/brit/

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korean pop

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>>66702238
/luso/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e56_V3-5_0k

>>66702238
he retired

>>66702259
the ludd mister

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What do

get yer rat out

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>tfw the posts directly above and below you get (You)s but yours doesn't

>>66702238
STILL GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME GAME

STILL GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME STILL GAME GAME

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhEPyjolGQQ

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Just want a 6/10 abnormie qt gf

IS THIS SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK

>>66702290

*stalls fiat punto as I pull away*

SHIT

>>66702338
superb

gonna have a bath and stab the spot

>>66702288
dude, you better not be racist cuz'...... cause

>>66702310
>you're a lot less likely to die anyway

Because of this. Also because it would be a choice, and I could make the choice right now with a belt and a ceiling fixture if I had the balls.

>>66702290
>>66702296
giving you (You)s to piss that munter off between yer

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/my-trans-american-road-trip

WILL be doing a watch of this

You say Christmas, but I say Saturnalia

how is tim anyway

fookin bedwetta I want your sweata
Sell it on thornsby market for a tenna
Prolly won't get that much
It's Fruit of the loom, innit

https://twitter.com/Not_lizomzimba/status/627407469753593857

this spacker is not pleased with us

*attempts to impress a load of teenagers jeering at me in my micra shitbox*
*pulls a handbrake that goes horribly wrong and flips the car into a wall, severing my bollocks in the process*

SHIT

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HOLY MOLY MOLY MOLY MOLY

>>66702383
>http://www.channel4.com/programmes/my-trans-american-road-trip

I knew what it was gunna be from the URL but I hoped to god I was wrong. I love roadtrip movies, documentaries and even top gear's stuff but not this jesus christ.

>>66702288
Somebody give me something to say

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>mother and daughter

My pintel

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so-called friday night

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going as a normie for halloween lads

>>66702426
"tell us what happened lad"

>>66702456
So you're going as yourself then?

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paki rapist gets beaten up by a nignog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okz0nyOl-Y8

cannot comprehend people smoking cigarettes to concentrate or work harder

>>66702423
she's a big girl

why are yank birds so much more fit than british ones?

Go to a uni in southern california and you'll be astounded by how many more fit girls there are there, compared to all of the UK

>>66702507
4u

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>>66702456

black cops

>>66702453
love is hard to find

>>66702483
Is this in Canada?

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>Alt-Right retards love Putin cause he is supposedly the 'Saviour of the white race against global Islamization'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3881596/Chechyna-sends-fun-police-Authorities-attend-weddings-prevent-guests-enjoying-dancing-getting-drunk-firing-guns.html

literally allows a sharia state exist in the federation while also letting millions of migrants from the muslim regions swarm into the cities en masse
http://www.ibtimes.com/moscow-largest-muslim-city-europe-faithful-face-discrimination-public-authorities-2020858

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I will be reading posts by these flags: UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, France, Croatia, Iceland

I shan't be reading posts by these flags: The rest

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should I shave?

>>66702581
>Ireland

you may want to reconsider

>>66702581
i fugged ur mum

>>66702573
thats not him folding to muslims you childish cunt, the chechnyans and dagestanis CANNOT be properly dealt with. Its better for them to have their own autonomy.

>>66702507
>she
>girl

Where do you find wife material women lads?

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the beaowf

>>66702451
big fan of this

sandwich and a diet coke. a duet of pleasures.

>>66702654
what an ugly cunt

>>66702654
This is the common male now

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Alri, lads. Check out my super cool trick.

Met a girl last year who had a big crush on me and was absolutely perfect for me personality-wise as well as being fairly pretty, but she simply didn't make my willy hard. Could imagine myself falling in love with her but never wanting to fuck her, so I ignored her advances. I fell deeper into my depression and became addicted to shitposting on a Mongolian imageboard, and she found a bf and lives what looks to be a really fulfilling life. Really makes me think.

