Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

What's the best city to celebrate New Years in?

I'm not as much looking for a club scene as I'm looking for a place to eat good food and get hammered with the locals.

>>66717948
Copenhagen

>>66717948
Yokohama with me

>>66717948
kobe in japan

>>66717951
this is a good choice

日本の歴史とか文化とかそんなことについて読みたいけどどこで読んだらいいかわからない
Wikipediaしか思いつけないw

>removed from anime/manga on the /b/ discord for complaining about foreigners NEEDING japanese audio in their anime

Are foreigners this dumb?

>>66717987
shadows of a rising sun - jared taylor
anatomy of dependence - takeo doi
structure of iki - shuzo kuki

>>66717960
Because they can't sleep with any girls.

>>66718011
Now remove yourself from this thread

>>66717987
Why don't you go to a library?

>>66717948
A temple or shrine in quiet rural city, go to Hatsumoude with your Japanese friends.
Big cities like Kyoto, Osaka, Tokyo are always having many options.

>>66717987
文化は学ぶものじゃなく感じるものだ。
谷崎潤一郎なんかどうよ?

>>66718013
I'll look them up

>>66718026
I want to read it in Japanese

>>66718029
>文化は学ぶものじゃなく感じるものだ。
日本にいないからそれは無理だろう
>谷崎潤一郎なんかどうよ?
調べてみる

Do you know what's happening in my panties right now? *giggles*

>>66717951
Oh, I'll be here for this year's NY, working. I'm already thinking 17/18.

>>66717967
>>66717980
>>66718029
Neat, thanks for the recommendations.

Also, do anyone in these threads ever meet up? I'd be down for meeting some random Japanese anon while over there.

>>66718040
良い本というのは、そこに行かなくても文化や歴史を感じさせるよ

自分はドラマのダウントンアビーで文化の違いを感じたけどなw

>>66718059
I saw some gaijins in this thread met up with some Japanese anons, they all have namecode to recognize mutually.

How do i fit in on pixiv.net as a gaijin

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>>66717987

>>66717987
https://youtu.be/cAXTsjIxTLY
教材アニメを見なさい

>>66718072
たしかに
いま、彼に俺たちが薦められるドラマと言ったら、勇者ヨシヒコだよな

>>66718079
Eat yourself Amerifat.

I know hiragana, where should I progress from there?

>>66718288
Haven't you ever learn other languages?

>>66718288
galgame

>>66718314
Japanese is the first language I'm learning, I have a good handle on hiragana, I'm just kind of confused with what I should focus my studies on next

>>66718343
Katakana and then Murakami Haruki

>>66718343
memorise every single individual kanji

>>66718343
>the first language I'm learning.
you must be under 13 years old, you're not available to be here.

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>doing WWOOF in Japan from January
>going to be staying with a nice elderly Japanese couple
>write back and forth with them
>there's a German girl staying with them who's been there since May
>they tell me how she's almost like their daughter and how she's nice and polite
>the German girl leaves to go back home
>they start writing about how the farm feels empty without her and how lonely they are now and how they're having a hard time without young people to help them
>mfw

82 days. I'll be there then. Hang in there, cure elderly couple.

>>66718433
>WWOOF
What the fuck is this shit and why would you do this of all things in your life?

>>66718427
Was English not implied? I'll go somewhere else then, thanks for the help for those who gave it, I appreciate it.

>>66718343
what is the purpose of your learning?

>>66717987
青空文庫で「現代語訳 古事記」
横山光輝の漫画「織田信長」「豊臣秀吉」「徳川家康」を読むとかなりわかってくる

>>66718468
Japanese start to learn other language(English) when they become 13 years old.
That's why the guy told you must be under 13years old.

Get proper text book and learn grammar.

>>66718461
A worldwide organisation of organic farms. You sign up for a small fee for each country and then get access to a list of hosts all over the country where you can come and stay with them.

You work 6 hours a day for 3 meals and lodging. AKA budget long-stay holiday with included get-fit work.

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ミクさん

>>66718595
Are you doing this just for the experience or a just a way of getting to Japan

>>66718595
Have you done it before?

>>66718505
Fun, and I am genuinely interested in the language
>>66718574
Do you have a recommendation?

