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Ah yes, the janny has perfectly adapted to his role. He is able to hear /brit/ threads being made several seconds earlier edition.
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Any runts in here?
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UP
THE
RA
lads
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beans on toast
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ygnDnOTA8
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To every seppo cunt that dare set foot here:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vjx7ZirVY5
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>>66713051
great edition
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congratulations bean on not being the worst JF in /brit/ anymore, haitANO has taken your place (not me)
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>>66713072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fAk5OsVlov
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>>66713072
>>66713081
viruses do NOT click lads
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senpai don't (You) me
if you gonna chat shit don't (You) me
fall back a likkle bit don't (You)
i am not having it don't (You)
you will get filtered quick don't (You) me
with your anime pic don't (You) me
delete all that shit don't (You) me
have to tell these yanks don't (You) me
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Imagine being eaten alive by a big snake

Why are these satan creatures on earth again?
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>>66713081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bAHmqsdbN3
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well?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrf2ynC_NZM
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>>66713081
pretty good american accent impression
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>>66713081
delet this
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>>66713072
>talking quietly so mummy doesn't hear
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>>66713081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j5NPpG84Kf
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i'm a stat
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>>66713051
Can any of you guys help me remember where I parked my ca-

*Meep meep*

Oh! Haha! There it is!
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>>66713102

the thought of being suffocated by a large python, swallowed, digested, then pooed out gives me a raging stiffy
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>>66713133
at least hes considerate enough to not wake her up
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>>66713102
spiders are satan's creation
childhood friend of mine had his foot amputated because he got bit by one
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>>66713072
You sound like a student twat 2bh
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>>66713148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vb27CXG1ug
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Doing some really smelly farts
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yo momma so fat her blood type is RAGU
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>>66713159
Arizona?
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>>66713169
Subtitles desu (to be honest)
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That is a scarily accurate prediction
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Got a Glaswegian mate who post on /brit/ and reckons he's a hard, just wrestled him 3 for nowt I'm the garden

Come back round if you want to be emenrassed more lad
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>>66713157
the misterious and renowed female penis
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>>66713191
Go to bed Silvio
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Please help me feed all these birds!
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>>66713211
nice
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>>66713191
the stugots on this yank
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should i have 2 sausage biscuits and tea for breakfast tomorrow before gym, and then have chicken and ramen noodles for dinner and that's all i eat all day. or, should i eat coffee and toast for breakfast, and then get the 2 chicken breast combo for dinner? the 2 sausage biscuits is $1.50, and the chicken combo is $10
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To all those seppo cunts who want to engage a full blooded irishman in a game of fisticuffs

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xAwVpPVL6s
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the walking pleb scene where [spoiler]glenn dies[/spoiler] was gnarly as fuck lads
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>>66713258
drinking coffee is for coloreds
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me mum
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>>66713207
he also predicted 9/11 back in the mid 1990s


hes a man with a lot of foresight
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>>66713270
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>>66713258
sausage biscuits?

wtf dumb yank
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>>66713201
texas
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I got a bad feeling about tomorrow brothers
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>>66713258
>sausage biscuits
???
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>>66713280
anyone could have predicted 9/11
there already was a minor attack on the towers before 9/11, so it was obvious that there'd be another
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>>66713243
>>66713211
Specifically calling you out cieran lad if youre reading this knock on the side door and gis a text
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>>66713270
yeah dont watch the show but i looked up the scene for a gander

roaring at all the runts saying theyre gonna boycott the show now
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>>66713258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XHXXXwv981
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>>66713304
>roaring at all the runts saying theyre gonna boycott the show now
lmao why are people saying that?

this nigga should've died half a season ago anyway
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>>66713280
>>66713284
>>66713289
>>66713275

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pVvui3quWm
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>>66713305
unironically sound like a kiddy fiddler sorry to inform you mate
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>>66713318
t. paddy o'hara
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RVOxv2k9E7
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>>66713318
Laughing my butt! off (lmbo)
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>>66713313
because 1) he died and 2) he died the way he did

people apparently want slow, dramatic gunshot death scenes in a setting of brutal violence
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>>66713318
this was very exciting to listen to
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The Young Turks have finally admitted that Hillary was the wrong cadidate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcDXAnggdLc
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>>66713102
I like snakes desu
Vipers are my favorite animals
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>>66713333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s118NuteVqdU
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RuntFarmer: I don't understand it, it's listed as a British runt farm yet these American and Irish runts still appear.

