/Brit/

nigger

>tfw we are all slaves

DENCH

IRISH FAGGOTS HAHAHHAHAHAHA

would knock ireland the fuck out 2bh

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dumb pirate frogposters

What's the best thing to have with egg fried rice, lads?

Some fit slut from Liverpool sent me vids on snapchat of her fingering herself in the shower

Mah pintle wus propulsin saymen

only brits, irish, yanks, leafs, mexicans, swedes, brazilians, australians, icelandic and chilean flags were in the last thread

no other flag posted in /brit/

hmmm.....

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hmm

>>66672833
>Liverpool
>fit

nope

that is a man

>>66672832
pompom

Felt something prodding into my bollocks and it was my phone charger

Ironically they don't quite feel 100% haha x

I'm not scared of any of you

>>66672833
glad you're keeping that gimmick alive 2bqh

>>66672834
Hmmm.....

>>66672832
Oral.

>>66672834
10 different flags seems pretty standard desu

Hobbit

watch ya step kid

watch ya step kid

watch ye step kid

Protect ya neck

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>66672834
>yanks, leafs, mexicans, swedes, brazilians
>chilean

these aren't welcome

>>66672834
what is that supposed to mean? anyone missing?

I smoke on the mic like smoking Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raising hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swinging through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
So uhh, tic toc and keep ticking
While I get you flipping off the shit I'm kicking
The Lone Ranger, code red, danger!

>10 Terrifying Glimpses Into Life With Schizophrenia
yes...yes this interests me

>>66672875
*stabs you right in the neck*

looks like you didn't watch out kid heh xD

What's the best way to find a reasonably decent wife with minimal fuss?

I'm wealthy enough to support a family, I just want someone to accompany me to social occasions and bear my children. This shouldn't be so complicated.

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>irish people

Can't be bothered to go to sleep

What's that all about? Ahaha

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Bike got stolen lads

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treat the world like a head

>>66672900
is there a link to tim's youtube channel as one of the 'glimpses'?

>>66672902

First things first man you're fucking with the worst
I'll be sticking pins in your head like a fucking nurse
I'll attack any nigga who's slack in his mack
Come fully packed with a fat rugged stack
Shame on you when you stepped through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard straight from the Brooklyn Zoo
And I'll be damned if I let any man
Come to my center, you enter the winter

>>66672902
Hey man could you like shut the fuck we were all like having a good tine and shit you just had to come abd post this stupid bullshit for fucks sake why cant i have nice things without some shithead ruining them

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>>66672924
nah its just pictures

but alan wain's cats is first

only oldfags will remember this gimmick

>>66672940
ancient gimmick

there is now a chilean post

only 1 though

only 1 brazil and leaf and iceland post too...

when was the last time you were happy lads?
does it ever get better? haha

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Timothy James Byrne here on a football field high wycombe getting abducted by aliens

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>>66672934
una vela

business idea: greggs

/brit/ seems different right now

It's at a noticeably lower quality

>>66672934
woah, hey brother, Do you still believe in one another?
Hey sister! Do you still believe in love? I wonder
Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do

What if I'm far from home?
Oh brother, I will hear you call!
What if I lose it all?
Oh sister, I will help you hang on!
Oh, if the sky comes falling down, for you
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do

>>66672962
It's 2am so its mostly just drunk/high students at this point

>>66672962
Coincidentally an awful lot of Irish and Yanks here now

>>66672960
Could shag you right now, monkey. But that'd be bestiality.

Ishi Paveru, CIA Desu

>>66672993
both me

>6'3
>blue eyes
>good looking
>except I have mental issues out of the arsehole
>genuinely want to kill myself

I want children so bad but I don't want them to be as emotionally stunted as I am haha

http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/madvillain/great_day_today-lyrics-1207967.html#ixzz4OKwMcx8s

It never really mattered too much me
Cause I was just too damn old to m.c
All that really mattered is if your rhymes was ill
Girl, that's all that really mattered to me, oh baby

https://youtu.be/rS1cggllfig

>>66672957
A brief moment in the summer when I was riding a bumper car with my little sister

Our happiest moments are almost never experienced alone. We should do more with the people we care about

>>66672993
5 yank posts and 6 irish posts if you were wondering

>>66673018
there is not a single black person that listens to Madvillain

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really makes you think......................