>>66718618
Both. And for getting the fuck out of the city and get hard from doing manual work.

>>66718620
Nope, but I've heard from plenty of people who've done it that it's great.

Besides, I'm a 6'2 240lb Scandinavian. Need me to chop wood in -10C and a snowstorm? Mondai-nai desu, I brought my own axe.

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>>66718636
Do you like Japan?

I like Japan!

>>66718636
Many people here recommend Genki. I started with Nakama and moved to Genki after a few years.

>>66718636
I saw many Japanese learner in this thread use ''genki Japanese''.
Read OP and there are some useful links at there.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WaO7n8GdmU

皆!! 日本に行こうぜヽ(〃･ω･)ﾉ

>>66718651
I hope you'll post here after you start your work. I'm interested to hear about your experience.

>>66718651
Do you have any farming experience? Do they just accept anybody? What was the fee?

>>66718659
日本だいすき!(is that right?)
>>66718670
>>66718674
I'll have to try that, thank you!

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>>66718574
>Japanese start to learn other language(English) when they become 13 years old.
But forget it all when they leave highschool

>>66718685
ハロウィンはやめてくれよ、うざいから

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>>66718706
Maybe

>>66718651
>I brought my own axe.
You got to be kidding me.
When will you come exactly?

>>66718706
feel free to ask us, buddy. :3

>>66718685
Don't come to here

>>66718651
I don't think Kyushu is the place for chopping wood in -10C and a snowstorm

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>>66718752
でも、彼女が欲しいんだ
日本はたくさん可愛い女の子があるんだから、僕と付き合うがいいんだろう?

>>66718709
2bh, we don't usually have to use English at real life, only for school. Obligation brings you nothing.
I hope learning English gives something attractive things for us except white cute girls.

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America: Just go to Japan already, you fucking weeaboo!

Japan: Go back to your country.

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>>66718785
森マンコは最高だ

こんばんは~ (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ

>>66718685
こいつハイテンションだねw

>>66718785
クジラが食べられること
良い仕事があること
犯罪を犯さないこと
マナーを守ること

できるか?

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>>66718651

what if your jap hosts starve you or neglect to feed you, and you don't have a way of contacting anyone because they have no wifi or net connection

Which one actually had an experience coming to Japan?

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>>66718698
>Do you have any farming experience?
I've had my own tiny community garden, and I have 10+ years of outdoor experience. But never straight-up farmwork. Biggest challenge for me will probably be to slaughter a chicken.

>Do they just accept anybody?
Pretty much, but the hosts aren't forced to accept you. You need to be an appealing person and make a good profile. Also, there are rules you need to follow.

>What was the fee?
5500JPY for a a years membership.

>>66718741
You really think I'll buy a new axe of Japanese steel, when I have a handforged Swedish hatchet? You must not know Scandinavians.

>>66718755
Yah, I get that. I chose the south to avoid the cold, actually.

>>66718845
I'm an /out/ist. I'm bringing fishing and hunting gear.

Plus, the farm is like 2km from a rural town with a store. I'll be fine.

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>>66718811
僕はいろいろなマンコが好き
>>66718830
クジラを食べたい
でも、日本人な彼女がいれば、ニュージーランドに戻るもいい?

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出ない

>>66718811
森=韓国?

>>66718863
I know Scandinavians, I have Dane friend in Japan...but
>awn axe
How can you take it to the airplane?
But I can guess the axe is pretty good, post pic of the axe if you have it now.

>>66718863
How long are you planning to stay? It sounds like something that would be really comfy for a week and then I would panic and think "what have I done?"

>>66718870
べつにニュージーランド女子でいいだろう

>>66718870
>日本人の彼女ができたらニュージーランドに戻ってもいい?

絶対だめだ!日本で結婚して子供作って、仕事して、きちんと子供を育てて、日本の少子化を止めてくれ!

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>>66718884
中出し

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>>66718913
The pic I posted is the same on I have. I'll put it in my check in luggage, then it's no problem. Same for the knife I'll be bringing, pic related. I've read up on Japanese knife laws since I'll be needing these tools for my outdoor life.

