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korean pop

love

get him janny

SIC HIM JAN

so lonely
so alone

reality has an irish bias

anyone who celebrates halloween is culturally appropriating white people

>>66682848
https://twitter.com/daftlimmy/status/660370028018180097

>>66682797
>tfw radical centrist

hey ireland Conor McGregor's fighting here in a couple of weeks

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I don't even have the motivation to eat. I literally cannot even muster the motivation to get of my fucking arse and take care of one of my basic human needs. I've just been pissing on the fucking carpet in the corner of my room recently and my room smells fucking vile because I can't be fucking FUCKED to go to the fucking toilet. Soon I'll just start shitting on the floor as well I bet. But this is rediculous, I'm really really hungry yet I SIMPLY CANNOT will myself to get something to eat. All I can do anymore is browse 4chan. That's it. That's literally all I do all day every day and I don't even really enjoy doing it that much. Nothing else brings me satisfaction or entertainment anymore, everything is a chore, I just want to sleep forever. I can never escape this chronic laziness and boredom.

>>66682902
mate of mine fingered him in a disco in carlow

>>66682759
korean poop

>>66682907
stop whinging, some of us have been doing that for years

>>66682907
starving the body whilst feeding the 3rd eye I see

spend a lot of time watching cookery on YouTube when I'm bored but I'm never arsed enough to get the ingredients to make anything new

give me one good reason why I shouldn't jump in front of the next speeding train lads

i think about it a lot but this time the thought actually makes me feel good

so hotpoint sell a load of faulty tumble dryers that explode and then charge people £100 to replace them

how the fuck are they getting away with that

>>66682907
Go for a walk you moody spacker, you'll feel better after some exercise.

>>66682947
runt life

Any of you fine lads at the south bank right now?

>>66682962
Did you even read my post? I don't even have the motivation to stand up.

>>66682955
There is no reason why you shouldn't do what you love

>>66682965
take that back

>>66682955
do you think you'd be missed? would the world be a better place with you gone?

>>66682907
if this is real, jesus christ mate get it together

going to do the haha yes! washing up yep the old washing up haha yes!

haha yes!

For those who are being disrespectful about her outfit: it's called lolita and is an actual legitimate clothing and accessory style that grown women do wear. She's not being creepy, just has a lot of style and knows what she likes! And good lord, do I wish I could afford it! You look beautiful, Andrea!

great thread

>>66682996
ah yes the haha yes washing up

>>66682983
true
>>66682992
I think people would miss me, only reason I haven't yet done it is because of the effect it would have on my parents. In regards to whether the world would be better or worse I feel it wouldn't make much difference

do you ever wonder if career YouTubers or sportspeople (i.e. people who add nothing to society) ever wake up one day and realise they've wasted so much time?

>>66682992
someone leaving always leave a hole in the world, good or bad
there's a whole universe revolving around someone and that goes for everyone, even the worse shut in hikkis here

>>66682907
pics of the piss

>>66682981
Then have fun rotting in your room I guess.

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>>66683022
you are so heavily spooked you probably thing college actually teaches you something

>>66683030
yes, the problem is that sometimes the hole is better than the person it replaces

>>66683022
what do you had to society mate

>>66683043
mong twat

>>66683043
why do yanks say college when they mean university

>>66683043
the state of this yank mong

>>66683063
What does college mean in britland? Here it's the name of residential halls

>>66682907
why are brits so autistic
serious replies only

>>66683043
explain the spook meme

>>66683061
add*

>>66683054
not true. everyone is worth something, even the most worthless

>>66683061
I could be a cashier at tesco and objectively add more to society than someone who spends their life kicking balls around or playing computer games

@66683022
>what is entertainment
fuck off hatman

>>66683043
>t. graduate from the university of life

>>66683088
>not true. everyone is worth something, even the most worthless
cute

some people are worth less than nothing

>>66683022
Do you ever wake up in fear about all the time you've wasted shitposting?

>>66683078
not enough irish genes

>>66683075
college is where you go to do A levels and other qualifications, unless you go to a 6th form.

Some universities here have colleges in them which are effectively just fancy residential halls, yeah.

