Technology edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2CFL_w6NrU
Devon
>>66660814
Gay
>>66660818
Straight
The gf using my MacBook
>>66660818
Why is this allowed but slag posting gets you banned?
>google the "decent" windows laptops
>costs the same as macbooks
hm yes
>>66660763
Alri
RUSSIA IS INVADING ESTONIA
F
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K
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H
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Q
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best ally lads
>>66660861
It's international culture
anyone have that picture of the guy with the really nice desk and windows from 2 years ago
Someone give me the run down of the new macbook.
Cheers Lads x
>>66660861
It isn't
>>66660883
No they're not you twat
>being a slave to the latest technology fad
>>66660927
It's shit
>>66660861
it'll be gone soon
>>66660883
haha you got me to google it
is there any demand for a male prostitute
>>66660883
fuck off
>>66660858
nice reveal
*I put on my robe and wizard hat*
>>66660858
don't post pics of me
finished ill manor
was pretty good
>>66660927
No USB-A
NO magsafe
No SD slot
Only thing I like about Mac is that its still the Unix system and you can use brew and the command line for what you want.
otherwise its too much money to be worth it unless you want to develop for IOS or are working in graphic design and need to look the part.
Apple still has been in decline style wise though, idk if Jobs reigned Ive in more when he was alive but their new stuff just looks so generic.
I like the look of the iphone 4/4S more than the 7
>>66660858
AHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S REALLY HOT BEFORE THE WILLY SHOWS
first hot tranny I've ever seen
>>66661013
autism
>>66660901
Their war history is bloody brilliant
Fairy play to those cheeky fishermen
>>66660785
>born too early for eternal lifespan, space travel and alien interaction
>born just in time to post frogs on a pedo cartoon message board
>>66660956
>Prosperity
>Equality
>Freedom
lol nah
>>66660818
>>66660958
qt'est kpop girl 2bh
>>66660925
Sat in the pub on my own lads.
Might just end up crying in my pint.
almost finished this book
>>66661066
Is the pub empty?
>>66661060
why are you lot so dark
>>66660858
the only tranny I've seen where the face actually looked like a girl
Watching Bake Off Class of 2015 lads
Ricing the old Windows machine
>>66661066
Can't say I haven't done that before. You're not alone mate
>>66661065
>>66661065
all the piss bottles are open
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66661008
Did they do anything super edgy?
Was getting a bit too warm so I turned the radiator down a notch
>Almost finished this book
Haven't read a book since I was 14
I find it amusing how people here are so confident in saying "nigger", when in real life they won't do SHIT.
Literally all /pol/fags can do is live in their own FANTASIES.
It's hilarious, because despite the talk, you guys are TERRIFIED of us. Lmfao. You KNOW this is true, you KNOW you're nothing more than a pathetic, shy autistic KID who LITERALLY CAN'T LOOK PEOPLE IN THE EYES LMFAO, yet of course online you're a "crusader" (I actually cringed just typing that lmfao). You BOW your head when you see me in the street, you fucking SHIT YOURSELF when you see us late at night, and you're SUCH A LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU CROSS THE STREET TO AVOID US. LMFAO.
Again - go ahead and type out a butthurt reply, but deep down you KNOW what I'm saying is true. That's what makes it so hilarious - literally ALL young western european "nationalists" are scared, pathetic COWARDS. Sure, you have your little Steam groups/IRCs where you whine about "the shitskins", you bitch on your little forums, but WE CONTROL YOUR STREETS. LMFAO. You are PETRIFIED to leave the house after dark, because of us. LMFAO. Aww, little suburban bitch, did the scary dark man give you a nightmare? Don't worry, just go and play Crusader Kings, you can be a real man there! LMFAO.
lads
>>66661065
Desklad really let himself go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKtGXPfabLQ
>>66661085
Why would a pub be empty?
>>66661136
>being proud of being dumbed down by the kikes
>>66661136
So last year then?
>>66661141
>i only read headlines
>>66661118
>21st century windows
>cmd line still looks the same as it did in the 60s
ahh yes microsoft
>>66661145
why would you be proud of basically being a thug
Who shall it be lads?
>>66661136
Then you are indeed as thick as your posts indicate.
