/brit/

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dara

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Danelaw?
More like Trainlaw haha

>>66697788
>kent
>a wessex dependency
really want you to delete this map please mate x

>literally look forward to /brit/ on friday night
>i used to be the biggest socialite

fucking hell lads where did my life go so wrong?

I love the Scandinavian languages desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE

This is old Swedish
>that trilled R

>>66697845
jealous of you desu
got to go out with the runts soon

Business idea: spliff and then crack on with my work

At the gf's campus surrounded by Asian masters students though, don't want to get reported

Custard doughnuts > Jam doughnuts

Fucking debate me you runtlets, I will bury you

>>66697887
Really couldn't give a toss what you care about
*looks around in silence until you leave*

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Let's talk about trains.

>>66697788
make denmark pay reparations desu

>nobody on /brit/ has mandem to give them blackup on the roads

HOWLING

Would jump any of you

>>66697832
DANELAW POWERHOUSE

posting this in case you didn't see it in the last thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC83NA5tAGE

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why dont you have a yank halloween gf

>>66697905
jam is far superior

not even a debate

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>love the Scandinavian languages desu

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>>66697788
Fuck that.
France>Denmark

Yanks can't do slags properly, always seems too forced

>>66697913
comfy photo

>>66697932
Hate seppos

>>66697932
2,1

wouldn't like a yank gf but they're good for a shag tbf

>>66697888
1,2

>>66697964
America must be uncomfortable as shit if that photo is comfy

Bought an Amazon Dot unironically.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs

relaxing choon

>>66697917
Are you dumb bruv

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>>66697913
Let's talk about the Official Locomotive of the Northern Powerhouse

>>66697905
apple > custard > jam
get fucked pleb

>>66697903
The gf better not be asian lad

>>66697932
where do i buy one?

>>66697989
shan't be listening to a single second of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIVZeGDWrJk

bit weird this but I like it desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrm_Mlg-znI

Have been listening to this for 15 hours non-stop

Think I may be going a bit mental haha

>>66697917

Merk u up blud, that shit is par

>>66697917
More like you'd come up to one of us on the street and apologise for being in our ends you soft leafy cunt

>>66697917
this year 9 spiceboy's dizzy senpai

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Would a virgin girl be happier for her first time to be with a virgin guy or would she want someone experienced lads?

just got back from a lab session where we built circuits to amplify voltage
had to be physically restrained to stop me from frying my bollocks with it

>>66698069
experienced. women are just weird like that.

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>>66697958
virgin

>>66698091
1,2

>>66697984
I like the stone and brick architecture and the hand-painted map, very quaint

I bet there was a pleasant musty smell in there

>>66698083
>>66698069
I don't know
the first girl I shagged had shagged a few guys before, but she said that my dick was thicc enough to make up for my inexperience

Once I built up confidence, she said that I'm the best sex she's ever had

>>66698006
The Chinese gf lad

am depressed by the existence of attractive women

>>66698069
if she's the long skirt type virgin a virgin lad
if she's some ugly girl who had trouble with finding a desperate lad she would want to get a good pipe

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so has the anti trainlad lad gone?
Are us trainlads free to post to our heart's content?

any lads got choons for halloween sorted???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6RiQbi4ofE

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>>66697953
Outstanding post Anon
Also I've been to a place that looks like your pic

hgygy

>>66698118
obviously it's not an absolute preference, but girls want a guy with experience. they like the idea of being the one who finally tamed you.

t. love expert

>>66698159
>>66698169
howling

>>66698159
>>66698169
Interesting synthesis

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>turned down a night out with some lads in favour of a night in getting bevved and watching telly with a m8
>he has cancelled on me because he is going out

haha, the STATE

>>66698159
>has he gone

>>66698169
>>66698089
>>66697948

i'd say no

>>66698091
1,2

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>mfw they stop killing the mandem

>>66698150
>long skirt type virgin

What did you mean by this?

