/brit/

>>>/qa/788670

hiro lives in france

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need to go paris before the shut the borders desu

Pooing right now

>>66679210
>>66679233
sorry lads was doing a bf1 game and took a while to track down

begins at that post and follow it down
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/66095810/#66099223

>>66679426
dafug

Killer of 4chan lives in France...interesting.

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Rate her, guys

>>66679501
average

>>66679501
4

Asked the Chinese gf if she learnt Yank English at school and she got really offended haha

Her fault for using 'mom'

>unlock phone for first time this morning whilst in the bus
>it's still on /gif/

haha yeah that could have gone worse

Just remembered a story from year 7 lads, makes me howl every time

>One of the first history lessons of year 7
>Learning about MLK
>We read a short paragraph about him then the teacher asks us questions
>Teacher asks 'What dream did MLK have?'
>Lad sitting next to me shouts 'a wet one'

>>66679541
where'd you meet her originally?

>>66679574
Haha similar thing happened to me but with Israel's fucking machines

have an appointment with the oul autism counsellor today

spastic is spanish and has an awful spanish accent

reckon they're just humouring me and i have minimal autism
stupid ma agreed to bring her friend with cancer up to the hospital (((dublin))) so I have to be up in about 4 hours and ive drank a bottle of shite scotch whisky

>>66679416
how dear you

>>66679648
kevin

>>66679648
alri kev

Morning gents

>moot keeps the site running for years
>gookmoot has it a year and hes already filling it with malware ads and saying its going to go offline because its not profitable

asians are worse than jews desu

>>66679680
He's just squeezing it for shekels, plenty of people want to buy it, so it has no reason to go down.

>>66679680
he's full of shit

>>66679622
I've read your post

>>66679705
he will hold it for ransom before he sells it.

>>66679680
>buys an anime website linked to cyber and actual terrorism, paedophilia, mass shootings everything awful
>complains because he cant make a profit out of it

howling

what a spastic runt

>>66679426
if I ever see him outside do not worry I will deck him

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Whenever I'm memeing it takes me approx 5.47 seconds to find and insert four frog emojis and one crying face. Thanks to apple I now be able to insert at least two coffee mugs and maybe even a flexing arm (depending on their scroll functionality) in the same amount of time.
Innovation for thinking differently :^)))

>>66679727
perhaps
>>66679742
He's probably made more out of it this year than moot ever did any previous year.

*walks coolly into the thread, hoodie up, looking down, a little beat in my step*
*nodding head, quicker and quicker*
*pulls hoodie down*
*Lose Yourself starts playing loudly*

alright lads i'm here

>>66679727
when i win the lotto ill buy it

>>66679782
is this for real

>>66679754
pls have sex with me big strong virile frenchman

>>66679799
u have a once in a lifetime chance to gtfo of the thread faget

>>66679824
yep
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37787487

Most normie birth months:

>July
>June
>March
>April
>May

>>66679804
he's not selling
this is his private harem to abuse as he wishes

>>66679851
at least it's for different software and such
thought it was only for emojis. how crazy would that be haha

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>>66679851
>Facebook Pro
now only $3999 for the ultra deluxe zero ports edition! comes with an outdated i5 and 200gb hard drive.

>>66679782
>>66679824
>>66679893
fuck off poor swines

literally the best OS for a laptop

stick to your DOS Shell, twats

>>66679646
We both live in the same town, she's here for uni and we just got talking somehow.

>>66679937
>somehow

explain

it's lil kodak the finesse kid

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>>66679908
I actually like MacOS and Apple for what it used to be

just a laugh how much of a mess they are now hardware wise, their software is still good because no matter how retarded the designers/artists are the UI is just an abstraction of the actual program.

>>66679882
It could be good if you could repurpose it to whatever you like at any given time. Not having F keys when you need them would piss me off though.
>>66679908
no

Can't believe their newest desktop came out 3 years ago with 5 year old hardware yet they still charge double a high spec PC build.

>>66679648
state of you

>>66679659

i didnt know you were gay. ever fucked a ladyboy?

