""""""germans""""""" >>>/out/ edition
invited: actual germans
/balt/
>inviting anyone ever
>>66662779
adblock is great
am from germany and ethiopia
hello guys
>inviting foreigners after the catastrophe that was /cum/ + /brit/ + /lat/
>>66662816
you're right
no Southern Californians allowed either
>>66662854
/deustch/ visited once. It was breddy cool.
>>66662880
Moin
>I would balkanize and combine Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, North Carolina, and Tennessee into the independent nation of Appalachia
finna listen to migos rn bruhs (<-- original us lingo right there)
Ich liebe Deutschland. Alle sagen: Ich Liebe Deutchland! Aber Ostereich ist besser.
Sometimes I think I'm not American because I'm a Negro
>>66662779
2016 it's Mexico-Germany dual year
includes cultural events that build bridges of understanding and cooperation, activities will show the commonalities in the roots, traditions and aspirations of both cultures.
Hah, bit of bants with the lads
wahh theres nothing to eat /cum/-chan
can u bring me sumthing
>>66662964
>tfw east TN
We'd be bringing in all the money tbqh.
I mean, fuck, we got ORNL and Dollywood.
That's like, 100 million thousand billion dollars right there, dude.
lads just want you to know cheese and kracker hashish method is not so effective
but put kaliforniya oregano in oven with oil for 25 minutes and you feel better than tovarishch stalin on night of trotsky ice-picking
Are Finns welcome?
>>66663041
>>66663013
to be honest thats a pretty american thing to think...it is like "muh heritage thinking"
>>66663088
is it true you have sauna's in your homes?
>>66663013
If the negro-mixed Southerners are American, then you're definitely American.
If you're Mexican, you are literally NOT AMERICAN.
GET OUT MEXINERDS
>>66662964
Appalachia deserves to be independent. We would be a coal exporting super power
why don't canadians celebrate Halloween?
>>66663238
Canadians are so weird wtf
>>66663211
Coal is a valuable energy source in the current year. :DDD
>>66663135
Yes. Though in cities with apartment buildings there's usually one or more saunas to be shared with all the inhabitants. In more fine apartments there's your very own sauna.
>>66662964
not bad.
>>66663211
Oh yeah, we have coal.
>tfw huge export
>tfw home to one of the most important research bases in all of America
>white
NO ONE WOULD STOP US
>>66663088
do you wear the cat ears and stocking?
>>66663238
wtf canada???
What are your thoughts on Ethiopia? Dont be rude pls
>>66663289
how many times do you use it per week?
>>66663211
i'm going to live in the appalchian hills and dig for ginseng and mushrooms
>>66662730
not trying to be edgy, but it's naive to think the government can't violate the constitution when it does it constantly
>>66663359
Best friend is banging one. They are pretty nice people and are actually KANGS and the first REAL CHRISTANS and decendents of king solomon.
>>66663359
Honorary whites.
>>66663378
Once or twice. Though sauna is the best with lads and lots of beer. It's God tier with sauna, lads, beer and palju. Pic related.
>>66663551
Isnt drinking alcohol, which dehydrates you, a bad idea in a sauna?
>>66663725
Yes but we're Finns so we don't care! Though you can always drink water too.
>tfw too intelligent to be smart
>tfw when too weeb to have gf
*breaks into your butthole and steals your poo*
>>66663551
>that image
Isn't that just a hot tub?
>>66663904
>Canadian humor
Just post that in /brit/ and watch as they applaud you.
Disgusting scoundrels.
>>66663358
you might think dressing up as a police officer for your WHITE Halloween party is fun. But consider that 1.6 millions black males are killed every hour by racist, militarized police forces throughout the USA
its raining
>>66663955
sorry
First for Wisconsin
Burn Illinois burn
>>66663952
Delete this picture of me
>>66663521
>>66663418
I know, just wanted to hear it from you, thanks. German-Ethiopian is literally god tier
>>66664010
like 3 days late lmao
we're having rain again in a couple days
>>66663013
You're more American than spics and other brown people but less so than Europeans.