Smithers: Maybe they have no where else to go sir

RuntFarmer: Maybe the Irish ones, but look at the size of the American ones, they're clearly being fed elsewhere

Smithers: Would you like me to eliminate them sir?

RuntFarmer: No, leave them for now. I would like to see whether they bond or if they will fight. Maybe they'll even breed.

Smithers: Wouldn't the litter be horrific?

RuntFarmer: I don't know, crossbreeding could perhaps make them stronger, the best of both worlds.
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>>66713300
It is bread with sawmill gravy.
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>I like snakes desu
>Vipers are my favorite animals
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>>66713363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pETf8uNtPS
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pyrazolam's running dry

might have to learn to use the ol' deep web soon and score some legit xanny
thanks mummy may
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>>66713374
those are quads senpai
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>>66713377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zqcSsyCbca
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odds i eat this apple
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip_Movement
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>>66713415
b-baited
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good morning anon :3
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>>66713280
9/11 was coming for a long time an the idea of some massive attack was pretty prominent inhabitants e public imagination.

Honestly 9/11 was a masterpiece of the negative sublime
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>>66713426
hmm
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Black Mirror lads
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massive attack mentioned
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>>66713426
*slaps your nuts*
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>>66713399
You sound properly bent tbqh
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>>66713416
>>66713399
>>66713374
These are the people I post with every day
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>>66713446
glad you enjoyed it senpai
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>>66713419
cheque these dubs
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>>66713416
Oh whats this, one of the little runts has brought me a gift, take is smithers, dispose of it quickly.
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>>66713464
just trying to trigger autists desu but ye it is dece'
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Reminder that wrestling is the best way to resolve a friendly dispute with a mate, best of 3 each point is getting the other flat on their back

No punches or kicking allowed

It's violent enough to be satisfying but not violent enough to send the other cunt to hospital
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>>66713399
t. david thewlis
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rate my post
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>>66713474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BBRD3dQsQ4
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watched the first episode of stranger things earlier lads

soundtrack is fantastic
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>>66713492
haha benis
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>>66713450
mmm
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>>66713497
one of the best series I've watched 2bh
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>>66713446
>still waiting for someone to put the whole new series in 1 download
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>>66713513
:D:D:D
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>>66713492
wouldnt that hurt
my bellend is really sensitive
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>>66713455
>tfw you will never meet a nymphomaniac who gets sexual thrills from finding strange men and fucks their brains out
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severe lack of vocaroos, im busting to hear some yank gimp talk shite down the old microphone

but honestly, YOU brits arent chipping in here, except for the alan partridge sounding gent
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y'all are gay
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bepis
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Currently still on a shitload of MDMA after the parties finished lads

WAGWAAAAAAAAAN
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>tfw Latina in UK

how can I survive here?
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>>66713519
>not using Kodi
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>>66713490
>tfw won argument with this
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>>66713547
ahh yes trainlad
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where you mentally repeat the mantra and go into the ecstasy of the state
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>>66713494
Smithers i'm getting worried, take this runt to the slaughter house
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>>66713446
blacked mirror

>>66713455
"ey lad look at this lass 'ere wantin a shag with me"
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>>66713102
Nothing to worry about... unless you're a manlet!
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>>66713548
Currently living in Oxford, it's full of spanish booty here
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>>66713548
do you have bunda?
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>>66713570
alri burnsey lah
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>>66713548
you'd be in heaven here lad. at least 1/3 of tinder here is latinas
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>>66713548
bene in bagina?
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>>66713582
an escaped runt?

gas him out
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>>66713559
there should bbe like a naked wrestling where like the guy jumps off the thing right onto the other guys cock haha and then they fuck in front of everybody lol
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>>66713582
scary don't watch
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>>66713548
looks more like a paki to me
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>>66713600
enjoyed this post
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Get out of my territory
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>>66713490
That's not true, I've broken my nose and I have torn my acl while wrestling.
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>>66713600
They have those porn videos where two girls with strapons wrestle
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>>66713582
Believable until the incredibly fast way it moves at the end.
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>>66713614
ok thanks
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>>66713559
business idea: "accidentally" place my nads right at the point of contact
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the proper way to say squirrel

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CwP7Ds2mEU
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>>66713582

Ah, so that's where the runts live...

