/brit/

you're fucked if you think communism is better than fascism mate

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Not so fast

fascism is just practical socialism

fascism is an ideology of the past

>Niggeman is an actual surname

Having a howl

>>66642191
t. Jamal

>>66642164
What a bunch of utter twats.

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>>66642223

>>66642227
Everything about tumblr is awful.

boy i sure do love having sex

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>>66642067
>so you're a queer, aren't you?

>>66642164
This is what passes as humour when you're deathly afraid of offending even a single person who might stumble across your blog

Future's looking bright lads

>>66642227
>this speaks to me on a personal level XD

Tumble cunts are the fucking worst.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477551943675.webm

have the odd bat to this sheilas tumblr sometimes desu

>>66642275
The runt shed

>>66642275
What is wrong with Japan?

>>66642275
imagine they all just start covering him in shit

>>66642290
I'm sorry
what?

>>66642275
Why do they always do that rape victim welp?

drinking a club zero

just moved to central london so that I can be in the middle of things when the nukes comes

when i was young i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

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GET A MOVE ON PETE

>>66642398
I've castrated myself and left my severed ballbag in a postbox in central London for the same reason

Aiming for complete and total annihilation

>>66642364
What is it with boxheads and scat?

>>66642275
me on the second from the top right at 0:15

>>66642138
Why would you want to end fascism? It's the best.

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>>66642398

>>66642471
>northern england is so shit not even nuclear warheads want to go there
lmoa

>>66642520
Don't want to knock out the powerhouse, once the aggressors put boots on the ground the north is going to be a vital asset

>>66642428
out of business

>>66642448
You shouldn't have given him a (You) silly

But I'll give (You) one

Fascism is way better than communism, just ask anyone that lived under both. Eastern europeans hate russians way more than germans.

lads

>>66642520
The north is probably the closest to your culture. Down to earth cunts.

Is there a more reddit song than Bohemian Rhapsody?

>>66642559
that's true desu

just trapped my ballsack in between a manhole cover and the pavement

currently waiting for the next bus to come past

>>66642600
Bunch of fat fucks liking a tune doesn't make it bad Adolf

Eating fairy bread as we speak

i shan't reply to any (you) given unto this post

>>66642602
hahaha guess ur bollocks a really getting a bus-ting

>>66642628
Still shit though

I once ate raw chicken to try to get a day off work
it was very chewy and hard to swallow

>>66642600
yeah, learn to fly by foo fighters and weezer's entire discography

>>66642663
cunt what

I have nothing to say

>>66642520
>It's another thick cunts is shit at geography post

>>66642660
Overplayed af.

you keep saying you've got something for me

I am not pooing

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Really makes you think

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/132687

fascism just doesn't work

>>66642822
bit gay

>>66642853
not if it has a feminine penis

>>66642846
how about we deport all the scots instead

>>66642846
what do scotcucks even make petitions about?

>>66642864
sket

>>66642881
Lower taxes on skirts.

>>66642864
got a lot of yous that thread

>>66642909
>The krauts know our language

test post please ignore

do you still get REM sleep on diazepam?

>>66642926
that was me actually

>>66642881
Imagine being offered sovereignty, freedom and declining it?
What does that do to your self respect?
Moaning cuck woofters the lot of them.

>>66642428
what did you order

fascism is a response to communism

Fascism was a solution to a crisis of the State during the transition to the total domination of Capital over society.

>>66642926
what was the thread?

fascism is the natural conclusion of democracy

My wee brother has a Trump sticker on all his folders. Made me chuckle.

>>66643009
>>>/ck/8221329

In a time of verbal inflation, "fascism" is just a buzz word used by leftists to demonstrate their radicalism. The essence of antifascism consists of struggling against fascism while supporting democracy; in other words, of struggling not for the destruction of capitalism, but to force capitalism to renounce its totalitarian form.

