/asean/

>>66643719
Do you talk about indonomie?

>>66643756
Do you talk about how Economics is the master race?

>>66643719
>he spams tolol, sampah, goblok, and anjing in indon chat
>finishes it off with wkwkwkwk

sneaky

>>66643813
i dont play game, pls teach me some dirty words other than putang ina mo bobo, pinoy-senpai

>>66643862
pokpok pakantot

your turn to teach us indon-kun

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>>66643813
>spam "I love pork"
>watch as chaos rises

>>66643807
No, but we like to regulate them and create hard to understand rules for them when making contracts, as to make sure they keep coming back to solicitors or to the courts to resolve dispute :^)

>>66643862

say "anlalim at ansikip ng puke ng ate mo parekoy! nasarapan ung titi ko masyado!"

>>66643917
Anjir
Pak joko
Tanter
Setan
Sialan
Brengsek

>>66643924
We will just go around the rules like we always do. A true economy functions without state intervention

>>66643917
>bajingan
>ngentot lo
>keparat
>bangsat
>ewean
>kontol lo
>kanjut lo
>ngehe

>>66643932
what does it mean?
google translate only returns gibberish

>>66644094
How to say i love pork and im a muslim in indonesian

>>66644094
your sister's pussy is so deep and tight dude! muh dick really felt great!

Indonesians aren't even real.

>>66644156
Aku muslim dan aku suka makan babi

>>66644162
titi means dick?

>>66644168
And your whole country isn't real either.

>>66644094
>what does it mean?
it is slang for "the pleasure of being cummed inside"

>>66644344

Yes. anlalim = deep, ansikip = tight, ate = sister

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I don't like it when Filipinos and Indonesian are getting along

We must do something about this

>>66644668
They get along well because both of their countries are utter shit. You can't leave the house without getting shot or shot at, feels good to live in a peaceful and civilised country that doesn't solve problems with violence.

>>66644668
That quote sounds like a true Filipino kek

>>66644668
There a lot of Kevin Changs in American universities.

They'll pretend to be your friend but then they will steal your ideas, concepts to the point they will claim it was their idea.

I remembered a Kevin Chang guy who copypasted some poo in a loos paper. That poo in a loo guy punched the Chink he started cussing in moon lmao. The Chink was so humiliated he went back home to China while the poo in a loo guy had poo in a loo millionaire parents back in India.

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>>66644072
Let's give consumers rights so they can sue people like bakahime and get money in the process, if they don't submit to our standards and rules :^) hmmm Consumer Rights Act

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>>66644710
Tell me how do the concrete barrels fit into your ability to live in a peaceful and civilised country that doesn't solve problems with violence...

hmmm...

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This anime season overall has been terrible

But is pic related the AOTS?

>>66644944
oh shit she went nuclear

>>66644944
>lolis beating the hell out of each other
sauceeeee

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>>66644944
>anime season

>>66644944
what anime?

>>66644992
vivid strike

>>66644944

Danganronpa 3 is definitely AOTY

Is anime the only thing /asean/ mutually like?

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>>66645199
you're forgetting
>land of asean memes

>>66645199
memenose too

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>>66645199
ERP

>>66645348
DELET DIS

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>>66645139
It was only good cause of /a/ threads Juzoboy

>>66645199
yes, it's the only thing that we can discuss peacefully.

>>66645199
As of now like china

http://interaksyon.com/article/133744/china-says-latest-south-china-sea-drill-was-normal-search-and-rescue-exercise

>>66645452
Liking*

>>66645199
I like you

>Philippines #1 in gender equality in Asia 7th on world ranking on league with Nordic countries
No misogyny there

http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2016/10/26/1637479/philippines-no.-1-gender-equality-asia-7th-world

>>66645199
anime might be the reason Thais don't come here.

>>66643719
He is so hot i am in love.
Who is he

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>listening to eminem on youtube
>decided to search "malay girl rap" on youtube, who knows i might discover malaysian awkarin
>see first result

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>>66645646
gay

>>66645674
modar
wkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkw

>>66645646
Piolo Pascual

>>66645646
that's gay but I think dennis trillo is better

>>66645863
>>66645690
>>66645759
>>66645646
>not liking Enrique Iglesias' hot Flip-Spanish bloodline

>>66645674
Malay chan would love that song.

