/brit/

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korean pop

>>66700086
balt > brit

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name a better biscuit 2bh

fight me at mass
infront of the class
fight me at mass
it'll be a mad laugh
scars across your face from the bishops staff
fight me at mass, i wont let you pass
embrace me in anger and smash the stain glass
fight me at mass
bloody your knuckles infront of father mcgrath

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>don't eat for a couple of days
>bit tired, fine otherwise
>stand up with the intent of getting food
>hunger cramps instantly kick in

Might go to the library and do a study sesh lads

>>66700143
custard cream or rich tea

>>66700163
u gay?

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>>66700102
wrong

>>66700086
going to tell the lads on 6+2 brit you post here

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Her Royal Majesty

>brits think yanks would elect a criminal over a playboy

>>66700193
Yes, a-are you?

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the so-called bedroom

>>66700143
That's a cookcuit you speng

Why do people spit in the street? There is absolutely no fucking biological reason that a person would need to expel excess spit from their mouth periodically in public.

I'm not talking about people outside a dentist office with half their face numb and bloody drool dripping down them. I'm talking about salt-of-the-earth working class types, often middle age men with faces red from alcoholism, who will just randomly fucking spit walking down the street.

What is wrong with these people?

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>>66700143
Party rings

>>66700199
>cripplechan
>alive

>>66700248
fight me at mass
infront of the class
fight me at mass
it'll be a mad laugh
scars across your face from the bishops staff
fight me at mass, i wont let you pass
embrace me in anger and smash the stain glass
fight me at mass
bloody your knuckles infront of father mcgrath

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>>66700167
>

>>66700236
the so called ket lair?

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rate the roll lads

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need to put myself in a near permanent drug stupor

bourbons are poverty tier

>>66700308
looking good

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has there ever been a bigger hero lads? dont think there has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg&feature=youtu.be&t=1m40s

>>66700233
not really lol

>>66700248
They're always asian in my experience, only takes one to do it and literally every other guy in the vicinity will follow in some mad runt competition

>>66700296
indeed
you know what the black table is for

>>66700316
>near permanent

Temporary then?

call the cops im off me chops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOfPw3Wpm5Y

Lily Allen branded 'stupid tart' by London cabbie who told her to find an 'immigrant driver'

>>66700325
Literally a good 100 English heroes that you should be admiring instead of this vile hun that butchered your countrymen

very nearly nodded off while doing 150km on the motorway earlier haha

those warning ads aren't fucking kidding lads jesus

12 piece drippin out my buttcheeks
sleep on my side so i dont fuck up my sheet

>>66700364
bit like urself i spose

>>66700364
>>66700364
oh no what a shame

So, why are you sad cunts on 4chan on a friday night?

>>66700353
what are all those books on

pretty impressive collection for someone under 30 desu, have you read them all or most?

If Kek favours me with dubs tonight then I become a millionaire

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>>66700365
yes, good goy, hitler wanted to fight us

>>66700386
pull over and have a coffee ffs

>>66700365
name some

>>66700325
micropenis

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>anon. anon. come to bed, anon. come lick my fann...
>*paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp*
>anon. anon. i think i've just shi...
>*pffft*
>yeah, i've definitely shit the bed, anon. sorry

>>66700426
have no friends

>>66700386
could of rolled onto a load of school childer

that would of been a laugh

>>66700248
sometimes I feel a bit phlegmy

its not pretty but spitting is sometimes the only option

>>66700361

wilson you fuckin cunt

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>>66700426
to post trains

>>66700426
fridays on bank holiday weekends are a shite night to go out imo

>>66700152
Just ordered Chinese with the gf :p

>>66700426
answered your own question m8

>>66700448
wtf.

Girl I'm chatting to says she doesn't want to come round to mine because she wets the bed.

She doesn't appear to be taking the piss (pardon the pun)

What do I do?

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>>66700086
I will be back in about an hour to check for reactions for this vid, please tell me what do you think about that (remember to enable subtitles):
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e56_V3-5_0k

Off to the Tesco, you lads want anything?