>>66673015
adopt a syrian refugee x

>>66673027
Don't care mate

But then ur wrong lots of nigs like MF doom himself

>>66673033
shan't be adopting a rapist and an adult

Since we are past postmodernism where are we at now?

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>>66673046

>>66673018
shit meaningless lyrics

do rappers just sit on rhymezone to write or what

>>66673053
ironic postmodernism

>>66673015
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

If everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

I sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

>>66673053
Meta-postmodernism

>>66673026
bizarre gimmick

>>66673062
stop trying to provoke me into diatribe, squire

>>66673046
>Adopt a Syrian refugee
>Expect a cute 9 year with big green eyes
>End up being the legal guardian of a man older than yourself

>>66673086
Not as bad as being a pathetic Canadian twat

>>66673053

post-#YOLOism

>>66673107
LMAO

anime

business idea: go to poley's house and tell his parents that their son is a degenerate tranny

want to see that irish crackhead and an anime bender have a fight

>>66673107
what's that like?

You know MF doom may sound quite moderate and not as hardcore as a lot of other rappers but he actually had a harder life

He spent most of his life homeless living on the streets and one of his associates can't remember which but it was MF something did jail time for killing a man, less than 24 hours after shooting him he made a comic for one of MF dooms music videos cause they were tight

>>66672993
It's not a coincidence

graphics card overheated again lads haha

>>66673098
Why, you better watch out. Because, and be very very careful, you may be called edgy.

>>66673141

hot out

>>66673139
That's what I was implying

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>>66673141
get more fans on that bitch

WHY DIDN'T SHE FUCKING REPLY

GOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MAD HERE LADS

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow realised what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

>>66673161
delete this one mate

http://i.imgur.com/euPDxoH.gifv

need the stats of this thread anyone has it?

dumb frogposters......

if you dont remember 9/11 you should literally be gassed

>>66673149
too hot haha
>>66673158
all the fan ports are taken haha
>>66673161
hmm

>>66673125
I don't know why you think I'm a crackhead as I'm of healthy build and only smoke and actually am a rather successful person apart from when I have a 'tism fit and come here when I'm angry

Also I'd tear an anime nonce, kpop nonce, oneitis nonce to bits

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>>66673180

Wish I hadn't entered the game of pricks tb h

Kissed more girls the last 2 weeks than the previous 20 years combined and I just feel worse than I did when I didn't bother

did someone say frogposters?

>>66673184
>all the fan ports are taken haha
i have this problem too. my R9 390x gets hot as fuck and i've already used all my fan connections

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>66673155
Oh nice one lol

>>66673207
delete this one too

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Dahnald...

>>66673181
i literally never forgot

>>66673181
I remember
Best laugh i ever had
Hahahaha. nah I'm just kidding, ya

i am the son and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
i am the son and the heir
of nothing in particular

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dedeaster?

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hmm

mexicANO has posted 7 times

hmm.....

where is toot poster though

>>66673231
Don't blame him tbf

>>66673208
thing is It's an old reference 760

maybe I should just dish out for a new card

got no clue what though, haven't messed with my pc in almost 3 years

disturbing lack of british flags here

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>And also be aware of the presence of the Shadow in my art. Every person has a hidden Shadow aspect to their personality. I just happen to bring my Shadow out into the light of day. Normally people suppress and deny their Shadow because it is frightening and disturbing. And it is true that sometimes what I draw frightens me and makes me worry that I am insane.

