back of my head, jaw still at home and akimbo gunfingers sky high

might just microwave myself a cup of Colombia's Shame

>>66721100

both i suppose

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>>66721024
delete this

>>66721092
Don't know desu. But I live in London and want to do something this weekend other than wank and eat

>>66721112
that's because it's a memesport

time to fire up the 'wave, it's porridge for brekky.

nazi wanker loves his nazis lmao

BABY CAKES

>>66721161
same, porridge with honey tbf

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green is correct

>>66721190
neither cheese nor onion is green

>>66720955
I've got it that's how I messaged her you spacker

yes lads

>>66721024
you know thats a photoshop

>>66721024
fucking machines

>>66721198
that's irrelevant

>>66721138
only sides from lexapro I've noticed is dry mouth and less sex drive. when I miss a dose I have to go through the day feeling extremely foggy-minded and irritated at everything. if I take it in the morning I will feel extremely tired throughout the day. I have to take wellbutrin in the morning as well.

*drills hole in wall*
*tears away plasterboard with bare hands*
*sticks head into wall cavity*
*takes a deep breath*

>>66721190
nah fuck off it's blue

green is the salt and vinegar ting

>>66721190
green is salt and vinegar you STUPID potato
the correct answer is blue

Red = salted
Blue = salt & vinegar (best flavour)
Yellow = cheese and onion
Green = sour cream and onion
Pink = prawn cocktail
Brown = barbecue (the worst flavour)

test post

>>66721259
>>66721264
Good lads

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>>66721148

yeah well

at least it's better than powerlifting

>>66721266
>Blue = salt & vinegar
off with you

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>>66721243
bad reply
onion is green ya spastic

>>66721254
*waits several years*
*dies of asbestos poisoning*

>>66721266
No you're wrong fuck you

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doing a bored

Gonna play some FTL
What should I name my ship/crew?

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>salt & vinegar (best flavour)

what're you gonna do? stab me?

>>66721266
>blue = salt & vinny

bin thyself

>>66721245

Hmmm might need to get myself on SSRIs because I'm 28 and I still masturbate 3-4 times a day so I'd like to kill my libido off (there is no chance of a gf for me)

>>66721274
Did the man pick up the heavy thing then put it down again? haha, mental

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>oi lads, let's ignore the referendum

>>66721278
tf

>>66721306

Not really, he also went to snap city permanently there

>>66721318
I'd be quite interested in seeing this full Pepe desu

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>>66721259
>>66721264
>the city of walkers shills

>>66721275
>>66721286
>>66721304
i know it's hard to shake deeply held convictions, but you lot are wrong

>>66721318
thank you based tone

At least we can all agree that salt & black pepper is the GOAT crisp flavour.

>>66721340
>lays

foy

>the city of cuckolded reverse muh heritage yuropoors

>>66721340
>>66721343
you are wrong

>>66721367
I bet you think that vanilla is the best ice cream """flavour"""" too

She's gone from 50k to 300k subs in 5 months
She's almost in the top tier of ASMR women who've been at it for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkW-64uzEGw

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>>66721367
>not mature irish cheese and red onion

just shaved my head

>>66721379
is this the one that did porn

they gonna approach me like im justin

Why are people arguing over what the best walkers are?
All flavours of walkers are sup par to Tayto desu. dont know how they're so popular

>>66721363

bit dangerous

>>66721377
ready salted would be the equivalent of vanilla actually.

Since you mentioned it, the GOAT ice-cream flavour is a toss-up between hazelnut and pistachio. Now run a long, you lowly runt.

>>66721384
>meme flavours

>>66721367
off yourself you absolute weapon

it goes
1. salt and vinegar
2. prawn cocktail
3. cheese and onion

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>Why yes, I would prefer to munch down on salt and vinegar crisps as opposed to cheese and onion!

>>66721300
>using a pakipoo meme

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these are actually the GOAT crisp

if you're ever in ireland do yourselves a favour and get some of these

>caring about the opinions of other people

I don't understand why people argue about music or movies or fucking crisps, just do what you want to do, and stop wasting valuable time and brain space on the opinions of absolute nobodies. Opinions are worth nothing.

Shall I read anything in this thread?
No, I shan't

>>66721455
Why are you on here if not to shout your opinions loudly at other people?

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doggo

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atleast we can all agree on this

>>66721452
yeah but effort of buying them
a 6 pack of tayto are like 2 quid in tesco

>>66721479
ready salted crisps belong in a black bin bag

>>66721479
>72%
absolute state of the rest of them

>>66721474
fuck off kraut some of us just want to fucking relax once in a while you absolute shithead personally I'm here for the soothing atmosphere now you can go and eat some shit

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gf just sent me this

>a few spuds go rotten
>a million micks starve to death

ireland

lads I'm dying

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>>66721527 love it, the ABSOLUTE CHEEK

>>66721521
we paid the price for being fussy eaters

>>66721479
>5% think that ready salted should be blue
Jesus wept

the gf

>>66721588
stunner lad

>>66721588
>>66721599
Check out those sequential dubs

going to be benching 85kg for reps later, and my bodyweight is only 81! fucking mental

>>66721612
check my 5

>>66721612
all me

love is hard to find

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me irl

i weigh 91kg

>>66721666
>continental weights
no idea what that means desu my kraut friend

someone post normie memes

>Please state your required salary

how the fuck am i meant to answer this

>>66721706
put something in the range of the average for the position

>>66721706
say what you're currently on +5k

>>66721736
im currently on nothing

>>66721706
32k, can't pay bills or rent

>>66721736
then do this >>66721732

>>66721706
Write the lowest amount you could be happy with and then add 5%

By "happy with", I mean what you could get without being ultra pissed off that a colleague gets more

>>66721756
0+5 = 5

Who else is listening to are Nige on LBC at the moment?

>>66721665
Translation: I want to fuck other people but I'd feel bad if I just came out and said that, so I'll still talk to you and ask how you're getting on, first every few weeks, then every few months, until eventually we stop talking altogether but you don't think I'm a slut.

t. experience and years of bitterness

>>66721706

your currently salary +15%

Going to MCM London today
Any of you laddos going?

>>66721848
nerd

so so

>>66721848
yes lad
look out for me, im the non-passing tranny with a starwars tshirt

>>66721882
sly reference to islam on the top right

>>66721931
>>66721931

lads

>>66721876
Funny because I'm wearing a Star Wars T-shirt

I'm not a trannie tho

>>66721512
My man milk in those bottles hehe

>>66721937
>>66721943
hmmm tough decision

>>66721937
>>66721943
31 + 1 = 32

I am LITERALLY on 32k and just get by living a comfortable lifestyle in the so called London. Savings? Nah, that's not me.