/brit/

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/balt/

gay

heyy x

Sorry to interrupt but can someone tell me how to make an account here? I have seen others posting with accounts and I would rather not be Anonymous, it gets my posts confused with everyone else's.

Most white Americans are dirty progressives. Hence, where they can be found, they should be killed. There are a handful which claim not to be progressives, but they are so few in number as to be statistically irrelevant.

Just kill any American white you can catch as a precaution. They are all filthy multiculturalists, progressives, race mixers, supporters of homosexuality and trans rights, and Islamic apologists.

Most of those posting under the US flag on /int/, are self-hating whites and millennial progressives of the following type:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw

USA > uk

will be adding to my 4chan collection tomorrow

I want and need to suck a big cock right now.

>>66658333
upvoted

>>66658342
Nope

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Dave is more British than half of you pale looking aboriginal cunts

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well?

>i save posts for the new thread

sad cunt

>i am such a massive runt that i do not like both cats and dogs

ah yes very impressive

girl just asked for my forgiveness lads

she seems actually upset and I'm finding it hard to say no

what do x

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>Conor mcgregor and his father used to get in fistfights because Conor refused to do plumbing
>A senile irishman can handle dat left but some of the 'best fighters in the world' can't

Pathetic

>>66658368
D

>>66658336
fair enough

>>66658368

retched at this post

>>66658342
the UK is superiour to the us

>>66658373
close your eyes and say no

I'm watching the Hearthstone world championships on Twitch

Also found my Sertaline and Propraponal while cleaning out my drawer

>>66658368
Who wants a dry pussy

Squirt and creamer is the best combo

>>66658379
bit gay

>>66658379
He looks like a bit of a manlet 2bh

>>66658379
>connor '13 seconds' mecgreggor
ah yes...the infamous irish chin...back to the potatoes paddy and leave the fighting for real men

i drink a glass of olive oil every day

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>Sorry to interrupt but can someone tell me how to make an account here? I have seen others posting with accounts and I would rather not be Anonymous, it gets my posts confused with everyone else's.

I put the dare in santan and the santan is santander

>>66658420
>squirt
grim

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>its a flatmate listens to the same 10 songs over and over episode
Really dont like this one

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a c"a"t as they say

>>66658469
that's a pic of me

>>66658469

haha hes well fluffy

*spooks you*

>>66658336
did you move from singapore

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>Sorry to interrupt but can someone tell me how to make an account here? I have seen others posting with accounts and I would rather not be Anonymous, it gets my posts confused with everyone else's

>there's a literal ikea video at the bottom of the page

WHAT IS THIS SLOPE DOING

never switch up on my gang no

>>66658431
Shut the fuck up you bent cunt you realise how autistic your gay rhetoric sounds?

Majority of the best British boxers are Irish, black, scouse or Welsh, English men cannot fight one on one nor can they fight at all, I'd cave your fucking head in you runt

Also how is him knocking Aldo out in 13 seconds with a single punch a bad thing? Thick cunt

>>66658493
more like sri wanker

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>Sorry to interrupt but can someone tell me how to make an account here? I have seen others posting with accounts and I would rather not be Anonymous, it gets my posts confused with everyone elses.

what kind of mong doesn't have ads blocked?

Ah yes, Christmas draws near and people are already playing those shitty Christmas songs about snow and shit

NEED them to FUCK OFF

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>go on wiki page about cats
>see this

ah yes

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>>66658453
work work work work work

>>66658564
phone posting x

that feel when no boyfriend

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>>66658469

dogs kill children

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Lunks BTFO

what kind of mong phone posts?

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>>66658304
>So much grams
>Unzip da bag
>Dip in my hand
>Then I palm trees

>>66658577
190kg master runt in cat form on the right

>>66658533
>Englishmen cannot fight at all

Forgot that England actually didn't conquer 1/3 of the world ha ha

>>66658585
bit bent

>>66658379
he used to make a massive weight cut to beat up people much smaller than him, hence why his striking hurt them so much. Now he doesn't make the weight cut and fights people his own size, likewise he hasn't finished anyone in a fight since

>>66658379
His fashion sense always triggers me.