>>66661105
same
>>66661187
Explains why you're so autistic to sit alone and bitch about it on 4chins
>>66661145
Nigger I would feed you my right hook
Me on the left 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse, I'm a Celtic powerhouse you nigger cunt
>>66661216
>>66661118
windows is an abortion
>>66661222
Because that's what they are
>>66661141
He probably went too far with it desu. The usual guideline is that you can use 'reasonable force' to protect yourself and property. Sometimes even using a firearm is accepted as reasonable there was a case like a decade ago when some farmer shot an intruder dead and got off
>>66661234
do you have to vote for all the representitives and that or can you leave that blank
>>66661092
am i
>>66661234
Kotlikoff for President
>>66661216
You can use ctrl + V in Win 10
>>66661250
You're a fat ugly ginger bitch.
Just put £50 on Trump to win on PaddyPower
>>66661060
nana is better
>UK pricing: £1449, for the 13in without Touch Bar, £1749 for the 13in, and £2349 for the 15in respectively. Basically, straight conversion from dollars, minus £50.
>This isn’t Apple inflatingits international prices, either: a straight conversion from dollars to pounds, plus 20% VAT, results in much the same prices.
>For reference, previous prices were £999 for the base 13in – an increase of £450 – and £1599 for the base 15in – an increase of £750.
>That’ll be the Brexit effect, then.
>>66661145
hah, I remember playing against black people in football, we'd call them niggers to their face
They wouldn't dare touch a strong celtic man such as myself
>>66661222
because nigger culture not only doesnt shun but actively endorses behaviour damaging to society
>>66661290
I have a british sri lankan friend and he's as dark as a black guy
>>66661319
the obvious choice
>>66661314
Mate I would fucking scatter you, I'd rip you in two and wouldn't be afraid of you at all nigger bitch
>>66661244
he's here
>>66661246
That's not me, you yank twat.
>>66661286
I'm not sure desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe60CbIagg
eating brekky listening to this before work
business idea: sell northern ireland back to the paddies
Am I white?
whats this about the end of the world in Korea or something
>>66661378
You wanna meet up then? When I fuck you up I'm going to rape your unconscious body.
>>66661419
80% white.
>>66661416
How much? What if the chinks bid more?
The MILF
need an income
just laid trump for 50 quid on paddy power lads
>>66661405
good lad
>>66661458
kek, good yank post
>>66661369
>british sri lankan
is there anyway of knowisng if you're white without a dna test or posting your picture on the internet?
>>66661419
you're an aylmao-american
>>66661451
No fucking bother mate, post yourself right now, identify yourself nigger
Where you at? Dublin man myself so if you want we can organise it, wouldn't mind giving a black supremacist scumbag a beating
Does the Janny still delete "early" threads?
>>66660873
what n god's green earth do you call that man
roll a good two paper smdh
>>66661473
>no tits
>literally a blanket
>>66661525
i think ((they)) have a filter that deletes early /brit/ threads
>>66661487
I'm from Gloucester you nob
>>66661222
>>66661250
>>66661348
Why are Paddies on /brit/ so fucking stupid?
>>66661578
oh i'm sorry you fucking runt, did you notice the flag above your head?
I am a full white Muslim
>Hi guys, Squirrel here!
>>66661369
>british
>>66661578
>nob
it's knob you yank spastic
>>66661049
>>born too early for eternal lifespan, space travel and alien interaction
not if you get rich
>>66661624
disgrace to each and every one of your ancestors and this nation if true
>>66661570
lets see
>>66661634
>>66661634
>>66661634
>>66661578
which one?
>>66661559
I tried my best senpai
How's this?
Can't take you seriously if you don't read russian literature
>>66661661
Jannies gonna beat the shit out of u and accost your lunch money after school punk
thinking about studying memeology at uni next year lads
>>66660858
Damn
Legit thought it was a woman
>>66661661
RIP
>>66661686
Holy fuck are these all from /brit/
I sent my first roll to you a few months back, have you got it?
>>66661330
debatable
>>66661369
Well he might be tamil and they're usually darker, although less well off people tend to be dark in general around here since that usually equates to a poor farmer or w/e spending most of a day working outdoors under a tropical sun
i guess
>>66661689
Does Lolita count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc1P-AEaEp8
he's slow
>>66661665
>you're at waitrose and this man calls you immoral
what do?
>>66661747
Got these off an Irish lad
Give me a general description of the picture and I'll check
can't sit down at all because I have a massive spot on my arse
what do I do help
>>66661775
yes
Poleaboo is going to sleep now
It will be easier to kill myself knowing that almost no one here cares about me
One little story I'd like to share before I turn in
When I dropped out of uni, my father became very abusive to me
To get him to back off I said that I'd kill myself if I dropped out again
He agreed to this deal, he smiled too
just changed my default search engine to bing
the google image search is absolutely atrocious and has been for some time
Might stay up all night and play the new dragonball game
>>66661825
Not mine
How can people be so bad at rolling, I can roll well now after a few months practice, can roll a two pinner
Only smoke tobacco tho
>>66661820
>>66661665
wasn't meant to reply
>>66661830
stand
>>66661689
waiting until i can read it in the original language
>>66661855
lolita audiobook?