>>66718919
A year. January '17 - January '18 on a Working Holiday visa. My WWOOF membership ends in September, and then I'll hike around or get a part time job or something.

>>66718859
I have been to Japan~

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>>66718859
I want a gay experience in Japan

>>66718949
ニュージーランド人が日本で仕事すると過労死する

>>66718785
3DSでキウイとすれ違う
「マップにはありません」と表示される
……北米は州ごとに表示されるのに…

>>66718977
Whoooa F

You always toed the line but never go full gay

D R O P P E D

>>66718964
Yes, you should be careful if you want to use your own knife and axe, because Japanese laws are always very strict to them.
Thanks for pic.
And...watch out hot and humid weather in Japan.

>>66718949
でも、少子化を上るの?
>>66718928
ニュージーランド女の子はだめ
>>66718986
僕を過小評価しないで!!!

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>>66718905
違いますッ

>parents are arguing for like 2 hours and I have no idea why

>find out it's because my mom took cinnamon rolls out of the oven too early and put icing on them already so she couldn't put them back in

>can't afford to move away from amerifat parents because I'm a NEET

I need a qt Japanese girl to save me from this shit country and let me live with them and also cuddle me while we sleep.

この数ヶ月来てないんだけどキリたんまだか

>>66718977
go to Shinjyuku 2 chome.

>>66718974
How long and which city became your favorite?

>>66719031
少子化は、「止まる ・進む(すすむ)」
出生率(しゅっしょうりつ)は、「上がる・下がる」
日本に住んで子供を作って育ててくれたら、出生率が上がって、少子化が止まるかもしれない

>>66719079
最近見かけない、忙しいのかな?

>>66719020
Japanese knife law states that:
>any blade over 15cm requires a permission
>you cannot bring a blade with you unless you have a reasonable purpose
>even then, it must not be easily accessible for the person, e.g. be in the front pocket

Neither the knife or axe is over 15cm, and I'll have both securely packed in my backpack together with a shitload of other camping gear whenever I'm not using them.

It's almost the same laws as in Denmark.

>>66719079
今、俺といっしょにお好み焼き屋にいる

>>66717987
ほい
https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o

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>>66718610
ミクさんパンツ

>>66719124
If it's over 15cm knife, you can't bring bus and train without permission, too.

Did you decide which area you will stay? Kyushyu?

>>66719109
あ、そうか
でも、出生率はまだ上がるよ?

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-23/japan-s-fertility-rate-inches-to-highest-level-since-mid-1990s

それで、日本人恋人と一緒に ニュージーランドを戻ってくるもいいんだ?

>>66719220
>ニュージーランドに

>>66719210
I wanted to go south, so I chose to send applications out to hosts in Kyushu and Okinawa. The couple I'm going to stay with replied and seemed nice, and they've been hosts for 7 years now. They also speak English a bit, and are willing to help me learn at least conversational Japanese.

>>66719220
>それで、日本人恋人と一緒に ニュージーランド に戻ってきても いいんだ?

ダメだっつのw 労働者人口が減ってしまうから。
日本人を持っていっちゃダメ。

>>66719061
pathetic
girls don't like NEET losers like you

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>>66719253
are you on a troll hunt?

>>66719288
Okay, then I want a qt Japanese girl to call me a loser and spank me and kick my balls with her bare feet.

>>66719253
Kyusyu and Okinawa? Nice, I only visited there for my Summer vacation, tho.
Food is good and people are nice,,,just they have typhoons too many, tho.
Okinawa has very beautiful beaches. enjoy.
I have to go by now, talk again sometime.

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私を停止してみてw

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コチンコチンコチンコ

>>66719266
>>66719316

>>66719109
I have been to Japan multiple times. I guess it'd be Tokyo by default, because I almost always have to stop there before or after going to other cities, and it's a lot to explore.

What's your favorite Japanese city?

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>>66719304
Consistently.

>>66719315
See ya Jap bro. Thanks again for the advice.

>>66719316
私を止めてごらんなさい is better desu

>>66719507
ありがとうね (´・ω・` )

くわばらくわばら!

