/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbLBbdQzEeE


great album for yu country fans

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tfw to intelligent

>>66639596
>country music
alri back to the home with you gramps

I shot a man in Reno

>>66639596
good post

>>66639615
and my heart stood still
do-do wop wop wop
do-do wop wop

morning lads

>>66639611
>>66639662
>>66639624
>>66639611
>>66639609
>>66639596
>>66639578


SATANIC edition

these boots are made for walking

>>66639578

Amazing to think that the universe is so large even light hasn't explored it all

I hurt myself today

>>66639615
to show Avicii I was cool

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I come from a land down under
where women glow and men plunder

'Bout to start the old 'mute

Some clapped out SWT rolling stock

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Here we are then

>>66639771
it's chunder dickhead

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>no teenage dirtbag gf to go to an iron maiden concert with

>>66639841
the teenage dirtbag was the boy in that song

>>66639831
that's only one verse cuntflap
its plunder

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>>66639857
actually at the end of the song the girl says she's a dirtbag too

>>66639828
is that the same character as in friends ?

this one canadian kook fucking songs up

Hope I live through a serial killer scare

>>66639881
she was only trying to make him feel better about his pathetic life

the so-called gf just went to her class

going to work bye

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>>66639901
BACK UP IN YOUR ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION

lads

what do you call a witch who lives on the beach?

>>66639905
does she take it up the arse?

>>66639947
probably would if i suggested

want to start studying physics but don't want to invent time travel

Just had a wank to black girls getting fucked up the asshole, m8s

>>66639955
are not curious? dubs says you clean her pipes

>>66639933
Have a nice day

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>that moment when you realise you're simply dreaming and so can grab that girl and fuck the shit out of her

>>66639978
not really interested in the so-called arse

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THAILAAAD

>>66639971
nothing to worry about lad, allay your fears. If you do invent time travel you can travel back in time and tell yourself not to do it. easy.

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>>66640032

>>66640032
Alri

>tfw can't wank to anal because it reminds you of your own gay thoughts

Often fantasize about killing an eating people. Probably won't ever do it though

>>66640077
don't worry lad, there's plenty of eatingpeoples, killing one won't make a difference

waheyyyyyyyyyyy

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You know I love you but I just can't take this

You know I love you but I'm playing for keeps

>>66640113
Gave me a good morning chuckle while I drank my cuppa x

>>66639974
>>66640077
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dahmer

you know what to do

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Make California and New York Red Again

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Just wrote this and posted it in the library

Hopefully it makes someones day x

MCNYRA

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>>66640008
>tfw too intelligent to dream

>>66640149
BASED SHKRELI

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>>66640142

you got it, m8

on my way to the call centre

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>>66640032
the so called "Thailad"
enhanced with the latest forensic recognition software.

actually falling asleep to this boring black mirror episode

>>66640238
I work for CSI Newcastle and can confirm this is legit

>>66640238
P.I here, this is legit.

>>66640308
child sex investigations?

Why do poor people always have that same smell in their house? What is it anyway? Like stale smoke or something

found a very cool green rock at work today, gonna polish it up, as i know nothing of geology im interested by it

>>66640390
Post rock

>>66640323
Paedo investigator?

>>66640330
Chavs Slapping Indians unit

Girl I'd put as "it's complicated" on facebook told me she's pro-choice for everyone but herself, because it's for "irresponsible whores". She has an exception of it being retarded or a "nigger rape baby".

>>66640386
moth balls?
layers of dust?
smoke?

If you can't consent to sex when drunk, and you go to nightclubs to have sex, then surely they should make serving alcohol at nightclubs illegal.

Otherwise they're just licensed rape-discos

>>66640407
parrot irritator

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GUNNIN' NIGGAZ DOWN 'CAUSE THEY DON'T GOT THE RIGHT CLOTHES

>>66640405
photo isn't great, but it's like almost translucent in smoe spots, can see into it a bit, there are also bands of darker colour running through it, colour is not consistent but largely shades of greenw ith some white stuff on the edges

geologist's help is appreciated

>>66640441
>you go to nightclubs to have sex

Pleb

>>66640441

If those whores got shitfaced and work up with some Tom Brady looking motherfucker, they wouldn't claim they were raped

>>66640462
might be agate
I've got some nice orange beach agate

>no (You)s

Fucking hell? Time for bed then

Mouth feels like I haven't brushed my teeth, but I definitely have.

Hhmmmmm

>>66640485
not so fast canuck

>>66640494
Tell us what happened la

>>66640480
Ched Evans thought so too

Is there any way I can get a girl pregnant without raping her?