Why most sportsman dress so badly?

Imagine being in Venice with the gf and seeing a load of South London roadmen filming a music video

https://youtu.be/u2H0mXC2Wbs

>>66658564
/Clover master race/ here

>>66658607
one who enjoys looking at ads x

>>66658024
>chances of winning changes day by day

Yeah, I predicted Leicester City would win the league because I changed it before the final match when they were guaranteed to win anyway.

Super predator sounds like a sick name

Wouldn't mind if people called me super predator

imagine if americans hibernated every winter

>>66658538
i havent wanked off all day

>>66658570
>Coca-Cola already selling the Santa Claus cokes
Not that I drink it myself but it's fucking October

Testing out the new reddit flags for phones extension

>>66658607
Me

>>66658661
more like super redditor

*flicks you off my shirt like the snivelling beetle you are*

>>66658433
That's a lot of calories la

like 2000-4500 depending on the glass.

>>66658582
What kind of mong phone posts and doesn't use clover?
>>66658643
Good lad

4 replies

2 years today since I first took acid. My acidversary ha.

>>66658621
Did you read the post? I said they can't fight one on one for a reason, they are great at adhering to strict militaristic codes and having great battle discipline but it's no secret they can't fight with their hands

>>66658663
How is Sri Lanka treating you my friend?

>>66658656

>Changing your opinion based on data is dumb

wew haha

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Trump will win

Super (child) Predator

Need a poo pretty bad desu

>>66658630
embarrassing lmao

>>66658692
its hand made Venetian glass

what kind of mong doesn't use proxies?

>>66658716
the military machine of the BE was powered by the martial prowess of the irish

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>>66658686
Wew fucking BTFO

>>66658716
>fighting with your hands in 2016

Alri Great great grandad

>>66658739
that's what windows are for

>>66658725
It's not a prediction if you can change your mind every day

>>66658756
good pots

>>66658630
Imagine being in London with the gf and seeing a load of Alabama hicks filming a music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2si2Xxn9D4o

>>66658663
I had a wank earlier and bust a huge nut. I guess you could say it was like a tsunami from my willy

giving her another chance lads

waheyy this will definitely work out

>>66658686
You have no clue who you're talking to, I'm the super predator lad

You may perceive me as a snivelling beetle, but little do you know you are my prey

got to call the 'rents

hope they're in a good mood

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>>66658727
>AngryGoTFan

>>66658789
i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you bog-trotting prick

>Ask for new hoodie for birthday present
>get punching bag instead

Another shit birthday desu

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the gf

>>66658773

mong

>>66658788
could she not resist the BBC?

>>66658718
Just read The English Patient by Sri Lankan Michael Ondaatje.
10/10 author tbqhfamalam

"This Is About Whiteness"

https://archive.is/pWkgD

>Student protesters at the University of California-Berkeley gathered in front of a bridge on campus and forcibly prevented white people from crossing it. Students of color were allowed to pass.

>The massive human wall was conceived as a pro-safe space demonstration. Activists wanted the university administration to designate additional safe spaces for trans students, gay students, and students of color. They were apparently incensed that one of their official safe spaces had been moved from the fifth floor of a building to the basement.

>According to video footage of the protest, demonstrators blocked off the bridge completely. Students who needed to get to class had no choice but to cross the stream by jumping from rock to rock. Dozens of people can be seen doing so.

>want to pay for my shows like a good citizen
>want to buy an episode of a BBC show
>see it for sale
>not for sale outside of the United Kingdom

why

>Twitter axes Vine video service

screeching at the thought of vine """celebrities"" having a mental breakdown

Anyone else not really wank a lot? Like I wank maybe once a week these days. Absolutely never wank through the week either because I'm just knackered after work so it has to be the weekend but even then I'm just not terribly into it.

