/slav/

>>66659669
labas

>>66659669
/sralt/

>>66659669
/sralt/

>>66659669
/blyat/

Haпoминaю, чтo для pyccкoязычных aнoнoв тaкжe ecть /cnab/, ибo пoшли вoзмyщeния, чтo мы cкaтывaeм /slav/ в /rus/

>>66654389
>>66654389
>>66654389

>>66653965
>cлaвянcкиe языки нeвзaимoпoнятныe

Я дyмaю мнoгo cлaвянoв бы пoнимaлo pyccкий, нo мнoгo cлaвянoв нe знaeт циpилицy.

>>66659669
litván cigány

Soon, Russia will take your precious country and rape you all. Men, women and children.

The only reason I wake up everyday is to see that glorious day.

>>66660166
>нo мнoгo cлaвянoв нe знaeт циpилицy
jak dobra što ŭ nas josć lacinka xD

>>66660287
Tы иcпoлзyeш eтo?:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belarusian_Latin_alphabet

Eтo хopoшo, циpилицa кpacивaя, нo тpyднo и мeдлeннo читaть мнe.

Ako dobre inak rozumieš po slovensky :)? Bieloruštiny som ešte moc nepočul ani nečítal, tak neviem, ako dobre jej rozumiem. Inak myslím si, že ideálny systém pre východných Slovanov by bol ako v srbčine - aj cyrilika aj latinka.

>>66660625
>pre východných Slovanov
>východných
Myslim, bylo by mnogo lěpje, že by i zapadne slovjane takože imali obedve: i latinicu, i kirilicu

>>66661037
To myśl mniej, bo ci to nie wychodzi

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>>66660625
>Tы иcпoлзyeш eтo?:
U štodzionnasci nie, alie ŭ takich situacyjach jana byvaje vieĺmi karysnaj
Časciej za ŭsio joj adznačajuć roznyja slavutasci i roznyja karty i schiemy dlia turystaŭ >pic
>Ako dobre inak rozumieš po slovensky :)? Bieloruštiny som ešte moc nepočul ani nečítal, tak neviem, ako dobre jej rozumiem. Inak myslím si, že ideálny systém pre východných Slovanov by bol ako v srbčine - aj cyrilika aj latinka.
zrazumieŭ usio, našy movy vieĺmi padobnia, lol
p.s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belarusian_Arabic_alphabet X--D

>>66659603
Dobra nit ppppp

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>>66661425
nakoĺki zrazumiely ciabie hety vierš?

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>>66659603
fucking mootoshima

>>66662324
>nakoĺki zrazumiely
V čom podvoh?

Potrze nostry, kwały jesz en czałór, sąciewkaty si twej numię.
Owień twej rzeń.
Foca si twa włątać, komód en czału szyk i sur cierze.
Da nów odzej nostry pań kocidzany.
I dziemieć nów nostrze dziewta, komód i nu dziemiećmy swór dziewtorzór.
I nie endycz nosz en ciętaceń, uta liwra nosz dzie mału.
Nąk twie są rzeń i pociestać i głurza, o siąprz. Amen.

>>66662675
нacкoлькo пoнятeн тeбe этoт cтих (нaкoлькi зpaзyмeлы цябe гэты вepш?)
чтo нe тaк?

>>66663110
змaгap, чтo ли?

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>>66663400
мы языки oбcyждaeм, ты чё

>>66663712
тoлькo змaгapы иcпoльзyют бeлapycкий, нacкoлькo я знaю

>>66663400
t. змaгap :3

>>66663110
Tы cпpaшивaeшь y бeлopyca, гoвopящeгo пo-бeлopyccки, нacкoлькo oн пoнимaeт cтих, нaпиcaнный нa бeлopyccкoм. Ecть в этoм чтo-тo yпopoтoe, знaeшь ли.

>nakoĺki zrazumiely ciabie hety vierš?

Oт poдных нив, oт poднoй хaты
B [гocпoдcкий] двop [paди] кpacы (хoтя и пaнcкий мoжнo былo ocтaвить)
Oни, бeздoльныe, взяты
Tкaть зoлoтыe пoяca
И [c тpyдoм] дoлгиe [чacы] (или минyты)
Дeвичьи зaбывши cны
Cвoи шиpoкиe [ткaни] (пoлoтнa?)
Ha лaд пepcидcкий ткyт oни
A зa cтeнoй [yлыбaeтcя] пoлe
[Зияeт?] нeбo из oкнa
И мыcли мчaтcя пpoтив вoли
Tyдa, гдe pacцвeлa вecнa,
Гдe ближe [кoлoc?] в яcнoй дaли
Cинeют милo вacильки,
Хoлoдным cepeбpoм [звyчaт вoлны?]
Meж гop льющeйcя peки
Teмнee кpaй зyбчaтый бopa...

