/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

might play some oblivion

i've not finished it so dont spoil it please

i bet martin will take the throne and rule happily as emporer for many years and not turn into a dragon or anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c4eMTw9zIg

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korean pop

GAS
THE
ENGLISH
lads

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Me and the lads

>>66644978
This tbqhwymaf

>>66645000
Me on the left

>>66644986
that's the sound they make when they get taken to the slaughterhouse as well

>>66645000
Christ, get a look at Hess on the right
Literal fucking caveman, probably ran away 'cause he got bullied

>>66644996
Not this tbqhwymaf

>>66645030
>'cause

Runt

>>66645023
because of the stress innit

>>66645023
It's amazing how much noise they make after you've cut their throats haha

>>66645051
Not this

>>66645056
"Because" sounds a bit long in casual speech 2bh

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>>66644934
Thought of a new word, guys.

Skeeb

Learnt a new Portuguese phrase lads

Tronco de couve

crazy how the lads in the hitler jugend had to live with a dog for their whole childhood then kill him when they reached 16 or around that
mental

thought of a new word for americans lads

diet

>>66645000
haha big coat wanker loves his big coat

alri inspector gadge

>>66645083
The opposite of this

>>66644985
Your father tells me I'm not to let you play until you've earned your bachelor's degree.

...Everyone here DOES at least have a bachelor's degree, right?

>>66645116
...Go on.

>>66645062

this comment reminded me of gore videos ive seen of peaceful muslims cutting infidels throats. 3/10 would not watch again.

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>>66644991
>raina's thighs

>>66645151
I have a BSc in gassing the yanks

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>>66644934
Thought of a new word, boyyos.

Greeb

>>66645209
Business idea: steal your new word

>>66645151

i never even finished year 9 in school.

Eating a pint of lemon jelly and pear halves

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>>66645234
GREEEEEEEEB

>>66645255
You'll be eating my knuckle sandwich in a minute lad

>>66645250
You the bricklayer?

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>>66645250

Callam?

Lads is £2650 alright for a 2006 1.9 tdi Audi A3

Had new timing belt and water pump at 80k

No new clutch though but the lady said it runs fine, will have a close inspection when I inspect the car on Saturday

>>66645151
my father is dead

Lads
How would you address an email to a youtuber? Real name or pseudonym?

foof

gonna work as a pizza boy 'til the day i die

thoughts?

>>66645277
>>66645291

nope.

>>66645272
Shan't be eating this

when I go outside it feels like I'm walking on nettles

You ugly twats

>>66645304

The same way you would address a runt, with a steel capped boot to the gullet.

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>close inspection when I inspect

>>66645342
put some shoes on

>>66645344
Say that to my face you mong

Have recently rekindled my love of pubic hair on a woman lads

There's something very carnal and primitive about it but

>>66645304
How do other people in their videos refer to them as? If it's a pseudonym it means they're comfortable with it and probably prefer it, otherwise use their real name

Is there a rivalry between Aussies who post in /brit/ and ones who post in /balt/?

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>>66645305
This is a good new word

>>66645304

who you emailing?

>>66645362
Good shout iah ta

>>66645361
You ugly twat

>>66645357
Do not test me sunshine

>>66645366

could grizzlies and polar bears procreate or are they completely different species?

>Absoflutely
When you agree with someone and there is a flute present, you must play the flute and then proceed to say "absoflutely".
Only used in agreement.

>>66645362
>Have recently rekindled my love of pubic hair on a woman lads

gay

>>66645372
pewdiepie

>>66645386
Howling at you rn, maximum runt

>>66645364
Use to post in /balt/ but it's dead 90% of the time and the 10% of the time it's active it's flooded by tripfagging anime nonces who are just there to start arguments

Not worth the time desu, really wish /ausnz/ would just cut strings entirely

>>66645250
alri zach haha x

>>66645364

not that i know of. /balt/ is so pointless. nothing like /brit/ of course.

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>>66645209
Greeb is mushroom in Russian

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>>66644934
Can you guys help me remember where I parked my ca-

*Mweep mweep*

Oh! Haha! There it is!

>>66645293
Pretty good price desu

Offer 2400 and hope to get it for around 2500

Can you guys help me remember where I parked my yan-
*AMERICA IS WHITE*

Oh! Haha! There it is!