>>66719592
何か嫌なことがあったのか?
この言葉、リアルで使った事がないや…w

>>66719731
今はちょっと嵐中ですw

悪霊退散悪霊退散
こーまんせんまんこーまんせん
すぐに呼びましょ陰陽師

三笠宮様が亡くなったからハロウィンは自粛しないとな

夜は何を喰うかな

>>66717926
ジャアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアップwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

の皆さんこんにちは。韓国人を差別しないで下さい

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>>66719895
この儀式には、酒が必要なのじゃ!

>>66719982
女を

>>66719895
遺影!

>>66720011
アルビノの?

Konichiwa.

Watashi wa denmaku-jin. Sukoshi nihongo o hanasemasu.

Anata wa genki desu ka?

(I have no idea if what I'm saying is correct)

>>66720165
>(I have no idea if what I'm saying is correct)
it's fine

genki desu. anata wa?

>>66719865
今、台風が直撃中ってこと?
そりゃ大変だ、気をつけて

>>66720165
Do you even love Japan? why don't you learn the Japanese alphabet you loser. you're not a real weeb

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>>66720165
irasshai mase denmaaku jin.
ocha to karinto wo douzo.

>>66720165
konbanwa.
genki desu.
kimi wa genki?

>>66720232
どうしてそんな酷い事言うの(´・ω・｀)ｶﾜｲｿｳﾀﾞﾖ

>>66720290
Looks like a Guitar Hero character

>>66719982
ラムチョップが食べたい気分だけど、うどんしかない…
外出るの面倒だから、うどんで我慢する。

>>66720232
You're looser more than peru

>>66720208
Genki, iru o ni watashi wa shigoto desu.

>>66720232
Because that's like 10000 characters and I'm not Rainman.

>>66720236
Arigato. Kuso keeki desu ka?

>>66720298
Hai, genki desu.

>>66720351
That's not saying much though, since Peru is a winner. Maybe the biggest winner here.

>>66717926
ジョジャジョジャアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアップwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

の皆さん、韓国人いじめないで下さい

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>>66720354
>Kuso keeki
chigai masu...(´・ω・｀)

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>>66720381

can we confirm that peru is really who he says he is, i.e. rich?

>>66720351
how so?
I've dated like 10 girls while the only girls Peru has ever met in his free time were hookers
I'm not racist, I have a job, I have a gf, I have all Egyptian god cards
I'm not a loser

>>66720533
You measure worth in how many girls you've dated. That's the scale of a loser, Bruder.

日本の国民食といえばブリトーだけど君達の国は?

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>>66718811
>>66718870
17yo JK's is the best
>>66719187
みっく みっく してるぅ?

>>66720564
what. I meant that I'm at least trying to get a girlfriend while Peru is a racist loser who rather buys hookers

>>66720236
looks like unko

>>66718427
You guys start learning foreign language at 13? 中2?

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I want to enjoy ミクさん!

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>>66720664
unko ja naiyo...(´;ω;｀)

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>>66720391
>韓国でJAVを見たら務所に入られます。

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>>66720744
食べたくはありませんよ!

>>66718727
リア充方は楽しんでくれたのに。。。

>>66718685
秋葉原以外がいいよ

よし、今日も韓国人をいじめよっと

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>>66720608
バゲットです。
一生でフランスでバゲットが好きじゃない人に会うことがありません。

>>66720790
チョコ嫌いなの?(´・ω・｀)

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>>66720850
バゲットは武器

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>>66720738

>>66720654
Again, that's the worth scale of a loser. You'll see very successful people who only buy hookers.

>>66720721
In Denmark we learn English from we're 9 years old. German or French from 13.

Also
>be hotel receptionist
>check in Japanese people
>try to speak moderate Japanese with them
>if it's two girls or two guys, they're nice and try to indulge me
>if it's a couple, then they indulge me but seem a bit stiff
>if it's a father with his two daughters, the father will straight up ignore me and/or give me a death stare

Are Japanese men really that scared that a waitu piggu will steal their women? I don't want to insult anyone, but at the same time I like women.

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仮想パーティが面白いんだろうな。
逆にクリスマスとかvalentine監督とかは
バブル臭くてやらなくなって来た。
オッサンの思い出祭り。

>>66720784
I was arrested for translating hentai game (teaching feeling). And now I'm waiting for trial.
あ、それ。私はTeaching feelingというHゲームを翻訳して調査されて、今は裁判をまっています。

>>66720825
ひどい。 ;_;

>>66721005
You're gook anon?