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>>66658777
This and Sweet Home Alabama are our state's anthem. We cherish them with great patriotism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQlJOOHhU8

>>66658597
Me the radical centrist on the right

http://www.apple.com/uk/macbook-pro/

might cop x

>>66658304

I knew a simple soldier boy Who grinned at life in empty joy, Slept soundly through the lonesome dark, And whistled early with the lark.
In winter trenches, cowed and glum, With crumps and lice and lack of rum, He put a bullet through his brain. No one spoke of him again.
You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye Who cheer when soldier lads march by, Sneak home and pray you'll never know The hell where youth and laughter go.
By Seigfried Sassoon

>>66658832
>yanks

>>66658859
What about free bird?

just realised the only thing I've eaten all day is a small bag of skittles

>>66658770
I just read your first post again and realised you thought mcgregor got knocked out in 13 seconds

Bit of a Mong aren't ya?

>>66658623
Conors a natural featherweight, especially for his height dummie, the left hooks that Nate was eating would knock out any other person in WW provided they aren't brain damaged like Nate and value their brain cells

>>66658906
maybe you should eat something x

doing a browse of the internet

there's nothing new with the Macbook
they literally just added a touchbar

Apple is shite

Ahh yes lads, got six cans of Fosters and 3 hours of Eurobeat on the go
this is the life

>>66658816
and another thing, it didn't even have gloves with it. Do you know how expensive gloves are?
So I had to spend 40 pounds to use a present I didn't even want.

fuming

>>66658841
What were you planning on watching lad

>>66658918
That wasn't my post, no idea who McGregor is ha ha

>>66658928
I miss steve jobs

>>66658832

Would fucking heem my way across that bridge in a milisecond

>>66658906
i've eaten one jam cream i found left in the packet

>>66658928
t. Windows pleb

>>66658920
yeah, might cook some runt fodder

>>66658923
kill yourself

>>66658811
I think not, I think I'd knock you out in appropriate super predator form and rape your ma and sisters

>>66658954
I don't

My cool friends use Linux

>>66658935
louie theroux drinking to oblivion

>>66658971
Do a homemade 'za la

Alright lads help me out here

I'm bored as all fuck and have promised myself I wouldn't drink alone or masturbate. So I figure I may as well go to a pub somewhere. But what do I do then?

>>66658928
>I can't afford it so it must be shit
Ahh yes

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who /Tax law & Accounting/ here?

>>66658585
I'll be your boyfriend

>>66658875
Unironically glad that I'm one of the few men in human existence who's enjoyed a life without war

>>66658974
>t. psykfallsanon

>>66658975
child predator form more like

ahahahah

>>66658832
Would have just run through them desu
Dont have time for shit like that in mornings

>it's a someone smeared shit all over the toilet walls in infants school episode

hope someone throws a massive fucking rock at my head and I die

>>66659020
drink alone then go home and masturbate

>>66658718
Not sure what you meant by this but generally pretty averagely i suppose

>>66658778

wtf thats fucked up and insensitive i died in the tsunami

>>66659024
haha fuck off nerd!!

>>66659020
>going to a pub on your todd
lmao sad twat

>>66659024
cannot imagine anything more boring.

>>66658918
>Conors a natural featherweight

lol no he's not, he's a natural lightweight

>>66659074
ur loyf

>>66658778
wish that was all over my face x

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>>66659027
Read up on passchendaele lad, people would drown in mud

>>66659069
one of my signature dishes is a sri lankan dhal. its good shit.

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Off to work in a few minutes lads

>>66659020

>drink alone or masturbate

I do this every single night without fail

>>66659074
it's horrifying

sned help

>>66659053
mate if you were here I wouldn't even care about prison I'd strangle you death right away with my bare hand

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watching old movies on tv makes me wish I lived in the 50s

>>66658379
It cracks me up to look at one of Ireland's best fighters at know that because of my height advantage (I'm 6ft1), I could turn his spine into a flump.

>15" Macbook Pro costs £2,699


wake me up inside

Who /Birmingham/ here?

>>66658898
It's really Sweet Home Alabama, Free Bird, and link related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfv9FDnMcaI

>>66658832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R6dzZdceT4

honestly thought 'safe spaces' were a meme 2bh, feel like I've died a bit today

>>66659113
*releases the zyklon B*

it's for your own good, lad...

>>66659074
being a wagey

>>66659072
so how do people make friends?