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>>66700443
Sir Winston Churchill

Only Indians and huns hate him

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Ahh yes, the so called rolling machine

>>66700426
m8 cancelled on me

>>66700441
>Tell Hitler that Britain will declare war on him if he invades Poland
>he invades Poland

ahhh yes, i'm sure he never wanted that at all

>>66700428
mostly fiction/philosophy/history of art/cinema/books about art. there's also CDs and magazines tbH
I've read 3 quarters of them if not more

What would you do with 15 million?

>>66700504
laugh in her face

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>>66700504
get a few of these in

>>66700426

because i'm a suicidal loner druggie

>>66700528
fucking kek

this is a better job than that pile of shit >>66700308

>>66700426
Eating my tea and about to go out

>>66700426
Staying in to save money for my eurorail trip
First Friday I've been in for months

>>66700556
buy a nice house for myself and a load of flats and become a scummy landlord tbqh

>>66700504

tell her you can block the leak

FLASH

A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

BAM BAM BAM BEEE BOOOO

FLASH A-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HE SAVE EVERY ONE OF US

>>66700426
nothing worth of going outside for

>>66700556
buy houses in London, charge exorbitant prices for rent, travel the world on the proceeds

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>"Please" displaced native Middle English quemen, queamen (“to please”) (from Old English cwēman (“to please”)

New gimmick: Queamen

>>66700448
Delet this queamen

going to make a sandwich in a few minny winnies

>>66700556
>>66700597
any other response is stupid

if you buy and rent out a couple of properties in london you'd never need to work again, you could even outsource the job of being a landlord

>>66700603
that's not how fannies work lad

>>66700504

>tfw sister keeps pissing the bed and it always spreads over to my side

Mummy can i have a chocolate digestive queamen

>>66700538
well britain and france had basically said "don't do that" to hitler for all his previous things and didn't actually do anything
so hitler figured "they won't bother"

how did kylie jenner become so hot ffs

Tbh = desu

>>66700645
thats fucking hot

>>66700504
how old is she

>>66700000

>>66700650
That's a man you bender

>>66700504
honestly waking up in a bed that your gf soaked with piss sounds kinda hot desu. she'd be so embarassed and vulnerable, might even start crying.

>>66700086

who is this meant to be?

>>66700660
tb

>>66700679
my age, 20

she says it usually happens when she's not in her own bed

>>66700649
Not an argument

If you don't want a nation to declare war on you, don't do something it says it will declare war on you if you do.

>>66700691
I would leak the stained sheets. press it so some fluid come out right into my mouth

just found out im gay lads

>been counting calories wrong all month
I thought progress was a bit slow.
fuck.

2006 Audio Emerges of Hillary Clinton Proposing Rigging Palestine Election

>Unearthed tape: 'We should have made sure that we did something to determine who was going to win'

>On September 5, 2006, Eli Chomsky was an editor and staff writer for the Jewish Press, and Hillary Clinton was running for a shoo-in re-election as a U.S. senator. Her trip making the rounds of editorial boards brought her to Brooklyn to meet the editorial board of the Jewish Press.

>The tape was never released and has only been heard by the small handful of Jewish Press staffers in the room. According to Chomsky, his old-school audiocassette is the only existent copy and no one has heard it since 2006, until today when he played it for the Observer.

>The tape is 45 minutes and contains much that is no longer relevant, such as analysis of the re-election battle that Sen. Joe Lieberman was then facing in Connecticut. But a seemingly throwaway remark about elections in areas controlled by the Palestinian Authority has taken on new relevance amid persistent accusations in the presidential campaign by Clinton’s Republican opponent Donald Trump that the current election is “rigged.”

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>be in Tesco
>teenage girls keep laughing at me

FUCK YOU WHORES

>>66700686
that's not the man you absolute spanner

wish people born after 1995 didn't exist

>>66700518
>the man who was literally paid off by the jews to destroy the british empire
>a british hero

not sure about that lad

>>66700538
he wanted the return of german territories back from poland, which were populated by ethnic germans that all wanted to be part of germany. he wasnt even sure britain and france would do anything and thought even if they did a swift conquest of poland would bring it to an end. the poles refused to negotiate so germany used military means. it was us and france who decided to turn a justified border squabble into a world war.