>>66645903
He has moroccan roots. Clearly. Thats what i like

The last living brother of Emperor Showa died today...
so sad (;_;)

>>66645956
Would you like to play Shogun II Total War to honour him?

>>66645690
>>66645759
>>66645863
>>66645903
Ignore this

He is not attractive, I looked at further pictures.

>>66646228
that's still pretty gay

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>>66645199
Yes

Anyone wants to go with me next month to AFA? We can go for some korean bbq afterwards

>>66646422
t. recto killer

>>66646034
I'd rather to play CIV VI

He was a soldier when his young age, and found that the military disciplines were broken after the 1930's famine and a number of coups d'etat by the soldiers from the famine villages.
He strongly insisted that Japan should quit the war again and again. But his opinion was ignored by the goverment lead by Militarists.
The Imperial family was considered Godlike then, and many people believed that the Gods shouldn't concern to real politics

BORING

DUTERTE

BROKEN WINGS

>>66645348
Why does everyone ship me and Flipbong together?

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>My mom gave me can of San Miguel Beer
>Had to drink it under 5 sec so my suffering ends fast
>Dunno why people drink so much of this stuff it doesnt taste even good.

>>66647580
Beer tastes like soap for people who haven't acquired the taste for alcohol. It's that lingering sweet aftertaste that makes it gud. Although it could just be a case of bad beer, never had San Miguel myself

t. Hendra the Haram Hedonist of Humbang Hasundutan

>>66647580

Feed someone enough trash and he'll acquire a taste for it

>>66647508
who do you want to be shipped with then?

>>66647977
Who is the most cutest girl in /asean/?

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>>66647508
you just crushed his heart

>>66648042
I didn't. I thought he only loves black cock

>>66648081
He secretly wants to see you get blacked.

>>66648234
Oh s-shit wtf @~@

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>>66648036
If no one will answer the question, I'll. It's me :3

You just know that there's some Anon out there who writes fanfics of Sakurahime and Flipbong.

>>66648401
It never happened. Delete this

hehehe

I'm bored, post edgy songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yew9L0Xjm_g

>>66648907
hahaha

>>66648952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idhvUfwBG5Q

>>66649038
Nostalgia'd hard

>>66648952
my gf desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEKAR8LJ-ro

>>66648952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W43aQxzjyeM

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>>66648952
ONE THING

>>66648952
shitposting here
https://www.vidio.com/live/205-indosiar-tv-stream

>>66648952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h0202KrFuI

https://www.istorya.net/forums/general-discussions-10/550586-pepsi-paloma-and-meaning-behind-song-spolarium-eraserheads.html

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>>66649054
indon songs are perfect for >tfw no gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXoHBb-NsvY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w3SSIMIPBg

>>66649189
>I guess everyone is just used to the Eheads always being cryptic in their songs, so when a literal song is finally written people can’t help but search for hidden meaning. Unfortunately in this particular song, there is none.

case closed.I still think it sounds creepy

>>66649450
I hate it when this song comes up on the radio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbSV-3tBVHg

>>66649487
this is orang asli's favourite song. not even kidding. they'd karaoke to this song in the middle of the night when they have party or some shit

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>>66648952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y16f1mVK7ec

>The last verse
>The last line
everytime

>>66649487
>>66649536
wkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwk

>>66649591
200m+ people and you make the loneliest songs.

my left ear stopped working

>>66649677
try swallowing hard

>>66649677
Pinch your nose, shut your right ear and breathe out.

