/cp/ - Culture Pals

These video advertisements are pissing me off

>search ftm out of morbid curiosity to laugh at a few freaks
>109 results

What the fuck is happening to this world?

>>66665253
I've never used this before, do I need to post muh face on this site?

>66665732
If you want to have any success at all, yeah.

>>66665732

Yes

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What did you put as your favourite quote, boys?

>>66667311
Nothing at all.

>>66667311
Mine is "What did you put as your favourite quote, boys?" -Anonymous

>>66667311
Nothing but I should put some bullshit in French because that's literally the only good thing about me

This is such banter

I'm chatting up a '30' year old indian woman from Manchester

>one reply
>it was someone telling me to go away
about ready to end my life lads

this is fun though

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>>66667311
>>66667311
Guess what my favourite TV show is

>>66668707
First one is a bit edgy but that's otherwise pretty decent

>>66668804
It's said by a permanently happy cartoon golden labrador though so how edgy can it really be

/araceli6
it's time boys

>>66668850
Fair enough

>>66666025
>>66666572
Do I meet people on this site? What do I do exactly?

How up front can I be about sexual things? Can I just message people saying 'I want to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat' or will I get instabanned?

so my qt asked me if I'd had any gfs so I lied and said yeah, I asked her if she had any boyfriends and she said no. Should I come clean about my lie?

>>66669513
You'll look like an autist

>>66669567
good point, i should stick to my rule of completely avoiding saying anything stupid.

>>66669513
Just say none of them were anything serious and you've never had a proper long term relationship

>>66669628
okay, she keeps asking me how many gs I've had, is two a good, non-autistic number in your opinion? I don't want the number to be too large or It'll be more difficult to lie about.

>>66669787
*gfs

>>66667311
Autistic as I am I put in "Whatever happens, happens."

Cowboy Bebop ftw.

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>>66667311
"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

Also, for those who speak French: just out of curiosity, is pic related pretty coherent? I know it might fall flat in some parts, but the other person "is bad" at English, thus all our communication is in French.

Also, how do you say "m'lady" in French?

>>66669906
m'dame

>>66669906
Your French is grammatically really good, but it sounds a bit like a literal translation of English. Still pretty much understandable.
You could try "m'dame", but it sounds more working class than fine gentleman.

>>66669906
it's ok, no worries.

>>66670053
>>66669906
Why not mademoiselle? it's cringeworthy but she's probably not married so it's accurate.

I wouldn't call madame or m'dame any woman not married or below her 30's.
Mademoiselle? mam'zelle?

>>66670171
mademoiselle isn't used in france anymore.

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Took a selfie for the first time in my life to upload it on the website and I realized how ugly I am

>>66670171
>>66670179

It's not as cringy but could work.
Mam'zelle also kinda sounds working class tbqh

>>66670183
>>66670179

Well this is awkward :^)

>>66670200
I felt exactly the same.

>>66670214
mam'zelle sounds creole too. I wouldn't really use it.
For the fedora effect, simply "ma demoiselle", perhaps.
>>66670234
I can't remember the last time I used "mademoiselle" other than when flirting or talking with a kid. It's easier to use her name.

so many german girls have brown eyes 0.0

How are the lads holding up?

>>66670378
>flirting or talking with a kid
10/10

/Avr_c

Anyone else been visited multiple times by this person? She keeps looking at my profile but hasn't even opened the message I sent.

>>66670200
WQhat do you look like anon?
It cant be that bad

>>66670907
I have a big potato nose that's bent sideways

I just saw QT's pussy

>>66671346
Skype or noods ?

>>66671400
Snapchat

>>66671511
Did you screencap ?

Silent morning, give me an autistic opening line please

>>66671634
Yes I did

>>66671770
Good lad

>>66671718
Try 'what's your favorite vegetable'

>>66671718
Not him but try this.

You seem to smile alot, I wouldn't be smiling if I lived in [country]

or

You don't seem to smile a lot in your pictures, then again I wouldn't be smiling if I lived in [country]

>>66671800
Vegetables are for chumps

Qt has been talking to several people :/

>>66671867
bit rude

>>66671867
Nah it's not silent morning autist level. I need legit spergout >>66671800

>>66671982
Don't listen to Brits
They never get any Puccini due to their fucked up teeth and pussy attitude

Just told a girl my sexual preference is trees

Ironically my captcha was to select trees

>>66672059
You are ecosexual

>>66672035
Your women cream over our accents lad

>>66671979
that's normal

>>66672078
Thanks lad I'll use that.

