/brit/ - british as they say

AMERICA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xS5R0VD8rg

rollin & screechin at this

***Nonwhites MUST use other entrance***

>>66674304
A muggle from harry potter

>>66674349
I'm sure the ladies will be dripping la..

Synthetic Music From Yugoslavia 1964-1989

>>66674345
The arse?

>>66674343
is that a siberian child?

so what are you all doing for halloween?

surely you won't be posting on /brit/ about doing a poo...right?

>>66674372
>EБAHЫE ЦЫГAHE

means 'gypsy'

>>66674372
obviously not
it's a roma runt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K87FipjKGmo

Frequently skip my next planned song if I see Jump Around by House of Pain in the suggested videos

hmm

http://www.vg247.com/2016/10/27/get-an-xbox-one-s-when-you-buy-a-surface-pro-4-or-surface-book-in-the-uk/

>>66674394
halloween is on a monday so it is acceptable to give it a miss

>>66674394
>celebrating halloween

i'm not 13 years old

>>66674394
staying home with the gf and watching classic horror movies/drinking

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>>66674401
>Great Britain
>Average land

>>66674394
>Take my shoes off
Ta-da! Now i'm a hobbit

>>66674394
most people doing halloween are children

the rest are extreme ultranormies
normal people do nothing

>>66674434
wait are you calling me a normal if i don't do anything?

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>"repetitive shite"
>listens to trance

>>66674394
going to a "halloween themed" wedding for 2 people I don't like in the middle of nowhere

Just gonna drink a bunch of moonshine with a few friends and maybe try to smash one of the bride's nieces in the woods

>>66674419
>gf

normie twat

would love a cheeky colonialism for old times sake

when my foreskin isn't retracted it's not quite a perfect circle around my japs-eye

anyone else got this?

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>>66674434
>>66674415
>>66674414

having foreskin is bad for you

GAS
THE
_________
lads


Nite huns x

>>66674394
I wanted to go as Kenny from South Park, but the costume's not available.

>>66674469
hello chicano

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so sexy

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>>66674486
?

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>>66674486
you can have my costume from last year bud?

>>66674484
why would you gas the lads?

i am not a chicano

>Pogo
reddit

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The Mexican is here...

Really wish the Mexican would fuck off desu the hue monkey can stay but Pedro has to go.

>>66674496
still not sure whether i'll get it, cant believe how light and thin it is

will deffo go for 16bb RAM if i do, 13 inch model


do you think it will be able to run gaymes on a dualboot windows?

really want to play h1z1 desu

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dressing up as father ted with the placard and all this Samhain

>>66674512
can't wait for the mexican banter of mass hot air ballooning over trumps wall 2bh

>>66674502
That's a prawn not a worm you fucking imbecile

:(

>>66674533
Yeah the Brazilians sound but the Mexicans a schizo cunt

Did u see the irl photo of him? He's a fat ball of shite

>>66674535
nah wouldn't count on it 2bh

The Apple lineup is mostly dated sub-par hardware in a shiny package at extra cost

>>66674552
clearly not a prawn (you fucking imbecile)

>south korea bans google maps
>allowed in north korea

makes ya think

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>>66674576
This sure caught a lot of traction

do not bully schizophrenics

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going as tim for halloween

:------(

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Just bought the new Macbook Pro on finance

might go as Janny for Halloween

Not getting laid anyway

>>66674394
Halloween is a degenerate Pagan holiday.

not a rare flag

>>66674635
where in liechtenstein do you live mate

Any of you ever considered wearing a cloak for rain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN8cYd3poIk

>>66674635
fuck off HaitiANO

>>66674658
>no hood
>not waterproof

genius

>>66674635
how the fuck is halloween a pagan holiday you utter mong

Why people on r9k finish their posts with oregano?

that feel when no gf

Fucking hell lads

>at st pancras
>need a piss
>can see a disabled toilet but don't want to use it if there's a normal one
>follow toilet signs to other platform
>can't see toilet
>ask cleaner guy
>directs me to the disabled toilet

What a 'mare this morning is becoming

>>66674658
No. I'm perfectly happy wearing a raincoat made from whale foreskin

>>66674658
gonna wear a cloak to class tomorrow

>>66674710
>st pancreas

>>66674703
do you know what r9k is

>>66674710
st pancras is nice

>>66674598
AH YES GOOGLE IS DEFINITELY ACCESSIBLE IN NORTH KOREA
fucking dumbshit.

>>66674749
meant the mapping service you cretin. go have a look

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>Why, yes, I could give you a handjob...

