Suicide edition
korean pop
Querulous Wanker Exits Randy Theatre. "Yikes! Urgh! Ick! Oops!" Poo, All Slimy, Dripping From Greg's Huge, Juicy, Kingly Legs. "Zounds!" Xrated Comedy Violently Broke Nambypamby Men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tUQ70-Ngz0
L a d s
>>66689313
Business idea: Remember where I parked my ca-
*Meep meep*
Oh! Haha! There it is!
>>66689227 #
t. Casual fightfan
>>66689232 #
I'm sorry la, I know when to back off
>>66689167 #
Quite literally don't give a fuck yank, this isn't /fit/ nor do I care how much weight you lift because I'll bust your nose regardless. I'm just showing him that my reach is indeed above average.
My arsehole.
https://youtu.be/jEX0r9cs5_0
very nice big friendly song coming through to keep you warm through those cold october days
Let me tell you about the time "the lads" visited finland:
>they want to be taken to a pub
>take them to the seedy pub with the same alcoholics there every day who possibly live there
>eww this place sucks take us to where the young people go
>take them to the trendy cafe/bar that has a pool table and like a million small brewery beers
>eww this place is for poofs take us to where the qt girls are
>out of options I take them to some horrible teenage normie nightclub in the city centre
>this is exactly what we wanted, nice job mate!
How is a fucking night club a pub, what the hell?
No arguments just a friendly reminder
kot
Your post made me feel genuinely bad for you, Poley. I won’t try to offer advice, but you are broken and you have to accept that the way you are isn’t normal. Normies will punish you for that no matter what you do.
Even if you got back into university, got a job, and achieved a modicum of success in your life you’d still be you and subject to the same ridicule and contempt you’ve always experienced. These are the same things that made you want to lash out in the first place and will make you want to lash out in the future. Once you do that, the normies will always respond tenfold in the most spiteful and disproportionate way.
The reason is because they have no interest in being reconciled with you. You were at the most a tiny blip on the radar of those Polish girls. You didn’t scar them for life and they barely even remember you or what you did. Yet even years later you continue to be punished. You mildly disturbed them at worst, and you had your life completely ruined as punishment.
Even minor things that you do can indicate to normies that you’re terminally defective. Switched on people try to hide it as much as possible but you’ve worn your flaws almost as a badge of honour and are completely oblivious to how your actions are being viewed by others. Once you reveal how alien you are the rules do not apply. There’s nothing you can do in this situation to change that
>>66689354
THEY'RE TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY
>>66689373
Laughing my butt off
Laughing my butt off
hilarious when people post after the new thread has been linked
Lads
https://youtu.be/j6OqhIB5kMo
>>66689394
can see what he means though init
might do a cum
thoughts?
Hilarious when people pretend to like coffee.
>>66689403
(1.83 MB, 2000x1457)
I'll make an exception this time
Good post
>>66689415
You're scaring the fish off!
>>66689373
At least you have brains, you don't want to feel the force of my Jin Jeung or Joy Kuen lad.
>>66689394
This guy has always been fairly SJW and is actively campaigning for Hillary
>all those edgy women profile pics
>>66689354
catchy desu
FUCK SAKE mammy said she'd be home with grub an hour ago
watching k-on lads
>>66689437
coffee is the runtiest drink for runtrace shills
Business idea: renationalise the railways
>>66689531
k-on?
..more like k-off
haha
"Quite Wet Enough?" Richard (The Young Undertaker) Is Ogling Poleaboo, As Sissy Distress Forces Girl-Him's Juice Keg's Leak. Zionist Xenophobia Cannot Visibly Benefit Nations' Management
Take the soldiers wages, those brave boys on the front lines
Take the doctors and surgeons wages, those lifesavers
Take the teachers wages, those shaping the minds of the young and impressionable
And give them all
To the footballers
>>66689557
haha i get it
like (fuc)k-off ahahaha
>>66689557
delet
>>66689540
Bloody good idea, I'm in
>>66689531
terrific post
@66689557
terrible post
honestly can't fucking stand yanks
Actually made me think
>>66689606
lying cunt
>>66689582
Government don't pay footballer wages tho desu lad
>>66689606
BTFO
>>66689606
banter
>>66689606
Ahhhhhh yes it's gonna be exceptionally hard to find an immigrant driving a taxi
*Walks over to next taxi and gets in*
Alri' rasheed take us home
>>66689632
That's all about to change comrade
A glorious socialist republic, with footballers on top of the economic hierarchy
Bought some digestives at the store last night.