>>66649639
lagu tukang gethuk dirungokke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE1rBOy91r0

lagu koplo malaysia
wkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkkwkwkw

kinikilig ako

>>66650219
hmmm

>>66650314
dahil sayo

>>66650418
yo suwun

On Saturday I will be going to Cambridge for pilgrimage organized by the uni chaplaincy. Pray for cute catholic girls to be there

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>>66650314

>>66647580
Clearly you dont drink a lot, if you do it enough times it'll be like water

>>66650560
nyong paham kowe ngomong opo

>>66650418
dunhil tu rokok la bukan sayur

>>66650580
if it'll be "like water" as you say then I'm just gonna drink water

>>66650635
kakean udud ben modar sisan

>>66650645
But it will make you feel good, start laughing and it will ive you +50 confidence

>>66650613
>>66650635
mahal kita
hindi mo lang alam

>>66650708
hiii maho

>>66650635
wkwkwkwk

>>66650708
mahal kita din
alam ko iyan

>>66650695
gondoruwo goblok goyang gerudi sampe pusing langsung ke rumah sakit bikin suster narsis

and now we wait for the shill to give himself a (you)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIUrtuFS9zk

AUSTRALIA BOLEH

>>66651452
grrr I am mad po >:(

>>66647580
>tfw red horse tasted like shit
>san mig is just slightly better than red horse
>tried asahi super dry
>dear bathala it tasted so clean
>tried san mig superdry
>dear bacchus it tastes clean too

Try super dry beers man. It's really refreshing.

Test

>>66651941
People who drink and smoke should get shoot too

( . ) ( . )

>>66652249
hantu tetek?

>>66652292
betul betul betul

>>66652292
Susu

>>66652180
Not if I'll shot you first

>>66652445
How can you hit anything if you're drunk and have cancer?

>>66652537
How can you even dodge with a huge pole up your ass?

>>66646505
>The Imperial family was considered Godlike then, and many people believed that the Gods shouldn't concern to real politics
Do you know someone or some people who still think the same?

>>66652398
susu?

goodnight pals

>>66650708
Tangina mo teddy.

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>be 26
>slightly fat
>60% of stranger called me "pak"

>>66652249
( .) .) ( .)| |(. )
>tfw using scientific calculator doing this

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>>66654504
Gee, your mother must be so proud of you.

>>66654504
(_)_)====D----- -{()}-

>>66652180
>implying i guzzle my beer
>implying i smoke like a chimney

kys cuck

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new memes

>tfw your friend thinks that the getting deals from china and japan is bad
>tfw realize that the typical filipino doesn't know economy 101
Makes me really want to kill myself

>>66650556
>meet mew cute girls in Oxford
Good luck with that economics is the pleb subject of soft sciences

>>66662738
It is a Catholic pilgrimage to honor the Cambridge Martyrs. Have some respect you whore

>>66662475
Because teenage pinoys are busy watching romantic (read: trashy) teleseryes, posting misspelled """love quotes""" on kikebook and fucking in staircases than actually studying.

>>66662475
Only china because of the curropt firms
Not japan

>>66662475
China construction giant debarred by World Bank for ‘fraudulent practices’ Nov 25, 2015 A large construction firm from China was debarred from bidding for World Bank projects following “fraudulent practices” in a major Philippines road improvement project. The World Bank has blacklisted China Communications Construction Company Ltd until January 2017.

http://anilnetto.com/economy/development-issues/china-firm-debarred/

>>66652860
A lot of here think Duterte and China are god like
We are not the ones who should judge Japan

>>66670779
>he eats western propaganda for breakfast
why do dilaws love white cock so much?

What do the sillypeen posters think about Duterte sucking chinas dick?

>>66671194
>americunts on damage control
How's it feel to be ignored, waito piggu?

You act like some overattached ex bf.

"She's no longer into me, she MUST be a slut for that other guy." Kekkest of keks

what is the comfiest third world country?

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>>66671324
Enjoy getting buttblasted by AUS/JAP navy when ww3 breaks out because duterte is going to store chinas rapey navy on your shitty island.

>>66671399
"She doesn't like me as a romantic interest any\more, we can NEVER be friends. I'll have my other friends bully her"

I'm learning so much about you today.

>>66671060
That's not really an argument either way it was already signed by dutdut
Even china say so

Is an imouto worth waiting for or should I make a move on the ate now?

>>66671389
any country with memenose in it is comfy

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>>66671194
Degrading and humiliating

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>>66671857
wtf i love the sillypeens now!