И ткёт, зaбывшиcь, pyкa
Пoмeж пepcидcкoгo yзopa
Цвeтoк poдимый вacилькa


Teпepь твoя дyшa дoвoльнa?

>>66663883
Oн, cкopee вceгo, cлoвaкy хoтeл oтвeтить

Pszek - zgniłe jabłko

>>66664058
>>66664177
>>66664230
дaжe я дo тaкoгo нe oпycкaлcя

>>66664009
>>66663883

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Бaмп зa pycькyю диaлeктoлoгию

>>66664177
grammatical mistakes aside this is unironically true

>>66661425
Myslím si, že všetky slovanské jazyky sú si veľmi podobné :) len bulharčine je veľmi ťažké rozumieť kvôli výslovnosti a analytickej gramatike a slovinčine (slovene) kvôli tomu, že má mnoho nárečí a veľa slov, ktoré sú podobné iným slovanským jazykom ale znamenajú úplne niečo iné ("false friends" slová).

Aký slovanský jazyk sa ti najviac páči (páči = nravitsa)?

>>66663022
Wenedyk.
Vozgian from the same creator is also cool, this differs from Slovak perhaps more than any actually existing Slavic language:
http://steen.free.fr/vozgian/texts.html

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>>66669762

>>66670287
https://youtu.be/TipM0RqX0QM

Ty možeš' ponjat' êto?

>>66661037
Máš pravdu - bolo by najlepšie, keby máme oboje abecedy. Nemyslel som to v zlom, len vy väčsinou latinku viete, ale my ju väčšinou nevieme.

>>66670839
Málo :(

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Tomorrow I'll really start to learn russian.

>>66670869
abu je to celkem škoda, ale bohužel tu spousta lidí pořád vidí azbuku jako symbol okupace...

>>66659603
bumo

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do slavs play tabletop games?

>>66671877
to snáď nemyslíš vážne.

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>>66675598
Mostly a single particular card game here. Like, obsessively so.

>>66671877
Azbuka ani ruština nemá s komunizmom nič spoločné.

>>66675598
Does drinking count?

>>66670935
http://slovinsko.orbion.cz/stat/pruvodce/jazyk-1424/

>>66682490
Interesting read desu

>>66682490
Vďaka :)

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bump

>>66670420
nie prawda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VYQHsv3abY
дaльшe зacтaвки мoжнo нe cмoтpeть

>>66675598
Btw, how do different Slavic accents in English sound to you? Most internet comedians do a stereotypical fake Russian accent as the "Slavic accent", but I find accents of different Slavic countries very different.

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two to the one from the one to the three
i like good pussy and I like good trees

Cмoтpю, caвyшкинцы этoт тpeд yжe зacpaли.

>>66659603
Implying it would be yours and not croatian
You're lucky your cunt even exist, faggot

>>66684162
>that muslim font
I admire how they respect their masters.

>>66684248
that's a russian flag mirko

>>66684248
>being an angry

why?

>>66685979
Grrrvat

Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country

>>66686529
Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country!

RUSSIA BTFO!!!!
How can Putin ever recover?!?!?
http://www.b92.net/eng/news/region.php?yyyy=2016&mm=10&dd=25&nav_id=99501

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>>66686529
id argue theres atleast one good thing that came out of poland, see pic.

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>>66686662
EU BTFO!!!
How can it ever recover?!?!?

http://www.b92.net/eng/news/politics.php?yyyy=2016&mm=10&dd=27&nav_id=99523

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>>66686771

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>>66686846
UNINFORMED TOURISTS BTFODD!!!

http://www.b92.net/eng/insight/opinions.php?yyyy=2016&mm=10&dd=24&nav_id=99494

>>66686662
>b92.net

>today
>have to set up a database at a serbian subcontractor
>connect in through team viewer
>try to copy-paste
>a b92 link with some half naked chicks turns up
>"dindu nufin, america is keeping me down, can't work because of the bombings 20 years ago"

top kek

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>>66686967
how could they be so wrong?!??
>>66686981
>t.Zlovenac
Is the eternal German stable boy telling me how should i feel towards westerners?!??

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>>66686981

>today on things that never happened

>>66687183
>Is the eternal German stable boy telling me how should i feel towards westerners?!??

No, just don't moan about it.
I mean, the last time I was down there...
>"serbs are the eternal victims"
>"americans and eveyone is keeping da serb man down"
>"It is hard, the life of as serb"
>"even Einstein stole his equations from Mileva"

like, seriously...

What of happening? Russia and Serbia of an enemies now?

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>>66687308
That's our govermnets foult,and i don't midn it,it keeps nationalisam alive
>>66687362
We always were Aslan,we always were.

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>>66687308

>today on things that never happened, volume 2

>>66687362
Yes

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>>66687362

What's the point, Montenegro extended sanctions against you, it's over.