>watching black and white movies
haha alri grandad

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Feels music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD84vrw6fF0

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Why couldn't the Brits handle Afghan banter?

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>Sorry to interrupt but can someone tell me how to make an account here? I have seen others posting with accounts and I would rather not be Anonymous, it gets my posts confused with everyone else's.

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And if a double decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to *GLRRCH*

>>66659163
>implying a sweat ball of lard who sits on his arse all day could fight anyone
You'd just be their punching bag mate

Jesus came to me in a dream last night.

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Me on the right

>>66659165
>that's expensive
hello northerner

>>66659174
ahh yes...

Came to Jesus in a dream last night.

>>66659191
Mountains + foreign unknown territory

>>66659230
how you doing mate?

>you now remember aston villa

>>66659165

the high price is a key part of their marketing strategy. it makes you feel like you're getting a premium product even if it really isn't any better than something much cheaper. kind of the same thing with dominos, you see a full price pizza is £23 or whatever and you're subliminally being told "DUDE you can get this £23 pizza for half price if you buy two/buy it on tuesday/buy it with potato wedges"

>>66659245
no you didn't mate

the absolute state of aussie shitpostering 2bh

dire

>>66659264
You mean Aston Martin?

VOTE LADS AND LASSES

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

>>66659303
yeh

>>66659279
so people who buy apple products are retards?

gotcha

Any lads here want to give me a footjob with some comfy socks?

>>66658918
>Conors a natural featherweight
Not true at all, they dehydrate themselves loads before fights to fight at a lower weight. If Conor was a natural featherweight he'd fight at Bantamweight

>>66659305
>no yank option
binned

>>66659230
for a fucking laptop yes

>>66659303
Aston from JLS, m8

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>>66659264
We're gonna win the playoffs la

Who /Sheffield/ here?
Who /Birmingham/ here?
Who /Leeds/ here?
>Who /Woodstock/ here?

>>66659324
yeh

>>66659246
plus not worth holding onto

reading clintons manifesto since she's confirmed to be president

>>66659338
>The idea of buying anything more expensive than a 100 quid netbook confuses and enrages the Northerner
if you can't afford it, it's not for you

>>66659279
Apple isn't even the top of its game anymore, its fallen hard and they aren't even the best looking anymore.

>>66659206
My superior reach would mean the little man couldn't touch me. I also weigh 85kg, much heavier than the shrimp

>>66659392
did mummy and daddy break their backs so that you could bring a macbook into lectures? awww

>>66659369
Want me to suck you off as well?

Why does this London paki think he's special because spends two years saving on a fucking laptop bigger than his bedsit?

Just drove past my mum's old house on bury new road lads

>>66659467
that's gay lad

>Americans think Fox is Republican propaganda

>Fox turns out to be the only media company not owned by Jews

howling

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Getting the daily sarg in


How is he so based lads?

normbles...

>>66659503
get us a strawberry milkshake

>>66659512
nah it's just a bit of fun

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>a fucking laptop bigger than his bedsit

>I'm half English, half Celtic
>;)
How do you respond? Honestly.

>>66659503
quite frankly senpai nobody cares

Never become a middle manager

Either stay on the "shop floor" or just straight to actual management.

Have to do 30 performance reviews for people I don't like tomorrow, and who will all bitch and call me biased when I tell them their sub-par wok means no bonus for them.

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nomblerwomblers wubblynubblyroooooooo

>>66659465
did mummy not buy alcohol for a week so she could buy a 2nd hand netbook off ebay which you sometimes get to use? haha fascinating

*walks off and talks to someone else*

>>66659581
i dont drink, Rasheed

>>66659600
rasheed

>>66658368
most important thing is innie/outie

no one wants to get a girls pants off and then be greeted by something that can best be described as a half eaten kebab

>>66659581
Banter Status:
>Handled [ ]
Not Handled [X]

> I don't drink
> Rasheed
hmm...?
hmm....

>>66659537
Ordered cheeseburger and chips on an addicted one
>>66659555
But it's the one she got evicted from

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>paying 2500$ for a laptop
>a laptop that doesn't even have top tier specs and no ports.