>Some art is soothing. That art doesn’t interest me. Some art is challenging. That is the direction my art takes the viewer. The brilliant rainbow coloring attracts. That is a sweet candy coating. But the taste, the taste can be a little bitter.

>All images of power contain a seed of darkness.

>>66673228
So you go to the club on your own
And you stand on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die

>>66673248
64 posts in this thread are from brits ahha

>>66673241
idk just delete it for now though

What?
I'll fucking
I'll fucking tie you to a fucking bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

Yeah, I'll fucking
Yeah I'll fucking lay your nuts on a fucking dresser
Just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat
Oh
What's up? BLOW!

I'll fucking
I'll fucking pull your fucking tongue out your fucking mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLOW!
I'll fucking

I'll fucking
I'll fucking hang you by your fucking dick
off a fucking twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker

I'll fucking
I'll fucking
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

>queen confuses andrew marr and putin
howl

>i do not like fake pepes
hat

>>66673279
link

>>66673244
are the fans clogged with dust

that usually happens after a few years

All right, y'all get ya weed out, get ya meth, get your skins
Don't forget your forty
And we gonna do it like this

I got, fat bags of skunk
I got, White Owl dub
And I'm about to go get lifted
Yes I'm about to go get lifted

I got, myself a forty
I got, myself a shorty
And I'm about to go and stick it
Yes I'm about to go and stick it

big fan of american frog

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didn't know he was such a manlet, can't be trusted with nukes 2bh

goddamn, i really want to hunt frogs and sell them to chinks

>>66673300
probs

cbf cleaning it though

just gonna build a pc with my neetbux haha

what are your opinions on icelad?

>>66673326
>>66673339
delete these too please.

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>>66673337

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>>66673331
medvedev is shorter

>>66673331
to be fair he's old and from a previous generation where people were shorter

a frozen shithole

>>66673364
>replying to an 8 minute old post

fuck off

>>66673367
why is obama walking towards the camera?

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Yeah ok m8

>>66673364
The thought of you actually writing that out and taking a picture just to reply to my shitty attention-seeking post literally has me writhing on the floor howling and screeching in fits of agony and ecstacy.

how come we aren't all 12'8?

I'm a thousand times taller than my parents, surely this occurs in every generation

You're minor, we're major

You're all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player

Don't make me have to call your name out

Your crew is featherweight; my gunshots'll make you levitate

>>66673436
Because of little fuckers like me who keep messing up the gene pool

>>66673436
you aren't 12'8?????????

lmao lads look at this fucking manlet

>>66673436
diet, environment and upbringing

just realised my sister probably has had a lesbian experience in paris

>>66673445
recognise these lyrics but cant remember the song

>all these non-/brit/ posters

The absolute state of /brit/

>>66673445
You really think you're cut out to take up the rap posting gimmick? Psh... Kid, biggies barely on a layer of irony, unless it's suicidal thoughts or everyday struggle

he is angry

>>66673466
>expecting something different in real JF hours

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ahh yes

fixed a problem where youtube videos weren't fullscreening properly (would leave a few millimetres of background showing on the left hand side and across the top). to stop it all i have to do is minimise the window and then maximise it again

>>66673464
Mobb deep

I'm only nineteen but my mind is older when things get real my warm heart goes cold

>>66673466
18 yank, 15 irish, 11 mexican, 7 icelandic, 7 brazilian, 5 australian, 4 leaf, 1 chilean

>1cm taller than hitler


i did it

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>>66673466

they all talk shit then come here for the top tier patter

>>66673492
really need a jewess wife

>>66673509
aaaaah yes thats it

VERY good song

>>66673436
not really, average is around the same height or slightly shorter than your dad depending on your mum's height

being significantly taller than both parents is uncommon

>please explain why you are suited to this role.
ah yes...the HR runt...very good....