>>66645398

how many points do i get if i fuck a polar bear in the arse?

>>66645364

nah, they're alright

it's just really slow most of the time and some of the posters in there can be quite autistic but i guess it's not much different to /brit/ in that respect

er lol

What's going on?

Hi Ferdinand,

The letter says I should ask for guidance with my appeal, so can you tell me what sort of evidence I need? From the start there has been nothing for me to argue against, you just keep shutting me down by saying my points are not relevant.

The penalty IS disproportional but other than logic and common sense what evidence could prove this?
The criteria used to determine a proportionate penalty, as contained in paragraph 10.1 of the Student Misconduct Procedure, were not appropriately applied, but again other than logic and common sense how can this be proved?

What you keep leaning against in your correspondence with me is that my crime was “severe” and that you have a duty of care (implying I’m a threat), these are not facts, these are opinions, logic and common sense, so again how am I supposed to provide evidence to contradict you?

You also seem to have a bias against me and you can end my appeal before it reaches the student appeal committee, so I want to ask you specifically, what you need to see?

Thanks,

Fuck sake lads, just realised that girl actually faniced me.

NEED to suck Justin Biebers willy lads

imagine being such a pure runt that you dont do isometric training

>>66645548
You forgot your trip x

>>66645407
>>66645434
>>66645505
I'm surprised you don't have an autist who tries to herd you all into one thread. If /brit/ merged with another general, I think there would quite be a divide amongst the community here. Dread to think.

You fucking RUNT. Come here.

>>66645548
haha

yes

I realised that several girls have fancied me
over the years recently

now I have depression

ah yes

IM GAY HAHAHAHA WILLIES IN MY BUM LOL

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>>66645548
>you found out later she liked you even though she never said anything

>>66645586
Unsure of who you might be referring to with this post desu.

>>66645616
God. The state of you.

>>66645612
Who you chasing lad


>>66645586
made me punch a dog because of how hard this made me laugh

>>66645602
some latvian tries to kick /ausnz/ out all the time desu

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haha I know who I'll be supporting

>>66645632
>tfw she actually did say something
>turns out she said something all the fucking time
>constantly dropping hints
>Too spergous to pick up on them
haha godo times

>>66645632
Had a qt ask me out in high school and my response was literally "H-heh nice" and then I left the room with some shit excuse

Want to kill myself whenever I think back on it haha

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>>66645548
>tfw the only girl who ever loved you moved to Australia

>>66645671
>"H-heh nice"
creasing

>"H-heh nice"

>>66645678
fingered her out back beyond the gosford maccas last week lad

>>66645671
A qt asked me out 4 times in uni and each time I replied "bit of a drive there like".

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>>66645671
>H-heh nice

bloody hell

heh

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>be bi
>install grindr cos i want to know some qt bois near me
>random women who have no place on grindr chat you up
>ask for pic

>>66645713
Literally getting on a plane as I type to come over and one bang you.

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477484535663.webm

> be runtish
> get fucking runt'd

fucking HOWLING lads, fucking Scottish runts

>>66645727
nice

>>66645559

just a little bit gay.

>>66645731
BRISBANE

had grindr but couldn't find anyone other than fucking Chao Lins lad x

>>66645737
haha, classic australian banter! very well posted :)

>>66645737
Have you got the vocaroo of the bloke screaming FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD and his mum going CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

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Despise existing.

The word runt is offensive

Please stop using it

>>66645737
Well, what can I say? Brilliant post. Keep making more of these sir - you've got yourself a happy customer!

Had a dream about gay sex last night. In my dream I met this handsome young man in the lobby of a hotel and then we went to a room and he got on top of me as I lay on my back. It was a pleasant dream but then it turned into a nightmare because somehow all my old friends saw me and they started mocking me until I woke up.

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Is /brit/ the comfiest general on the site?

>>66645671
>be 17
>just get my drivers licence
>taking qt from small gatho i'm at to get smokes
>she likes me, i like her
>we are driving around and taking our time
>she says I should pull over for a bit
>"haha nah we should get back, the chips will be out of the oven soon!"
>apparently she was going to fuck me in the car when i pulled over

hahahahahaha JUST

absolute bollockular annhiliation

>>66645812
To be fair those chips could have caught fire.