>>66642973
psvr

the difference between fascism and social democracy is purely aesthetic

the idea of a sensory deprivation tank is hell to me

>>66642138
I hate nazi now

>>66643096
true

>Social fascism was a theory supported by the Comintern during the early 1930s, which held that social democracy was a variant of fascism because, in addition to a shared corporatist economic model, it stood in the way of a complete and final transition to communism.

doing a manspread

haha when the fuck did i decide to go buy more alcohole 8 hours ago what a drunk i am lol

having a sore back

>>66643152

it would be like youre buried in a coffin.

>bloke I know who was saying it's the end of the world and we're all fucked the day of the referendum is now saying 'Actually I think we'll be okay on our own we just need to get on with it!'

>>66643208
Did you down a whole 4pack of bud light? You yanks are like totally great drinkers.

>>66643237
no, the idea of being alone with nothing but my own thoughts scares me

>>66643184

chauvinist pig!

>>66643262
nah a 26 of rum almost
guess i decided i should have a 40 just cause

>>66643223

try some heroin. should clear that right up.

>>66643184
on the blower to scotland yard sunshine

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*slams fist on desk*
No more EU

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me on the reg

some cunt almost crashed into the car today

pretty sure i wasn't in the wrong

i also made some cunt hiding in my blind spot (i think?*) swerve away from me going 100km/h on a highway a few days ago because i realised i was in the wrong lane (exiting off the highway)

* pretty sure that's where he was because i checked the rearview and sideview mirrors and couldn't see anyone

>>66643265

yeah id probably work myself up into an anxiety attack.

*rues the day*

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the cat's meowing because i wont let him outside

he's nothing more than a prisoner to me

i pull the strings here

>>66643004
>total domination of Capital over society.

hard as diamonds

>>66643271
Your balls are outside the body because sperm swim in circles when it's too warm.
Man spreading is natural behaviour. We do it subconsciously.

>>66643284
>Tyrone

Life imitates, yadda, yadda, yadda...

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>>66643358
little do you know that you are but one of my many puppets and are nothing more to me - therefore, I shall not read a word of your post.

>>66643290

shan't be doing that

wouldn't mind a massage + benzo though

>>66643284
What is that about?

>>66643372

you just raped me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0eMYxlu6Q

>>66643407
Battlefield

wife's son just got up me for eating pork lads

>>66643382
>tfw yanks have ruined my county by naming their slaves after it

>>66643408
Y-you consented

>>66643420
I'm sick of hearing about that Swedecuck revisionist history.

>>66643442

go down to the local mosque and repent your sins

>>66643410

italian is such a meme language.

doing a poo

>>66643446
>he is from Tyrone
AYYYY

>>66643446
Your county was ruined when it got spudniggers living in it.

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funny how i've never trained a day in my life yet i could still batter the lot of you with ease

>>66643485
You should have set up more plantations then cunt.

>>66643492
1v1 me mate

>>66643492
could make dogfood out of you and anyone else in this thread

>>66643503
i am more than ready

>>66643503

i'm not the type to fight over nothing, my brain cells are more important than that... something you wouldn't be able to comprehend

>>66643446
Tyrone be namin' himself, mah blood. That's whys my name be Tyrone FREEMAN, because this lil nigga be a FREE-MAN, you feel me? Yo smash that muhfuggin LIKE button if you still up, keep it hunned hunned, nah mean? Fo real, that's some GOOOOOOOOOOOD shit right there, mmmmmhmmmmm.

Ooga booga, where the white women at?

>>66643505
well i'm here so obviously thats bullshit

>>66643458

now youre triggering my ptsd. i bet youre a white male. you are the devil!

>>66643499
Why? We weren't the ones who starved on an island surrounded by fish.

>>66643446
>county
foy

>>66643446
It was an American actor they took a shine to in the 40s. Tyrone Power.
Greeks love him too.

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>>66643529
no doubts lad

>>66643546
could heem you quicker than sleeping tablets my man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c4eMTw9zIg

>>66643573
sleeping tablets don't often work and even then they take at least 10 minutes to work

>>66643576
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>66643576
>this triggers the english
lol

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>>66643555
Because more plantations could have prevented this.