Holy shit man, I feel for ya.

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>>66720921

>>66720721
中1=13years old

I'm seriously considering asking her out for a date when she's in Germany
I mean her English is not very good, I'm much younger
and she probably won't have time but what do I have to lose?
If I get rejected it's ok. Maybe that's what I need to stop thinking about her
I'm not sure if I should ask her in person after the game or online
She's been single for at least 4 years so I don't know if she even wants to date anyone
And I live far away from her so maybe she wouldn't consider it a date
And who am I to date a professional football player? I'm just a random autistic koreaboo to her
I'm not handsome, I don't play football, I don't speak Korean. there's nothing that makes me interesting to her
but I don't think it will ever change so I should just try it now and forget her if she doesn't want to date me

>>66720915
>if it's a father with his two daughters, the father will straight up ignore me and/or give me a death stare
to be fair that's incredibly normal behaviour. i've never had a gf who's dad liked me. he looks at you and thinks 'this is the dorky misfit inserting his dick into my little girl'

What happened to giving up on these threads

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>>66721067

>>66721094
Hah, nice. I've never gotten that here in Denmark. It's more like "You're the lad boning my daughter? Nice. Have a pack of condoms and a 6-pack."

>>66721005
paying penalty ですか

>>66721005
ロりとか変なカテゴリーなどか普通の物かどちらだったか。

>>66721083
It's infinitely better to shit your pants than die from constipation.

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>>66721142

>>66721204
奴隷との生活 -Teaching Feeling
タイトルからしてヤバいww

>>66721191
起訴猶予とか罰金刑を予想しています。
罰金が百万ワン(十万円)を超えば公務員ができなくなるので、やばいです。

>>66721209
maybe. but If I shat my pants I'd be so embarrassed I would kill myself

>>66721299
Visaとか出ないかもしれませんよ ww

Is there any chance for a gaijin to get a part time job in Japan?

I'm working my ass off to get a Working Holiday visa for a year, so I'd actually like to use it.

>>66721361
if you have a visa, i don't see why not.

>>66721299
まさか教師とかじゃないよな

>>66721381
Because I'm a foreigner and barely speak Japanese aside from yoroshiku?

I've heard that some rural hotels and inns will hire foreigners to deal with their foreign guests. I have 4+ years of hotel receptionist experience, so that would be nice to put to use.

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Guten Abend ihr geilen Schwänze.
Die Sonne geht unter, meine Muschi geht auf...

Why is there no move to Japan and be a NEET there visa?

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>>66721279
教育的テマだね。
子供にとって適当かな。

>>66721299
厳しいね。。
警察官だったら厳しそうだけど、
普通の公務員でもそこまで関係あるのかな。

>>66721444
すごく教育的なゲームです。やってみたら?

>>66721418
Working as a hotel receptionist in Japan without knowing Japanese would be a little hard though...but I still think there is demand for your experience in hospitality industry.

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>>66721424

>>66721523
Noice. I'll try and ask around. Thanks.

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巫女コスプレ

くだらねえw lol

>>66721652
w

>>66721630
There was a German poster here who was interested in working holiday in Japan as well.
He said he was good at skiing and snowboarding, so he was interested in an instructor job in a hotel in hokkaido.
I'm hoping it will work out well for him.

スリギイ
スレプーホ

>>66721646
ちょっとかわいい

>>66721652
Fuggot land

>>66721498
言えば、日本に行ったらリア充と話さなきゃから、もっと変態の単語を習わないほうがいいね、だから大抵に訳した版を使うのを好みます。

ここでは変な言葉をいっぱい習った、自閉症などを使て恥ずかしい。パワーレベルを見せないほうがいいです。

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rising sun 列島

>>66721704
Nice. Hokkaido sounds pretty comfy, imo.

Also, how open are locals for drinking with gaijin? I want to get really hammered with a bunch of locals at least once.

>>66721798
いい感じ

やっぱ飲み会はやめた
きつい…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRua0y1bZSQ
Why is buying coffee so difficult?