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off to bed lads, goodnight

>And as Walter Benjamin (1968, 262) notes, “Hatred and [the] spirit of
sacrifice . . . are nourished by the image of enslaved ancestors rather than that of
liberated grandchildren.” This is important because whatever one’s attitudes
about the costs and benefits of immigration, a principal motivation for
encouraging massive non-European immigration on the part of the organized
Jewish community has involved a deeply felt animosity toward the people and
culture responsible for the immigration restriction of 1924–1965
bloody yanks fucking us over as always

>>66673540
it's 11:46 am

>>66673540
is he ok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0-8dwIjP9I

>0:26
is this the best of music ever created?

>>66673540
Good night x

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bit vile

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>>66673553
well good morning

>>66673554
he's better than ok

Talk slick, you get your neck slit quick.

Cause real street niggaz ain't havin that shit.

>>66673519
>Hitler weighed about 155 pounds and stood just less than 5' 10" tall. His weight is just an estimate because he refused to undress even for medical examinations.

What did he mean by this?

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there's aliens on mars lads

>>66673533
>being significantly taller than both parents is uncommon
thank fuck. my parents are like 5'3

>>66673562
were is this from?

hheheehehehhe

A blind man and a dead body, I'm read' to leave town
And get my cash though, hook up with Kastro
Homey had to blast on the task force
Stupid coppers tried to play us out, never that
They took my money and my stash, time to get 'em back

set my birthday on facebook to hidden

when not a single 'friend' (200 +-) sends me a message my status as social shut-in is confirmed

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>>66673558
goodnight

>>66673558
honestly what the fuck is going on with you? sometimes i see you posting at 3am when i'm going to bed then i look at /brit/ on my phone at 8.30am when im driving to work and you're posting. the fuck

>>66673592
rare flag

>>66673562
what sub reddit?

>>66673592
I did this from the start, even though lots of people would wish me a happy birthday there's no way I'm going to be runting about posting on everyones wall when it's theirs.

>>66673601
I don't sleep.
But I am always dreaming.

hahahahahahh >>66673618

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>>66673592
>under 10 people wished me happy birthday on my wall
>its some nerd from my highschool's birthday
>87 people have wished nerd a happy birthday... send him your best

>>66673615
/r/united_kingdom

>>66673584
you dads diary

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>>66673592
it's ok we're all losers here

dont have a facebook

But we can elevate and make it at the same time

Ain’t no basic limitation, it’s your own mind

Tryna climb over the mountain, reach the other side

They said "don’t get taken by the night"

>>66673594
hmmm

>>66673601
There's more than one you spacker

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[[[HELP]]]
McDonald's or Subway?

>>66673639
Me neither

Literally the only downside is not being able to use Tinder t bh

>>66673631
link

>>66673631
>posts that seem to come from people coming here only to attack the country in some sort of downvote brigade from another subreddit will be banned

we could learn from leddit

gonna apply for janny next time round and wipe the filth from this thread

PARKLIFE

>>66673670
McDonald's

>>66673670
whenever im craving disgusting food i just get a McGangBang

>>66673636
should I shave is a normie

>200 likes on Facebook profiler
>consistently get 200-300 likes on Instagram
Hmmm

Asked a girl who did psychology if she can tell me what the fuck is wrong with me

Safe to say I did not get her number haha

>>66673421
I had to be sneaky so my boss didn't see me taking a picture

>>66673691
don't care

arse is in immense pain

>>66673710

yeah sorry about that haha

recent gf simulator i stumbled across https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnkshXRLiTU

>>66673584
>>66673615
mother less

at least 0.0006014513% of iceland posts here

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>66673691
Reminds me of when a girl said she was antisocial and I thought she literally meant the personality disorder so I started going on about how fucked it is and how I hate everyone, but myself most of all

Turns out she just meant she was a bit socially awkward lmao

>>66673691
don't need a psychology degree to be able to diagnose you with runtitis

