korean pop edition
anime
mi haffi stinkin rich this year
just made myself a mental cheese toastie haha
cheddar, tomato, worcester sauce, and a touch of s&p
depression haaha
Just inherited a large sum of Reddit Gold
Any idea lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glUUNRQTcV8
very interesting
Alri Matty, working hard at the call centre?
Ahaaaaaa Limerick cityyyy boiiii
https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8
>all these reddits triggered by my post
not even a normie, i greatly fall under the fat friendless loser category but i'm not in denial/believe reddit memes enough to think this place isn't full of normies
thanks for the (You)s anyway you reddit twats
>>66687093
no wings
>tfw have sex weekly, if not daily
>this is my room
screeching at virgins
business idea: pay people to do bad things to your rivals
learning
>>66687093
poor mass to lift ratio
/brit/ meetup when
>>66687093
austerity
>>66686984
Hope you won't be stealing my gimmick lad
The gf showed me one of her parent's houses in Shanghai and the streets look so nice, debating whether I should defect tbqh
>m8 comes back from holiday
>talking about this great girl he met
>shes 15 and hes 20, so hes waiting until next year before he does anything
>keeps talking about how innocent she is and he just loves her so much
>come in one day looking devastated
>apparently she told him she has slept with 5 different guys, all over 18
Laughed straight in his face
>le normies
>DAE forever alone xDD
>le funny le sad frog le maymay
Ah yes, it's half term and the teenage redditors are back on here, very impressive
>>66687149
down desu, went to a /fa/ meetup years ago and am still good friends with the lads
>>66687149
we had one 2 and a half years ago
went poorly
spent 3 years lurking 4chan without making a single post before starting because I was scared of being bullied if I ever made a mistake
>>66687093
Not a strong evolutionary pressure to develop flight
>>66687177
yes i remember lets do it again
>>66687179
runt
how many takeaways do you lads have on average per week?
>>66687199
3-4
>>66687199
0, im not a runt
>>66687174
you are the reddit
Need some Halloween ideas lads
ASAP
>>66687199
1 every Friday
>>66687199
Once month
Used to be 4 times a week but the money was ridiculous
>>66687199
once a month
>>66687199
0.5, one every two weeks
>>66687217
big bad wolf
>>66687174
>>66687217
anime character of your choice
>>66687133
Been noticing that people with poverty tier setups get sex.
Maybe I should fuck my desk up.
>>66687217
>>66687118
>>66687146
>>66687150
>>66687182
>the twat who googles it isn't here today
you were all wrong
this is my Halloween costume
The women will love it
>>66687258
im in tears ffs
>>66687258
wipe your camera clean you melt
>>66687267
i dont get it what r u supposed to be????
>>66687258
hahaahahaa EPIC
>anon. anon. i've pissed the bed. again. sorry
>>66687258
wow... breaking the 4th wall much
>>66687277
How about I wipe you off the face of the earth instead?
heave away my johnnies
>>66687332
>>66687230
>>66687243
>>66687255
You guys are absolute fucking wastes.
because we find ourselves in the same old mess singing drunken lullabies
Oi. My parents aren't gay alright?
>>66687316
It's your bed tho?
business idea: become a train driver
Have literally never bought a condom in my life lads
>>66687349
Yes I do browse reddit and I won't let none of you virgins make me feel ashamed of this
@66687352
working 2-10pm both saturday and sunday
just kill me now
>>66687199
5-7
>>66687382
Never even touched one.
Think the last time I saw one was in school when this woman put one on a banana in sex ed.
>>66687390
>Not working flexible hours
True runt life
>>66687352
might head out soon
don't even know what a condom is
the queen is an ugly whore
wonder how tim would look as an anime girl
havent eaten or drank all day and now i feel off
is this what the africans feel like
>>66687382
I bought one from the club toilet machine once as an emergency (didn't even use it that night) but I get them for free from the clinic
>>66687428
*begins to cry into many tears*
you should be revising for your exams that are coming up in 2 YEARS time ....
gonna waste £15 on a big papa johns order tonight lads
queen elizabeth is a filthy bitch
>>66687440
I'll fucking batter your skull in.
Fucking come here and say that you fucking maple waste cunt. Fuck off you cunting maple sucking dickwhore. fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj7YLsynpgQ
the Alt-Right gf
to the lad that taught me how to tie my shoes few days ago thanks lad
I tried for a few hours yesterday but gave up but this morning I gave it another go and finally did it, made them a bit too tight though, need to work on the amount of tightness I put on them haha
not a runt anymore
Trudeau is a mong
My dads are having a tiff
>>66687477
i'm dominican
the queen can suck my dick
>>66687489
christ
>>66687489
yep you now join the "able to tie their laces" elites
>>66687511
Your dad's having a fit? No he isn't dude you sick liar
>>66687511
bit gay, think they'd wait until you were out of the house before they got up to that sort of stuff
>>66687489
you've ascended to the hand-eye co-ordination of a child
congratulations!