>>66645809
what kind of runt thinks this place is comfy

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>talked to a qt in a club for 2 hours
>finished conversation by telling her I voted for Brexit and don't care about refugees
>still got her number
>texted her
>no reply

Just remembered about the Brexit thing now lol

Explains a lot

>>66645678

im fucking her right now.

>>66645835
typical runt response

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>Ryan is a female's name in America

GENTLEMEN

THIS IS

DEMOCRACY
MANIFEST

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>what kind of runt thinks this place is comfy

>>66645784
hahah great banter

>>66645812
Haha m8

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WELL GOOD MORNING

met a cute twink a week ago but I turned him down because I don't like overly feminine men

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>Yanks saying "twat"

>>66645859
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

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FUNNY ISN'T IT?

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>yanks saying "banter"

>>66645909
He's one of the best Australian orators of all time 2bh

>>66645856
*Ryah
Ryan is still a male name

>>66645906
Twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiyuNlw9BAs

*walks through the thread playing this out a stereo system*

>>66645906
>>66645931
not a single american has used either of these words

>>66645846
Absolute spacker

Women want to be lied to.

They don't find it interesting when a guy has a different opinion, they find it threatening.

>>66645846
so close yet so far
why do they care about refugees and shit anyway?

Trying rinsing my hair with baking soda to deal with the 'druff. Magazine said that'd do it.

>>66645859

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

>>66645906
>Twod

added some 'cha on my 'za

>>66645937
His accent is fascinating. He sounds almost upper class British but slightly Aussie

>>66645931
Banter

>>66645971
>I've never talked to a woman before
The key to women is to tell them an opinion that clashes with their own, but do with such conviction that they can't help but admire you.

>>66645906
shut up you twot

>>66645980
virtue signalling
oversocialisation
mothering instinct

take your pick

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Just copped this coat what do you think lads?

>>66645937
>>66645994
Pretty sure he was Hungarian lads.

>>66645971
moron

>>66645980
Importation of BBC

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in bed at 10 because im sad at how bad i literally fucked up my speech at uni lads

JUST

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>yanks

glad i don't live in a country occupied by americunts

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2298553/A-mega-mosque-suburb-90-cent-white-30-years-ago-polite-apartheid-dividing-Britain.html

Is britain dare i say, dead

>going to have all golden heroes on Hearthstone soon, probably around 1 weeks time
>over a month until the next expansion

might just drop it

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w2c that jacket?

/fa/ isn't helping me

Why the fuck are there so many Australians in /brit/?
Kiwifags can stay but convicts GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>66646049
Just love me

chef up the bomb ting
spirit bomb

Mum just sent me a text
Might reply to it
Thoughts?

>>66646018
Whats oversocialisation

Qt I know went to uni in London, in her first term there was a bomb threat on campus and a person in the flat next to her was arrested for carrying a gun
The absolute state of london

>>66646071
hey hahaha

>>66646020
*kicks you in the chest*

>>66646047
Dickhead

>>66646053
Prick

>>66646071
Dicksponge

>>66646071
Hello :)

>>66646086
Pretty cool desu
Send her a nice text before you kys

aj t from mtp

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>>66646099

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

>>66646068
well it's new balance
but it looks old. you won't find that online I guess

>>66646002
lel good luck with that m8

I know you're imagining yourself going full rorke on a girl and her just getting wet at the sound of your ranting but it doesn't work out like that. It just disturbs them.

Women like stability and agreement, at least initially, that's in their nature. Of course once you've got them, you can say what you like.

>>66646114
No I won't
You horrible prick
I hate you loads
You wanker
You son of a bitch
You shitheap
You cunt

yankee doodle dooo haha luv yanks if am honest

ah yes retail work

really makes you want to kill yourself

>>66646146
I see you know your judo well

*walks into /brit/ pub with my guitar*
*starts thrashing out wonderwall*
*pub goes mental*

haha yep this ones for you baz you absolute mad cunt
*raises a pint*

>>66646152
Maybe it's just different here in Norn, but I'm openly, brazenly full blown turbororke at all times and it hasn't cost me a single relationship yet. Platonic or otherwise.

I'm thinking of one qt in particular that actually instigated the rorke talk, talking about how "dirty" nigger hair is.

>>66646159
>no I won't
Alri

who here /idiot/

>>66646149
real shame, he looked so cool in that jav

LJSK-002 if you're interested

>>66646090
The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term “oversocialized” to describe such people.