>>66683063
college and uni are interchangeable here

Our best university is called trinity college so I think thats why maybe

>>66682754
nice cat

>>66683085
something that would be useless if people stopped caring about it
ie: laws

>>66683092
they make people cheerful and happy by entertaining them. you put cash in a machine and get paid less than nothing. get a grip

>>66683101
bit pessimistic that

>>66683063
It's the same thing really

I mean we have colleges in our universities but they're synonymous here

>>66683085
read this I guess
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Stirner#Philosophy

Dating in your 30s and 40s is like, "I wonder what this person's tragedy is"

>>66683088
>not true. everyone is worth something, even the most worthless

come on lad, grow up. We arent in primary school anymore

reading /brit/ is like "I wonder whose post from /r/showerthoughts this was stolen from"

>>66683115
So college is secondary school to you?

>>66683156
>when a 50 year old talks about their boyfriend/girlfriend

makes you wonder what went wrong in their life

>>66683156
if i was 40 and on a date I wouldnt give a fuck
I'd just be happy to have a chance not to die alone

>>66683169
For vocational skills mainly. After secondary school.

>>66683169
no, secondary school is secondary school

After secondary school you go to college (or 6th form) to do A levels, and then you go to uni

>>66683185
I think >>66683156 would be from your date's perspective lad

>he thinks the point of life is to settle down with some yat and have a bunch of mediocre children

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>reading /brit/ is like "I wonder whose post from /r/showerthoughts this was stolen from"

>>66683158
I think a lot of you would be less miserable if you dared to see the world from the other side of the coin

lads what should I make for dinner tonight

lent a girl at work my jumper yesterday and she just text me saying she slept in it

does she like me? not sure why she'd say that

>>66683220
chips

>tfw out of baccy
populists are at it again

>>66683236
did she send it unprompted? good sign desu

>>66683220
Something that involves a bit of every ingredient you have.

>>66683236
>does she like me?
sounds like it but it's impossible to say without knowing the exact circumstances

don't post about this anymore

>>66683236
nonce

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>>66683236
unironically yes

>>66683243
>he likes eating crisps for dinner

letters are all designed to show the sounds made when air is expelled from the mouth and as such it is impossible to accurately write the sound that hannibal lecter makes

had a wash
scrubbed my bollocks and that

>>66683243
that's not a balanced meal

>>66683255
EEEEERRR give me a dish to make

>>66683236
Fucked it lad

>>66683249
>>66683260
>>66683263
>>66683268
thanks lads, going to text her and ask her for the sex

>>66683269
thats a noggin jogger

>>66683236
ask her her phone number lad

http://www.strawpoll.me/11522295

http://www.strawpoll.me/11522295

http://www.strawpoll.me/11522295

>>66683285
nonce

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need lauren gf

>>66683305
probably already has it seeing as she texted him you absolute breadbin

>>66683277
Entirely depends on what ingredients you have, I thought it would be fun to try and make something that involved everything you have but doesn't taste awful.

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haha redditors are crazy

>>66683325
think you just got tricked mate

>tfw 4chan is literally dying
I will probably kill myself when it happens

>>66683311
it's decided then

>>66683220
pasta salad

>>66683339
LooOOooOOooOOooL!!!!!!!
are they literally <11? reddit needs to be nuked

>>66683339
would laugh if that happened on the chong

>>66683339
never watched the big bang theory but I imagine this type of cringey yank shit reddit humour is highly evocative of it

>>66683366
bit pathetic that

>>66683366
and do you think that will make an impact on the world? will anyone note your absence?

>>66683339
really not a fan of anyone involved in that

cheltenham

>>66683383
yes
>>66683385
no

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new meme: deputy_D

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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

*votes Lib Dem*
*starts talking to people in a de haut en bas manner*

>>66683439
>de haut en bas
can't you say condescending you fucking spastic

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>>66683430
>Anne Hegarty
A N N E
MENTIONED

>>66683471
touché

gonna do a poo

wish me luck boyos

going to look in the fridge and freezer to find some stuff then just through it all together and cook some tasty stuff

>>66683497
haha me too

>>66683471
No, why would I? It's not my fault people don't know French.

cock's getting chafed from all the wanking

need to take a break

>>66683504
>then just through it all together
Haha .. oh .. uhm .. hahah, wow!