Redpill me on them
>>66689622
>implying
fuck leavers
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JuV9V_ySkGrT4XrK_Veyz5kQjScV-8oRotsMXsxv6kA/edit#gid=0
>>66689615
Can't be worse than the frogs.
male rape gangs
>>66689681
The Irish are the worst tbf, fucking potato niggers
Sausags egg mcmuffin and a hashbrown straight down the gullet
Anyone remember that infamous male rape gang in Rotherham
Hate men now
>kid cudi's the same height as me
no wonder he's depressed
>>66689704
t. Morrisey
>tfw just realised I have a lazy eye
Hate the english 2bh
Need em wiped out
>>66689716
it wasn't that funny, jfc
Might ironically and also unironically fail my exam haha
>>66689755
t. immigrant
>>66689739
Love listening to his tunes when I'm feeling down
>>66689753
Need you out of business sunshine
>>66689753
>when your wife gets shagged by the dirty sassenach cock
>>66689748
I only realised I had a lisp when I was 16. My friends/family never mentioned it.
Lads ahahah remember this
https://youtu.be/Sr2Grfi3lFg
Was a tune to be fair
what a based black cab driver looks like
might take a blacked cab
>>66689606
>celebrity
>getting a black cab
Yeah alright mate
Disgusting
Can someone give me the details of exactly what happened on the /brit/ Brecon Beacons meetup?
>>66689773
am not
t. Chief Red-Bear Konh'lako'ateh
>>66689831
what toppings did they get
Did you shag Jp?
>>66689831
Bloody racist pizza attacks
They never end
>>66689831
>ali qasemi
he was probably part of isis anyway
Go on then
just this once
use my arsehole as a cunt
>>66689753
Business idea: Uplift the British matriarch through divine intervention
>>66689831
what a waste
>>66689739
>From Cleveland
>>66689831
modern day crusaders
bravo
>tfw you could unironically beat the shit out of anyone on /brit/
Call me a nigger IRL, I fucking dare you lads, I'd fucking smash your fucking heads in
>>66689831
I bet if they'd just said give us the pizza or we'll hurt you he would have
No cunt on minimum wage is gonna be arsed about getting even beaten up over pizza
>>66689831
top lads
>>66689901
Nah, being a nigger is bad enough without being slagged for it m8
>>66689831
East Anglians are such mongs
Spent a year in Cambridge and the townies were all incredibly ugly inbred specimens
>>66689901
I'd love to say it too your face but I'd rather not go to your pooskin invested town
>>66689901
wasteman
>>66689901
Not me nigger, I'm a Celtic powerhouse
>>66689901
Daily Reminder:
225lb bench is more impressive then 102kg bench. Simple math.
>>66689929
>implying you would even say nigger in my presence
lmao you cunts are all talk online
>>66689942
*shines UV lamp into your face*
Me on the left
>>66689901
could heem you just with my nose you lowly ant
>anon. anon. I farted and followed through all over the sheets. sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhoEG0ISMeQ
getting my daily dose of sinead
the shittest gimmick going at the moment
>>66689970
Mate not who you're talking to but I swear to fuck I would
Used to scrap with the nigs in town all the time on a night out when I was a young gasson and they'd call us inbred Irish cunts, we'd call them nigger dole scrounging bastards
Being black doesn't grant hard man status in Ireland
>>66689993
TIMOTHJAMESBURNYEHERECLADFTSPEARFKCLENHOUSEDUKESPLACEMARLOO
nearly 4pm already
Always fucking cringe when I see twats putting 'anon' as a name
Fuck off cunts its past its sell by date
>>66689952
Babby weight compared to a 3600oz bench
Lads, what would you do if a minority raped (and finished inside of) your (hypothetical)gf?
>>66689970
You seriously think I haven't called a black person a nigger before? how naive
>>66689901
no amount of beating up white blokes will make up for the fact you're a darkie
sorry lad
>>66690105
F-fuck off. N-not even the Norwegians lift in ounces...
>>66690035
some people i swear to christ
>>66690044
looks like he's a bit healthier in that pic
>>66690107
Dump her
>>66690040
I'm 6'3, 230. Don't fucking lie to me faggot, you'd get destroyed like the rest.