*makes mental note*
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scwirral
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s17nM1aqUQOU
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Give your address, if you're a big strong american, or perhaps you're a pussy.
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>>66713644
>squirl
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>>66713548
Thought you got sent home?
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>>66713582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yx31wuaxa0
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>>66713644
that's how you pronounce @
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>>66713548
honestly, I came to UK expecting a better if, and to find a great husband!

Instead I was shoved into a Muslim populated area.

Once I wad in beautiful fresno/san diego in California

Now I'm living in Tower Hamlets, east London

how do I escape?

also
>uk muslims
liberally grime music 24/7
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>>66713632
never encountered a demonic entity?

they make strange movements allllll the time
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>>66713426
Just wanna bury my face in that crotch
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>>66713652
bent
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Is the amerinigger scared to get into a shootout with me? Why won't the fucktard give me its address
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>wake up
>see the mandem still being killed

ahh yes
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skwerl
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>>66713665
Had a fiddle contest with one in Georgia once
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>>66713678
Shut up Bengt
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>>66713660

>pakis to the back
>pakipoo at the front

???
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I'd blow your brains out you american piece of shit
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>>66713677
i bent your mum around me cock
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>>66713678
alright then fucker come fight me

address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500


ill fuck you up nigga
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>doing a dragonball watch
>early episode has this lad spiking drinks to molest a lass in her sleep

Mental
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>>66713652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sL734Vsmpv
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>>66713704
Monica is white! WHITE!
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>>66713662
All brown people get stuffed into London ghettos, Tory government policy
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Why is she so perfect bros?
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>>66713720
I hear you're a runt now, paddy.
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>>66713714
Sure, sure, do you you even own a gun, I'd murk you with a headshot and burn your house to the ground
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>>66713660
the state of those sleepers on the right
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My favourite album is the black parade by mcr

Know every single word
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>>66713740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PR6HahRLly
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>>66713733
she's a seppo so not perfect
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>>66713719
the japanese know how its done
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Converted to homophobia today desu
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>>66713662
>British Muslims
>sexualising women
>implying that's a bad thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GZY9uAVYpQ

Just listen to this music you fucking whore!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GZY9uAVYpQ

I dnt care if you're Mexican-American or Bake tall-american. If any of you cucks stpped on a shara musim aea, then your chances of survival are 0%
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>babestation tarts in halloween costumes
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Why are ameriniggers such terrible marksmen?
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>>66713750
Sounds bent

>>66713756
bent

>>66713742
Fuck off Bengt

>>66713719
No just bent

>>66713712
Bent my dick around your face
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this is really good... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAdL_f-rJn4
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Reckon I could drunk garden wrestle any cunt here straight 3 for nowt
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>>66713780
They shoot sideways
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>>66713782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ISsPJwTX96
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>>66713758
>seppo
Canadian actually
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hello at you, any of you have pretty blue eyes? if so i have (one) 1 question
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>>66713750
poor taste since day 1 huh
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YER A SERPENT

YER A TEN POUND AN HOUR FAGGOT
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Does anyone else bottle up all their stomach gas for hours and then let it out in one or two huge rips on the toilet?
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>>66713805
A Canadian seppo, then
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>>66713803
Fuck off Lucky Charms-sounding bender
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>>66713766
what happened to trigger this


also i didnt want to wait another 60 seconds to post this but green apples taste so much better than red apples
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>>66713823
Doesn't work, fuck off
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need to fix my sleeping pattern but im so tired and its only 4am, no chance of making it till 7pm

fuck
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spot on my arse is going to fucking explode

gonna stab it with a knife see what happens
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>>66713812
See: >>66713795
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>>66713767
what happened to trigger this
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>>66713824
>Lucky charms
yank spotted

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pVvui3quWm
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>>66713849
>only
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>>66713863
yeah

whats your problem?
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can't believe nobody here has blue eyes, howling
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Going out for a ciggie yup yup boys
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>be haitian
>bring aids to the US

>be dominican
>bring crack to the US
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crack_epidemic

>all these american lives that have been ruined by ppl from hispaniola
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>>66713859
Speak English please
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>that qt on the left
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>>66713886
you gonna cry you wee emasculated english bitch
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FRESH vocaroo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g8rANE6gYM
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fucking HATE how the 'port appends most track names with (Original Mix)
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>>66713873
>only
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>>66713671
bit gay
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>>66713888
me with the bloke in green
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okay night night lads

>>66713913
cant make it sorry
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Used to listen to this band when I was about 14 and skating everyday with the lads over summer

