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>>66680068
Not so fast, mitra

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Combo breaker

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>>66680737
haha, faggot

>>66680068
just trying to help this thread not die :)

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>>66680737
Designated combo breaker

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Do most of indian women look like her?

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>>66680804

No, 99.9999% of Indian women look like pic related

>>66680804
I'd poo in her loo.

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>>66680804
No. I wish they would.

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>>66680872
>Dravidian
wew

>>66680872
Jesus, is that really what India has to offer?

>>66680068
Nervous are we?

>>66681268
Some of them don't want to fit the western beauty standards, some are unable to

तुम सब चुतीया लोग देश का नाम डुबोने के लिए तुले हुए हो। भैनचोद! भोसड़चोदी वालों!

ये Finland, Bulgaria, USA और Russian Federation वालों की माँ का भोसड़ा!

>>66681389
>ऐन. आर. आई
>केयरिंग अबाउट देश का नाम ओन अ समोअन सोप कार्विंग कल्लेकटिव

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>>66681453
Nice proxy, Pajeet

>2016
>worshipping Jew on stick
>not Kali
top kek at chistians

>>66681586
>2016
>worshipping anyone

Tanjit my honeyduck

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holy shit

/desi/? more like
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lmao

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>written languages that aren't latinized

>>66680804
u wish

Why are pooloo programmers such shit?

I get the $15 / hour for typing, but why call them programmers? It's data entry.

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>>66681007
> tfw no malayali gf

>>66685156
vindaloo

>>66680294
Indian Royal Forces?

>>66684741
because indians are taught to think that way, no joke

i'm too lazy to go into detail but here's the gist of it:

1. indians are way too social (at the very least compared to westerners), thus leading to a deficiency in brains, same way as blacks are

2. indian education overall is shit. the teachers here only teach you what to think rather than "how to think"

3. most likely the code is written by someone who only went into programming because it makes money and not because they have a passion for it (this is probably the biggest reason)

i might be able to think of more but that's all that's coming to my mind atm

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>>66687148
Only thing royal in India is this

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And it's British from the 1960s.

>>66687725
> now a subsidiary of Eicher Motors Limited, an Indian automaker

>>66687691
people who are "passionate" about programming are the worst. i fucking hate working with those cunts.

>>66681575
>Pajeet
Where the fuck did this come from anyway. I've never seen or heard it outside 4chin.

>>66684741
Leonard Suskind is a very smart guy, I have watched some of his lectures. I have an impression that Americans are smart. I have hired an American programmer, his name is Tyrone. I am sure he would not disappoint me.

>>66688561
It's a common Indian name

>>66680872
Can you give me the links of that survey result which concludes that 99.999% of Indian women look like women in that picture.

>>66688645
It's really not. At all.

>>66688645
>It's a common Indian name
Is it? I am not Indian myself but I am surrounded by them, never heard that name before. Shit loads of Sanjays though.

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>>66688645
It is misspelled form of the Punjabi name 'Param Jeet' which means 'ultimate victory' in Punjabi language.

>>66688854
>Sanjay
>Aditya
>Rajesh
These should be pretty common for you guys.

>>66688172
what i mean by passionate is shit like coding from when they were younger, actually caring about their job instead of waiting to clock out once the hour hand hits 5 in the evening etc

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Tanjit, my honeyduck

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>>66688561
came from this

>>66684741
The education system here is retarded.
People spend hours studying physics, chemistry and maths in the final two years of school so that they can get computer engineering in a decent college. Doesn't matter if they haven't even written a hello world program before.
The college system is so fucked up, I don't even know where to begin. It's just about mugging up a truckload of theory. The """""practical""""" classes are just about making meme programs that demonstrate some of that theory. Not only does this pathetic system kill creativity, it also kills any chance of the students actually developing interest in programming.

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What's the origin of OP's pic as a meme?

>>66689407
It's exactly the same in the US.

>>66689783
Hey at least the rest of the world sucks up to your degrees.

>>66689816
this is undoubtedly true, but i never understood why.
the "americans are fucking retarded"meme is 100% true.