>>66697788
why does everyone from the Danelaw look like an inbred mong?

Is Leeds a depressing northern shithole?

>>66698182
they say that to every bloke.

apparently im the best in the world at this point.

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>asian gf

Ah yes, the last refuge of the desperate autist

>>66698221
the no sex before marriage type

>go one date with girl
>we kiss
>she has great time
>i tell mates im talking to a girl
>a week later
>she texts me saying she shouldn't have kissed me and she isnt looking for something right now
> dont want to admit to mates I already basically got dumped
>pretend that im still talking and hanging out with her

THE STATE

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>>66698202
ill be your friend, fancy a game?

>>66698280
Not sure that type exists m8

>>66698221
catholic im guessing

if i were a yank
id think that i stank

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>What is it about autism and trains? We know it’s not just our son because we keep meeting other children – and adults – on the spectrum who are so fascinated by them.

>mate has suddently started wearing a hat all the time

is he balding? i must investigate...

>>66698276
I went to the cinema with my gf and some white bloke had an asian gf and he was speaking JAPANESE with her
o my dayz

>>66698294
rare but still exist

>>66698150
tfw no long skirt gf

>>66698182
interesting

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Just copped this for £8 off Amazon

Bargain

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>>66698318
on the loose once again eh

Right, need to find myself one of these "long skirt types"

Where do I start?

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do brits celebrate halloween?

>>66698329
she needs a right good dicking by me

>>66698271

It's actually quite nice. It's just difficult to get around because they won't let us have a tram

>>66698339
british women all have oddly shaped heads. what causes this?

if i come to the uk will one of you lads take me on a cheeky rabbit hunt like vid related?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GsWWo2c6xw

>>66697788
Would have been funnier with a Danish proxy tbqh lad.

>>66698388
american women's eyes are too close together, what causes this?

desu Danes introduced words such as "kill" to the English language

before that you used "slay" more often

>>66698339
Most British photo I've seen this month

>>66698339
fucking size of the forehead on 3

>>66698276
why on earth would I turn down a girl I get on well with just because it offends a few 4chan memers and /r/asianmasculinity

I couldn't care less of this trainlad posts his trains or not. I can selectively ignore posts if needed.

But this anti trainlad lad is going a bit overboard. In the last thread his argument for not having trainlad posting boiled down to "irl people think it's a bit weird"

It really makes you think.

>>66698406
Slay is a better word once again proving that foreign influence ruins this country

Just forced the gf to have an abortion.

I say 'forced', I actually punched her in the stomach and pushed her down a flight of stairs. She then got up and queefed out a bloody mess all over the floor.

>>66698406
SLAAAAAY
YAAAAASSSSSSSSS

>>66698329
Prithee, why dost thou runts of litter find thine wench desirable?

Free language lesson:

In Dutch, "manslaughter" is called "doodslag"

>>66698371
know 1 girl like that lol

>>66698388
foetal alcohol syndrome

>>66698436
Decidedly uncomfy post this

Sometimes I look at cats and think, yes, they're cunts.

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Eurostar lads

>>66698388
northern inbreds

down south theyre normal

>>66698339
2,4,1,5,3

https://soundcloud.com/mannersmcdade/fall-into-me-alev-lenz

choon

Like runtposting, trainposting, and yasposting

Continue with all of these for my enjoyment

nowt to do this eve
praps ill wet my whistle on the 'tube
iffen its mutual of coursh

>>66698404
>American women

Not really the same comparison. American women are made up of tons of different ethnicities ancestors.

