>mfw americans put ketchup in their shoes

Only for sunday dinners.

>>66711780
It's comfy.

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>mfw americans put redcups in their buttered coffee

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>he doesn't have ketchup in his shoes
>he doesn't have the ability to enhance his meals at every time and place
Are you dumb or something?

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>>66711780
>mfw americans refrigerate their toilet paper

>>66712210
NO WE DON'T
STOP LYING
STOP SPREADING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

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No, we put ketchup on our feet!

>>66712236
STOP STOP STOP
STOP YOU ASSHOLES STOP SPREADIGN LIES WE DON'T REFRIDGERATE OUR TOILTE PAPER ONLY OUR BABYWIPES
SOTP
STOPSTPOSTOPSTOPSTOSWTOPSTOSPTOSTOPTSOPTSP
ASSOHLE

this thread in vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GlcZR89Lw4

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>>66711780
>>66712210
>>66712223
>>66712236

No guns for u.

>americans use pure lard to lubricate their condoms.

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>>66712343
My gf likes it.
pic related my fat american gf

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>Some states had to create laws to prevent cousin marriage in US.

>>66712250
Dan "get her in the van' Schneider had something to do with this, didn't he..?

>>66712435
I'm noticing a fuck ton of blue there brazil, it just seems like we have morals.

>>66712435
I totally read that as cuisine marriage.

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>>66712236
Americans refrigerate toilet paper?

>>66712474
We don't have a problem with it. So we don't even lost time creating laws to forbid it.

Imagine a country where no steal shit. Why make it illegal if no one is doing it?

>>66712482
Lmao you seriously don't?

>>66712482
Makes the paper stronger.

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>>66712474
Summing some info.
Due the small amount of slaves in some regions, they had being forced to bread between them selfs. This is the biggest reason why we can control most of our population.
They are literally retarded due inbreeding. Our niggers have one of the lowers IQs in the world. They are not fit for anything that is not carry weight and do repetitive jobs.

>his country did not breed perfect slaves for the last 400 years...

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>>66712435

>>66712683
Yes, niggers do this.
We don't care. Perfect slave work force.
Due consanguineous diseases, they don't even live until elder age. Se we don't need to pay pensions to them.

People forget that Imperial Brazil was in the cut edge of eugenics for centuries.

>>66712474
So what happened to freedom then?

>>66712482
Yeah and then we take it out when we need to shit, it increases thickness, and toughness. Plus who doesn't like to feel a nice cold touch on their butthole?

>>66712482
It cools their anuses after a sharting session

>>66712236
this is the only one i'm guilty of

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>>66712589
>>66712624
>>66712868
>>66714270
>mfw Americans ACTUALLY refrigerate their fucking toilet paper

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>mfw non-americans don't like cold, fresh TP

>>66714270
You're not guilty of anything, it's just a good practice that more people should try!

>>66714310
Try it anon, you won't regret it.

>>66712683
>1-4% in Canada

This is what happens when we let Asians with their incest fetishes be the majority.

>>66712250
How can people deny this guy is a pervert?

>>66711780
>mfw americans use shopping carts at the grocery store
Lmao

>>66715922
DUDE SHUT UP THAT'S NOT... oh. Wait.
Fair enough.

Americans are fat lmao

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>>66712236
This is just too good to be true

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>>66712236
>>66712624
>>66712868
>>66714270
whoa

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>>66712236
What the fuck this is actually true

>>66716253
Not really. Majority of us don't do it.

>>66711780
>>66666538

you ok?

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>>66716290
Stop lying i know you do

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>>66712683
i blame the muslims for this

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>>66715922
>Be American
>Running out of hotpockets
>Drive my 4wd """truck""" to the walmart down the road
>Eventually find a park but it's 4 rows of cars from the shop entrance
>"I'm going to need a shopping trolley for this!"
>Get a trolley, get my hotpockets, pay for them after a 5 minutes of small talk with the check out chick and bring them back to my """truck"""
>To lazy to take it back to the trolley bay so I call out to the trolley attendant
>After chatting about the weather and last night's """football""" game I give tip him and send him on his merry way with my trolley as I drive back home

>>66716545
We call them carts, not trolleys.

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>>66716619
>shopping """cart"""

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>yuropoors don't have a mini tp fridge next to the toilet

>>66712236
Im gonna start doing this now

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>mfw Americans wear their shoes around the house

>>66712236
Why would we need toilet paper if we shart in the mart?

>>66719491
>Have a bar fridge next to toilet
>Crack open a bloke improver while taking a dump
Sounds like the life to me

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>Go to America with my brothers
>My brother points out that none of the supermarkets have fresh fruit or vegetables
>mfw

Is this true for all of burgerland? Or just LA?

>>66721462
I've never seen a super market that didn't

>>66721855
He probably only ever went to 7/11 or Quiktrip because that's the average size of a """supermarket""" in Europe.