I like the idea of her getting knocked up with my seed and never knowing it.

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>>66640482
Pic related

>>66640533
I did and she didn't know until she left the country

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>>66640531

I said someone has handsome as Tom Brady, not some fucking baboon, m8

>>66640422
she sounds like a giant edgelord

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>>66640462
could help by POSTING THE PHOTO

had a dream that I was a fat, autistic runt of a man - but I worked in a kitchen with Marco Pierre White, and one day he put an arm around me and said I was the best chef he'd ever seen

can't decide if it was a good dream or not

>>66640585
>dirty finger nails

ugh

>>66640585
Thats a brussel sprout lad

>>66640575

She's real annoying, but she once sucked my dick at work

>>66640585
nice ink brah

tribal tat?

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>I'm not gay

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>>66640585
might be Turquoise (the stone)

>>66640602
girls like that are such massive red flags. i've no idea why people on 4chan seem to want them so bad hahaha i'm turned off by them the instant they start

could use a right bumming rn

>>66640646

I like with the wrong head I guess. She has a kid, but she doesn't have custody so I wouldn't have to see the little shit. Also why are you surprised? Most people here would be happy with just not being virgins

>>66640660
bit gay

>>66639615
just to watch him die

got a lecture at 9am

will I be in attendance?

*leans back and a runt begins massaging my shoulders*

no... no I will not

>>66640695
*take a knife slowly from my pocket and stealthily brings it to your neck*

just had a fag and a black coffee

looks like I'm skipping breakfast again

>>66640671
>Also why are you surprised? Most people here would be happy with just not being virgins

that's my point though. they want these redpilled virgin edgelord gf's without realising they are rare as fuck and almost always batshit insane. it used to be the quiet, shy girl here and now it's the outspoken racist lmao

>>66640707

lol gay

>>66640706
*sees you doing this and knocks you cold, saving his life*
*gets promoted*

Wahey

just promoted this canadian runtoid from paste grinder to glue boiler

*watches this canuck try to spark out an aussie runt*

hmmm

*the canuck ends up fellating the aussie*

ah yes...

constant reminder of when this seventeen year old girl moved into the front room of this house i was sleeping on the couch on at the time, she took some black dude home and fucked him to this

she also used to get drunk and eat laxatives due to body issues but that's a story for another time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

lads getting an absolutely NUTTER blowie from this canadian runt

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c-pop

I think I better leave right now
before I fall any deeper

>>66640781
Tell us what happened la

work was good thanks

>>66640716

She's not 'redpilled' in the slighted. She's just your run of the mill white trash. Why did I let her suck my dick? Because she dropped to her knees when we were alone and I just went with the flow, 2bh. She's not even my type, but I believe most people just end up with people willing to have sex with them, rather than people they connect with emotionally.

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>>66640766
Ain't nothin to it, gangster rap made me do it.

>>66640781
*place a boot on each of your arse cheeks*

*pulls you by the shoulders*

>>66640797
Don't tell us what happened la we really dont give a shit

>>66640797
what u do bud? how was it give us a full run down of your day

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>mfw I'm 23 and still have to share a room with my sister

>>66640810
mean posting can fuck right off

>>66640823
gutter runt

>>66640798
not bagging you desu, just saying girls like that are best avoided in terms of anything more than a cheeky gobbie

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>66640823
Is she hot?

I've been swindled!
flimflam'd!
hoodwinked!

>>66640823
send me her undies

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477467046781.webm

>>66640823
take pics of her feet now

>>66640839
Uh-huh

*walks off and talks to somebody else*

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>>66640823
pls buy her this for her birthday

Clocks go back again soon

>>66640914
JFs go back soon

>>66640914
Tell us why la

>>66640896
He'll be happy anyone gave a shit in a few years down the road.

>>66640829

Thank you

>>66640833

I guess so

>>66640840

fun fact: when I was 15 I had a few friends stay the night, and one of them brought his cousin who had to come with him, other wise he couldn't come. He tried to steal my sister's underwear and my halo 2 disc.

well good morning

>>66640896
grim

>>66640953
>I guess so

So have sex with her then

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gf fedex'd me this

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what would you do if this was your son?

>>66640956
Funny isn't it

>>66640953
post her pic PLEASE

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hand me the chromosome and no one gets hurt

>>66640966
Christ how can someone be THIS helpless

>>66640896
really sad desu

there, but for the grace of god, goes i

Going for a curry out here tonight lads. I will let you guys know if it's as good as back in the UK

t.exchange lad

might go for a poo...