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>>66683521

>>66683219
im not miserable im just unsatisfied because my life is boring

>>66683521
tickle your prostate then

>>66683512
ferme là espèce de crouillat

>>66683538
nothing is refraining you from making your life entertaining though. don't you have hobbies or something

>>66683236
yeah she probably does
girls like the smell of lads they like that why they always borrow hoodies and jumpers

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god haha xx

gf said she is going to cuck me and she doesn't care if I like it

HOWLING
walking home from gym and saw some normie runt crying on the bench lads, must have lost his gf

i was fucking SCREECHING

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>tfw too intelligent to defecate solid stool

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>>66683529
oh dear
how embarrassing

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>>66683562
this. You smell comforts her and probably makes her think of u and gets her wet

get in there son

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Woman is the nigger of the world

>>66683583
lol saw a lad sobbing on the phone recently saying that he just want to see his (ex)gf for 5 minutes and that he doesn't want to lose her
very very funny

>>66683560
yeah I really do need to find a hobby other than video games
The main problem is im doing a uni course I hate but I'm in 3rd year so I have to keep going

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>>66683623
> walking home from gym again a few weeks ago
> see a couple arguing
> woman is just like "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY SHAUN"

normie life is a meme

nvm no poo came out
another day, it seems

>>66683583
>crying in public
honestly pathetic
expect to see that more and more as masculinity is constantly shunned to children

>>66683609
>You smell
>of u
>gets her wet

underage mong out

>>66683630
what are you studying?

>>66683644
at least hide urself when sobbing nahmean hahaa

>>66683666
computer science
its really good for gettig a job but its so boring. I feel like falling asleep every lecture

VOTE NOW

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
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>>66683661
This cuck has never had his knuckles deep in minge. Sad!

who /meme tier degree/ here

>>66683690
>its really good for gettig a job but its so boring
o lord
studying something which you don't really like just to get a job you won't like either
this is where you fucked.

>>66683700
should add strawpoll faggots to the list

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>>66683660
I'd cry if i were some disgusting Irish mick runt tbqh

>>66683666
exactly la haha

if you didn't excercise tonight why did you even get out of bed this morning?

tfw to tired to do anything but can't sleep either

>>66683736
yeah but how can you tell you dont like coding when you never do it until uni?
I was gonna do history but thats a meme degree

>>66683755
I'd cry if I saw my failed state slowly but surely get reconquered by Ireland

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>>66683785
> there are UNFIT people ITT right now
CANNOT FABRICATE

>>66683785
still in bed rn
MIGHT get out

I would go out tonight

but I have got any friends to ask

>>66683810
join the engineering masterrace lad

>>66683816
boggles the mind

what'd you do tonight bruZ

>>66683785
>Talking to girl
>She starts laughing
>'Jesus anon you're a beast! You could kill my boyfriend only using one hand XD'
That alpha male feel.

>>66683810
if you like history just had to do a history degree tbH
you can become a teacher I guess and that pays well (at least here it does)
but when you wake up everyday you'll be like "another day studying something I like" instead of "uhhhh let's go to class today"
people just need a drive to lead an interesting and rich life. if you stroll through life mindlessly of course it's going to be poor and boring

>>66683851
>maths
nah you're alri

>>66683887
I have a cs degree can i move to fronc (not paris pls)?

>>66683836
personally because i haven't got a stitch to wear

>>66683882
Then you woke up.

>>66683858
did 132.5kg squats, 50kg OHP and 105kg deadlifts

fell behind a lot on deadlifts due to form issues but that's all taken care of now so i'm slowly climbing up on that

not much but i've only been lifting for like...nearly 4 months

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>>66683583

>>66683887
I would switch but I've already paid €9000 so I cant drop out

>>66683882
not very alpha when he's the one shagging her and you're not mate

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>>66682797
Daaw'

It's alright bby :3

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>give the pakis the footballers wages to give to the (((kids)))

why are Australians always howling and screeching

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every descendents fan is a fucking idiot, pic related

>he feel for the lifting meme
Big is out lads. All the gym rats made it unpopular, you're cucking yourselves tbqh

fanny chmelar

thought i was getting 1gb/s on my torrent but then i realised that was how much it had already downloaded

found out the girl i like used to go out with a fatty

this is worse than if she went out with a wog 2bh

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>>66683583

CREASING UP at this post

>>66683997
desu i am inclined to agree with this, but fitness and strong never goes out of style yanno
>>66683948
siq one man dont forget cardio

*puts on my robe and wizard hat*

>>66683954
I could have that fuckhole whenever I wanted it, she just admitted it herself.