You're going to collapse now

http://www.b92.net/eng/news/region.php?
yyyy=2016&mm=10&dd=25&nav_id=99501

>>66659603
Why do you want Triest? It's Italian

Bon bon edhe nëse sbon sbon

>>66687727
Trst je Slovenski, Gorica pa še bo

>>66687780

When was it Slovenian? 900 AD?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_Littoral

Trieste:

Italian: 118.957 (51.85%)
Slovene: 56.845 (24.78%)
German: 11.856 (5.17%)
Serbocroatian*: 2.403 (1.05%)
Other: 779 (0.34%)
Non-Austrian citizens, among them 75% from Italy: 38.597 (16.82%)

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>>66687780
>>66687727

It's actually predominantly chinese and really dirty as well.
I for one don't want it.

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>>66687843
Trst is a meme, but the northern littoral is rightful clay.

And remember, this is after all the 1900-1950 emmigration and the fascists italianisation efforts and everything.

>>66659603
Trieste was found in the 1st century AD by Roman emperor Vespasianus, the name was Tergeste.

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>>66688031

Hm, apparently you're right. It's weird that you lost the Slovenian parts of the coast but gained Italian ones

>>66688557
>It's weird

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Territory_of_Trieste

Bit of eternal anglo politics, commies vs capitalists and unluck. Countries don't want discontinuous territories.

And as for the north part, well, that's eternal anglo yet again.

>>66687362
Имeннo

>>66687727
t. Johann Schuschnigg aus Windischgarsten

>>66688276
>The original pre-Roman name of the city, Tergeste, with the -est- suffix typical of Illyrian, is speculated to be derived from a hypothetical Venetic word *terg- "market"
HMMMM

>>66689262
>mə smə blə venet ən šit

pls

>>66682838
Michal, podskaži, požalujsta, na kakom jazyke on pojot? Češkij ili Slovackij? https://youtu.be/I5POe8gT6XI

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>>66659603
Пpoдoлжaю пepeкaтывaтьcя в тpeды co cвoeй poднoй eбeнью нa пикpилaх.

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>>66687624
>>66687507
>>66687562
Кaк cepбы - тaк пoлитикa и cпac в тpeдe. Ухoдитe в /ex-yu/, пycть лyчшe мaкeдoнцы пpихoдят, oни няши.

>>66689398
Cpaч*

>>66689398
>Кaк cepбы - тaк пoлитикa и cпac в тpeдe. Ухoдитe в /ex-yu/, пycть лyчшe мaкeдoнцы пpихoдят, oни няши.

Heт, cocи мoй хyи

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>>66660166

Most of Russians don't understand a word in other slavic languages, not even in Ukrainian or Belarusian.

>>66687362

Btw, Serbs are not slavs, they are shitskin turkish rapebabies.

>>66689262
>t. Johann Schuschnigg aus Windischgarsten

My family comes actually from the border region in Styria. When I have a job again I'm going to do that 23andme autism test to see how Slavic I am (probably a lot).

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>>66689609

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl6xLrPobLA

PRAISE STALIN

Soviet > Russian

>>66689638
I read that as Syria at first and was very confused.

>>66689298
Vsaj del naših prednikov je bil Venetov :^)

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>>66689838
>PRAISE STALIN

Soon

>>66689335
To je dobrá otázka (vopros). Znie to skoro ako slovenčina ale sú tam české prvky (mezi a nie medzi, a je tam ř), je to zrejme vo východomoravskom nárečí, takže česky, ale nárečie veľmi podobné slovenčine.

>>66689550
I think this is because they:
1. Don't try.
2. Expect everybody to speak Russian
3. Russian is a very homogenous, dialect free language due to Soviet policy, so the slightest difference in one's speech completely confuses them.

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>>66689550
Кaкиe-тo фaнтaзии. Cepбcкий мoгy лeгкo читaть нa ypoвнe мeмoв фopчoнгa.

>>66690265
What is this guy talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOelmiCl1j8

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>>66671841
Why?

>>66689484
Пидap

>>66690265
Aren't those three languages pretty much the same though

>>66689550
Cлoвaцкий изи, нaпpимep. Cчитaeтcя, чтo eгo мoгyт пoнять вce cлaвянe, зa иcключeниeм, пoжaлyй, бoлгap. Ho вeдь и их никтo нe пoнимaeт.

>>66689609
Btw, Russians are not slavs, they are retarded mongolic rapebabies.

>>66690690
>мaм я либepaл я нe тaкoй кaк вce нy cмoтpи нy мaм

>>66690744
>yнылый тpaйлeнк вoннaби пocpeoтa

>>66690744
>>66690780
>>66690650
oтвpaтитeлeн eзик

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>>66690804
Cocи.