>>66690107
Honour kill her for no longer being a virgin before our marriage, despite me having shagged her up the shitter dozens of times
Going to class, hope to see the hallway gf
>>66690107
kill the bloke
desu
>>66690144
>>66690101
it's a placeholder you fucknut people aren't trying to be cool by using it
Hey gu-
Oops! Awww! I forgot to feed my pig! I'll be right back!
>>66690163
I don't fucking care mate I'm 6'2 14.5 stone with 85 inch reach
4 wins 0 losses in amateur boxing and one was a well built black lad
Calm yourself down to fuck
>>66690141
You mirin
>>66690189
looks worse than me after 2 week opium binge there desu
>>66690187
He wasn't caught
Lol some idiot said you would decrease production if the market price of your product went up
What a moron
>>66690101
aye git tae fuck man.
want a girl to chew on some bubblegum then spit in into my mouth
>>66690217
>4 wins 0 losses in amateur boxing
>Beating up fellow gyppos
>impressive
LMAO, pipe down fucking battyboi
>>66690217
hahaha did your arms grow since yesterday you roleplaying faggot
>>66690193
disregard this, i misunderstood what anon meant
>>66690193
I know what it is you absolute fucking melon, delete yourself
ah yes the autistic canadian who never ever knows what he's talking about is back
don't bother arguing with him, he stops replying the moment he is BTFO
>>66690252
just want a girl to acknowledge my existence
maybe even call me by name
>Yes you there at the back, the dusky fellow with the glasses and hair that looks like a Mr. Whippy ice cream. What are your views on Polish women?
"hello ladies"
/pol/ on the 8th
https://twitter.com/rabbilieberman/status/748156916422025216
>A group of LEAVE racists w/some sort of propane tank in front of Swindon synagogue, rabbi came out to talk and was gassed right on the spot.
shrieking
>>66690260
Shoved my arm elbow deep up ur mas fanny and she sneezed
Meant say 84, you're a manlet cunt who hasn't boxed since his teens, you're past your prime mate, living in past glories
Prof just used the term "well-endowed" to describe an economy
>>66690310
lmao
>>66690349
I'm 6' you gimp
>Uber loses right to classify UK drivers as self-employed
Danelad BTFO
having a fag out by the wheelie bins, contemplating a cup of tae after
"Find an immigrant to drive you, you stupid tart"
Holy fuck, Lily Allen BTFO
>>66690429
runt life
>tae
Why are images slow to load recently?
Like being on fucking dial-up
>>66690462
You're some eejyt
Fucked with some runts internet connection
Can hear him seething with rage lads
Your ma's head looks like a golden brown baked potato and your da sells avon you little speccy cunt
>tae
>>66690429
same irish lad as before?
looks better rolled this time, might be coz it's alight tho
Need a bf rly badly
@66690478
>>66690517
Took ur advice and broke up the clumps
She was a better smoke x
>>66690542
bit gay
>>66690547
Aw she's a beauty hey, a fair looking feline
got a date with a pretty girl in a few hours lads
>>66690429
>smoking outdoors
runty behaviour if I may say so, sir
any of you chaps interested in having my willy in your arse?
>>66690548
good lad
>>66690654
bit gay 2bh
>>66690648
>>66690649
Smoking indoors is turborunt behaviour
U looking 84 inch arms of fury?
>listening to planet money
>They're doing an episode on ideas all economists agree on (lefties, centrists and right wingers)
>They all agree on completely scrapping corporation tax
Really makes me think
>>66690654
Might be, why?
>>66690654
Pagan.
the stench coming off my ballsack is immense
letting them air for a bit
Imagine being Australian
GRIM
>>66690600
Good luck, and remember just be yourself!
>>66690429
had a joint in the farmer's land cause my neighbours are in the garden
dunno what the rest of the day i'll do
>>66690654
me but i live a bit far x
>He bought a 4chan pass
>He donated
>He turned off adblock
>The Jap is going to close 4chan and run off with his money
Howling.
T. Unironically posting from my mobile
>>66690654
rorke
>>66690685
>>66690682
smoking indoors is runty only if you smoke in the bedroom or in the bathroom
>>66690752
so...fucking machines?
My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer.
>>66690775
Why would you want your house to smell of fags
>>66690755
thought provoking multifaceted analysis of the situation
ugh
[NSFW] http://imgur.com/nZ8dUnN
>>66690802
awful layout
won't be reading this
>>66690802
you ever heard of paragraphs you cloacal cunt?