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top banter

>>66659651
Did you get me my milkshake while you was there?

if i see you with an apple product i assume you're an unsophisticated plebeian with more money than sense

>>66659548
Probably trying to say quarter Irish quarter Scottish without getting into specifics
If they can't back it up by speaking gaelic though you have my permission to cave their yank face in

Hahahahahah got on the wrong fucking bus and now I'm not gonna get home for another hour hahahahahaha sick

>>66659665
what im i looking at here?

>>66659665
£2500 gets you the laptop with ports and fans

the macbook is the cheaper one

>>66659679
where's doctor watson?

not a fan of myself

>>66659760
I don't rate you

dont attempt to get the get pls.

I really need it

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>>66659522

>>66659706
Nah someone said "can I get a picture" so I stood there and took 15 pictures don

>>66659769
I feel you were waiting your whole life to say that

>>66659760
haha...

>>66659780
just gonna leave before whatever cretin gets it

state of your life if you're one of those spazzers who go mad for every get

How are you coping /brit/?

>>66659780
Germany got the 5s get with an awful post about some gook

>>66659824
now I have no purpose

>>66659820
shut up you dickhead
I'm a sickhead

>>66659745
$2500 CAD for the base Macbook with no ports

I got a 3 year old Thinkpad for $300 CAD that is more powerful and looks better

>>66659848
I'm very horny and I need to get fucked

is it true women don't ever feel awkward?

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If you aren't looking fresh like these lads on a Saturday eve you're a loser

>>66659901
was it worth it?

>>66659905
fuck off you autist

>>66659905
>looks better
leave the thread

>>66659943
no x

>>66659848
She didn't text back

Devastated tb h

>>66659948
>autist for using my own currency

>>66659902
>not realising that whole conversation was the opening lines to bugzy malones fire in the booth
embarrassing

Does your house really get pelted with eggs if you don't open for halloween

>>66659919
no...

>>66659719
Never heard them try to speak gaelic, so will do.

Man, some fucking people huh?

>>66659919
They think they do, but they don't.

>>66659665
Why did people worship Jobs?

>>66660009
yeah and I was chip, ending your career

when im down i just laugh at my life to feel better lmao

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Someone on the bus is listening to kpop far too loudly

Greasy haired fucker too

Typical

>>66659665
Absolute joke price

just had a runtwich

>>66659988
I knew you love me really :3

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>a touch bar for instant emoji
>$2399

gas this world

>>66660019
no

>>66660072
delete this image of me

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>>66659962
New Macbooks look like shit

the Chromebook and the Microsoft Surface family are the best looking laptops on the market right now

Microsoft is blowing Apple out of the water.
if only Intel didn't scrap the Atom maybe we could have a surface phone too.

> Make idle comment to a girl that I've had a tiring day and I'm quite sleepy
> She replies "go to sleep then!" as if that's useful advice at 8:30pm

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Listening to Kpop loudly on the bus whilst reviewing my clubbing photos from last Saturday night

Me and the 'itis

Some fucking normie is taking photos of me on the bus

Gonna ree the shit out of him soon lads

>>66660100
wouldn't be surprised if he posted on here and turned around lmao

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*devours feces*

>>66659935
honestly believe that everyone with those ear gauges should be killed

if I had £2500 id buy a macbook instantly no questions asked

had enough of this lenovo shitpile

>>66660072
me on the bus

AUS > USA (some states) > UK

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-37785628
>Royal Mail has stopped postmen delivering letters to a row of houses in Torfaen because walking on a grass verge has been deemed "too dangerous".

>"It's safe enough for all these elderly people to walk up and down the road, and in my experience they deliver to some pretty remote places. Its health and safety gone mad."

I've always associated Apple products with poofs, pakis and the sort of women that think Chihuahuas are nice dogs

>>66660102
the surface has a fucking kickstand and the chromebook is a blatant half-arsed ripoff of the macbook air

considering filtering canada, you never post anything remotely coherent

inhale bleach

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>>66660138
>a LEAF

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>>66660026
for all his faults he kept Apple at the peak of influence and aesthetics

>>66660123
You just KNOW that lad is living the Barratt New Build life

>>66660102
received me lappy pls

>>66660125
why is he taking photos of you?