Could be worse.
>>66664061
stupid weatherman
>big rainstorm coming in from the gulf of alaska, look for wet weather starting tuesday
>fucking nothing
>CLEAR BLUE SKY yesterday
niggers.
>>66662779
ich bin ein deutcher gutte ja
gefragt mich :D:D
>>66664022
>never going to live in Point Place in the 70's
>>66664152
In my anus
>>66664152
please leave the baltic region alone mate
>>66664152
dumb commie poster
>>66663952
very good
Yes hello I am 1/68th German, or Doitch as they say :DDDD
>>66664269
Deutsch, gtfo of my thread
>>66664175
Svenska kvinnor bitte posten mehr ja klar
>>66664269
Hallo deutscher :D
>>66664152
And a cyka blyat to you too young miss!
>>66664298
nein, das ist nicht gut mein bruder
>>66664302
Mein deutche bruder :D:D
Jeder schreibt jetzt auf deutsch weiter sonst wird er gebannt
>>66664010
just starting here too
>>66664052
to be honest, I will take ethiopians over somalians anyday. They make the horn of africa look bad.
>>66664152
shut up pedojew
>>66664293
ahem, ik lurneh doitch. ik biin americaner :DDDD
>>66664302
Fetti was geht :^oooooo
>>66664416
t. """"Preußer""""""
What
Oh I'm sorry, I thought thid was /cum/ but it looks like it's actually /doutche/ instead
>>66664389
aber was? Was soll's!
WTF das ist jetzt /deutsch/
What are you dressing as for halloween?
>>66662779
I heard nazi invitation?
>>66664547
Please, speak french
>>66664566
>halloween
ahahahhaa
>>66664520
4chan is kill
We're just parasites feeding on the corpse as it decomposes, soon all that'll be left behind is dust and bones
>>66664555
NC bitte
>dGw dieses Miehm tot ist
>>66664529
Hey it's true.
See you later, "/cum/"
>>66664611
franzosich is fur africans zu spechen nicht ein weiss junge
>>66664697
German is for turks ayy lmao
>>66664589
would this be the equivalant of us dressing up like christopher columbus and laughing at native americans or going around with a whip and talking in a southern drawl?
I didnt mean for /deutch/ to actually come here
>>66664741
this is all your fault
>>66664741
verpiss dich
>>66664732
ich sterbe
>>66664741
Way to go commie
das ist jetzt ein deutschland faden
>>66664052
Had an Ethiopian immigrant back in school.
He integrated almost instantly and was quite intelligent.
I think he eventually got into Honor's classes.
>>66664857
Das kannst du deinem Friseur erzahlen fetti
>>66664734
Yes, that's the traditional dress for holocaust memorial day. When we honor the fallen kikes
Hey guys it's scarce here
Germans are inferior to French
Why do I smell like cum
>>66665206
t. baguette
>>66664864
nearly all childs of my fathers friend got a full scholarship for universitiy.
Is it hard to get a perfect gpa in the us?
>>66664857
>>66665225
Ask daddy
>>66665296
friends*
>>66665296
>childs
>>66665370
children, sry im too tired
>>66665206
Je suis une quebecois tres belle. J'approve cette message. Hon hon hon hon.
hey guys
>>66665772
Oh hey buddy
>I'm missing half my brain
I'm missing half my brain
>>66662779
>that picture
>>66665885
>>66665807
heh heh
his last name is butt
oi
>>66665885
>>66665917
racist tbqh
>>66665817
It wasn't half his brain, the surgeons only removed most of his prefronal cortex and it cured his epilepsy and scizophrenia. Show some respect for one of the great tripfags of our time.
>ywn remove an anon's brain
almost there buds
>>66663058
yahh eat this
(fist flying towards your face)
>>66666085
Good humour!
Me parece gracioso!
>>66666193
>humour
Please I just want to succeed at one thing in my life
Don't mind this post
>>66666765
POO
>>66666678
reeeee
MY CELL PHONE IS RANGE UP BANNED REEEEEEEE
>>66667034
kys phoneposter
>>66666379
Yes that is indeed a word of which I intended to use there.