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Did you know Ancient Greek, Irish and Iranian mythology are closely related? In greeces case they have Hercules who's life and deeds are smiliar to that of cuchullain, can't remember the Iranians name but he took the head off a great hound just like cuchullain

did washing up also sat outside had couple of cigarettes and made tea

warm out

>>66683700
Definitely the Aussie option. Cannot stand those boring, witless cunts.

>>66684039
yee lad do about 6-7km of running twice every week
would do it three times but my fucking wagecuck job gets in the way

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The runt of screeching so I'm taking it on a walk.

>>66683700
Who are you calling a nonce?

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>Did you know Ancient Greek, Irish and Iranian mythology are closely related?

>>66684057
The celts originated in Anatolia so maybe they drew inspiration from each other

>>66684103
Fuck of cunt it was interest

>>66684118
It's theorised it's because Greeks, Iranians and Irish are all indo European, not to mention all the contact between Persians and ancient greeks

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>Did you know Ancient Greek, Irish and Iranian mythology are closely related?

>>66684093
good lad, good luck

>>66684101
Pretty clear isn't it, you dumb cunt

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>cuchullain

>>66684160
>>66684181
I'll scalp the both of you cunts with a hurl just like cuchullaim did

>>66684167
thanks lots la x
having girls smile at me more makes it worth it

>>66684054
whatever so you say you orbiter

>>66684176
Sad cunt

really glad ive grown out of an interest in petty crime and drug dealing

>>66684201
>>66684234
>>66684241
Orbiters

>>66683909
>not paris
>not wanting to live in the greatest city in the world
poor runt

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>really glad ive grown out of an interest in petty crime and drug dealing

>>66684254
Did u act on it Bruce?

> normie housemate is a self-professed "foodie"
> he doesn't like seafood
> thinks cheese is "mouldy and that yeah?"
> doesn't like liver or any offal
> didn't know that stock was made by boiling bones and meat in water - thought it was just "chemicals made to taste like chicken and stuff"
> thought my loose-leaf tea was coffee
> doesn't like mushrooms because of "the texture"
> appears to only eat chicken breasts doused in nandos sauce with cous cous and peas

fucking h a t e normies, words can't even describe it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfLIhiNWtsI

runts made me a music video lads what do you think

>>66684286
lazy town does my nut

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>I'm an Italian
>on a general dedicated to Britain

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confession: i fucking love kpop

>>66684286
I think you've posted this more than once and if you keep it up you're cruisin for a bruisin

>>66684285
reminds me of the self proclaimed tech geek i know who went into a rage trying to figure out why his wmv file wasnt playing on a mac

>>66684285
Offal is bottom-tier pleb food though.

>>66684320
>There are 'adult' males who think these slags haven't been fucked by producers

>>66684241
I'm guessing you're that window-licking angry Wakefield nonce

>>66684320
genuinely dislike kpop but like gnocchi are kaz and moggers

>>66683700
>implying i'm lying

literally, unironically have a gf

>>66684286
Well they certainly fucked that one alright didn't they

loving the irony in this thread, absolutely dripping with it

*is sleeping in my bed calmly*

zzzz

>>66684358
Get a life pal and stop crying on your computer

>>66684263
What does Paris have that Bordeaux and Toulouse doesn't? (excluding terrorism and horrible weather)

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Is Wakefieldlad here??

>>66682759
based

>>66684365
It blows my fucking mind I just a rimjob from some nerdy girl while people ITT haven't even kissed one. Baffling.

centrism looks good on paper but doesn't work in practice

>>66684353
not at all - and even if you don't like offal in general, ignoring the deliciousness of liver and pate, etc, is unbelievably runty.

sort yourself out before you reply to me again

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mummy tell me a story

>>66684414
yeah nah offal is runt tier meat

>>66684387
Says the fat nonce who constantly gets BTFO and does nothing but sulk. kek

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>deliciousness

>Wakefieldlad

Not a real person, a fake persona, a mask. He's shit scared to fight an actual boxer like me, the ridiculous cunt claims to train with the UFC except there's not a single person from Wakefield on the UFC roster.