>>66660181
Would ironically buy that

>>66660072
WHAT THE FUCK! That's me.

I don't want to look like a weirdo so tap my shoulder and say "banter".

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me getting off the bus

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>>66660095
worst part is the touchbar is a separate device running WatchOS
what a joke

>>66660144
If I had £2500 I'd go on holiday

>>66660143
How dare you threaten my right to life like that

Bet you don't even sniff lines of MD off your spikey haired mates cock every Saturday and Friday night

>>66660193
>received
recommend you queer phone just punched the wall

>>66660125
Wash your hair

>>66660217
k

>>66660181
buttplug

>>66660167
stupid twat probably slipped and felt embarassed

bloody welsh

ah yes the classic caring about what other people spend their money on

classic

>>66660224
What's this from?

>>66660224
regretted that one desu

>>66660273
XV-940

heh

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>>66660102
>Chromebooks
Imagine being THIS ridiculously poor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

Absolute classic tune
ahh yes

apple is built on conspicuous consumption, which is a preserve of the lower classes

>>66660288
good lad

>>66660190
I was thinking more the child predator life

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>>66660175
the surface laptop you moron
that pic is both the tablet and the laptop

>calling chromebook a ripoff
Apple ripped off loads of designs, what matters is who makes the best design right now, and its not apple anymore.

Microsoft even has the Studio to steal the iMac market

>>66660304
>babby's first day on /wsg/

@66660324
Didn't give you permission to reply to me.

can't even manage a tin of beans

the state of me 2bh

going as myself for halloween because I'm an ugly fuck

>>66660304
Fucking bent tbf, dunno how you anime nonces listen to this mind numbingly shit music

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>>66660303
>poor
reminder only poor people think buying apple shit makes them look "wealthy"

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run

>>66660304
here this one is absolutely superior as i see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-cCbpvfLRs

since I dumped (AKA stopped talking to) my lewd igf my wanks have been very poor

>>66660324
recommend me a laptop you useless cunt

Any money spent on phones/laptops is a waste

spend it on books, and you might learn something, instead of rotting your brain

>>66660382
Why do you have these images you fucking weapon

Do you suffer from severe 'tism?

>>66660419
lmao fucking nerd

>>66660313
Except you NEVER see rich people with Macbooks. iPhones, maybe, since they can pay monthly out of their bennies, but Macbooks are strictly the preserve of the wealthy.

>Go to a rich area of London
>Attractive white people on their MacBooks in expensive cafes

>Go up North
>Chavs and pakis using smashed iPhone 5s with grimy plastic cases in mcdonalds and KFCs

>>66660419
what device was this post made on then lad

People buy Apple laptops because there's no other choice

Everything else is shit

Yeah you're paying through the nose, but you'll end up with something that fucking works

>>66660367
but you can just download the books for free if you have a laptop...

clearly got an unrotted brain in that box of yours eh?

Apple don't invent anything, they're just the best at presentation and marketing

>>66660410
buy a thinkpad on liquidation
just bought a T520 with a 3rd gen i7 and SDD for $300

spliff time

If you feel the need to use a laptop rather than a desktop for any purpose whatsoever you're a runt and should probably be put down

Canadian lad is so fucking useless I'll box the cunt around

>>66660304
Such a good anime desu

>>66660496
It's a thursday

>>66660457
Poortherners grin and bear their shitty Chromebooks and netbooks and pretend they are superior

>>66660457
I have a 5 year-old Sony Vaio that still works fella.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw0YNazyFdk

>touchscreen desktop devices continue to be a thing

There has literally never been, and never will be, a touch screen desktop device which is as ergonomic as using a fucking mouse and keyboard.

I can accept using touchscreens for smartphones but I still wish the touchscreen meme in general would just go away. They're fucking annoying. I don't want the speed and precision with which I can use a device to be limited to how wide my fat fingers are or how fast or far I can drag them across the glass.

>>66660448

edison cylinder