The typical british girl is a real thing, the typical american isnt really

also Danes introduced the word "shit" lmao

I have a whole list of those words if you want I can just post all of them

ignore the bullies trainlad x

shine on you crazy dreamer

>>66698523
nice post. fuck those fucking bell ends and their neckbeard bollocks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lobster

Will be doing a watch of this

got two pies in the freezer

how mental would it be if i just cooked them both?

haha

>>66698538
Do it faggot

>>66698538
fuck off we voted brexit

trainlad best lad

>>66698530
>american women

by this I think he means white american women
ie: actual white and not fake white like arabs or hispanics

>>66698178
>la boutique

how utterly french

>>66698571
>We voted Brexit
Speak for yourself

in skengs we trust so i trust these fings n stuff

only ones who hate trainlad are Rasheed and poortherners

NOTE: the two are not mutually exclusive

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Aye medieval English was a bit spasticated but also had some degree of aestheticness to it desu

>>66698571
bit rude considering he's one of the nice poles

>>66698538
please do

>>66698563
when she says "Fuck me in the arse" think of me

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Bit of an odd train this lads
They're used as firefighting trains, tunnel rescue trains, and track maintenance trains all across Europe

>>66698546
don't encourage him you fucking twat

>>66697903
>spliff and then crack on with my work

is that your business idea? im confused

>>66698518
halloween party my house 5 mins

>>66698629
quite interesting, firefighting trains?

just realised its me da's birthday haha

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Last night Apple quietly raised the UK prices of its computers to reflect the fall in the pound. So a 4K iMac that was £1,199 is now £1,449

>brexit

>>66698568
>>66698613
they're Nordic words but Danes were the main Nordic group in England so whatever

call
cut
cast
de
smile
take
want
anger
calf
fellow
egg
husband
lad
lass
law
knife
root
skill
sky
skull
skip
dirty
ugly
awkward
wrong
sly
odd
the pronoun "she"
the pronoun "they"
till
both
same

post thicc

business idea: spread some kind of agenda on a website made of easily influenced young adults

>>66698601
Do not know why cunts studying English Lit complain about medieval english.

I do a hard science and this shite is easy as fuck to understand.

>>66698649
soz just got another invite :/ have fun though! :)

>>66698567
you do you bobo

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>>66698678
oh no, I'll be gutted next time I go and buy a 4k iMac

what the fuck do trains have to do with british culture? this is /int/ you fucking spastic cunts. because they're "british trains"? oh excuse me while i post some pictures of the cars parked in my street, after all they're fucking british eh? fuck off

>>66698678
>overpriced shit becomes more overpriced

oh no

>>66698596
67 are utter BOLLOCKS

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>>66698697

>>66698629
was in NYC once and this behemoth moving at a snails pace travelled through the station on the express tracks, was high at the time and utterly confused by this yellow monster with lights all over it

lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q9uBna8dx8

>>66698693
it's "die" not "de"

who /sofarpastthepointofnoreturnthattheycannotfunctionwithinsocietyanymore/ here?

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So uhh... I gotta ask this

What's /brit/'s final form?

>>66698723
what do plastic kpop gooks and anime have to do with british culture you cunt

>>66698693
>lad

Cannot imagine England without this 2bqh

>>66698730
alri yungen

>>66698730
meet me at euston batty boy

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>not sorting prices high to low

>>66698765
nothing and that's why i don't fucking post them you wank stain

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>>66698653
yep

>>66698765
nothing, all 3 should be deleted on sight

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Rate the bedroom lads

>>66698784
fuck off billionaire

You mess with trainlad, you mess with me

>>66698745
is this are Winno?

>>66698788
exactly. so why don't you bully the anime nonces and gook posters? why are you just limiting it to trainlad?

>>66698793
good post

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>>66698745
Our lad that got rid of the vile hun

>>66698748
im definitely on my way

real shit free all my hitters out

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>>66698802
Not diverse enough.

>>66698748
Made recent attempt to break back in but to no avail

So here I am on a Friday night again

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can you tell me what's wrong with this train?