>>66674710
>he needs to travel through a major terminal station on his daily commute

fucking runt, i get on the train early, always have a seat and get off on the penultimate station, so its never crowded on the platforms

>>66674703
The robot deletes non unique posts, so people put words like BLOX or original at the end of their post to make it unique.

pretty productive day today, ngl
>>66674710

>st. pancreas

waaa, what's next st. bunghole?

>>66674658
i bet this guy gets mad gash

i literally have cancer
also very depressed

not sure if I should tell my GP, or just let nature take its course

>>66674783
subtle

>>66674767
no it isn't you fucking melon. north korean internet is extremely limited to the average citizen, and would definitely fucking not include google maps.
if I ever saw you in the street I'd crack your fucking head wide open you utter microbe

>>66674788
how are you certain you have cancer if your doctor doesnt know

>>66674788
make a will, include me in it. dibs on your everything nice

>>66674802
why are yanks so fucking stupid

open google maps and take a look at both countries

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How do I get a british bf like pic related?

>>66674598
not really, north korea are desperate to boost their image with the west as long as it's on their terms

how did they censor the death camps

Level of runt in here at this hour ha HA

>>66674777
>daily commute
>at 3am

Fuck off leaf

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doin a panic attack

>>66674823
buy me a pizza and a sixer of wife beater and I'll be your British boyfriend for the night

the MI6 is here

>>66674794
*tips fedora*

>>66674815
absolutely no street view in nk but street view in seoul
hmmmm really makes u think huh, wonder why that is
I swear to fucking god do NOT reply to me again

Japanese American here.

White people are fucking cancer.

You have lower IQ. You are more likely to commit murder, rape, theft, divorce, be promiscuous, be unemployed, be homeless, collect welfare. You are less likely to be admitted into college. And those are just some statistics.

You are clearly less hard working, disciplined, moral and civic than Asians, while also more prone to do degenerate bullshit like bestiality, interracial marriage, twerking videos, etc.

Historically, North Europe has been almost as irrelevant as Africa until only the 2nd industrial revolution. Before that, places like India, Persia and China were flourishing with so much culture, commerce and the like. And that's because Asian lands are mostly jungles, mountains or deserts, while Europe is full of fertile plains and abundant resources. Just try to imagine if it was the other way arround...

Your shitty ass race deserves everything its getting because you have caused that on yourselves. You are self destructive. I'll be glad to in the near future be a return immigrant to the land of my ancestors, Japan, from where I will gladly watch America be wiped out by Russian nuclear warheads

Good riddance "white" "people".

>>66674862
Okay :)

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really nice station 2bh

>wake up
>lying in bed dreading work
>go for quick browse of /brit/ to throw some banter
>use 4chan on my phone
>literally redirected every time to some virus spam site while in the tab
>captcha won't load in firefox for android

ahhhh yes, thanks for all you've done hiro you greedy cunt

If Dubs or higher I'll write my Civ final on how the Finnish-Korean Hyperwar affected Athenian Democracy.

>>66674845
what trains are running at 3am?

>>66674875
>You are clearly less hard working, disciplined, moral and civic than Asians

Then why aren't you living in Japan? Or China? Or Thailand?

because his parents left the asian country

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if you could take a wife from one muzzie country, which would it be?

>>66674908
Why can't you just reply to people like everyone else does?

>>66674875
blacks are dumb with big penises, asians are smart with small penises, and whites are medium smart with medium penises. whites are the radical centrists

>>66674875
>Historically, North Europe has been almost as irrelevant as Africa
True but you ignore the Roman Imperial borders which include England.

England has always been wealthy and relevant.
and Europeans have always been the most intelligent and creative people on earth

Krauts and assorted steppeniggers are basically just barbarian trash.

>>66674899
All of them

need to watch another john carpenter movie

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>>66674875

>>66674918
m'laysia because yellow fever

>>66674875
japan is a useless shit country that has contributed nothing to the world

>>66674918
unironically syria

>>66674918
Sw-ehahahaha..Swe-AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA..Sweden!

>>66674926
the Golden Mean
its why we can produce amazing art and connect with the primal side while still pushing the boundaries of knowledge.