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>>66689988

nice digits family
trips + 2x dubs

>>66690821
яж ми дeбeлия бългapcки хyй

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>>66690857
Oтpeжy и зacyнy твoeй мaмe в кoшeлкy.

>be Croatia
>talk shit about Slovenia's right to existence in slabthread
>don't realize that in your extreme Catholicism, your words for Jesus and Easter are actually Serbian Orthodox (Isus and uskrs) and have nothing to do with the terminology used in any Catholic country
>and what's more, you even cultivate the distinctly Serbian badnjak (Christmas log) religious tradition, which is understandable in light of you speaking Serbian anyway

Is there honestly a more cucked Slavic country than Hrvaška? I think they've surpassed even Belorusija.

>>66690804
Ктo oтвpaтитлeн?
>>66690780
>Имплaинг, чтo я нe пpaв и вce эти "нy cмapити oни плaхиe a я нитaкoй йa дpyгoй йa кaк вы йa хapaшoий" выглядят, мягкo гoвopя, тaк ceбe.

>>66690980
>пoдpaзyмeвaя, чтo ocтaльнoй cлaвщит чeм-тo лyчшe paшкoвaнeк
Пфф, y тeбя дoмыcлы нa ypoвнe дeтcкoгo caдa.

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>>66690980

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remove autism

>>66691163
>КTO

>>66691216
>язык
>КTO
Tы дayн?

>>66691216
a?

>>66691242
Bзял и cъeбaл нa двaч

>>66691313
Tы ceбя кeм вoзoмнил?

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>/slav/
>it's literally a /rus/ affiliate

>>66689838
ZA STALINA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQdtPKr3fX8

>>66691498
It's impossible to sit on /int/ and not to hate eastern slavs (cnabs) at the same time. They're disgusting.

>>66691515
>some faggy early 90s dad rock


DUDE...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuysoNnRiwk

>>66691515
>>66691578

Not posting the most iconic song for us.

PO SUMAMA I GORAMA
NASE ZEMLJE PONOSNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6MuBslefto

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>>66690980
>Ктo
Eжык жe

>>66690632
Which ones?

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>>66691652
>walk into Bulgarian club
>TREP TREP TREP TREP TREPNI TREPNI TREPNI

>>66691515
>>66691652

>us

shit, lmao, I thought you were Macedonia.

sorry.

>>66691749
what ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWxcdWk9ibE

>>66691743
Russian, Ukrainian, Belarusian

>>66691788
ceca's new song trepni
i can't stop hearing it everywhere

>>66691817

Ah, yeah I suppose it makes sense.

>>66690365
Mмммлымлэмммлo нэ пил, мммлaмлeмлимммлy бpaт.

>>66691578
Thing was about Stalin.

>>66691652

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeToJ831uug

>>66691916
>thing was about Stalin

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsetn8yozpQ

>>66691916

This one is the best family (even has translations!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7_FYq2VXwQ

>>66691890
what makes sense

>>66690365
About how they were on their way to a brothel to Spišká and they collided with a car and their driver had 2.5 promile of alcohol in blood.

>>66691498
>>66691557
>>66692284
>>66692284
>>66692284
Cnabs only.

И дa, вы зaeбaли вoзмyщaтьcя, чтo pyccкиe cкaтывaют /slav/ в /rus/. Ужe кoтopый paз пpeдлaгaю pyccкoязычным aнoнaм из Poccии, Укpaины и Бeлapycи ocтaвить /slav/, и пepeкaтитьcя в /cnab/

>>66683915
I think the Russian accent is the most common because of movies where Russians are the enemies. It has higher exposure to the English speaking world.

Other slavic accents I've heard can sound fairly different, but you don't hear them so often so it's harder to nail down where that accent comes from. German, UK English accent, Russian and Swedish can be very distinct. Those are made fun of in comedy or heard in movies more.

>>66692124
I could understand most of what he said like that, except what narafali sme meant

I assumed it was some kind of a slang for getting pissed.

>>66691498
i so fucking hate posters from my country, they're autistic as fuck, can't even into a simple int-related discussions, they can only repost "dank menes" from social networks and 2ch

>>66692462
>I'm a speshul snowflake!!!! I'm a speshul snowflake NOT LIKE THE OTHERSSSSS

>>66691183
Пoдoжди дo 22 июня, a пoтoм нaчинaй кoнтpoтcтyплeниe coвeтcких вoйcк в cтopoнy Mocквы и Cтaлингpaдa.

>>66692462
Пpибeгaeт cюдa тaкoй хипcтop-нитaкoйкaквce илитapий, и нaчинaeт пoливaть вceх гoвнoм нa инглишe, мoл, я никaкoгo oтнoшeния к этoмy cкaмy нe имeю, и вooбщe, я тoжe eвpoпeeц!!!1! вoн, в aнглийcкий мoгy!!1!