>>66643492
>>66643505
Friendly reminder that two-hundred-twenty-five pound bench is more impressive than a hundred-two kilo. Your number is literally 123 less units than mine :^)

>>66643555
Penal laws prohibited fishing. Not allowed

>>66643580
guess i'll give you a leftrightgoodnight and see how you fare, just say the word

>>66643613
>>66643613
why are yanks so fucking stupid they can't even pronounce triple digit numbers

fuck off you prat

>>66643610
>7% other
does it mean that mudslimes unironically emigrate to the northern ireland?
holy shit they are dumber than i thought

>>66642169
It's commercialised statism. It's very fucking efficient but war is very likely to happen if you have, say, two countries that don't like eacho other. There's a reason it didn't last very long and is a shadow of imperialism.

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I HURT MYSELF...TODAY...

>>66643613
fuck off yank this is british thread

>>66643613
>two-hundred-twenty-five
>hundred-two

you can't even type numbers right you feeble little runt

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>>66643651
>does it mean that mudslimes unironically emigrate to the northern ireland?
kek no

It's atheists and shit

>>66643576
>visual depictions of yanks in /brit/

>for some reason went out and bought more alcohol at 1130pm last night
>now 430am and don't know why i did it
haha

>>66643718
yeah cool haha glad you let us know again

>>66643704
ayy lmao
the pic made me giggle

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>>66643718

>>66643647
>>66643679
>>66643687
>Mad because bench doesn't start with two-hundred

SmugPepe.jpg

>pre-roll a few cheeky spliffs to take to a girls house
>she's never smoked before
>asks if she can join me
>I say no and tell her she's better off never doing it

am i a good lad

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Give me a reason to live

Oh the canadians? Can't say i'm a fan of those

>>66643744
no you sound like a knobhead

@66643750
howling

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My Forever21 order arrived today

>>66643750
can't think of any but keep your head up mate mkay everything will be okay mkay

>>66643750
what did you do lid

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>>66643750
Why have you blacked out more than Poleaboo did?

>>66643734
forgot i did haha

>>66643750
can't say i can find one tbqh paki

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477529217983.webm

>>66643750
waheyyy

should have behavved yourself naughty boy

>>66643785
>blood must be spilled
All I'm hearing desu

>>66643040
is he a person you like tk urinate with

>>66643676

stop masturbating so hard.

>>66643704
First sexual assaults by 'refugees' have occurred in NI. already.
An Afghan and Iraqi relocated to Coleraine went on a night out in Derry.
They're still walking because the PSNI got to them first.

>>66643750
Absolutely HOWLING at your life

>>66643773
bit mean paddy

just went to /soc/
grim

>>66643784
why did u order women's clothing you degenerate

>>66643882
>just went to /soc/

Did that one when I missed the button for /sci/

agreed

>>66643892
I'm transgender, not that it matters what I was anymore

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>>66643821

it's a song you dip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9HKxMgekCo

>>66643897
>>66643882
>large girls post your photos!!!
>face rate thread
>cam thread

literally the most pathetic board on 4chan

>>66643923
edgy

>>66643926
Not to forget the cock rate threads! It's worse than /b/ sometimes

>>66643800

>ywn be a black guy getting your dick sucked by your jap hosts while enjoying some noodles.

>>66643750
they're doing this because you're a paki

sue them for racism

>>66643828
Imagine not only being brown in NI but being a brown nonce

It's almost like walking through Baltimore in a white hooded robe and 5 Rolex watches

>>66643929

how? it's pretty good

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>>66643326

>>66643916
post pics
i wonder how you look like :^)

>>66643923
Thought it was a great cover but the original is best.
Different song, same album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEW8riKU_tE

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>>66644001

>>66643923

i knew it was a song actually and its a good one too.

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>>66643949

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>>66643996

>>66644007
actually hurt came after this. derp

>>66644001
I still need facial hair removal

@66644014
roaring every time i see this

>>66644014
>wire frames

what is this, the 00s?