This girl doesn't think my sexual desire for trees is weird

>>66672092
Well they betrayed my trust
I can never love again

should I get into pen palls

what's the point

>>66672161
why? Did she tell you that she doesn't talk to anyone else?

I've used language exchange for basically everthing since I started IP.

It's great to start convos but doesn't really lead you anywhere.

How do you guys do it without sounding like total creeps

>>66672104
Welcome :))

>>66672198
Well "she" was acting all faithful and when I indirectly questioned, I found out they had been talking to others too so I was just being trolled

>>66672168
Someone help me out here. Do I have to be handsome to shitpost with anons across the globe on interpals?

>>66672439
Implying I am not telling people they are being ecophobic for not understanding my ecosexuality

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>>66672478
w-what

>>66672439
Ip is for qt hunting and shit postin

>>66672490
sounds like my kinda fun desu phamalama, sign me up


or rather wait a minute while I sign up

>>66672478
Ecosexuals unite

All I want is someone to be lewd with and cuddle with, is that so much to ask for? Will I ever find a qt for me?

>>66672509
Bost link

>>66672545
if I put my name location and face on 4chan that that would be a huge mistake tho

>>66672439
No

And if you want you can shot post our Discord chat as well tbqh anon

>>66672606
shitpost on our*

>>66672540
Fuck off white cis scum. Only think with your cock. Fucking pitiful.

>>66672606
Give me discord pls

>>66672606
>>66672628
sounds like a good time. Now Im filling out the about section. I feel like putting down my favorite TV shows is corny tho

>>66672702
>>66672717
/cp/ Discord chat invite link:


https://discord.gg/V99hxDA

>>66672717
David Attenborough - tree of life is a good shout

>>66672791
>>66672780
link me yer profiles nigs

>>66672677
Did you just assume my gender? I'm triggered desu.

>>66672885
Join the Discord then you diphead

>>66672830
"no"

>>66673060
I'm already in the discord you nincompoop

>>66665253
I love that pic OP. Reminds me of my sisters broken humor.

>>66673077
Post profile there then

https://www.interpals.net/FungusAmongUs

>>66667311
Maybe I wanna die?
Maybe I'm so cool I wanna die.

>>66673346
oh shit should I add some of these people looking at my shit

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Ghanou gives some life advice. What a nice man.

>>66673346
Add me nerds I need some shitposters to talk to

>>66673732
Don't tell me what to do, faggot.

>>66673749
you know you want to, faggot

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I like coming back to these threads, sometimes they make me want to activate my account, but then I realize no qt will have interest in a neet.

>>66673881
Lol hahaha

>>66673749
Fungus are so hard to get rid of

>>66671634
Doesn't screencapping snapchat on your iphone give the other person a notification or was that some stupid rumor?

>>66673732
Sent :^)

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I think I'm gonna like it here

my gorl said i look like steven gerrard, wtf?

Has anyone else seen the finnish guy who looks like han solo?

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>talked to qt for over a month
>she starts becoming more distant, rarely replying to my messages even though she's online
>finally she tells me she found a bf who is coming to visit her
>I play it off cool but I'm dying inside
>two weeks pass, haven't spoken to her since
>I get a message from her
>she says she's depressed
>tells me he was already married
>mfw

>>66674762
cause u look like stevie gerrard m8

>>66674762
I'll be the judge of that.

>>66675118
Mate, if she's the type of person who's able to flip like that she's not worth it in the long run.

slow thread.

>>66675533
Not much to talk about tbqh

>>66675658
Do you have any good opening lines you use alot, I need more.

>>66675682
>opening lines
not that guy, but hwut?

>>66675682
Well, I'm attractive so I literally just say "Hi how are you" either that or bantz them about something in their profile. Ex: some german(or New Syrian if you prefer) girl had on her profile that she was learning latin so I busted on her and called her a nun or something like that.

>>66675992
Idk if I'm quite good looking enough but tempted to try this

>>66675992
Out of the one times I did a bantz, I've had a 100% success rate.

Then I spilled my spaghetti

>>66676054
>>66675992
I do pretty well on the bants but for some reason I go through phases where I can't think of anything funny at all.

