(You) wake up in Tijuana, Mexico. What do?

Go back

Ask to which gang I have to pay protection money to not be beheaded.

>>66698385
Check if all my organs are still in it's place
Go to the airport and take a plane back to the capital

>>66698385
eat tacos then go visit my steam pals in california

>>66698385
Just check in at a fucking decent hotel and enjoy a night out. Yes, you can do that without dying, it's just a matter of avoiding all the dive places that cater to poor/pervered gringos.

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Teach sudacas how to pronunce the c and the z properly

>>66698385
trying to get into the US without a VISA

Hop the border.

Drink beer, eat tacos, shag some locals, and walk back to the US.

>>66698385
Get confused by the roundabout

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>Drink beer, eat tacos, shag some locals, and walk back to the US.

>>66698482
This desu.

>>66698385
Locate my country's closest embassy and gtfo.

what the fuck did i do last night?

>>66698385
that's literally the best looking part of all Tijuana, lmao

Call my dad and tell him that I fucked up and I'm in Tijuana, go to the nearest mall, buy a book, buy some snacks and wait till my fly is ready.

oh cmon Tijuana could be ok or not?

>>66700908
no insultes cabron, ellos tienen algo de sangre nuestra en sus venas.

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>>66701263
your future, pic related

>>66698385
Illegally immigrate to the US

go back to san diego

cross the border

>>66707948
Brazil is more dangerous than mexico mate,