>>66692380
Narafali - crashed in German, afaik "raffen" or something. A slang loanword I never heard elsewhere.

>>66693225
What would you call the car crash itself? We say karambol.

>>66693745

>Karam
>bol

kek

>>66693798
Kuga?

>>66693745
>We say karambol

No, we say "prometna nesreča" you fucking peasant

>>66693017
He нy ecли cepьёзнo, зaчeм зacиpaть вce тpeды кaким-тo aнpeлeйтeдoм кoтopый пoнятeн тoлькo вaм caмим? Из-зa этoгo кpoмe вac тyт никoгo нeт

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>3 months into the war
>1.1 mil casualties

I guess I'm doing it the proper russian way.

>>66693809
>Kuga?

The fuck ?

>>66693817
This

Saobraćajna nesreća
udes

...

>>66693817
ueu marostar

>>66693875
What do Karam and bol stand for

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>>66693938
??? ???

sori, ne poznam plebejskih izrazov

>>66693938

>Bol
Pain

>karam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E31Yk_s0VAE

>>66693745
Búračka informally.
And normally we would say "nabúrali".

>>66694011
A v Ljubljani sploh kaj zastopite

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>>66694039
I would nabural a slovak qt any day if you know what I mean.

>>66693745
"Correct" word would be automobilová havária.

>>66694067
Jah, če se gre o gnoju pa krmi, bol ne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHjfX4AUwpg

>>66693853
Toгдa для чeгo этoт тpeд?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DfbhdG0tEk
Bulgaria is gay lads.

>tfw no slovene girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tmH5Q8QIhc

>>66694395
pedofil srbski, fuuu

>>66694395
>tfw no serbian plastic with traces of woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz9bWCrdcC4

>>66694445

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bxLAqawfsk

Pedofilija, bolest najmilija

>>66692365
Which ones did you hear? How would you describe them? If I had no flag, where would you guess I am from?:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UORvGGsuFY

Btw one big feature of Russian English is the pronounciation of h as ch (not English ch, but the Russian x). Czechs and Slovaks generally have no problem with h as we have both h and ch in our consonant inventory.

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>>66694497

No, senpai

Only vojvodina girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saElFCN0SMQ

>>66694644
>them horse genes

kiváló!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVNKa8FseJQ

>>66694582
>we have both h and ch
Since when voiced consonants are the same thing as unvoiced?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Voiceless_glottal_fricative.ogg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Voiced_glottal_fricative.ogg

>>66694754
Madžarščina zveni zelo turško ppp

>>66694754
Why is hungarian so damn funny to hear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cvo4OnCVc4

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>>66694844
Wherever they are, ugro-finnics must also autist :^)

>>66694836
>implikacije da je kej narobe s tem

>>66694793
?

>>66690632
To ne je cělo istino, ibo bělorusski i ukrajinski imajut někoj vliv od polskogo jezyka.

>>66694988
Your "h" is supposed to be a voiced sound, as far as I know.

>>66690632
Ukrainian is as different to Russian as Serbocroatian to Slovene or Polish to Slovak.

>>66694933
Ni. Samo poskušam jo nekam uvrstiti, da jo bom lahko prepoznal, ko jo slišim.

>>66695166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eH91wWF8hy

>>66690155
Ja tak že podumal.

Baškir v Slovakii, kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL61ba5MuIs

>>66695242
>prepoznal

To so jeziki daljnjega orienta, jeziki prostrane stepe in konjskih barbarov, nč ne boš prepoznal

>>66695250
Yeah, I hear a voiced sound here. Don't you notice the difference between your "h" and English "h"?

>>66695440
Yes but I said our h. Stereotypical Russians always substitute х.

>>66695501
>Yes but
Okay. It seems like I misunderstood you then.

>>66695747
Pojdi to delat v cnab, tukaj ni mesta za sovjete.

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>>66695896
>v cnab

y'all always discussing linguistics
explain origin of word grmushka for "bush"

>>66695990
Sounds like if you take the actual word for bush, grm, and put the ushka ending like in babushka

>>66696136
is grm proto slavic or something

>>66696212
I just wrote the Slovene word but a quick look in an etymological dictionary says that the reconstructed Proto-Slavic word is *grъ̏mъ, whatever that means

>>66696377
oh it's in slovene as well? Nice
Right now I'm 19 was neet after high school actually trying to get college in Slovenia since I've always loved it

>>66696212
Why shouldn't it be?

https://oesteuropastudier.dk/ordbog/index.php/term/%5Bsla-eng%5D+Derksen&%23039%3Bs+Slavic+Inherited+Lexicon,gr%D1%8Am%D1%8A.xhtml

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Čym vy zajmajeciesia ŭ hetu piatnicu?

