ITT: we pretend to be American Hi I'm Dan from Minnesota

I'm Rick

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It's high noon.

que pedo putoooos

>>66687491
Hello there pardner. I'm Keith

my name justin

I hate foreskins.

I'm Bob from Arkansas, Arizona.
My favourite food is hamburger and I like to shoot with my guns and drive my automatic car. I hate negroes.

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>>66687611

Please take my money

No hablo inglés.

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>>66685499
Hey look, buddy!
I am an Engineer.
I solve practical problems. Yiipeekay yeyy!

Hi I'm Juan Carlos and no I'm not Mexican, I'm 1/58 Swedish and therefore part of the Nordic master race.

>>66688019
>hey I'm Dutch too!
Hoelang woon je dan al..
>eh no my great grandma was Dutch
And I slowly backed the fuck up.

Hey buddy, got change for a doller?
Gee, thanks

يحبيبي تبي تصلي معانه؟

>>66688358
>doller
>Irish in charge of spelling

DEY TUK R JERBS!! BIL DA WALL!! MAK MEHIKO PAY FER IT!!

>>66685499
I got a 6 pack of beer and I am going to get fucked up!

Hi I'm Hunter from Wyoming

Wow mary that sure is exciting to hear

>>66689072
Wow, nice comment, here's a tip!

I think I just shat myself

The feel of wanting to be american just hit me like a truck and I can't recover. I need help. Existence is void without burgers freedom and guns. Save me from this feeling. I can't stand it. uhHHH

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA WHERE DA GUNS AT!

>>66689207
>The feel of wanting to be american just hit me like a truck and I can't recover.

Were people in Nice ameriboos?

FUCK YEAH

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>>66689290

>>66689290
half of them were muzzies, so I doubt it.

I have no choice but to vote for Trump.

>>66685499
DUUUDE
BRAAAAAH

How ya'll doing? :)

I just woke up and I was shot.