>>66679957
>It could be good if you could repurpose it to whatever you like at any given time
except its a completely separate device not running OSX but WatchOS

>>66679908
I have a macbook pro myself but apple has really turned to shite in the last few years

>>66679986
yeah, I'll do without then.

>>66679957
>It could be good if you could repurpose it to whatever you like at any given time.

you can.

>>66679942
Through mutual friends really, I saw her briefly and looked her up then we started chatting, met up about 3 days later and it went really well

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>>66680043

>>66679989
Got to agree with this

biggest apple runt out there, I've had an iPhone ever since the 3G came out and I've used Macbooks ever since the white unibody ones were around, but since the 5s iPhones have been absolutely terrible. Binning my 6s and going to Android desu, will probably go for a Windows laptop once my current macbook dies

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>>66679957
>tfw Apple desktops were good

>>66679833
ummmmmmmmmm OK WOW *listens to da filthieesttt dubstep WUBWUBWUB XD* YOU GOTTA NO 2 THANGZ GRLLLLLLLLL *does the whip and the nae nae* hey has anyone seen the mother fr**king light switch for dis room haha WHOOP THERE IT IS! WHOOP THERE IT IS! BITCH LOOK AT MY DAB *dabs* wow okay just about all flippin randumbed (LOL) out but how about 2 things now honey
1. u stfu and never be rude to me or my girlfreidn again
2. if you ever do be rude to either of us again i will find out where you live and fly kick you in the dick! LOL
and if thats not enough ... well *unsheathes shinto blade* lets just say that im strapped LOL

>>66679754
godspeed pierre

Lads what a good ad blocker for iPhone?

These giant ads at the top and the bottom of the page are really beginning to piss me off

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walruse

>>66680072
they've really let themselves go
its a repeat of what happened in the 80s/90s all over again

>>66679832
Stop making fun of my fellow countryman, starving man.

>>66680074
Don't know why they don't just churn a basically same but different out every year like iphones.

>>66679962
don't bully me

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>>66680129
I like the idea of hardware and software in harmony, and small tweaks over time to a small line of products in order to achieve that perfection.
used to be what apple was about now they are becoming bloated again.

iwatch, that mouse. and the new ipad were just signs of the end.

>>66680113
Only thing keeping them good / relevant was steve jobs desu

Their phones and iPads are cash cows, only possible good things about them are how easy they are to use and the fact they maintain a wonderful resale value

>>66680123
*headbutts you*

i wasn't you big gay

shhhhh dont wake the NEETs

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Why aren't you Chad yet, /brit/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWafOHdM54M

>>66680175
WTF is wrong with Ireland?

Britain?

>>66680183
oi these are real and shit ay

>>66680192
I don't know why you would think a tall attractive man would be met with any other kind of reaction IRL

They just don't need to stage because they know what the outcome will be

>>66680192
no

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>>66680172
I think their product line is becoming too bloated with "variants" and artistic flair that they are fucking themselves over.

they aren't even the best looking out there anymore, apple design is honestly very 2000s, now its all sleet angular and flat not round shiny bright baubles

ironically it feels like Microsoft and Apple have switched places.

>>66680167
muh profits though.

Milking the lightening port accessory range for patent royalties on the one hand, and leaving a dry market on the other. Don't understand desu

here...?

have any of you lads taken magic mushrooms before?

need advice on how to take them

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>>66680270
it just alienates their customers

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>dreaded ESA work capability assessment is finally here
>just transcended anxiety and entered a state of surreal calm instead

Wouldn't want to be me once I've calmed down enough to panic attack haha

>>66680274
just eat them and relax
like 3 grams or something is goof for first time.

go out somewhere "natural" if you can and don't get stressed out.

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picture of them in their natural habitat (corner of a gah pitch)

>>66680299
get a job you scrounging cunt, you are not ill

>>66680274
I just eat them straight up because I like the taste and they aren't hard on my stomach. but for some people it's too much so they put them in a peanut butter sandwich to mask the taste and ease the digestion

Last time I did shrooms I ate an eighth (which you might know as 3.5 grams)

Alternatively you could make shroom tea

>>66680305
since I reckon you are the canadian autist ill take you at word levee

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car runts on their way to work

captacha: karl-marx-strasse

>>66680317
nah those ones are toxic mate, saw it on ray mears

>>66680335
t. mad wagie
shouldn't you be slaving right now?

