you wake up in 1349
what you do
>>66656708
get da plague and die >:^)
Infect myself and IMMEDIATELY head for Poland.
>>66656830
You're embarrassing the flag
>>66656708
>Portuplague
Praise Jews
>>66656708
I will work all day long, all day, every day, until I die.
>>66656708
fall down 140+ metres and probably die
take a fucking bath and work on my yiddish plays
>>66656708
1337 REKT Portugal
rape everything and write a book of future prophecies warning about jews
>>66656708
>Bucharest
>1354
This map is at least 100 years inaccurate.
>>66656708
>Plaguetugal
>>66657258
Did Milan pact with the Devil or something?