>>66667074
what's wrong with phone posting?
Johnny c*sh is entry-level garbig
>>66667034
me too
>>66667191
>>66667191
you're not gonna make your shit opinions into a meme
i just watched a reaction video of a couple watching walking dead and they start screaming and crying
jesus christ
>>66667343
>watching reaction videos unironically
you have 15 seconds to name a good reaction video channel
>>66667381
they were watching it on the anthony cumia show
>>66667381
the eeee ee ee eUUUU UUUU UUUU UUU UU HHHHHHH UUUhhh uuuuuhuhhhhhhhhh uUUUUUHHHHH
-------0TIMES UPPP!!!!!
>>66667343
The only emotional urges I have to fight off while watching TWD is the burning desire to watch something else instead
>>66667381
EDP445 and the continuing incompetence of the Philadelphia eagles
>those stupid new ads on the 4chan mobiles site
Kill yourself chink moot
>>66667294
Not a meme, teenager.
F
>>66667477
you said the same thing yesterday and you're jsut trying to force it
>>66667482
where'd dwayne go?
>>66667428
i keep watching it because im curious what will happen, there's nothing redeemable about it and it's a terrible show but the cliff hangers keep me coming back
i skim through the episodes and condense them down to about 10-15 minutes once you take away all the fluff
>>66667252
Bet you like floyd too.
>>66667534
nah i like pink
>>66667517
To the world of rocks
>>66667586
>>66667586
dont you start
>>66667514
Bears repeating.
People who tout cash have literally no knowledge of country and western.
>>66667586
>>66667631
thank you for visiting us, you are the best posters on this board, please stay
oh for fucks sake
>>66667667
ok, tell me why he's bad
tell me why his 70 year legacy in folk and country is all a sham
>get off work
>plan on going to go vote after work
>look at local news
>Arkansas Supreme Court suspends medical marijuana from ballot
im just gonna wait for my day off
Johnny Cash isn't that great. He is good but he isn't the god some people who don't know anything about country pretend he is
>>66667747
>>66667793
Yo hablo gran día mes amigos!
>>66667799
t. hank wiliams fan
>>66667793
>>66667823
Nada mal, pero puedes mejorar.
Grill that I haven't seen in over a month just texted me how I've been
I don't know how to feel about this desu
>>66667799
t. yankee
>>66667732
Man, if you actually listened country and western you would hear why.
He's a big part of the deplorable state of modern "country".
>>66667890
actually its mostly yankees who jerk off cash so much
>>66667871
>>66667863
Not him, but fuckin' A right.
VERY canadian post.
what is purpose of country australia
is like crusty semen stain on mattress, runoff of great UK seed better deposited elsewhere
>>66667944
am i the onlyone who thinks that this painting of jesus actually shows jesus having a big ass dong?
>>66667931
100% this.
And arkansansans, but they're a meme anyway.
>>66667998
t. runglish pro
>ywn be a highway man
>>66668001
>>66668077
>>66668040
>am i man
>or meme
>arkansan
>>66668066
Not with that attitude.
>>66668066
>you will never sail a schooner round the Horn to Mexico
If you were one of the retards from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which one would you be?
>>66667799
Numbers evidence this man speaks true words.
Hey who the fuck got the get
>>66666666
there's nothing better than a arizona ice tea in the afternoon
>>66668163
>>66668176
>from /brit/
Fucking of course
>>66667890
Post driver's license.
>>66662964
>tfw
>want Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Rhode Island, Massachusetts and Upstate New York to become neutral independent country
Call it Newland, Lobsters Brownbread and shiet, not try and start shit with russia and exclude coloreds
>>66668176
you couldn't let /cum/ have a get for once?
because you were shitposting in fucking /brit/?
>>66668186
Drinkin a greenie with voddy rn.
Only didn't get a palmer bc feelin a little ill.