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>>66680359
bus wankers waiting for the opportunity to wageslave

>>66680274
carefully if you are picking them fresh, check for the blue tip caps iirc, its been a loong time. Make sure you dont do them own your own first time as your brain will not be using all its logic or reason for some hours. I watched a guy on shrooms sitting in a pool of his own piss playing with it with his hands mumbling "its alll just product really", so you dont always get what you expect perhaps.

>>66680244
>ironically it feels like Microsoft and Apple have switched places

I didn't think of it like this before but you've got it perfectly. Apple are definitely riding on their brand name alone right now.

Instead of going to an interview for a job that I'm pretty much garuanteed I'm just going to sit here and shitpost.

I honestly don't deserve to live.

Cannot believe this song is over 2 years old lads haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-FhDScM_2w

TW: kpop

cant take hands off bollocks

@433
didn't open this

>>66680244
>ironically it feels like Microsoft and Apple have switched places.
again. Macs were the daddy in the 80s through early 90s then MS destroyed them with W95 through to when those all in one coloured Macs came out and the places changed again. Almost a generational cycle in many ways, kids going for the offering that wasnt cool for their parents maybe.

>>66680385
I don't think so

The great thing about Apple is that they have end to end control whereas a Windows device will have all manner of hardware and software in it that Windows has no control over which can lead functionality issues and make troubleshooting a nightmare

Apple is really as good as it gets for the casual user

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>>66680299
>>66680391
>modern """""men"""""

>>66680435
llf

>>66680299
>I'm literally jacked up on anti depressants and still looking for work
>people like this exist

Fuming, but also curious as to how much I could scrounge.

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>llf
would rather this isnt used on /brit/

>>66680456
I agree with that, I find mine incredibly easy to use and I like the fact I can just open it and have no problems, but I absolutely believe that a good portion of their sales come from the logo and what comes with it.

are there any halloween costmes i can pull off just by shaving my facial hair a specific way

>>66680563
'tler

>>66680563
seagal

>>66680560
Yeah I have no doubt that much of their sales come from turboplebs who buy things based upon the branding alone but I also think the ease of use keeps them coming back

>>66679782
did you guys know a film with emojis is coming out soon

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>>66679416

>All these meme cities listed on this map

>>66680636
baka

>>66680563
Jodie Highroller

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>tfw i unironically have a chinese guy in my group project called wang wong.

why does every top voted comment on reddit start with

"As a..."

As someone..."

FUCK OFF YOU ANNOYING CUNTS

>>66680694
doxxed

irish whiskey is superior to scotch whisky

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bourbon>all else

>>66680702
tullamore dew

halloween work do last night lads. went as a horse. hungover at work now. having a VERY unpleasant morning desu

there is a research student called ding ding at my uni

>>66680761
>not calling them "bell"

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>>66680694
>>66680761

https://www.nie.edu.sg/profile/chew-shit-fun

>vote Brexit
>chimp out against immigrants that came to Britain from former British colonies without any relations to EU
Why are Brits so retarded?

>>66680736
based

>>66680694
>>66680761
>>66680774
>>66680782

ho ho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBbBc5UYqDw

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>/pol/ faster than /b/ now

thanks donald

>/int/ is the 5th biggest board

thanks /brit/

>>66680782
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ6Kuyi9Omg

>>66680817
Who the fuck posts in /v/ anymore?

doing a shower
any man wanna join in

>>66680817
Never been on /v/

>>66680849
runts i assume

>>66680702
fuck off fenian

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why aren't you shagging a qt femboi?

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>>66680382
mfw i deleted all several hundreds of my mods and assets and savegames and started fresh

for some reason i always just do a grid that spreads outward and i never build smaller cities and link them together later

i have to actually use my brain to do that for some reason

>>66680849
You can really tell the demographic there is 16-18yo redditors.
its garbage

>>66680382
>>66680971
could you two get ANY runtier?

>>66679501
8/10
I'm generous, desu

>>66679501
6.5 objectivley

>>66680959
cos i'm at work lad

>stop smoking
>put on 5kg
>start smoking again
>lose it again
ah yes...the so-called """runt life"""....