>>66640966
i dont get it...how can someone be so spastic. these people are just angering

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is this the best album of the 2000s?

>semen smell coming from bin
ah yes...

Currently getting paid to poo

At my hourly rate this should net me about 70p

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>>66641022
> the scent of your own brand on your undies

>>66641012
the fame is unironically one of, if not the best album of the 2000's and one of the best pop albums of all time

>>66641012
in short, no

>>66640823

I've always wanted a sister, 2bh. Big or little

Just got home from bringing the wifes son to school
how are you lads?

>>66641012
no

>>66641011
got a mate who's literally this much of a spaz, can't do anything and cries all the time, its amazing he's still alive.

basicly set in his life working at a dreary clothing store forever and "renting" his parents basement.

also been doing a uni undergrad degree for like 8 years.

>>66640966
They've been shit parents in fairness to the poor little runt

>>66640966
......so he has the internet, but rather than google this stuff he asked the butcher to sniff his bin plastic?

Why the fuck not just get McDonalds every day

>>66640966
I can't remember what me and my sister did to piss my mum off, but one day (I was about 10 or 11 at the time) she decided that she was sick of cooking us meals and made us make our own.
It was really vicious as well, usually mum comes into the living room with her meal and that's our cue to go and collect ours. This time the kitchen counter was bare and I remember her saying
>It's not nice is it?! Expecting something and not getting it!!

My sister who was older than me manager to make herself a bowl of soup and with her help I made some beans on toast.

I'll never forget that.

>>66641038
you mean lady gaga?

>>66641082
ye lad

>>66641072
why didn't she take the time to actually teach you to cook

Extremely dark outside lads

>>66641012
Well memed cunt

>>66640966
Frame him for murder, prison should teach him how to be an adult pretty well :DD

POSTER BELOW IS A RUNT

>>66641121
no im isnt

>>66641102
I think her plan was to throw us into the deep end and see if we sink or swim

I reckon I sunk because I've eaten nothing but shite since

>>66641055
agreed frankly

>>66641053
why would you be friends with someone like that? I do not know how you'd find anything in common

>>66641133
DOG PILE THE RUNT LADS

>>66641139
>I do not know how you'd find anything in common

they're clearly both runts

RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT

>>66640966
this cannot be real lol

>>66640978

I don't have a picture of my sister save, m8

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is this the best album of the 2000s?

>>66641182
find one off of her FB before I kill you 2bh

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>be depressed
>start feeling better and more talkative
>try and chat with my flatmates
>end up even more depressed
seriously thinking of offing myself lads

HUNT THE RUNT THEN PUNT HIM IN THE CUNT

Morning lads

>>66641055
Hardly their fault
My parents never taught me how to cook yet I learned to make solid dishes on my on and know my way around food well enough to experiment

Mong can't even throw something in the microwave or boil water at the least?

*squeals and tries to scrabble up a tree to safety*

>>66641218
HUNT THE RUNT THEN PUNT HIM IN THE CUNT HUNT THE RUNT THEN PUNT HIM IN THE CUNT HUNT THE RUNT THEN PUNT HIM IN THE CUNT

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what's ruining Europe

Breathing like im asleep but im awake

I dont know what that means but i wanted to day it because its how i feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtIbcXlFHGI


THE BEST song of the TWO-THOU-SANDS


THERE IS -NO- other

>>66641192
write me into your will

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RUNT HUNT

I must admit I do rather enjoy roughly sodomising women from different ethnic backgrounds than my own

>>66641207
This.

tbf I've learned everything like this from the internet.

I don't understand people who haven't managed to figure out there's this giant wealth of knowledge that you can take advantage of any time you feel like.
>for free

>>66641235
All me

*scuttles into the sewer to avoid the runt hunt*

>>66641139
We used to work together and I play video games with him occasionally and swim in his pool
Barely play games with him now since all he plays is league of legends and overwatch.

Sort of feel bad for him since he's an alright guy otherwise just comically pathetic and wimpy.

>>66641253
no need to gay up the thread, you bent nonce

>mum actually took the time to teach me how to cook good stuff
ah yes

>>66641248
whats the deal with anal? never done it desu

>>66641192
Pssh, hey kid
*lights cigarette*
Keep your head up alright?
*Walks off into the distance*

>>66641235
wallonians

Seasonal.
Beast tune, video ruined by hipsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmcG_u5cr58

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>>66641271
too late, it's gay now

>>66641253
And once you know the basics is easy to expand
Like learn to make a simple omelette (or even fry an egg) and you can do a lot from there

>>66641281
you put the bellend in the shitter

nothing to it

>>66641235
seeing muslims makes me annoyed desu

>>66641278
gotta cook those chicken buttholes just right, hey pierre?