>>66668060
more so pro of deciphering worth
and despite social shortcoming, have quite intricate understanding of world, people who inhabit it
>>66668244
no u
wish this was me
>>66668356
texas is still just like that
those boys love their guns
>>66668356
That IS me, for I live in the most superior province.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EtMQeBOguA
>tfw just maybe she's gonna be the one that saves you
>>66668420
bit gay
>>66668411
literally lived around mill woods it was fucking terrible
im gonna masturbate cause theres really not much else to do anymore :/
>>66668262
>someone says their from upstate
>ask where
>"finger lakes"
>mfw
>>66668508
Get a trazodone prescription and spend 80% of your time in dreamscapes.
Worked for me.
I like jerking off to hot trannnies
>>66668356
Let me fix this picture with some flags.
>>66668440
There's nothing gay about true love
>>66668635
/cum/ poker night WHEN?
>>66668635
Bretty gud, really.
Keep being the only tolerable+ namefag this general has ever seen.
>>66668296
it's impossible to truly understand anything
knowledge is a social construct
>>66665772
hey Rajeed
>>66668683
Would devastate you guys and you'd love every minute of it, desu.
>>66668774
>>66668683
TABLETOP
A
B
L
E
T
O
P
>>66668774
none of you can get by my p-p-p-p-poker face
>>66667174
you must only post from a desktop computer in your neet cave
seriously though, why would you go on 4chan in public on a phone
>>66668842
hell yes
we could do it tonight
>>66668714
i think some things simply understood for what they are
take maybe one or two look into persons eyes to know what makes soul tick, know where true intentions originate from
you can tell piece of trash from...what's the meme, "real human bean", in little time.
is what is, tovarish.
>>66668859
>implying i don't want to post from granny's couch on my gift meme-"tablet"
Even if you do nothing all day you feel physically sleepy at night
>>66668774
I would devastate your butt and you'd love every second of it, desu
>>66669034
*Especially if
Reddit'd that 4U
>>66669034
You are a very wise man
>>66669034
being awake is still doing something
that's like being surprised that a car runs out of gas when idling
>>66668859
why wouldnt i go on 4chan in public on my phone? do you think everyone can see your phone or something?
it's a great way to pass the time when on the train or bus, walking, and even while you make a poo
>>66668296
agreed Australia is shit
>>66669053
I doubt this very much, desu
>>66668982
are you the piece of trash or real human bean?
>>66669098
when in public on my phone I just lurk reddit for news or pictures
making posts on 4chan requires too much focus to do it while walking
>>66669098
I almost make a point of going on 4chan in public just in case a unicorn happens to notice.
Mostly on planes and trains.
>>66668859
why not?
>>66669201
>>66669179
Neither.
He's a little green man.
>>66669201
i'd just about die if i saw some qt browsing /cgl/ or /fa/ or some shit
why does michael moore look like a tranny now?
>>66669206
because it requires too much attention to do while in public somewhere, it's not easy to just passively browse 4chan
>>66669291
maybe if you're a dummy
>>66669274
>now
>>66669291
>too casual to browse the chan on the go
>>66669228
Not him, but c'mon.
I've had a gf that chonned and we're actually still good friends.
Even converted one.
t. failed fachad approaching the end of his career
>>66668719
That's not my name
>>66669231
I would drop everything to the point i might actually say something.
It's NOT impossible and HAS happened.
>>66669424
the only cute girls on here are mentally ill bints on /soc/ that do it for attention
>>66669402
considering half of Toronto wasn't even born in Canada, never mind being white, it was still a good guess
>>66669473
where are you from
Then Gandalf the Grey,
And Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini,
And the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis,
And Jambi the Genie,
Robocop,
The Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
And Darth Vader,
Lo Pan,
Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
And Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
And Hulk Hogan.
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
>>66669491
missouri a lot of fried checen over yonger too
>>66669491
Sutton
>>66669335
>SHIGA
So close.
The font says enough - it doesn't NEED to rhyme.
