You wake up in the Himalayas

>try to find WiFi
>go to /int/
>wake up in another part of the world

>>66705104
i pick Zenyatta

>>66705104
>wingsuiting all the way down

I jump of (of ? I jump off ? I jump off of ?) the nearest cliff

I proceed to pass out from altitude sickness and freeze to death

I hate faggots who climb Everest, bunch of rich, boring cocksuckers desperate for an after dinner story to make them sound interesting. Thousands of people have climbed Everest...no-one is impressed, If you're genuinely an intrepid mountaineer then surely K2 is a much bigger prize given its difficulty. Sorry lads, had to get that off my chest.

>>66705366
t. Person who lost his gf to a mountian climber

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>>66705366
good lad
one day we'll climb K2 together

>>66705498
I hope that bitch falls into a crevase

>>66705366
I walked up a slide once

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>>66705366

>>66705104
snowboard all the way down
>inb4 you don't wake up with your board
I sleep with it every noght

I'd fucking freak out, never seen a mountain in my life.

>>66705104
Start building Autobahn