>>66644029
Howling at its life desu, complete mess

>>66644014
not bad
are you inuit by any chance

>>66644014
howling

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thank you based pete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLBzQDBO13Y

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>>66644026

>derp

>>66644050
>are you inuit by any chance
lolwut poland

>>66644007

gaaaayy

Thoughts on black mirror?

>>66644056
WHATS IN THE BOX

>>66644111
John Doe has the upper hand.

lads, is it ok to get a macbook pro on ebay or should I go through the standard route of the apple shop?

>>66644056
Chair looks comf

>>66644149
bait and bait

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alwight

>>66644192
I thought alan rickman died

>>66644107
sort of the twilight zone for people who like hollyoaks

>>66644111
>trips dubs trips
>no (you)s
what the fuck lads

very bad dry skin on my scalp lads
how do you deal with dandruff

>>66644190
what do you mean? I'm asking a serious question

>>66644064

*strangles mum*

>>66644092
:^)

>>66643326
>>66643996
>>66644024

OWO

>>66644111

nice numbers.

>tfw closing all the tabs in your browser after finishing your references
almost at that point lads

>>66644218
I got quads yesterday and not a single (you) m8

quality digits dont get rewards in /brit/

>>66644236
how often do u wash ur hairs laddo

>>66644349
don't

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There's a mass page on Facebook made by RTE (Irish TV network) with over 100,000 Irish members, it's for Halloween mass this Sunday

Lots of people cracking decent jokes like pic related then there's kiddies with peado jokes in poor taste which are just offensive and pathetic tbf

Give it a look lads, pretty funny

>will the wine be tonic?

>>66644349
once every 2 days
i dont use conditioner though, should i?

if you were a youtuber, what would your introductory catchphrase that you say at the start of every video be?

>>66644438
'alri boyos'

>>66644438
alri

>>66644349
3 times a day

>>66644399
Miss good pills.
Best I ever had were white doves.
Ironic, don't you think

Lads I want to watch 60fps 1080p porn but I don't even know where to start

>>66644438
>Hey guys, the angry Irishman here and hello to my Irish American fans! Welcome back to another minecraft skin tutorial!

>>66644438
gday cunts

>>66644349
i dont desu

if you wanna be somebody
if you wanna go somewhere
you better wake up and pay attention

>>66644466
Torrent it the same you would any other movie la

>>66644438
Ayyy, smash that motha fuckin like button

I have emailed Police Scotland

Hopefully they can help me out with my appeal

>grew by .7
>now growing by .5
Leavers think this is an improvement

>>66644438
sgawn cunce

>>66644488
Yeah I know but I don't even know what to torrent

>>66644496
ummm lad why are you describing my willy? very personal info

>>66644490
After the threats you said yesterday I've half a mind to email Police Scotland myself

>>66644399
>Facebook
no

>>66644538
Already have :^)

>>66644236

cut your head off.

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>>66644538
Touts will be shot

(Just like your uncle dikhed)

>he thinks the police are going to help him get back into university after being basically charged as a sex offender and threatening some sort of violent final act as little as 24 hours ago

AAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (me howling)

>>66644578
>AAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Will be using this and variations of it from now on x

>>66644551
Awww look at me ladss I'm so abnormiee I don't have a facebook look at meeee I've no friends look at me hilly no mates!

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I hate when ppl say white people have no culture like um try again sweetie ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp6AnVxkOZY

>>66644578
Uni will take him if he pays desu

stop washing your hair with shampoo and use cold water + drink more water

>>66644594
I will keep note of this runt

a paki BEING sat next to me on the bus today

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Why are Germans so mean?

>>66644600

facebook sucks because they steal my personal information then sell it to the government though

Wash your hair everyday twice a day and drink nothing but diet coke

Songs always sound x10 better in the radio when your driving

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>>66644608
>white people have no culture

what about star trek

>>66644438

wouldn't have one because intros are annoying

i always skip 'em

>>66644650
Alri ryan the goose gosling

>>66644641
niggers of europe

>>66644622
what should I wash it with then? doesnt it smell if you dont use shampoo?