>>66702654
would heem him without a second thought

>>66702628

greggs

almost nodded out even if i took a small one the ket is good lads

>>66702483
Classic "italian" accent lol

>>66702603
what an ugly cunt

>>66702654
Who is this cunt?

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may have to withdraw from a class

starting to doubt whether I'll make it to grad school

not feeling good lads

>>66702672
talking to the mirror again? haha

66702685
dude drugs lmao

>>66702483
a slayer of nonces this lad is

hmm just realised 'fugly' is a portmanteau of 'fuck ugly'

I must meditate on this

>>66702680
kys

https://soundcloud.com/user-30899546

she has to be done after this
"I do not think we should have pushed for an election in the Palestinian territories. I think that was a big mistake. And if we were going to push for an election, then we should have made sure that we did something to determine who was going to win."

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/792080584529108993

going to go as myself for halloween because I'm ugly

>>66702716
hahaha you fuckwit

just go to class and study. you're not doing anything valuable with your time anyway

but honestly, just suck it up and get to fucking work. I almost did this, but then I realized I was a total fuckwit and started working my ass off.

Quit drinking and start working out, it helps you plan out your time better.

>>66702654
Is this the guy with the really annoying face in those

>when you see someone (insert liberal trigger) in public

gimmicks?

>>66702617
by letting also them take over the cities there?

going as an alcoholic 24 year old manboy for halloween

I've had the costume prepared all year

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>>66702736
>brexit
>british exit

what would /brit/ do: you finally found your soulmate but when trying to have a child you find out she's sterile. what happens next?

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>>66702800
>>66702714
<you two

>>66702749
ok lol

>>66702810
good eye lad. looks exactly like him

>>66702842
I always saw it more as Britain Exits

are we watching anything good tonight lids?

>>66702841
Bet you thought this post was hilarious

Its not funny in the slightest

lemon & lime flavoured sparkling water as a mixer - your opinions?

somewhat desperate now

>>66702761
Andrew Neil is a top bloke 2bqh

>>66702849
donor eggs/surrogate

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>tfw no Alana gf

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>lemon & lime flavoured sparkling water

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going to halloween as this x

>>66702842
>Irish
>Irritable shite

>>66702853
no this is me
>>66702603

>>66699325
alri rasheed

How can I ask my sister to feel her tits without it being weird?

>>66702903
Please stop posting pics of me

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>>66702873

>>66702894
rebecca best

>>66702923
Please start posting pics of yourself

>>66702878
Might go well with gin

>>66702917
got 2 sisters. this post makes me very uncomfortable. don't really believe you have a sister at all tbqh

>>66702453
>tfw my "lads" left me hanging

making an arrangement

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this goes with the bombay sapphire

>>66702878
basically same as 7up

>>66702889
Döner eggs?

>>66702917
Buy a syethescope and say you want to check her heartbeat and respirations for a class project. Fondle her whilst staring at your watch in a professional manner.

>>66702894
she's a stupid cunt

im going to the cubs world series game.

its basically like going to the champions league final

>>66702981
You must have dogged the boys if they all left you hanging

Will I be having a wank over Mandy Muse in about 10 minutes?


Why yes, I will be having a wank over Mandy Muse in about 10 minutes

>>66702884
i'm a top bloke when i'm in bed shagging your mum mate

>>66703010
No its not

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>>66702981
>lost my gf
>suddenly realised I have approximately 3 actual friends
>none of them have texted me in a week

>>66703029
>
WEW

>>66703010
>world series
>only america is involved
???

do I pick the pistol or the blunderbuss

just had a word with the moderator and he's agreed to ban you

>>66702993
Just get a normal Schweppes tonic water.

>>66703017
she's a sket mate don't do it

refusing to take psychedelic drugs is like owning a supercomputer and only using it to play solitaire

>>66703029
2,1

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>>66703029

Sameslag?