>>66671060
>>66671802
CCCC is a subsidiary of CHEC, both of which are controversial investors contractors GPH got. This state-owned conglomerate seems to enjoy shitting in many continents all at the same time

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/10/26/asia-pacific/firm-helped-build-south-china-sea-islands-wins-philippine-contract/#.WBKVyVkRU0O

>>66671399
That would be stupid of him
I read early reports that he will allow china to train our navy

Imagine china
training our navy how to attack and patrol against china wtf

>>66671389
Australia

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>>66672093
I dunno anon
all i know is that duterte is painting a pretty huge target on your back, the anti china/Russia propaganda machine is starting up here again. so something will happen soon.

Selamat pagi SEAbros. Finally I can post in this board again.

>>66672276
What happened?

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>>66672276
Indons are best /asean/ bros

I even wore your flag colors today!

>>66672296
Changed my internet provider and they blocked 4chan. Managed to find a way to get past it now.

>>66672403
what ISP?
im using M3 with google DNS, it works fine for me

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>>66672276

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Am I the only person here who likes hard alcohol or liquor more than beer?

>>66673352
You alcohol drinkers should get shot and ejk'd

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kek

>>66644668
BASED

>>66672403
This

>>66672151
>enemies with capability to reduce US influence
Just wait until your soybean oil collapse and our palm oil rise.

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>>66673550
>tfw whole group gets drunk and everyone starts talking about their favorite anime
Come, join us!

>>66673708
>and everyone starts talking about their favorite anime
Normie reeeeeeee

>>66673550
Fuck you opium sniffer

>>66673824
Drinking = opium sniffing
10x worse

>>66644668
cuk

Can a Filipino here clarify the Philippines' poverty rate? Source: http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/835146/poverty-down-as-filipinos-enjoy-higher-paying-jobs here claims its 21.6 percent, but Wikipedia (Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_the_Philippines) states it's 26.3%, while anons posting here believe it's 30%. How can a country post such inconsistent results that it varies from around 1/3 to 1/6 of their people living in poverty?

>>66674572
its as survey asking participants if they still consider themselves poor alot of them say they don't

but logistically and comparatively they still are

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>>66674572
>statistics
>not basing on the actual field

21.6% is the latest score in our poverty rate. Lesser crime and decreasing birthrate means we are actually moving to the finish line.

>>66674680
murder rates are up and probably unsolved crimes

>>66671194
It's not like your government was helping the Filipinos. During Obama/Aquino's term,when the Chinese took Shoal, both of you cucks not only didn't do anything about it, but watched China construct more bases around the South China Sea. And people wonder why more Asian countries are getting nervous? Philippines and US did nothing to stop the Chinese.

>>66674572
Its just estimates anyway

the wiki one look like it could be change
anything to make us look good or the current admin

>>66674784
they should have not been building those illegal bases in the first place
or try to bard us from exploring our own seas

>>66675107
I thought dutdutards are happy about that

Are you guys NEETs or posting from work?

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>>66675185
I am. Now, go back to work.

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>>66675267

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How do you unlock Iphone 5, my 66 year old aunt forgot her password.

>>66675185
posting from my bed

>>66675616
r u cute

>>66675545
Just take it to an Iphone repair shop, they'll do it for you.

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>>66675451
What anime is that delicious brownie from?

>>66675185
posting from my cubicle

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>>66675751
my titi in your puki
未来日記

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>>66675185
Yes. One of my duties is to monitor to /asean/ threads for 2D qts

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>>66654248
>Wizard age
>Everyone thinks I'm a highschooler

Why did the Iranian Revolution have such an impact of Malay culture?

Why did they give a fuck about what a bunch of hajis half a world away were thinking or doing?

>>66676780
But we hate Shias.

test

>>66676831
That's not what he meant

Iranian revolution empowered the Muslim Brotherhood here (read = Pas) and also Al-Arqam. Mahathir then brought Anwar into Umno to out-Islam Pas, as a result we have Tabung Haji, International Islamic University, Islamic banking etc.