>>66641238
>released 2005

wtf reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

imagine being a prozzie lads

alri thailad

something about lingerie

>>66641235
food looks nice though

>>66641281
nothing amazing

>>66641278
Self-taught here

>>66639596
Comfy asf

Reminds me of Forterdale, 2bh.
>Go mad dogs

*sets up a runt trap*

Now we wait

>>66641315
soul crushing desu

imagine being a sex worker, lurk this girls IG if you wanna see some straight up mental health issues

can't tell me this is healthy
https://www.instagram.com/gvccimama/

>>66641305
Yeah, it's fun to experiment with cooking.

made onion rings with pancake batter fried in oil last week.. the ones that worked were very good.
>>66641316
alri

>>66641315
*imagines being your mum*

>>66641278
I'm a man so my parents never bothered aside from learning how to use the grill
My sister is a little homemaker though and made me some homemade meatball sub last time I was over

>>66641072

harsh

*walks down the road*
*suddenly theres a huge snapping noise and I feel a horrible pain in my leg*
*Look down and see a bear trap around my foot*
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>66639689
*Sips coffee*
*Squirts it in your face*

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>66641310
They always have a cunty look on their face and their clothes are stupid. And they're brown and smell bad. Not much to it really.

*quickly runs over to the trap and starts beating the mick monkey with a metal bar*

GOT YOU YOU FUCKING POTATO MUNCHING NIGGER

>>66641344
where do people find these turboslags?

what the fuck is wrong with aussies?

*smells something vaguely like mouldy bread*

hnrf...hnfrr...hrnfhnrf....

*sniffs around the undergowth*

*falls into trap*

HUREEEEE....REEEEEEEE.....

>>66641366
is she hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfLIhiNWtsI


runts just made a music video lads

>>66641412
im pretty sure one of my mates slept on my floor once

>>66641433
you also from melb?

le dude

The other day there was a remainer runt chatting shit about how economic forecasts should be listened to. Just now the treasury forecast of a 0.1% contraction turned out to actually be a 0.5% growth. Reckon he's on suicide watch now 2bh.

I promise /brit/ will be runt free by 2018

>>66641298

th-thanks.

>>66641399
I hate that pissy shifty face they all make/have
Hate them wearing a fucking parka when it's 12c out
Hate seeing those stumpy chubby women with their hijab and 7 runts shuffling about slowly

How have you come to this opinion?
Spend some time in England or did you just fall out with one of the few dozen there?

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>>66640008
>Tfw dreaming I'm back in Middle School
>Find my crush
>Grab her and fondle her
>Think I'm gonna be scotch because it's all just a dream
>She runs and tells her parents
>I spend the rest of the dream running from the police
>Literally the definition of nightmare

So should I choose cyanide or gasoline?

hypothetically
how does someone get an aussie bf
im not a poof or anything hahaha
just a what if mates haha

Any of you lads remember maisiebro?
i miss the soddin bender

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>Locals excited over rare knob-billed duck caught in Kamala

>>66641442
nah sydney lived in boronia for a minute but wbu?

>>66641344
probs would but

i know a girl who became a prozzie. she was a legit mental case who would fall in love with whoever gave her the most attention of msn.

>>66641466
>12c out
that is pretty chilly tho

posting slopes with their arses out makes janitor displeased

@494
>but at the end of a sentence

shan't be acknowledging you any longer

>>66641490
don't mock them, stuff like this is amusing as

>>66641393

bit rude.

>>66641490
>posting buzzfeed headlines
>>>/reddit/

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477484535663.webm


HOWLING

>>66641507
I wear a t-shirt fine
Huge down jacket is overkill
Move out of the fucking country if you don't like cold.

>>66641526
I FUCKING HATE YOU

Want snow

>>66641520
...My bad

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>>66641536
is something the matter?

>>66641517
I'm not mocking anyone.
>>66641525
It's an English language Bangkok """news""" site.

meeting up with a girl today for a drink after work

how can I stop her realising that I'm a runt?

>>66641528
no thanks you can keep them haha

thank you for being so accepting canada x

>>66641490
I'd be screaming too if my face was covered in ants.

>>66641563
b urself

unless you're a runt then you're fucked lmao

apex_zozzle

>>66641490
Having none of that Bombay mix.