>>66722300
"Ooki koohii, kudasai. Chotto miruku, desu"

Not that hard, mate.

うおおおカ..カ...ロ....ット......!!!
カカロット!!!!!!!!カーカーロッーーートーーーー!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Governor of Tokyo and headman of Toshima-ku in halloween festival

>>66722161
酒が好きじゃない人にとって日本は地獄だようです。

フランスでは逆で、同僚と飲み会をよく誘いすぎて、首に出来ます。

>>66722453
私はあなたの内側にしてください兼ましょう

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>>66722502
アルコール分なしのビールがあるので大丈夫
飲めるかどうかよりも宴会が苦手だと地獄

この人の留学先ってどこだと思う?

https://youtu.be/mkCyCPxZGeQ?t=28m44s

What's the best advice you can give to someone about to spend a year in your country, and who have never been there before?

>>66722502
フランス人はワインとサッカーの話以外に何を話すの?

>>66722831
バゲット

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fucking peru you tubby mestizo jew

>>66722910
RARE

Also, Macao worth a visit?

oh shit. I went to Asia earlier this and I had unprotected sex with a girl there
she just called me and said she's pregnant.
I can't do this, I'm too young to be a father.
I don't have enough money. she's a professional athlete but it doesn't pay well in her country
The child would have an awful life, I didn't know what to say to her so I panicked and hung up
what should I do now? fuck

>>66722831
あの。。。
個人的にワインとサーカー喋ませんけど。
僕は友達と情報とか政治とかシリーズと映画と本とか大学と就職などで一般的に喋ります。。。
話題が一杯ありますよ。

友達と家族と何が話しますか?。

会社の飲み会は精神修養の場だと思ったことしかないな。
リーマンで労働環境無視の消耗作業を寄せ集めメンバーでやってた頃だけは楽しかった。

>>66723190
If would just stop lying on the internet it would be a first step.

Are Japanese girls worthwhile? Or are they like Chinese girls and only think about vanity and money?

>>66723392
Are Danish girls worthwhile? Are they like Amerifat and only behave like men and selfish?
Or are they like British and French, don't take shower often and smell bad?

>>66718685
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WaO7n8GdmU
top kek

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昨日僕が辛い鶏肉を食べたから、今日は僕の糞をした時に少年マンコは燃えていた

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読んでみたい

>>66723468
Pretty much actually.

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>>66723223
そうか。フランス人らしくないなw
親とは仕事について話をする。友達とは昔話や女の話が多いかな。

write ライト
right ライト
light ライト

>>66723585
■第3章 英会話は、“3語"でできる!
■第4章 3語で解決するための、3ステップ

>>66723392
>Are Japanese girls worthwhile?
No

>>66723532
>少年マンコ
俺のちんぽをいれていいのか?

>>66723585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsnUzy3rro

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>>66721879
Japanese office workers get crazy and friendly when they get drunk.
They even pay for your drinks.

>>66723707
日焼けしたね!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCKKzUwoXd8
日持ちしますか?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u27IZ8EkKgA

知りたいことのコアを言えばいい

>>66722931
He uses a proxy.

>>66723635
Then why you're always hang around in this thread and talk about Japanese girls?
Besides, we know you love Asian old women.

>>66723784
No person could be unfriendly to Tom Hanks.

>>66723807
I'd be too overwhelmed with his charisma.

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>>66718685
That fat cunt in the end lol

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>>66723800
>Then why you're always hang around in this thread and talk about Japanese girls?
>Besides, we know you love Asian old women.
I'm here to forget about my shit life while practicing Japanese!

>>66723902
Can confirm, it helps forget about your shit life.

>>66723850
Rip Clarke Duncan

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How do you say

>more money more problems

in jap?

>>66723784
Nice. Then we'll match each other, as I always end up buying rounds when I'm drunk. Mostly because I go full Viking mode.

>YOUR GLASS IS EMPTY!? NONSENSE, SUCH TRAVESTY MUST BE FIXED IMMEDIATELY. BAR WENCH! FETCH US MORE MEAD! MY BROTHERS HERE HAVE GREAT DRINKING SPIRIT.