>>66676907
Do the Muslim Brotherhood have high political influences in your country?
And what do malays think about them?

>>66677044
They're irrelevant until the election in 2008. Then, they had a coalition with Anwar's party PKR and Chinese party DAP.

Recently they split up and the more liberal one form Amanah. Amanah has 0% of winnning any seat in the next election because they're viewed as the lackey of Dap that didn't like the conservatives in Pas.

After the death of Pas Spiritual leader Nik Aziz, Pas is seen as being closer to Umno than ever. If Umno and Pas join forces, there would be no chance at all for the opposition to win in the next election.

This is all due to Dap's arrogance after they won about 95% of all Chinese votes in the last election but they forgot that they would need Malay votes to win the general election. That's why they funded Amanah as I said earlier.

>>66677255
if a non-UMNO government managed to win, would the military even let them take power?

>>66677328
That depends on the Yang di-Pertuan Agong (King). Usually the Sultan will accept the result of the election but has the power to reject the proposed Chief Minister from the winning party as had happen in Perak, Terengganu and Selangor. The winning party then has to propose a new name. In Perak the Sultan reject a Chinese, in Selangor the Sultan reject a woman (who is also a not native Selangorian) and in Terengganu the Sultan reject the man that he didn't like etc.

>>66677328
People wouldn't even care that much to be honest. The only thing that can make a rebellion happen is if the PM is either non-malay, non-muslim and female.

>>66677427
What about Tun Rajak (alleged) corruption case?
Did it just disappear into thin air?

>>66677506
Tun Rajak?

>>66676907
No, Wahabbi petrol money got us here.

>>66677558
Najib Tun *Razak, your current PM, I heard that his corruption case led to the biggest malaysian demonstration rally, so I thought that it was quite a big deal for your country.

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>>66677606
The spark started with Iranian Revolution. At that time we don't even know the difference between Sunni and Shia. The Saudi money is only a recent phenomena and wahhabist is only a small segment of our population and is equally demonized as the Shia in the mosque.

>>66677642
That how shit our opposition is, when Najib is far a better option

>>66677642
Oh, it's still a big deal but you can't do anything about it right now. We just have to wait now. I mean those rallies are useless. I don't even know why people do it.

>>66644668
kek

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Is dutdut an End or Drifter?

that was a nice siesta

>>66678699
>tfw siesta in the mosque

>>66678502
Both
to sillypenis

>>66678732
mosque in shah alam is cold as fuck during night

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>when cute pinay says "po"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-p5gDaboJE

>>66678924
>po
poo in loo?

>>66679071
poland

>>66679071
you put it at the end of sentences to be polite
cute when children do it

>>66677255
>being closer to Umno than ever
Depends on whether Hadi is willing to forgive the Memali incident.
>>66677642
Its getting quiet last I checked, even the charges against related companies was dropped.
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/356828
> the above-captioned action is voluntarily dismissed, WITHOUT prejudice against the defendant(s) Goldman Sachs Group, Inc., Debra Whelan Johnson, Timothy Leissner, Christopher Joey McFarland, Metropolis IX Capital Advisors, LLC, Red Granite Pictures, Inc., Riza Shahriz Bin Abdul Aziz, Low Taek Jho.

>>66679205
Mahathir was the perpetrator of Memali incident and he is the de facto leader of opposition right now

PAS was a mistake.

ASEAN was a mistake.

Brunei Revolt was a mistake

>>66679462
What is a Brunei?
I never heard of such a country before

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>plane will crash in mid-air
what did he mean by this?

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>>66679747

>>66679637
that's an Iranian state propaganda source.

>>66676341
why is this country autistic

I just found out I'm gonna get enlisted as a commando next year for national service.

How fucked am I? I'm reasonably fit but nothing spectacular

Anyone in /asean/ have military experience?

>>66680127
You'll be fine, Rockhampton's a nice town

>>66680138
What does rockhampton have to do with anything?

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Who's excited to see America's 1st woman president on Nov 8?

I am ^_^

>>66680127
For how long? Is it mandatory?