>>66698792
never knew those existed

thanks trainlad

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>>66698811
>having to ask

>>66698596
all of that all of that
gang gang
skengs
gang

>>66698843
I don't know
I know what you mean by it being wrong, but I can't put my finger on it

>>66698832
let me guess, its a guy

>>66698843
i dunno trainlad, can't see much wrong with it, looks quite comfy actually

sick 2 death ov bein taken 4 a mug xx :/

hi

>>66698861
brrrd brrrd
trap trap, trap trap

>>66698843
its a diesel bus on a fixed circuit

>>66698693
>skull
Daily reminder that the Danish word for cheers is skål :^)

theres all kinds of insects in my ears

>>66698773
>>66698781
They're only rated because they're 'real' and actually do shoot guns and stuff. No talent whatsoever

I'd rather listen to truly blessed black British lads

https://youtu.be/u2H0mXC2Wbs
https://youtu.be/bcBv9KYopG4

>>66698890
maybe if you wrote in coherent English then people would have a higher opinion of you, you idiot pansy MUG

>NEED Danelaw again
I wholeheartedly agree

>>66698922
>the Dave shill is back

do me a cheesy quaver and FUCK OFF

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>>66698851
it's reet senpai
we don't have any here
I guess they're used in mountainous areas of Switzerland and Austria which aren't accessible by road for train fires

howling at some of these train edits

candyass roodypoo

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it's unique that a lot of what we consider Old English corpus of texts was written by king Alfred the Great himself he was well-educated and didn't like the idea of Christians using only Latin

Alfred means literally "Elves' Friend"

>>66698917
great stuff lmao. i wonder if that sad twat actually goes out and stands next to train tracks and waits for them to come past lmao

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new fit lads

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>>66698915
it's not diesel
it's actually got a small LPG powered generator that spins up a flywheel which it uses for movement
bit of an odd one it is

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who /suicidalmutt/ here?

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me in train form

>>66698967
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>66698967
insightful post

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>>66698950
Have listened to his discography on repeat repesr since the drake choon dropped 2bh

>>66698978
O MY DAAAAYYYYYZZZZZ BLUD

>>66698980
what the fuck, also why is it one carriage? whats the advantage of this over a simple bus shuttle from birmingham to wolverhampton?

poleaboo boo boo smellsofpoo poo poo

>>66698980
you know to much about things you shouldn't know too much about

>>66698967
hm? yeah think it's just a blocked pipe mate, get your boss to email over the invoice when you're done, ta

*puts headphones in and turns back to my computer*

>>66699002
How is this not a tram?

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loaded up path of exile 3 days ago and have been playing 8 hours a day

video games were a mistake

>>66698967
>Alfred's are well educated and famous
There's Alfred the Great, Alfred Nobel, Alfred Hitchcock, Alfred Worden, Alfred Fielding and me

Really makes you think

>>66699060
might sing this at the /brit/ meetup

will you lads join in with me?

ello u cunt

lisicki ki ki smellsofwee wee wee

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>>66699081
this is a tram

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>>66699084
do you post in poeg?

i post in poeg

>>66698978
Unironically have this hoodie haha

>>66698629
A train exactly like this passes through my local station 5 mins before my morning train. I always think it would be a good train to jump in front of; looks like it's quite heavy and obviously it doesn't slow down because it's not stopping so more inertia.

>>66699068
howling

pengtings love me all different races

>sister and her boyfriend in the kitchen
I'M HUNGRY
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

tunnel snakes rule

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>>66699050
That's not the midlands metro

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by far the best biscuits in existence, no contest

sophie we know who you are

Just finished /brit/Aberdeen dinner

>>66699156
then youre a stupid fucking mong and should be gassed

>>66699163
you should do it

any other /1994/ lads here?

>>66699194
hehe x

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This is your brain on Normans

>>66698843
It's being posted on /brit/.