>>66687489
should have learned how to tie a noose
>>66687530
>dude
FOY
>>66687516
Literally just fuck off out of Canada you fucking Haitian roach.
>>66687520
>>66687526
fuck off you runts
its something i've struggled with all my life, never had the balls to ask my mum or dad and youtube videos didn't help but i finally did it.
literally off yourself job centre dwellers
got drunk last night and started on the takeaway delivery man
>>66687564
Froggy hahahaha, going to suck a frog's cock today lad?
For lunch today I had the BBQ rustlers burger, some anti depressants and a tall glass or irn bru.
Just woke up to a lovely present from my aged nan. She's shit all over the kitchen
el dominicANO
>bullying the lad who couldn't tie his shoe laces
bit mean
>>66687058
tell me where to go for my mandatory semester abroad. anywhere on the british isles, except for London.
Business idea: elect world leaders based entirely on their looks
>>66687559
banter hand
>>66687530
>dude
FOY
>>66687592
Which one was it a tall glass or irn Bru?
>>66687382
Yeah i don't even know where I'd buy them from I'd spaghetti out buying them
looking for Andy Cap, is he in by any chance?
>>66687615
Dude, just be like, original for once? Yeah broski?
>>66687636
I'm Andy Cap
>>66687617
when i was younger me and the lads would go into the local spastic hospital and they'd give you free condoms. Would fill them with water and smack people, was pure bants.
Don't know why to this day the retard hospital gave away free condoms.
>>66687616
Couldn't make up my mind so I combined them.
I find it offensive when I get called "frog"
have no animosity against albion whatsoever so stop haha
else im going to fooooookin bash yr head in
>>66687574
>>66687597
LOVE narrative-posting
>>66687606
Dublin
Had a 350ml of vodka with my breakfast this morning
Ate black pudding, bratwurst sausages, eggs, toast, potato bread, soda farrels, bacon and hash browns
watching Sex and the City lads
not a bad show tbf
can feel a poo brewing in my bowels, it was alerting me of its presence but I shan't be pooing it today, going to let it brew for another day or two so i can feel that good big poo feeling you get
Squeezing my great uncles bollocks for a Friday treat
>>66687617
there's little machines here so no need to face someone
only problem is that they're outside so everyone walking in the street can see you buying them hahhaahahha
but every bloke or lass at the counter in a drugstore were cool and nice
>>66687669
so the spastics didn't breed obviously
>>66687719
haven't had black pudding in yonks
might have to do that this weekend
Got an absolute belter of a poo coming along lads, but im keeping it in.
>wife takes a 6 week unpaid holiday to go see family
>get email
>not sure what to do about money for the next two months
lmao
km
What i've had today:
500ml Bottle of Coca cola™
Caramel Fredo
Greggs Halloween fairy cake
2 Pieces of toast
Handful of jelly tots
gf doesn't like olives
what a fucking peasant
>>66687777
nice
Bit depressed lads haha
love eating raw onions but cant stand them cooked and slimy
am i weirdo?
Serious question lads.
Why are 2D girls so much better than 3D?
Practicing mouth to mouth with my grandad. We've both got stiff Willie's but neither of us will admit to it lol
What i've had today:
500ml of pepsi
mint club
coop chicken and bacon pasta w/ mayo
halloween sweeties
Morning
REALLY REALLY dont want to getvout of bed
>>66687606
>semester
fuck off yank
>>66687828
going to start SSRIs next week wahey haha
>>66687847
3d is ugly and annoying and corrupted by degeneracy
2d is the future
Rate my roll
>>66687847
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/greenwich-tube-bomb-damon-smith-court-prank-explosive-device-hoax-autism-charged-explosive-substance-a7383086.html
>London Met
Top kek, imagine being autistic AND stupid
just had a ginger biscuit from gregs that looked like a bat lads, really nice, pick one up
Sniffing my ________
>>66687885
fucking awful m8
>>66687913
m8 I get them all the time fucking good
the chocolate bat with the eyes in the middle
>>66687936
options
shit
why does masturbation not do anything for me anymore
>>66687875
>>66687894
Good lads.
I'm very hopeful for VR.