>>66676017
>>66676054
Just make a dumbass joke, don't take yourself too seriously and have fun with it. If she thinks you're an autist just move on to another one

>>66676103
you make a good point, not really a whole lot to lose

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>>66676103
Thank you, that's what I was doing wrong. I was focusing too much on maximizing my chances of success instead of just having fun.

>>66676103
Yeah I found other qts since then. The following message was really wordy (assuming she would've replied anyways).

>>66676397
Don't ever worry about it, just roll with it! If you say some stupid shit and it doesn't go over well just laugh about it and admit it was dumb and move on. Can't be afraid of making mistakes or worried about every girl liking you since some girls will dislike you for literally no reason so it's best not to worry.

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Got this message last night. The country says Pakistan but the message says India. She says she's in her 30s but Interpals says she's 19.

Anyone had any messages like this before? It's just a strange one. If it's real then it's heart warming. But if its fake then to what end?

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I just wanna knock chad out cold, crack him right on the chin. Smug bastard that has never had to go through the shit that I have.

>>66677040
Why is your name britcuck?

>>66677076
>>66677040
Don't mean anything offensive. But I haven't been here in a while and I can remember being referred to as that because I was cucked by a Turkish girl and didn't want anyone who remembered that to think I was you.

>>66677231
do you want me to be britcuck2?

/burgurgur

>views me a bunch of times
>finally send her message
>she reads it and blocks me

>>66677474
Nah, I've not been here a while so I'd like to hear the story. The general is small enough that once I've said I'm not the Britcuck who had the Turk, people will adapt afterwards.

>>66675118
Block her and move on, plenty of qts out there...as >>66675347 said, looks like a desperate attention-whore...

>>66671979
Where's your qt from

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>>66677231
For those who don't remember

>>66677231
>>66678558
What happened?

>>66665253
Just got this flag shit working
Can people who don't have it installed see my flag?

>>66679495
They can't.

>>66679555
Darn. At least I know who has it.

im getting cucked LEFT AND RIGHT

>>66678982
Other Brit was going strong with this lass, did loads of romantic shit in Turkey, it all seemed to be going well, he posted some photos of his trip and made us all believe in love again. A few weeks later these photos were reposted and some guy in the Netherlands recognised her. Turned out he'd been messaging her saucy shit, even as the Brit had been out there staying with her.

That's what I remember anyways

>>66680467
and you know what? I LIKE IT

we need more posters

>>66681391
Who the fuck are you

>>66681534
who the fuck are you?

>>66681573

>>66681832
cornishbrah is that you?

hi lads
you wanna fug something
I wanna fug something
I had been erect since morning
for absolutely no reason

>>66682310
>lads
it's just me and you here lmao.

im drunk

>>66682219
Oui

i might make some more threads on /r9k/ it sucks when it's this slow.

>>66682426
Go for. It normally perks up in the afternoons either way, but normally I'd be working right now.

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>>66682452
bro do you have skype or discord, I'm so lonely

>>66682480
aww

>>66682480
The Discord link was passed around not so long ago, buddy.

Check the last thread.

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I think this girl had legit autism, she kept sending me text walls that just got bigger and bigger, I would've quit if she wasn't so cute.

>>66682552
I thought that was just an ebin trole?

>>66682601
It's not, dude. Hop on.

>>66682541
Do you want to be my austrailian pal?

>>66682452
Also, I'd be working right now if I didn't quit my job lmao.

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>>66682310
why haven't you bought one yet?
>>66682580
drop her or get on the phone rn

Ok, so I read the sticky but am still a bit confused. I mean should I try to be serious or just send pastas. Besides do you go for girls in your vicinity or the point of the site is to meet people from other countries. Also if I'm in Germany atm but am originally from another country what do I put as country?

>>66682969
This site is shit m8 dont let these autists fool you

>>66682737
I'm sharing a room with a polish guy atm, three would be a crowd. I'm getting one when he moves away this month.

I can't decide between Galil and Holo.

>>66682969
Just set Germany as your current location, but explain that you're a foreigner in your bio (if you want).

And most people usually go for foreign women. Poland might be a good place to look for a chick for you.

>>66682969
Germany is gonna get you way more possi than any other european country that isn't Britain, or France for gooks.

I'm speaking from experience since the day I moved to britain I had been getting spontaneously visited by at least 10 russians/ukies a day.

It's too bad I actually found a girl I genuinely care about now.

>>66682653
Why'd ye quit?