He's just a talker of shite, a ponce, a shirt lifter, a gimp, a boy George, a fruit

>>66684391
huge cultural gap
if you're a small town lad it won't matter to you, but I grew up in paris so it's really different. Bordeaux and Toulouse are really nice places, but it's kinda irrelevant. still "big" cities though, like birmingham or manchester would be in britain I guess?
also Toulouse had terrorism problems in early 2012 lad

>>66684436
spacker, fuck off and eat some more nandos

>>66684402
>tfw kissed about 20 people and had sexual experiences with 5 of them

gf one day maybe

>>66684414
Don't mind liver but if you're honestly telling me that you like the texture and favour of intestines then you're a bit of a weird one, to be brutally honest with you.

>>66684437
Stop crying because you didnt want to meet

one day sex

>>66684466
Ah yes, very good argument. Very good.

*goes back to reading the FT*

>>66684480
No one is travelling to a northern shithole to meet a gormless thick paki nonce.

>>66684450
Who are you?

FONTs

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>>66684401

>>66684286
me the superhero

my only youtube video has 64 likes and 1 dislike

>>66684450
you're that irish dude into boxing aren't you

>>66684358
Reminder he's 5'5. If you're that small you have to go the nonce route.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Sg0WGy9YA

posting a tune

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>tfw to smart to banter and stereotype other posters

>>66684475
talking more about kidney, heart, liver, etc,

the state of you if you don't enjoy pate or a steak and kidney pie

>>66684501
He's the angry Irish nonce.

>>66684499
Not you definetley as you can't handle it

>>66684516
have another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_YVXAFSPxE

*adds ketchup to pasta*
mm delicious

blue cheese? haha no... it's mouldy

>tfw no girls reply to my messages on online dating sites

>>66684464
>huge cultural gap
How is that a bad thing? Sorry but I don't want to see muslims everywhere

>like birmingham or manchester would be in britain I guess?
nah those runty I guess it would be more like Bavaria and Germany?

Is it hard to find a job in Bordeux and Toulouse?

>>66684320
>k-pop anon is finally posting in the breads

Please keep doing this

>>66684501
You know who I am, I called you out yesterday and asked for your email, what gym you train in and where you live so we could arrange something

>>66684528
Only nonce here is you pal. Like to see you call people nonces in real life not on here acting big.

>>66684512
>you're that skinny irish manlet into shitposting aren't you

>>66684285
not as bad but I have a chink roommate who seems to think he can cook. He loads oil, salt and foul smelling sauce over everything he eats and genuinely thought salt was good for you too, had to explain to him it isn't a good idea to put it on very meal you eat.

>>66684554
who the fuck adds ketchup to pasta

>>66684558
>Sorry but I don't want to see muslims everywhere
Well it's too late for that, England is pakicock central sadly.

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>>66684535
>can't handle a dumb paki thinking he's amir khan.

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>>66684573
>Skinny
Not skinny, muscle insertions in my arm are just very long because of my highly above average 83 inch reach, I'm 14.5 stone

Would knock ur lights out anyway

>>66684558
nahhh Bordeaux is growing so I think it would be the right time to move there. Toulouse is a different story, but it's still fairly easily to work there
also 70% of the newcomer to Bordeaux in 2015 (approx 10k people) were from Paris lol
Nantes is also booming right now

>>66684579
>loads oil, salt and foul smelling sauce over everything
pretty sure that *is* genuine chinese cookery

>>66684579
>foul smelling sauce
its called garum you scrunt

>tfw had sexual experiences but no sex

>definetley
Confirmed Rasheed

>>66684525
>heart
Disgusting, gristly stuff desu. I get the sentiment behind making the most out of an animal but most internal organs are not pleasant to eat.

>tfw had no sexual experiences and no sex

>>66684579
sounds like normal asian cuisine to me lad haha

>>66684596
>Says the dumb kilt wearing ginger prick as he injects some more heroine into his arse

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gf is wearing with around town, she is such a attention whore

>>66684571
You're a taxi-driving paki rat fiddling underage girls in a northern shithole.

Kill yourself.