>>66687885
average
>>66687948
It's not the worst in the world
Bit thin at the top, need to even out the tobacco better
>tell some mug I LOVE their posts
>people start posting simiarly, grovelling for petty (You)'s
all one has to do is tap the well of human competitiveness and they are chained cattle
>>66687870
right
>>66687980
I absolutely adore this post lad, keep it up x
>>66687980
Love this post
Wrote an extremely forgettable eurodance tune
Gonna try to enter it for Eurovision
>>66687977
looks like the density is all over the shop
what baccy you using? I can provide tips!
*distant howling*
*hear giggling outside*
>>66687894
Nah I went the left
I'm sure little pencil dicked abnormie nonces want the right
Jayses
>>66688025
sooo you passed hollands A-Levels?
>>66687980
I was the sole author of the "dads having tiff", "nan shit in kitchen", "gruncle bollocks" and "grandad mouthtomouth" posts
I just find them VERY funny indeed
Shouldn't have had dinner lads.
Drinking session ruined.
>>66687058
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST,HEAR THE SHOTGUN SHELL BLAST AND YOUR SOUL IS GOING TO HELL FAST,YOU TRY TO JUMP BUT YOU FELL FAST,I WAS BORN IN BELFAST,I WAS BORN IN BELFAST
>>66688066
cheeky
>>66688038
Amber leaf
It's dry but very stringy and I canny be fucked breaking up the clumps and when I roll it down tobaccie always falls out the top so the middle of the roll is always bigger and the ends more narrow
>>66688052
would absolutely demolish you lad
i'll turn your fucking spine into a flump
>>66687606
grimsby
>>66688095
Shut up you ginger cunt.
>>66688052
Pregablin, xanax, diazepam, l-theanine, dmae, epa's, rhodialia, tramadol
I am in pure heaven lads
>>66687382
use the tesco self service tills
will unironically be writing a story about runts these uni holidays
>>66688096
>Turn your spine into a flump
I see you post this regularly, did you see it on the TV and tried to emulate it like the autistic cunt you are?
>>66687153
late response but i want to let you know i found this rather funny
undisputed goat tea
>>66688095
amber grief is bad stuff to roll with
still it's possible
just make sure there are no 'knots' in the baccy, use the rizla pack as a rolling tray and the filter to help maintain the backbone of the rizla
then gently role
*cracks whip*
alright y'all setttle down this minute or it'll be hellfire
*cracks whip again*
back to good posts, ya hear me?
>>66688121
Sounds like an awful mix of drugs
>>66688113
You're some boy
>>66688069
Literally not aware of any of those """gimmicks""" lad
>>66688174
Uhm... try again, sweetie :) xx
>>66688174
Lyons tea is better than any English tea desu
Not even memeing its god tier
*makes a bad post*
heh
have to piss desu
>>66688121
You bloody well might be if you're not careful.
Remember to breathe, lad.
Black mirror got me putting blu tac on my webcam lads haha
>>66688212
Didnt call them fucking gimmicks did i you div
Just posts I've made in this thread
Really want to rip your scrotum in twain
>>66688203
Okay lad, didn't 'love' this post.
Not your best, iah.
Superior 2D females.
Fuck, deadline for entering eurovision songs in Switzerland was last monday
>>66688195
Will do, cheers lad
*takes drugs once*
*dies*
fuck
crack, heroin, dmt, mdma, 2c-b, caffeine, pcp
I am in pure heaven lads
>>66688227
*grabs you by the scruff*
you were warned, boy
*lobs you into the oil well with a single shovel*
>>66688227
brilliant
Amber leaf, golden Virginia and a polish pouch
I am in HEAVEN lads
>>66688251
>judging posts
hmm wanker alert much? ahaha x
Yeah. I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of Leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives – in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish. I think people are saying “yes, there’s more to Ireland than this”. A good slogan for the tourist board – “Dere’s more to Oireland dan dis.”
>>66688251
sorry for calling you a wanker
>>66688268
*deflects the push with two shovels*
Ahhh... the Florentine digging style.... never has it let me down
*looks at you* you dare strike another poster? *adopts offensive stance* It's treason then. *spins towards you*
>>66688337
Bet you can't beat me to counting to 10.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
every day the same
every day could be today
The normals would fucking crucify me if they knew what I really am.
My whole life is just a massive game of avoiding this fate.
Have currently reached the level of appearing relatively normal to most guys. Women are tough nut to crack though, they are often highly suspicious and are very difficult to understand.
Next stage is getting myself a gf tb h. Gotten quite close with a few but all it takes is a second of lowered defences and they catch a glimpse of my hollow core. Must remain vigilant.
>>66688337
Pic looks like it could be from my local estate tbqh.