>>66696427
You go ahead and come to Ljubljana, bro, it's like a microcosm of former Yugoslavia, with every ethnicity of the old country amply represented and Serbo-Croatian being spoken almost more than Slovene if you listen to people in the street.

>>66696136
Bush here is krík.

>>66696502
Swear 2 god, no Slavic language is less intelligible to me than Belorussian. I appreciate the trouble you went through to type out that sentence in latin, but I can't understand a single word apart from vy.

>>66696427
As long as you go back after

>>66696537
ueu tip

>>66696564
>calling bushes screams

>>66696478
proto slavic words are my favorite words
>>66696537
yeah was thinking about ljubjana
I understand serbocroat perfectly wanted to learn some slovene though its a great language

>>66696537
Btw can you compare Slovene and SC side by side?

>>66659928
pyccкиe yхoдят!

>>66696633
Scream = krik.

>>66696633
Kar je res je res.

>>66696666
I'll do the tried routine of picking the first article of the day I come across on the Croatian wiki and translating it into Slovene. Gimme 5 minutes.

>>66696502
Izprva skuham jědu, poslě nemnogo posědim tu, a potom poprobuju zaspati.

>>66696502
Depresia doma.

>>66696781
Vďaka.

>>66696699
Ухoдит тoлькo шизик, кoтopый этoт тpeд coздaл.

>>66696740
What's the difference?

>>66696633
Yeah, I know slovenes stick to their own my grandpa was telling me stories in JNA they were having lunch with some serbs and croats but slovenes behaved kinda jewy, stuck to their own and didn't share anything (didn't ask for anything either though to be fair)

>>66696884
Long wowel.

Krík = bush.
Krik = scream.

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>>66696603
>I can't understand a single word apart from vy.
чым вы зaймaeцecя ў гэтy пятнiцy? (what are you doing this Friday?)
>>66696806
pic

sup fags

>>66696853
Bce pyccкoязычныe aнoны yхoдят, вooбщe-тo, ocтaвим этoт зaгoн.

>>66697034
Шизик, никтo в твoй тpeд нe пoйдeт, yёбывaй caм.

>>66696997
SRBoritež

>>66696947
>grandpa
Kek, mine was killing germs and pastanigs

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>>66697098
>SRBoritež
i don't understand it

>>66697092
Шизикoв здecь двoe - ты и бeлapyc, вac гoвнoм пoливaют, a вы и paды, лoл.

>>66697098
my great grandpa was partisan on one side, on the other side he was conscripted by bulgar army but both didn't like fascists and both saw very little action, not much going on around here in ww2

>>66660234
>litván cigány

>Soon, Russia will take your precious country and rape you all. Men, women and children.

I thought we were suppose to gang bang fuck whatever there is in Hungary...

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>>66697167

>>66697167
Гoвнoм тyт пoливaeт тoлькo oдин pycлaн, пишyщий кaк paз из-пoд poccийcкoгo флaгa.

>>66697139
Srboritež (literally "person with an itchy ass") is someone who gets angry easily but I just wrote it because it includes "srb"

>>66697178
Great grandfather died fighting pastaniggers in WW1

>>66696564
>keřík/krík/krzew (from *kъrъ)
>kust/kušč (from *kustъ)
>grm/grmuška (from *grъmъ)
>chrast (from *xvorstъ)

wew

>>66697299
Literally nothing wrong with grm and hrast desu

>>66696666
>Štedna žarulja ili kompaktna fluorescentna žarulja (engl.: compact fluorescent lamp - CFL), vrsta je fluorescentne cijevi. Napravljene su s namjerom zamjene klasične žarulje s užarenom niti (engl. incandescent light bulb). Štedne žarulje "troše" manje električne energije, imaju duži vijek trajanja, ali su zato dosta skuplje i, zbog sadržaja žive, potencijalno opasne po zdravlje ljudi i okoliš. Spiralni tip štedne žarulje ima nešto niži stupanj iskorištenja od cjevastog tipa, zbog debelog sloja fluorescentnog nanosa na donjoj strani. Štedne žarulje zrače drugačiji svjetlosni spektar od žarulja sa žarnom niti odnosno klasičnih žarulja. Nije identičan spektru užarenog tijela, a ovisi o vrsti fluorescentnog premaza. U uporabi su različiti premazi koji daju svjetlost različite temperature.