>>66699187
literally eating them now

mental

Jesus CHRIST London Bridge is fucking awful now they've done it up

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>>66699187
very very true

you wonderful lad

Caedmon was a good lad an author of one of the oldest English poems ever

he was a monk at Whitby Abbey in Yorkshire

Nū scylun hergan hefaenrīcaes Uard,
metudæs maecti end his mōdgidanc,
uerc Uuldurfadur, suē hē uundra gihwaes,
ēci dryctin ōr āstelidæ
hē ǣrist scōp aelda barnum
heben til hrōfe, hāleg scepen.
Thā middungeard moncynnæs Uard,
eci Dryctin, æfter tīadæ
firum foldu, Frēa allmectig.

note the break between words (caesura), they used it for metre because Anglo-Saxons didn't like rhyming poems that much

>>66699050
>>66699081

If a train station or route is to be closed, it needs to be approved by parliament which takes time and money
It's cheaper to run these things.

A shuttle bus is as useless as the train since the locomotive runs between two stations and the distance between those stations is a mind blowing 0.8 miles. Yes, 0.8. Not 8.0, not 80, but 0.8 miles

>>66699068
screeching

>when the remainers start a civil war
How's that democracy workin out for you, cunts?

>>66699187
They are like mid tier at best

>>66699155
no I have never played before until 3 days ago

is that a subreddit

>>66699200
Gas me then

Meet me in catford at 9 dickhead

>>66699218
you're that girl that copies my bars

>>66699247
whats a top tier biscuit?

>>66699203
I'll do you m8...

Ban...kai

*PSSSFFFWSSHHHHHHHH*

*smoke and dust clouds are thrown up*

*the true form of my blade is revealed*

You wanna dance kid?

...then let's see what you can do.

>>66699214
turn up

>>66699240
why does a .8 mile shuttle even exist? what is that, a 10, 15 minute walk?

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>talking about biscuits and trains alone on a friday night

where did our lives go so wrong?

>>66699061
It's called autism.

>>66699263
no /poeg/ in /vg/

>>66699187
those aren't oreos

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>>66699269
no thanks paki

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>>66699269
>he lives in catford

I grab the mic and I mash up the decks
You're on facebook poking your ex

>>66699279
*you try to slash me with your blade only to reveal I am actually a hologram*

haha I win again you runt

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>>66699295
There's no one moment in particular

We were always going to end up here

>>66699187
Why are oreos popular here now when they're shit and we have loads of great biscuits?

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>>66699163
Nah you want to jump out in front of something like pic related
the locos themselves are 150+ tonnes, and the whole formation including whatever it is pulling is get over 4000 tonnes

going out in hour

enjoy spending friday night on /brit/ you turbo runts

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HOW CAN TRAPPING BE DEAD WHEN I'VE BEEN GETTING ALL OF MY PACKS OF FOOD GONE?

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>>66699277

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3rd one desu lads

>>66699363
FONT

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b83_1477661711

>>66699381
>cookies

Fuck off yank

>>66699291
because it's too expensive to shut the station
from 2009 onwards, the line has always had at least 450,000 people using it per year

Like this Pole 2bqh

He has a lot of knowledge

>>66699358
It's probably a moot point though. Realistically probably any moving train would probably burst open a human body like a grape.

>>66699394
none of them

like a mix of 1 and 2

hey I get the impression that you lot aren't particularly interested in your language's history

>>66699381
these are nice

>>66699321
>>66699323
Baited

>>66699358
this

make sure you jump so that your body is parallel to the track. getting split into legs/upper body is nowhere near as cool as getting split symmetrically

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>>66699263
>is that a subreddit

>>66699180
eres a slooshun for you mate
take your fat oafish clodoppers, open yer door, skank down the stairy marys, nae nae to the cupboard, grab a bit of din din foodship and vogue all the way up back the peppy steppies into your room to fucking have a big eat of it you paffetic waste yout

if you love trains so much why don't you just shag one?

https://twitter.com/AldiUK/status/792078509434740736
Oops

>>66699394
1 or 2
sometimes my 4's end up like 9's

>>66699295
You're not alone, lad. We're with you.

me and the lads wiping out minority races
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVcUSCxjHQM

>>66699454
Oof

>>66699394
mine is a mix of 1 and 2

pure choon boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1JIgtX5pCk

>>66699295
you can't expect to be out clubbing and drinking and doing loads of drugs EVERY friday night lad

that shit costs money you know

>>66699411
shuttle services are so comfy, i remember taking the grand central shuttle between the broadway and lexington ave services

but that train was literally full at nearly every day time departure, and it was a full length train

>>66699455
clever marketing

>>66699429
Normans fucked our language up

>>66699402
They're biscuits m8, calm your tits.