>>66673737
literally shouting and shrieking in pain and delight at this post

Paul caught two bitches in the den, commiting like ruff up in ten
Ten corpses dead with torches to the night into they brain
The pain didn't go away
So we buried them bitches on another day
No heaven sin, no evidence man you can't fuck with this
For you niggas wo won't give up all of yo shit
You gon' be a dead bitch

>>66673729
I think there are about 3 guys, but mostly me

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I don't know why I still come here
I have gained nothing from my time spent on this general and I have contributed nothing of value to it

>>66673737
Chavs on the street who spit and swear are "antisocial". Learn English you stupid cunt

>>66673737
normies don't know what antisocial means mate

>>66673746
embarrassing post

>>66673760

I value this contribution to the general

:)

Only come here when I'm drunk and bored 2bh

So after work and on the weekends.

>>66673766
nor do you apparently

>>66673760
Maybe you come here to be less alone?

>>66673786
runt life

legend has it that if you post a picture in reply to this post, you will someday marry the girl depicted in it

been here since I was 13

>>66673760
why do people think everything you have to do needs to be meaningful and contribute in some way

>>66673798
I'll kick your fookin 'ead in ya cunt

same

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@66673800

>>66673759
this changes everything

>>66673800
fuck off

>>66673809
here as in 4chan or here as in /brit/?

>>66673816
Something is off about that hand, but I can't put my finger on it..

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>>66673800

>>66673828
4chan

How was the get lads?

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>>66673800

>>66673834
leah was fitter and less of a bitch

up ur apprenticefu's nigga

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>>66673833

you only beat me to it because my internet went down

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>>66673816
>ywn be an aliem

>>66673809
Same tb h

Came from a shitty site called funnyjunk

Absolute runtcore

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>>66673863

>>66673851
Ahahah yes the filipino prozzie with multiple children

Have fun raising a load of Asian and Elliot Rodger lookalike brats

>>66673856
she's a qt anon. her shoulders are a bit wide

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>>66673856
what's going on here?

that is a boy

>>66673789
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial
hurr

>>66673880
LLF

she's not a prozzie though she works in retail

i'm not raising shite, just posted the first pic i saw in my files

>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic binman

>>66673856
Fuck she's beautiful la

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>>66673800
The legend is destined to fail.

>>66673900
*Bins you*

stop posting frogs!!!!

>>66673834
reckon she gets it straight from the source?

asocial

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making a playlist for my party saturday night

any bangers you think i should add?

Have not had a single birthday party or even any kind of gathering for 13 years

>>66673896
delete

>>66673920
look carefully at the bottom left pic for your answer

>>66673928
When's your Bday?

>>66673904
He looks good in that photo tb h

Pity he's literally going to lose in a landslide

>>66673922
https://youtu.be/i37OxPtzcV8

el gordito... largate

the only time I ever had a birthday party was when I was in kindergarten

happened with me when i was 20

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>>66673800

>>66673955
there are no urban youth attending lad

>>66673938
Doxxable information m8

>>66673956
He's so cute :(

>>66673952
he's leading by 7% in florida lol

>>66673970
Fat loser

>>66673937
Couple bennies and a long island or 2 and I can outclass him easily

>Only dopamine hit I get is when I talk to my oneitus

ha! xD

:---(

>>66673856
is she adopted?

>>66673998
piss of lisicki

>>66673979
how though? isn't he going to deport 50% of floridas population which is illegal cubans

*burps and accidentally vomits in mouth a little*

>>66673973
Bit sad tbf

So What? Some gay progressive house shit?

Please have country, it's on par with 90s rap

What did you do for your 18th?