>>66700791
t. born 1994

>>66700448
>>66700504
>>66700645
>>66700665
>>66700691
>>66700737
ah yes, the so called /brit/

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>be in tesco
>me and the girls laugh at some greasy creep wearing a shirt with some doe eyed chink on it

FREAK

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>>66700308
>>66700528
Better than mine :(

>>66700818
fuck off rasheed

>>66700825
no, september 1995

>>66700761
proofs

>>66700693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O3Uw28csjA

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LADS LADS LADS
please listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddLd0QRf7Vg

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nighty night :3

>>66700426
I'm leaving in 15 mins 2bh

going to enjoy spending money meaninglessly and making a complete idiot of myself haha what am i like

>>66700779
>hear distant laughter
>assume they're laughing at me
>hear something that sounds similar to my name
>keep looking around at people

help

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>>66700854
not an argument

>>66700868
>kim and saddam same as putin

Bit far-fetched this

>some russian lad is literally screaming at me in rocketleague because i put hehe after every goal i score

tried to get off the smack and onto the methadone but now i'm doing both

>>66700904
Runticus Maximus

>>66700761
bit gay

>>66700841
Think they were laughing at my big ears actually

will be piping a pretty little 17 year old blonde tomorrow night lads

>>66700426
UMMM IM GOING OUT TOMORROW LOL????? IF THATS ALRIGHT WITH YOU??????????

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Step off runtlings, the rolling King has arrived

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>>66700917

Do I rate the new Dark Souls DLC? No, I do not

Do I rate Pogba? No. No I do not

>>66700818
>he wanted the return of german territories back from poland, which were populated by ethnic germans that all wanted to be part of germany.

>but he didnt think it would cause a big war
>but he was just liberating territories that were "rightfully his"

yeah nah, he declared war on Poland after receiving the British and French guarantee. That constitutes wanting war

>>66700940
alri Jacqueline

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the gf

>>66700528
Just buy a pack tbqh

>>66701025
stop stealing books

>>66700868
the agencies saying muh russian hackers were the same ones that said sadam had nuclear weapons

washing down my papa johns with a nice bottle of leffe lads

been a good day

Does anyone ITT feel they are in charge?

>>66701055
incase you are blind yank, theres weed in that

>>66700361
what series is this from? never seen it before

cannot take serious people who smoke rollies

>>66701083
me

t. 6'4, built like a brick shithouse

>>66701073
Enjoyed your pube pizza and bellchesse bites?

>>66701096
alan partridge scissored isle

>>66700426
Haha Im actually shitposting from the Uni library haha

>>66701073
>leffe

good lad

>>66701083
I'm in charge here

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>>66701083
I'm in charge here

>>66700774
>Palestine
>Elections

I thought Hamas just became the defacto government

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neurons are positively saturated

>>66701113
was very nice actually, you've got something there

>>66701154
>>66701159
why copy me? i said it first..

>>66701093
He probably thinks it's a long rollup because of the strand of baccy sticking out the end lel

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me

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What's his endgame?

>tfw I have to go to work tomorrow

>>66701103
>cannot take serious people

Uh oh English fail! lol x

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>>66700979
good lad

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>>66701028
the central tenant of national socialism was that a nation IS your race, ie having a completely homogeneous population. the fact hitler recruited a few pakis to fight us in the middle east doesnt change that. not an argument.

>>66701045
there is literally no reason why we should have been stopping germany getting back land that was historically german, built by germans and populated by germans that wanted to be part of germany.

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My fucking sides

>smoking
I thought people grew out of that when they were 14?

always makes me laugh when students at uni start smoking for no good reason
they just get addicted for no reason

>>66701144
leffe blonde lad, i'm not a massive fan of beer but this still is great

Shoe0nhead is ALMOST perfect but her face looks a bit odd. Her body is unreal tho g'damn

>>66701129
Absolute kino

>>66701169
synapses have gone into meltdown

pineal gland is quite positively liquid, and reaching boiling point

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and thats it?

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>>66701192
Death.

It's the same for us all,

>>66700774
im afraid the "man" and the media won this one

theyve made donald such a villain in popular view that she could be a confirmed child killer and still win

people tell themselves "better a villain with political experience atleast"

she will likely be competent at the job, but her vcitory is an affront to the ideal of democracy being the most virtuous form of government

>>66701209
The absolute state of that girl rn

>>66701217
who the fuck grows out of smoking at 14 that's when you start you utter moron

>watching Peaky Blinders

can't take Cillian Murphy's pretty-boy babyface seriously
Sam Neill is fucking based as always though. His accent is a bit wonky at times, but he still fucking OWNS every scene he is in

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>>66701231

took a shit on the toilet floor on the call centre to get back at the man aha

i d-did get back at the man, yes?

got a sneeze and a poo brewing more or less in unison
shall i launch both at the same time? cheeky friday night treat?