>>66681028
stop eating so much you fat wanker

just finished breeding with the 6ft finnish gf

going to make scrambled eggs now

just got out of bed but ive been up since 7am

THAI

LAD

just woke up

most redpilled christmas food?
I just ate a mince pie, but I'm leaning towards christmas sandwiches desu

>>66680694
The chinese gf has a mate called 'Mei Wang'

Had a lad in my class at school called 'Kin Wan' too, which was always a laugh on the register

>>66681045
get your eyes checked you blind cunt and re-read that post, I already have

>>66681078
good job

>>66681082
had exactly the same

boyo youve been doxxed

just finished conquering the universe

going to go make 100000000000000000000 googolplex dollars now

>>66681079
>runtwiches better than mince pies
howling

>>66681079
what is a christmas sandwich

>>66681083
you're fat on the inside lad. deep down you're a big fat cunt

>>66681096
have you been fired yet?

>>66680817
source on that screenshot?

>>66681112
turkey bacon sosages and stuffing

>>66681112
meats + stuffing etc in a sandwich, every shop has their variation, or you just load up bread with leftovers on boxing day

are you even english

>>66681123
posted in /qa/ today but the program is get watcher so it uses real time stats.

>>66681122
I haven't

>>66681119
my knob is fat when I pound your mum

fuck off you yank nonce

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>>66681169
your korean mate's asking if i can lend him 100 quid for his rent

llf

gunna tell to ask you

>>66681245
he just asked me for 50 too.

4chan hasn't broke in a while

le lamb sauce

>>66681255
CHEEKY

why'd you say no?

>>66681264
His family are minted, he just needs to swallow his pride.

>>66681284
but what excuse did you give him

>>66681309
I didn't give him any excuse, I just said "no m8, sorry"

Never borrow or lend from anyone. It either becomes a habit or makes things shitty if they break their word.

fuck everyone in this thread

>>66681343
HIGH TEST

thailad more like thai dumlet

>the nonce and his bf using /brit/ as their FB
the state of this thread 2bh

>>66681365
llf

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>three day weekend

>>66681326
lend to*
>>66681365
init

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>>66681373
stop typing that

Fucking hate it when some cunt gets brave at work and sends a passive aggressive email knowing full well they couldn't say it in person and have immunity because they're ranked slightly higher

Bet I'd knock his fucking teeth out, Merc driving bender

Choon

wish it wasn't so expensive to buy a psychical copy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFwxxq8aQDg&index=18&list=RDqjlkrKJSCg8

how did the smiths manage be so inconsistent

they have some absolute bangers and the rest are just ghastly

Feeling ill, not sure whether to go uni or not

>>66681386
t. jeff

>>66681419
Don't go

>>66681419
down it fresher

sent a passive-aggressive email to this subordinate runt implying that he's a worthless moron

I know he won't do anything because he's my bitch and if I sacked him he'd be done for

need a poo

gonna go to the loo

gonna do a poo, while I think about you

a big messy poo, down the loo

>>66681419
*lifts you t-shirt up*
*blows a rasperry on your tummy*
:) hope you feel better

>>66681439
ludders

>>66681437
>freshers
I fucking wish. 3rd year sucks

>>66681441
if you're lifting my tshirt up you might as well go all the way and take my bra off and fuck me desu

>>66679622
reminds me of one time in year 8 or 9 when the teacher was saying something about what happens if you pass out drunk or something (can't really remember what he was talking about exactly), and this one kid just blurted out "you'll wake up with a sore bum" and i got kicked out of class for howling so loud

>>66681441
shirt lifter

>>66679622
Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgrimage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>>66681463
Haha yep, that's correct, I am a lifter.

Do you even lift, m8?

*smirks as i flex my muscle*

>>66681441
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1477551873108.webm

playing skyrim

why did i ever think this game was good

>>66681493
because you took an .. arrow to the KNEE

xD

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>go to the bottleo and get 750ml of a nice IPA from the tap for the weekend
>get home
>pour it right into the bottom of the glass for some good head
>not even enough froth to cover the top

Did I get BEER'D?