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>>66723969
you do realize how autistic you sound right

おやちゅみ (´=ω=｀)ﾉｼ

>>66723902
you have nice nipples.
your life can't be shit.

>>66724022
おやすみﾉｼ have a sweet dream

>>66724021
Hey, I can't fucking control myself when I get drunk.

>>66723969
would drink with you until I puke and then avoid you for months, because I can't say no/10

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>>66724044
>you have nice nipples.
Thank you

>your life can't be shit.
I have no one to share my nipple with.
I recently bought a very big and comfortable bed, but I have no one to share it with
I recently started a new job, and the pay is very bad, not that a high salary would make me happier

I think I would be a bit happier if I could sleep properly every night.

I shouldn't complain though, a lot of people have it worse than me

I just saw that the last message I sent to my gf still doesn't have the received sign. Maybe she hasn't seen it yet because she gets so many message
Should I send it again?

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>>66724171
Should I bring traditional Danish drinking horns with me to Japan? I have two. They smell like cow, but they're awesome for drinking out of.

>>66723861
If you can't fuck the fat, you shouldn't come to japan.

>>66724234
No
Leave your autism in Denmark as well (Y)

>>66723614
>女の話が多いかな。
彼女がありますね。
僕は違和感を感じります。

>>66724234
Bring it, brother
I should bring mead

>>66724238
>If you can't fuck the fat, you shouldn't come to japan.
日本人は細いよ

>>66724238
I'm not talking about the qt's, but about the fat weeaboo.

Phew...

>>66724197
Don't you go to Gym anymore? Can you keep your body still fit?
I thought you fell in love with Asian women and you still liked them.

>>66724346
He doesn't go to the gym anymore because he wants to turn into a skeleton
He used to be my idol but I don't know him anymore

>>66724324
Yeah.

>>66724197
>sleep properly every night
you know what to do...sorry to see you less here though.

>>66724197
loser

>>66724301
北欧人はアメリカ人ほどじゃないけどデブが多いね

>>66724372
I've never seen his body except 2 pics since last year. Hope he is still fit and muscular.

>>66724234
how do you use it? shove it down to your throat and throw up to drink more?

>>66724275
*彼女がいりますね
*僕はその話題について違和感を感じります。

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>>66724459

>>66724459
You use it as as cup. It's hollow inside.

>>66724299
>mead
Is it taste very good?

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>>66724509
It's fucking baller. It tastes like fruity honey and is as strong as wine.

Do the Japanese still love Germany?
I live in Düsseldorf and we have the largest Japanese population outside Japan,most of them seem to be hardcore westaboos

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>>66724346
>Don't you go to Gym anymore? Can you keep your body still fit?
I do, I'm happy with my body.

>I thought you fell in love with Asian women and you still liked them.
After getting some experience with Asian girls I lost some of my interest desu

>>66724399
>you know what to do
I'm not sure I understand what you mean

>>66724440
>a lot of people have it worse than me
I was referring to people like you buddy, hang in there
Some day you'll lose interest in the plastic gook and you might find happiness

>>66724459
top meme

>>66724493
The Japanese guy was joking or it's a sarcasm for French about making foie gras.

>>66724212
No, you shouldn't.
How long does it take? It depends on it, but you had better not.

I really like my gf but sometimes I question if dedicating my life to her is right
It's been building up inside of me for I don't know how long
I don't know why but I keep thinking something's bound to go wrong
But I write her on facebook and she replies
And makes me realize
And she says "Don't worry baby, everything will turn out alright"

>>66724601
>French about making foie gras.
not really that far...

>>66724547
sounds tasty

>>66724547
It looks very nice, and Japanese will love it.
We love to drink alcohol with friends pretty much, but usually Japanese are not as strong as North Europeans.
You'll see many Japanese vomit at night somewhere around station or roadside.

>>66723967
>more money more problems
means "The more money one has, the ,more problems one will have. " ?

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>>66724601

Stop killing whales and we will stop killing goose

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>>66718685
可愛い

>>66724739
>stop killing whales
why don't you say the same to Norwegian?
The best whales I ever had was in Norway, 2bh.
But I like goose meet and foie gras, so keep killing them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClUoXoBaf9Y
You can be look like asian.