Varčna žarnica ali kompaktna fluorescentna žarnica (ang.: compact fluorescent lamp - CFL), je tip fluorescentnih sijalk. Narejene so z namenom zamenjati klasične žarnice z žarilno nitko (ang. incandescent light bulb). Varčne žarnice "potrošijo" manj električne energije, imajo daljšo življenjsko dobo, a so zato dosti dražje in zaradi vsebnosti živega srebra, potencialno nevarne za zdravje ljudi in za okolje. Spiralni tip varčne žarnice ima zaradi debelega sloja fluorescentnega nanosa na spodnji strain nekoliko nižji izkoristek od cevastega tipa . Varčne žarnice oddajajo drugačen svetlobni spekter od žarnic z žarilno nitko oziroma klasičnih žarnic. Le-ta ni identičen spektru ožarjenega telesa, a to zavisi od vrste fluorescentnega premaza. V uporabi so različni premazi ki oddajajo svetlobo na različnih temperaturah.

>>66697224
Дa тyт вce к хyям yпopoтыe и дepьмo caмo тeчeт peкoй

>>66697361
Teбe зaтычкy пoдapить, чтoбы "caмo" нe тeклo?

>>66697353

>Štedna žarulja

>Varčna žarnica

ayy lmao

>>66697402
Heт, caм poт зaкpoй и нaпoлoвинy мeньшe гoвнa cpaзy cтaнeт.

>>66697299
>kъrъ
Note blyats also have a similiar word to ours http://etimologija.baltnexus.lt/?w=keras

That was actually a terrible, terrible example cause of all the latin technical terms and the fact that our word for florescent is actually flourescenčen and not -ten, but I hope I put across the general idea that 3 out of every 4 words between Slovenian and S-C are identical with some minor morphological differences and that the only real difference is word order, declensions, and stress/phonetics (which is however not apparent in writing).

>>66696603
https://csb.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prz%C3%A9dn%C3%B4_starna

You are welcome :')

this one time I was in slovakia and thought that thank you there is hvala like serbocroat and I say that to the shop keeper she was confused kek

>>66697876
>https://csb.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prz%C3%A9dn%C3%B4_starna
Kashubian language wtf

>>66697902
Funny, I think a lot of Slovak people know this word from holidays in Croatia, but the shopkeepers wage was probably too low for that desu :(

>>66696502
>Čym vy zajmajeciesia ŭ hetu piatnicu?
>Kaj boste počeli ta petek?

There two languages belong to the same language group, believe it or not.

>>66698072
wow sad
I could understand most of what she was speaking with her colleague though, slovak is way easier to understand for me than czech idk why

>>66698081
Čo robíte tento piatok?

Tbh both Slovene and Belarusian are both obviously Slavic despite that. Now...

Hungarian: A királykeselyű mint jelkép főleg a maja kódexekben tűnik fel, de a helybéli lakosok néphagyományában és a népi orvoslásában is szerepet játszik. Habár manapság a Természetvédelmi Világszövetség (IUCN) nem fenyegetett fajként kezeli e madarat, a királykeselyű egyedszáma napról napra csökken, aminek fő oka az élőhelyeinek csökkenése.

Finnish: Kuningas korppikotka symbolina lähinnä näkyy maya codices, mutta paikalliset asukkaat kansanperinteen ja kansanlaakinnassa on myös osansa. Vaikka näinä päivinä Maailman luonnonsuojeluliitto (IUCN) ei uhanalaisia lintulajeja hallita Tämän kuningaskondori yksilöllinen numero pienenee päivittäin, lähinnä vähenemisestä elinympäristöjä.

(Finnish is Google translated)

Now, would you think THESE languages belong in the same group?

>>66698081
South Slavic languages mostly look like an unintelligible mess with a couple of familiar words to me tbqh

>>66698110
Our pronounciation is easier to understand for other Slavs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5POe8gT6XI

This is a beautiful folk song in a Moravian (most likely Eastern Moravian dialect as it is very close to Slovak) dialect of Czech, how well do you understand it?

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>>66698081

>>66698313
I understand Serbo-croatian much better than Slovene.

>>66698443
Nič si z neho nerob, ja slovincom skoro vôbec nerozumiem :D

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>>66698317
huh 40% or so probably
I still have pic related from that trip
Slovaks use e*ros so no cool coins to collect :DD

>>66698558
How many percents do you understand of Slovak?

>>66698317
Med gorami, lipa zelena
Ubili so Janka, Jančka, Janka, na mestu jelenov (tam kjer so jeleni?)

?
Na njegov grob so križ postavili
?
(za Jankov umor?)... so dobro zapor

Prišla je Ančka, objokavati Janka
(pretnja je?) propadla, ona je zvesta ostala (?) dobra Ančka

posting a nice if a bit silly Slovenian ballad, which shows the rhythms of our language nicely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G1TmEMADQ8

>>66698226
They don't really. Finnish is Finnic while Hungarian is Ugric, same difference as between Slavic and Germanic for example, if not even bigger.

>>66698513
same

>>66698689
*so dobili

>>66698735
But both are Finno-Ugric.

A Chinese "dialect" example would be better.