>>66684650
>a attention

Girl here, AMA

>>66684650
The hair, uniform and neck looks nice and all but I'm sure she's really a mong in the facial region

>irish nonce taking the memes seriously and actually trying to fight someone
Hooting

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>a attention

>>66684604
You're a skinny gypo nonce with emotional problems and delusions

Fuck off you IRA spudnigger bog-trotting, terrorist scumbag

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Why are the Japanese such Anglophiles?

DBS certificate has arrived so I can be a volunteer in a school. They have surprisingly little information on them.

>>66684570
Wasn't even on here yesterday I was at work during the day so don't know who you called out. Only came on late. I've said where I live round on here before pal.

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>>66684606
Are they Parisians or "Parisians"?

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Post stuff that really makes you think

>>66684679
Irish nonce and Wakefield nonce are fucking seething.

absolutely munted lads

>>66684703
Both of them are on their phones so neither

>>66684593
Lad.
Come on.

>>66684608
>>66684640
The funny part is I grew up as an expat in China so I know what chinese cuisine is like, and even the shit I used to eat was never this horrendous

Though he is from the south, and they generally have more oily shit that passes for """cuisine"""

could literally beat the guts out of everyone ITT using nothing but my left fist

>>66684658
You're the paki on here from down south.

>>66684729
Can you kill me please?

anyone got that video that the billionaires want banned?

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>could literally beat the guts out of everyone ITT using nothing but my left fist

>>66684604
Lamao how tall are you?

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>>66684695
normal Parisians who want calm and less stress in a smaller city. Also Paris isn't as bad as you think, only the parts in red is what I would judge too "multicultural". Rest is just like your Godard films, maybe there's the odd black lad but that's it. It's really not as bad as face of a dying nation would make you believe it is

>>66684745
>his uncle got cucked by the IRA
H O W L I N G

>>66684747
168cm of pure undisputed power ya poof

>>66684730
I'm further North than you, you fucking shitskin skiprat

>>66684767
You from Leeds?

could literally wipe the floor with this irish gobshite

full on lamoing at it the scrawny little eejit

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>>66684703
unironically

>>66684745
I'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse, little guy.

>>66684747
6'2

>>66684745
Your uncle got killed by the ira you little nonce lmaoing @ how it tramautised you

>>66684688
You wouldn't say it to my face or come down to limerick ya fucking slimey unionist rodent

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>tfw its finally time for me to start posting kpop again
feels good man

>>66684782
Keep going

>>66684782
LEEDS SCUM LEEDS SCUM

>>66684796
Keep going

>>66684795
Ill smash a potato on your head pack it in bellend

>>66683562

Wish I'd known this fact before today desu.

>>66684796
quite the alluring outfit if I may say so myself not a fan of yellos though haha

lads why are images taking for fucking ever to load

>>66684824
>Australia

Irish genocide when?

>>66684824
I think it's your internet mate

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>>66684805

>>66684799
Should have guessed. Bradford paki.

>>66684835
when you get a gf

>>66684843
Keep going.

>>66683630
Spend less time on vidya, it achieves nothing.

Learn to play the guitar, go for a bike ride.

>>66684846
Keep going

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>>66684833
>>66684836
F-FUCK OFF IT ISN'T EVEN MY FAULT

Saw this girl on the tram wearing far too much makeup
and she'd had plastic surgery done on her lips
she looked like a right mong

>>66684859
preston

>>66684872
Did you tell her?

>>66684870
Fuck off and don't mention me again paki

>k-keep going

Who does this English poof think he is? If he came to my island I would have him shot and I'm not even joking about that

>>66684796
why did you stop?

could really smash the shit out of every populist ITT using only my bare arguments and solid reasoning

have a tits fetish desu lads

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What is this slags name?

wish the gf wasn't a vegetarian

>>66684285
>> doesn't like liver or any offal

i never got into offal. not sure if its very popular in australia anymore.

>>66684906
>>66684906
>>66684906
>>66684906
cheeky new

>>66684874
To the right.

>>66684767
Inverness?

>>66684908
was going to tell you but you call her a slag so now I wont

>>66684908
Julia Roberts

>>66684908
Lucy Hopper

>>66684952
>>66684952
>>66684952
new

>>66684908
Rodney P