>>66703071
1,2 or GTFO

>>66703052
Canada has a team so it technically counts as an international league

>>66703078
>>66703029
/brit/s ability to pick out a slag in a lineup has risen to new heights

>>66703045
normie problems

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Controversial opinion: failed normie feels are infinitely more hurtful than abnormie feels

>>66703098
very nice rump

>>66702800

I fucked up an assignment. unless the prof lets me re do it, I have to withdraw because I can't get a bad grade in this class.

it fucking sucks

why is life so shit

<-------- me

>>66703069
im too stupid to order

>>66703121
facts

>>66703121
Feels are feels m8

http://www.homemoviestube.com/videos/358021/tattooed-girlfriend-cum-many-times.html

need a punky gf like this

does pinterest have porn on it?

taken to going out in nappies as a bit of a fashion statement
draws a lot of stares but well haha what can i say, im a sucker for the limelight

>>66703121
I'm a failed normie, I was so close as well. I think maybe they are but I've never really resigned myself to being an abnormie so I don't know what that's like. Think this is worse though because I still have hope to one day be a normie even though I probably never will.

>>66703121
Agree, 2+ upvote.

>>66702878
the white grape and blackberry flavoured one they have in tesco is actually nice as a drink itself

the other 'flavoured water' drinks they have are shit tho

pffffftttt
https://twitter.com/Reece_Sanderz/status/790944295297638401

>>66703121
All abnormies are failed normies

>>66703155
>gf

It's called a geaowf you spastic

>>66702557
New York, USA

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coming up 3 years since i last spoke to my "Mates"

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Ok so i don't mind ads that are on the top / bottom of the page but the ones that follow you cross the line

Fucking mook

im unironically a normie. not a failed one.

ama

>>66703224
heyy x

>>66703069
I took many of them when I was a teenage (17-19).

It was like owning a super computer and frying it on the first day then spending the next two years trying to repair it by doing the same shit that broke it before giving up on the super computer and ignoring it for the rest of your life.

on ket i feel nostalgic

Got called a sweeterman in my ends earlier bruvs

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>tfw can easily get shags off braindead slags and have gfs now and then but don't have a friend in the world

please help

i'm so lonely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3nooyCCSHo

some normie made fun of are reviewbrah lads

>>66703197
think failed normies is people who still go out and look like normans but cant make meaningful connections or get invited out
whereas abnormies is full on nonce runts what bang on about trains an kpop

>>66703161
yea

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>>66703190
what an utter spastic haha

Wish we had a cull of all drug takers and sellers

Literally put all of them to death.

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far right is the patrician choice tbqh

>>66703236
interesting

abnormie feels are way worse than failed normie feels

source: have experienced both

failed normie feels make you feel like more of a loser and like you're missing out and will never have what others have, but it cant be compared to abnormie feels tbqh

being an abnormie/robot means you KNOW for a fact that you are absolutely bottom of the barrel disgusting subhuman scum but are too autistic to change that

>>66703190
Just realised Reece is literally the same age as me

Sobering thought desu

>>66703301
Alri Duerte

>>66703301

4chan is a drug

we're all addicts here

>>66703301
why
it doesnt even affect you

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>>66703269
I have a lot of acquaintances and people I'm cool with but I have 2 real friends honestly
one is married and is now living the good life and the other one is lost somewhere in asia travelling

>>66703312
Nazi

>>66703279
>people who still go out and look like normans but cant make meaningful connections or get invited out
literally me

>>66703322
qu ʞɔuᎸ ɘHƚ ƚuHꙄ

>>66703162
link to your tumblr?

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>>66703312

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the gf

>>66703342
Nonces like thailad don't affect me cause I'm an adult and in a different country, I still think they should be rounded up and shot

>>66703279
>failed normies is people who still go out and look like normans but cant make meaningful connections or get invited out

weeeeew sums me up perfectly

@66703342

Shan't be responding with an argument to this bait.

>>66703368
Kike

>>66703270
and now we wait for redditurds to pick up on him and run yet another meme into the ground. It was bad enough that acne ridden paki /brit/tards took a liking to him

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wonder how many /brit/ posters are potential soulmate material

if we all ended up here on a friday night we must have travelled along similar paths to get here

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>>66703301

ah yes i also support the war on (((some))) drugs

unpopular opinion: yanks > c*nadians

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What phone do you use, lads?

