>men in their 60s have more hair on their head than I do j-just

>>66673516
Are you Andrew Luck tier?

it's your own fault for wanking so much, you should have listened to Jesus

>>66673516
Do you have Dutch ancestry?

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Just do a combover while you save up to implant your ass hair in your scalp

Shave it all and get jacked
If you're fat and bald you might as well bash your cojones in a car door bc they'll never fulfill their purpose

>>66673552
I wank like 3 times a day and am not balding

>>66674136
>cojones
CHI

>>66674177
you are only a babby, repent and be forgiven before it's too late

Stop washing your hair everyday

>>66673516
>tfw My family has a history of balding around 18, yet also ludicrous amounts of facial hair
>tfw I have a full head of luscious hair but can't grow a decent mustache for shit.
I guess I kinda broke even, I still wish I had a beard though.

>>66673516
Northern euros tend to bald for some reason