I can't be responsible for rubbish dutch translators

>>66699429
Try talking about doing a poo if you want (You)s

>>66699499
this

>>66699421
well if I wanted to doubly make sure I died, I'd jump infront of a freight train because A, they go through a station near me, and B, a passenger train usually takes a shorter distance to stop so death is slightly less likely to occur

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normans roooooooooo

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>>66699449
something the matter exile?

>>66699489
This tb h

Literally all I spend my money on is fags, drink and drugs and even i can't afford to go out more than once a week

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>>66699454
not nice

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reminder

>>66699537
this is a normie general you obese cunt

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>66699489
>>66699489
i've never once done that

>>66698693
missing loads like wharfe being adapted from hverfr and hey up literally coming sey up

yorkshire dialect is still heavily influenced by old norse in general

https://youtu.be/ZWyHuN1G1vk
Really made me think

>>66699495
>actually liking bus replacements
fuck they're so annoying
They're electrifying the line I take to work and sometimes if I finish really late or need to get there early, they use bus replacements

The buses are old shitty council ones with super uncomfortable seats

>>66699501
well it's true that they introduced a lot of what should be called Norman French or Anglo-French but a lot of French borrowings came much later when those runts were in charge of European culture

it's not true that they fucked up your vowels though it's a common misconception (though they introduced a lot of sounds that Anglos pronounced their own way anyway)

also you losing your cases is pretty bizarre I don't fully understand it myself but apparently it's because of the prevalent trend in West England to get a bit lazy when it came to word endings and they ended up so slurred and incoherent that people preferred to use prepositions instead

>>66699485

utter choon desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM

can't stand people that do the whole "I wish I could be a child again...* routine

always turn out to be turbo runts

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I havn't slept for more than a couple of fitful hours in nearly a week

I ache all over

I have lost all motivation to do anything at all

Eating and has become a necessary chore to be attended to a couple of times a day

And I have to pretend everything is fine

>>66699640
Yes, here some more 80s for you my man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRKVRDjcWYo

>>66699621
No in NYC there is a subway service that consists of 1 train that goes back and forth between 2 stations that are integrated into the 2 main lines of the NYC subway

>>66699621
>electrifying
same
theyre cutting down the trees everywhere. horrible

>>66699567
rude

Tune 2bqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tUQ70-Ngz0

>>66699566
/pol/ really is the most unfunny board on this site

>>66699659
>mfw getting painful nostalgia and longing for the times when I was younger
>then I think about it more and realise I was miserable back then, just had good moments

>>66699692
ah ok that makes much more sense

>>66699501
It's more of a special snowflake now though
It would just be some boring Dutch sounding shit otherwise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoG0ipL9W2Q
absolutely ridiculous choone

>be a train driver
>get paid £40,000 to literally push a button
>literally impossible to get a job as a train driver unless your dad is Thomas Tankengine himself and you have nepotism contacts

what a load of shit

>>66699660
Go to the doctor

>>66699715
they have no banter 2bh

always the case with people that take themselves too seriously

>>66699566
what in the fuck is this utter joke of a thread
how are these turnips going to feel when h r clizzle wins
>le kek has spoken
fucking pathetic hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha pirate scum

>>66699713
>bring back a group of old crippled PTSD benders that got their shit pushed in by irish farmers with old german rifles and could only bully civvies

k

>>66699760
Don't get political with me pal, It's a tune regardless of whether you agree with the sentiment