>>66680180
National service is mandatory here yes

For about 2 years or so

>>66680173
Will Trump be executed?

>>66680203
I sure hope so ahahahahaha!

>>66680197
2 years? That must be sucks.

Though I dont have any military experiences, I have a little knowledge about military training since my father was in the army.

The most important thing is not strength or muscle, but stamina and mental readiness. Just make sure to stay positive no matter how rough the training is, unnecessary stress will only make your physical condition worse.

And start waking early, jogging and doing light exercises to build stamina. Decrease the amount of alcohol or cigarette, if you actually drink or smoke.

And maybe asks someone who has already served for advices and details about the national service since I dont know anything about it.

>>66680173
Warlord Clinton

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>>66680173
A hawkish President?
YES
E
S

Finally, it's about time someone aggressive take the job. To put back the bad goys back on the line.

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>>66679747

>>66679071
It's the filipino version of "Desu"

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>>66681034

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>>66681197

Hi, It's me - Myanmar. (xddddd)

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(very) late lunch

chicken mandy

>>66681314
>long grain rice
is it good? does it taste any different with normal medium/short one?

>>66681390
Slightly different, with the texture is harder

>>66680960
>t. Feminist

also, big happenings in Korea, President Park mishandled information and is controlled by a shadow gov

Sounds like Clinton haahhaahahah @~@

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>>66681276
Its about time to restart Pulau Bidong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCI_ti6l4Ws

WE WUZ SUICIDE SQUAD 'N SHEEEIT

>>66681484
>President Park mishandled information and is controlled by a shadow gov
You sound like Alex Jones. Have you gone bonkers, Bakahime? >:3

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>>66681814
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/10/28/asia/south-korea-president-leaked-document/index.html

http://qz.com/821612/a-rasputinesque-mystery-woman-and-a-cultish-religion-could-take-down-south-koreas-president-park-geun-hye/

http://english.hani.co.kr/arti/english_edition/e_national/767405.html

Enjoy. Call me Alex

>>66681814
>>66681484
ehem >>66645348

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>>66681994
That never happened

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>mfw yellowcucks/poetanginas/ded candidate-fags itt think that Duterte trying to repair the broken relations with China(and improve relations with all Asian neighbors in general), while throwing some friendly banter at the US, instantly makes him a Chinese lapdog

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>>66682036
who's butt get bummed first?

>>66682295
DELETE THIS >~<

>>66681866
>an unofficial adviser
literally nothing new. Most leaders have their own confidant or unofficial advisers King Louis XIII's Cardinal Richeliue, Medici's Niccolo Machiavelli, Tsar Nicolas II's Raspootin, Sultan Suleiman's Christian adviser Ibrahim. It's nothing unusual really.

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i'm in mudslime loli fever phase
HALP

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>>66681994

>>66682400
The American President also has a "kitchen cabinet" but none of these reach levels where the advisors go beyond their role and use the president as their mouthpiece

Who ready for anti pirate alliance here?

>>66681814
Look it up, /pol/ is having a field day with this. Lots of happenings this week, it's been good.

>>66682477
>>66682612
An adviser recommends, the President is bound to take the adviser's advice. If she wants to take the adviser's advice all the time, then fair enough it's her fault if the advice she takes is shit or benefits the adviser and not her. I personally think she has a shit adviser, considering how her popularity is pretty low and the economy slow.

>receive job order
>it's another le drive 30 km away from your comfort zone
>forgot that car is fucking color coded and can't be used
>tfw no choice but commute to Bicutan


I fucking hate going to one of the most inaccessible parts of my city. Fucking kill me already.

>>66682179
We China lapdog now anyway

Just read that Korea has a shadow government. Do we have any or are our leaders corrupt enough?

>>66682412
its incurable disease anon,
you're stuck with it forever
just kill yourself already

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>>66682631
'advice' is putting it a little too mild when your nation is literally a treatment group for SJW social experiments

>>66682631
No. The president is either to assent or to deny the advice given. What is to be of notable interest here is that state secrets and functions are shared and ultimately moved by the unofficial advisor in this case, which would be illegal by any means. This is why it is scandalous to begin with. Because we are getting a country whose policies are now moved not in the interests of the people but of a particular cult.