>>66641553
it's reddit for tranny shaggers in thailand? that's so much better

just leave you absolute runt

>>66641563
honestly dont think about it like it's anyting other than casual drinks and be funny and you'll be fine

went on a date with a prozzie
she seemed really keen on me at first but I somehow fucked it

>>66641599
howd u manage that haha

wouldn't mind having a british daddy to poz my boihole

>>66641599
Pissed mate?

>wearing a t shirt outside when it's cold
autism

>>66641599
shrieking

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http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1476717476599.webm

>>66641599
OI were u talking about this the other night? some tinder pr? good you fucked it she was TROUBLE

>>66641621
It's not cold yet
-10 is getting cold
I still wear shorts some days

>>66641612
>>66641616
>>66641622
just bad texting I think
was cut at first but I got over it quickly, she's still a prozzie so she was never gf material
reckon I could still root if I met her at a club which isn't that unlikely

>>66641655
mentalist
anything under 17-18 celsus is chilly

>>66641667
or if u give her $100 hahahaha

Just found something out that crushed my soul

>>66641640
>http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1476717476599.webm
i'd never even bothered to look at or listen to korean pop and THIS, this is what you fucking nerds are sweating over?? get it together for even one fucking minute mate

>>66641621
got me some oxford shirts and 1/4 zip sweaters mate
fall is comfy

>>66641681
excellent

posting from the call centre

My fucking back feels on feel

>>66641681
our date went well and she said I was attractive so I think I could swing it tbqh
we left things abruptly, not badly so we'll see

>>66641655
It's 14 degrees outside and I'm feeling rather chilly

it was about 20c earlier, very comfy

would you be sweating in 20c?

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How could anyone post such an airbrushed photo and not be embarrassed?

BRITS

>>66641762
i'd be sweating my willy off mate

Would you eat out a prossie if it looked clean?

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>>66641762

>>66641786
definitely not

>>66641786
Would you drink from a freshly cleaned and flushed toilet?

>>66641769
>Gai Waterhouse
hah
Like GAY Waterhouse lmao

>>66641804
sure

>>66641804
That would be cleaner

>>66641769
>goes to Trent

wew, we Trent lads are not the smartest ones you know. Her face is like that cuz of too many Stealth seshs

>>66641788
true desu

i work outside and spend 8-9 hours a day in 35 degree heat fr months on end

>>66641832
Stealth?

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>>66641842
>8-9 hours a day in 35 degree heat fr months on end
mate

>>66641858
It's basically a quarantine club in Nottingham where its okay to do loads of drugs.

>>66641875
it's why they're such spackers

>>66641810
yes lad hahaha howzat gottem

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>>66641875
drink alot of water, take rest breaks in the shade, don't smoke and you'll get used to it

also sunscreen


s u n s c r e e n

Gf smashed my balls with the baseball batt again

>>66641788
Canucks have to deal with plagues of insects every summer.
Straya doesn't even know that biblical tundra shit.

>>66641924
slip slap slop my lad, no use just doing one

>>66641924
good tan lad aha

are you the brickie

>tfw comfy months age starting
>tow body temperature slightly higher than average
Waney lads, maybe this is the year a qt girl hugs me because I'm warm
Hahah
Yeah..

>>66641924
h-hi

>>66641977
ye

a real community we've got here

>>66641924
Do lads know what the web tat on the elbow means?

>>66642006
i bet you love parkway drive

>>66641924
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1477551873108.webm

how do I get into doing manual labour if I'm a sensitive effete twink?

>>66642006
haa figured you have to be something like that with a tan of that calibre

Just on my way down to Tesco lads. Mum has asked me to get some flour and a wooden rolling pin so I can abolutely annihilate my bollocks.

>>66642017
kek
>Background/History: The spider web design tattoo is often found on the arms or under the arms of racists who have spent time in jail.

http://www.adl.org/mobilehatesymbols/symbol-32.html

>>66642017
does it have any mezning? wanting to get one

have a big acne lump right on my temple hahaha

>>66642074
eat heaps for breakfast, legit force it down, your body will thank you for it

trus

Already coughing and talking hoarsely at work so when I call in sick tomorrow people will say "ah sure he was sick yesterday"

>>66642117
hmm I don't eat any breakfast at the moment

>>66642048
nah but check dis out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIvV0EL6tAE

on the dumb hardcore tip

>>66642138
>>66642138
>>66642138
lads

>>66642067
>the FAGGOT at the end
sharply exhaled out of my nostrils, dislodging a small chunk of dried mucus in the process

>>66642111
Old school Brit prison tats. The swift/swallow on your neck and the teardrop under the eye too.