>>66644236

yeah same

can't seem to get rid of it

there's something called "nizoral" which seems to work well for a lot of people but only helped mine for a few days

i may have to go to a dermatologist but ceebs haha

>I recognize furthermore a certain tendency in our ranks to exclude women from all events and celebrations. These same people complain then about the fact that women cling here and there to the church, or are not absolutely 100 percent won over for National Socialism. I see in the whole movement an excessive masculinization and in this excessive masculinization the seedbed for homosexuality.

Made me think

>>66644641
paki tier

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>>66644438
I've actually given this some serious thought.

At first, it'd be this gray background with a star logo on the top right corner, and from the sides would come two metal placards that swing inward (they'd be computer generated of course), and as the two metal placards collide against each other, one of them leaves a stamped imprint on the other that spells out "Reese's Geeses", but the stenciling would be kind of cool, like the stenciling that they use in the army.

Then the pyrotechnic effects would trigger, creating this sort of "wall of fire" affect around the metal imprint, sending it toward the viewers, finally ending with the metal imprint stamped into the "screen", where the glass is all "cracked" and "shattered".

And then it'd open up with me sitting in my room, silent, and a "Like and Favorite" tag will kind of hover in front of my face, at which point, an imaginary mouse cursor would go over to it and click it, revealing my face.

As this is all going on, something cool would be playing in the background, like the Pina Coladas song or whatever, I still gotta think of the music.

Then, as the music dies down, I'd wave to the camera and go "Hey, what's up everybody, it's Reese's Geeses here, and today I wanted to talk about the history of red" or whatever, you know.

Just some real cool stuff. Try to make it look all Call of Duty-like. Pretty neat effects and all that, make it look "cool", I think.

I only shower once a fortnight and never had any complaints

>>66644622

anyone who follows this advice is asking to be bashed by me, just you see

I, YI, YI, YI, YI, I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH
I, YI, YI, YI, YI, I THINK YOU'RE GRAND

>>66644722
shant be reading this

I dont wipe my bum and never had any complaints

>>66644725

t. old asian man who smells like those white things that come out of your throat sometimes

you know those things that release a lot of the gross smell when you squish them but you can't give it a little whiff every time you get one of them for some strange reason, yeah those weird little things.

hello lads

>>66644411
wash them 2 times a week and yes use conditioner/oils
that's what I do, on the other side I never had dandruffs even when I didn't use them

@66644722

shan't be reading this

>>66644726
come say that to my face and not in your abo cave and see what happens

>>66644773
Go to the dentist fuckin more mong lol

>Police Scotland are unable to comment on the University policies. I would advise you to seek legal advice for this matter.

>>66644773
tonsiliths?

What type of useless runt has sugar in their tea???

>>66644747
The Game ;^)

>>66644608
ah the good old days

whenever i got killed in the wilderness i always typed "smfd" as i fell

>>66644803

No need, I go once every 6 months.

I hardly ever get them anymore but i used to get like at least one per week when i was smoking cigarettes.

>>66644810
small and white like their sugar

>>66644810
Wish I could drink capuccinos but hate sugar and milk in hot drinks lol . Looks nice tho

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thought of a new word lads

schweeb

>>66644848
i use raw sugar

>>66644856
That's a Dutch weeb isn't it?

making tea
might use sugar

Learnt a new Mandarin term lads

草泥

>>66644840

haha i hardly ever pked back then because i was nooby af but i loved watching the pk videos (elvemage, i kasoy i, jiglojay, etc.)

i got lured for my whip before school one time and cried for like 2 solid minutes begging the cunt to give it back so that kinda put me off wanting to pk for a while haha

Very funny thread this
Did some major larfs

new
>>66644934
>>66644934
>>66644934

>>66644934
>>66644934
>>66644934

>>66644921

fascinating

>>66644921
read this as 'mandem term' xd

>>66644921
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