Give me just one (1) good reason not to learn Welsh and move to a small farm near Snowdon.
>>66688429
*peanuts your tie*
>>66688337
take away the lepruchans and the potatoes and we're basically the north of England
*action posts*
>>66688435
So you have Irish travelers?
>>66688482
Yes a bunch of them live pretty close by, they drive around pulled by horse and cart, but the cart is just a bunch of metal tubes welded together.
>>66688448
Would you ever fuck off? You're the most Irish depreciating cunt about I'm questioning if you're actually Irish
Just fuck off
>>66688352
Haha that's alright lad.
*shouts you a pint*
going hog wild
>>66688436
Boring as fuck.
>>66688447
GREAT POST.
but it's a clip on tie
>>66687199
What are you taking away?
Got a new chair. Gonna have to break it in with a good wank later.
fun fact: Paul Newman once called William f Buckley a cunt to his face
60's were mental times
>>66688521
*positvely INHALES it*
ssssssssssSSSSSSSiiiiiiip
aaaaaaaa :)
>>66688436
that would be comfy
Me on the right
>he calls it peanut tie not boff knot
howling
Queen Was Eating Rancid Tofu, Yelling Uncouth Insults Over Philip's Angry Shouting. "Damn Fucking Gays," He Jeered, Kicking Lippy Zionist Xylophones Covered Variably By Nasty Mould
>>66688605
is this the irish cavalry
Its a fucking nipper in october lads
No precipitation this morning but the morning dew is frozen solid
Will 4chan survive to the new year?
Will I get my life together if I don't have 4chan to waste all my days on?
Will be having a ''''''catch up'''''' with my my manager soon where I reckon I'm gonna get sacked haha
business idea: make a new britchan when 4chan goes belly up
>>66688644
the only solution is to merge brit with britfeel on 4x2chan
i'm a big guy for you
>>66688663
Everyone where I work keeps saying I look ill and asking if I'm okay. Not sure what the fuck they're on about.
>>66688510
no we're basically west britain
Business idea: clothes that keep you warm when the weather gets cold
>>66688644
dunno
but 4chan seems to be the last true bastion of hedonistic do-all cyber-freedom
*jots that down for my next novel*
marvelous
>>66688699
It'll never catch on, I'm out
>>66688691
t. Palenigger
>>66688605
Looks exactly like where I live
>>66688699
>>66688699
Will they have sleeves? Because I only wear things without sleeves.
*spits out toothpick*
>>66688728
t.kulchie living off bennies from the pale
Business idea: shields that protect you from the rain
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
Queers Would Even Ravage The Yeti's Urethra, If Only Politicians Actually Stood Defiantly For Gay Humanitarian Justice. Koalas Love Zebra X-Rays: Calling Volume Blast Negates Megaphones
>>66688709
>but 4chan seems to be the last true bastion of hedonistic do-all cyber-freedom
>implying that isn't m,aster.chan
fucking outlanders
dont care
has there ever been a more delicious beverage?
When can we genocide the Irish again?
>>66688793
runtlife
>>66688767
dude like XDDDDDD nice suits and big parades fuck yer lol XXXDDDD
grow up you internet-germ
I'm back from my interview with Royal Mail, lads
Lot of guys queued up here, I'd say little more than half were young pakis, the other half were young whites and old whites
One of the interviewers was a guy I knew from primary school, I pretended I didn't know him but he said he knew me so I had to go though the motions of remembering him
He was very nice
Sat down
Chatted to an old white guy, he seemed nice too (I initiated the convo)
Then I spoke to a paki, he too seemed nice and like a lot of fun, he was easier to speak to than the white (paki initiated the convo)
Second stage of the interview was conducted by an old white guy, he seemed nice
Spent about an hour walking home
oh, the white bus driver who took me to the interview was nice too
>>66688793
Lilt
>having a boss
>having a salary
Literally cucked to the max. If you're not self-employed you might as well be NEET. You're basically asking for your spirit to be castrated
>>66688824
how so?
every time 4chan goes down, i just open up notepad and pretend i can still post
i even post the replies I think I'd get
>>66688793
You fucker, you have me in the mood for one now
>>66688813
2018, same time as the Scot genocide
/brit/ posters you recognize right away
>the irish who exclusively listens to 90's hip-hop because he wants to be a hard cunt
>>66688834
Shan't be reading one letter of this novella
>>66688859
>recognize
fuck off yank
>>66688834
oh and the guy from school recognised me straight away......I hate that I still look the same as when I was in primary school....or maybe it's good?
