>be canadian >get fat

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>be japan
>get nuked

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>CANada

>be gook
>shorter than western women

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>>66680320
>Be Australian
>Get Emu'd

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>>66680320
>be Australian
>get Chinked

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>be
>cease to be

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>b
>not a

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>>66680326
>be strayan
>GET THUNDER RIVER'D

>be finn
>gol

>>66680417
>be chink
>get BLEACHED

>>66680495

>be gook

>get surgeries because too ugly to show yourselves

>bee urself
>get called racist fuck

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>>66680320
>Be Australia
>Get Yank'd

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>be me
>don't come up with anything funny

>>66683857
>be USA
>get SPIC'D

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>bee yourself
>die a virgin

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>be american
>get shot

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>be poo
>get loo'd

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>be Canuck
>get cucked

>be Venezuelan
>go bankrupt

>be canuck
>get chink'd

>be american
>get shot

>be american
>get sharts

>be swede
>get cucked