>>66661820
>>66661655
read the quran then judge, it changed my life
>>66661825
what are these called? where you roll using a standard rollie?
>>66661873
t-thanks
Fucking do it already
>66661858
>>66661861
bing is actually pretty good 2bh
much better than it used to be
>Websites that host their own videos or on some equally shitty third rate site
Just put it on YouTube and embed you fucking pricks
>>66661872
you're an idiot for smoking tobacco, do you know that?
irish literature > american > russian > english > french
>>66661234
Jill Stein
>>66661825
all mine
got high as fuck lmao
>>66661118
https://youtu.be/ZbM6WbUw7Bs
kek'd at this
Does a clockwork orange count as Russian literature because burgess tries to actively engage the reader and make them think by mixing English with Russian? It sounds really good tbf
>86 people RSVPd for my house party
Fuck, how are all these people going to fit
>>66661957
No.
>>66661216
it looks cool
don't think they could improve it
>>66661957
yeah fucken re-lax ironstine
>>66662011
literal mong on legs you are mate
How long could you survive on your savings without altering your lifestyle but having all your sources of income severed?
Two or three years tops here, bit scary.
Yes I hear there are millions of people with less than £100 in savings, now that would be terrifying.
>>66662011
Put a couple in your arse
>>66661956
Weed smoking scum, it's much worse than tobacco
Turns your brain into mush, tobacco is the drug of productive functioning people not lazy scum
Come over here and I hope the ira blows your knees off
REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME.REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME.REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME.REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME.REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME.REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME REPLY TO ME
>>66661872
My v first time it was totally shit but that's all I needed to learn how to properly roll just to get the job done
This it?
>>66661957
Based edgar allan poe
>>66662058
Shan't be doing this
>tfw only 50% english
at least I'm 100% white
>>66662041
I'd have to eat away at ALL my assets and move back in with my parents which would be shit but I could survive for a few years
>>66662070
No that's well too good, it's just my thumb and the rollie on a white bedsheets for a background, it's a shit one
Hey lads I finally went to the the psychologist my doctor referred me to and it turns out I have actual Asperger's. Apparently I can't tell people's moods at all by looking in their eyes and shit and I guess I should have known since people have been saying I'm awkward my whole life. I always just though I was a nerdy and a bit ugly all these years and making fun of autists online and it turns out I'm pretty much autistic.
I had a girlfriend once in college for a couple weeks but now I'm pretty sure I'll never have the confidence to ever talk to a girl again. Fuck me where do I even go from here? Please help /brit/ I don't have anyone to talk to about this.
>>66662058
>>66662070
>king rizla
>not making an L
literally cringing right now
>every time i post in brit they think im the spastic retard with same flag
>they think ill start posting gore and scat
feels bad man
>>66662048
>it's much worse than tobacco
It's not if you smoke in moderation
>>66662098
Hope you aren't half Irish or something ha ha
>>66661164
Nice picture of Nicolas the second
#blazeit lmao
>>66662144
no haha, half russian
>>66662113
Collect autism bennies or whatever they're called over there
>>66662121
literally what is wrong with king rizla
>>66661199
howling
>>66662129
My dad always told me alcohol drunk in moderation doesn't harm you even if you drink a lot.
>>66662048
mate i dont even smokes yarns nemore but you know that is wrong don't you?
productive functioning people who go out of breath walking up stairs, and smell and look like shit
the only thing they'll be blowing is me, on their knees, you stain
>>66662154
Was El beano himself smoking phat joints with the lazzzz?
>>66661925
Just joints?
At least here it's just your preference which size papers you wanna use
Plus Yanks don't normally roll spliffs so don't need to double up
http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-korea-president-scandal-snap-story.html
end of the world lads
>>66662154
why is it written in spanish?
imagine the shit we'd get if they wrote election ballots in arabic or polish
>>66662126
go jump off a bridge you piece of shit
taking drugs tomorrow night (at home, alone)
can you pirate programs and that on apple laptops?
>>66662154
>needing spictalk on your referendums / election ballots
REEE
>>66662102
>without altering your lifestyle
>i've taken in 4 refugee (((kids))). how many have you taken in, anon? or are you a hideous racist?