Holy fuck
>teenage knackers having a petty squabble
>squabble desperately ensues
>Conor mcgregor appears from nowhere
>"get to fook oof him ya fookin bowser"
>they scatter like fuck
This is absolutely comical, the mans a legend
https://youtu.be/eJ1s2eCu9bI
>>66690802
shan't
CUTE chink exchange student in my lecture
Her voice is sexy, not one of those squeeky one
>>66690802
Been a while since I saw this one
>>66690843
Not even going to contemplate opening this but thanks
>>66690843
Doesn't sound like him
Fucking finally!
I've struck a deal with Megabus to have myself dragged behind one of their coaches bollock-first on a trip from Glasgow to Brussels.
If all goes to plan there'll be nothing left of my knackers apart from a thin, bloody strip running all the way down the major arterial roads of England, through the channel tunnel, over the French border and into Belgium.
It's going to cost me and I've had to sign an awful lot of paperwork freeing Megabus of any liability but it'll all be worth it once my sack is well and truly obliterated.
>>66690843
I found this amusing
>>66690899
It's him, you can see his face clearly at the end
>>66690919
shan't
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabbai
>https://gab.ai
state of the alt right
this sub's gone to shit
>>66690936
>It's him, you can see his face clearly at the end
>>66690947
>sub
Kill yourself
>>66690899
He puts on an american accent on the telly so the yanks can understand him, that's he's real voice in the video
Drinking some ginger beer lads (its not actually beer lol don't tell mum though)
Anyone remember this ahahah
https://youtu.be/UFkjq4wmYwI
Lads, is Trixie a posh name?
Girl called Trixie might be into me. Wahey.
>>66691004
nonce
opened a bottle
the gf just sent me this
>>66691051
that's a tiny cock
Got a case of the ol' jungle fever lads, spent the last couple hours downloading a couple GB of albums and videos
>>66689531
bit late to the party there mate
NEED a shy gf who still knows how to work that dick
>>66691078
for you
>>66689354
don't know why they would want to bring back a bunch of guys that got their shit pushed in by the IRA.
>>66691099
DeShawnqon will be done with her any second
Why did the British get bantered out of Afghanistan during the Anglo-Afghan war?
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
Enjoyed this .gif
>>66691173
>>66691150
>>66691145
>>66691139
>>66691134
>>66691099
where in britain do you lads live?
>>66691211
t. pakistan
>>66691211
Brit on vacation here
>>66691150
Literal every foreign invader has tbf
>>66691211
and not one decent post
sort your heads out jfs
>>66691240
>vacation
FOY
A friend in need is a friend indeed
But a friend with no money and no weed
Can flip the script at a ridiculous speed
Take me back to dear old Blighty
Put me on the train for London Town
Take me anywhere
Drop me anywhere
Liverpool, Leeds or Birmingham
But I don't care
How do Irish nationalists go from 'ireland for the irish' to the absolute multiculti loving state sinn Fein are in
ah yes, another gf-less weekend approaches. and halloween too! good thing i'm not like those low class normies all getting drunk and having guilt-free sex with each other ahahaha.
having sesamy seeds
>>66691340
Sessamy*
>>66691310
because dummies just equate sinn fein with nationalism and vote for them and don't have a clue about their immigration policy
>65 days until 2017
there will be a girl in the house in a few hours time
what can i do to prepare?
>>66691202
WTF is it, pekka?
Makes you think
>>66691395
Dakota & her ugly sister
>>66691340
>>66691345
Sasémmie*
>>66691412
they're both ugly but at least elle can act
>>66691448
i'll act you right on the fucking nose in a minute
should i shave?
>>66691467
you should shave your jugular
>>66691467
>Negative Canthal tilt
>>66691488
did a right old kek at this
Started renting a house (small cottage) and last night was my first night alone. I put on some music and just danced for about 2 hours non-stop.
I literally detest dancing and have never done it in my life but I was so happy.
>>66691566
this made me feel happy
>he bought a pass
>he puts tape over his camera
>he doesn't just delete the drivers
>>66691628
Do you want to come and stay with me
>>66691546
Really sick of faggots that are very ugly from /pol/ spamming niche terms like that and fretting over their maxillas and wrists and hands, it's fucking weird mate
No one knows what that is nor do they care
>>66691634
>he doesn't masturbate specifically FOR the g-men
im not a virgin
>>66691566
Sounds comfy :3
>>66691649
I will.
>>66691566
>small cottage
like a genuine old man cottage or a bungalow?
just had sex with 3 milfs at once
>>66691566
>Things that didnt happen
how about some proof?