>>66683301
>>66683235
Then what's the point if I can't meet them, or is it only for chat?

>>66684078
If you pick countries that are easy to get to it can work. I have an Italian, there's a German with a French lass and I don't know what the Czech lad is playing at but he seems to spend all his time in Germany nowadays. Obviously if you ed up with a Venezuelan, Belorussian or Kiwi qt it's going to end in tears and frustration

>>66684166
The thing is that as a stundent I don't have the money nor the time, so it seems like there's nothing for me in it. Thanks for the (You)s though.

>>66684226
I'm a student too and so is my qt. Heading to Italy to spend new years with the qt and she came to see me here a few weeks back. We're also going to the UK, France and Portugal together this year. I thought German students were treated better than Brits and Italians.

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>>66682580
Aren't you worried about people thinking you're weird if you're on it at this time of day?

I'm scared to go on:
>any time before about 6pm
>any time on friday or saturday
because otherwise I'll look like an abnormie as they can see what time it is where you are.

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>finns

>>66684314

Where are you spending New Years in Italy? I was in Venezia during it last yeah, it was incredible.


btw, dude. Things got lewd as fuck with the Canuck yesterday

'ey lads. smalteser deleted her profile.

>tfw no pizza

>>66684752
Oooh check you out. Lake Como but she goes to uni in Milan so we're getting a good mix of city and rustic

>>66685021

Nice dude, have a good time in Italy! That sounds like a good upcoming new years

>>66685269
Cheers. The whole missing each other thing hasn't been too tough either to be honest, largely because I've got off interpals so I don't constantly have that source of temptation. Probably for the first time in my life I have full confidence in my current relationship, that's pretty scary innit

>>66684663
I think she's hungry for tuga cock desu. She has visited my profile like 3 times in the past 2 days.

>>66683301
Post her profile.

>make female account to troll this specific faggot
>like 15 guys message me within an hour
>10 times more autisitc than me and creepy as fuck

And I thought I was pushing the line, Jesus fuck

>>66685526

Yeah dude I hear you.

You know what's crazy about my situation? like, before with the Italian, that was something that started off very slow but progressed a lot over time and during our prime, turned out to be a life changing experience (seriously) for me. after that whole thing ended, I haven't wanted to do this LDR thing or really talk to many QTs. But things with this Canadian are fitting so well it's overwhelming. like, we've only been talking for a week, but I'm so into this girl already, and she's so into me it's almost as if like, it's perfect. Even one of my friends said "dude you're a fucking idiot if you don't try to make that work". It's incredible actually. we are "Skype dating" right now. But I told her things shouldn't become official until we meet in real life. But I can tell she would say yes if I asked her about going official now. Honestly, this is so awesome and unexpected that I feel overwhelmed

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that feel when I diagnosed a grilles with a personality disorder just reading her profile

>>66686631
>your kind
Madman.

>>66686381
Oh my god, they're all so autistic.
No wonder I get cuties so easily, there's NO fucking competition

>>66686631
laffin

>>66686412
That's really good news. With the Italian I didn't ever try anything, we were talking for nearly a year without it ever escalating behind friends, I guessed she liked me because would you really go all the way to Spain to see someone you didn't?, and then a day it two beforehand she messaged me asking if something was going to happen between us and we've been official since we met.

But yeah you're a moron if you fuck this one up, just get there as soon as you can, any time spent waiting is time a wasting

>>66687481

The thing I like about this QT is I am doing the whole "be yourself" meme, but it's actually working. I don't feel as if I need to play myself up or anything like that. She's actually genuinely interested. But yeah I hear you. I'm gonna try to get out there soon, Early January at the very latest. I totally would go this coming month, but at work I had already made some schedule changes before we even started talking. and then with December and the holidays, she's going home to see family and stuff. so it'll probably be right after New Years for us. I feel pretty comfortable with that timeframe to. Since we are in the same TimeZone, and we have lots of interesting that pull us together. I'm not worried

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How is it going guys?
I'm taking a siesta with my French qt right now.

>>66688450

I see your nipple

>>66688489
Yep that was intended

>>66688450
She looks awfully like a pillow. Anyways, I'm listening to Wu Tang on bus to Gijón to go see the football with a mate like a normie cunt

>>66667311
"In this moment I am euphoric, not because of some phony God's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence." - A.A. Lewis, C.S. Lewis's great-grandfather

>>66688806

"Flies spread disease, so keep yours closed"

This thread is like 12 year olds talking to girls for the first time

>>66686297
>One girl I care about
>post her profile
nigga are you retarded or what

>>66689066

Don't be mean

>>66680478
That guy was lying but in the end I was cheated on.