Miss those times

https://youtu.be/AckhnLpwceM
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>>66713907
dl'd the 'seek yesterday and its immense cant believe i didnt dl it sooner
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>>66713888
Just looks like some random office worker girl, nothing special
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>>66713918
>tfw your shitposts attracts brown monkeys
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damo

hey damo lend us a light would ya
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>>66713926
it's a 'mick for a 'son
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>>66713904
At least I'm gonna cry in English, not some barbarian mickspeak
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EDDY

Eddy for fuck sakes where's the gravel
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>>66713932
love that type 2bh
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>>66713905
Absolutely abysmal attempt at 'banter'

You're lucky I'm out for a fag or you'd receive a barrage of verbal abuse
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>>66713923
>skating everyday with the lads

How did your parents take the news?
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mapleniggers are still a lot better than swedeshits

reminder that most swedeshits live in wooden houses like garden sheds
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>it's 2017
>Hillary has a matriarchy of women, nu-males and BBC within her military and they're about to attack UK
>UK is anti USA/Hillary because freedoms (unless lefty) and are pr nationalist/traditional life
>UK leader is a fat, smelly paki, neck bearded, /pol/ browsing, nationalist who wants to increase white birth rates, and abolish women's vote
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does your skin go yellow when you press it
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Sorry mate, who did you just say did nothing wrong?
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>>66713964
They get boring very fast, always moaning about their lovehips when they sit down all day eating cookies, and constantly trying to get money from you for fundraisers.
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been browsing the rich kids of instagram page

and I'm thinking, are these people really just going to drink champagne for the rest of their lives?

for fucks sakes cunts you're rich do something cool with your money
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>>66714004
i'm drinking organic wine right now, am i winning at life?
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>>66714008
all me
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>>66714008
those kids are disabled, shouldn't make fun of them la
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Would literally ONLY be willing to fight if the uk proper was being invaded but would love to cunt some americunts if they had a shot

Come and have a go off you think you're hard enough cunts
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>>66714008
bit depressing tbqh
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>>66714008
none whatsoever
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night lads
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I'd brutalise any man in Ireland or the uk
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>>66714008

seems like runt central
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>>66714030
We don't want any Paquis
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>>66714008

all I dream about is living in rural iowa with a german-american wife
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just burnt a man alive
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>>66713497
what i've seen of it look "quaint" as fuck. shan't be watching it
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>>66714008
"GREAT" BRTAIN
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>TFW have a cousine in the US who owns guns
>TFw he is willing to lend me his toys
Really wish I knew where these american posters lived, i'd blow their brains out
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Reminder the only reason super hero films are so popular, quote capeshit unquote, is because of 9/11
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>>66714039
goodnight mr messy
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>>66714015

what in the hell is organic wine?
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>>66714063
fuck off pretend-murderer
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>>66714061
new wallpaper

>>66714066
its quite literally the best series to come out in 10 years
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doing a cry
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>>66714008
i want to go there but idk why
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nAWlt00agU

rate
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>>66714066
>quaint
yeh i guess you could describe it as that

its nice to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vFtEuP5SiQ
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This swede seems like a right bent cunt

I say we batter him boys
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should i shave my head lads
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>>66714097
good lad
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>>66714073
Rasheed
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>>66714069
>scousers
>british
pick one
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>>66714085
wat u mean
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>>66714102
video isn't what i thought it would be :/
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the haitian is a complete crackhead

absolute nutter retard but I must say he is an interesting poster
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>>66714105
you wouldn't batter a sausage you tryhard cunt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V6N4elMVX4
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Neighbours are whooping and hollering like drunken cowboys

Bit late in the night for whooping and hollering
>>
Any of you bent cunts not smoke cigs
>>
>>66714137
foy
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>>66714136
savings on the trainline
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>>66714135
Gave your mas fanny an awful hidin and a batterin the other day
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need an athletic scots gf
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my ear hurts
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Alex Jones just called Joe Biden "A pervert filth", fucking kek
>>
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Ridicule they won't allow
Quench abuse and let love flower
Rip the cage out of your chest
Let the chaos rule the rest
>>
just found my daughters journal