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hilltards are actually saying the reopening of the investigation has nothing to do with hillary

>>66701224
i like leffe because the bottles are thick and i use them for target practice with my air rilfe

>>66701252
The 2-party system, while giving us some coherence in a nation with 325 million people and thus 325 million political opinions, is kinda fucking us over. If we got rid of FPTP things would get a lot smoother.

>>66701209
In my 4 years only 1 person picked up smoking

And he picked up the habit when he was in turkey not uni

>>66701265
fuck off runt

>>66701182
I rarely smoke the reefer, so I didn't even see it. I'll just stick to my Copenhagen tbqh.

>>66701129
ta lad

>>66701273
>babyface

no

>>66701226
post pics of her body

also isnt she a coal burner, hardly perfect is it

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>>66701273
Sam Neill is my favourite actor, enjoyed reading this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o158YbJpLcs

Drinking a bottle of £3.75 ginger wine from Tesco and waiting for Still Game

>>66700528
did you put in a filter for weed?

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom

>>66701205
>there is literally no reason why we should have been stopping germany getting back land

because they agreed to give it up the last time they lost a war?

"historically british" "built by british" lands include india, but if we invaded them i'm fairly sure the rest of the world would not be too happy with us

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>>66701169
Explains why the Japs are such pros at relationships

Anyone else smoke rollies without a filter or a roach?

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big friday night in with the /brit/ lads

>>66701289
Don't have a clue what you're talking about

>>66701364
Who she fucks and whether or not she has a hot body are different things.

drinking a gin and tonic and watching gogglebox

In the past 2 weeks I've applied for 53 jobs

I've received one reply and it's just a declinement of my application

ah yes

>>66701430
only the biggest happening in weeks

>>66700426
got work tomorrow

>>66701289
Do NOT bring your politics into this thread

>>66700517
My job back tbqh

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>>66701397
No I used my quintissential pure hemp maxi pack

>>66701453
sounds like you're a bit thick to me lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZKrctSDaw

>>6670142

I just put it in a spoon and cook it up

lets have a game of chess

https://en.lichess.org/QswRoFUW

>>66701424
what's that dip in the births about in the mid 60s?

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need a yank halloween gf

>>66701453
Bet you think you're too good for a under £10 and hour job

>>66701416
>"historically british" "built by british" lands include india, but if we invaded them i'm fairly sure the rest of the world would not be too happy with us

kind of missing the key point where the people there were fucking GERMANS you mong

its more like if kent were owned by france for some reason, but the population were still english people who naturally wanted to be part of england. would you be opposed to the british government invading kent if the frogs refused to negotiate? literally the same situation.

>>66701453
declinement isn't a real word you fucking moron

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I don't want to wake up tomorrow.
At all.

>>66701489
>rolling machine
kill yourself. or just learn to skin up, it's not hard

>>6670149
>Brits in charge of putting in the whole post number

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rate lads

>>66701453
You'll get a good one soon, lad. Don't you worry.

>>66701489
>rizla
more of a OCB lad haha

>>66701521
actually they were all supermarket, warehouse, sales and retail jobs

>>66701453
Learn a skill

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for the record i will not be handing out candy this halloween or frankly any halloween hereafter

Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

>>66701453
grad schemes aren't worth it, your degree was a meme.

join the queue

>>66701554
Good lad

>>66701512
Unironically a superstition where girls born in that year were unlucky so they aborted them all

>fucking weebs

might top myself

>>66701513
halloween is disgusting and perfectly demonstrates the inner workings of the degeneracy addled female brain and her secret inner desire to be a slut

Absolutely hate smoking weed, gives me terrible anxiety and paranoia, makes my body temp drop, makes me nauseous and makes me get physically sick but also makes my throat so dry i cant heave it out and just feel it moving about in my gut

last time i smoked weed i had no control over my body, lay down on the toilet floor and got sick everywhere and passed out there and then, could of choked to death on my own sick.