>>66681535
>IPA
serves you right iah

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>>66681483
>that one cunt asking "so you're a queer aren't you"

need a job lads

>payday finally arrived
>now only £1,300 in overdraft

Fucking acce lads

>>66681561
runt

>>66681579
N-no you

>>66681541
I've got a pale ale in the fridge too, nothing wrong with tryin out new stuff

>>66681561
ah yes

been in my student overdraft for almost a decade now, 0% interest paid

delicious

>>66681587
don't want your runty (You)'s

piss off

gf's annoyed at me because I told her to shut up and take the crazy pills the doctor gave her instead of whining

might bin her....

>>66681607
alright grandad

fat choon https://youtube.com/watch?v=_uyGmacEEyE&feature=youtu.be

>>66681642
alri young 'un

>>66681612
>'s
drop that apostrophe before I drop you, you fucking weevil

>>66681657
>[embed]
hmm
>[remove]

>>66681519
fuck this post

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The gf

>>66681704
For such a big-chested girl she's a bit flat mate

would love to get bummed by claude off the apprentice desu

>>66681718
gay wanker

>>66681731
nothing wrong with being gay

if i died would my student debt be passed on to my family

thinking of going to uni, dossing for a few years and then oiffing myself when i my youth is actuallly over seeing as i've been doing the whole work meme for a year and it's shit

>>66681743
poo on willy

Wish I was a billionaire

Deserve a nice house after dealing with these cunts all my life

>>66681704
This can't be a healthy use of time

So tempted to just hop on the next train track I see

can't be bothered with this 'life' thing

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cheeky bacon and soss sandwich in the office lads

>>66681743
>nothing wrong with being gay
>nothing wrong with eating shit
>nothing wrong with bumming corpses
>nothing wrong with cannibalism
ah yes...the subjective morality brigade....

>>66681607
Yeah I finished uni over a year ago and I swear my overdraft was supposed to go down by now but still paying 0% interest

Dunno why but I'm not complaining

>>66681786
hmm looks like somebody here needs a good hard bumming!

>>66680072
I'm in the same position, given any thought to which laptop you'll get? I was pretty keen on an asus a while back, good specs, but I went to the store to have a look and it was an ugly, klunky piece of shit with a terrible screen.

>tfw bored at work and can go online but don't want to be seen doing fuck all

What are some good Wikipedia articles I can read that don't have many pictures?

here lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_space

>>66681837
Absolutely no idea mate, phone wise I've been looking at the HTC M9, in regards to laptops I'm in the same boat as you, every single one I've viewed is plastic shite. I don't know about the capabilities but I hear chromebooks are made quite well. Think my girlfriend has a Lenovo and that was pretty good whilst I was using it briefly.

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>>66681756
It's definitely not but at least it gets my mind off my crushing loneliness.

>>66681838
why dont you download a book in pdf format

>>66681838
john wayne gacy desu

Just got anally destroyed in my first online match at vidya

>>66681855
Are you fucking bent mate

Shant be reading a word of this babble

>>66681930
What game lad

off today and not in work til 4pm saturday. also got paid today

what should i do? thinking of getting a train to london for no reason and just wandering about

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>>66681934
[x] runt
[x] brainlet
[ ] 3 digit IQ

>>66681950
do it

I do it a lot and it's pretty comfy in the evening

>>66681934
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Cofres%C3%AD

finished my sandwich lads. bit of heartburn now though desu

>>66681978
i did it a couple of times last year and saw all the main stuff

anywhere you'd recommend going? thinking of getting off at stratford and walking into central london from there (~1hr30)

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I just realised that all these poor and vulnerable people and families all governments always want to get votes of are basically the idiots I remember from secondary school that were more interested in doing alcohol and partying that studying.
Feels good desu

>>66681950
seems a bit weird though

why don't you try to get a tinder date?

>>66681082
Lmao "Mei" means no or don't
His name is no wang

>>66682029
why the fuck would i care what seems "weird"

not like anyone who sees me is going to know what i'm doing

>>66682025
>Feels good desu
It shouldn't. Do you want the fate of your country to be decided by those idiots?