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This ad is pissing me off

>>66689856
FATTIE DETECTED

>>66689917

actually I'm a bit underweight

>>66689971
>flag
So a bit over by our standards right?

>>66689832
Oh lush, he was speaking to her though wasn't he? I was in that thread, I remember sitting there agape at it

>>66690013

actually I fit in pretty well. When I was in Italy, I had people ask me what country I was from, and they acted surprised when I said American.

>Girl looking at my profile all day and replying fast til she went to bed
>She's been online all day and latest message she hasn't even opened

Fuck is dis shit nigguhs

>>66691315
Chad Thundercock happened, lad.

>>66691471
Chad wouldn't waste 5 minutes on her, bitch can barely speak english

>>66691471
Oh she just replied, thanks moortugal

What you niggas listening to? We /mu/ now
https://youtu.be/JOKn33-q4Ao

>>66691912

https://youtu.be/B-Rg5N_t4aM

>>66690432
>what country are you from?
>American

>>66692387

God dammit. Ignore my grammar, I'm posting from my phone.

>>66692517
I don't know what you were even trying to say

>>66691912
Patrician taste coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuG39sZxMp8

>>66695267
Nice

>>66689334
Which cunt? Get lewds yet?

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How do YOU mock boring girls?

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>I'll will call you later
20 minutes later
other qt messages me
>I'm ready now
>>I'm talking to a friend now

Did I sperg out or was this alpha as fuck?

>>66696676
You just ruined her day.

>>66696760
This. If she liked you she now thinks you're playing her

Any of you other faggots delete/re-activate your profile when things dry up?

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>>66696760
>>Are you upset
>I'm in a good mood

>>66696867
No, but qts never dry up for me tbqh :^)

>>66698003
Site isn't giving me any exposure. Went from 150 views a day to 0. Can't even search out qts myself either because the search is broken.

>tfw Icelandic turbo chad visits my profile
I'm not even a girl wtf

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guys I'm getting turbo roasted

>>66698300
kek this happened to me too

>>66698847
What a goddess.

Even random normies understand that leafs are cancer

>>66698847
ebin, simply ebin

>>66698847
That girl is gorgeous. I wish she was my gf.

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>>66698847
holy shit

>>66698847
Where were you when leafs got out bantzed by a girl?

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Koreans try to look western and westerners try to look like Koreans trying to be western when will the cycle end.

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Do you have a /dangerous qt/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro7yHf_pU14

do you ever just get stumped with a true, "what did she mean by this" moment when talking to non native English girls

Another day with no qt of my own. No one to be lewd with or go on adventures with. No one to share my life with. Just loneliness day after day.

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Who are the most tsundere qts?

for me it's other SA cunts -- they always assume I'm a favelado because I'm mixed

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>>66703249
>not being a glorious southern

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>>66698847
>

>>66703571
she stopped talking to me too

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>>66703512

delet

>>66703571
>>66698847
Lmao, blowing cucks the fuck out

>>66703249
>>66703622

Also, most other South Americans aren't interested with BRs just because they prefer to talk with people from far away tbqh

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>>66698847

why is she so obsessed with black men?

>>66703654
blowing? if you talking to her past 3 messages she implodes she's fucking autistic

>>66703740

aka want to marry a dumb foreigner and leave their reggaeton shithole

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I use my dad's photo as profile

>>66704278
Stop acting like a beta and upload your own photo, ffs anon

>>66704278
laffin

>>66704366

but I'm not white -- it's possible to chat with int qts

>>66703766
i think she is just autistic or smth

>>66704479
That could actually be a plus when chatting with nordic/german girls tbqh

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so fucking Lewd

>>66704535

That's a meme to trigger insecure teenagers on int

>>66704665
But really, most girls on /interpals/ are afraid of the middle easterner/north africans guy since then are the ones who harass them, being a Brazilian you're fine on IP though.

going to RP as a brazilian lesbian

are there qt desi girls in interpals??

>>66704791
post results

>>66704904

Will do

After I find a random qt to use as my avatar I'll post the profile for r8s

>>66698847
>>66703571

I'm trying to break her, will post results.