>>66674875
shan't

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>>66674895
yea getting really fucked off with the adverts
might stop using the site desu

>>66674875
>coming from the guy whos race is dying out due to shit like bukkake, tentacle rape, and loli porn
yeah nah fuck off rice-dick

>>66674945
>japan
>contributed nothing to the world
konichiwa ohayou gozai masu paper lamps straw hat katana tokyo manga karaoke shrines kyoto anime noodles cars robots geisha emperor kamikaze JAV eletronics sushi pearl harbor sakura haiku nintendo weaboos pokemon atari karate judo sumo population decline bullet train mt. fuji volcano honor earthquakes ninja tsunami yakuza vocaloid hentai shintoism nanking rape dead whales banzai cat things slinty eyes rice handfan kendo sake rising sun kanji tiny dicks super mario samurai godzilla inns power rangers scrolls kawaii toyota bushido domou arigatou korea and china are shit sayonara

>>66674875
cool your tentacles lad

>>66674918
Syria or Lebanon
I dated a Lebanese girl in high school and she was so qt, I still think about her a lot and wish it had worked out.

now the asian-hater from australia is here

>>66674875
saved :)

>>66674966
i've upped the adblock and noscript on pc but the site is literally unuseable on mobile. he may as well just remove mobile browsing compatability. it's like "how to meet sexy asian ladies click here!!" or just browser hijacking spam where it's threatening all of my files behind self-destruction encryption hahaha ahhhh yes

>>66674933
Prince of Darkness
that dream scene spooks me

im so happy hiro is making mobileposting a terrible experience

>>66674966
>>66674895
use clover you utter melts

>jap moot blowing the fuck out of normie smartphone browsers

yes good stuff

1. Anglos
2. Italians
3. Spaniards
4. Jews
5. French
6. (((The Rest)))

1. the human race :)
2. biggots and racists

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imagine you work as a nurse at the hospital treating amputees. now imagine one of the patients you have to tend to is a young girl. she lost her arms and legs in a car accident. imagine seeing to her every day - talking to her, feeding her, comforting her - until she becomes completely dependent on you. now imagine being asked if you would adopt her by the hospital manager. the heir hunters couldn't find a next of kin for her and she lost both her parents in the accident. imagine telling her the news, tears welling up in her eyes as you embrace her deeply. this is the beginning of your new life.

>>66675009
>Prince of Darkness
on it. thanks!

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finns are literally aliens

im not even joking they arent human. theyre something else

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getting ready to go out to tesco

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>>66675053
>putting (((jews))) above the french

>>66675027
is it any good? i've always had some reservations about browsing 4chan 3rd party

also, do NOT tell me what to do ever again

>>66675082
get me a monster
cheers la

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>>66675077
Finns are like 80% white 20% asian
I like it arround the fifty fifty spot, like this one just here.

>>66675075
**NONCE ALERT**

WEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOO

**NONCE ALERT**

>>66674918
Why are Syrian women so great

>>66675091
out

>>66675097
dyed hair and contacts, clearly a hapa so it would be impossibru to have white phenotypes

>>66675097
hapas are very qt. I want to move to canada

>>66675097
her pupils are so dilated

>>66675091
Jews have done a lot even if you don't like what they've done.

maybe switch French and Spanish

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the gf lads

>>66675053
were are aryans and nordics m3?

>>66675113
just move to kazakhstan or somewhere similar. literally a country of hapas

>>66675131
its my fantasy to date a real titcow like that

>>66675137
im from kazakhstan hahahaha

>>66675131
I simply do not believe it

>>66675148
Alri Borat

>>66675134
>norDICKS
>only achievements are being pirates and killing lots of Krauts.

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They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>>66675159
borat was a dece film but it had quite literally nothing to do with the country

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>>66675082
Swap the headband for a beanie and coat for a black fleece and that is actually how I dress

I call it job centre casual

>>66675131
what is she holding

leafs OOOOUUUUUUTTTTTT

>>66675148
Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls

>New Mercedes-Benz cars will play a short blast of white/pink noise just before an unavoidable crash, forcing the occupant's ears to turn off for a moment, preventing the hearing loss normally caused by the crash itself or airbags.

>>66675186
she's just doing a bit of hoovering

>>66675181
post katana

>>66675168
they're also very pretty until the hairline genes hit

>>66675175
is that the poor bastard who got set on fire?