>>66669521
Jackson's Point specifically
I don't live there anymore, but I did for the first 19 years of my life so yeah I'm from there
>>66669510
old godzilla was hopping around
tokyo city like his own playground
then batman burst from the shade, and hit godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didnt expect to be blocked by shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of shaq-fu
when aaron carter came out of the blue
>>66669448
I swear to you, on my own dear mother, this is somehow false.
>>66669582
your moms a slut
what happened to boxxy?
>>66669654
she died and Shoe0nHead emerged
>>66669521
what a shithole
>>66669179
i am sure there are some who think one, and some who think other
as is case with all people. seems to me, depends on strength of character.
>>66669572
>>66669510
I had this whole song memorized at one point as a kid
>>66669746
why arent you fighting to end the insurrection? i'd feel pretty ashamed if my country was being invaded and all i was doing was shit posting on 4chan
perhaps this proxy conflict is not your hill to die on
>>66669654
She abandoned her channel and does shit on Animal Planet or some shit occassionaly now
>>66669845
i wonder why? how does she make a living now? i don't think shes done that animal planet stuff in ages
i wonder if she's working some shitty job now, when she could be my stay at home wife
>>66669730
lmao yeah it's a real shithole, I'm not going to convince you otherwise. I don't want you here anyways
now stay the fuck out Chang, it's an all-white town. Non-whites not welcome
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2009/12/15/guilty_verdict_in_asian_angler_assault_case.html
https://www.thestar.com/yourtoronto/education/2014/05/06/students_hurl_racial_slurs_as_teen_beaten_at_sutton_high_school.html
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/02/23/york_region_high_school_in_flap_over_confederate_flag.html
>>66669786
Nothing better to do on day like today, so I make a banter with you people. I am sure, what life of mine entails, is no concern of yours.
>attempting to disrespect my mother, who has accomplished more than 50 of us can ever dream to accomplish, on a worst-korean, comfort wife comfort forum
>>66669991
you're getting awfully defensive about your little shithole town.
CUM lol
>>66670008
wew lad
>>66670044
>posts links to reinforce your opinion
>defensive
how
>>66669991
>being proud of a town full of violent nationalist criminals
/pol/ really is pathetic. And Sutton blows
>>66670087
I didn't even read your post.
>tfw less than a week left to live
>>66669915
Maybe she got knocked up and doesn't want anyone to know
Whatever it is though she should make a sex tape ironically
Then everyone will just join in on the laughter and no one will think any less of her because it's just a joke
>>66670127
safe enough to leave my front door wide open with nobody home or to walk the streets at any hour
I like my girls with thick eyebrows
>>66670081
what it means " wew lad " ?
why canadians never have anything interest to say, regurgitate memes like mother bird
perhaps normie website "reddit" or "twitter" more suited to you
>>66670204
your my nigga
>>66670203
Unless some guy decides you're not white enough and decides to smash your head in
>>66670149
You don't have to do it by your own hand and ensure eternal damnation.
http://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M
>>66670215
Its like, whoa there dude. I was just exasperated at your little meltdown >>what life of mine entails, is no concern of yours.
you just got defensive is all. Now you're on the offensive.
wew lad
now I wanna hear all y'all say BOOYAH
and I wanna hear y'all say it like you MEAN IT.
BOOOYAH!!
rule britannia, the rebellion was a mistake.
>>66670273
Jesus christ.
How far can you take your victim complex?
bae just told me she found a bf.
I guess that's what I get for just wanting to fugg
>>66670376
I would like to give her a knuckle sandwich right in her stupid mouth she makes me so ANGRY
>>66670376
well people have literally been murdered in sutton for the fact that they werent white so fuck off you kpop loser
>>66670401
Go your own way, "man".
>>66670273
never had a single issue the entire time I lived there. I'm not joking when I say the entire town is white Canadians
the only non-whites are some convenience store workers or the chinese food restaurants, but they commute up here, they don't live here
>>66670376
desu I'm white, I just think it's retarded that nationalists pretend immigrants are the problem, and then act like a bunch of fucking animals and go around committing crimes.
