guess a country

>>66671848
UK

>>66671874
Only half of those apply to us though, half of them also apply to Japan.

>>66671848

>dont brush teeth

obviously england

>>66671848
Madagascar?

wait, no, they don't have banks

>>66671920
Which half?
To me it seems like everything on the list applies to the UK

>>66671848
korea

>>66671983
>> bad food
Debatable, we invented many famous dishes others now take credit for.
>> terrible weather
True
>> stupid people
Same as everywhere, Brits are responsible for shitloads of inventions.
>> no mountains
Wrong.
>> terrible accent
We have hundreds of accents, some make knickers wet and some make you want to stab your ear drums with an ice pick.
>> don't brush teeth
Nope, healthiest teeth in the world but more of our kids should have braces.
>> no traffic light
We fucking invented them!
>> terrible joke
Is that why it is so well exported?
>> trash everywhere
In some places, same as most countries.
>> can't produce modern architecture due to laziness
Less about laziness and more about lack of space.
>> always delay culture
What the fuck does this mean?
>> no industries except banks
Is Switzerland a shit hole too?
>> admire old grandma and its song
True
>> sarcasm not happy humor
We can mock ourselves, shows a sense of self security.
>> capital is blacked
Like many first world nations?

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>>66672130
>healthiest teeth in the world

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>>66672130
Switzerland IS a shithole
Literal mountains of shit and they live on them with their banks

>Healthiest teeth in the world
Is that is true then the pee of the Portuguese is magic

>>66672057
>no moutains

>>66672325
mountains*

>>66671848
Australia