How do I impregnate a Portuguese girl /int/?

>>66676042
>Benis > Bagina
>Wait 9 months
>???
>out comes baby

bees and flowers

>>66676042
You put benis in vagina and ejaculate inside multiple times during when the Portuguese female is fertile until she get successful result of pregnancy test and babby is begin to form

>Salvadoran sexual education

I understand that the usual process involves sexual congress leading to ejaculation of semen within the vagina, which is then transferred by cell locomotion to the uterine cavity where a sperm cell implants into an ovum

>>66676104
That's because sex education doesn't exist in El Salvador. :^)

beninho in bagininha

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benis
bagine?

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>>66676136
That's true

Go to São paulo or Rio.

>>66676189
Thanks Catholicism. On another note, are things getting even remotely better?

>>66676218
He said portuguese not italian rejects.

play a really rad guitar solo

1: be a Moor
2: cross the Strait of Gibraltar
3: overthrow puny Christian local government
4: benis in bagina

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>>66676250
Well, right know homicides have been reduced by almost exactly half in comparison with last year, so that's nice, I mean the people who get killed are almost always gangsters so I don't care, but at least it looks like we are not going to be the most violent country in the world this year kek

Economy has improved a little, but not by much. Still, living here is pretty descent if you're not in the 20% of our population who is poor and lives in communities run by gangs.