http://imgur.com/69O0MAy
>>
>>66714159
i have two dads you bent tryhard cunt
>>
my teeth hurt
>>
>>66714187
Bit gay that
>>
>>66714186
Not clicking on this wank
>>
>>66714197
alri nige
>>
>>66714186
YASSSSS
>>
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it's hilarious watching the news about the FBI reopening the investigation and hearing them say weiner all the time haha
>>
>>66714218
Are they actually going to arrest Hillary this time though?
>>
>>66714201
yee u r
>>
>>66714218
i wish I looked like this guy
>>
>>66714186
nauseating
>>
>>66714244
well they wouldn't reopen the investigation for no good reason. this could unironically mean the end of her campaign
>>
>>66714244
ocb (of course bro)
>>
>>66714186
ah yes this definitely happened
>>
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>>66714186
just found my daughters journal
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>>66714186
*clicks*
hmmmm this isn't very interesting
"shan't be opening this wank"
>>
Dude I had half a tallboy and got so wasted

Told some copper pig to suck a bag of collosal dicks dude, I was goin doopin' mental
>>
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still screeching at this post
>>
>>66714271
>>66714274
Really though? Don't you think they'll just make someone else the fall guy? They've let her get away with so much, like actually murdering people.
>>
>>66714186
>hashtags
>YASSSS
state of this person
>>
>>66714271

well bit late for that, I doubt they would indict her within the next two and a half weeks

would be funny if she got elected, but then had to undergo an indictment while in office just like billy boy
>>
>>66714186
>americans
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ejJhr8UjMU

actual tune
>>
http://youtu.be/xWup9XzX8Y0

she did this in public
>>
john thomas (penile)
>>
>>66714294
me
>>
The other Irish poster is seething because I used an empty bag of tayto cheese and onion as a dom to buck his ma

Lmao
>>
>>66714325
That's actually me so fuck off identity robbing cunt

You're not intelligent or funny enough to conjure such a post
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_AIbajbWe0

stolen tune
>>
>>66714308
why couldn't I be born a russian youth
>>
Any yanks willing to take an Irishman in if I can get a visa? I'll pay rent
>>
>>66714308
The song is alright but the video is utter shite
>>
i have it on good authority that all the irish posters in this thread have 1. never had sex with a woman, 2. never been in a fight
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>i care about the video
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>>66714384
Nah but I had sex with ur da u bent shirt lifting fruit
>>
>the video
>>
>>66713072
yank accent??
>>
>>66714394
You literally posted the video
>>
>>66714428
wasnt me mate
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ShAosqzI

Literally /brit/: the song
>>
>>66714319
>TWICE
Literally who?

Shitty group like this wouldn't have made it past their debut in my day
>>
russian tunes are insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeGTEtdhHd0
>>
Lads a yank said something funny for once

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ofFF3IKzA5
>>
>>66714469
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ofFF3IKzA5
that was me lol
>>
>>66714319
American women need to stop being so cringeworthy for five minutes
>>
>>66714410
yeah he told me it was the absolute worst sex he'd ever had. said ya cock was too little for the condom and you had nasty cheese breath
>>
i hate cunts
>>
>>66714480
They have no culture of their own, it's to be expected.
>>
>>66714443
sure it was
>>
@66714487
Cringey response not worthy of a reply tbf