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>>66682612
And that a certain someone is the George Soro's Puppet.

>>66682750
or should i start a religion instead?

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thread is going a little too well for my taste

>>66682720
PEMANDU is the closest you can get since Najib takes his advice from them. Part of the reason Mahathir is mad at him taking instructions from pencil pushers with work experience in 1st world instead of experienced civil servant who knows the 3rd world system inside out.
You need to be UK educated to join the club though, most of them are Oxford grads.

Good night tonight.

>>66682720
dunno here is the usual chink conspiracy stuff but there are examples in history where this happens like gladio in italy

>>66683280
also turkey supposedly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_state

>>66682860
yeah, you do that
you can be aa gatot 2.0
just beware of that seto/arist guy, they are master-level pedos, you have no hope of defeating them

>>66683346
>seto/arist
who?

>>66683050
So we don't have any. Wow, Malaysia is boring as fuck. Is it because we are lucky or our leaders were competent?

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>My name is Jherome and I’m a Senior Recruiter with Motorola Solutions. I’m reaching out because you embody a set of skills and expertise that matches well with the Motorola Solutions family where challenge, opportunity, and making a difference are three values we share each and every day.
Seems legit.

>tfw 7-year old cousin addicted to playing job simulator

It can't be

>the pink mayor literally got BTFO

based duts

>>66682179
Nice try Joma Sison

>>66682819
Those machines are unofficial anyway
We have to manually count them no matter waht

>>66682819
>Dutertard still trying to eat up fabricated evidence against Dudirty's top critic
(lol

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How many do you think have feminine dick ?

>>66683776
>Pookie

>>66683766
kek, you should know that most of the politicians know de lima's bullshit.

Try actually talking to officials and they admit it straightly.

I mean it's pretty obvious and you have to be an idiot if you didn't see how things drastically change in bilibid

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>>66683397
these guys, a few months ago Seto successfully 'couped' the leadership of Komnas PA from Arist
they are master-level pedo that hunt other pedo
just look at their appearances, Seto looked like a cold blooded psycopath, while Arist looked like your usual jihadi kidnapper

>>66683944
Of course they are afraid of getting a sex tape or all of sudden being linked to druglords

>>66683953
Seto no Hanayome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT8k_FWXWhY

>>66683539
More like the economic power distributed to GLCs make a shadow govt hard to establish unless someone has ultimate power over all the state business and funds to manipulate politics.
Still having the power to give advice that can potentially override entire govt dept and affect national strategic planning is pretty damn powerful not to mention links with pro-govt conglomerates such as Genting, Berjaya etc. These guys are basically our technocrat.
Just don't give Bakahime any ideas, can you imagine him having command over entire state arm and Malaysian 5 year plan?

>>66683766
The Chinese plant won

what's the best kind of adobo?

>>66683953
that arist guy seriouly looks like an abbo

I wish I was Chinese Filipino.

>>66684926
This

Are yellowtards seriously retarded?

flipflops incoming

>>66685180
Yellowtards should be purged out of existence, I barely see any /asean/ threads without these cucks shitting it up.

>>66684641
Chinese style
Topkek

>>66685262
Can't handle the bants
Lol

just

>>66684641
I just cook it like rendang and steal indo-malay culture

Or like kimchi and ferment it in a day

be

lieve someday you'll find your hard times gone

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happy deepavali malay-chan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdYdPdCMW5s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0RXKdLQqKw

>>66685304
>can't handle bantz
>because /pol/ discussions are perfectly fine on /asean/


Why don't you just fuck off? We don't give a shit about your political fanaticism.

It's about time to permanently separate peenoise from asean general

>>66685537
Tbhwy dutdut fags are way more fanatic here especially that. Norway proxy
Even on/pol/ the started posting YouTube bullshit propaganda yikes

>>66685600
>Youtube bullshit propaganda
Kek

They're trying to influence /pol/ as shills

>>66685801
>>66685801
>>66685801
New thread