>>66682076
errr...that's democracy

it's literally the rule of the dumbest 51%

>>66682076
such is democracy mate

>>66682076
No, but it already is. Look: Brexit.
It just feels good that them being idiots resulted in being stuck in minimum-wage job for the rest of their lives.

technocracy is the ultimate form of dictatorship

>>66682108
weak bait

Tony Blair says staying in the EU must remain an option.

A rational sensible argument from Britain's best ever PM, hope we all at least listen

gf still hasn't spoken to me x

>>66682174
You have to introduce yourself first, anon.

I guess "Every week we send £350m to the EU, when we could be funding bribes directly to large multinationals" is a less catchy slogan

>>66682141
it's true though

>>66681885
Seems that while Apple is fucked hardware wise given the price of their products, they actually make up the difference with high quality screens and well built.

I'll check out the chromebooks though, I just want something around the same price as the cheapest macbook but using windows.

Bought an iPhone SE recently, I'll probably keep it for ages because I still prefer the smaller phones.

doing a poo

>>66682204
you're a moron mate

economic forecasting is proven bullshit and the fact that you don't even know this is just an advertisement of your idiocy

aren't you ashamed of being stupid?

>>66682271
not even sure what you're getting at here

did you reply to the wrong post?

Poleaboo received 2 offers for the same job

The first one was via a recruitment agency
The second one was via the company themselves

I've already registered with the agency and they have sent my details over to the company

Do I still go to the registration held by the company so that I can save 25% of my wage? or will they notice I'm already on their radar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml9zQjMNxF0

HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

think in a bit im going to go into the garden read a book smoke some cigarettes and just be myself

wish the gf would take her crazy pills instead of being angry at me

>>66682243
I've still got the 4s but looking to get the SE. Do you recommend it?

>worried I have diabetes because I display all the symptoms
>just ate 6 mini Caramello Koalas

ah yes.....

>>66682261

into my hands btw

Your post made me feel genuinely bad for you, Poley. I won’t try to offer advice, but you are broken and you have to accept that the way you are isn’t normal. Normies will punish you for that no matter what you do.

Even if you got back into university, got a job, and achieved a modicum of success in your life you’d still be you and subject to the same ridicule and contempt you’ve always experienced. These are the same things that made you want to lash out in the first place and will make you want to lash out in the future. Once you do that, the normies will always respond tenfold in the most spiteful and disproportionate way.

The reason is because they have no interest in being reconciled with you. You were at the most a tiny blip on the radar of those Polish girls. You didn’t scar them for life and they barely even remember you or what you did. Yet even years later you continue to be punished. You mildly disturbed them at worst, and you had your life completely ruined as punishment.

Even minor things that you do can indicate to normies that you’re terminally defective. Switched on people try to hide it as much as possible but you’ve worn your flaws almost as a badge of honour and are completely oblivious to how your actions are being viewed by others. Once you reveal how alien you are the rules do not apply. There’s nothing you can do in this situation to change that.

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>>>/pol/94890033

>>66682300
Corr shes a right slapper

>>66682317
printed this post out so I can read it later and truly appreciate every word

(I don't own a printer)

doing a toenail cutting

>>66682363
*grabs the scissors and cuts slightly too much nail off, leaving you with an uncomfortable sensation whenever you walk for the next 3 days*

heheheh.....

The uni principal is fucking with me now

>Thank you, Poleaboo. I don't myself need to see anything, and indeed I cannot get involved in the appeal process in any way. The information you have been given will set out for you what your options are and what the process is and who can give you advice and information.

>>66682308
I had the 5s before (which broke) and it's literally the exact same, even using the same case for it.

It's nice as a small phone that doesn't take up a lot of room, don't use it for much besides music and browsing the web occasionally. If you just use a phone for basic stuff like that it's pretty handy.

>>66682362
So then how did you print it out?

>>66682289
you don't even know what you're talking about? let me break it down.

1.
>>66682108
This runt said that because of the idiocy of the 52% they will be stuck in minimum wage jobs. He is therefore saying that there will be a shortage of skilled work and wage stagnation. This is a macroeconomic forecast.

2.
>>66682141
Here I accuse him of baiting. This is because he is relying on the bullshit pseudoscience of forecasting to predict that brexit will turn out to be a mistake.