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>>66673979
No he isn't

>>66674023
ur mum

>>66674023
Had sex

>>66674023
Went out for a nice dinner with my mum and dad

>>66674013
have a lot of mainstream stuff like fetty wap, drake, edm, 90's throwbacks like nsync, biebs

>>66674023
nothing

birthdays are a meme anyway

>>66674035
spot the loser with no friends haha

(it's you)

the MI6 is here, and is asking about your life when you were 18 YO :s

>>66674023
Worked

Got home at about 11, had a bath, talked to my mum for a bit and went to sleep

>>66674027
neither was Brexit

>>66674023
Stayed in on /brit/

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>>66674027
yes he is

stop looking at polls. they are wrong

>>66674027
Stop replying to him

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>>66674040

>tfw massive dicked 6'5 afro-caribbean stud
>tfw my only purpose in life is to breed middle aged married women
>tfw will never know true love

this song is pure VIBES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrf36QX1rgw

>>66673628
I used to get about eight, mostly family members. Now I'm quite confident I won't get any. I'm honestly not bothered by it too much, but I would prefer a positive surprise over the few posts I would've gotten.

Poll wanker loves his fucking polls

>>66674023
Went out on Friday to the pub and got fucked then went to a house party
Saturday went to a club and sniffed a load of MD, Got with lots of women because I asked for a wee bday Kiss, got caught sniffing in the toilets and the black man who sells cologne tried to accost my drugs and tied search me but the daft bastard didn't bother properly checking my front pocket, got kicked out, snuck back in for free, got battered by a load of farmers at the end

Spent Sunday (my actual birthday) in a very bad state

>>66674049
I was on holiday. I'm sure my friends would have been up for something if I had been home r-right?

>>66674052
slayed puss with a great vengeance and furious anger

*licks between my fingers*

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the gf

>>66674089
It's fine

i'll be your friend lad :)

>>66674067
Awful manager

>>66674067
how so?

what do you play at parties?

>>66674023
I was in bootcamp

listening to ghost
incredible band

>>66674023
had lots of parties with lots of friends and had sex with a lot of very attractive women

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>>66674055
Brexit was a completely different ball game

>>66674058
>stop looking at the polls

Yeah I would as well if I were you

Must be pretty depressing to realise Trump is going to lose Texas

Even he knows it

>>66674109
Killing it with Belgium

>>66674023
I was writing my first uni exams ever

my residence floor bought a cake for me and sang happy birthday which was great

>>66674086
it's like a pogues song.

shane?

>>66674112
Bit of Chopin

4chan are the useless washups

the 5% that didn't make it

>>66674126
it was a protest vote against PC culture and left wing politics

much like voting for Donald Trump

>>66674126
if it's polls you care about clinton has lost 9 points in the past two days. texas will not be going blue this year

>>66674144
don't know what you're saying and don't care frankly

>>66674112
east coast hip hop
trip hop
house, techno and dubstep if the mood is right

>>66674130
lets see how he does at the world cup

thinking of deputising a new gimmick any day now

>>66674179
t. Shit chomping plebeian

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>>66674193
Better than England, screen shot this post

>Trip hop

You cunts have really bad tastes in music, 90s hardcore rap and any form of traditional/country music is the best

Electric and techno music is usually the same oul repetitive shite but I don't mind a wee trance tune every now and then

well uh...
*paces slowly towards you*

Gimmick idea: retro gimmicks

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>>66674215
screenchopped

>>66674184
playing to the crowd with my playlist tbqh

a lot of the mainstream stuff is geared towards the girls who get absolutely amped when a beyonce song comes on

>>66674224
*grabs you by the throat*
B-Back off!

>>66674075
people that are close to me wished it to me in person or in messages, but im just going to do as you did and make the birthday private because its embarrassing to have such a low turnout

>>66674130
He was god awful at Everton and spoke a load of shit in interviews

>>66674218
>Electric and techno music is usually the same oul repetitive shite but I don't mind a wee trance tune every now and then
confirmed for having never listened to the genre in any depth and is hence clueless

opinion discarded

>>66674224
Stay back!
*Reaches for a kitchen knife*

>>66674233
i don't invite girls to my parties because they are plebs

[spoiler]and because i don't know any[/spoiler]