>>66669513
I guarantee she lied too, so don't worry about it.

All girls lie about their experience with boys.

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found my Avatar qt, what do you think?

>>66704798

Lots dude

>>66705299
Are you actually going to roleplay?

Good luck reading messages from Turks

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>>66705416

you just can't fabricate this

>>66705114
good luck lad

>>66705299
are you sex?
are you disco?

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Russian QTs have been messaging me since I went to germany. They are polite and nice, but 99% go pro putin sooner or later and I just can't get past that.

And the girls I actually care about don't reply anymore

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>>66706179

please translate

>>66706336
what about the fat girl you jerked off to?

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>>66706435
She would be cute if she wasn't a fucking walrus
why do people do this to themselves

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>>66706574
If you remind me one more time I fucking swear I will go and hang you on your guts Sven.

I'm traumatised
I literally fucking violated myself

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>>66706630

>>66706577

she's 10/10 as it is

Which country likes Bongs the most?

>>66706743
no she's not.
Her legs look like fucking dolphins

>>66706846
gooks

>>66706577
This
She looks like she would be such a god damn cutie if she took better care of herself.

>>66706574

Tell me the story, what did he do?


also, any update with Train girl?

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>>66706930
I BEG YOU DON'T MAKE HIM

>>66706864

you just can't handle the stress test

how edgy is my avatar qt?

https://www.interpals.net/Picole

>>66706930
well if i remember correctly he added some fatty on skype who made moaning sounds to which he wanked off, then his mum was in the other room preparing to go to work or something, sounds like a mid life crisis 2bh

>also, any update with Train girl?
no but we have an exam next week so hopefully i will see her then

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>>66707242
you made it sound even worse
why do you even remind everyone?
I made it clear I wanted to forget that
I have a really shitty self esteem as is

I mean it, I beg you, please just stop

>>66707242

WAIT. That story sounds familiar. Kek

Good luck tho bro

>>66707300

Stop tripfagging and it goes away.

>>66707300

Why would you tell people about that?

>>66707390
I was in some bizzare way hoping you guys would comfort me.

I must have been drunk or something

>>66707300
it's a funny and slightly disgusting story, you shouldn't have posted it here if you didn't want people knowing

>>66707448
It makes me feel really fucking vulnerable.

must be really impossible to be a real woman in this site

3 min into the fake profile and I already had to block the entire arabic world

>>66707517
Its ok mate I once fucked a black girl. We all get over it

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>>66705114
Dumping chat log.

Don't laugh, I have autism.

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>>66707645
Autismo pt. 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

>>66707614
I was kinda guilt tripped into the whole thing

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>>66707645

>>66707683
How can you be guilt tripped? Was your cam on?

>>66707904
Give my an interpals profile or something and I will tell you

>>66707645
i thought you left us boat

>>66708081
I don't post as often as I did before, but I'm still around.

I'm more active on Discord.

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>tfw never get a reply when inquiring about being physical penpals with someone

It doesn't really bother me, I just wish they would tell me "no" if they don't want to.

>>66707977
/Jamaa10
Sorry for being late I just got out of work

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>>66665253
Hey everyone, just a regular burger here. Does anyone else have an account on this website?

I've been trying to find a Spanish speaking partner to Skype with for a while on the site, but I'm having no luck. We'd only need to talk for five minutes for a home work assignment (I'd have to record the conversation).

The professor says we need to talk about the environment and I'd ask for your opinions on pollution, traffic, overpopulation, etc.

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>>66709027
Are you 12?

>>66709027
Go for a qt, explain to her your assignment, then turn it into a blossoming relationship as your skills develop over the course of the year.

>>66709139
>professor
>12

Yes. I am a twelve year old burger.

How long do you usually wait before making a qt yours?

>>66709261
I don't wait at all.

>another night without a qt European bf
;-;

>>66709591
Are you a literal male homosexual, or?

>>66709672

You know god damn well that's a faggot.

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>Started talking with old French qt again

>>66709743
Let the man dream.

Whoever told me to check out the discord channel needs to get glassed, it's just a bunch of non-lifting faggots circle jerking one another.

>>66709753

>Older French qt
Lucky bastard, I really want an older qt. Teach me your ways senpai.

>>66709753
gib chat if it's not too personal

The discord is some spicy autism

>>66709591
Try /SilentMorning

>>66709995
Init