3.
>>66682204
You claim his post is true and therefore that his forecasts will turn out to be accurate.

4.
>>66682271
Here I point out that you're both making shit up because it's impossible to say what the impact of brexit will be.

Simple enough, right?

Best you stick to video games.

Just found out my gran died lads, haha

>>66682406
Would you say it's noticeably faster than the your old one

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>>66682326
literately don't know what to make of this

>>66682437
recently ive been playing third age total war

>>66682437
You're a fucking spastic m8.

They were obviously discussing the fact that the lower class drove the leave campaign.

Embarrassing that a JF has better reading comprehension than you.

>>66682435
I was lying... I never had any intention of reading a word of that post... haha...

>>66682470
Yeah but partly because the old one spluttered a lot towards its dying days.

>>66682449

>haha

thats not very funny actually.

>>66682388
What a pathetic life you live. Honestly it's so fucking depressing, people like you shouldn't be allowed to interact with others and spread this sad shit.

wish i was legitimately evil but i'm only chaotic neutral at best

>apply for job on sunday
>get interview on monday
>they tell me they'll phone me when I've to start
>its now friday and Ive heard nothing

dont like this, scared to call them haha

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breads very stale

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>This guy called it.

mental

>>66682515
ahaha had me

>>66682497
Really? What does this mean then?
>It just feels good that them being idiots resulted in being stuck in minimum-wage job for the rest of their lives.

He is clearly making the point that it was a stupid decision. I reckon you're the one with the dyslexia mate.

>>66682497
>the people most negatively affected by EU membership were the most likely to vote to leave

Wow what a fucking shock

>>66682437
See:
>>66682497

When I said he was right I meant right in the sense of:
>>66682025
>I just realised that all these poor and vulnerable people and families all governments always want to get votes of are basically the idiots I remember from secondary school that were more interested in doing alcohol and partying that studying.

being brexit voters

>"pies" that only have a lid of pastry, and no sides or bottom

binned

>>66682562
see:
>>66682546

>>66682544
>>66682472
forgot your (You) haha x

>>66682526
I know haha
bit sad desu

>>66682555
the EU pumped a lot of cash into the underclass you dunce

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Got an idea for a new democracy guys.
>Compulsory quick history test before each elections
>Only people with higher education can vote
>They can only vote in matters related to their degree
>People with no higher education cannot vote at all unless their pass extended test
What you think lads?

>>66682569
cottage pie
pizza pie

>>66682597
runt: the post

>>66682597
we used to have something similar. we called the Jim Crow laws

>>66682597
people are idiots, the less voting the better

the purpose of voting is essentially to shake up the parliament

>>66682599
pizza is not a pie

never reply to me again

Why the fuck do you runts always insist on arguing about Brexit

The pros and cons are already discussed enough in the media, literally no point fucking on about it.

>>66682624
yes it is

>>66681938
sorry for responding so late desu
was busy playing it
Dragon ball xenoverse 2
animeme game

>>66682588
>Lower wages due to immigration
>higher house prices due to immigration
>higher strain on public services

>66682643
do not reply to me

remember that time in 1066 when the French conquered England lmao that was great

*watch Brexit: The Movie*
those filthy europeans!
*vote leave*

>>66682638
Rorke talks about the same things all day every day, and always has done.

@66682624
@66682658
nice try but you're not getting any (You)s for this

>>66682638
triggered remoan reddit pakis still upset lmao so they have to come here to cry for some reason
shame though that people here still reply

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza PIE

Runt (You)s are less than worthless.

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>>66682658

>>66682684
They bring the guardian mindset over where everyone who voted differently must be a moron. I like to point out that they're actually pretty stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmajJTcpNk

fuck

absolutely disgusted by the amount of non-anglos posting in /brit/

>>66682719
just letting you know that not in a million years would I even hover my mouse over the Embed option on this here video link

new

>>66682754
>>66682754
>>66682754
>>66682754
>>66682754

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>>66682715
probably the same poster as that arrogrant prick that started arguments every thread and posted that tfw remain wins pic at the beginning of every thread too
wonder how he reacted when he found out leave won, lmao utterly shat on wish i was there
absolutely howling