>>66714478
Well done la
>>
ah yes hello brit
>>
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>>66714449
Nah this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10
>>
>>66714507
nah mate it honestly wasnt
>>
>>66714465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z-Z2lcMA8M
>>
i hope ireland sinks into the ocean
>>
>>66714556
west brit
>>
>>66714556
Bent, I'd heem you with a glance
>>
>ywn be charlie leduff
>>
>>66714575
good lad
>>
>>66714526
Lol this is a funny tune
>>
Was driving home tonight and just started crying
>>
>>66714575
cant heem too well with a lung full of seawater huh
>>
>>66714597
gay
>>
>>66714597
why?
>>
>>66714597
Why
>>
>>66714604
>>66714597
Fuck off shirtlifters you're not wanted here
>>
>>66714628
I was listening to jazz and couldn't handle how beautiful the music was.
It's just so sophisticated
>>
>>66714645
I hope you get shot you absolute mutt
>>
>>66714635
pot calls the kettle black
>>
>>66714645
Bit odd lad. Anything happened to you recently?
>>
>>66714666
Fuck. Off. Gimp.
>>
planefu
>>
>>66714689
The irish can't develop proper pectoral muscles
t.knower
>>
>>66714597
very gay
haven't so much as teared up since the first time I saw the end of Kagemusha
>>
>>66714717
Where did you get this highly valued information?
>>
>>66714679
Idk I've been really sleep deprived
>>
>>66714741
Never seen an irishman with pectorals well developed in the middle, ever.
>>
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>>66714597
Broke down after dropping a fork once
>>
(o Y o)
>>
>>66714753
I get that, never cried to blues music though.
Cried when my dog died.
>>
>>66714758
Right aha O-K mate
*turns around and talks to someone else*
>>
>>66714758
I can confirm that I have a boney sternum though my pecs are decent
>>
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>
>>66714793
stop talking to the wall m8, you're embarrassing me, i shouldn't have brought you.
>>
>>66714769
see >>66714614
>>
Venezuela is literally only a mess because of American imperialism, if they were hardcore capitalists the EU, Australia, japan and American would have pumped them full of free imports and international aid
>>
>>66714825
are you irish though?
>>
>>66714792
This started as an ironic shitpost
Now I'm reflecting on myself
Didn't actually have anything to do with the music
>>
Getting a bit chilly out lads ahah
( ^ Y ^ )
>>
this >>66714861
>>
>>66714837
*it was a hologram*
Haha fell for my Hibernian trickery you fool
>>
>>66714867
yea partially.
my upper body is really wide though and I have broad shoulders
>>
Hookworms infested up to 40% of the population in the South after the civil war...symptoms stymied development for decades and bred stereotypes of lazy, moronic Southerners.
>>
Irishman with a well developed barrel chested set of pectorals

AMA
>>
Good evening lids and lidettes
>>
>>66714861
and? commies deserve it.
>>
>>66714913
want to get heemed by me?
>>
got work in 7 hours lmao
>>
the venezuelan opposition is following orders from (((((henrique capriles))))))
>>
>>66714917
t. Schlmo bergensteinberg
>>
>>66714882
Damn! Fooled again. Should have known you wouldn't socialise with "normies".

>>66714894
do you exercise though?
>>
>>66714925
Go on then ahahaha gowan dazza take a shot gwan
*removes shirt and tenses*
Go on dazza mate
>>
just got back from work
eating jalapeno Cheetos with some sherry
>>
>>66714954
I feel as if you're trying to turn an innocent shitpost match into something personal like some sort of aspergers stricken cunt :///
>>
>>66714954
played rugby in school and go to the gym now/work a physical job
>>
is patch burning a faux pas in the world of paintball?
>>
>>66714871
Never usually get emotional enough to cry usually, once did when i was reflecting on my life though, ways things could have gone differently etc.
>>
hahahaha
>>
>>66714999
I randomly start crying or sulking because I have depression
>>
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watching black mirror i bed. ultra comfy rn
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>>66714955
*takes off acubra with corks on strings dangling from it*

hmmph it's time...
>>
>>66714974
I feel like the banter has flown over your head

>>66714979
alri, just wondering why a physical job anon?
>>
sometimes I look in the mirror and start crying
>>
>>66715031
*in
>>
That's probably it, I always get depressed this time of year
>>
*walks into thread*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AUW3apNQss
>>
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>>66714981
yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlAcFcr8aCc
>>
>>66715051
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/seasonal-affective-disorder/pages/introduction.aspx
>>
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>>66715018
Like actual depression or your life has just turned out shit?
>>
>>66715059
Why do you sound like a posh person from sheffield?
>>
>>66715065
great post
>>
>>66715068
6 of 1 half a dozen of the other
>>
thank you
>>
>>66715037
>why a physical job anon?
because I make decent money and I hate doing office work, it makes me jittery sitting around so long.

I'm planning on leaving my job in the winter though since I've got something more steady lined up.
>>
packin fudge
>>
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*meows at you*
>>
Imagine being such a fucking bender when some Bonnie wee cunt 'burns your patch' you shoot him with your bender paintball gun instead of having a fair and square garden scrap with him

What's the fucking world come to
>>
she reduced her breasts
>>
>>66715068
actual clinical depression yes
>>
The Mexican should make the new thread
>>
NEW
>>66715134
>>66715134
>>66715134
>>66715134
>>66715134
>>
>>66715069
maybe i am

>>66715099
what physical job? like warehouse stuff?
>>
>>66715084
>>66715120
same anon?


>>66715099
I like the outdoors but you have a country better suited to it. Are you a lumberjack?
>>
>>66715161
no not the same anon
>>
>>66714882
>>66714954
He got you pretty good
>>
>>66715036
*Sharts*
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