>>66724686
>>66724701
I want to bring at least two bottles. One for omiyage, another for a special night. Problem is that they're heavy as shit, and I don't know if I have space for them.

>>66724589
>I'm happy with my body.
Post new pic of your body, Swedi buddy.

>>66724862
>fucking heavy
the bottle looks very tiny, how big is it? How much of ml?

>>66724847
topkek what a fucking idiot

>>66724925
700ml and made out of ceramics.

>>66724847
A bee sting can turn you Cumberbatch?

>>66724868
>Post new pic of your body, Swedi buddy.
It's not impressive at all
I'm smaller than I was 2 years ago

>>66725155
Aren't ceramic bottles usually lighter than glass bottles?

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>>66724868
>>66725190
this is 3 months ago

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>>66725378
first day at the gym?

>>66725357
I don't think so in this case. It's a T H I C C motherfucking bottle.

By the way, do Japanese people find it weird when they travel to the west and meet Western people who know a bit of Japanese?

>>66725378
Good, you're still fit, a bit smaller tho.
We can't see your pink nipple very well. too bad.

>>66725442
>do Japanese people find it weird when they travel to the west and meet Western people who know a bit of Japanese?
For me, it's not. Because many shop staff know a bit of Japanese.
Such as ''arigato gozaimsu'' or ''douzo yoroshiku..''. ''konnichiwa''.

>>66725378
it's great six packs.Do you take care of food as well?

>>66725423
fuck off Peru fat boy

>>66725570
I'm a hotel receptionist, so I know a bit too, like asking for signatures or credit cards. But a lot of the time Japanese seems slightly deterred by it.

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>>66725623
>peru

maybe a visit to the optician is in order, my friend

>>66725357
まゆゆは普段どんな酒飲んでるの?
やっぱウオツカ?

>>66725587
>>66725459
Thanks

>Do you take care of food as well?
Not really.
I just do intermittent fasting.

>Thank you
ありがとう、Danke, Merci ,谢谢,cпacибo

>>66725673
Maybe because they have to give you small comment to your small Japanese, sometimes it annoyed us a bit. And we expect to use English only, maybe that's why.

I will make the next thread @310

>>66725766
>やっぱウオツカ?
レイシスト

>>66725943
I see. Thanks.

>>66725961
Please do it, Swedi, btw, tell me about Swedish girls.
Are they strong and selfish as typical western girls? And mannish instead of their feminine beautiful face?

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>>66725623

>>66725965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIusSKKdHpQ&t
最近のロシア人はウォッカ嫌いなの?
俺はウォッカ含め強い酒は嫌いだ。

>>66725965
え?別にからかうつもりは全然なかったんだけど、
気に障ったのならゴメン
種類やメーカーによって味が違うのかとか、気になっただけ

>>66726034
>tell me about Swedish girls.
Most are degenerates compared to Asian women
I'm not sure what you mean by mannish though

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日本酒が好きかもしれん。
ロシアだからってピロシキやボルシチが好きだと思ったら大間違いだぞ。

>>66726251
>Most are degenerates compared to Asian women
Can confirm. They might look good, but they're absolute cancer when it comes to relationships.

You know why Scandinavian men are so good at cooking? Because Scandi mothers never taught their daughters a fucking thing.

>>66726258
いやさ、日本人だってワインやビールを飲むけど、
やっぱり母国の酒にはこだわりがあって、こんな日本酒が好きとかある人が多いからさ。
そういうの聞きたかったんだけどね。

>>66726212
僕を人種別プロファイリングするのはやめてください

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>>66726251
I mean, that mannish means they act like a man, not feminine at all. Speak laud, talk about themselves only, and having too much self-conscious.

>>66726327
I heard Danish men is more like women because of they're not very strong, and women are strong like men.
So, Danish men tend to get married to gaikokujin. True?

>>66726521
>I mean, that mannish means they act like a man, not feminine at all. Speak laud, talk about themselves only, and having too much self-conscious.
Sure, they act mannish (compared to Asian females again)

>I heard Danish men is more like women because of they're not very strong, and women are strong like men.
>So, Danish men tend to get married to gaikokujin. True?
I don't think that's true