The leftist of the oversocialized type tries to get off his psychological leash and assert his autonomy by rebelling. But usually he is not strong enough to rebel against the most basic values of society. Generally speaking, the goals of today's leftists are NOT in conflict with the accepted morality. On the contrary, the left takes an accepted moral principle, adopts it as its own, and then accuses mainstream society of violating that principle.

>>66646218
not really into that type of stuff sorry. hope you find the jacket though

>>66646194
Yeah I'm talking about uni students not irish slags.

>>66646221
shan't

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If I cut you open would you bleed, just like me, just like me
And when the blood drops drip drip to the ground
Will it make a sound, will it make sound

And will the room smell of formaldehyde from all the years you've been dead inside
And when the blood drops drip drip to the ground
Will it make a sound, will it make sound

>there are """""""people"""""" ITT who unironically worship the demiurge

Disgusting

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>>66646221
>tfw too smart to be oversocialised

>>66646244
I'm also talking about uni students though. The qt going off about niggers happened on campus, between classes, in public.

>>66646246
>it's an "Amir gets arrested again" episode

ah yes

German gang who raped 14-year-old girl and left her 'like a piece of meat' spared jail
The 'mild' sentence has prompted backlash locally
>A gang of men and boys who raped a 14-year-old girl in a brutal attack before
>leaving her partially naked and unconscious in freezing temperatures will avoid
>jail, it has been reported.
>Prosecutors in Hamburg, Germany, are appealing a decision to give the convicted
>attackers suspended sentences. A spokesperson for the lawyers told broadcasters
>NDR the sentence is a “mild verdict” and called for it to be reviewed so the group
>receive jail time.
>The four men, aged between 14 and 21 were convicted of getting the girl drunk in February,
>before raping her and leaving her outside in freezing temperatures, The Local reports.
>The court was reportedly told the group “threw her away like garbage” after the attack.
>When she was found, she was suffering from hypothermia and required treatment in intensive care.
>The 21-year-old was sentenced to four years in prison because he was tried as an adult.
>However, under local laws the minors could not be tried as adults and so have instead
>received suspended sentences as juvenile law recommends education and reform before
>punishment. Some are currently attending therapy and have shown remorse, the court
>was reportedly told.
>The sentences have provoked backlash locally, amid concerns they are too lenient.
>A petition started online calling for the judge’s decision to be reviewed has receive

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>The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term “oversocialized” to describe such people.
>The leftist of the oversocialized type tries to get off his psychological leash and assert his autonomy by rebelling. But usually he is not strong enough to rebel against the most basic values of society. Generally speaking, the goals of today's leftists are NOT in conflict with the accepted morality. On the contrary, the left takes an accepted moral principle, adopts it as its own, and then accuses mainstream society of violating that principle.

>>66646201
I like to think I'm smart but really I'm not

>>66646266
Must be different. Being rorke with anyone but guys here will get you thrown out of uni, guaranteed.

AND YOU SIR, ARE YOU WAITING TO RECIEVE MY LIMP PENIS?

HOW DARE YOU

>>66646275
abhorrent 2bh

>>66646311
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME

>>66646266
the thing is you're living in a society with no foreigners so you can be xenophobic and get away with it

>>66646271
what threats did he make yesterday?
couldnt find anything on his blog desu

>>66646275
Judges are more out of touch than politicians and there should be some mechanism in place to make them answerable to the public.

>>66646353
There's a Ugandan in our class. That's what prompted her comments about niggers.

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>say I dislike Trump because I mentioned him first before mentioning my hate for hilary aswell
>People think I'm a Hilary supporter
>I actually just don't like either of them

>>66646275
>german gang
ah yes """"""""german"""""""""

>>66646372
on britfeel and here too I think he was making threats of taking a knife to his (ex) uni and stabbing those who've wronged him

>>66646390
fuck off melbournite chink

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LADS

trying to be a normie tonight but i need a film themed fancy dress, im 6'4" white av build brown hair

currently thking momento but its not a great shout

I know my judo well

>>66646420
>tonight
>i need a film themed fancy dress
why do you need this if you aren't already a normie? oh yeah you actually are already a normie
FONT

New phone isnt loud enough to hide the fact im using the bathroom.