>>66675053
1. Rhodesians
2. Boers
3. Israelis
4. Americans
5. Third Worlders
6. Literal Trash
7. Europeans

>>66675177
they only picked Kazakhstan because its a huge irrelevant post-soviet republic so most Yanks have never heard of it.

also the name rolls of the tongue easier then Uzbekistan

>forcing the occupant's ears to turn off for
didn't know ears worked that way

>>66675213
Rhodesians are Anglo

also I forgot the Dutch

There's literally nothing wrong with being Irish.

there literally (adv.) not one white british in this thread it seems

>>66675233
Just you wait till I get out of London

>>66675181
read that in his voice LOL

>>66675181
>tfw slowly becoming Dee Dee each passing day

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>>66675233
me

Did a video with my dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcj1R9Enj8o

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>this cat is real

>>66675232
>muh heritage

Doing a don't care

>>66675264
please go into the sleep

>>66675228
Rhodesians are elite anglo

>>66675276
Is it blind?
Or can it see very well, as the huge eyes would suggest?

>killer bees

why is yank nature so dangerous

>>66675270
https://youtu.be/mS13Ws5XkKI

>>66675339
unironically have a T430 hahaha

>>66675339
>that hair

Why am I not surprised

>>66674394
Halloween isn't a thing in Britain, Mr Zang.

hacked life again lads

>>66675356

She died

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>>66675376
rip doggo

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>>66675339
>I pay

>>66675270
this is a post to be remembered

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>>66675358
same, told her off about it too

Off to the Tesco, you lads want anything?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKDi_P6EGyQ

>>66675416
cornetto

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Just bought these

Forta is herbal viagra

Cream increases blood flow and gives you more girth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsPKthw6U_8

snow is so beautiful ;.;

>>66675403
what's the deal with girls with their mouth open like that? i seem to be missing the memo on that meme

>Forbes rich list only tells you the disclosed net worth

>there are people far richer than bill gates

wtf

>>66675427
just get some viagra you spoid

>>66675403
what a turbonormie

disrespecting thinkpads like that

>>66675401

thanks, I thought so

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>>66675323
well I never split up sub-groups

splitting Anglos would be tough

I'd say
1. Anglo-Africans
2. Anglo-Caribbeans
3. Dixie
4. Canadians
5. English (North)
6. Oceanics
7. Scots
8. English (South)
9. Assorted lost Anglo tribes scattered around random former colonies
10. Yanks

>>66675438
>southern hemisphere
>October

HAH HA!

>>66675466
>Dixie above the North
>that far above the North
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>66675450
>there are people far richer than bill gates

no chance

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>>66675358
>>66675403
Thinkpals :3
>tfw T520

>>66675453
How?

I need something for whiskey dick

>>66675438

Gotta love that Christmas tree just thrown on the ground

>>66675450
Most billionaires don't give literal billions to charity

x61s thinkpad reporting in

I have a lenovo thinkpad E540 and it is the biggest pile of fucking shit I have ever used in my life

avoid Lenovo at all costs. buy yourself something American instead that fucking works

>>66675467
it's 11 degrees tonight, not at all bad for spring. Just wish i could let myself fall to the ground and be hit with soft snow once

well lads I have to say changing my default search engine to bing has been a great improvement

There is someone walking behind you
Turn around, look at me
There is someone watching your footsteps
Turn around, look at me

>>66674313
>/brit/
>OP is by a hue
>First post is from a burger
Gotta love /int/

>>66675511
>E540
there's your problem you fucking mong. good thinkpads are great

>>66675511
the Edge series is notorious for being "underbuilt" compared to the T series and others.

>>66675537
its 4am

>>66675523
bing is my goto for porn

>Lenovo

Stylin' while a gamer

>>66675466
I love this picture but whoever cut out Mosley's head did an awful job

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>>66675537
welcome to foreigner hour

>ywn live in juneau

mi haffi stinkin rich this year

She's cute

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hahahaha he actually did it the absolute fucking madman

>>66675511
>E

found your problem

>>66675604
>>66675542
>>66675541
chinese internet defence force

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>>66675566
>games
sorry children

>>66675323
Rhodesians no longer exist, are you on holiday or diaspora?

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Haven't slept in a bed since monday

>hiroshimoots ads try to give me viruses
weew thanks a lot moot

anyway, is the detectorists any good /brit/?

>>66675612
thinkpad was legendary when IBM made it

thinkpads and those holocaust tabulation machines

you know they make good stuff

fuck lenovo chinkshit

>>66675537
Empire building lad

>>66675649
Lenovo is shit but the Thinkpad is still a solid laptop compared to the rest of the market.

arguably the best non-apple laptop in terms of hardware and durability, alongside possibly the higher end Dells

>>66675556
yeh it used to be for me also but its better than google all around now imo

>>66675635
my noscript has just started detecting shit on 4chan within the last day or two ahaha

fucking idiot hiro

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>>66675649
something about IBM is really cool
I can't think of other companies who have created so much beside General Electric.

what stops you from just walking into another country?

most borders have no protection

I wonder what the statistically likelihood that'll kill someone in your life is

>>66675622
Tell us what happened lad

>>66675725
I can't believe IBM let all their hardware manufacturing just slip away over the years, they used to be the very best.