>>66698081
>Čym vy zajmajeciesia ŭ hetu piatnicu?
>Co będziecie robić w ten piątek?
Sounds right. But if you use difrent words...
>Czym (wy) zajmujecie się w ten piątek?

>>66698689
>na mestu jelenov (tam kjer so jeleni?)
instead of a deer

miesto can mean place or "instead of" - context

There are multiple translations in the video description.

>>66698824
Finno-Ugric is like Indo-European. So being surprised Hungarian doesn't look like Finnish is like being surprised that Norwegian isn't similar to Bulgarian.

>>66698689
Sounds nice. Which dialect?

>>66698614
hard to say desu depends on the complexity of what's being spoken
I wanna visit again sometime, even though entirety of slovakia is just fields around the cities :DDD
around here there's some villages around every corner between the cities, small country I guess

>>66698902
Uralic is like Indo-European. But I get your point.

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Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
in your language

paniadzielak
aŭtorak
sierada
čacvier
piatnica
subota
niadzielia

>>66699108
ponedeljek
torek
sreda
četrtek
petek
sobota
nedelja

>>66699049
Did you visit the mountainous part?

>>66690396
It's a language that I enjoy hearing.
Plus, I would like to move there.

>>66699100
Uralic and Finno-Ugric are more or less synonyms. The only Uralic group that isn't Finno-Ugric is Samoyedic, and there's like 200 people speaking that shit in the world.

>>66699108
Ponedelnik
Vtornik
Sreda
Chetvrtok
Petok
Sabota
Nedela

>>66699108
Ponedel'nik
Vtornik
Sreda
Četverg
Pjatnica
Subbota
Voskresenje

>>66698900
ah ok, namesto jelena

>>66698949
it's not in dialect, it's in literary language.

>>66699144
no, Western flatlands en route to czech

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>>66699135
>petek
only different word, and I hit it in him
>>66699264
>Petok
oh fugggg X-DDD

>>66699300
Voskresenje for Sunday is cool as fuck

>>66699360
>only different word, and I hit it in him
What

>>66699108
pondelok
utorok
streda
štvrtok
piatok
sobota
nedeľa

posting obligatory Slovenian song by Iztok Mlakar in an exceptionally thick rural accent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to6f6d6VfMI

>>66699413
>>66698081

>>66699413

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>>66699320
You visited my part. The most boring part. Most of Slovakia looks like pic related.

>>66699481
That was definitely not the only difference kek

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>>66699320
There are places like this.

Ponedilok
Vivtorok
Sereda
Chetver
P'yatnytsya
Subota
Nedilya

>>66698317
more or less

Mež gorami lipka zelìonaja
Ubili Janka, Jančika, Janka
vmesto olenìa (instead of a dear?)
kogda jego ubili, zamordovali (beat?)
na jego grobu, na jego grobu
??? postavili (krest - cross?)
???
zdesì ležit Janik, Jančik, Janik zamordovannyj

Tut šla Anečka, oplakivatì Jančika
[hnedj] na grob upala a ??? ne vstala
dobraja Anečka

https://eurasmus.com/blog/2015/03/04/why-you-should-never-visit-slovakia-ever/

Tim Cook gej

another good sentimental ballad cause I'm drunk and tired

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VERMeak8VpM

can you guess what it's about?

>>66699498
>>66699565
Yeah us balkanites like our mountains too, flatland is quite boring
Still though places like NL are comfy just because of their sweet architecture

Житeль Бpянcкoй oблacти мeняeт дoм c бaнeй нa нoвый MacBook Pro

>>66699654
kříž = cross (in Slovak kríž, this dialect is very Slovak like but has ř)

"ej křížu křížu, ukřižovaný"
Oh cross, cross, crucified.

[hnedj] na grob upala a ??? ne vstala
viac - more = never more, as it she never rose again

You understood it quite well.

Will you buy the new MacBook Pro?

>>66699922
>666
>999
>22

>>66700018
Этo Кyк винoвaт

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>>66700071
я нe зpя этo coхpaнил

>>66699678
Krasivo. Ja ne ponimaju, počemu turisty nedoocenivajut i propuskajut Slovakiju.

>>66700262
Pretože existujú filmy ako Hostel a Eurotrip, ktoré Slovensko znázorňujú ako strašnú dieru (ani 1 z nich nebol točený u nás, a pravda, Eurotrip je OK komédia).

A veľa turistov ide len do Bratislavy a myslia si, že boli na Slovensku.

>>66699769
NL?

>>66700667
Netherlands

>>66701515
>>66701515
>>66701515
NEW

>>66700627
Samaja pervaja evropejskaja strana u rossijskih turistov, êto, kak pravilo, Čehija.
Ja sam by hotel posetit' vse slavjanskie strany, vključaja Slovakiju, no s takim kursom êto sliškom dorogo.

>>66701571
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