>>66701521
I am, because my last salary was £35k

might bottom myself

>>66701525
>its more like if kent were owned by france for some reason, but the population were still english people who naturally wanted to be part of england. would you be opposed to the british government invading kent if the frogs refused to negotiate? literally the same situation.

well yes I actually would if America and the EU said they would wipe us off the face of the earth if we did

war is hell

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The earth spins on its axis
One man struggles while another relaxes

>>66701554
>supermarket, warehouse, sales and retail
so you're too thick and unqualified to work in asda? impressed you can work a computer well enough to post here tbqh

>>66701579
>>66701628
I don't even have a degree

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>halloween is disgusting and perfectly demonstrates the inner workings of the degeneracy addled female brain and her secret inner desire to be a slut

>>66701604
You're not good enough to work at Tesco Tbh

>Living at home with your parents after you finished uni

Is this really that common in the UK?

>>66701554
>Can't get work at the Tesco
Hmmmmmmmmm

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who /stillpickstheirnose/ here [spoiler]and eats it[/spoiler]

>>66701611
me on the left btw

>>66701669
renting is expensive and not financially viable
most entry jobs don't pay enough to get a mortgage so most people wait about a bit until they're older

or they do complicated flatshares with others but those never work out too well

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>I am, because my last salary was £35k

>>66701563
Why is that lad?

might sniff some ket

>>66701700
eating boogers kills your libido

>>66701535
No
I've been using for this for over years and much prefer them to any rolled spliff

nihilism is the final redpill

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>>66701700
m-maybe

>>66701731
not mine

>>66701700
I did that quite a bit into High School, ngl

>>66701709
>or they do complicated flatshares with others but those never work out too well
Renting an apartment with roommates and divying up the rent is the norm for College-aged people here tbqh,

>>66701610
thats pretty cucky but there was different moral standards and governments resorted to war more quickly in the 1930s, you need to view it through the political context of the time. there was also no reason for germany to except britain and france to wipe them off the face of the earth, as evidenced by the fact hitler swiftly conquered france and had us completely neutralised on our island.

>>66701669
very common, i'd say 80% of people that come out uni end up with their parents within a year

>>66701602
poof

>>66701733
embarrassed for you tbqh

massive spot on my arse and it feels like someone is stabbing me every time I sit down

this is real pain

>>66701604
what did you do before

>>66701780
squeeze it or go to a doctor and get some antibiotics

>>66701780
Lie on your front instead

>>66701700
Reckon more people do that you realise

m8 of mine admitted it when he was pissed

>>66701602
it's my favourite thing in the world desu but i don't do it cos i have no self control and i'm too old to be a dribbling stoned mong every day

>>66701780
Pics

>>66701740
This is true

>>66701780
sit on a space hopper

bloody hell lads so fucking happy

>get asked to take some important equipment home from work event
>get on train and put it up in baggage hold
>take it home, fall asleep on train
>wake up at stop and get off at station
>go home
>go to sleep
>go to work next day, as I'm leaving house feel like I'm forgetting something
>heart sinks
>oh fuck
>left equipment on train
>consider being 2 hours late to work and going to the terminus station to go through their lost property
>decide against it and tell woman who asked me to take it home I forgot it at home to buy me some time
>ringing up lost property but phones are down, send about 5 different emails to different lost property departments (they do it through third parties) to see if it's been picked up
>finally someone gets back to me and says they've checked the records at all the stations and there's nothing
>fucking gutted, this stuff costs upwards of 2500 quid, first job and would probably have to come out of my pay - company needs it for tuesday and I wouldn't be able to get it in time even if I did pay
>decide fuck it and stop off at the terminal station on way home from work
>go to ticket office
>"nah mate not here, likelihood is someone's nicked it"
>feel like crying
>suddenly and angel in human clothing from the back peeps out and asks if this is it
>go through to the staff area and there's the bag with all the equipment in
>feel like crying again

going to write an email to the company to say what a help they are lads, you honestly don't know how happy I am
Would have got such a bollocking, possibly fired

>>66701740
This

>>66701799
squeeze it? theres no pus

its big and red. probably a spider bite or something

>>66701669
me right now

finished uni earlier this year and currently have a 1 year internship that pays 15k a year thats in commutable distance from my mums house so thought i may as well live there for a year rent free and pocket the 15k instead of barely scraping by to live in a runt flatshare