>>66662223
Literally everything in America is written in dual English and Spanish
All their forms, websites, everything
>>66662036
Literally going to be wall to wall fuck my house is getting trashed
Ahh hmmm
I guess you could call me an intellectual
>>66662223
It would be polish 2bqh
Second most spoken language in this country
And they can all live here forever...
about to roll one up
>>66662274
cancel it
>>66662223
>>66662236
Who cares? It's a country of immigrants
>>66662246
not that long then if I have to keep paying rent and not sell my car/keep buying gas
why would I keep my current lifestyle if I had no income though?
>>66662223
I did my driving test in English in the Czech republic tbf
>>66662291
Nah im not a faggot
>>66662276
Just noticed the new ads myself, Time for adblock?
>smokes yarns nemore
You sound like a ridiculous cunt mate, I exercise and I'm full forward on a Gaelic team which entails a lot of sprinting and running so shut the fuck up will ye
And once more, the only thing to be blown about here is my smoke into your nonce face and your kneecaps from a 9mm
>>66662329
Can I come?
>>66662294
Alright lad let the dagos change your country to the point where it's unrecognisable
can i post here guys
Installed a Mac cursor pack on my Windows laptop and it has improved life 100x
Imagine having an actual Macbook
>>66662223
>>66662282
just shared a couple of zoots with the housemate
>>66662294
>It's a country of immigrants
yeah, but like Australia it was intended for white immigrants who would most likely learn English because they aren't savages
Have been getting stuck in traffic every morning because the local brewery decided it's a brilliant idea to send their 18-wheeler lorries out at 8am through the only link the working class shithole I live in has with the civilised world.
Dismal.
>>66661914
have read about a quarter of it and just found it complete tripe and stopped
bit of a pleb to get influenced by the ramblings of a desert arab from the 7th century arent you mate
eating a 3 musketeers
1/2 how do I talk to girls
>>66662215
>http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-korea-president-scandal-snap-story.html
why do female leaders keep fucking it up in the same way?? merkel might be a gronk but she holds it down at least
>>66662276
Blocked the entire top portion of the site aside from the link to make a thread a long time ago 2bh
>>66662294
americans have no right to make fun of us for having 5% muslims when you do that kind of stuff
>>66662325
good for you mate! how was it?
>>66660858
what the fuck how does a dude even get an ass like that
>>66662338
The IRA deal worse than weed mate. They aren't going to kneecap you for being a junkie
>>66662375
stop winking lol
>>66662358
yeh but thats just a leaflet there's a big difference
Marvelling at the Marangoni effect making my wine shed tears of joy.
2/2 wtf am I supposed to reply to this with?
TFW even qt azn grill too hard to talk to
went to miami and literally everyone spoke only spanish
>>66662375
Stop sending those fucking infantile winks la it's weird and childish
>>66662375
clean up your notifications you filthy pig
How do you deal with the crushing loneliness lads?
>>66662410
>british army jackets
Ahh yes
alri lads, is james here?
>>66662438
She looks like a tubby 2bh, abort the operation IMMEDIATELY
>>66662438
ask her what her name means.
>>66662312
Because you're a fucking leaf and would continue hoping things will be better v. soon.
>>66662375
You're doing fine m8
>>66662348
I wouldn't even have a life in this country if my ancestors weren't immigrants, most of whom were German and never spoke English in their lives
>>66662282
Post it so I can add it to my collection la
>>66662462
Stone some gays
>>66662395
About the same as it is over here, but everyone drives on the wrong side of the road like numpties
>>66662468
Yeah alright
>>66662438
Write more mate, no one line answers and ask her questions about her life
>>66662375
the state of that
>>66662462
i fantasise a lot
umm... rude much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5C2KGURcE
>>66662495
Leafs are cynical and bitter and know nothing gets better.
that's why we don't have a venture capitalist culture.
>>66662375
not like that
think i have a man crush on someone at work :x
>>66662467
Dead soldiers don't need to keep warm
>>66662501
please no
>>66662487
Hey that's actually a really good idea
>>66662462
mary some1 & haev seks
>>66662497
Christ m8 you're supposed to sound assertive not aggressive
>>66662501
How about this guy? >>66662559
>>66662497
this isn't you is it?
>>66662332
4chan must have the highest % of adblock users in any website.
Just use the mobile app, the guys who develop clover have no reason to gib shekels to jap moot
>>66662497
classic post
>>66662438
don't bother trying m8 I can get 8 chinese Yuans for a quid
Braising ox cheek in red wine, beef stock, celery & carrots lads, just put it in the oven.