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>>66703392
No shit

>>66703402
>Prozac
>Ritalin
>tylenol

FOY

>>66703396
hi x :)

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Lads what's going on with HRC's emails?

I got home from work and entered some sort of mini coma.

Is it just a storm in a teacup or is she fucked?

Business idea: get a jewish girlfriend and marry her

>>66703420
5110

>>66703378
not remotely the same thing

being a nonce has negative effects on innocent people

being a drug user only has negative effects on yourself

basically you are saying you're against freedom

>>66703396
I don't really like myself so I wouldn't a friend like me 2bh

>>66703342
yes it does you edgy teenage mong

>>66703366
http://thevillaoformen.tumblr.com/

>>66703425
it's called ritalin in australia

t. used to use (and abuse) it

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do you think ed shagged her lads

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>>66703121
Agreed.

>tfw most popular kid in primary school, everyone used to invite me to their party and for sleepovers etc. and ring my bell so I would go out to play
>By high school I became a bit of a geek, started skateboarding, listening to metal and was a bit shy but still sociable
>during uni I had loads of friends but hated my course. Had a massive mental breakdown and dropped out
>Now I'm 27 and live alone and have no friends and barely can hold down a job part-time.

I still know deep down that there's a normie in me but I just don't know how to unlock him.

>>66703402

>comparing Coffee with heroin

Ah yes

Also, what war? I can walk down the street and get a gram of virtually any drug of my choice. 10% of people in my age bracket regularly smoke week. There is no war on drugs.

>>66703279
Personally I define failed normie as someone who was once a normie but, for whatever reason, fell off the normie train and somehow ended up on here instead of hanging out with real people. With me, for instance, I still have no problem making friends and handling myself in social situations (with guys at least, still spaghetti a bit with girls), but because of depression just find it all a bit pointless and stay in all the time instead, even though that only makes things worse.

>>66703435
she'll be fine

don't get your boxers in a snag

>>66703396
*looks away blushing*

>>66703423
is she from yorkshire

normie hours are much worse for /brit/. Why are the "normie" users here such cunts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG5vQOALe28

>>66703420
my one mostly

>>66703495
>yank
binned

>>66703402
>whatboutism: the image

ah yes, your average 18 year old antifa-supporting pot smoker, everyone

>>66703494
paki

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>>66703492
no

>>66703423
she looks like such a mong here

post more asmr girls tbqh

>US election in 10 days

wewewewewew

>>66703336
Good thing it might go down soon eh

>>66703479
>high school
FOY

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>>66703533
>post more asmr girls

>>66703476
Yes, she's a young and extremely fit and moderately attractive girl.

He, to her, is famous and well repsected powerful man, even if he's not in Parliament.

They've spent the lastfew months holding hands and touching each other and getting sweaty together.

Watch the videos and the way she hugs his shoulder and looks to him, they're all posted on his twitter.

Bet Yvette is secretly well jealous.

>>66703454
how

justify your desire to kill people based on smelling a smell you don't quite like or something ridiculous

calling me a teenager is ridiculous when youre the one with such absolutionist barbarian views

>>66703455
third eye is feeling like the Hubble telescope rn

busniness idea: wake me up inside

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>>66703423

I'm thinking WHY but then again, what white man would want to deal with her mental issues?

honestly rather smoke some ganja than get drunk lads
alcohol just makes me want to sit and do nothing
weed makes me want to sit and do nothing but at least everything turns funny and entertaining for a while
but, alcohol and benzos are GOAT

>>66703534

Booked the day off for it

>tfw vividly remember trying to mouth the word "no" when the doctor asked for permission to circumsize me as an infant

>>66703581
>amalzd

she has very nice chebs

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>>66703608
I

PHONE
H
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N
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6

>>66703637
what will you do during it lad?

doing a think

>>66703599
because drug dealers literally ruin lives. they are scum of the earth. kys if you don't have a problem with drug use

I dont get it lads

I just dont get it

the majority of us here are smart and intelligent, some of us even attractive or moderately attractive and many of us average in looks

where did we fuck up so badly?