They're the reason we have to listen to all this sjw bullshit.
>>66670404
>can't comfortably walk his streets at night
It's not too late to change your turbopussy ways, anon.
>>66670477
I can, because I dont like in a shithole like Sutton.
>>66670457
there won't be any problems as long as they stay in their little enclave in Toronto. Sutton is only an hour drive away from Toronto, they literally can't leave Toronto without being in an all-white town
If you liberals love the immigrants so much, great! you can live with all of them. Have fun getting shot dead in the streets of Toronto from some Somalian gangster
>>66670343
>meltdown
like a chernobyl ? non here, tovarisch.
>>66670457
Correct.
I'm pretty conservative and i was amazed that "muh immigrants" became a thing again.
We can absorb almost anyone though.
>>66670560
yes Sutton is very dangerous
stay away
>>66670424
I can't even STAND the taste of food anymore. Do you know what that feels like?
>>66670560
>>66670621
Yes, yes.
Enclave it up, cowards.
>when the mac n cheese so dank you get the macaroni sweats
>>66670696
>Mac n Cheese with hotdogs and scrambled eggs mixed in
>>66670673
I unironically force myself to eat when i can be fucked to do so, so, probably, yeah.
>>66670691
>not living in a prosperous white enclave
I need a new anime to watch lads, any suggestions? (no moe pls)
>>66670750
bacon and tuna tonight
but hot dogs and eggs are also top tier
>>66670691
I'm perfectly content with the non-whites staying in just Toronto
>>66670781
Birdy the Mighty
>>66670781
Fist of the North Star
The greatest story of post apocalyptic kung fu mayhem that has ever existed.
>>66670785
>bacon and tuna tonight
ohh never had that before, thanks for the idea
>>66670696
>just finished a bowl before seeing this
That's a good diddly feelerino.
>tfw getting the perfect ratio of salt and pepper in
>>66670759
pfft I'll take my Mexicans any day of the week. Cheap ass taco's, Fat bootied latinas, cervecerias on every corner, and nobody fucks with me cause I'm white
>>66670860
well i can just take the subway to an ethnic quarter if i wanted
>>66670833
ive done tuna and eggs and its a favorite of mine, but im out of eggs and had one strip of bacon left and figured why the fuck not
>>66670852
>perfect salt n pepper ratio
my nigra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
>>66670942
>>66670833
>>66670785
>>66670750
>>66670696
Im gonna make KD with hot dogs, bacon, tuna and eggs in it
its gonna be great
>>66670896
literally aroused anon
>make meat omelette filled with cheese
>put on sammich
>roll up cheese n bacon
>put on sammich
>chop up cheese and french fries
>put on sammich
>wrap it
>moneyshot
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
>>66670906
lel
>Mexicans in Canada
>>66670942
>>66670965
One day, we'll be rich enough for this
>>66670965
i fucking bow to you sir
god damn pls post pics
>>66671018
>>66671031
ill post pics in the new thread, going to the store now to get some milk and the KD
>>66671056
props bud
My sister said vaping looks cool
>>66670781
Keijo
I am whiter than most people in this thread
>>66670601
well Canada hasn't been as successful at it, Vancouver BC is all Chinese, Markham ON is all Chinese, Brampton ON is all Indian
that's not integration, all they've done is set up their own little colonies within my country. They're not Speaking English and they're retaining 100% of their old culture. They haven't put any effort into becoming Canadian, they're just using my country for a decent job because they can't get them in the overpopulated shithole cunt they came from
>>66671313
>toronto
sure
>>66671317
>>66671317
>>66671317
new thread
>>66671327
excellent meme my good sir.
>>66671056
>not having emergency boxes of KD at all times
>>66671313
sure you are Chang McRajeedesh
white Brits are true Ontarians
>>66671503
I am 110% Anglo
Now let us stop fighting, my white friend.
>>66671555
I'm Scottish tho lmao
Anglo-Saxons are just the invaders of Britain who cucked Wales into the dirt
>>66671870
thanks for playing English bastard