>>66662588
man crush is not gay, i have no sexual desires towards him
i just think he's a cool guy :c
>>66662438
just say 'wanna meet up' now befre you've got a chance to fuck it, trus me daddi
>>66662559
Yeah I noticed, I think you're cute too. :3
>>66662616
describe him
https://youtu.be/FOJwISQul8g
Choon
>>66662041
Been 4 months since I lost my job, I'm down from £3000 to £1600, I'm fucking nervous.
>>66662642
not liverpudlian
Is that it then?
>>66662616
&also onions and thyme
v. good stew for tomorrow
>>66662599
yea but I used to always disable it on 4chan
not anymore
>>66662497
the state of that
>>66662658
ah ok then
>>66662616
That's how it starts out, he'll be shoving his dick up your ass soon.
>>66662597
It is but I've posted it here before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWGBJBwfxac
having a bad feel lads
>>66662599
>>4chan must have the highest % of adblock users in any website
how about the adblock forums?
>>66662462
Join the peshmerga, kill pakis and find villager wife
FUCK SCHOOL NIGGUH IMMA BE A DOPE DEALA
>>66662701
>ass
FOY
Jaysus Irish politics has fair calmed since then
https://youtu.be/ibhnhqB02A8
organising a date for tomorrow night lads
wish me luck x
>>66662712
what are the gimmicks like on the adblock forum?
thank you for your patience, you are moving forwards in the queue and will be answered as soon as possible
awooo woohoo woo woo
>>66662709
why did england protect poland?
why are redditors poking fun at the cultural appropriation halloween thing
>>66662759
because fuck you thats why
the flouridation of water is turning people gay
case in point: i have my own well i drink from and i'm not gay, but other people are
>>66662655
How much did you make?
I get 2.7k post-tax and pay only £550 in rent but I only have ~7k saved up, bit embarrassed about my profligacy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw
>>66662719
>iranian joining the peshmerga
hm
If you're not Irish than Halloween is cultural appropriation
>>66662759
They wanted slav puss
>>66662790
I'll turn you gay
*sucks your cock*
not one reference to the pineal gland in this roger penrose book
>>66662759
Just looking for an excuse to get in there and give the krauts the old one-two a second time
>>66662812
this
state of you lot trying to get fanny, oh my days
I can tell you're all white
>>66662759
because jews told us to
>>66662812
good thing halloween is shit
>>66662375
ask her whether she has someth 2 do with they dynasty yuan and the mongols
what i dont understand is in eu4 veritas et fortitudo you have the glory of byzantium scenario and there the golden horde or the kipchaks by the new localization still becomes muslim
and mali is still sunni
that doesn't make any sens like if egypt is even some coptic nation how come that most of north africa is muslim, with egypt to connect it to the rest of the caliphate how did they govern it, it's just lazy if u ask me tbqhwu
even worse
sulu forms and it becomes muslim
also the team completely fucked up the cultures in india i had 2 correct it, if u r interested i can give u the files i should've posted it on the forum but im 2 lazy 2 do that, but they should just get a few fans 2 do simply correction works like that, since it's relatively easy if you have the right tools to handle macros to modify txt files
fight me
>>66662449
But she started it
>>66662658
peffect
going as myself for Halloween because I'm an ugly fuck
>>66662790
THIER TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY
>>66662733
>20 civilians, two IRA members and two British soldiers were killed
>20 civilians
what a retarded conflict, sorry la
THAI
LAD
i just came
are Scots considered British now?
>state of you lot trying to get fanny, oh my days
>I can tell you're all white
*ref blows halftime whistle*
thank FUCK for that
*walks into /brit/ players changing room*
*you all hang your heads in shame as I walk in*
what the FUCK I mean what THE FUCK was that FUCKING SHAMBLES out there tonight lads? eh? no one's got the bollocks to answer eh?
I mean COME ON you'd think this was your first thread, (You) >>66662223 leaving yourself wide open for banter from jfs - you're picking fights you can't win!
we've got Bruce running around like he fucking owns the shop, leafs shitposting without rebuttal and fucking mick & chums talking about the fucking IRA
get your FUCKING heads in the game or i'll send round that lad who works in the pukka pie stand who's 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse to have a word with you
>>66662795
Yeah, you spend a lot mate. I managed to save up 3k in 8 months after earning 1550 post tax. (and paying London rent).