>>66701780
sounds more like a boil

>>66701771
smoking weed isnt really a 'hardcore' activity considering most hardcore stoners are embarrassing bellends

I can hack 12 pints of carlsberg on a night out

>>66701811
is his name tom?

just had an absolutely marvelous poo

usually i have trouble, with quite bad pain and even bleeding sometimes, but this time it came out smooth and soft like a tennis ball plopping out of one of those automated machines

it was dark brown like swiss chocolate, and a nice solid but flexible and wet shape

was a joy to deliver

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>programme called the "The Young Pope"
>slag on Gogglebox: "Are they Jewish?"

>>66701811
this post absolutely REEKS of autism

If I keep getting rejected from shit jobs, can I apply for free retard money?

>>66701858
Second name

havin a pizza

>>66701866
any wiping?

>>66701867
they're told to say stupid shit mate

>>66701853
how do I get rid of them?

@66701836
not a word

Going to fail my midterm at 7 then go home and get turnt

Hbu?

>>66701887
not baiting it.

>>66701836
did you make sure to hug the person who gave it to you?

>>66701887
>Second name
>not middle name
How many names does he have? He sounds a bit pretentious tbchwy

moving to socal lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jhM-UreP90

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the gf (bottom row, second from the left)

>>66701836
thats fairly mental mate, glad you got it back

>>66701836
not a molecule of this post passed through my optical receptors

>>66701867
which slag

that blonde from leeds would get it

>>66701604 (You)
>what did you do before
Contract email marketer/analyst

>>66701857
And yet the humble zoot reduces you to a feeble wreck haha

>>66701836
read all of this and didn't regret it desu

another game of chess lad?

lol

where are the servers for websites on the deep web?

>>66701945
It was her sister

Would give it to her as well tb h

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>>66701925
>not ebea

>>66701915
Waiting for the Chinese to be delivered
Then probably nap
Then head to some Halloween themed bar with the gf and her roomie tonight

>>66701891
yes, needed wiping as it wasn't hard, more the consistency of wet play dough and was slightly sticky

not much though

i ate quite a nice soft gammon steak the other day, and have been eating lots of veg, perhaps that was it

>>66701948
yeah its bloody awful, must have some sort of predisposition to it

can i actually become a nihilist. i doubt it as im a normie

>>66701917
First letter of second name?

Post link again chesslad

>>66701990
Try eating it desu, it's usually easier

>>66701995
nope

you first pal.

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ah yes I would love to live in one of these

>>66702016
D

>>66701669

A 1 bed flat on my road costs £400k
My parents' house is now worth ~£800k

My annual salary is £22,000

Fuck this world.

>>66701943
fuck off yank

ahhhhhhhhhhh yes
ketamine

>>66701763
>thats pretty cucky
Jesus Christ I don't think you understand how shite war is

not shooting at untrained Rasheeds mind, actual war between global powers
proles like you and me would both end up shitting ourselves in a muddy field, hungry somewhere far from home, regretting joining up more than anything else

>governments resorted to war more quickly in the 1930s
On the contrary looking at Iraq and Afghanistan i'd say that the west is much quicker to declare war on regimes today

>there was also no reason for germany to except britain and france to wipe them off the face of the earth

They were the 2 great powers of the time, and were it not for the Maginot disaster world war 2 would have likely been somewhat similar to WW1, which didn't end very well for Germany either

>>66702025
look quite nice imo

>>66702015
Yeah I may give edibles a go sometime in the future

>>66702025
literally hell

>>66702025
doesn't look so bad as long as you can't hear everything your neighbors are doing

>>66702039
giz a sniff frogboy

>>66702048
Warning it will be stronger, but more gradual

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

>>66702057
oh but you will

>>66702046
they look really small

>>66701740
No, rational optimism is the final form

>>66702025
Used to live in one like that 2bh

>>66702048
they're shite

take fucking hours to kick in

>>66701610
>war is hell

cuck

wow, great thread

not

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Lets see how this goes

>>66702033
yeah same guy

we're mutual friends probably.

small world, huh

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brekkie is ready

>>66702109
literally my gimmick