Just ate a whole victoria sponge
hello lads
>>66688859
one of the worst posters
Just ate Victoria's sponge
>>66688832
I don't need your patronizing rubbish. I'm not using "big words" or any crazy concepts for anyone who has at least gone through high school. but describing things the way you do gives a very inaccurate image and again is the main reason why people misunderstand and throw words around with abandon.
everything you said can be applied to a dozen other political ideas, from commies to tories, it doesn't explain motivations or reasons why.
enough acting like your some final authority coming down from reddit to make a post about how things are.
let them eat cake
>>66688859
the french leftist is insufferable
theres a sound frenchlad which makes it confusing
Quivering Willies Erect Rigidly To Yellow Ulcers If On Pale Arse Skin. Disgusting Fart Gas Has Just Killed Loutish Zulu, Xhosa, Canadian, Vanuatuan, Beninese, Nigerien Men
>>66688859
Just a shook one
Just put so much snus in my lip I feel like im gonna puke
Lit
>>66688911
>patronizing
>crazy
>dozen
FOY
>>66688859
That thin-skinned Aussie action poster who gets really offended when you call him the boring twat he is.
>>66688859
The nazi irish lad with the mohawk mullet
>>66688859
>the frog who loves nigger music
>the german/danish leftist jew
>the aussie that hates the irish
https://youtu.be/jEX0r9cs5_0
very nice song coming through (do not listen)
>>66688859
Chinese gf poster
>>66688859
Fuck of I don't want to be hard I just genuinely very much enjoy classic 90s rap you stupid cunt
>>66688366
LTP (Loving this post)!
>>66688834
Christmas casuals? I applied that too and was supposed to start a few weeks from now but I've already gotten a better job.
Can't be arsed calling to let them know I won't be showing up for it tbqh.
>>66688859
>tfw nobody would ever recognise me
smoking a cig in my room
>>66688993
(did not listen)
>>66688859
Irish gorilla wo claims to have an 84in reach at 6'2
>>66688760
We have those in the states. Only the coloreds use them :p
>>66689049
>claims
It's a fact
>>66689018
yeah, I've been hired twice over, once by an agency, once by royal mail themselves, not sure how this will resolve
>>66689084
dumb phoneposter
>mom quick take a pick of my arm
Quincy Williams Entertained Ravenous Triceratops: "Yes, Ugly Idiots Oppress Poor Attractive Sexy Dinosaurs. Foul, Greedy Humans Just Keep Leering." Zealous Xfactor Community Verbally Bullies Niggardly Meerkats
>>66689084
skinny twot
>>66688911
you've not said a single thing of worth
i'm completely ready to be persuaded - but that argument is old and tired, you said it yourself, everything i said can be applied to a dozen other political ideas, because each method of politcal thought brings with it's own brand image (aesthetic)
give up the internet-learned pseudo-intellect tripe
said nothing about big words or crazy concepts - i believe facism to be closer related to roman hellenism, ie. natural law, than aesthetics
Who here /bashthefash/?
Bounced this one runts head off the bitumen earlier, should've heard his wails
howling just remembering the whimpering little bigot
>>66688859
>Shan't be reading this
>>66688834
fuck off poleaboo
>>66689084
DYEL
>>66688663
>>66688678
False alarm, just came out of the meeting haha
>>66689084
Eat something you scrawny idiot.
Or is the potato famine still happening in your part of Ireland?
just started using clover lads
jaysus chrisht ha
>>66689135
>>66689143
>>66689107
I would pulverise every one of you one on one
I'm quick, powerful and technical
>>66689084
Mirin delts, nothin' else
>>66689141
did you have a nice catch up
>>66689165
LTP! (Loving this post!)
>>66689197
Or it could mean Liking this Post
>>66689165
I'd Rory McDonald your nose
>>66689165
I'm a tungsten belt (above black belt) in Wing Chun, bring it you fuck
>>66688859
poleaboo
the lad with the desk aka desklad
thailad
rorke
190cm
there isn't one main couple in black mirror that isn't interracial wtf
I actually miss working at mcdonalds
the manager there was a lovely bloke
office work is more depressing than retail
Just destroyed this aussie antifa twat lads, won't be spouting lefty bollocks anymore
>>66689211
Laughing my butt off
>>66689275
>butt
FOY
Can any of you guys help me remember where I parked my ca-
*Meep meep*
Oh! Haha! There it is!
>>66689254
blacked mirror
>>66689227
t. Casual fightfan
>>66689232
I'm sorry la, I know when to back off
>>66689167
Quite literally don't give a fuck yank, this isn't /fit/ nor do I care how much weight you lift because I'll bust your nose regardless. I'm just showing him that my reach is indeed above average.
Hilarious when people pretend to like coffee