>>66662898
Always get a good laugh at that
Don't know how anyone could take Alex Jones serious, he's a bit funny though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAeoW2IS3g0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR07BiSLE_4
>english culture
lads, just organised a date for tomorrow at 9
the wife
>>66662939
>Don't know how anyone could take Alex Jones serious
throw enough shit at a wall etc.
>>66662923
10/10 post
>>66662958
ah yes white people
Think my boss is annoyed with me because I was late 4 minutes to a private meeting with him (traffic, 9am sharp meeting).
I don't think he would normally care but he was late 20 minutes last time (again traffic) and now I think he assumed my lateness was some sort of petty revenge on him.
>gave girl my number
>she texts me first
>text back
>no reply
LITERALLY cannot understand this lads
She must have been interested or why would she text me and give me her number. Ball was in her court and she started playing, now nothing.
>>66662923
appreciate the effort that went into this but it wasn't that funny to read
>>66662742
the lads are currently obsessed with a 30 year old compulsive hoarder from Shrewsbury who makes youtube videos of himself showing off his vast collection of detergents
>>66662958
>he doesn't know the northern sport of bog bashing
>>66663017
i think you're overanalysing the situation
>>66663029
Maybe she didn't see the text?
>>66663054
no what
big fan of the current gf but we've moved to different cities and only see each other at the weekends
not sure how long I can maintain this and still be happy (implying I have ever been happy hahahahah)
>>66663035
very rude post
>>66663005
thanks lad
>>66663029
what was the convo?
maybe you were a mong
according to this 4chan ad I can get thicker lashes in just a few days
>>66662733
yeah things been fairly calm since then
>>66662902
Not to mention the tens of thousands displaced, there was a refugee camp set up in my town in the 70s for that reason
Weird to think something like this happened next to england
>>66663029
you must have sent a runtext
>>66663076
this is never the case
met my wife via /brit/ would recommend it lads
need a golden age gf
>>66663017
but it's all worthwhile when you get home at the end of the day, step inside your barratt new build and chantelle is standing there beaming at you
>>66663070
He seemed very annoyed with me specifically (e.g. seemed in a good mood until I approached him later in the day) and stressed the exact time of our next meeting several times.
>>66663076
Don't care I've deleted her number now, shan't be replying if she does text back.
Will NOT be played with by a spiteful cow
>>66663079
no
>>66662343
No you can't. Sorry.
*walks off*
>>66663170
I'm coming anyway
>>66663029
maybe she's just busy mate
they don't sit around with their eyes fixed on the conversation like we do, she's probably talking to one of her other lads
>>66663159
newcunt
>>66663149
it's because they're northern my dearest paki
>>66663094
It was literally just "hey" to start the convo
>>66663159
shes a bit of a slag what can i say x
>>66663101
>tfw born with incredibly long and thick lashes
>tfw all through school and whenever I start chatting with someone new they ask me if I've got mascara on and take the piss
ah yes very funny indeed
Need everyone to just FUCK OFF
>>66663151
just dont do it again then
allot more time for travelling on important days, just in case.
>>66663017
I think you're over thinking it. Used to think the same about my manager but he literally doesnt give as fuck as long as we deliver work on time.
If your manager actually let's something like that bother him, especially after being late himself, then he is a royal toaster.
>>66663197
no
>>66663218
yes
ask a lad who literally just invested in oil anything
>>66663188
She doesn't have any other lads.
She was some spacky mong I felt sorry for so I started talking to her. Turns out she's a virgin, never had a bf, never had tinder or facebook.
Maybe she thought I was trying to shag and she got scared or something.
>>66663188
>implying girls don't check their phone constantly
also desu when I get a message from a girl I often wait her out a little bit to make her think I can't be bothered, maybe she's doing the same, or she's busy.
>>66663274
bio oil?
>>66663225
used to get something similar because my eyebrows are very thin and angled
people would always accuse me of plucking them
>>66662857
I'm not.
When I google my name it comes up with a photobucket account I made as a kid with tons of screenshots of runescape
hope I never become famous
>>66663207
was the convo
'hey'
'hey'
if so you fucked it
What then to do about Jesus of Nazareth?
>>66663225
show us
>>66662375
>Sent the winky face first
>Sent it a-fuckin-gain
>20 hours since last message
There is no happy ending to this story.
>>66663029
>stressing over a girl texting you back
ah yes my favourite feeling in the world
doesn't get better either
>>66663153
>Baby's first flake
>>66662958
howling
>>66662733
>7000 irish burned out of their homes
Prodestants only act hard when they have the police and army backing them