>>66689783
I haven't studied at an American university, so I don't know how true that is.
Thing is, your unis give the students a lot of freedom. I have no interest in operating systems, and I will NEVER do a job involving OS development.
Yet, I have to spend three semesters learning about them. No freedom to select my subjects. Also, attendance is mandatory and you have to spend 8 hours in college from Monday to Friday.
This leaves people like me very little time to work on projects. I was developing a huge android app but I had to drop that in the middle. I did make another nice project for the semester, a search engine for the Tor network, but the teacher was too dumb to understand it and I don't think I will get very good grades.

>>66688918
don't forget Sandeep

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>>66690077
>that police officer
Yes

>>66690050
It's the same thing with forced technical classes in any American university.

I had to take random shit like Operating Systems, Electronic Circuits, and Advanced Databases too. Now I'm a web developer and all is that knowledge is useless.

Not only that, but US schools also force you take meme classes like "History of Black Theatre Arts" or "Latino Literature of The 19th century" even if you're majoring as a fucking engineer.

The only difference I guess, is that attendance isn't mandatory here. I always skipped classes because most professors are boring and ineffective, so the only way you could possibly learn anything is by staying home and teaching yourself.

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>>66690077
> there's tight indian poon all over my city
GOD BLESS THE USA

>>66690596

>indian poo all over my city

Fixed

>>66690513
but is it in the loo

soon

>>66688854
you need more Alis

we need more Indian posters on this board

>>66693945
ip range banned tho

>>66694004
seriously? why?

>>66694048
"spammers" apparently but i think its just hiroshimoot trying to get us to buy 4chan passes

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>>66689783
You guys can bitch all you want but one way or another there's never a lack of good software engineers. So I am not sure what your point is, really.

>>66690513
So how would you fix the broken system, genius? Fuck college, just take a web development crash course for a couple of weeks and land a high paying job? Sorry it doesn't work this way. CS stands for computer science, not web development.

>>66693945
>1.3 billion people
>only thing stopping them is being ignorant (sticking to youtube, fb) or being poor
Even then it's just a matter of time. You do realize the internet itself is gonna get hijacked.

>>66694538
dey comin

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I can die peacefully now

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Why do Indians shitpost on Facebook so much?

>>66695975
It's the "OOOOH SHINY" reaction. You guys went through it back in the 60s or something probably.

>>66695975
i named my snivy in b2w2 "this snek"

gud times

>>66695975
>asks why anyone shitposts on Facebook

Have you ever used Facebook?

>>66696026

>You guys went through it back in the 2010s or something probably.

Fixed. Facebook is only a global phenomenon because self-indulgent college shitposting.

American software engineer that has to deal with too many of you over here

is computer science literally religion in India?

>>66696963
Why do you think their gods have so many arms?

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Best answer. Vishnu had mad programming skillz

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seriously though
tell me the step by step process to getting a desi gf as a poor non-white manlet

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>>66697481
Life is an endless journey. Don't worry you can always try again in the next life.

Hello boys

>>66697561
Don't give me that reincarnation bullshit, I want a smelly desi gf RIGHT NOW.

>>66697561
>get reincarnated as Mexican

FTGE

>>66680872
fact

Does India have its own chan?

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Loochan

>>66697561
How do I get a /fit and educated Desi gf?

>>66699674
Quora is close enough.

>>66681760
>20:00 in Russia
>Tv switches on for mandatory Putin adoration
>you go jack off instead
>die 2 days later
>2 shots to the head
>officially ruled a suicide

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>Designated memes and anons wanting to know how to get a desi girlfriend

>>66701148
>Be Indian or White
>Have money

Indian women have fat bellies, they need to have better diets or exercise more

hello desis, my parents are from india. i like desi music. specifically punjabi music

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hmmm...

>>66703682
ANSWER THE QUESTION

HOW
2
GET
DESI
GF
??????

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>>66694538
I often think about that. Do you think there will be a lot more indians, chinese and african posters in the future? How would that change a website like this one? What kind of memes would be see?

>>66704941
>that one Croatian guy obsessed with brown women
The only poster I see more than this guy and I can identify is the German ""Greek""

>>66705186
Most Chinese already have internet access. But since most don't speak English well, they tend to stick mostly to Chinese websites. More Indians and Africans can speak English, so their presence on English speaking websites will increase a lot.

>>66705094
Find one at uni, engage in friendly conversation, compliment her and carry on from there

>>66687903

Do you even understand British Enfield and it's history?

Fucking hell. Stupid pajeets. It's not that hard.