This just gets worse and worse

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>live in darwin
>yelled at for apparently being in melbourne

why are p-people so m-mean?

Fancy a succulent Chinese meal

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>>6664642

>>66646442
bit gay

>>66646442
who is this and why do you keep posting them

>>66646403
Can't be linked to those posts

>>66646481
4u
>>66646420

business idea: eat a succulent chinese meal and then not pay for it

>>66646047
what happened lad

Business idea: actually pay for delicious food and don't be a cunt

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I just got the results of my Biotech Masters.

2.1 Happy out 2bh.

some lad on here keeps talking about how people used to post links which had thousands of streams of unaware peoples webcams

is that even possible? feel like thats bullshit

>>66646444
*trips you up*

Nice trips!

>>66646545
i have a sticker over my webcam because im paranoid of this

>>66646545
It happens a lot.

>>66646545
its real but i think posting them here is bannable now

t. watches said streams

>>66646563
smart move

Americans must colonize /brit/

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>>66646532
>2.1
>and he's happy

>>66646582
can you link them? is it real?

>>66646545
>is that even possible?
yeah i remember when i used to go on /b/ they used to have threads of it
there was someone who went onto some sleeping womans and shouted at her and she woke up lol
used to have some pics but i think i deleted them

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Well lads?

Hanging badly lads

Food didn't help

>>66646598
i don't want to get banned

the links are posted on kc a lot check there

>>66646606
>all those runts on facebook who said no

Don't think they can comprehend just how much 18 billion is

>>66646606
>ah yes, someone with 18 billion dollars to spare is going to pay me to stomp on this puppy, what a realistic hypothetical situation

>>66646606
no x

money is relative

>>66646625
kc /b/?

>>66646606
I'd do it for £500 2bh.

>>66646674
Kraunachan or wve its called silly

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Make California and New York Red Again

>>66646606
Would do it for 180.000$ tbdesu

>>66646275
any photos?

of the girl

>>66646606
for 18 billion I'd step on my mam tbqh

>>66646683
Would you suvk my Dick for a 1000?

>>66646758
Would never hook with shitskins to be terribly honest.

>>66646702
who's this jagballs?

>>66646758
I'd stamp on your head for a pound

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japan

lost 20g of baccy lads

sad

>>66646606
could do it for prada creepers tbH

>>66646786
Guy that raised aids pills to 500x its price

I entered the game of pricks
With knives in the back of me

>>66646800
Ahh yes

So called aesthetics

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>>66646785
I'm probably whiter than you Rasheed 'Alistair' Khan

>>66646702
who fcuking cares
wu tang went to shit after their debut (not talking about the solo releases)
beatles and nirvana were alwayus shite

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I should laugh, but I cry
Because your love has passed me by
You took me by surprise
You didn't realize but I was waiting

Time goes slowly, but carries on
And now the best years have come and gone
You took me by surprise
I didn't realize that you were laughing

>>66646861
extremely comfy

>>66646873
to be "whiter" you have to actually be somewhere near white my friend and you are not

>>66646861
still looks better than our towns

Come on now, there's no need to get violent.

>>66646881
I'm so ugly, but that's okay 'cause so are you

The job of street shoeshiner still exists in morocco tbqh. Getting my boots polished while having a Coffee. Feeling like uncle sxroodge during the american dépression not gonna lie.

so many nice places in the world

so fucking expensive and time-consuming to get to

>>66646873
>black hair
>brown eyes
>""white"" skin

this is weird where are the americans

>>66646889
nice song

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favourite train lads?

has circumstance fared you good or ill, /brit/?

>>66646694
think before you post mate

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Edgy feminazi getting BTFO on Doctors, lads.

did you always fancy girls as a kid or were you one of those benders who had no interest in girls until your balls dropped

>>66646978
The one I ran on your mum ahaha

>>66646973
Used to have blonde haïr until 4 years old tbqh. The gènes are there somewhere.

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>>66646978
the good old TGV

>>66646995
Doctors is just a step above Jeremy Kyle in runtish TV t b h

You are fucking stupid. I'm looking at the """""""webcams""""""" in KC

Its literally unprotected IP CCTVs that people have setup in their homes/shops
Nothing to do with ordinary webcams

VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

>>66647005
i still have no interest in girls

How has your day been going friends?