>>66675749
nothing in Canada
I've done it many times (by boat)

occasionally the coast guard from either side will pick me up and ask me what I'm doing and I had my boat searched for drugs once.

I've never had any trouble though

WOW

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>>66675788
I wonder

>>66675725
you're an idiot then. how about mitsubishi, 3m, samsung

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>>66675788
they felt it was not profitable, and frankly maybe it was the right decision since they are doing better now than they were before, bleeding cash everywhere.

they can easily start up a hardware division again if they wanted.
IBM computers just are really nostalgic for me, probably the same way some people feel about Apple.

>>66675749
distance mainly, long way to travel on foot

and if you're in a boat or car would probably get spotted by border control at some point

>>66675796
what a madmoose

>>66675825
not even close to the amount of R&D and patents IBM has produced.

ohhhh ohhhh uhhhh ahhh ahhh >>66675874

the bean is mean

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>people used to run entire systems on a few megabytes
>now one shitty app will be hundreds of megabytes because coders are retarded and make bloat.

i am just speaking brazilian

>>66675925
storage space costs nothing

>this leaf is spending his all evening post about 'puters in a /brit/ thread

Hark @ him

Was just wonder why the fuck /brit/ is so slow, then I realised it's 4:22 in the fucking morning haha

>>66675965
today has gone so fast

listening to biljana pantelic

heh you plebs probably don't even listen to yugoslavian synthwave

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the fat mexiBEANis.....

>>66675974
I have today off work, but I fell asleep at 6 and woke up at 2 this morning.

That's my day off wasted.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QNhTJs6fzC8
ha i really am loving this bloke

the ausfagnian who hates asians for no reason.......................

>>66675962
what about efficiency?
energy costs something? and multiplied by the shear number of users that is a lot.

Canadian posts are just abysmal

>>66675883
yeah it is actually, mong

NOT a fan of these news ads

cuckus maximus

>>66676002
Dr Pablo, I am CIA

old meme

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>>66675787
Nothing interesting. Didn't want friday (and an important appointment) to come so I just drank all week to keep my mind off it and slept where I was sat.

>>66676039
you do realize that IBM has the largest industrial research organization in the world?

doing a horrid poo

>you will never be a minor Knight turned crusader lord being pampered by Arab slave girls in the Kingdom of Jerusalem

ohhh ahha uhhh uhhh ladies plz sleep with me

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his head.... is shaped......... like a bean....

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the so called "Thailad"

really do not like canadians here

nice photoshop skills

doing a think>>66675578

>>66676169
>flag
ahhh yes

>>66676169
Its always Canada

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What to get drunk and only have this, a little bit of gin, and a small flask of whisky.

What can I do?

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>$2000 for an i5 on a "professional" laptop
>not even Kaby Lake
LOL
my Sandy Bridge i7 still outperforms it

just texted the plug

hopefully he's still up and about

>>66676264
literally me

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Talking the runt for a walk

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getting /fit/ has made life much better

>>66676260
stop babbling you autistic fat linux fucking freak

apple set the standards for laptops

>>66676288
>gif

fuck off

>>66676295
maybe it did, but that doesn't make them good now.

Oh fuck i love tall guys :FACEWITHHEARTEYES:

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gf just sent me this

>>66676264
this pic is heavy

>A Macbook Pro costs over 20 000 kroner in Denmark
HOLY LELE
>falling for the Tax meme

just done a warm cummy all over my little faggot face :)

I LIKE ROUGH!

>>66676360
pix PLEASE

migrant super funnel

cum in my little faggot arse

>>66676411
to bring in the Super Predators

>>66676332
hat looks shopped

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6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

oldnew
>>66674335
>>66674335
>>66674335

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I wish I were a woman in France in 1940 when the Germans marched in, me and my daughters giving our bodies to the sexual desires of the very same men that killed my loving husband. Then turned into willing fucktoys as we whore ourselves to them for food, but deep down craving the strong touch of a conqueror, making us pay for his righteous anger, taking the women that are now rightfully his after he proved himself superior to our men. I'd look up at him as he spits in my face and calls me a whore, submissively spreading my legs as I never would have for a meek Frenchman, feeling truly like a woman for the first time.

>>66676450
nobody go here, fuck leafs