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>>66703577
That's what we call it in Scotland. What the fuck do you English runts call it?

>>66703652

Watch the shitstorm unfold on /pol/ whatever happens

>>66703639
>circumsize

what's so scary about measuring tape? haha

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>>66703650
>tfw she dumped him because he was on bail and he didn't tell her until she was driving him to the police station

>>66703620
Really? Weed stopped doing anything for me after a while.

I just sit around bored, it also makes tv shows seem way more shit and makes me think all the acting is cliche'd and fake

>>66703652
shitpost on facebook and reddit when trump wins

>>66703674
drug users do not equal drug dealers you flid

absolutely mad to think about how there are certain chemical reactions in my brain happening that prevent me from being a normie

Lol people who use drugs are losers

*24mg of ephedrine and 300mg of caffeine straight down the gullet*

Seriously, get a life

any good music lads

don't post spastic shit

>>66703651
does she actually have mental issues? what kind?

>>66703368
source?

>>66703683
Childhood trauma
Mental health issues
severe insecurity

>>66703699
they had metric numbers on it

>>66703650

they are pushed up and the bra is probably stuffed

>>66703674
oops, just read the OP. If you think drug use doesn't increase crime you need to kys too

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>>66703684
Don't fucking talk to the English like that in the English general again

>>66703733
here u go m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WDRxtd-2dQ

>>66703707
yeah the good effects never stopped for me. But I don't really smoke that often (once a week max) so that's why it's still good

>>66703684
>americanised scot
even worse

>>66703739
>does she actually have mental issues?
Springbok is legit mental

>what kind?
Stepdad claimed she was seducing him, despite being a kid

>>66703745
vola

>>66703674

the govt is the biggest drug dealer, they only deal the ones that make you fat, stupid and docile though. makes you easier to control ofc.

someone link that asmrtist who was shilled on here a few days ago

>>66703733
Friday night jamz

https://youtu.be/k-6UvxAyGaY

>>66703746
im a very insecure person and prone to fits of anger

should i shave

>Clinton campaign furious the fbi is investigating Hillary just before the election
>media reports they are not proven
>media reports this just gives ammo to things trump has been aging all along!!!

Ah yes but reporting unproven rape cases against trump before the election is totally fine

>>66703746
>Childhood trauma
what kind lad

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>>66703683

we're all going to make it in the end.

in about 10 years time we'll all be driving a ford focus and listening to our wives bitch about something while going to groceries

>>66703683
By spending our adolescence on a forum which is is fucking terrible for your mental state, and fucks up your perception of what is normal

>>66703810
would be also nice if you happened to be kotyank

>>66703769
victimless crime

and even if it does it still doesnt justify killing people who use drugs, spastic peter hitchens wannabe

go kill the next person you see with a spliff if you care so much

>>66703788
>Stepdad claimed she was seducing him, despite being a kid

what? she tried to seduce her stepdad while she was a kid? or she was seduced by him while she was a kid?

also what kind of mental issues does she have? autism? schizophrenia? bipolar?

>>66703834
i hope lad, i hope

>>66703835
>fucks up your perception of what is normal
how so?

>>66703396
what do you reckon then mate?

how the fuck do fat people live with themselves

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goodnight lads and runts

>>66703869
what? what do you mean by that?

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>>66703844
That's not me

I'm here

i just fucked some white bitch?

>>66703881
alri kotyank haha

>>66703867
>how so?
Gore, death, weird porn
lack of actual social interaction, because we replaced it with 4chan

>>66703873
not a clue. i'm struggling to get up to normal weight

it takes money, time and effort to be fat

>>66703769

In my case it decreases crime. If I don't get these benzos in me I might start smashing my head into wingmirrors and knocking bins ove

>>66703875
am i a lad or a runt

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>>66703786
I guarantee that pretentious middle-class Americanised Scots are a hundred times better than the Scottish lower class.