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>>66646963
when i went to fez there was a kid who wanted to shine my shoes

i felt sorry for the poor lad so i just gave him 20 dirhem and said i like my shoes the way they were and didn't want them polished

>>66647021
orange TGVs were so aesthetic

>>66647022
So what are you going to do about it, Rasheed?

patriarchy mentioned!!!

on page 60 of a civil engineering news site

think I definitely have autism

>>66647030
not too good

>>66647030
fine

>>66647005
Always fancied them

Used to hang out with the girls at primary school while the guys went off and played football.

I was the leader of about 30 girls, used to set up games like "it" and bulldog every lunchtime. Probably the best times of my life.

Then I got to secondary school and it all changed.

think it'll be a soft brexit 2bh

honestly don't think I've ever seen a solo traveler
would be way too embarrassed to go travelling on my own

>>66647030
>woke up
>she hasn't texted back
>checked test result from last week
>got top in my year
>feel nothing
>invited out tomorrow
>said yes, probably won't go

Currently working uo the courage to get out of bed.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/13717611.Face_to_Face_interview_with_university_principal_Ferdinand_von_Prondzynski/

The principal of Poleaboos uni is a friend of Hilary Clinton

>>66647039
Here in Rabat, it's mostly grown ass men. Made me feel kinda uneasy tbqh. But yeah I gave plenty of money to beggars and paid meals too. Had a mini moral dilemma about getting my shoes cleaned but it's actually better to give them work.

>>66647030
Just woke up
Missed lectures again haha

>>66647026
>still no option for non anglos
the state of your poll 2bh

>>66647132
It's actually pretty normal, you meet people on the journey.

>>66647177
>you meet people on the journey.
no thanks honey

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>>66647132
FUCK OFF

>>66647176
State of your fucking life you HIV-riddled favela monkey.

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>2016
>cities don't look like this

Ahh yes so called """progress"""

>>66647132
embarrassed about what

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el algeriANO......

i put the der in santan and the santan in santander

>>66647218
flooded?

>>66647221
Are Nassim

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>>66647221
ALAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>66647218
bath is even better

>66647217
the state of your life rasheed

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>>66647239
Got a few bad tings in grove
I might phone up aj tracey

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any form of companionship with the oneitis seems to have completely fizzled out now

oh well

>>66647320
so lonely
so alone

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>>66647320
It only gets worse

don't ask me about my business kay

>>66647287
Delet!

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>>66644934
>Scotland soon be out
>Northern Ireland may get interested too
>mfw UK will Balkanize

>>66647311
How can someone be so unself-aware

>>66647320
that's good

having a oneitis is horrible

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You have a beautiful cat there. I had a Maine C00n for over 15 years and although I had other cats earlier as a kid this was the first one who was "mine." He came from a home where he was abused and fate saw clear to let him come live with me soon after. He was still young so I discarded his original ridiculous name and re named him Sammy. We instantly bonded as I would sing James Taylor songs to him every night before bed. We became inseparable. Everywhere I went he was there. He didn't exactly meow to me unless he was hungry. More like trills and chirps. God how I miss his little noises. He liked to ride on my shoulder around the house and sit right near my face and rub his head on my chin. I taught him basic hand commands (come ect) and eventually he would come to me with just a subtle head tilt from me. He was with us through 7 different moves. Sadly about a year ago he started losing weight and through a few vet visits we learned he had cancer. He started going blind and I had to hand feed him wet cat food from then on. He died here at home in my arms about a month ago. It hurts more than I could ever imagine. Cherish every moment you have with yours. Here is my Sammy

>>66647403
>Scotland
You mean the "country" that only has a population of 4million? meh
>Ireland can afford norn (or even wants)

Go away liberal scum.

>>66647457
Shan't be reading a word of this

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>>66647403
>>Scotland soon be out

Nice meme

>>66647436
i womder that myself
Im much better looking than that and I still wouldnt ever post something as cringy as that

>>66645398
yeah , fur looks a bit shit though

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>>66647320
Glass her

>>66647518
>>66647518
>>66647518
new

>>66647403
>Northern Ireland may get interested too
That's already an illegitimate country that was created by ignoring wider democracy. They'll join Ireland one day anyway, guaranteed. But when Scotland goes, that's it. All over.

I want to see it happen for some reason though. It's like watching England play. I usually want them to lose. There's something about things going wrong that raises my pleasure levels.