Let me guess. Not home right now?
>>66691699
Cool, I want to bum someone
>>66691708
It's a bungalow like lots of all people live in, really small place but it was cheap and close to work.
>>66691561
don't forget to donate to my patreon
>>66691650
this
I didn't even know that autists worried about their fucking wrist size until I started browsing the chon
my wrists are so thin i can't wear watches or a t-shirt
Got fat wrists cos I'm fat
>>66691725
It's end of terrace, looks pretty much identical to this
Very cosy think it'll be cold over winter though
my wrists are as wide as my forearm is that good or bad?
>>66691566
Maybe tonight you can wank on cam
>>66691566
What music did you dance to?
>>66691731
>House share
Dropped
>>66691789
Wrist cancer mate, I'm sorry
>>66691796
No thanks
>>66691813
Don't know it was some shit spotify playlist
>>66691827
Didn't say that see >>66691785
>>66691731
I'll visit you if you're good looking and willing to pay for my flight
>>66691789
never heard of that, so bad
>>66691785
that looks extremely comfy
you motivate me to look for a job, thank you
https://youtu.be/j6OqhIB5kMo
Reunification soon lads, thanks for Brexit. It will move things along quicker once your economy collapses.
Oh, and I'm sure without the EU you can now get plenty more non EU migrants ;)
>Barratt by
Runt lyfe
>>66691785
>ask for proof
>get stock image in reply
sorry mate. not believing a word of your story since so many people lie on here
Dont know why anyone is believing you. You're likely in your mum and dads house attempting to live out some delusional fantasy online
>>66691885
Ireland is literally going to become the new Sweden m8
>>66691915
Ahh yes, £450 a month, who could afford that. I'm not sure what you find so hard to believe.
Why would someone lie about dancing in their home
>>66691917
What a load of bollocks, we haven't become 'politically correct' here yet and Irish people generally don't take that sort of shite
Fuck up poltard
>>66691917
nah 60% of our government is right wing and the left are too ideological and divided to ever form a government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0eMYxlu6Q
>>66691930
I pay £450 pm for a 1-bed apartment. Would prefer a comfy bungalow with a garden desu.
Old man just fell over next to me and I didn't do anything
gonna go watch black mirᴙor
>>66691930
>Whats so hard to believe
The fact that most of you are NEETS and you still cant post any type of proof
>>66691915
>>66691725
you're mentally ill
>>66692002
that was ur mum lad
What should I do for my birthday lads? It's in 9 days and I have zero plans so far.
>>66692004
it's rubbish
>>66692027
Mine's in 2 days and I have no plans
>>66692022
I'm actually probably one of the more stable ones here and am a full-blown normie.
Try again
>>66692027
Nothing. People who make a big deal out of their birthdays are pakis, poofs and women.
>>66691980
currently paying £450 pcm for a three bedroom semi-detached house
t. northerner
>>66691980
It's not exactly a garden just a small patch and it's not fenced, like one giant garden of all the houses
I'd rather have an apartment but they were all 6-7 miles from work.
>>66692021
You got me mate, I'm lying, everyone here lives with their parents.
>>66692036
you're rubbish
Have to wagecuck for 8 hours on a Friday evening.
Not like I would be doing anything productive if I wasn't working, but still
>>66692054
Really, whereabouts? I'm in the north too.
Sorry I stopped posting lads my internet was playing up. x
>>66692069
true
>>66692054
Paying 425 for the same, with a decent sized garden too on a quiet road in a nice area.
Londoncucks seething as they read this
>>66692043
fuck off hitlerboo traitor
>>66692065
ah nice proof.
https://twitter.com/4chan/status/791860276123631617
>>66692085
Was wondering where you went off to
>>66692077
north yorkshire
>>66692088
I only get a small yard :(
WATCH IT, /BRIT/
When's the day of the rope for Pakipoo?
>>66692051
no mate you're angry, weird and probably schizophrenic
>>66692121
me too, wanna meet up and slap dicks and bums?
>>66692043
>tfw fascist Britain would have genocided ireland
>>66692130
>Angry
Nope
>Weird
Certainly not, if anything im too normal and unoriginal
>Schizophrenic
Certainly not.
Projecting a bit
>>66692139
bit early
>>66692102
traitor to who?
the jews?
tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc
>>66692220
;_;
How the fuck do you survive a science degree?
Each day I've less time for myself, constant headaches from working.