>>66703773
most of the union army at culloden was actually scots

the whole "muh ebil english at culloden killing innocent scots" meme is fucking stupid, it was just mostly lowland protestant scots killing off whinging highlander catholics

planning on drowning sorrows in liquor for halloween and fucking fireworks at the neighbours gaff

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>>66703899
Sup homie

How's your Friday going?

>>66703683
whats your criteria for NOT being a fuck up?

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>>66703852
Watch her Farewell vid.

>.tfw ASMR kitten is best girl

>>66703879
just trying to wrap my head around the thought process in your post

>>66703929
>lack of actual social interaction, because we replaced it with 4chan

If 4chan didn't exist then we'd be on some other shithole

Stop this shit meme
If anything, 4chan has opened your eyes and made you more self-aware. Without 4chan you'd be a weird fedora mlp wanker

need a gf to watch films and cuddle with haha

>>66703971
>4chan has opened your eyes and made you more self-aware
kinda agree with this

had a nightmare where sargon of akkad died

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>>66703873
>tfw very slightly overweight and can barely sleep at night thinking about the state of myself

How the actual fuck do morbidly obese people live with themselves? They literally have no shame.

>>66703969
i'll wrap you round a fucking lamppost if you keep on

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>>66703972

I can relate to this

>>66703942
There are no good pictures of the battle of flodden sorry mate

do you think women ever post >tfw no bf on some board out there?

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>>66703941
heres two specimens from down my way x

>>66703971
Yeah, you're probably right desu
still can't help feeling I've missed out a bit though

>>66703953
was gonna go out today but my m8's cancelled and i hardly know the other guys i was gonna go out with

now i am eating a huge slice of chocolate cake (literally doing a bruce bogtrotter) and shitposting

>>66704006
sorry lad bloody hell i wont say anything to you from now on then

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>>66704017
>women
>feelingd

>>66704017
no. for women its stupidly easy

you just have to exist

station to station is easily the best bowie album

>>66703971
Very true
Without 4chan id be chrischan tier I think

need gf to go on fancy european holidays with

look up here im in heaven
ive got scars that cant be seen
ive got drama cant be stolen
everybody knows me now

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>tfw the next US Pwezzie will be an americanized (notice the z? haha) Scot

There's a reason they film The Apprentice in London and not Grimbsy-Upon-Dogshit

Is anyone watching the last leg?

the presenter is a massive piece of shit

>>66704072
the face of a racist

>>66703991
had a dream where you both died haha

>laughing cause you died in a slapstick manner

i'm in my mid 20s, never had a gf, and spend my weekends alone taking drugs, lol.

>>66704072
he literally has no chance to win

>>66704099
No that show is numale faggotry
That aussie needs his teeth kicked in

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>>66704037
Doesn't sound too bad desu
Are you sipping on an adult beverage as well?

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>>66704026
>ywn go back to 2006 and go drinking buckfast in the park with your m8s and taking pics of you posing with the buckfast and then posting it on Bebo

Feels absolutely fucking dreadful tbqh

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might end it all

look up here man im in danger
ive got nothing left to lose
im so high it makes my brain whirl
dropped my cell phone down below
aint that just like me?

>>66704147
no, but i will be sipping on many adult beverages tomorrow

also i am going to asia in 3 days haha

buckfast gets ye fuckedfast

>>66704146
junkie runt desu, also her AMRS isnt even that goob doobeehonissss la

>>66704146
she's a qt tbqh

obviously has nothing on asmr darling though

>>66704137
>If you're afraid of refugees flooding this country, kicking you out of your house and imposing their way of life, then that's fine, but...

he just said that
with no hint of irony
what a colossal bag of dicks

>>66704127
me too, except i spend my weekends alone playing mmos and watching anime

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post local knackers

>>66704178
Wew lad

Where to? Holiday or for work?

>>66704196
ASMR..................................................................................DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRLING!

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the gf